Brit/pol/ WAYULS edition

>>128306647
Are these mainly made for deer hunting I assume? Since you cant hunt deer with these in the UK Law and I cant find fuck all near my property, are these practical for rabbit hunting or will it literally take the rabbits whole body off with one arrow

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>>128307195
>owns BT Sports
>isn't watching it

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anyone got any rare mummies to share? im collecting.

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Summer Holidays are so boring.

>it's a "guardian/independent article saying theresa may is the devil appears on the reddit front page and all the liberals in the comments agree she is the devil and wont win" episode

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CL FINAL STREAM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ycbboXDO2kA

>>128307141
what the fuck is this?

>>128307349
Fuck off you cunt

>>128307441
Patience lad

Think of the tears on Friday morning

>>128307446
>plebball

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>>128307286
Depends on what arrow head you're using. Normal ones will pierce it, pic related will cut it in half.

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>>128307192
B A N G O R
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>>128307446
sorry meant to post this webm instead

WHERE DO I PASTE THE FUCKING LINK SO I CAN WATCH THIS SHIT IN THE US

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>>128307270
>Tika-Taka
>mfw my school football coach tried to make us play like Barcelona

>>128307240
Most football commentators are mongs

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>>128307446
>>128307141

What that fuck is that?

>Work just off the Brighton sea front
>it's always hell during school holidays

It took me fucking 45 minutes just to get out of the car park on Friday.

Then it took me another hour to get home because one of the 2 roads out to the North of Brighton has a mile long queue at traffic lights a bunch of road workers had fucked up and set it to go green for about 10 seconds my direction (with a cycle taking about 3 minutes).

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>>128307192
>https://twitter.com/britainelects/status/871049102473220102
>all those butthurt lefties assuming young people will vote

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So, how was the debate yesterday? Any highlights?

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>mfw hyouka's coming to bongistan on blu-ray

Where's BBFCAnon? I need his insight.

>>128307667
sweeter than a virgin's cunt

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https://www.theguardian.com/books/2017/jun/03/why-no-long-talking-white-people-review-race-reni-eddo-lodge-racism

>>128307855
Checked. Always archive

>https://theguardian com/books/2017/jun/03/why-no-long-talking-white-people-review-race-reni-eddo-lodge-racism
https://archive.is/8CdDP

Wayne Lambright is Not Gay because he forgives himself every time.

>>128307739
Corbyn refuses to say he would use a nuke if the UK were nuked

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TORIES BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BY BASED BLACK WOMYN

https://youtu.be/HxN1STgQXW8

>Dunkirk advert
OY VEY THEY'RE ALL WHITE

>>128307739
Girl blamed Tories for a nurse being rude

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Joyous Peter Hitchens on Brexit day

>>128307592
t. bottom set P.E.

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>>128307441
>OH MY GOD THE DAILY MAYOL, I don't care how many sources it has, it's fake news, REEEEEE

>Independent article citing "unnamed sources" on how Corbyn secretly loves Steven Universe hentai, thinks May is "just like Voldemort", and will make a law forcing the BBC to make Sherlock and Watson gay? YAS QUEEN SLAY, UPBOATED

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>>128307730
DESPERATE

>>128307739
Some mentally ill girl had a go at May because a nurse asked her about suicide attempts while trying to get free medical consultation or something
Corbyn repeatedly refused to say whether he'd use Trident in retaliation to the point where the audience just laughed at him

>>128308035
>P.E
>sets
What mong school were you at?

>>128307946
>Corbyn refuses to say he would use a nuke if the UK were nuked
that's just a clever way to throw the enemy off guard

>>128308035
>valuing PE

t. chav

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>>128308021
Just look at this charming smile.

>>128307688
Looks fucked up what ever it is .From the middle east i think

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>>128308060

>Which at 3% is quite big

Sad!

Turn on BBC news guys
HOW THE FUCK IS THIS A THING.
Asian News network having an all "asian" election discussion.
How do we not get an all white election discussion.
Fuck this country

>>128308008
That's a woman?

>>128307600
Seems a bit inaccurate for hunting small prey in comparison to an Air rifle.

>>128308010
It will most likely lie and make Dunkirk seem like some glorious victory in the end.

I wonder how they will paint the fact that Hitler refused to send in his nearby platoons, which could have easily crushed our forces.
And the people we left behind.

>>128307688
>>128307446
Lovely islamic culture in practice.

>>128308104
They had to do it for overcrowded schools
Lower set was comfy as fuck desu, none of us gave a shit so we just dicked around for the hour

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>>128308060
>3% is quite big

>>128307441
>he goes on reddit
Fuck off faggot

>>128307730

It'll be a smaller turnout than Brexit. Registration closed before the Consevatives really started fucking up for one thing.

>>128307739
A momentum plant complained about not being to bring her Phd US Dr husband over because she didn't make enough money to break the new 35k salary cap for non-EU residency. Ofc, Corbyn didn't point out its mainly pakis and not US citizens that are effected.

>>128308234
What are you, racist?

>>128308278

But what are they doing?

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>>128308059

>>128308362
I've no idea.

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

BritPol on suicide watch

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>>128308060
>which at 3% is quite big

>>128307192
How are the SNP doing?

Is there a chance they'll get knocked down a peg so they don't get a "mandate" to push another referendum?

>>128308362
Looks like Human organ harvesting i think

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>>128308186
>tfw you realise that he probably hasn't smiled again since then

The only time he'll ever be genuinely happy is on his own deathbed. The sweet release and return to God's warm embrace is all he seems to live for these days.

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>>128308476
Wow. Only a few hours late. Too bad numerous spackers before you already posted that.

>>128308476
>Implying Brt/pol/ supports the tories

>>128308488
They'll probably lose between 7 and 10 seats

>>128308476
>yougov

>>128308256

Hitler was worried about the RAF, sending out a high concentration of troops could have resulted in catastrophic losses that would harm the Russian invasion.

>>128308234
Yup.

Wouldn't it be funny if they had to interrupt it due to an attack at the CL Final?

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>>128308104
we had top, middle, and bottom set for PE. Top set PE was just practice for the A-team, and the bottom set were the nerds who cried when it rained and people like this: >>128308279

Our PE teacher was based, once the diversity squad at the school brought all the sets together because "every1 should have a chance", and people in the bottom set LITERALLY, literally stood around motionless for an hour. I kicked the football at one, it hit him and he started crying because it hurt his "tummy". The state of Western man desu... This PE teacher (ex-military) kept screaming at them calling them "retards", "spastics", "little girls". He was on thin ice, then one day, a black kid ran after the football and he shouted "you run like a gorilla chasing a banana", and he was suspended. Kek...

>>128308598
To who, the British NDP (LibDem)?

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>>128308476
>new opinion poll model

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>>128308576
Peter is a cute. CUTE!

>>128308488
>How are the SNP doing?

Not as well as in 2015, but that's not really saying much considering they have 56/59 seats in Scotland.

More likely this election they end up with around 50 or so, which although is a decrease, is still a huge amount of seats that they're standing in, so they will still say they have a mandate for independence referendum

>>128308488
They will win the election in Scotland, but there is hope they will lose the majority

>>128308695
Tories

I was in the hospital the other day because my grandfather was suffering from hypothermia due to the tory winter fuel payment cuts.

I got talking to a nurse who was crying. She told me that her 2 year old child had died of starvation due to NHS funding cuts, and that she was pregnant again, and thinks the same thing will happen to her next child.

How long can we let this go on?

We simply must vote Labour to end the tyranny of this Tory government, I hope and pray the majority of the country are educated enough to agree with me.

Polls all over the fucking shop. That Survation poll was taken AFTER last night's Question Time, by the way.

>>128308695
Tories

the Lib Dems are set to lose seats nationally

>>128308698
whoa.. that girl is... cute..

>>128308582
t. Momentum

Westminster voting intention:

CON: 40% (-6)
LAB: 39% (+5)
LDEM: 8% (-)
UKIP: 5% (+2)

(via @Survation / 03 Jun)

>>128308766
>>128308854
>Survation
Using 82% youth turnout

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shit

Westminster voting intention:
CON: 40% (-6)
LAB: 39% (+5)
LDEM: 8% (-)
UKIP: 5% (+2)
(via @Survation / 03 Jun)

https://twitter.com/britainelects/status/871090909114490881

>>128308644
I thought they had air superiority there?

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>>128308854

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>woman's football

anyone got that video of some lads from the pub beating the Brazilian woman's football team at 5 a side?

>>128308854
holy shit its real

Westminster voting intention:

CON: 40% (-6)
LAB: 39% (+5)
LDEM: 8% (-)
UKIP: 5% (+2)

(via @Survation / 03 Jun)
https://twitter.com/britainelects/status/871090909114490881

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>>128308854

>>128308902
I thought it was YouGov that uses that.

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can't believe i've never thought about this, but someone give me an evolutionary analysis of paki mercantilism in the 20th century

what is it with shitskins and paki shops? I can understand kebab shops and fucking turkish barbers. but what's with the complete takeover of every local cornershop throughout britain? Or those dodgy fucking mobile phone shops or stalls they set up selling phone covers or some shit.

I was up in the Scottish Highlands yesterday and went to this shop in a tiny village to buy some juice. Fucking Paki.

I live in a town of less than 10,000. We have a Lidl and a Co-op. There are 4 Paki shops and even the fucking post office is seemingly owned by Pakis. Post Office's are a government institution right? Why are all 3 of the people who work there shitskins? And obviously it's not just a British thing. Apu from the Simpsons has been around since the early 90's.

How do these cunts do it? Are they naturally semite-like, even though Pakis aren't semitic?
How do they get the money to open them up in the first place? It's like a fucking organised Paki shop cabal. I've seen them get deliveries early in the morning some time. Even the delivery driver in the 7.5 tonne lorry is a fucking Paki and the lorry doesn't have any branding or anything.

When you think about it, how often do you notice Pakis and Indians that are employed in something other than being a Merchant? I've never seen a Paki on a construction site or ever doing some ordinary job.

>>128308828
no, we hate both parties.

>>128308910
>>128308915
See >>128308902

>>128308738
>>128308787
Are the LibDems completely and irredeemably dead like UKIP?

>>128309030

Survation does also

>survation

>>128308701
How will Peter a a non-drug taking jihadi attack?

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>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/George_IV_of_the_United_Kingdom

The absolute state

>>128308059

I loved that article yesterday with someone saying how sexist the Daily Mail is.

Bitch please, The Daily Mail has the highest percentage readership of any UK paper and the Femail stuff is lapped up. They do these gossip articles and "look how fat she is!" shit because that's what the reader want. Most of the stuff is written by women for women.

They like to pretend a typical British woman is a blue haired woman living in Shoreditch reading the Guardian. Look at Mumsnet, that's what the average woman is like outside your bubble.

>>128309068
t. r/The_Donald

Also who wants to bet this poll gets 10k retweens whilst the one with the tories 12% ahead gets 500?

>>128309179

the Survation poll already has more retweets than the +12 lol like 750 vs 650

>>128309030
YouGov is using around 60-65% turnout for 18-25s which is still overestimating them.

>>128308854
That's insane.

Why do the youth never turn out are they completely retarded degenerates?

>>128308854
>>128308854
Scottish voting intention;
SNP 43%;
CON 28%;
LAB 18%;
LD 9%;
Other 2%

(via @Survation)

Will Scotland ironically save the country?

>>128309040
>Or those dodgy fucking mobile phone shops or stalls they set up selling phone covers or some shit.
Lycamobile shops are covers for organised crime.

Had no internet for about 2 weeks lads, whats going on? All I've heard is people saying they're all voting for corbyn and he's surging. Is may going to lose lads?

>>128309075
They'll recover but it will take a few elections to get anywhere near where they were before 2015

Holy shit, you know what this means? (not saying it is true or that Corbyn will be prime minister, he almost certainly wont)

According to one poll, Corbyn could be, with in a margin of error, in the lead.

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>December 2016
>win by-election where no other party even bothers trying
>THIS IS A SIGN OF THINGS TO COME, LIB DEM SURGE
>lose seats in local elections
>on pace to lose seats in parliament

I'm gonna miss Tim Farron when he steps down as leader. Any idea who replaces him?

>>128308757
As a NHS Dr who has resorted to eating from skips at the back of Aldi to feed my wifes children, i have to agree that we must vote Labour to save our NHS.

Britain Elects @britainelects 6m
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Westminster voting intention:

CON: 40% (-6)
LAB: 39% (+5)
LDEM: 8% (-)
UKIP: 5% (+2)

(via @Survation / 03 Jun)

>>128307726

>Mfw I used to be a roadworker in Brighton and have personally been responsible for many queues

>>128309341
No. The pols are all over the place.

IMPORTANT: That Survation poll also says the QT debate last night made people 36% more likely to vote Labour.

Something is fishy here, because as far as I could tell, it went better for May than it did for Coryn...

>>128309161
T_D would have unabated support for 'le based tories/yookip'

>>128308013
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fE1ag1r5_AQ

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>>128307349
>gets BT Sport free with virgin tv
>has it on mute and ignoring it behind computer screen

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>>128308854
Horseshit. YKTD's thousand year Tory Reich predicition is still happening.

>>128309040
It's honestly a good question. I wish i had an answer.

>>128309432
We're doing it

>>128309445
The fuck. Has momentum worked out how to infiltrate polls or something?

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HOLY FUCKING SHIT

>two polls released today
>one with the tories 12% ahead
>the other with the tories 1% ahead

There's definitely going to be an inquiry into this shit

>>128309445
>as far as I could tell
Bias? Hello?

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>>128309398

>>128309445
Aye, I thought that too, she actually did "well".

>>128309580
82% youth turnout

>>128309258
would be funny if the cons increased their majority based on scotish seats lmao

>>128309445
Corbyn was almost looking like a viable candidate until he lost his spaghetti over the nukes.

>>128309580

oh crumbs

>>128307446

proper 1080p stream:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JS0pqoDJR6o

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The absolute STATE of Labour voters

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>>128309161
>mfw

fuck off.

Labour and Tories are just as bad as each other. The conservatives want MORE 3rd world immigration, gay rights, sharia law, etc. Have you even read what May thinks about Islam, feminism, "gay rights",immigration, sharia law, etc.

>>128309580
Survation assumes 82% youth turnout

>>128309486
>>128309040
NEPOTISM

And interest free Islamic loans

And the fact they don't want to work for Christians.

>>128309252

>mixture of students, 'muh social anxiety' snowflakes and gibs

Hmmmmm I wonder

Is it any sur

You reckon the BBC journos lurk in Brit/pol wanking to Elsa, cher and Babs like we do?

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>>128309684
>intersectional feminist

>>128309580

>-6 Conservatives
>+5 Labour

CRUMBLING

>>128309585
Definitely. There's no way Labour is getting 39%. That's like Blair in 2001.

>>128309382

A corbyn government would be a complete disaster.

Could you imagine Diane Abott with power?

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>>128309598

>>128309580
>>128309778
>samefagging

Thing is with this Survation poll - it was done THIS MORNING and this morning only. That seems very unreliable. Seems to me better that a poll is done over a longer period of time. They surely must have only had a small sample size, right?

>>128308757
Agreed.

I got chatting to a homeless bloke the other day. He fought in the Falklands, but now he sleeps rough and he's got some sort of addiction problem.
He says the hardest thing about living on the street isn't the constant nagging cold or hunger. It's not the complete lack of dignity and having to live in filth all day. It's not the threat of violence lurking behind every corner. The hardest thing by far, he says, is having to cope with the knowledge that there are NHS nurses who can barely afford to take 3 holidays a year.
I offered to buy him a sandwich but he said "no, they need it more than I do. I once marched into machine gun fire, and now I sleep by a cash point. But they're braver for standing up to the Tory filth than I ever was".

>>128307688

It looks like a makeshift infirmary after a bomb attack or something. They bring the little girl in for treatment.

Not a murder factory or whatever people are flipping out about.

>>128309580
(((Survation)))

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Cannot fucking wait for the all the lefty tears on kikebook and twatter when the Tories win by 10%

>>128309778
The fucking state of you

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TORY NONCES ABSOLUTELY BTFO AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

>>128309778
The absolute state of reddit shills

>>128309791
She is bad enough without any.

>>128309684
>Save the public services that are supposed to set us apart from the rest of the world

Every single country has some sort of public services you silly little slag

>>128309684
I love how this one is being focused on over the comres one from an hour back. Comres were most accurate in 2015, survation the least.

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HAHA
BTFO Bitch

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>tfw lefty faggots don't realise that polls dont translate into seats

>tfw that mummy may victory is going to be so much sweeters in June 8

>>128309252
They think voting doesn't matter as it won't affect results anyway. So they just show their support on social media and call it a day.

>>128309684
Follow her just to see her tweets in 6 days

>>128309914
very homophobic

Britain Elects @britainelects 11m11 minutes ago
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Westminster voting intention:

CON: 40% (-6)
LAB: 39% (+5)
LDEM: 8% (-)
UKIP: 5% (+2)

(via @Survation / 03 Jun)

Britain Elects @britainelects 3h3 hours ago
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Westminster voting intention:

CON: 47% (+1)
LAB: 35% (+1)
LDEM: 8% (-)
UKIP: 4% (-)
GRN: 1% (-)

(via @ComRes)

two polls both totally different numbers

Really activates those almonds

>>128309580
BOI HE BOUT TO DO IT

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>>128309894
>if a poll doesn't align with my assumptions, it must be wrong

>>128309580

One gorrillion retweets in 10 minutes

>>128310048
Comres were closest in 2015.
Survation were the worst.

>>128309914
>Cuntservatives
Kek

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>>128306989

From last bread,

one more thing to understand aswell is the heads on ur arrows, u could kill a man with a shit kids compound bow with pic related on the end of ur arrows.

If you want the best self defence without the gov sniffing up ur arsehole get a bow

>>128310048
Survation uses unrealistic youth turnout

>>128310091
see >>128310113

>>128310048
Probs somewhere in the middle.

>>128309914
>Defacing other people's property

Really did make me think

SURGE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7kIG3EK6qKM

>>128310113
Survation = Momentum - Confirmed

>>128309040
convenience stores generally don't make money and you have to have them open at all hours for them to be profitable. so large families move in and cover different shifts and jobs

>>128310175
>(((private property)))
>property is theft

>>128309914
>Labour

>>128309005

This tweet is fucking annoying me now.

INQUIRY INTO WHAT, KEIRAN? WE'RE NOT ALL PART OF YOUR LITTLE WESTMINSTER CLUB, YOU KNOW.

Have JME and Stormzy just memed Corbyn into Downing Street?

>>128309004
>Survation

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>CON: 40% (-6)

Tory boys LITERALLY on suicide watch.

>>128308988
No but I second that request

>May 2017

What went wrong?

That poll also claims 72% of people watched the QT special yesterday.
That sounds like bollocks.

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>>128309580

>>128310301
It's cute that you think brit/pol/ polls are somehow relevant enough to make them into graphs

>>128310048
I think comres is using historic youth turnout stats. I still think they're going to be way closer than fucking survation but they might want to account for youth vote a little more.

>>128310280
Polling

>>128309040

It's seen as an achievement to run your own business and it takes next to no skill to run these.

There's no barrier to entry to a corner shop or mobile phone shops, they're often semi-franchises with them paying for kits that basically get their initial stock sorted and get them up and running.

The big mystery is who the fuck buys things from those Asian run tat shops that have bongs in the window, stacks of storage tubs out front and sell the world's tackiest beds with sequins and mirror balls for bedknobs.

>>128310280

a polling inquiry you silly sausage, like in 1992 or 2015

APPARENTLY the poll says 72% of people asked watched the Question Time debate last night. That doesn't seem right at all.

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>>128310301
>can't even win on brit/pol/

>>128310140

People on here can't even be bothered to leave the house, lad.

They're not going to go learn archery.

>>128310158
>>128310091
>If a poll uses census data instead of election data for their weightings, effectively ignoring the fact that old people vote more than young people, it must be wrong

Survation is assuming that all demographics are equally likely to vote. That's so laughable an error for a polling company to make (any first year student knows that it's not true) that it's probably not even an error.

>>128310402
Jez!

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>>128310175
>Waah s-stop b-being mean about my nonce party :'(

Anybody watching Britain's Got Talent?

It's really shit. And this black 'comedian' is appalling. Got the CL on too so inbf faggot

>>128310048
Might as well start reading tea leaves at this point.

>>128310299
Appealing to degenerate scumfucks like Grime artists to try and win over the youth.

Why do they keep trying to push scumfucks who glorify crime as role models for the youth?

>>128310113
YouGov were closest in 2015 lad.

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>>128309580

>>128310301
lmao you're all so scared of an elderly socialist you're abandoning UKIP for the fucking cuckservatives

>>128310386

lol did they fuck

I don't even know anyone who has watched QT in their LIVES

>>128310280
Polling cock ups

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>>128310402
>>128309580
I've bet on corbyn to win now and theres nothing you can do about it

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dont worry about polls lads, whatever The Sun campaigns for, the British public get.

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GUYSH

The conservatives will lose, it'll be a hung parliament like in 2010, and a Liberal-Labour-SNP-Green coalition will win. The polls say as much. The tories are finished. Say hello to your new Prime Minister.

>>128309263

my fucking sides

I read this thinking it was just you throwing it out there as a possible theory.


http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3649301/Offices-Conservative-Party-s-biggest-donor-Lycamobile-raided-French-police-nine-people-charged-suspicion-money-laundering-tax-fraud.html

https://www.accountancyage.com/2016/06/21/lycamobile-offices-raided-in-tax-fraud-investigation/

>FRENCH POLICE have raided the offices of international telecoms group Lycamobile, arresting 19 people and charging nine on suspicion of money laundering and tax fraud, including Alain Jochimek, Lycamobile’s general manager in France.
>

>>128310525
No they weren't.

>>128309005

I don't get it.

Inquiry into how they're insanely out or what?

reminder that le epic yoof turnout meme equates to more labour votes in safe labour university towns

>>128310386
lmao
source?

>>128309040

I reckon it must be the first ever thing they got into since empire times and they just kept at it, they stuck to a sure thing. One of the few jobs that's universal to modern and backward countries, they must have originally been fruit stall owners back in butbutdingding.

>Respectable small business
>You just stand there and operate a till
>Keep a record of your product list
>Don't have to be overly smart
>Gauranteed business
>Save up money
>Don't need to have amazing English
>When you go back to the home country you are absolutely rolling in Imperial riches
>How did you get this money brother?
>I stand in what is effectively a living room with a counter in it and English children throw money at me in exchange for inedible blue sweets

>>128310601
yep, true all across Europe.

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>>128310301

>>128310571
i put 2k on tories a week ago for a £2400 return. easy money

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>>128310493
>Implying I've ever voted Tory or ever would

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>>128310484
UKIP was always a meme party for right-wingers to pretend they aren't cucks. But they are. They know they are. Now prep the Paki bull.

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>>128310577
>give change a chance

>>128310301
OI! MORE PAKI IMMIGRANTS RIGHT AWAY CUNT

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>>128310337
>Survation
You mean the polling organisation that actually put Labour higher than the Tories in the 2015 election?

>>128310517
I'm not a grime fan but most of them seem straight edge

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>>128310493
>tfw no mosleyite patriotic socialist labour party

>>128310601

Lyca mobile, they sell those dodgy "cheap calls to Africa" sims don't they?

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>>128310764

>>128310797
exactly, it'll be like 2015 all over again.

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>>128310140
What about these little things? https://www.bladesandbows.co.uk/cobra-80lb-abs-self-cocking-crossbow-pistol-6162-p.asp (pic related)

They're cheap I think it'd be handy to have a few of these sitting beside your bed, ready and loaded.

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Digits and I'm your new PM

>>128310499
Be honest, were you expecting it to not be shit somehow? Why would you even put yourself through that?

>>128309241
>60-65% turnout for 18-25s
>60%
>for 18-25s
What fucking planet are these people living on?

>>128310701
Those are shit odds what are you doing or is that return not including your bet

When you say tories, was the bet for seats?

>that poll has 2k retweens already
>the comres one has 600
They're in for a big wakeup on friday morning

Shitalians btfo

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>>128310829

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>>128310899

>>128310301

The one that was conducted yesterday on here had a clear Labour win
Nice try though

>>128309040
Immigrants are leeches, they don't come in to the country to work or invest in businesses!
*immigrants start businesses*
Those businesses don't count
- shit/pol/

>>128310923
Survation is using 82%

>>128310813
JME is yeah.

The rest may not be actively dealing when they're in their music career, but they are definitely around it, definitely know the right guys, definitely dodgy, and definitely preach that kind of attitude to the youth.

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>>128310899
Checked

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There aren't enough helicopters for all of them!
Send help!

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the best thing to come out of wales

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>>128310872
Is he actually dancing to it here?

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>>128310797
>LE POLLS ARE FAKE W-WE'RE GOING TO WIN! IT'S HER TURN :'(((

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>>128310899

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>>128310899
confirmed

>>128310923
If you think that's bad Survation is using 82%

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>>128310899

https://twitter.com/faisalislam/status/871094129073287168
72% had seen or heard something about the debate

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>>128310899

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>>128308803
nO

fuck sake... what a fucking gimp of a goal

I don't know why people still take polling seriously. If you looked at the last U.S. election, most polling companies leaned democrat compared to reality by about 3-4 points which was often outside of their margin of error. If you look at brexit the polls were way off too. The problem with polling is that they always under-poll rural/older voters because it's hard to get in contact with these people.

>>128310797

All the polls were comically out in 2015, the talk was all about what combination of parties would be needed to solve the hung parliament.

>>128311002
those are some really pretty eyes

>>128311008
>82% under 25 turnout

>>128310947
There's going to be mass suicides at 10pm on Thursday

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>>128310899
>when the digits don't lie
god help us lads

>>128310935
£400 profit. tory majority. made the bet early last week when the odds improved after the first shift in the polls towards labour.

>>128310972
>Leaf poster
>Shilling for paki poo skins

Your 'country' should be gassed.

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>>128310899
digits and it's a landslide

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>>128309245
F O U R N A A N S

>>128310892

How do you draw a 80lb crossbow?

>>128310571

>7/2

The odds were 5/1 only a few hours ago.

You can keep your unrealistic youth turnout memes lads I can really see this happening for Jez now

May is a complete disaster, she should neck herself asap

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>>128311008
>LOL THE POLLS NEVER LIE, RED SWEEP

t. you in 2015

>JUSTventus

>tfw sad Gigi

;_;

>>128311044
Smells of bullshit

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>>128309040

>>128311189
idk, ask /ic/.

>>128310275
>Implying

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Corbyn is gonna win, freedom of movement isn't going to end, Scotland will have a second referendum and leave the UK, Gibraltar and the Falklands will be handed over to a foreign country against their will.

JUST

>>128310913
No I did expect it to be shit, but I'm kind of surprised by just how shit.

So far it's been:

>A weird small bloke drawing a picture
>A nog girl who looked about 45 singing some song from a film
>Loads of OAPs singing a song. They were alright but still nah
>A nog 'comedian' who did a joke about white people stealing black people's women and land
>An annoyingly confident small girl doing a shit card trick

I haven't watched it in about 2 years but figured since it was the final I'd give it a go. It was a mistake.

>>128311189

same as any other crossbow you nonce

if you mean a hand crossbow they're lever cocked from the back

but hand crossbows are cheap shit

>>128311223
>I can really see this happening for Jez now
Westminster voting intention: CON: 47% (+1) LAB: 35% (+1) LDEM: 8% (-) UKIP: 4% (-) GRN: 1% (-) (via @ComRes)

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>>128311022
oh shiiiit

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>@ORB_Int poll
>Con 45 (+1) Lab 36 (-2) LD 8 (+1) UKIP 4 (-1)

???

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I TOLD YOU IT WAS TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE

I TOLD YOU

THIS RIDE

HAS

NO

END

>>128311086
May isn't that politically connected to start skewing polls like US. UK's politics also aren't the shitshow US are.

Westminster voting intention:
CON: 45% (+1)
LAB: 36% (-2)
LDEM: 8% (+1)
UKIP: 4% (-1)
(via ORB / 31 May - 01 Jun)

https://twitter.com/britainelects/status/871096654212063232

Westminster voting intention:

CON: 45% (+1)
LAB: 36% (-2)
LDEM: 8% (+1)
UKIP: 4% (-1)

(via ORB / 31 May - 01 Jun)

>>128311223
>You can keep your unrealistic youth turnout memes

Because the youth turnout is always really low it is a meme - the meme is the high youth turnout.

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ANOTHER GIMP GOAL

RRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE


>mfw real win
>mfw Corbyn wins

>>128311411
>>128311394
SOMEBODY
ONCE
TOLD
ME

>>128311002
LIMBAL

>>128311189
>Implying 35kg is much

Anyone want to bet on how many retweets this ORB poll is going to get? 200?

>>128307688
>>128307446
They harvest organs from Yazidi children, you saw one being strapped into the operating theatre and tossed in the garbage when they were done.
Most are sold to China, so hate them as much for creating the market.

>>128311394
>(-2)

Certainly not in fitting with the trend we have been seeing.

>>128311358
THE POLLS ARE SHITTING THE BED
Westminster voting intention:

CON: 45% (+1)
LAB: 36% (-2)
LDEM: 8% (+1)
UKIP: 4% (-1)

(via ORB / 31 May - 01 Jun)
35 replies . 41 retweets 26 likes

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>>128311394
>>128311411
soothing

>>128310440

I just remembered why I thought about this. I'm a delivery driver for Alliance Healthcare and saw something weird as fuck this morning on my route.

Came across this supposed pharmacy I was delivering to, in some rough as fuck Junkie infested area in Glasgow. Had never been there before. It took me ages to find the place because it was in the middle of a fucking industrial estate. Literally right next door to a rubbish tip and old warehouses with shutters and smashed windows.

No joke it looked like a portacabin and was surrounded by that high metal spiked fencing.

Went in and the whole place was full of Paki's behind the counter. Paki pharmacist and owner, paki assistants. 5 of them. And waiting in the chairs for their medicine were nothing but the scummiest looking Junkies you could think of.

It was dodgy as fuck. Pretty much a Paki owned prescription Opiate dispensary for local white Junkies. God it was fucking depressing.

>>128311497
We should just ignore polls now I think, they're all over the fucking place

>>128311223

Odds get adjusted based on how many people are betting as much as their actual odds.

Bookmakers have to insulate themselves against unlikely events happening them getting their maths wrong.

>>128311575

>>128311575

>>128311575

>>128311575

>>128311490
wew

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>>128310892
They're not powerful enough, only pic related has soon genuine power behind it.

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>31 May - 01 Jun
>let's just ignore the 3 Jun one

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>>128311358
>>128311394
>>128311411

you'd have better luck getting an accurate poll from lighting incense and meditating with the smoke

>>128311433
You hate RM too?

Fucking despise the nigger club.

>>128311613
Some

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>>128310140
And if you're poor you can always use a PVC longbow.
I made one a while back with just a heat gun
Surprisingly powerful for what they are made out of.

>>128311394
>>128311411
B-BUT YOUTH TURNOUT WILL BE AT 100% THIS TIME HONESTLY

NEW
>>128311671
>>128311671
>>128311671

NEW

>>128311575

>>128311575

>>128311575

>>128311575

>>128311575

>>128311575