>be britbong >get run over >have throat slit

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>be britbong
>have monthly terrorist attacks
>NOT ALL MUSLIMZ

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>be britbong
>report your tanned asian neighbor for building a bomb
>get arrested for wrongthink

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>>128370933

>Be Britbongo

>>128370933
>be bong
>post "terrorism is bad" on twitter
>get sent to gulag

>>128370933
>be a bong
>try to spread butter on my toast sandwich
>the cops busts down my door
>30 years in prison

>be bong
>pay muslims to rape your daughter
>they still kill you
>#notrealislam

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>>128370933

>be britbong
>slave away working for Jew boss
>brag about 100k salary
>90% goes to Muslim neighbor who doesn't work
>Muslim neighbor uses money to make bomb while living in extreme luxury
>you and your family get blown up
>you essentially paid to get blown to pieces
>your other family members post #NoIslamaphobia on twitter

>Be burger
>Mexishit immigrants everywhere
>Get a president to stop it
>He bombs the middle east instead
>Cry about electing the male version of a meme V.2017

>>128374732
>be Argentina
>not white

Just some peaceful people. Who practice their religion of peace. Peacefully spreading their message "This is for Allah". While peacefully driving into crowds of hateful Islamaphobic people and then deciding to deposit some illegal knives into British receptacles after removing them from British citizens. -CNN

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>>128370933
US Cybercommand PSYOPS pls go

>>128374732

>Be Argentina
>Speak Spanish
>Decide Spanish is so shit I rather speak English
>Go around the internet looking for sites to practice English
>Realize 4chan is the right place because there isn't anything like this in Argentina
>Realize you already lost for learning another language instead of staying in your fucking place!

Get the fuck off this website, faggot!

>Be bong
>Get run over
>Have throat slit
>Other Brits comfort me, bring me tea and call an ambulance
>Get treated in my local NHS hospital for a few weeks
>Recover enough to go back home
>Get the bill, £3.99 for the internet

>Be American
>Have a gun so I think I can defend myself
>Get shot in the back
>Other Americans ignore me at first, then call me Islamophobic before calling an ambulance
>Get driven to the hospital, $5,999 plus tip
>Recover enough to go back home
>Get the bill, $499,999 plus tip
>Can't pay, get depressed and attempt suicide
>Fail
>Get sent to the hospital, $50,000 plus tip

>>128370933
Didn't a guy try that in America at a university and get shit almost immediately?

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>be britbong policeman
>be called to stop knife attacker
>run away

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>>128375906
>$499,999
What a deal!

>>128375906
>be bong
>get run over
>have throat slit
>ambulance scrapes my body off of the ground 10 hours after the attack, once the police finally work up the courage to approach the crime scene
>be on life support in hospital
>say something vaguely anti-Islamic while comatose
>government revokes my burial license and cuts off life support
>spend the rest of eternity as a skeleton in an unmarked grave

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>>128370933
>>128371188
>>128372322
>>128372628
>>128373018
>>128373654
>>128373844
>>128374070
>>128374551
>>128374834
>>128374959
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>>128376816
>>128377042

>Be Yank

>>128377822
lol triggered cuck

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>Be Yank police
>Be called to suspected drug dealer
>Shoot undercover cop thinking he's 'a bad guy'

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TUYWoSP805k

>>128377822
We did something about it. Faggot

>>128378228
I actually hadn't thought about how inbred the British look until you posted that image

>>128377822
Lol. 9/11 is probably older than you are, and we fucked the shit out of both Iraq and Afghanistan in response. Meanwhile, you experience weekly terror attacks and and respond with #notallmuslims.

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>tfw poor country

>>128377822
>my country is getting fucked in the ass like the biggest slut in town that I never got the fuck
>b-b-but look guys, you had this too

KYS KEK BOY, AFTER YOUR PREP THE BULL FOR A RANDOM BRITISH MADAM.

>>128374834
>>128375761
Shitgentina BTFO!

>be britcuck
>lube up my anus for ahmed

look guys I know they're slicing throats and running people over and bombing people but we can't forget that some racist guy is out there RIGHT NOW yelling racial slurs at some muslim person

>>128378821
>be japan
>get gassed

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>>128377822
>9/11 lead to the beginning of us destabilizing and slaughtering Muzzles in the Middle East.
>Since then the most violent attack was of a Muzzle shooting up a bunch of fags that nobody cared about
You faggots are getting killed in your own country and yell Islamophobia when anyone even talks about doing something back to them.

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>>128370933
>be britbong
>Brexit happens
>"HAHA EBIN UK IS SAVED"
>nothing changes
>monthly terror bombings
>government still powerless to stop Muslim majority in London and London mayor still laughing in his office
>meanwhile, in Canada
>1 terror attack in past 10 years, 1 death
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA HOWS THAT LEAF LOOK NOW YOU FUCKING CUNTS

>>128371188
>also have monthly tv bills

>>128371188
monthly is the goal at this point

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>be a finn
That's it.

>>128371188
you forgot to blame white people

>>128379164
well you do have a big fucking ocean to seperate your country, dog fucker

>>128379164
kek

>>128370933

That's it.

I don't even know where the fuck to begin... Why do people like you find dead bodies something to joke about? You think because you get to sit in your warm homes on a computer that you can just joke about horrible things like this? What the actual fuck is wrong with you guys? This is very fucked up, yet crazy assfucks like you are posting dead things like it's nothing. Sick fucks, doing this shit does fucking nothing. So you want to come on an imageboard to be an asshole about things like this? Let me tell you guys, you are all fucking weak. You would never be useful to the world with such behavior you present. Honestly why do people like you guys even exist? I bet you don't even know about half of what people have gone through from then till now when they have someone they've known die. You are all such disgusting bullies. Isn't it bad enough that people go through hardships of their loved ones? Seriously what do you guys really find funny about this? Stupid fuckers I'm so angry right now that I wish I can fucking punch my computer screen so that my fist can get a good hit on that asshole face of yours, OP. Sick fucks. Seriously, just fucking grow up and actually act properly about death. Stupid fuck, keep eating those cheetoes that you stain on your shirts every day.

>>128379164
This is a good meme

>>128379847
for all the trannies out there, there's your estrogen supplement

>>128379741
Get run over by a truck you toothless bloke, i hope your mom gets hit by a car also.

T. Proud somali.

>>128370933
>be brit bong
>the "Adam sandler of SL trolls"
>will never be nearly as liked as esteban
>will never be as clever as The Chuck n Tendies crew
>will never have a girlfriend as cute or biologically female as Storydel

(He dates a tyranny for real)

Brit bong sucks. Kinda glad none of the /v/ people gave him anything back thay night he was handing out free games.

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>>128380065

fucking kek

>>128380190
B-but britbong is /ourguy/, he said that he's alt-right in one of his streams!

>>128379847
kys apologist he is laughing to MOCK, mockery has been a tool of CHANGE since we were fucking monkeys. Mock the bongs, make them stand up. Bullying can work if done correctly on the proper target with the proper lowkey guidance and support.

You just want sharia law don´t you, don´t ever post to me or my wifes son again.

>>128374732
>argentina
>in his nigger mind he believes he is european so he has to come up and """"defend"""" them

kek

>>128380506
He dates a tranny and has the cleverness of Adam Sandler. Do you really think he is?

>>128380968
I do, he's posting funny rayciiss mimis and is white :)) he said niggows in one of his streams last time xDD

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>>128370933
>be britbong
>have pointy stick in yard
>get thrown in gulag

>be britbong
>get run over
>get blown up
>get beheaded
>get shot
>tweet #notallmuslims with your last dying breath

>>128377822
>be yank
>get bombed
>start 15 year war
>involve entire planet

Stay bitchmade U.K.

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>>128379847
This post is emitting so many beta rays it gave me superpowers

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>>128379847
here, have a dead muzzie, it will make you feel better.

>>128383337

This new meme is really good bait

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>>128383511
We're all friends here man.

>be bong police (or bobby)
>get call that islamophobia is in progress
>rush to the scene
>turns out a Muslim is calling another Muslim a terrorist
>need to act fast
>offer my daughter and wife as a fuck toy
>shoot self in the head
>die knowing I kept calm and am not a racist

>>128377822
>Be American
>get attacked by muslims
>attack (((random))) muslim countries almost indiscriminately over the next 20 years killing millions of muslims

sure showed us, george.

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>>128379164
>be leaf
>fuck dog

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>>128377822

>he thinks 9/11 still offends us

>>128374732
Fuckin Mexican

>>128377822
I'm not going to stoop to this level to respond.

>>128378901
>gassed
and nuked