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>>128404030
kek, where are their swat teams?

Don't be a fool bin that stool.
Can't take the heat? Bin that seat.

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>>128404030
The great empire of Britain

>>128404876
Dear Lord.

>>128404845
lmao.
The sun never sets on the British caliphate

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>>128404030
Is this the best comedy or what????

>>128404030
All memeing aside, a chair is probably the best defense against a knife-wielding attacker.

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>>128405130
This is a good point. I can't possibly think of a weapon that would be useful against a knife

Follow the rules bin those stools.

>>128404030
I always thought bongs had their shit together but in reality they just have been lucky up until now.
They sound completely unprepared.

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>>128405331
Thats such a short ranged gun, can't compare to this, which each attacker had.

>>128405130
I would choose a pistol if possible, being a police officer and all that

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>>128404876

>>128404030

How the fuck do British police STILL not have firearms?

I know they were traditionally opposed to them, but as Saddiq Khan says, terrorism is part and parcel of living in a modern city. So maybe it's time you gave your fucking pigs guns like every other civilized nation.

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I laughed then got depressed as the whole west is turning cucked like this.

>>128404876
Always the same street

>>128404876
how is this allowed

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>>128404030
BAN ASSAULT CHAIRS

No budget for karate lessons?

Ban assault knives!

This proves gun control works.

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>>128404845
I'm dying

>>128404845
What if you squat?

>>128408434
Don't have that thought.
Stand, don't squat.

>>128406050
Ever visited the country of skåne?

>>128404030
I get bantz and everything, but shit's getting too dire for me to laugh anymore. Fuck.

>>128408480
That's pretty good, considering the uk is 1984 incarnate.

>>128404845
theres nowhere left to hide; bin that pride

>>128408675
same. This is actually depressing as fuck

>>128404876
that's on the curry mile

Don't be a slouch
Put down that couch.

>>128404876
This is the future conservatives want.

>>128404030
Taxpayer's money hard at work.

The Guardian is probably happy about this.

>>128408812
The fact they have a whole mile is bad enough.

Hey what's the hold up ?
Back away from that fold up

>knife-wielding attackers
That's where you're wrong, you see, knives are banned in the UK

It's danger you wield
With that chesterfield

Our coppers are legitimately useless. They're like wasps, ignore them and they'll go away except unlike wasps, they have no weapons.

>>128408288
good thing that bat doesn't have an (((extended))) magazine or a fore arm grip, it would have been classified as an (((assault))) weapon.

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Death to all muslims, Jews, journalists and politicians.

>>128409098
>leaf
good post

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FYI they weren't real police officers, just the community officers i.e. women playing dress up

>>128409105
and only the biggest of pussies are afraid of them

>>128407244
I just don't get it. What is up with the attitude of western men? Look at them, big, strong, good looking (no homo) dudes charged with protecting the citizens and they willingly get cucked into making the same hand gesture ISIS makes, just to appease some bearded goatfucker manlet.

>>128404030
I want guns legalised as soon as possible. When this whole civil war goes down we need to have a level playing field

Little Baby beware
Put down your high chair.

>>128404876
That's nothing compared to the 7 kebab stores directly next to one another here in my town.

How do they still make money ?

>>128404030
remind me of this scene from demolition man.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dlyMZNURdmc

>>128409272
never understood the point in having these plastic plods

you'd better not toy
with that lazy boy

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>>128404030

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aapEbnIOcE8

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How do you go from this...

>>128404030
To be expected, pigs aren't allowed to eat Muslims

Why kick up a stench ?
Just put down the bench

>terror attack site
>send unnarmed Jimmys

GB RLY ? I mean what the fuck ?

On one hand, the police shouldn't have gun.

On the other hand, the public SHOULD.

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>>128409343
There's a reason we're not allowed guns. We'd have RWDS 3 years ago. As it is now, the European races will die with a whimper, as intended.

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>>128404030
If only pic related had been nearby, this tragedy could have been averted. Go fuck yourselves britbongs. You deserve this and so much more.

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>>128409704
to this ?

I wonder what happens if I email them congratulating them on letting people die and going against everything a police officers should do, no doubt sent to MI6's basement for though crimes of the highest level.

but really what were they thinking absolute cucks...

>>128404876
absolutely haram

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>>128408812

>a whole mile of shit-strewn street.

>>128404030
> no doubt sent to MI6's basement for though crimes of the highest level.

Forgot you can be arrested for what you 'anonymously' say on the world wide web.

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>>128405130
Chair is generally useful to keep wild animals at bay...

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>>128409704
...to this?

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>>128409914
To this

>>128409876
>die with a whimper
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eKOYoYy4vBE

Of all the things that are fucked in the UK, the police force is the biggest fuck up.

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>>128410177
>thought crimes
https://www.google.com/amp/www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/arrests-for-offensive-facebook-and-twitter-posts-soar-in-london-a7064246.html%3Famp

>>128407244

cucked nu-males

>>128410934
>625 arrests
kek the meme is actually alive and kicking

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>>128410934
>1984

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>>128404030
why does uk let people without arms become police officers?
+it was a woman , wasnt it?

>>128408883
This is the future that 6 out of the 7 parties want. Conservatives lie about wanting to prevent it though.

>>128405705
i enjoyed this thnx :)

>>128410934
>>thought crimes

CORRECT.

BUT THEY CANT LEGISLATE YOUR THOUGHTS YET, BECAUSE THE TECHNOLOGY THAT READS YOUR MIND IS STILL CLASSIFIED.

>>128404712
whoa. i thought this was turning into /hm/ for a minute there.

fuck.

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>>128411625
Brits think their tactic of hue and cry will work with muslims. Worked when everyone had a dagger and sword though. Their unarmed police is also supposed to "bring together" the community and the police service.

>>128411671
This.

The only difference is how blatant they are about implementing the conditions to allow it, and the timescale that the changes take place.

This country is done.

>>128404876

My dad never traveled outside the US, and was always party Democrat. He finally left the US for the first time in his life to meet me in London. Him seeing this really redpilled him hard.

>>128409412

When you have situations like that, it is usually money laundering.

>>128410934
>>128411114
True this. The meme is a reality in Europe

>>128412182
Thank fuck I'm moving to Denmark forever.

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>>128404030
As we all know, police fleeing from terrorists is part and parcel of living in a big city in the U.K.

The attack only lasted 8 minutes before the police shot and killed the attackers. I don't see why people think the police response was so inefficient. That seems above average to me.

>>128404876
Middle easterners are the best barbers in the world though.

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>>128411949
Even if the government could read our minds, in this country we are protected by the right to freedom of speech.
F A B A
A
B
A

>>128410578
A light chair is actually a serious weapon in the right hands. Having 4 attack points makes it difficult to defend against.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qqlSM2iA4UE

1;20 is as offensive vs knife

The whole point of this is to turn Britain into an identity-less police state

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>have to travel to london next month for work
I haven't been for fifteen years.

>>128405130
Heeehehe i had a good chuckle from this post

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>be me
>get 24 hour ban
>happening grrrrrrrreat brrrrritania once again
>cannot celebrate my joy on 4shit
>ban just ended

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AAAAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAAHAHAAHHA

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>>128406050
Malmö is no better, friend.

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>>128404876

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>>128413202

>>128412931
That makes a scary amount of sense, maple-san.
>be sneaky jew
>import crime
>"oy vey goyim we need more police!"
>brit goys beg for martial law
>subversion complete

>>128413202
but poland arent you grateful they threw 60 million europeans in the fire so you could be ruled by soviet russia

>>128407244
Just Googled "isis hand sign". Holy fucking shit

>>128409442
They do the jobs that police officers no longer have time for, such as foot patrol and gathering intelligence, for half the price

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>>128404030
KEK

>>128413291
>4shit worth troubling yourself with the reset button

nah.

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>tfw i left bongistan back to the fatherland to escape the cultural enrichment

>>128409412
>How do they still make money ?
They don't pay taxes or fair wages and can undercut all other food shops

>>128409278
Fuck you wasps are horrible things. God your such a larper

>>128413449
Just take the plug off and plug it in, famalam

>>128404876
>kurdish barbers
why would that even matter when you're looking for a place to get a haircut tho

>>128409284
>big strong handsome chiselled hunks in uniform mmmm

Mate, something you wanna tell us

And Britains solution is to censor the Internet instead of deporting the shitskins.

CALPIHATE.
A
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>>128409823
Lol

>>128412978
>hello darkness my old friend...

>>128404876
Thanks to jews.

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>>128407244
Cucked pigs doing same hand gesture as sand nigger wearing a bed sheet. Ashamed to be a bonger.

>>128413358

>Salami Allahkum, brothers.
>Let's take a picture, okay? UK #1
>*holds finger up*
>dipshit policemen mimic with oafish smiles

>>128409878
>A huge box of sharp objects in a public place
>Could easily put a bomb in there

It's like they WANT this shit to happen.

>>128407244

Dat is KANGZ X rail station innit

https://youtu.be/IsPiPHAak-s

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>all those Britcucks who used to laugh at Belgium and France
>all those Britcucks who thought they were "uncucked" after Brexit

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>>128414271
>brits now see everything as a possible bomb threat
>instinctively imagine what would happen if any given object exploded
wew

Oh fuck off /pol/ you right wing fucking nutjobs.
Terrorist attacks are not a new thing to these aisles. We have dealt with terrorism for literally the entire history of the nation. Just because you are incapable of understanding and researching history doesn't disprove this

In the 1800's Britain had terrorist attacks from non muslims on a daily basis
WHITE BRITISH people blew up the first stream train because they thought it was not christian enough
WHITE BRITISH people would intentionally bomb spinning jenny machines because they thought textiles should be hand made
WHITE BRITISH people blew up the spinning mule machines because they were textile extemists
WHITE BRITISH people reacted with primitive rage against the invention of the furnace

British people dealt with it and moved on just like we will here. Muslims are not evil they are just confused because of how society is evolving. And I understand that. It isn't their fault. This latest attack is just a further example.

They are attacking landmarks because they are confused by international tourism. That is it

Pakistam got 378,000 tourists in 2015.
The UK got 22 million.

It is a hard chage to see tourists which is what makes them ac this way just like we acted badly during the revolution

>>128413830
havent been here for a bit, what's a bonger/bong

>>128414963
TL;DR
Go stand in front of a truck

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>>128404030
it is theyre policy mate..

>>128409412
They do money laundering of their drug and firearms trafficking, Hans. How much of a naive are you? Wake the fuck up, fuccboi.

>>128414963
kl pic lol

>>128413449
I got banned for 3 years because I jokingly said I am 15 while memeing

I had to rest

>>128415795
completely ballless

>>128404030
???

Can someone actually link me to a source of unarmed police running away? I can't actually find anything like that in the linked article. Just seems like bullshit to me.

Armed police showed up in minutes and shot them all dead anyway. What are you burgers on about?

>>128413202
Think my toilet is ready for its daily scrubbing mate. Chop chop.

>>128415795
>>128416327
Their policy... for civilians.

>get a life, bin that knife!
>be a man, bin that van!
>don't you dare, bin that chair!

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>>128414963
>WHITE BRITISH people would intentionally bomb spinning jenny machines
Islam is not a race, that is a false comparison.
>In 1800
Mudslimes drove a van into a crowd of people today you spinning jenny. Nice try ShareBlue.

brumpf

>>128416851
>mfw you will never be as e f f a y as rooftop koreans