How the fuck Anglos took it form us? Imagine if Burgers were

>>128409190
You surrendered it to us.

>>128409239
I've always been shit in history, but I doubt that

>>128409190
You sold all that land for 10 million, when all we wanted was south of Mississippi

>>128409354
100% true, you surrendered as usual.
Accept it, you are our bitches

>>128409190
New Orleans is proof that you're incorrect in your hypothetical future. It was very influenced.

>>128409190
Your country smells like pee

PEE IN THE LOO

>>128409190
Yeah because former French colonies are well rounded developed nations. Like morocco or Vietnam

https://www.monticello.org/site/jefferson/louisiana-purchase
Bet you regret that

>>128409190
Also gayer

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>>128409579
>you are our bitches
I will rape your whole family ahile you watch and touch your peepee you inbred mongrel

>>128409599
it was in the past, but since 20-21 century it was 100% british/Anglo influenced

look at canada and Quebec, look how civilized and smart and nice they are

>>128409764
well yeah for Africans, Morocco is very much developped, in fact without any big resources they have econnomy as strong as South Africa

And Vietnam the US fucked it up as usual

>>128409190
You lost some of it in wars and the rest you fucking sold you stupid frog cuck

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>>128409190
you didnt actually settle lots of colonies, was more just a collection of forts/territory

>>128409354
>I've always been shit on history,
>so I'm going to make claims about the development of whole country in the past 300 years because I think so

Go fuck off read a book or1, think about it and then fuck off again and kill yourself

You can start from on democracy in America by tocqueville if you think America is so shit and Frenchies are so good, via sociological approach


And you can read Wikipedia about the fucking state annexation you stuoid piece of shit

>>128409987

We are trying to stop mudslime immigration, Canada can't get enough and Quebec in particular seems to enjoy it...I've never been so thankful to be Anglo descendant in my life.

>>128409354
He's right.

We staged a "revolution" and used it to fuck spain and france. the english crown was never the enemy

>>128410390
>the english crown was never the enemy
This explain the wars

>>128410339
fuck off with your nerd shit

>>128410351
>>>/Edgy_reddit/

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>frog colonies
Funniest shit in the world. Even spain did better than you.

>>128409190
USA, Canada, Australia, New Zealand vs Morocco, Tunisia and Algeria.

>>128410165
Former spainish colonies are doing better mate

>>128410927
>Literally a descendent of Inbred anglo criminals

how you keep sucking uk cock after they threw your grandparents into a fucking shithole full of snakes and spiders and hot as surfance of the sun

>>128409190
When are you going to make a thread about you confusion regarding how Paris got sacked?

>>128410965
>>128411016

Cherry picking, fuck off

>>128411136
>tfw a shithole full of snakes and spiders is better than any French colony
wew

>>128410735
2/10 attempt because I replied

>>128411177
Paris is a shithole and we're preparing to nuke it

>>128411177
Do this since digits

>>128411136
Yet you speak English. French is irrelevant. We do not waste our time learning your dead language.

>>128411259
>France confused about what happened to their new world territories while their homeland is being overrun by saracen

Really makes you think...

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>>128409354
No. It is absolutely true. France was in the middle of a war with someone. Possibly Spain again. The French king sold it to our president - Thomas Jefferson. Americans actually complained back then, because he spent a fortune ($15,000,000) on what they thought was worthless land. This is known as the Louisiana Purchase. Do a search for that term.

>>128411517
that's because we're more educated than you faggots and I also speak Spanish and German

>>128410735
>german assassins
>war
kek.

it was a false flag double cross. we actually fought the british, but you got hosed. Why do you think we aren't a french nation? we're fucking english, nigger. Open your eyes.

>>128409239
Lol we bought it for them for 10 million

>>128409190

You guys fought over Ohio and lost. Over Ohio. Let that shit sink in, Pierre.

>>128409190
it was "our" but we'v' never send a lot of colons over there, we had more important things to do with the filthy kraut and the toothless brit in europe

>>128409239
That's false though, france gave it to spain in exchange of spain giving florida to the UK and the napoleon took it from spain and sold it to the US

>>128411620
>Americans actually complained back then, because he spent a fortune ($15,000,000) on what they thought was worthless land.
same thing happened with Alaska kek. But Seward paid $.02 an acre for land filled with oil and gold

>>128411201
Hong Kong, Singapore, Malta, South Africa, Cyprus, Bahamas. Am i still cherry picking.

>>128411620
we were at war with everyone and it was Napo not a "king"

>>128409190
Which one?
We beat you in a war and took your Canadian colonies and you sold your American colonies to the Yanks.

>>128409190
>How the fuck Anglos took it form us?

They took New France because they had way more manpower in the New World. General Montcalm and Governor Vaudreuil were actually very good leaders, but they clashed and couldn't decide on a strategy. The king failed to respond to their appeals for a direct order about who was in charge exactly out of the two of them.

The Louis XV of France was inept and his generals in Europe weren't great. Frederick the Great was fucking everyone's shit up in Europe during the 7 Years War and France was mainly concerned about that theatre of war. Nouvelle France was Louis XV's last concern. Prussia's ally Britain took the opportunity to try and take the French colonies. Louis hoped to take territory in Europe and trade it for the colonies lost when the peace talks started.

Britain captured Martinique and the Canadian territory. When the peace talks started, Louis XV didn't have as many bargaining chips as he would have liked. Britain offered either Canada or Martinique back, as part of the peace treaty. Louis chose Martinique because that one little sugar producing island was literally worth a couple times more than the whole of Canada.

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>>128409190
It's a beautiful story
>Spain begins giving land to France
>France sends soldiers to New Orleans
>America panics
>America sends people to France to buy New Orleans
>France, not seeing value in the land, decides to sell all of it to America
>It wasn't fully Frances to sell yet, Spain was dragging feet on transfer
>America gets the land from France for very cheap, jewing both France and Spain at the same time

>>128409564
>You sold all that land for 10 million, when all we wanted was south of Mississippi

Napoleon didn't have any use for it. After Haiti became an independent hellhole, France's stake in the New World was largely gone. Napoleon preferred the money that could be spent on other things.

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>>128410338
This is true. The only things France cared about were converting natives to Catholicism, screwing native women, and killing animals to make fur hats. The only real city they built was New Orleans, and they lost it to the Spanish at one point.

>>128409190
Basically a bigger Quebec?

Ehh, no.

>>128409190
>How the fuck Anglos took it form us?
Same way muslims are taking france from you.

At the end of the day they want your country more than you so you surrender

>>128412091
>Napo not a "king"

Technically, he was the King of Italy for years.

>>128411662
Guess being more educated explains why you are on the internet, on a computer and using software devoped in the Anglosphere. You even play our sports. You were learning other dead languages when we were creating the modern world.

>>128412663
>implying the burger is even aware of the existence of italy

>>128412091
My Mistake. Your vertically challenged, narcissistic, Corsican Emperor sold it to us.

>>128409190
>How the fuck Anglos took it form us?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Seven_Years%27_War

STOP
LOSING
WARS

>>128409190

>Imagine if Burgers were influenced by us instead of inbred UK, they would be 10 times more civilized and patriotic and smarter

>I will rape your whole family ahile you watch and touch your peepee you inbred mongrel

Yes it would have been so civilised.

>>128409190
Napoleon was at war with Britain, and weak overseas, so to avoid Britain invading and taking over there, they sold it to America (on the cheap too).

>>128412871
>Your vertically challenged, narcissistic, Corsican Emperor sold it to us.

He wasn't actually short and he wasn't a narcissist. He'd play himself up as a megalomaniac in front of diplomats to scare the fuck out of people

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>>128413003
>Seeing the opportunity to curtail Britain's and Prussia's ever-growing might, France and Austria put aside their ancient rivalry to form a grand coalition of their own, bringing most of the other European powers to their side. Faced with this sudden turn of events, Britain aligned herself with Prussia, in a series of political manoeuvres known as the Diplomatic Revolution. However, French efforts ended in failure when the Anglo-Prussian coalition prevailed, and Britain's rise as the world's predominant power destroyed France's supremacy in Europe, thus altering the European balance of power.

>Britain's rise as the world's predominant power destroyed France's supremacy in Europe

>>128413105
He was 5'6"... Short to us, but probably average back then.

fact: anglo-saxons are the most powerful race in the world

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>>128411662
>I can speak multiple languages so i'm smarter and better then you
Nigger i speak latin, german, english, and russian. You're not special.

>>128409190
Louisiana is under french common law. Come, join your brothers in freedom.

>>128409190
you lost in wars and the rest was bought off. the american independence was basically pointless for the french because they came and traded with the British instead of France because you didn't want them to be an economic power in the Americas

>>128413781
You speak a single useful language.

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>>128409190
>Bourbon financial policies

>>128414621
eh latin was for fun, the german is useful because the company i work with imports shit from germany like crazy, and the russian to a much lesser extend, it was for translating purposes with a different company

>>128410339
>america
>democratic
WEW

>>128409190
>anglos establish colonies and supply them at great expenditure for centuries
>Frogs establish trading posts and make some side money off pelts and timber.

>>128409190

Quebec exists, and its a liberal and disease ridden hellhole.

>>128409190
Napolepn sold it, it was not of much intrest at the time.
It was just swamps and the US needed it since they were building a country.
Don't belueve UK shills, most cucked and uneducated country ever, their media lie so much to them, their history also...
How can they even look themselves in the mirror, i hate their ugly degenerate faces

>>128410165
HOLD THE PHONE Frenchie. Vietnam was YOUR mess. We had to pick it up after you left it. If you gave your god damned colonies independence none of the shit that went down in nam would've happened.

>>128418583
No you dumb fuck, we left it because their was no way to contain their wrath.
But americans came to do a demonstration of power although they were told not to

>>128418757
Of course they were pissed off you kept denying them independence. Then they had to fight you like we fought the British. Then of course the US government had to step in after Dien Bien Phu because Vietnam was part of the communist threat. If they were given independence they never would've turned to communism.

None of the fighting would've happened if the French government wasn't so butt hurt about France's fast defeat in WW2.

2 countries mostly known for
>a fucking truck
Who cares what you did 500 years ago, you're caliphate nowadays so don't even mention yourselves on a same sentence its disgrace