Leafs are puss-

>>128380898
>When stare imminent death in the face, but life and death are the same in Canada

>>128380898
What a loser, did it for social media.

Kids mow the lawns around here with deadly spiders and snakes every square meter.

>an photo

>>128380898
Leafs are pus.

this is literal fucking reddit tier bullshit holy fuck sage this obvious slide

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Yeah, I love tirnaders. I hope there is more of them here in Alberta.
> Americans, on the other hand. Are just a bunch of yankee degenerate inbred faggots, they would shake and pee at the sight of one of these real storms.

Fuck off.

>>128380898
Now that is a tolerant man.
He knows that not all tornadoes are destructive, and assuming that a tornado is going to hurt him is just racist.
He knows that 99% of tornadoes are peaceful moderates who are just trying to live their lives, just the same as he is.
Very typical for Canadians, Americans can learn something from this.
Having more tornadoes in your country will be good for everyone, the country will be a much peaceful and tolerant place when tornadoes become the majority.
I'm so proud of this man, If only everyone were like him instead of being tornadophobic bigots, the world will be a much safer place.

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I fucking hate americans so fucking much. We should kill them all. Along with Muslims. And niggers, and jews and wops and them fucking north Koreans.

i thought the US midwest is the only region in the world that has tornadoes

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>>128382416
Yeah you fucking dumb piece of shit you don't even know wtf your talking about.

> perhaps you should take some lessons before you open your mouth.

>>128380898
>leafs are retar-

>>128380898
If the tornado kills him, he wins

Well its not like it's going to fucking sneak up on you, so why not.

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>>128380898
The tornadoes are just as much of a pussy as the canadians who live there desu.

If you want real tornadoes come to Oklahoma.

>>128380898
Oh my! I wonder how many green hands this guy got in Reddit.

>"Is that a tornado like thing? You, I like you"

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>>128382984
Oklahoma is the land of Butt pirates.
> you are a major faggot.

>>128382984
tfw live in moore

>>128381903
I hope your daughter brings home a tornado you piece of shit.

>>128383378
South Side OKC. Tornadoes love us

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>>128382984
Hahaha, only thing americans can do better is swim. Thanks to all the incestuous degeneracy. They have evolved pic related.

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>>128382984
Midwest is the tornado capitol of the world. We get a lot in Iowa, but not quite as many as y'all gt over there.

>>128383524
TINKER FAGS OUT

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>>128383876
Yeah, we get more tornadoes per sq mile here in Oklahoma than anywhere else in the world

That's just a dust devil. Wouldn't even knock me off my rascal scooter.

>>128383474
I would be honored.

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>>128383876
Did anybody die in pic related? I hope so.

>>128384174
um, congrats?

>>128383657
That looks better than regular feet desu.

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>>128384174
It's because God fucking hates you

Praise God and the good man Jesus for every dead American.

>>128384370
Seven people in the town were killed. About half the buildings were destroyed. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tornado_outbreak_sequence_of_May_22%E2%80%9331,_2008#Parkersburg-New_Hartford.2C_Iowa_tornado

>>128380898
Your dog was blowing you as you typed that wasn't it?

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>>128384370
>leaf

>>128380898
SAGE

>>128382416
70% of the worlds tornados.
Rest of the planet has to share the remaining 30%

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>>128384656
YeeHAW
>>128384826
Go suck start your shotgun faggot.

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> mowing from a safe distance
> not walking up to the tornado and taking photos from only a few meters away

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>>128385392
why would I do that, I'm not a canadian

thank god

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also, getting close to wind spinners isnt a new thing. pic related was a bunch of oil workers taking photos as it sped past them

>>128383657
Goddamit... fucking nofap. Fuck it, I'll start again tomorrow.

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>>128385510
No your not. I have more respect for the scum on the bottom of my shoe. Canada, more so Alberta, not including Quebec. Is gods land. Pure and Righteous, Glorious and True.

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also

> not flying into the whirly-twirly sky stick
> not getting sucked up into the cloud-dreidel
> not getting thrown around by the atmospheric doodlewop
> not spinning around a house-eating sky snake
> not being tossed by a cumulonimbus cloud column
> not getting picked up by god's recall

>>128380898
By not paying attention to it he kept it in the superposition

>>128380898
NAXALT is a terrible argument

Wow one tornado. Leafs must truly be the master race.
It's not like we have to deal with a tornado every fucking week where I live.

>>128382377
Checked. You'll be the first to hang.

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>>128380898
thats really not a big deal though

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>>128386282
>atmospheric doodlewop

FUCKING LOL

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>living in Just Fuck My Shit Up Alley

>>128381003
if you die in canada do you die in real life?

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>>128387053
>he's scared of a little wind

>>128383657
we're fucking fish

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>>128386767
No your wrong, try harder faggot.
> suck oats from the tip of my cock.

Ps. Beyoncé ain't nothing but a Taylor Swift ripoff.

>>128387238
That tornado looks like its walking around.

>>128382984
Came here to post this

>>128381176
>meters
you sicken me

>>128386282
that's scary

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>>128387277
No just inbred mutants nice try faggot

>>128387365
It's coming to fuck your butt

>>128387238
>making my way downtown

Jewnado?

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>>128387306
k.

>>128387365

Tornadoes (large ones, anyways) have several smaller ones inside of them, it is believed. Not many have seen clearly inside a tornado, much less have survived.

>>128387449
>>128387568
fuck that

>>128381903
Bahaha most amazing post ever
> natural disaster of peace

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>>128382984

>>128382916
underrated

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>>128380898
We had a tornado in here the other day.

First one in a hundred years, the fuck people, stop with your globalization or i'll send you my earthquakes.

>>128380898
They're not native Canadians. They're whites from South Africa.

>>128382416
Mate, even our tornadoes are worse.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5H1eVy6O3Fo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=66Yte03B3Lo

>>128380898
shit man I live in tornado alley, that's every tuesday

>>128380898
silly Canuck, you can't mow a tree.
>conveniently photographed too right?!

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>>128387777
Easy there big fella

why are tornado sirens so fucking spooky

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a3fh90hA6oQ

>>128387819
We have earthquakes here in Oklahoma too.

http://www.news9.com/story/33008574/big-earthquake-rocks-central-northern-oklahoma

>>128387940
Most tornado sirens go off within 10 minutes of a Tornado touchdown. They have to be as disturbing as possible.

>>128382984
Oklahoman checking in. This state sucks and tornadoes are gay. Can confirm this is the land of the butt pirates.

>>128387940
That's a weird sounding tornado siren.

Here's what ours sound like
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zqzKKB7qpD0

>>128387449
boy oh boy

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>>128387819
We have earthquakes here too, faggot.
Get Rekt

>>128387956
>5,6

I guess my tornado was puny too.

>>128388207
Ours are man made though. Faggots keep dumping waste water down deep ass wells

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>>128388097
Kek, your alright for a yank.

>>128383893
I live by Tinker and it is great. Kys.

>>128387940
>>128388104
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LnkMSmLc6mM

Leafs are retarded

>>128388154
hiding from tornado?

>>128388283
Elaborate please.

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>>128388283
mfw, I once worked in a weld shop. We built Heat Recovery Steam Generators, shipped to the states, used for fracking.
Feelsgoodman.jpg

>>128388341
Yeah I've heard those before. That shit is the stuff of nightmares. Would hate to hear that shit at noon every saturday. It's bad enough living a block away from ours siren and hearing it every week.

>>128388283
>last year
>tornado warning
>sirens blaring
>ground starts shaking
I have a well a less than a mile from my place down here in Texas.
Pretty sure I'm gonna die of some kind of cancer from the gas burning off they do.

>>128380898
>not even an E4 tornado
Canadian pussy.

>>128388522
http://money.cnn.com/2016/09/03/news/economy/oklahoma-earthquake-fracking-oil/index.html

>>128382984
>even tornadoes are fat in america

>>128388615
>>128387940
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oYsDZSJj_8E

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>>128388992
Fuck off. I don't need any help

>>128383657
For scientific purposes.. more?

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>>128388766
Be really careful, fracking also contaminates the water supply.

shill gtfo

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>>128389149

Pic related. It's you

>>128389301
I will never step foot in Guatemala after seeing that picture.

>>128384174
>>128383876
>Burguers still build their shit out of wood, paper and cardboard

>Had tornados (albeit small ones, probably f2-3) in Chihuahua a few days ago
>Brick and block buildings stand strong

>>128389467
Keep oil drilling and that will happen in american cities very soon.

>>128381350
https://www.reddit.com/r/nottheonion/comments/6f4vk9/man_who_mowed_lawn_with_tornado_behind_him_says/

Oh you mean the 2nd from top thread on reddit right now? How'd you know!?

>>128389530
That was a mile wide f5 tornado going through. Brick wouldn't stand a chance.

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>>128389629
Praise God and the good man Jesus.

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>>128380898

>>128389438
She dead?

If a tornado kills you you win

>>128389873
In theory yes cause he pierced the femoral, but it's a movie so no.

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>>128389873
Umm, I think she ended up completely skinned and kept in a barrel of salt water.

>>128389438
I want more of the web foot girl.

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>>128380898
>do extremely stupid thing
>luckily don't die and pay for your stupidity
a tornado doesn't have to be next to you to launch plywood through your stupid skull

being brave and surviving in spite of your stupidity are two different things

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>>128380898

Oklahomafag here, that's fucking nothing! Bet that leaf's never been noodling in an F4! Fucking northerners, I swear...

>>128382984

> tfw other Okies shitpost on /pol/

I'm proud to be an Okie from Muskogee.

>>128387940
I love the sound of tornado sirens. I also like the energy in the air that comes with severe weather.

>>128386123
Hermione stopped being attractive at 14. She's so ugly now I won't even say her actual name.

>>128380898
>chronicle herald
mah Nova

>>128381003
It's Alberta. He's probably glad he's got something to look at other than the endless, vertigo inducing horizon.

>>128390048
>>128390127
Oh, ok

>>128390401
You get it for me, cuck. Do what you were put on this earth to do, serve an american.

Looks staged for Reddit. Those faggots all look like that. There is no way people who know their lawn look like that. Only entitled faggots looking for attention on Reddit.

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>>128390593
Umm, if you look west. The Rockies span the horizon. This truly is God's land.

>>128387094
>>Suggesting Canadians are even awake.

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>>128390625
Bitch you were made for sucking balls. And swimming. Show us your webbed feet?

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>>128390907
Were always awake and on guard for Canada. And the Queen of course.

>>128382984

>live in tornado alley
>house gets blown away by tornado

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>>128390580
Well, what girls do you like?

>>128380898

Look how dirty their country is. Our tornadoes are white.

>>128380898
>She says cutting the grass was on her husband's to-do list, and as he started the task, she went for a nap.
Sounds about right

>>128380898

He did it for the photo. It's a good photo, but the explanation ruins it.


An American wouldn't give an explanation for the caption. Canucks remain pussies.

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>>128391348
All part of Gods Master Plan

>>128387867

lmao
fucking australia

>>128389530
You mudhut dwelling desert savages think a brink building would stand up to a mile wide, 600mph wind tornado? No wonder your society is 3rd world tier.

>>128390202
I am from California and I admit I am more comfortable in the ghetto than Oklahoma this time of year.

>>128382629

>your

Lead education!

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>>128391353

..........
jokes aside... Hermione really is not that attractive. She's a 6.5 at best and that's with all the makeup and other ridiculous shit.

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>>128391542
Brick*
Extra chromosomes detected

>>128390127
For real?

>>128380898
thats some Straya tier indifference to danger

>she'll be right

>>128387819
>>128387956

Isn't Texas close to Oklahoma?!

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>>128391630
Fuck off, Moot. If I wanted any lip from you, I'd rattle my zipper.

>>128382416
>i thought the US midwest is the only region in the world that has tornadoes
Wut? I think you've watched Wizard of OZ a few to many times. Even Southern Ontario gets Tornadoes. Last summer four tornadoes were confirmed in Southern Ontario in one day
>pic some damage from last summer

>>128392004

A
FUCKING
LEAF

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>>128391640
Still better then the girls I fuck.

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>>128392126
fuck forgot pic

>>128392126
Yeah but Canada is kinda gay, eh?

>>128392197
i love you moot i dont care what the other faggots say

>>128382377

We got another butthurt leaf here losing emotional control.

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>>128392197
Canada wins Again

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>>128391630
>>128392197
>>128392275
>>128392298
>>128390907
>>128390625
Just real basic shit. Fucking Americans need to try harder

>>128380898
>bought a brush hog for my tractor
>started mowing for rich land owners and banks in remote sections of the state
>meet this nice hillbilly family while in taking a break
>these guys ride horses because the nearest gas station is 45 miles away
>uses walkies talkies and cb radios because cell phones are useless in those parts
>one of the younger men awkwardly asked me why I don't have a gun
>say I don't need one
>older man speaks up
>"ya ya do, dem meth heads like to hang out in dem fields you mow, if they see you anit armed they'll cut you to pieces and eat you boy, why do you think those city folk pay you so much?"
"Oh, um well I might have to get-"
>"Jeremiah, give him one of those double barrels you got like a hundred of"
>younger guy just GIVES me a shotgun and a box of shells
"Are you sure, I got money I could pay-"
>"Nonsense, this former town used to manufacture these, theres thousands of them around here"
"Just make sure you mount it up real high of your tractor so the meth heads can see it and they shouldn't give you trouble"
"um, thanks"

>>128380898
>tfw have same mower

based Leafs.

>>128392209
Then I feel very, VERY sorry for you. She has no ass and a tiny rack... I'm not exactly a ladies man myself, but most of the girls I've fucked are better looking than her. She's an over-hyped shit show of a girl... she's also a super-feminist who believes in radically idiotic things.

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>>128391856
No, it's not. nigger faggot. Stop posting in my thread.

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>>128393008
Yeah, I don't care about any of that. And wtf does this have to do with you sucking my dick. Faggot. You should just stick to Wat ya know best.
> fucking your little sister
> sucking dicks
> swimming

>>128393008
Awfully defensive there m8. She's just another chick.
Generally, the people who find her attractive are usually find faces attractive. There's more than tits & ass, and those usually deteriorate faster.
Not being american-sized also helps. still, the heavy makeup and tomboy haircut looks bad.

>>128393475
Her face is extremely bland though... and brown eyes ffs. It's an average face AT BEST and considering that, why would she be thought of as hot if she also has no ass and a tiny rack? I see more attractive women every time I leave my house to go somewhere in public.

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>>128392707
You look like this.

>>128393465
Jokes on you... I only have a younger STEP sister and she's hot as fuck. Nothing resembling any blood relation whatsoever.

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>>128393725
Are you assuming my appearance?

>>128393718
Figures, you seem to be the kind of guy who's not good with faces.

>I see more attractive women every time I leave my house to go somewhere in public
No you don't, what you see are women with fucktons of makeup, but who are really good with it. At college you'd see tons of chicks who appear to be 9/10s but the moment they take off the makeup there's some really obvious odd facial characteristic.
That's also why they tease with the slutty clothing, so you don't notice.

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>>128393836
I don't think that post is really helping your cause there, anon.

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>>128394027
Man, don't argue with him.
> Emma Watson's not hot. Obvious troll.

Troll harder faggot.

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>>128392275
>Canada is kinda gay, eh
>San Francisco
>handjobs in the street
That's all

>>128394156
shit yeah, i'm half asleep here not thinking
it's sometimes a little too fun picking fights
i was gonna escalate it so well

If the tornado kills you, you win.

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Well, that was a good time. I hope you all enjoyed yourselves. I'm glad we could have this talk. I have to get some sleep.

Ciao4Nao

>>128382916
Top goy

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>>128380898
That's a small-ass tornado and it looks plenty far away for now. Even if it did happen to track right over his house it'd probably just fuck up his roof and maybe break some windows. No need to run for the basement just yet.

t. Nebraska

>>128389301
Best sinkhole pic EVER

>>128380898
>>128382416
There and mid to south fucking Alberta are where the most stormy and crazy weather in all of NA. Given the crazy changes in weather the last few years i predict Alberta will have more tornadoes.

Search up Black Friday. I live in Edmonton, i was born months after the event too. Such is life of leaf.

More tornadoes this year! Glad this was not a new Black-friday like event. Alberta last year was where Fort McMurray Wildfire was. Remember that? Burn down much of the remote town. Alberta will get more storms and fires, it will be a brutal existence, and more metal than burgers.

>>128381350
slide? nah dude this is a bucket thread

>>128396953
Don Iveson will save us from the eveel

>>128387867
Those aren't tornados. Those are updrafts caused by the fire. We have those too.

>>128382984
thicc

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>>128381903
>tornadophobic

>>128392210
oh wow you guys have those 50's sitcom suburbs as well.
At least the housing stock here is shitty 30's-70's weatherboard and none look alike.

>>128400192
>those 50's sitcom suburbs as well.
They're everywhere in southern Ontario, gotta pack all those mudslime Pakkis in somewhere

>>128382377
>Americans
>along with niggers
>and Jews
These all are the same

>>128401029
All the new houses here are like those except the one-storey (this country doesn't like stairs for some reason), faux brick (but not brick red, if you get what I mean?) versions. The whole development gets a booklet with like 3 or 4 designs and thats what you get. Give me a freezing, uninsulated POS board house any day.

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>>128381903
>the country will be a much peaceful and tolerant place when tornadoes become the majority.

>>128382629
>not knowing how to greentext

get out of my country nigger

>>128388283
the produced water comes out of the wells in the first place. the type of water doesn't matter, it's the pressure that fucks shit up

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>>128380898
kek. He's probably just more scared of his mom kicking him out and making him live on his own.

yall want to relive a comfy May day in Oklahoma?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m18YuRxsdA8

bonus may 3 1999
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SspJqjf5gyI&t=2727s

>>128380898
>I know 99% of us are weak faggots but check out THIS edgy cunt!
Oh look, it's another cherry-picking leaf shitposter