What a brave man.

*teleports behind you*

>>128406755
At least is not a katana

>>128406628
>sword
Guess that's how your average UKistanian plans on stopping trucks?

>>128406628

how long until he gets arrested for hate speech, unlawfully provoking muslims, and possession of an unlicensed sword?

*cat enters his backyard*
*calls swat*

>>128406755

>Nothin personnel, Sadiq

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>>128406628
Braver than British police.

>>128406628
Don't be a warlord, bin that sword!

>>128407072
quality post

>>128407072
doesn't have as nice a ring to it but it's alright

>I've got a sword

Inb4 British police raid his house consificate his sword and all his kitchen cutlery then notice he hasn't paid his tv licence and arrest him

>>128406628
>*teleports behind isis member*
>*cuts him in half*
>psshhh nothing personnel, kieeed.

Would be better if he has a fedora as well, but oh well

>>128407072
>not bin that broadsword

>>128406628
>have my ax, too!

>>128407072
>>128407203

Needs one more word after the comma

>Don't be a warlord, bin that assault sword!

>>128406628
Weapon in a public place, this guy is probably already in prison

>>128406628

I'd cut my dick off if he gets shanked tomorrow kek

>>128407377
Yeah, that's better.

>>128406628
What rings you got, bitch?

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>>128407377

>>128406987
they'll probably be able to throw in watching the television without a licence, too.

>announcing to the police you have an illegal weapon
The cops will let mudslimes walk right into the guys house and murder him for that.

>>128407059
tell me this is nOt true

>>128407593

truly the greatest crime of all

>>128407421
You've probably never used it with a woman anyway.

Which is mightier? The sword or the chucked grenade?

>>128407318
Much better

>>128406628
His theme song:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1GiV0qzzQjg

>>128407799
The truck

>>128407799
depends who wins on the roll for initiative

>>128406628
Ahh, that famous British humour is keeping me in good spirits

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>>128407599

That's where we're headed.

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>>128406755
Kek

>>128407057
under rated post

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>>128406628
*unzips katana*

foolish mortal. everybody under the eastern sun knows that western blades are inferior to japanese sword craftsmanship. besides, the soul of Abumi-guchi is living inside my sword, a very powerful demon. Very well, you shall have your duel! Prepare, thus this day is you LAST!

Get a life, bin that knife!

Don't be a warlord, bin that sword!

Shooting ain't fun, bin that gun!

Don't be a brat, bin that Bat!

Just keep calm, bin that bomb!

Go play croquet, bin that rocket!

>>128408663
>Just keep calm, bin that bomb!

that doesn't rhyme though.

Was this teleport meme from dark souls lag kills?

>>128408799
I thought bomb was pronounced "bom"

>>128406628
Is it legal to have a sword in Britain? We should ask his address and send police there, insha allah.

>>128406942
Thats funny becuase it is.

>>128406628
>sandnigger guy sends his 6th wife in his house
>the 8yo girl is wearing a suicide vest
>when she gets close to him the sandnigger remotely triggers the vest
>Andre Walker dies in the explosion and the sandnigger buys 20 new wives with the reward money

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>>128409050

Remember that you're addressing an Austrian, so even if you use short one-syllable words they're still likely to not understand.

>>128406628

BIN THAT KNIFE! OR I'LL WRITE YOU A VERY ANGRY LETTER

>>128406628
Alpha. If only all bongs we're like him

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>>128406755
>heh i wasn't even at my full potential

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>>128408645
That would actually be an effective weapon against the shitskins in london. They're using knives and hatchets and shit.

Fedoras - 1

Boxheads - 0

>>128409266
I think it looks more like some kind of sabre. If you zoom in, it appears to have a hand guard. Unless it's some kind of "babby's first katana" with extra protection.

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>>128408645
Heh. Pretty good, filthy jap. Ever heard the phrase "bringing a gun to a katana party"? You can't parry something that moves at the speed of sound. No human being can. Special sword craftmanship with a thousandfold? My gun was mass produced in the US of A, and designed by a fat man in Kentucky, and BEATS even the most superior of your katana. We took the chinks' girly sparkly powder and made it into something lethal. And know what? Every man in our country has one of these guns.
You'd do better to rethink about getting in a fight with US, arsehole. We'll fucking level your cities with our GUNS.

>>128407057
Lel

>>128406628

Only terrorists can apply? I reckon I could take him, especially with 50k at stake.

>>128409266
>katana with handguard
lol retard kys

Well he is dead

>>128412784
look at the tip newfag

>>128406628
Why are Brits such cucks?

Read the responses to his tweets. People say they're calling the cops cuz he has a weapon or that he's inciting crime and being Islamphobic.

White people are fucking retarded.

>>128407059
Did they have licenses for those chairs?

To all the fucking retards itt

owning a sword isnt illegal here. I can buy a zweihandr tomorrow no checks if I want to.

It's using it or transporting it without adequate cover that is illegal. What the guy in the pic is doing is probably illegal (brandishing weapon in public place) but definitely a gray area as its for a twitter joke. He'll be fine.

However if he actually killed an ISIS with it, that would be illegal. So yes we're still horrifically cucked

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>>128407667
No without the proper permits and certificates. He may also need to be inspected by the Ministry of Copulatory Integrity before can use it for that purpose.

>>128413020
wow now you have done, calling me newfag? you can call my mother whore and i wont care, you can fucking rape and i wont care but calling me newfag? Are you fucking serious you piece of nigger shit?

>>128409266

And he grabs it like a selfie stick. He's already ded lol.

>>128413468
>you cant carry around your sword in public
King Arthur would be ashamed.

>>128413042
I heard being in possession of an assault chair in Britain carries a minimum 5 years behind bars. Though in this man's case, I be more worried about the hate crime he'll be charged with for not letting peaceful and tolerant Muslims carry out the will of Allah.

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>>128406628

This is the maximum level that pol can level up.

>>128407059
I have yet to see an actual source on this.

>>128413020
the tip of my cock?

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>>128406628
PUT THAT BUTTRKNIFE DOWN RIGHT FUCKING NOW!!!!

>>128406987
Well technically it is illegal to cary a blade longer than 3 inches so soon I guess

>>128416966
Because it's fake news. There's a police officer in hospital with serious injuries after he attempted to apprehend the men armed only with a baton, I doubt any faggots on here would run at 3 guys with foot long knives and apparent bomb belts with only a stick as a weapon. The diners who fought them off with chairs did so before police arrived. It was 8 mins from the first call to the police to all three terrorists lying dead in the street.

>>128412784
Katanas do have handguards and they're called tsuba you bootleg fedora

>>128407667
Kek

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>>128406628
Britain needs a kairo seijuro

My dudes.

Just watched her speech.
Pure globalism.
She is pure evil
How did she get there
Denounced Islam
Then regulate internet
International agreements
Submission of all power

No doubt she is handing her country over to pure evil my dudes


Do you love your country?
If so fight. No excuses.

If not. Don't bitch about being a coward. No one has time for it.

You can't run to US Fight for your country. And we will help you defeat them. But stop with this apathy.

>>128426183
>>128426183
>If so fight. No excuses.
>If not. Don't bitch about being a coward. No one has time for it.
>You can't run to US Fight for your country. And we will help you defeat them. But stop with this apathy.

hah you say this like britain isnt packed full of cucks

stop acting like they can be salvaged, we want them to fall hard and painfully to serve as an example.

>>128426373
>tfw london is whiter than the US as an entire country

>>128406957
No, they're going with a wall of pikes.

>>128408663
>Go play croquet, bin that rocket!

Rock-ay?

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>>128426605
This.

>>128407059
why do they have unarmed police anyway? for what reason?

>>128426787
because in most areas the most the police have to do is tell some 15 year old cunts to get off the top of a roof

>>128427030
It must be nice not having basketball americans

>>128407059
>chair throwers charged with hate crimes

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>>128406755

*Teleports behind you*

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So very brave.

>>128426140
gotta admit that sword spin is pretty nice

>>128408663
>he thinks it's pronounced "crocket"
Oh I am laffin

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>>128426140
>tfw you realize he died drowning after trying to get his katana back from the river

>>128406628
OI
BOW TO YOUR LORD
BIN THAT SWORD

>*teleports behind you*
>"Heh nothin' personal wanker"

>>128406628
BIN THAT SWORD, DON'T BE A NERD

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>>128427579
>>>128426140 (You)
>>tfw you realize he died drowning after trying to get his katana back from the river
Not he didn't, he died when his boat capsized when he was bringing a girl to an island to teach her katana stuff
http://www.lakeconews.com/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=47777:authorities-identify-clearlake-man-who-drowned-after-falling-from-kayak&catid=1:latest&Itemid=197

>>128406628
Lmao at this larper

>>128426787
Most of the 'Police' you see on an everyday basis here are Community Support Officers and don't even have the power to arrest people.

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>>128427857
Honestly, drowning finding your sword is much more dignifying than dying taking a 16 year old to an island 3 miles off the beach while you're a 30 year old man.

>>128409266
Looks to be a Calvary cutlass, given the hand guard and straight blade ruling out a sabre.

>>128427126
Well I live in Northumberland and from here you wouldnt know the place was being invaded so it is. But London and Birmingham has worse than basketball americans, we've got Quintessential Brits

>>128424624
let's hope they're not buried on English soil, maybe dump their rancid corpses in Belgium, or something.

>>128427857
LOL, 30 yr old dude with a 16 yr old girl. What could possibly go wrong?

>>128424624
Armed police.
Community police (those without guns) we on the scene almost immediately and some did in fact flee.

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>>128408663

>Shooting ain't fun, bin that gun!
Rather: Oi son, better bin that gun!"

>Just keep calm, bin that bomb!
Rather: "Come on pom, bin that bomb!"

>Go play croquet, bin that rocket!
Rather: "Don't be cunt, bin those rockets, rather play with the one between your pockets"

>>128427126
Pretty much. When I see Americans on /pol/ talking about our police it's really frustrating because they don't understand that our world is completely different from theirs, these threats don't normally exist over here on this level, we don't need all our police to be packing heat 24/7. Not only is it a massive waste of money, people just don't like being around guns that much here, understandably.

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>>128406628
Reminder that polearms>swords
Buy a spear for serious home defence, use the reach advantage

>>128406628
This is somehow both equally cringy and badass.

You can't just bait literal murderers into coming after you without being a little bad ass.