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Brit/pol/ Polling Inquiry Imminent edition

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>British tourist falls from third story balcony after ladyboy romp:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4568646/Naked-Brit-falls-balcony-romp-prostitute.html

>Brendan Cox says news of Jo's death was like a hand grenade going off:
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/06/03/brendan-cox-news-jos-murder-like-grenade-going-inside/

>Boris wrestles with Labour MP:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4568704/Don-t-pillock-Boris-Johnson-told-air.html

>Tim Farron once again refuses to rule out homosexuality as sinful:
http://www.standard.co.uk/news/politics/utterly-unbelievable-tim-farron-in-fresh-row-after-refusing-to-say-if-he-thinks-homosexuality-is-a-a3555256.html

>Theresa May goes against Michael Fallon saying tax plans have not changed:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/election-2017-40141470

>Boris Johnson to keep job after election:
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/06/03/boris-johnson-reassured-will-keep-foreign-secretary-job-election/
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first
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VOTE TORY
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Which one are we cheering for again?
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>>128315338
Tories.
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Some pollsters need firing.
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>>128315217
What a shitshow
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Stormzy Sayz vote on Twitter bruv!
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Why do the left keep deluding themselves with polls?
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>>128315217
Did Corbyn fuck the Abo?
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>>128315338

Tories son

thats republicans for you
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>>128315333
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whos /spoild ballod/ hear?
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>>128315338
The North Koreans for when they eventually nuke us.
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>>128315338
Nuclear winter honestly. What a sorry excuse for a ballot paper this is going to be.
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>>128315390
They need some hope before the nooses get tightened.
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>>128315422
Well not really, that's ukip.
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>>128314461
https://youtube.com/watch?v=-k3XXGmu-dw

inb4
>video game music
Bloodborne back story is tragic as fuck, only game worth playing this gen
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>>128315390
The survation one has more retweets than the others combined
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Which polls are the most trustworthy (or the least shitty)?
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>>128314714
Average of Saturday Polls

>CON: 43.5%
>LAB: 36.6%
>LD: 8.0%
>UKIP: 4.6%

Using electoralcalculus this gives seats of:

>CON 347 (+16)
>LAB 226 (-6)
>LIB 3 (-5)
>UKIP 0 (-1)
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>>128315483
UKIP and the Tories would be the same party in the USA, they would just have internal primaries.
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>>128315333

checked
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>>128315333
>>128315360
>>128315422
>voting
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>>128315338
Juventus
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>>128315534
Comres and ICM.
Worst being yougov usually.
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>>128315483

nah they're tea party surley
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>>128315431
whoa... who's that... cutie? n-name?
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>>128315333
I don't really have any other choice, ukip aren't standing in my constituency
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In case you were in any Doubt about the harm of ""recreational"" drugs
>>128315072
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>>128315431
>Not voting for the Comrade.

Its like you want to be a wage slave for the rest of your life. Why not join us in the communist utopia?
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Why do we not get a day off for elections? Seems to make more sense than literally RANDOM bank holidays.
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>>128315658
UKIP aren't really libertarian anymore, Ron would be disappointed
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>>128315575

Then KYS faggot

what are you dong here

oh, labour shill trying to get cons to not vote

double KYS
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Look for the WILLY™ certificate of authenticity, only official Brit/pol/ threads come with the WILLY™ seal of approval.

WILLY
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ᵂᶦˡˡʸ™ ᶦˢ ᵃ ᵗʳᵃᵈᵉᵐᵃʳᵏ ᵒᶠ ᴮʳᶦᵗ/ᵖᵒˡ/ ᵃˡˡ ʳᶦᵍʰᵗˢ ʳᵉˢᵉʳᵛᵉᵈ
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>>128315572
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>>128315338
Tories, imagine an election between !Jeb! amd Bike lock guy.
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>>128315782
>dong

Naughty
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>>128315752
Because we open polling stations for 15 hours. Euros have weekend elections but vote from like 9-5 instead of 7-10
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All of the remoaners are going to vote for Comrade Corbyn. Wanna bet Tess is gonna fuck up public relationships so much Labor is going to win and plunge UK back into EU?
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>>128315398

Oh yes, most certainly.
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>>128315575
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>>128315752
People would then behave as if it was a bank holiday and then piss off on vacation and not vote at all.
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>>128315728
https://www.cato.org/blog/venezuela-reaches-final-stage-socialism-no-toilet-paper
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What are your election night plans brit/pol/?

I'm going to make a shit ton of sandwiches and just eat them throughout the night, they are the best kind of food really, if you have anything that requires preparation you usually dont end up making it because you'll be glued to the computer and TV.
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>>128315759

maybe, UKIPs purpose was to move the overton window back towards centre
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LADS SERIOUS QUESTION

ARE WE SOON GOING TO GET AGE RATINGS ON WEBSITES WHEN MUMMY MAY CRACKS DOWN ON THE INTERNET AND WHITELISTS IT?
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>>128315866
They genuinely aren't.
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Pollsters against the wall 2bh STEALING a living
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>>128315922
Early night due to exam the morning after
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>>128315922

might have a wank

in
the
garden
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>>128315782
>implying ANY of the present parties have what it takes to properly fix this country

We're doomed under Corbyn or May. No point.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KdFzMLZAXEM
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Scottish voting intention;
SNP 43%;
CON 28%;
LAB 18%;
LD 9%;
Other 2%

(via @Survation)

Scotland is going to save the day and the SNP are going to have a meltdown. Sturgeon will go on tv show after tv show and only utter the words
>Mandate
>Tories
>Mandate
>Tories
>Scottish peoples mandate
>Tories
>We won though
Over and over again until she's asked if she's alright
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>>128315922
Probably drink a few verification cans and play xbox. Then maybe order a Dominos and have a cheeky heterosexual wank.
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>>128315922
I've agreed to have some mates round for a piss up but I'm sort of regretting it and now wish I had stuck with my original plan of beers, cigarettes, snacks and shitposting.
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Are these the last polls for some pollsters?
I know yougov does them often but ICM and others don't.
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>>128316037
post her NOW
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>>128315922
Gonna buy some nice cider and watch the election on the couch with Brit/pol/ set up and BBC for coverage.
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>>128315429
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X4bgXH3sJ2Q
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>>128315900
Reminder that Hitchens is voting UKIP
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>>128315972
No, what the Tories are planning is a kind of "buffer internet" for the United Kingdom. That means everything you access will be pre-approved by government. You won't be able to connect to outside sites like 4chan or youtube, but the content may be available to view on the new internet.
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>>128315922
Kip for a few hours when i get in from work, up when polls close and an all nighter with pot noodles and energy drinks
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>>128315922
Same as the EU Referendum buy some beers and shitpost on Brit/pol/
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>>128316081

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PxVYvpZ5kz8
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>>128315902
Those idiots wouldnt vote anyway.
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>>128315688
Thats nearly my exact reasoning too, i will be voting for UKIP at the next election
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>>128316063
No we'll get final predictions on Wednesday.
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NEW YOUGOV POLL
Westminster voting intention:

CON: 42% (-)
LAB: 38% (-1)
LDEM: 9% (+2)
UKIP: 4% (-)
https://twitter.com/britainelects/status/871103193844940802
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AND IN THE FINAL OF BRITAIN'S GOT TALENT 2017 IS

>Small shit magician girl
>Deliso Chaponda the shit nog 'comedian' who isn't British
>some other nog called Tokyo with stupid hair
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>>128316126
>Voting
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>>128316167
Don't worry, like this, ID cards, and the idea of banning encryption will all fail because they aren't technically/practically possible.
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>>128316167

>doesn't understand how the internet works

labours shilling is nigger tier
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>>128315922

lots of crisps + cola + 150mg waklert
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>>128316289
AND THE WINNER IS A NOG WITH SILLY HAIR
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>all of the remoaners
They're less than 20% of the electorate and they're all in metro liberal areas (protip: metro liberal areas are all already Labour safe seats)
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So if the Tories win will access to 4chan be restricted because of the 'adult' content?
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>>128316167
the internet of THINGS

CAN ONLY GET BETTER
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>>128315217

Get the fuck in here, you brits got something to make up for
>>128315751
>>128315751
>>128315751
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>>128316311

>he confirms

Labour = nigger teir
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Remember when they tried to ban The Pirate Bay?

After over a decade all they have managed to do is put one more click in the process of getting to the website, in the form of choosing which proxy site.
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>>128316167
They never said this
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>>128316287
SKIM TIM SURGE

AN EU FLAG ON EVERY GOVERNMENT BUILDING
A RED CAP ON EVERY MILK BOTTLE
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>>128316444

nah
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Has anyone here ever got a warning letter for pirating?

What came of it?
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>>128316444
>9% whites vs 90% nigs
>race war
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>>128316444
That is not a war mate, that is just a massacre. They'd be better off fleeing to Europe.
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>>128316503
Stops normies though.
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>>128316444
Sure you'll have plenty of LARPing yanks
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>>128316541
I think I threw it in the bin.
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>>128316541

>Has anyone here ever got a warning letter for pirating?
No lad

>What came of it?
>Nothing lad
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>>128316542
It'll be a massacre I know.
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Broke me thumb lads, might claim PIP
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>>128316589
Does it though?

>1) Google "tpb"
>2) Click the first result
>3) Click on any link that takes you to the website
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>>128316542

to be fair the niggers don't stand a chance

have you seen Zulu?
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One thing to know about polling.
May is still going to seats with substantial labour majorities, implying internal tory polling from their canvassing is far better than these opinion polls.
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>>128316589
If you're not clever enough to search 'pirate bay proxy' then you don't deserve to use the internet 2bh
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>>128316648

https://youtu.be/EbBGWR4VL58
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>>128315217
So looking at this in 2015 ComRes had lowest average error and have highest Tory lead today, Survation biggest 15 error and lowest Tory lead
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>>128315922
It'll be just like Referendum Day - a comfy morning stroll through the local meadows and woods, then arrive back home in time to sign for a delivery of expensive Jap snacks and weeb shit (melonpan, chocolate cornets, sweets, chilled mochi etc.). Do a few jobs round the house with the telly/radio on, have a nice cooked evening meal, set up my battlestation in the front room and then hunker down for the night on Brit/pol/ with Dimblebot on, surrounded by a mountain of snacks and fancy drinks.

I'm quite excited.
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>>128316045
propa cheeky that like lad, enjoy.
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How did we get to a point where Brit/pol/ is encouraging voting for Conservatives? Seriously, is this a reddit invasion or has /pol/ become a bunch of cucks who encourage ethnic genocide?
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Do you think uh, you think Corbyn finished inside her? You know, when he railed Abbott?

*sniff*
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>>128316972

really scrambles my egg
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>>128317027
Better neoliberals than communists
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>>128316806
I can't prove credibility lad obviously but I've heard from a (((reliable source))) that CCHQ are still anticipating a ~15% lead and Leave.EU have data that supports that order of margin

Take it as you will
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kek http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/p05402xs
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>>128317081
looks like ronaldos sculpture
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>>128316918
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XSEU5zHgcTc
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>>128315338
May is Hillary tier pedo corrupt
Corbyn is like a commie Trump
Only difference is we don't have Assange taking May down.
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>>128316984
sounds a pretty comfy day desu
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>>128317040

this audibly made me kek
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>Jeremy Corbyn is a right-wing Red Tory who offers no alternative to the Government
http://www.independent.co.uk/voices/jeremy-corbyn-is-a-right-wing-blairite-sellout-who-offers-no-alternative-to-the-tories-a7770831.html

Independent confirms that Comrade Corbyn is actually far right, will take more money from everyone only to give it to the wealth off.
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>>128316972
Hmm
YouGov not as bad as people here say though
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>>128317200
Shekel status: denied

>http://independent co uk/voices/jeremy-corbyn-is-a-right-wing-blairite-sellout-who-offers-no-alternative-to-the-tories-a7770831.html
https://archive.is/iJpAH
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>>128317145
Anticipating 47-32?
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>>128316303
its becoming tiresome to do things that were very easy a few years back. one recent example was i wanted to watch the new samurai jack, which i could have done a couple of ways recently-
>watch-online
>torrent sites
>maybe even youtube

now, i had to fire up the vpn, which gave me momentary grief, log into a pirate proxy, and dl the series- but it was a fucking pain.
+
>samurai jack was genius though- if you lads have not seen it, i urge you to do so...

anyway- why the fuck do we put up with them taking thse liberties off us?

I do not know what is more un-nerving- the creeping surveillance and intrusion, or our acceptance of it.
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>>128317027
there's no potentially good outcome. it's all downhill. but a tory win means some enjoyable butthurt for a while
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>>128317040
>any man, even a communist, maintaining an erection in a room with abbott.
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>>128317027
i have only seen people encouraging tory votes to keep labour out
We will enjoy the lefty tears next week but we all know it's bittersweet
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OUR LAST HOPE (TM)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z4_t6utUtjM
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>>128317145

big if true
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>Common People Like You

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EKFTtYx2OHc

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cbQ7UFyqRpY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ainyK6fXku0
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Powerful
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>>128317159

ronaldos face when he saw this

>hfw
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>>128315384
If you want to actually convince people remove the bottom as it will make people suspicious about it really being BBC
Also grime isn't really a thing out of London/chavvy parts of Essex
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Fuck Ramos.
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>>128317154
a septic and a wog presenting on bbc. very epic
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>>128315808

I always thought TODGER™ or WANG™ was funnier than WILLY™
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>>128317154
>23-minute analysis of 4chan from the World Service
>actually discussing /pol/
Yes please
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>>128317309
wtf i love labour now
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Lads, what the fuck is going on with the polls?
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>>128316042
lol angus loses his seat in moray
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>>128317486
Corbyn will be our next PM.
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>>128317181

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WOeYPpOblAw
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>>128316114

thats the best fucking thing I've see all day.
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>>128316972

i think th error rate will be much higher this time the SJWism that we have, has stepped up a huge amount since the last GE. so will force people not to tell their true voting intention
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>>128317027
UKIP have collapsed and Corbyn is outright dangerous. Those of us who will vote tory are doing it either because we've fallen for the tactical voting meme, because UKIP aren't standing in our constituencies or because we have a particularly obnoxious Labour incumbent and see this as a good opportunity to put them on JSA.

It's not a case of liking the tories, it's a case of using them to achieve an objective.
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>>128317451
from 7:20 they talk about 4chin
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>>128317486
Survation is expecting 82% youth turnout for some reason
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>>128317507
THE BORDERS ARE RIGHTFUL TORY CLAY
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>>128315712
Poor chavs and nigs love spending bennies on Ralph Lauren.
t.croydon
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Who is on Marr tomorrow?
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Facebook are cutting conservative posts on the #powertodecide ad, left is unfiltered top comments that you have to manually pick. right is the only comments that will show up in top comments
Total dickheads, i reckon the poll shift is bs. If you read thru the comments on unfiltered they are mostly anti corbyn
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>>128317578
Cheers m8

>'"niche" message board'
Hardly...
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>>128317507
>when he gives his concession speech
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>>128317533
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PGrxHO-B2TY
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>>128317451

i suspect they will not have a fucking clue

>muh racist nazis

>we need to shut it down goy
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>>128317676
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Reminder all of you will be put into re education camps after Chancellor Corbyn wins
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>born to early to fight in WW3
>born to late to fight in Rhodesia
>born just in time to liberate South Africa

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SrVIWiHBKgE

comfy
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>>128317653
McDonnell, David Davis, and Milkman.
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>>128317770

>snp
>autistic screeching

obligatory
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>>128317794
Cant fucking believe that Rhodesia turned into fucking zimbabwe. Christ i knew niggers were bad but this is fucking BAD
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>>128317770
They all look so Scottish.
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>>128317507

oh god the level of buttblast on friday

>mfw
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>>128317789
not me
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>>128317794

GIVE IT BACK.
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>>128317584
Fun fact: even if Survation and YouGov's youth turnout figures are correct, 18-24s will still be outnumbered 4:1 at the ballot box by over-65s
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>>128317886
>Can't believe a 99.98% black country became a shithole
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>>128317952
all bourgeise will
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HELLO PRIME MINISTER

***SNOOORRRRRRT***
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>>128317872
I actually posted that Autistic screeching image on an SNP post and they went apeshit about it like those two did. Idek if I still have the screenshots though.
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>>128317971
Well yes because 18-24 is a very small age range. But Labour is polling well with everyone under the age of 40.
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>>128316421
I now understand the Tony Blair THINGS meme
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>>128317770
>>128317770
that tazmin bird- i read shes a likely seat loser, but im not sure of her constituency
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>>128317584

The Survation one makes me nervous because it was the only poll carried out after the question time special
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>world service explaining rickrolling
Wew
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>>128318084
Except the middle class Upper class and business owners
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>tfw no new giantess videos on youtube for a few days

why even live?
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>>128317834

by milkman, do you mean morality man?

please tell me hitch is on
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>>128317988
i'm a prole
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>>128317872

Fucking hell.
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>>128317994

Ooof, she could sit on my front-bench, if you know what I mean
>>
Guys, if I made some fake ballot papers and ticked them all Labour, and died my hand brown with bags of tea, and made some fake ballot boxes and took some pics of myself "stuff the ballot boxes", would we all share it on twitter/jewbook for shits n giggles?
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>>128318119
The question time special that fewer than 3.5m people watched and that was widely covered in the media as May's best performance for the entire campaign?

Don't flatter survation lad, they're as shit as yougov and not to be trusted
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>>128318208
they're explaining cuckholding and pepe now
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>>128317953
>>128317985
>>128317886
>>128317794
JUST

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8xxKsjU5Q3A

captcha: Mines Falkland
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>>128318310
If it's realistic enough, yeah m8
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>>128316918
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wtf i love isis now
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>>128318040

check if you have em i wanna see, this meme is always faf
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>>128318503
>>
Normally, I'd say Boris is a bit of a lovable Buffoon - amusing/controversial at times, but hey, it's "only Boris being Boris" and everyone forgives him

Having said that, I'm also fully aware that he is no fool - his tomfoolery masks a serious and shrewd political manipulator - he has (rightly) been described as a Wolf in Sheep's clothing by his political opponents in the past

Theresa May's 'Cult of Personality' approach to this General Election is unravelling as people can now see that she is NOT the strong leader she wants us to believe she is (e.g. running away from political debates and the general public)

The Tories were hoping to get her elected with a massive majority to carry out vicious cuts and austerity measures over the next 5 years - but the Public are beginning to realise this and they are turning towards the kinder policies outlined in the Labour manifesto (set out in much more detail than the vague and flip flopping Tory manifesto)

Theresa May has been exposed as the fraud she is!

The Tories will be exposing her EVEN LESS to public scrutiny, and wheeling out 'star performers' like 'Good Old Boris' to compensate and attempt to shift the public's attention away from their vile elitist policies.

But they are genuinely worried that they have been found out.

From a lead of 26% a few weeks ago they are now rated at as low as just 3% ahead in one recent poll.

They could be set to LOSE 20 seats, not make gains - and the possibility of a Hung Parliament - or even a Labour Coalition Government is now a serious possibility . .

So they wheel out 'Good Old Boris'...
But that video will do him no favours -

He is shown exhibiting a thinly disguised form of (attempted) bullying/intimidation towards his political opponent.

The mask has slipped - the Tories are being exposed as the 'Nasty Party' that many of us always believed them to be - I just hope enough others can see through their lies and evasive behaviour in time to reject them.
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>>128318331

I just can't believe Shariah May has fucked it this badly

If the Tories don't increase their majority then she'll be even lower in my regards than David Cameron
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>>128318503
Hope they behead him desu
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>>128318218
Nope, Tim Farron unfortunately
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>>128317533
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iVSACs0BkUU
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>>128318544
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>>128318567
Why are redditors such drama queens
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>>128318503

converts are the biggest cuck retards ever
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>>128317794

Trigger discipline on the left, REEEEEEE
>>
>>128316444
>>128316542
There better off either heading to the west to form a majority state or moving to Europe
Both sides will be fucked in a race war
Both are kinda dependant on each other for food.
The farms are white managed with blacks doing the actual labour
If the Whites manage to get all the nigs against them they will starve
If the Whites leave they will mismanagement the farms and nigs will starve
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>https://twitter.com/markpalexander/status/871103420115148801

Why haven't us Leavers just moved on now we realise what a big mistake we simple folks made?
>>
>ethnic bint on the world service explaining 4chins history
>"people with a background of white supremacism and problematic racism arrived on the board"
>arrived

Hahaha what?
>>
>>128318544
i see the one person who actually made signs got creative
>>
So let me get this straight.

Corbyn:
Will increase immigration and general cuckoldry to even higher levels
Will allow you to watch naughty pictures on the interwebs

May:
Will maintain immigration and general cuckoldry at present levels
Will not allow you to watch naughty pictures on the interwebs
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SOMETHING HAPPENING ON LONDON BRIDGE

HAPPENING HAPPENING HAPPENING
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>>128318720
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>>128318720
like most new users she thinks /pol/ is formed of stormer raiders and all right wing posting comes from /pol/
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>>128318503
>Kurds

fuck, wish hed been caught by the FSA ,they would waste no time skinning him alive
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>>128317872

i was on this tread on twitter when this was dropped... so fucking funny
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>>128318720
Who is that semen demon?
>>
>>128318826
https://twitter.com/WillHeaven/status/871113905686413312

>Passerby says 15-20 people have been run over. "Westminster bridge all over again". Another says 7 or 8.
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>>128318785
May has promised to bring immigration down and has proposed taxing businesses for each migrant they employ to make them not want to hire foreigners. So she is still much better than Corbyn.
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>>128318785

Corbyn abstained from voting on the Snooper's Charter

AKA Yes but he didn't want to upset his base
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>>128318908
How long before Corbynistas blame this on the Tories?
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>>128318826
OH FUCK
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>>128318908
>>128318826

>happenings keep happening at bed-time

ffs lads
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>>128318826

Is it falling down, My fair lady?
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epic
simply epic
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>big bro comes over just to shill for labour and spout stuff which he heard on yesterdays question time
>he wont be able to vote because he'll be on holiday
classic
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>>128318896


erm, she dead anon
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HAPPENING
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LONDON BRIDGE BOYS
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>>128318785
Pretty much, but you forgot the part where Corbyn turns us into Venezuela 2.0
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>London bridge

oh fug, the burgers will be all over this

"London bridge is falling down" etc.
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>>128318826
HAPPENING ALERT
>HAPPENING ALERT
HAPPENING ALERT
>HAPPENING ALERT
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>>128319030
this attack is wrong, at a time when election campaigning is still going on
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My London London Bridge come fallin' down, like London London LONDON!
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>>128319103

Oh shit lol
>>
London Bridge is falling down, falling down...
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>>128319103
PART AND FUCKING PARCEL
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RELIGION OF PEACE
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>>128318567

you wasted 30 mins of your life on that screed
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LONDON BRIDGE IS FALLING DOWN?!
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>>128318785
Both say they want to reduce immigration
The problem is you can't trust may to keep promises and corbyn is a cuck to his pro-migration partybase
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What's the source on this London happening lads
Are any credible outlets reporting it yet
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Time to make cannabis illegal
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>>128319257
Piers Morgan

https://twitter.com/piersmorgan/status/871115189332082689
>>
https://twitter.com/PieriKaine/status/871115142917914624
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>>128319257

Survation says it's 98% likely to be a fucking white male.
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>>128318544
>Imagine if you couldn't help you child, by sending him money so he could join a terrorist organisation
Oh no.
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rBtpsFtZXa4
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RELIGION OF PEACE
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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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>>128318785
>Corbyn:
>Will increase immigration and general cuckoldry to even higher levels
>Will allow you to watch naughty pictures on the interwebs
no- mass migration will stop, dirty pictures are allowed
>May:
>Will maintain immigration and general cuckoldry at present levels
>Will not allow you to watch naughty pictures on the interwebs
correct
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Happening near London bridge lads.
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>>128315384
Why is Romelu Lukaku on this?
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>>128319399
Nice topical twist there anon
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>>128319121
>this attack is wrong, at a time when election campaigning is still going on

I agree

This attack is wrong when there's an election underway, the government has acted in a reckless and provocative manner and both sides need to set aside the rhetoric and "get around the negotiating table to stop this happening again
>>
>>128319257
Here's a video
https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ
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LONDON BRIDGE IS FALLING DOWN
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>>128319414
you edited that though
https://www.reddit.com/user/aardvarkuk
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guys i think something happened somewhere
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>>128319555
Thanks.
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>>128319575
t. /u/aardvarkuk

Emphasis on "kuk"
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HAPPENING
HAPPENING
HAPPENING
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Reports a taxi drove into a group people.

Oh boy here we go.
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Well we all know this is a normal part of life in Europe now so I guess we just have to move on
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RELIGION OF PISS
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shit's going down in London
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LONDON HAPPENING THREAD FOR WHEN THIS ONE ENDS

>>128319649

>>128319649

>>128319649

>>128319649
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>>128319689
RIMMER FINALLY HAS LOST IT
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oh ffs
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>BOMB HAS GONE OFF
BOMB HAS GONE OFF
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Ah shit, looks like it's a car-knife attack again

THANKS ISLAM
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>>128319412
>>128319458

hows the happening going to affect the election?
aria grande was bad for the conservative party, despite the foolish accusations of false flag.
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>>128319399
I enjoyed this.
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>>128319689
>media uses "muzzie taxi cabs were offering free rides after Manchester" as apologia
>next attack is a muzzie using a cab

WEW
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British exchange student in Rio here.

I am not a partisan but I seriously believe Corbyn is the ideal leader for the UK at the moment. His vast experience in government and political know-how means Mr. Corbyn can deliver on the bold and daring reforms the British economy and society need.

A pragmatist at heart, Jeremy Corbyn will be able to retain the importance and survival of the kingdom in the challenging times ahead. I used to be for the Conservatives but the recent scandals and arrests made me have second thoughts about Theresa and her leadership. She does not have the caliber needed to deal with the complexities of the challenges the UK is facing right now, and I fear her temperament will make her prone to knee jerk reactions that could damage things even further.

So Corbyn 2017
>>
ONLY STRONG AND STABLE LEADERSHIP WILL SAVE US
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>>128319628
>apologism for the present state of things
Absolutely undialectical.
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>>128319622
Ffs, fair enough
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>>128316040
>Posting this mong vid again
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>>128319209
WITH DUTY AND VALUE ADDED TAX
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>>128319414
>blaming the white working class for immigrant muslims killing people
Fire up the helicopters lads, I despise the liberals in this country.
>>
https://twitter.com/TessDeLaMare/status/871115466999296000

BODIES EVERYWHERE
O
D
I
E
S
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It looks like is HAPPENING lads

again

ban assault bridges
>>
Weird place to do the attack desu. London is full of people out and about, just not many on London Bridge
>>
Brazillian exchange student in London here.

I am not a partisan but I seriously believe Corbyn is the ideal leader for the UK at the moment. His vast experience in government and political know-how means Mr. Corbyn can deliver on the bold and daring reforms the British economy and society need.

A pragmatist at heart, Jeremy Corbyn will be able to retain the importance and survival of the kingdom in the challenging times ahead. I used to be for the Conservatives but the recent scandals and arrests made me have second thoughts about Theresa and her leadership. She does not have the caliber needed to deal with the complexities of the challenges the UK is facing right now, and I fear her temperament will make her prone to knee jerk reactions that could damage things even further.

So Corbyn 2017
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New for when this one is done

>>128319649

>>128319649
>>
tsk tsk, another ""terrorist"" who doesn't really go to mosques. When will you get over the bigotry, which is anti-english and makes us like 3rd world country, and fight the real issue: marijuana?
>>
>>128320036

it's a straight run though, Nothing to clip or slow you down except people, shopping plazas etc have concrete planters, bollards etc
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>>128320005
Gun shots? What the fuck
>>
>>128319846
>aria grande was bad for the conservative party
No its wasn't, this was a meme pushed by reddit tourists
Tories didn't take a hit and the Labour bump was uniform so there's no evidence they gained
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>>128320036
Drunks will be heading back to the stations this time, it's a weekend
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Vehicular attack confirmed.
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>>128319872
>media uses "muzzie taxi cabs were offering free rides after Manchester" as apologia
And they were Sikhs
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>>128319961
They just need to be reeducated in the gulags.
>>
>>128315217
Help a nigga out lads...

Why do the polls never round up to 100%?
>>
>>128320081
how's he going to eat the jam with tea and biscuits
>>
BBC CALL THE VEHICLE 'VAN'.

COULD MEAN HIGHER CASUALTIES.
>>
>>128320228

Police maybe? shooting the muzzie
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>>128320228
I thought those were banned.
>>
M U S L I M S
A
K
E

B R I T A I N
E
T
T
E
R
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>>128320302
minor parties
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>>128320302
because there are more than four parties
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>>128320358

It's apparently a B&Q vehicle so could be this or bigger
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>>128318989
>>128319019
>>128319091
>>128319103
remember, it has nothing to do with melkor-worship
>>
>>128320465
The eternal paki has struck again

https://twitter.com/search?q=%23LondonBridge&src=typd
>>
Part of the parcel of living in a big city. Bigots GTFO
>>
>>128320302
People voting for independents and meme parties like bnp, respect, Christian alliance etc.
>>
>>128320358
people only seen two bodies so far
>>
>>128319878

Whats the Rio atmo on the UFC tonight, two pretty big brazilian names fighting later, Jose Aldo and Cladia Gadelha.

Thought Aldo was a pretty big deal in Brazil.
>>
>guy plowed into pedestrians and then got out and stabbed some whilst shouting "allahu akbar"

we may never know his motive
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>>128320508
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TORY SURGE :^)))

BASED!! GOD SAVE THE QUEEN!!1
>>
>GAS THE PAKIS
GAS THE PAKIS
>GAS THE PAKIS
GAS THE PAKIS
>GAS THE PAKIS
GAS THE PAKIS
>GAS THE PAKIS
GAS THE PAKIS
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>>128320739
kek
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>terrorist attack in london
>only immigrants, lefties and tourists get killed
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>>128315986
same, History by any chance?
>>
>>128320715
kek

http://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/latest-news/619658/London-Bridge-terror-attack-car-mows-people-police-presence-United-Kingdom-ISIS
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Tonight's episode of Terror in the UK was sponsored by Munchy Box.
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>>128320919
>all the victims were labour voters
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>>128320739
touched up version
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>>128320700
I dunno. I abhor fighting
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inb4
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>>128315712
"Poor" nogs still spend loads on their phones and shoes
>>
>>128321180
>Tories win a seat by less than 50 votes in London
>Purely fueled by murdered Corbyn voters
LMAO
>>
>>128318507
Can't find it anywhere lad.
I'll be sure to make some more for later tonight or tomorrow depending on how fast the Scotcucks reply.
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Why do shitskin terrorists just go for knife attacks. you could do so much more damage with a rifle or a grenade, seems rarely they go beyond that
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>>128321236
good job lad
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Post your best SNP memes lads
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>>128320739
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>>128321693
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>>128321693
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>>128321564
Rifles and grenades are pretty hard to come by in the UK thanks to our sensible laws.

Even bombs made from HME are enough of a challenge that most prospective terrists give up on it and plan something else like a knife attack.

Vehicle attacks are the new in thing after Nice. You wonder though, why 10.30pm? There are way more pedestrians around during the day especially at rush hour.
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>>128321693
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>>128322248
>why 10.30pm? There are way more pedestrians around during the day especially at rush hour.

hard to get a good velocity going in heavy traffic
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>>128322571
>>128322058
>>128321978
Good stuff lads cheers.
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http://news.sky.com/story/live-armed-police-at-london-bridge-incident-10903581
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>>128322604
>>128320919
>>128318963
I wonder if they found ID of the attacker yet.
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>>128322413
Turns out theres a new thread...
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https://www.strawpoll.me/13106353
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I'm aware that Imgur.com will stop allowing adult images since 15th of May. I'm taking actions to backup as much data as possible.
Read more on this topic here - https://archived.moe/talk/thread/1694/


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