Anyone feel that timeline shift again lads? Are we in for a ride?
I feel the digits
I feel the Chaos
I feel... KEK
>>128362611
SHADILAY!
>>128362611
>>128362611
>>128362744
KEK IS WITH US
>>128362078
Hail eternal
My kidneys moved from my lower back to just under my heart, damn right it's another timeline shift!
This thread is energized
its just beginning
>>128362611
>>128362744
Shadilay
Our insane hermaphrodite frog God does what it wants.
>>128362611
REEE
>>128362078
ROD AND RING WILL STRIKE.
Hell hath no fury like kek
>>128362078
I feel it!
are we heading towards the good or bad ending? truthfully i think we've experienced both already in past lives and kek is now showing us the joke ending
>>128366555
F-fuck
I FEEL IT IN MY BONES, EUROPE IS DONE FOR
Kek, God of Chaos, protect us innocents.
Peaceful luxury communism timeline plz
>>128365227
>Shadilay
Point Emerging Probably Entering!!!
>>128362611
if dig its i will become a believer
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>>128366555
Buckle up lads
Give me digits baby!
Praise KEK!
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>>128362744
Checked, boys. What wisdom does kek have for us?
What do I use as my totem to check if I've switched universes again? My berenstain bears book isn't cutting it anymore.
>>128367452
Brush your teeth and enjoy the show.
>>128367490
kidney position.
>>128367490
I felt it, i didn't need anything. Disturbance in "the force" almost.
>>128362078
> tfw I felt it
I've been slowly redpilling my best friend for a few weeks, and yesterday he phoned me, almost in tears, ranting about "those goddamn kikes". Kekekekek.
Sh-Shadilay... Shadilay... SHADILAY!!!
>>128362078
this is going to be great
>>128367793
You've won. Conglaturation
>>128366555
Life itself is a joke, but it's only funny to those who get it.
It is the greatest joke ever told, the keks are eternal.
>>128366555
S
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>>128362611
PRAISE
>>128362744
>>128362611
Posting in a powerful thread
Jesus is the true god. Praise him not the god of chaos.
There is power here
>tfw no bf
>>128362611
KEK bless us all.
KEK
DEMANDS
MORE
HAPPENINGS
AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH
Please Kek, tell me that Bilderberg got O'Keefed!
crazy vivid dreams last night. anyone know if the Schumann resonance kicked up today
What do you mean by timeline shift? Newfag here
THE RIDE NEVER ENDS
>>128369364
sure feels like it, lets check
>>128362078
Posting to get me some power
Rolling for em
>>128369604
It means our reality has shifted to another timeline, changing the fundamental circumstances of what we know.
It changed again.
We goofed and are on the path to a nuclear holocaust.
We couldn't get enough people to move over to the Nazi timeline.
I never stopped believing. I never abandoned the faith.
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>>128362744
It's happening again
Does this mean that we will see a boom in redpilled normies and start to turn the tide to action?
Rolling.
>>128362078
Guts from berserk is a hanging god.
Lord Kek, please just let an event happen that wipes away the Muslims from europe and cripple the Islamic religion
>>128362078
Look up CERN
Now watch their satanic opening ceremony.
Christ is coming boys, it might be 10 years it might be 100, but He is closing in
>>128367452
Kekistan is for faggot Redditors who want to save the west.
/pol/ Kekism is a Blackpilled death cult
>>128369804
Thanks for the (me) americunt brah. What kind of fundamental circumstances would that be?
>>128369666
power levels increasing
kek should allow Texas to secede from the shill union and eliminate all muslims from its borders
>>128369882
>nazi timeline
>being a peaceful world
americans are so stupid
>>128362611
Praise KEK
it's coming
>>128369666
Wew
Praise kek
>>128370342
Cease all investigation.
>>128362744
digits recognizing digits. I like.
>>128370233
It may have just happened. We should observe what happens in response to today's events.
>>128367975
> tfw he is going to school to be a pastor
> tfw if he still ends up being a pastor he could redpill dozens, if not hundreds of people
> tfw my other friend is warming up to the redpill
Life is good.
I'm glad I'm able to talk them through the redpill in person though, going through that on your own is horrible.
Finally kek has returned
Changing the future two digits at a time.
>>128370575
turns out i dont remember the site :3
>>128369364
So when are we starting a political party and saving this country?
>>128370233
kek, don't worry, when pension fund crisis hits and social securities go even more into the gutter and the ponzi scheme all goes to shit, the maddening crazy tax hunting will trigger civil wars all over the place.
>>128366555
Full house checked
Reminder that there's a huge difference between the reddit kekistan meme starting by (((Sargon))) to capitalize on the cult, and the actual occult following of kek.
>>128366555
>kek is now showing us the joke ending
i've been thinking this too for a while now desu
>>128369604
It means things are going to get crazy. What ever you thought was going to happen, won't happen. It's going to be a chaos summer. Be ready anons
>>128370895
this desu
Plebbitslime out
>>128370692
He's been here for a while
>>128369666
confirmed
its like the universe is changing pitch
quick what did this sound like 5 minutes ago??
>>128367554
ive been getting weird pains today below my heart at the top of the rib cage, and that's the second kidney shift post i've read. ive never heard that before, could be cohencidence, could be a wrinkle in time
>>128362078
Time for me to let you faggots in on a little secret.
The ancients had the right idea when it came to semen retention. That is, "conserving" that which creates life.
I've started again recently, and whenever I do, the world becomes more right wing.
Why else do you see so many people say to stop masturbating? It sets the standard for the rest of society to follow.
If you want the right wing to revive in full force, hold your semen in and do not release.
Praise Kek!
Bring forth your chaos
>>128371467
Ive had a horrible headache all day worse than ive ever had, there might be something to this timeline shift shit
>>128362611
BLESS ME WITH DIGITS!
>>128366555
What have you done. You doomed us to die in the joke route.
>>128362744
>pyEaxCEK
>Praise KEK
S H A D I L A Y
>>128370115
we have normies praising kek in the streets.
we have many new tadpols in our army
>>128371013
Makes sense, Armstrong Economics (great resource btw) had some predictions (and their predictions are fucking amazing, go watch Martin Armstrong past predictions on youtube about currencies and other financial vehicles then use https://www.tradingview.com/chart/ to see what happened, then watch his The Forecaster documentary and see your almonds get all activated) about crop failure by the end of 2017, which means hunger, which means even more social instability. Also, global cooling could be the start of a ice age. Oh, and btw, what triggers the timeline shift? Mass behavioral change (perhaps brought about by meme war)?
>>128362611
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>>128369666
Witnessed. Praise Kek! Praise the eternal chaos!
>>128372012
Who is to say the timeline doesn't always move toward the joke timeline? Who is to say this wasn't always the intended trajectory?
>>128372099
Checked, my dude.
>>128362078
Shadilay !
>>128369043
>ey bby
>>128372388
checked no check backs.
>>128369604
The Morgan Freeman effect
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>>128372388
HIGHLY ENERGETIC
PRAISE KEK
HE IS HERE
Black Sun timeline soon
its time
>>128362078
The less likely the species is to survive the stranger things will get
>>128366555
>quantum immortality ends with a joke
I can dig it
>>128365945
shieet
>>128372821
I could have sworn he died in Bruce Almighty...
>>128373045
lel, great memeball bruh
>>128369922
We've unleashed a force we don't understand.
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>>128372891
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F_afkuLXbeQ
>>128362078
SO much shifting going lads this is more than it seems
>>128366555
I can get on board with a joke ending
>>128366708
Kek's next battle will shake Europe. And His followers will walk the Earth.
The happenings are going to keep happening
>>128369364
I had insanely vivid dreams last night. Woke up early and felt way more rested than I usually do.
Something's fishy.
KEK IS BACK
Rest up while you can boys, for the Awakening is upon us.
This reminds me, wasn't there something about alien energy technology on Vault 7 year 0 from March 7th?
KEK is reborn better and stronger than ever
Kek might exist
Remember this, the Frog chose you for a reason. Lord Kek chooses his disciples, not the other way around.
Feel proud anon, you're one of the chosen people.
P R A I S E. KEK.
I can feel it.
>>128362078
The ride never ended
And yes I felt it.
Something made real sick today hope I don't bite the bullet fuck. I hate being sick
>this entire thread
>>128373696
Is that pattern based on the golden ratio?
>>128362078
yes
God always wins. Jesus Christ is Lord.
>>128373688
Oh my
Kek follower reporting in
Praise kek
>>128362078
Muslims be kicked out of America and Europe.
War is coming
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I will win the lottery and buy 4chan. Also a high ranking official will name the Jew and all shall listen.
>>128362078
SHADILAY
COVFEFE!
>>128372388
this
they just need to be trained in advanced memetics
There's no such thing as "Kek". It's late, go to bed...I know I'm sleepy.
>>128374069
Thats not enough chaos
kek merely tests us, we shall be saved soon
>>128365945
>September 11, 2017
>>128374193
The muslims and jews will be gased to death in America and Europe.
>>128374163
Can one be trained in Chaos?
>>128374144
Checked
>>128374144
Moar digits
I believe the shift occurred during the dates of 25th to 29th May.
Over this time I found myself subject to an extreme degree of suggestibility. While I'm usually very thoughtful and deliberate person I found myself making rash impulse decisions and generally healing more susceptible to advertising and unwarranted desires.
Anyone else experienced something similar to this over this time?
WE WILL DESTROY ALL WHO APPOSE AND RULE THE EARTH WITH AN IORN VRIL
>>128374418
I remember having dreams the night before last, but cant remember what they were, and yesterday had a migraine all day.
I should really start writing my dreams down.
absorbing vril now
>>128374342
Roll for alien invasion
>>128374592
An alien invasion will take place uniting the entire world.
>>128373816
We are the elect!
>>128374566
Nice.
>>128374418
Wtf, i recently bought two games in the span of the last 2 weeks and i regretted it because i made a rash decision, which truthfully isn't how i usually handle things.
fuck me, is the shift confirmed?
>>128373965
I just realized I rolled digits, for the 1st time since I've been here with that poast (I'm newfag). lel, kek be with us
>>128374730
We are the aliens
>>128362611
He is within you as is all of us
>>128362078
Summer is here lads. Buckle the fuck up, because its happening.
Kek loves me, Kek loves you, we are happy family.
>>128374730
Fuck an army of alien frogs will land from the heavens and destroy all religions bringing about the end times.
>>128374566
Yes, me as well. I can feel it in the air.
>>128374888
Checked.
>>128374888
Pooooo in loooooo
>>128374888
KEK! I roll an triple 8 after rolling a dub 8 on a the 2nd time ever I roll! And my right ear is ringing? Kek be with us indeed brahs!
This is just another routine terrorist attack. There is nothing magical or ominous about the next few weeks. Trump is just an average Reagan-tier president.
singles confirm
>>128374987
Rev 16:13 And I saw three unclean spirits that looked like frogs, coming from the mouths of the dragon, the beast, and the false prophet.
>>128374987
>End times
>Not the glorious beginning of a bloody conquest as humanity takes over the stars
for the first time since joining /pol/, I have actually FELT the timeline shift. It's an exhilarating feeling.
>>128372012
Nah.
>>128375236
Humanity takes over the heavens and reaches the LORD JESUS in his Kingdom and he says, "well done my sons and daughters." *He weeps of joy.* Is that a good ending or what?
>>128375223
Daily reminder that the One True Church of Christ is our only refuge.
>>128375223
He must be a big guy
kek wills the western world to wake up from deep sleep
>>128375194
You ready for the ascension on 6/22?
>>128375779
why 6/22
Kek is holding the final happening close to his chest. We won't know what it'll be until right before it habbens
Bit of timeline-shifted music from 1974 for your listening pleasure. The lyrics are quite interesting...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bZi7g8jIFs8
>>128375553
More like we kick the door down and place a smug frog statue where his throne was. This is the joke ending, remember?
Kek has a plan for us all
Take my numerical power and bring on the Prophecy
September 23rd, it will happen when the weather cools
>>128375939
I don't pick em, I just checkem.
>>128374566
I had a head ache as well yesterday
>checked
>>128374888
Blessed
>>128366555
We agents of history now
>>128376418
>That pic
kek
PRAISE
I want to believe! Bless us!
Guide us o'kek!
>>128376418
I live in Florida. So how the fuck will I know when the weather cools
>>128375689
for youuu
>>128376615
Thanks brah. If I told you my life story, we could argue without a doubt that hilarious amount of chaos always was a part of (I used to say to myself I must be living in a Woody Allen movie of sorts). And I've seen UFO's, along with 3 other ppl, and I always thought it must be some kind of experimental military tech. Now I'm giggling like a like a retard because of this thread and the rolls in my poasts. Praise kek fellow frogs!
>>128376900
You can believe now
>>128376900
Checked
>>128376900
You have been blessed friend, now offer your praise and power levels
kek has prepared us and made us vessels of his power on this plane. we're going all in boys.
>>128362611
Oh yes. I felt it come through last night. A wife from a past life came to deliver me the news. A warm wind blows, senpai.
>>128369666
Check'd & KEK'd
>>128376936
You'll escape the coming ice age. So that's good actually. :D
>>128376900
Your prayer has been answered Sven. Worship the frog. Live in chaos.
I am but a humble meme farmer. May Kek grant me strength through his cleansing light.
>>128362078
No memes OP are you fucking with me.
I was just in the shower (I work at night) and was overcome with a terrifying feeling of despair and forboding.
>>128377555
Win. Praise almighty KEK
>>128377555
PRAISE
>>128377555
Blessed!
This thread is harnessing massive POWER!
By the way, who here meditates on the reg?
>>128377662
Sleep tight nigger.
>>128362078
ROGER
>>128377721
Right here, friend. This timeline is BLESSED
>>128377662
Sleep tight nigger
>>128371940
You're not running a script like the leaf.
>>128377647
No meme. I had my eyeballs deep into charts for the last couple weeks, haven't even been paying attention to what's been happening and boom it just fucking hit me like a ton of bricks. I had this feeling before, twice. It took me a second to realize wtf it was. I had ot step outside for a bit of air, looked up at the stars and just kind of sighed.
>>128377662
Sleep tight nigger
>>128362078
Time to order another 500 rounds of .223 and 9mm. Maybe it's time to get a new pistol too.
Reminder that Sargon is an anitpope that makes a mockery of our faith.
>>128377662
Sleep tight nigger
>>128374418
Yes. I've been off carbs for months now. NO problem - feel great. May 28, couldn't help myself, binged on about 6 chocolate chip cookies. Noted to myself while doing it how weird it was.
Kek is with us, never stop believing
>>128362078
Not just me, cool
>>128362611
checked and kek'ed and keked
>>128377977
BLESS US AND SPLASH US PRECIOUS
>>128362078
You don't even know nigga
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ILSiVO3dDYg
>>128377966
Stock up, Anon. It's good to be able to defend yourself.
>>128377977
Well, he's an atheist. Of course he doesn't believe in any of it.
>>128362078
shadilom broseph
>>128377977
Many shed their faith just because the propagandist efforts of outsiders made Kek "uncool". Those disbelievers should be the first to be thrown in the purging fire.
>>128377791
Actually in the last few days I couldn't reach the pleasure response I get from meditation, this is all very weird... what else can you do but praise kek indeed? Ha! Praise KEK!
>>128362078
DEUS VULT
Yes OP I definitely feel it, I don't even recognise my own country outside.
>>128378179
we could very easily have sargon taken off the board.
>>128362078
I just hope all these pedophiles and kikes have their plans confounded and get the firing squad during my life time.
>>128378333
Father, son, and Holy Kek.
>>128378333
>>128377966
Dear kek, will Poortugal have habbening?
>>128377966
KEK says buy it
>>128377977
DIGITS OF TRUTH
>>128378333
CHECKED
>>128378400
Digits
>>128378335
I don't think 4chan recognizes your country either hahaha
Jesus Christ everyone is calling my country Andorra WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON???
>>128378333
Kek Confirms!
>>128362078
I jumped us to where the muslims attack London due to the pride shit.
You're welcome for the war to come.
>>128378458
nope, not important enough
>>128378555
Your country is Andorra now, anon.
Will this be the happening to wake up the people?
Is this where the game begins?
>>128378400
Fug. Muslims start nuclear war
YOURE A FUCKING NIGGER
Seth Rich's murder will be solved. The DNC shall fall.
>>128378555
What country ARE you, Anon? Did the timeshift make a new country??
The Kekkening begins with London Bridge.
>>128366555
Chaotic good ending
>>128378688
Op is a nigger confirmed
>>128378555
Andorra is a tiny, independent principality situated between France and Spain in the Pyrenees mountains. It’s known for its ski resorts and a tax-haven status that encourages duty-free shopping. Capital Andorra la Vella has boutiques and jewelers on Meritxell Avenue and several shopping centers. The old quarter, Barri Antic, houses Romanesque Santa Coloma Church, with a circular bell tower.
Capital: Andorra la Vella
Population: 70,473 (2015) World Bank
Recognised languages: Spanish; French; Portuguese
Currency: Euro
Blame the EU
>>128377977
wew
>>128362611
>>128362744
He is here
>>128378645
LEL
>>128378267
for those that know not of kek and his will there will be mercy. for those that know yet turn away there will be untold horrors visited upon them.
PRAISE HIM
>>128378621
gud
>>128378839
top kek
All Jews are evil and should be thrown into ovens to burn their soul in the limestone kilns of America
I'm from Taured you sick fucks quit screwing with me
get it together anglo cuck boys
Crusades 2.0 will began next Thursday. Kek wills it.
Practicioner here
Entertaining the idea of a chaos god blessing
If temporal things are happening it's either
A - probably a fake happening
B - not centered around me
>>128378869
^here is an example^ For anyone who wants tips to spot newfags just look for faggots spouting kekistan cringe
>>128378766
CHECKED
I felt it for sure. His name was Seth Rich.
>>128378956
You fucking leaf, what the fuck is wrong with you and that pic
>>128366555
>tfw the joke ending is saved for last
>the end is the end
Shadilay
>>128362611
fuckkkkkkkkkkkkk
>>128362611
Seeing is believing, show me the digits
>>128374853
>unexpectedly started dating a really cute girl recently
>all of a sudden socially capable
I've actually felt like the nature of my life had been changing radically within the past couple weeks. Weird stuff
>>128377977
kekistan is a great idea though since it's sterilized white nationalism
>>128362078
Ok I am not the only one. I was optimistic then I get hit again with a wave of "oh shit"
>>128366555
It seems to be that kek is a god of humor.
WITNESS
>>128362611
I'm ready for another timeline jump. Kek pls bless.
Jesus is coming. Very. Soon.
>>128366555
https://youtu.be/d1nDafqdH9o
>>128362078
His chosen daughter shall arise to purge the earth of shitskins.
>>128379280
probably september.
>>128379022
Yeah faggot spotted. Digits even confirm
>>128378969
Where are you right now?
>>128378333
>>128362078
posting for massive riots during the eclipse
Nothing to see here Anons. Just another crazy ride.
>>128365962
Yoni and Lingam will become One
>>128374181
Kek is real look at you singles
Please bestow me with good fortune, Kek.
>>128379411
Chekeked
>>128379451
I'm happy with these digits
>>128362611
>>128362744
PRAISE KEK
Holy fucking kek
>>128362611
I even had to call my wife over to check those diggitz (not joking). Had to explain to her the importance of dubbz, she still didn't care though
>>128379477
C H E C K E D
>>128378333
>>128379411
Kek supports the idea of a crusade then?
I felt it earlier today.
Major happening soon.
ding dong, the witch is dead. PRAISE KEK AND EMBRACE THE CHAOS.
>>128373045
The first will be last and the last will be first.
>>128374888
MY NIGGA
All moslems die
>>128379577
SHADILAY!!!
>>128379722
yisssss
Praise the lord
>>128379411
Tfw when you get digits twice in the same thread.
To God be the glory.
>>128379577
>>128379022
>script kiddie for the 2s
Nice try, shill.
What country will KEK save next, is it... perhaps?
>>128379722
Checked :D
>>128379755
I check this
Praise the slimy lord Kek
Can someone start a timeshift general, it happened again edition? this thread is going to cap soon. We need to figure out what's changed to try and gauge where we are.
>>128379877
oh shit! Script kiddie confirmed!
Checked!
>>128379725
THNKS AMERICUNT BRHA
>>128379755
HA!
>>128362611
czechd
>>128379755
CHEKEK:D!
We go to war with north Korea and lose enough chaos?
>>128380043
Praise his prophet
>>128379766
SHADILAY INDEED IRMÃO!
>>128362078
No. Same shits going to happen again and again. On the news for a day, prayers and vigils the day after, forget about the attack, another attack happens, rinse and repeat.
>>128379755
rerolling for the fall of the DNC
>>128365945
Holy shit I haven't heard the name John Titor in quite some time, it DOES pop into my head every now and again and part of me thinks Titor was real. Since time travel can't be within your own timeline however (you can only go to a separate universe as similar to your past as can be) I think that the one we're in is slightly different enough from Titor's home timeline that we avoided the civil war, you can easily see how it COULD have happened though.
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>>128379970
this new bread plox
>>128379722
praise!
>>128379877
KEK
>>128370233
PRAISE KEK!
KEK LO VULT!!
>>128370806
This though.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ixc9i1G7eew
Should i just embrace the chaos and stop trying to fix things
>tfw your bf will never come back
>>128379722
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>>128379755
This is my favorite get
There is nothing better than being born in interesting times. I just want to see how weird things can get.
>>128380599
mu dick
>>128380599
Absolutely Checked
>>128377977
Kek bless you brother.
Down with the pharisees and the fake prophets, down with Sargon and his Cuckistanis.
>>128380599
>99
I agree fully completely.
>>128371467
You been having those pains as well? I thought it was something I ate today.
>>128380277
Praise!
>>128380503
accepting chaos is the first step of mastering chaos.
You cannot fix the chaos without entering it willingly.
You have to first enter the underworld before you can rescue your father or the virgin within.
>>128380277
CHECKED
>>128375194
You wish
You do not shift the world, only yourself.
>>128369666
we /comfy/ timeline now
>>128380599
Kek praised!
>>128365945
>>128374566
Last night I dreampt that I was in a grocery store with my mom, and ran into neil degrasse tyson and ended up helping him find the isle with buffalo wing flavor potato chips.
>>128380810
Am i a fag for not getting it
>>128381100
Checked!
New bread
>>128381323
>>128381282
I don't get it either.
>>128381100
Checked! PRAISE KEK!
>>128375194
singles?
try doubles
>>128381282
>>128381392
there's no time to explain you just have to get in
>>128381392
Maybe he's just gone off the edge
>>128381282
JORDAN B PETERSON
praise kek !
>>128362611
No jews just right
>>128381422
CHECKED! KEK PRAISED!
>>128362078
>>128365945
You guys are probably not going to believe me but about three days ago I had this really heavy dream where I woke up knowing I had dreamt something complicated and "long".
Some forbidden knowledge of sorts was given to me, but I woke up lost and can't even remember what it was about.
This thread reminded me about it.
Is kek coming?
Timeline where we nuke the Jew when?
By the power of KEK he wills it
>>128381323 new bread, discussion about were we are. lets find out!
>>128378600
No one checking those digits. I will check them for you.