Brit/pol/ - Prime Minister Corbyn edition

>>128311575
What kind of tripfaggot are you?

r/uk spillover?

These polls are utterly ridiculous

A vote for the tories is a vote for a paki immigrant

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T-minus 5 days

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STUPID RIGGED TORY/LABOUR/PAKI POLLING COMPANIES TELL US THE TRUTH REEEEE

>>128311575
Polls are fucking everywhere today
>Survation: Tories +1
>ORB: Tories +9
>Comres: Tories +12

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it can't happen lads.

>>128311720
A vote for labout is a vote for two

>my fake poll wasn't as bad as the real one

>>128311704
It's a bit of a laugh mate, no need to take it so seriously.

>>128311704
>Being this new

labour and progressive supporters are in for some disappointment just like in 2015. tories to increase their majority by 20 seats.

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>>128311731

What in the actual fuck is going on with polls tonight

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3-1

>>128311575
Why did you pick that poll over other polls? Oh right, you're a Labour shill so you pick the best poll for Labour.

Stop making threads and kys.

>jez might actually be winning this if he didn't have abbott as home secretary

>>128311821
As a German i don't spend every day on brit/pol/, yes

>>128311794
A vote for UKIP is a vote for none

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>>128311841
Survation put Labour as going to win the 2015 GE so I wouldn't worry.

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>>128311843
>tfw Buffon won't get a Champions League winners medal and will retire with 3 runners up medals

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>Boris Johnson reassured he will keep Foreign Secretary job after the election, sources say

I hope they lose now tbqh.

>>128311859
http://archive.4plebs.org/pol/search/text/labour%20reminder/tripcode/%21%21sD6h8LgcbfU/
http://archive.4plebs.org/pol/search/text/labour%20jewish/tripcode/%21%21sD6h8LgcbfU/

Oh yeah, such a Labour shill.

>>128311904
It's actually mostly a vote for labour in the UKs election system

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Who else is glad that the polls have magnificently overblown the Labour surge (as plenty of us guessed would happen all along)? It just means we get a bumper crop of extra-delicious tears on Friday.

(((Polls))) are all shit.
Might as well have UKIP winning as PM.

>>128311800
Let's just assume it's all up in the air and cab go either way. Polling, trust in the media and frustration with establishment are a shitshow right now.

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>the polls with models that are absurdly charitable to labour still put them behind the tories

it's over lads

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50 things you should think about to stop you doing your beans

Farm machinery, pleasant scenery, your grandad with his vest on
The M25, being buried alive, the moustache of Simon Weston
A bag of offal, A blue waffle, Gene Wiilder’s hair
A road fatality, your own mortality, an advert for Go Compare

A touch of Frost, someone you’ve lost, disabled access ramps
Gail Platt, Susan Boyle’s twat, concentration camps
A baked bean breville, Gary Neville, the act of grouting tiles
Aesop’s fables, the periodic table, Ken Hom’s anal piles

If you don’t wanna climax max max
Or empty your sacks
Or go off in your cacks
All you have to do is go through the
50 things you should think about to stop you doing your beans
50 things you should think about to stop you doing your beans

Freezing fog, an angry dog, a skiddy bog, a massive log
News at Ten, Mr. Benn, being raped, then raped again
John McCrierick’s breath, cot death, whether there’s a heaven
Roadkill, a mixed grill... 9-11

The right to vote, creosote, a child’s body in a ditch
Coventry City’s former keeper, Steve Ogrizivic
The Queen Mum, a difficult sum, the hardest knot you’ve tied
The final days of the family dog, and the way dad cried

Human rights, temporary traffic lights, the adverts of Thora Hird,
Lauren Harries fucking himself with a frozen turd

would JC be that bad?

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>Survation got the 2015 election wrong

lol

>>128311958
Yep, it's a well established fact you're a Labour shill, mate.

When's the next terror attack? I want to laugh at dead anglo children.

>>128311783
Worth looking at the weightings that they use.

Pretty sure Survation is expecting a massive youth turnout, while the others are expecting it to be just another general election (ie, old people vote, young people don't).

At least it gives the Corbynistas more false hope. Getting cucked at the finish line is basically the left's signature move these days.

is there any reason i shouldnt vote labour? the manifesto says i wont have to pay uni fees. idk where this money will come from but i wont vote labour again in 4 years if so

holy fuggg JC for PM.

>>128312013
It's like the remain surge last year

>>128311916
>instead of -1 it was +7 for tories
lol

"science"

https://twitter.com/acampbell68/status/870017654785884160

https://twitter.com/acampbell68/status/870017654785884160

https://twitter.com/acampbell68/status/870017654785884160

>>128311963
Only in this election. A lot of ex-Labour voters switched to UKIP previously.

>>128312013
Let's hope it shows Labour winning on the day, just before the election comes back with a Tory majority.

>>128312100
>aside from all of the contrary evidence

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I can't wait till all these lefty cucks and grime cunts get btfo by the silent majority. They actually think they have a chance

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SAY IT WITH ME NOW

PRIME MINISTER JEREMY CORBYN

>>128311581
You could always take this up with your MP in a surgery

My old stats professor told me that "any idiot can be a pollster", they're literally a laughing stock to real statisticians.

>>128312108
Probably at that Grande concert on Sunday.

>>128312118
Yeah Survation is a load of bollocks

blairites btfo

>>128312085
>unpublished

>>128312119
Diane Abbott as home secretary should be a deal breaker for anyone.

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Reminder that universal suffrage was a mistake lads.
>‘Bread and Circuses’ is the cancer of democracy, the fatal disease for which there is no cure. Democracy often works beautifully at first. But once a state extends the franchise to every warm body, be he producer or parasite, that day marks the beginning of the end of the state. For when the plebs discover that they can vote themselves bread and circuses without limit and that the productive members of the body politic cannot stop them, they will do so, until the state bleeds to death, or in its weakened condition the state succumbs to an invader—the barbarians enter Rome.

>>128312108
Probably in France so we can both laugh

>>128312206
>implying the MP would do shit

>>128311963
Labor winning is the best thing that can happen right now, voters need to show the conservatives they won't stand for their immigration policies and protest vote. Instead the message they're giving them right now is "fuck me in the ass as long as labor doesnt win"

>>128312084

yes

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>>128311952
>not liking are boris
How could you not? he's a living meme.

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>>128312085
Sure they didn't..

>>128311783
And that other one was tories+6

>>128312194
Idk, Corbyn is doing better than normal. My parents are normally part of the silent majority and they have both decided to vote Corbyn. Public sector workers.

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>>128312195
ITS HER TURN

>>128312163
One of the ugliest things I've ever seen

>>128312118
>Pretty sure Survation is expecting a massive youth turnout
But Corbyn has captivated the youth more than in any other general election, certainly more the sillyband, certainly more than any other politician I can remember.

>>128312119
Diane abbot in charge of immigration and the security services

>>128312257

Just because it disagrees with your opinion doesnt make it wrong

>>128312085
>unpublished because they didn't believe it

>>128312119
>the manifesto says i wont have to pay uni fees
If you're already in uni, they won't pay off your first year of fees.
>idk where this money will come from
According to the manifesto catching tax dodgers, taxing to rich, taxing big corporations more and the money tree.

>>128312085
Don`t make me go over this link and see the bottom with a message "edited 06/03/2017

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>>128312085
>we had an unpublished poll that was totally correct we just didn't publish it because ???
what

>>128312322
I didn't imply that at all. But then again, going to the MP, him not doing shit, and then sending a tip off to Private Eye and Breitbart...

That might do something.

>>128312375
He says while the picture above his comment is of Diane Abbott

>>128312195
>implying he won't have the monarchy removed and install himself as the High Redistributioner of the Republic of Abbottstan.

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>>128312081
>John McCrierick’s breath

>>128312412
thank God the civil service & BoE run the country and economy.

>>128312360
The shy commie effect.

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Westminster voting intention:
CON: 45% (+1)
LAB: 36% (-2)
LDEM: 8% (+1)
UKIP: 4% (-1)
(via ORB / 31 May - 01 Jun)

>>128312360
Have you not tried to convince them otherwise?

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I love mummy

>>128312485
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7nJzF6qqUQM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7nJzF6qqUQM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7nJzF6qqUQM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7nJzF6qqUQM

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What are your election night predictions lads?

Mine is that Conservative will win, but Labour will catch the Snitch.

>>128312418
Why was it unpublished?

>>128312194
>>128312360
the silent majority have shift to the right and nationalism after 13 years of centre left under Blair. see 2010, 2015 GE and Brexit.

>>128312515
https://twitter.com/britainelects/status/871096654212063232

Calling it now. The polls will be completely wrong when election day hits.
The final result will still show CON winning by 10%+

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>>128312342
Do we really need to become Venezuela before things can start to improve?

>>128312360
My mum voted labour her whole life until people like Blair, Miliband and Corbyn. All her friends used to be labourr voters but say it's become too left wing now

Okay seriously what the actual fuck is happening in these polls?

>>128312527
>telling Public sector workers to vote Tory
Are you dumb?

>>128312392
No doubt, but that still won't translate into actual voters. Look at how the EU referendum played out. Lots of impassioned kids, very few votes. They just don't turn out.

>>128312510
Not really, socialist yeah but they are socially conservative.

Retarded, I know, you don't have to tell me.

We need a massive overhaul of the education system and the structure of the NHS. Niether party are promising that.

>>128312670
Survation was the same in 2015

>>128312574
Tories win by double digit voteshare

>>128312360
>public sector workers
hardly better than the leeches on gibbs tbph.

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IMPORTANT OPINION POLL/SURVEY: State your opinion of the folloing Conservative politicans;

David Cameron
http://www.strawpoll.me/13105652

Theresa May
http://www.strawpoll.me/13105662

George Osborne
http://www.strawpoll.me/13105667

Margaret Thatcher
http://www.strawpoll.me/13105671

Michael Gove
http://www.strawpoll.me/13105677

Philip Hammond
http://www.strawpoll.me/13105693

John Major
http://www.strawpoll.me/13105700

Iain Duncan Smith
http://www.strawpoll.me/13105706

William Hague
http://www.strawpoll.me/13105710

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>>128312601

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Scottish voting intention;
SNP 43%;
CON 28%;
LAB 18%;
LD 9%;
Other 2%

(via @Survation)

Post your face when Tory will gain a majority because of the Scottish voters.

>>128312515

>tfw you're only 37 but you look old enough to be Jezza's wife

>>128312611
If you don't you'll resemble them demographically in no time, we tried our best with Trump but he even he won't be enough

Britain Elects @britainelects 3h3 hours ago
More
Westminster voting intention:

CON: -720% (-412)
LAB: 1435% (+412)
LDEM: 8% (-)
UKIP: 4% (-)
GRN: 1% (-)

Poll sample 6 Gorillian

(via @DianeAbbott)

>>128312703
Corbyn is literally promising them tens of thousands of pounds (in free uni fees).

>>128312621
working class people realize that depsite left wing economic policies, mass immigration hits working class people more than any other. labour with its mass immigration policy is basically anti-british working class. my mum voted labour all her life until 2010 shifting to tories and she voted brexit too.

>>128312344
why?

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>>128312574

>>128312670
Nobody knows. Particle man.

>>128312527
Til I am blue in the face, but unfortunately...
>>128312685

>>128312750
I hate them all, fuck off to reddit,.

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>>128312800

So did Cleggy who polled at 32-34% (winning) and ended up with 22%

>>128312715
USSR was also socially conservative.

>don't want labour to win
>don't want corbyn to lose

help

>>128312715
>not socialist
>but are socially conservative
they are not at all the same thing lad

>>128312912
what a punchable face...

>>128310892

>>128312038

sorry for being so slow lads, watching the game

>britcucks will actually elect a full blown commie with ties to Islamic terrorist groups
>b-but continentals are the Real cucks!
Explain this you paki loving cucks

>>128312750
Is this data going to be published by YouGov tomorrow?

>>128312924
Maybe my mother then

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Westminster voting intention:

CON: 45% (+1)
LAB: 36% (-2)
LDEM: 8% (+1)
UKIP: 4% (-1)

(via ORB / 31 May - 01 Jun)

https://twitter.com/britainelects/status/871096654212063232

>>128312342
>hey we just lost this election to a more immigrant friendly party
>I geuss that means we should campaign on kicking out all the immigrants next time
>yep, that's the lesson we just learned

Watch YouGov come out with LAB +2 now just so their shitty company gets cited in the Sunday papers

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rat

>>128312957
We won't. That poll is an outlier to the others we've had today.

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>>128312788

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>>128312788

oh fuck that would be so fucking kek

>mfw

>PEOPLE LIKE ME LOVE ZERO HOUR CONTRACTS
Bwahahahahaha

The absolute state of the polling industry

>>128313072
The absolute state of Anglo critical thinking

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>>128313172

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>>128312715
>implying there's something wrong with national socialism.

>>128312342
You're retarded. If labour win as SJW as they are now the tories will only get worse.

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>>128312788

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>>128312555
Niiice. Could've gone with the cheeky Coalition version desu

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fkPyhcW5b7k

What's the purpose of polls? Who benefits?

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>>128312949
PVC Bow Master-race

>>128312957
Only Survation and YouGov are showing this election to be particularly close

>>128312081
Thank you. Another take on the state of the nation, timeless - immemorial

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FThKGwNxGPE

>>128313198
kek

>>128312750
I hate all of them but Maggie Thatcher

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>Prime Minister Corbyn edition

>>128313234
bookies and the medeyar who get to hype up something which is boring

>>128313234
The markets

Westminster voting intention:
CON: 45% (-)
LAB: 34% (+1)
LDEM: 9% (+1)
UKIP: 5% (-)
GRN: 3% (-)
(via @ICMResearch)

Survation looking like an outlier now

REMINDER that the tories are still 7 points ahead in aggregate polling

REMINDER that YouGov and Survation -
the two most Labour-friendly pollsters for the last two weeks - also happen to be the two least reliable major pollsters in the country

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>>128313234

Westminster voting intention:

CON: 45% (-)
LAB: 34% (+1)
LDEM: 9% (+1)
UKIP: 5% (-)
GRN: 3% (-)

(via @ICMResearch)

https://twitter.com/britainelects/status/871101049226055681

>>128313198
That wasn't his point. He said he liked the flexibility of being able to choose when he worked rather than if.

>>128313234
The media get something to talk about until the next one comes out.

>>128313371
Safe to dismiss the labour surge as bollox then

Germany YES

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RabQfWjawiQ

>>128312939
Hung parliament is okay too. If Tories don't gain seats or even lose them, May's life becomes hell.

Westminster voting intention:
CON: 45% (-)
LAB: 34% (+1)
LDEM: 9% (+1)
UKIP: 5% (-)
GRN: 3% (-)
(via @ICMResearch)

https://twitter.com/britainelects/status/871101049226055681

I'm not voting Labour because I like Jeremy Corbyn.

I'm not voting Labour because I like Labour's policies.

I'm voting Labour to save our NHS.

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>>128313234

No one.

Gives the media something to talk about.

>>128313382
additional reminder that The Sun tends to be key in who gets in No. 10.

>>128313432
>+1
That's a surge.

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I think YouGov is deliberately putting corbynistas on that they might win to wake the tears even sweeter.

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>>128313297
This. She was one of the best of the bunch of cunts.

Survation looks like a bit of an outlier at the moment

>>128313511
This was survation.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Westminster voting intention:

LAB: 41% (+3)
CON: 36% (-3)
LDEM: 8% (+1)
UKIP: 4% (-1)

(via YouGov / 03 Jun)

https://twitter.com/FreeMemesKids/status/869620923627974656

>>128313323
You post the exact same fucking thing every single day. Stop fishing for (you)s you greasy Argentine fuck

Ramos is such a cunt

>>128313529
How many do you need until they are no longer outliers?

>>128311575
>UK ends up with female Jeb
>she-Jeb calls for election to gain power for GOP
>she has no balls figuratively
>election swings towards male Jill Stein last minute
This is basically what's happening, right?

>>128313432
Pretty much. +1 in ICM and +1 each for tories and labour in comres is statistical noise stuff.
ORB also showed a slight swing to the tories (3%)

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>>128313404
i needed that. thanks lads.

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>>128313451
>>128313404
>>128313371

>>128313433
Those are actual nazis though

They're literally shouting "national socialism"

>>128313574
>yougov

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>>128312750
>conservative

>>128313219
If the Conservatives find that they lost because a large portion of their voters went to UKIP they'll be forced to realign their policies to get them back. It's the same tactic Blaire used to win over neo liberals voting conservative who didnt really want to. If the Conservatives win or see that Labor wins without much contention from UKIP they'll either stay course or shift further left

>>128313240

i mean sure its good if ur poor

you can make all the things from bow, arrows, heads its in our DNA but i'v got the cash to get a mid range compound bow, u littrally only need 40ibs draw bow with broad heads to kill a man... and thats if u hit them anywhere on the body leg arm anywhere.

if i ever need to build one i will byut for now compoud all the way

>>128313574
Fake

>>128313404

[blinking intensifies]

How many of you twats are following the Britain Elects twitter, jesus.

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>Labour wins the election
>Corbyn dies of a mysterious heart attack the next day
>everyone wondering who is going to be PM
>this guy shows up
>EDUCATION, EDUCATION, EDUCATION

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>>128313479
>I'm voting Labour to save our NHS.
I'm voting Tory to kill it.

>>128313610
No. We've had 5 polls today.
Tories +1,+6,+9,+11,+12
Basically the lowest one is a big outlier.

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ORB and ICM's faces on Friday morning

>>128313523
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=okHGCz6xxiw

We haven't had someone with balls since her.

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>>128311575
LABOUR SURGE. WE'VE DONE IT BABY. WE'RE GOING TO WIN. FUCK YOU NHS HATING, OLD PEOPLE KILLING, BIG BUISINESS LOVING TORY DICKS!

HAHAHAHHAHAHA. THE REVOLUTION STARTS NOW!

>>128312833
>>128312574

Upper-class, inbred "chinless wonders"?

>>128313700
>If the Conservatives find that they lost because a large portion of their voters went to UKIP they'll be forced to realign their policies to get them back.
UKIP is dead. They'll lose to labour and conclude they must be more left wing

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>>128313574
>even YouGov gives the Tories a 5 point lead.
might rest easy now lads.

>>128312800
Yeah, and I don't dispute that he's doing better with kids than any other British politician that I can remember. But look at what happened with Nick Clegg in 2010. And look at how that played out with Bernie. Turns out that old people (especially old people who are worried about a literal gommie) quietly vote in massive droves, while young people are very loud and very lazy.

If he somehow gets a massive youth turnout, then fair play. It would certainly be interesting (and a good thing in the long term, when they realise that they have to pay for all the gibsmedats and end up becoming conservatives). I just don't realistically see it happening.

>>128313769
Ben is /ourguy/
The other lad can fuck off though

>>128313849
Meanwhile
Westminster voting intention: CON: 45% (-) LAB: 34% (+1) LDEM: 9% (+1) UKIP: 5% (-) GRN: 3% (-) (via @ICMResearch)

Westminster voting intention: CON: 45% (+1) LAB: 36% (-2) LDEM: 8% (+1) UKIP: 4% (-1) (via ORB / 31 May - 01 Jun)

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YouGov poll: CON: 42, LAB: 38%, LD: 9%, UKIP: 4%

>>128313888
It's fake and I think you need to reread the post.

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Imagine being the retards who are doing the Survation poll.

>>128313937
That's the last one

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>BREAKING: POLLSTERS REVEAL PERSON RESPONSIBLE FOR CALCULATIONS FOR THIS YEAR'S POLL STATISTICS

BREAKING: POLLSTERS REVEAL PERSON RESPONSIBLE FOR CALCULATIONS FOR THIS YEAR'S POLL STATISTICS

>BREAKING: POLLSTERS REVEAL PERSON RESPONSIBLE FOR CALCULATIONS FOR THIS YEAR'S POLL STATISTICS

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>>128313849
Imagine saying things like "the revolution starts now" and using pawn shop memes

Reddit is truly fascinating

>>128313111
Is that David Walliams?

>>128313980
So far survation is looking like a massive outlier.

>>128313785
Oh okay. I have no idea what's going on my my supposition is that the left-wing fools are trying a different tactic with you all this time in making it look like the left has momentum in a come-from-behind to get them off of their asses. It sounds like May isn't the greatest but she's got to be better than some cuck communist faggot like Corbyn. Rooting for you all once again.

>>128312788
>RIGHT
>WING
>RUTH
>SQUADS

why do ppl need NHS just don't get sick lol

>>128313936
ORB poll was before Question Time

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>Ramos slides Cuadrado
>Cuadrado gets up and lightly taps his on the side to get his attention and says no worries as he passes in a gesture of sportsmanship
>Ramos waits a moment, and then throws himself on the ground pretending he was punched
>rolls around like a baby, screaming etc.
>Cuadrado gets sent off for literally doing nothing
>Ramos gets up straight away and runs off

I fucking hate footballers, Real Madrid already won, why do they have to be such cunts?

>>128313980
They had labour leading in 2015 too

So what, they will still be accepted

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>>128313980

picture of Survation polling team

>>128313404
>>128313371
>>128313451
>>128313574

the only poll that matters is the one open on the 8th

fuck the polls they're all lies, have we not learned from what has been happening over the past couple of years.

libtards have push people underground, making them feel like they can't tell people who they will vote for

Burger here

How does Labour feel about limiting the internet? I've read that mummy May wants to ban internet sites but what about the other parts.

>>128313999
https://twitter.com/WestmonsterUK/status/871102955390459904

what went wrong?

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>>128313888
Goddamn, you're a dumbtit.

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what happened to her lads?

>JEB! moves to Britain and assumes leadership of the LibDems
>200 seat MILK majority
The only realistic outcome

>JUSTventus

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The difference in retweets is ridiculous.

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>>128313813
is there any hope?

>>128314068
QT doesn't get watched by enough people to cause 9% swings like survation is claiming.

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>>128314126

Westminster voting intention:

CON: 42% (-)
LAB: 38% (-1)
LDEM: 9% (+2)
UKIP: 4% (-)

(via @YouGov / 01 - 02 Jun)

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>>128314141
This just feeds the Corbynista delusion. I can't wait for their tears.

4-1

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>>128314156
If Will doesn't pikey the throne from him.

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>>128313952
>>128314113
fuck you're right

>>128314102
>1:35pm

>labour lost 1%
>on yougov

There is no hope for Jeremy

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>>128314126
he would actually be better than May tbqh

>>128314066
I know this is sarcasm, but from the amount people talk about it you'd think everyone poor person would be dead within a month without the NHS, hell I don't think I've needed to go to the doctors for over a decade or so now.

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>>128314120
Who? That person never existed.

Just in case anyone is wondering what my opinion is, because there seem to be a fair few people calling me a Labour shill:

I don't think it matters either way if Labour or the Tories get in.

Both are the status quo.

Both will let in 200k+ migrants for years to come.

Both love abortion.

Both are relaxed on drugs.

Both party's leadership campaigned to remain in the EU.

Both of them will fuck over the NHS in different ways.

There is an illusion of choice when it comes to the two main parties, I refuse to fall for it.

At this point I am just insincerely egging on whatever party would be the most entertaining and least stable.

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>>128313849
>NHS HATING
>"let's bring in as many brown people and poles as possible and not increase funding"
>OLD PEOPLE KILLING
>"fuck pensioners desu, racist Leave voters all need to die"
>BIG BUISINESS
>"let's do what (((multinationals))) tell us and make it our policy to have open-door immigration and wage stagnation"

Labour are somehow even worse than the tories.

Westminster voting intention:
CON: 42% (-)
LAB: 38% (-1)
LDEM: 9% (+2)
UKIP: 4% (-)
(via @YouGov / 01 - 02 Jun)


So that's the tories +1,4,6,9,11,12 now
Basically no one has a fucking clue.

>>128314235
ANYONE????

Westminster voting intention:

CON: 42% (-)
LAB: 38% (-1)
LDEM: 9% (+2)
UKIP: 4% (-)

(via @YouGov / 01 - 02 Jun)

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>>128314231

kek

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>>128314235
start drinking

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So, at what point does the MSM stop taking YouGov seriously as a polling company?

>>128313198

Never saw this particular Question Time, but is a 150 quid jumper considered expensive these days?

https://twitter.com/britainelects/status/871103193844940802

LIB DEM SURGE

>>128311575
Hey

Are you all just memeing or is

CORBYN REALL WINNING?

>>128314355
I reckon the Tories will win with +10%

>>128314281
source on this picture

>>128314286
Most of the health expenses are incurred by the elderly.

Post your most depressing song you listen to lads

I'll start

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b4_x063rhX4

>>128314320
Would completely agree with you if we weren't looking at Home Secretary Abbott under Labour.

>>128314421
OP is a retard and picked one massive outlier.

>>128314320
Yes of course.
Immigration wasn't even a top question during the debates and shit. They shift the focus from immigration to EU and will now fuck over UKIP forever.

No wonder Hitler saw you as retards.

>>128314281

Wait is that actually the same girl?

The Internet + Politics was a mistake.

>>128314355
I don't want to go down the middle road fallacy here, which one is the most reliable?

>>128311783
todays polls are not designed to monitor public opinion, theyre designed to influence it

>>128314421
That poll is a major outlier the others have the Tories winning with majority between 6-12%

I haven't paid attention to any of this.
Who do we want to win?

>>128314506
ComRes is the most reliable polling company.

>>128314320

stopped reading at
>Both are the status quo.

NO. Labour are fucking commies faggot WTF are you talking about

this is why people hate tripfags

>>128314421
We have had some polls released today

They've all been forecasting a Tory lead, but the size of the lead has been:

12
11
9
6
4
1

>>128314512
t. read a peter hitchens quote online once

>>128314461
Hooray for crippling depression.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pFDBqPugrrk

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>>128311575
threadly reminder that Corbyn is a traitor

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>>128314286
Lucky you, I've been up there every bloody month for 13 years thanks to a childhood illness

>>128313773

>morning of the lection victory
>PM Corbyn steps up to the mike to address the cheering red crowd
>"Comrades, we...."
>*glass breaks*
>BAH GAWD, KANG, THAT'S TONY BLAIR'S MUSIC! HE'S HERE! BLAIR IS HERE!

>>128314461

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z_1d8JwHTFY

>>128314543
What's your political alignment?

>>128314461
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4vCnzP8WL2w

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>>128314543
Green Party

Someone make new thread pls

>>128314461
Also this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LLKw_Vslfeg

>>128314461
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kBOaLjtR4mw

>>128314621
Do tell....

>>128314525
What the hell?

I'm voting Labout now, they wouldn't jail me for my racist internet comments

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I hope he gets elected and brings in at least 10 million more rapefugees , sharia for uk NOW

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>>128314461
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NzIQquWxyK4
Don't think it gets more depressing than Jeff Buckley covering the Smiths

>>128314506
Comres and ICM, both on the higher end of that scale.

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>>128314355
Correct me if I'm wrong but the poll averages tonight look to put Corbyn on the doorstep of Number 10..... Has the momentum too.

>>128314461
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dtUH2YSFlVU
Sad!

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>not normal people

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>>128314664
>1pbtid
>only 260 posts in

Who the fuck are you and where did you come from?

>>128314525

>4chan
>facebook
>youtube

What else can there possibly be?

>>128314622
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UwWfE4DAyao

BAH GAWD HE'S GOT A DOSSIER
IS HE ALLOWED TO USE THAT

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>>128314693
It won't happen.

>>128314461

that fucking REM song

fucking gay and KYS levels of depression inducement

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>>128314604

>tfw someone on here yesterday said Eddie had chronic depression and he flipped out

Was quite amusing.

>>128314693
And they will all get an EU passport too.

>>128314714
>Correct me if I'm wrong
Yeah, you're wrong you utter nonce.

>>128314693
Soros pls

>>128314586
>>128314524
>>128314475

Pretty insane still how the lead has shrunk.

After Schulz announced that he would run for chancellor they also went from 20% to 33% in two weeks. Insane stuff. Now they're back at 24% again.

tldr people are fucknig retards, especially if you consider that 1/3 of the voters decide IN THE VOTING BOOTH who they're voting for

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>>128314659
>david cameron most popular
fucking hell lads, what is going on around here lately?

>>128314630
The one that actually likes the country their in.

>>128314714

Considering this most likely has a shy tory factor it's probably 47-37

>>128314714
Average that and the tories are 7.4% ahead. Which is increased majority territory for them. If you chuck survation as an outlier then it's much better for them.

>survation poll shared 3.4 thousand times
>others shared between 200-500 times

Confirmation bias in action

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>>128314605
>threadly reminder that Liz II is a traitor

>>128314900
Corbyn.

>>128311671
recycle

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>>128312195
For you non-Brits, this is how retarded Conservatives are, they wanted to TAX PEOPLE WITH DEMENTIA. YES THATS RIGHT.

Fucking idiots, how are they even getting 1 vote?

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>>128314758
I have been around since about 2014 but only recently started replying to threads

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>>128314731
I hope you're not implying that this thing is any more normal

>>128314894

you have to go back

>>128312119
Ur gonna get fucked anyway might as well pick the smaller dick.

>>128314286

I had to go to the Doctors recently. I've been deaf in one ear for 3 months and had loads of pain for the past week. I went in on Wednesday, got registered at the surgery, and got an appointment for friday.

Went along friday, like 3 people in waiting room, saw Doctor, prescribed me some Otomize, and i was out of there in about 5 minutes.

Amazed me how fast and easy it was to be honest.

Then i went to the Pharmacy. At 2pm on friday, i mustve seen about 40 (free) prescriptions go out in about 15 minutes. Couldn't help but wonder what the cost of those 15 minutes was.

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>>128314731
osborne looks like a literal spastic. what they fuck were they thinking?

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>>128314980
I bet you think the bedroom tax is a thing too

>>128314980
nonce

>>128314996
Saucy bit of cleavage there from Diane

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>>128314982
Never ask for a new thread after contributing nothing lad, it's proper cheeky. And never ask so early too, otherwise it messes with the inbuilt thread body clocks of those of us with no lives.

>>128314897
Nothing wrong with a little cheeky nandos