>Be British >Go outside >Die in a terror attack

>>128411404

>Be American
>Go outside
>Die of coronary failure

>Be American.
>Tip the gun man.

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>>128411404
>be british
>cant cut bread with knife without a permit
>walk outside
>get stabbed with knife

>>128411553
>>128411404
its like son and dad fighting

>>128411553
>Be american
>stand up to go outstide
>can't because too fat to get off bed

>>128411404
>be British
>stay inside
>be bored
>decide to watch some TV
>have to pay for your TV-license

>be American
>walk
>die of heart failure

>>128411590
>Be Australian
>Go outside
>Everyone pats you on the back for being a sick cunt

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>>128411404

>Be British
>Don't live in a shithole like Londnistan or Manchester
>Go about my day with no problems

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>>128411404

>>128411404
>be swiss
>sit on gold miuntain
>watch surrounding EU burn

>>128412053

Why are you Swissbros so based senpai?

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>>128411570
>>128411693
>>128411841
>be Australian
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bBIubgsfK8E

>>128411404
>this thread again

>be American
>wake up
>shot by Tyrone
>pay $4,000,000 in medical bills
>tip the doctor
>die of obesity anyway

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>>128411570
>>128411590
>>128411693
>>128411841

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>>128411404
they werent tolerant enough

>>128411553
>be British
>another London suicide bombing on TV
>suspect was Muslim
>try to tell husband Al Muhabdar Cheddar Kaboomihjar it's not their fault, white people radicalized them
>remember gum disease rotted away all my teeth
>offer a blowjob to comfort him
>he says no
>fucks wife instead
>>hehe at least I'm not a fat American

>>128411404
>be british
>wake up
>die in terror attack
>go for morning piss
>die in terror attack
>walk outside to get mail
>die in terror attack
>walk back inside from getting mail
>die in terror attack
>sit down on couch in livingroom
>die in terror attack
>inhale
>die in terror attack
>be dying in terror attack
>die in another simultaneous terror attack
>be british spirit leaving body
>die in terror attack

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>>128411404

>>128412553
>buy fish and chips
>die in terror attack

>take the subway
>die in a terror attack

>sweep some chimneys
>die in terror attack

>sell some newspapers
>die in a terror attack

>eat some gruel
>die in a terror attack

>teeth rot out
>die in a terror attack

>>128412553
>be american
>wake up
>bed breaks under your immense weight
>roll to kitchen
>have nice breakfast of cheese-spray on toast
>go outside
>get shot
>pay $40000 in medical bills
>tip the doctor
>go home
>tyrone and his gang are nogging around
>"fuck yo cracka ass white boi you gonna wait fo us ta finish n sheeieiet"
>wait outside your house like a beta cuck
>die of type 2 diabetes

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>>128413063
This is pretty accurate actually

>>128411404
>be Ukrainian
>go outside
>realize you're Russian now

>be human bean
>Wake up

WHY DOES IT HAVE TO BE LIKE THIS.

>>128411606
>be norwegian
>go outside
>get attacked by varg

>>128412733
>be german
>go outside
>get called a nazi

>>128412053
Hello fellow brother from the mountains.
Have some room left there?
I'll bring my guns.

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>be reddit
>capitalize greentext

>be american
>go to work
>out of nowhere 2 planes crash onto your building

>>128417580
Weak

>>128418774
>be american
>say weak
>turn into north mexico