Why is it popular to make fun of Mormons?

>>128295194
because they're fine with it, never fight back, and pray for you instead of threatening lawsuits or violence.

matt and trey from south park actually have said they love mormons because they're good people and can take the bants.

>>128295357
This. They're easy targets and an offshoot of christianity, plus have many white children.

>>128295194
Because they are fucking weird and creepy.

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>>128295457
>id. JOO
IGNORE THAT

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They get some things right-

2 Nephi 5:21:

21 And he had caused the cursing to come upon them, yea, even a sore cursing, because of their iniquity. For behold, they had hardened their hearts against him, that they had become like unto a flint; wherefore, as they were white, and exceedingly fair and delightsome, that they might not be enticing unto my people the Lord God did cause a skin of blackness to come upon them.

But then they go and fuck it up-

http://www.alternet.org/belief/mormon-church-dark-skin-sign-gods-curse-no-longer

>>128295621
Please remember to archive. Thank you.
>http://alternet org/belief/mormon-church-dark-skin-sign-gods-curse-no-longer
https://archive.is/ZSbe6

If you watched Book of Mormon it actually promotes Mormonism in a way and puts Mormons Ina good light.

It was a hilarious show with plenty of controversial shit in it, but in the end they never overly roasted Mormonism and the Mormons were the good guys in the end.

>>128295357
I grew up with many mormons in school/sports. Overall good people. Great work ethic, very conservative, and they have like 8 kids minimum in each family. I have nothing but love for these people

>>128295357
This. I used to know a Mormon guy and he was so hard to make angry it was almost scary.

These fucks are around here too. They are present in literally every country to look for converts. They learn the local language though, so it is kind of cute when they are trying to talk.
The main issue with them is how creepy and cult-minded they are. They are so artificial and fake, while earnest but shortsighted.
Organized religion is dying out in Europe and for a good reason. Them trying to bring their overseas beliefs here doesn't give them credibility either.

>>128295566
PURE COINCIDENCE

>>128295194

Because they're fucking weird.

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Dumping stats

>>128296285
they sign up their kids for teams and never show up. when they finally show up they expect to be catered to. they ruin team cohesion. fuck mormons.

>>128295489
this. mormons are godless retarded (((anglo))) fucks

>>128295194
Because they're mostly too nice to hit back.

On the opposite end of the spectrum you have Muslims, who will bomb a fucking tv station throwing bantz at Mo'. The System understands force and violence only.

>>128295194
Because after their Utah mafia bullshit with McMuffin and Romney they deserve to be gassed.

And because it was pretty much a funny underwear sex cult started by a scam artist who found scriptures that only he could conveniently translate

Calling them Christian is disingenuous as fuck

>>128297237
i find that mormons are too sheltered and stupid to understand the jokes. so they don't even know how to respond in a normal social manner, regardless.

>>128295194
The new Roman-Catholic establishment, which brings in Hispanics in order to solidify its own support. Who cares if the United States is now a brown country?

>>128297286
1000% this. criminal cash pussy ponzi scheme.

>>128295194
Because Mormons don't cut people's heads off or blow shit up in the name of Mormonism.

>>128297410
t. mitt romney

>>128295194
>white
>moral
>pleasant
>family oriented

Gee, I wonder why? They're the Marxists' ultimate nightmare.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n3BqLZ8UoZk

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incest in statistics families isnt a joke

>>128297485
Papist, please go (back to a third-world, Roman-Catholic cesspool).

>>128297449
they just kill other american families because joseph smith told them to.
>what is "mountain meadows massacre"

>>128296617

>tips fedora

>>128297555
we already live in one, thanks to senior mitt romney, el mejicano.

>>128295194
they are weird to most, it's an easy vector to cope with self asteem problems when seeking attention.

>>128297555
how many fat samoans have you adopted, levi? based brown utah!!!!

>>128297582
L.O.L. Nice shooting, lad.

>>128297603
Undercover Jesuit detected.

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incest

>>128295194
They are successful and white so no feelz.

>>128297538
man they really are fucking weird, but I still give em a pass because at least they're not running around beheading people and are friendly.

mormonism is a cult, but it's a nice cult.

>>128297555
did mitt tell you about how his mother used to cook him enchilada for breakdast? how she would make tortilla by herself like a fat fucking beaner when he was born and raised in mejico? mitt loves your cash and your wife's pussy. you fuckin cuckkk!!! he told me all about it.

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>>128297673
"O'Malley border mass"

The descendents of taigs or papist Irishmen are completely anti-white.

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>>128297555
moonmons are quite fond of sex with their favorite daughters.

>>128297768
--> >>128297804

>>128295194
punching bags don't fight back

>>128297680
jesuits are shit. but nice poor grasp of whatever you were reaching at.

>>128297561
That was supposedly Brigham Young. Joseph Smith did order a newspaper named The Nauvoo Expositor to be burned down

>>128297768

That's a lot of work for a breakfast, I'm jelly.

>>128297828
Uh huh.

>>128295194
cause they take it

>>128297681
incest feels best- out behind the barn! loooool.

t. joseph smith

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read this book plenty of moonmons in it :)

cults

>>128297864
:^)

The poop is so happy for your work in turning all of North and South America into a brown Latin American mess. Those Proddies are goners! Who cares if everything's brown nowadays.

>>128295194
Galations 1:8

But though we, or an angel from heaven, preach any other gospel unto you than that which we have preached unto you, let him be accursed.

>>128295194

Because they don't explode like Muslims do, when you make fun of them.

>>128295194
They are a cult and they are 100% unchristian heretics

>>128298011
if only we could be mormon, and write a book in 1860 about how jesus was giving sermons to mestizo indians in latin america in the 1400s. yes, if only we could be smart mormons. fucking LELELELELELEL. dude, run away from SLC young lad. do it for yourself. you aren't free at all.

>>128297681
>pedophile
>14

My main problem with Mormons is that I reject their Book of Mormon as heresy. It isn't Christianity. Mormons are just Christian-themed.

They're basically Scientologists.

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http://utlm.org/navtopicalindex.htm <-- Operated by descendant of Brigham Young

http://utlm.org/navonlineresources.htm

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ag7R3Y9GjLY

>>128298212
it's ok i have an in with the elders and mitt. everything in this cult can be bought and is corrupt lelelelelel...to the panty spaceship moomans! too infinity and beyond moomans!

>>128298273
>LELELELELELEL

Pedro, you have to go back.

>>128295194
terrible people. whites that emulate jews and to a lesser extent Islam.

should be removed imo. They have a history (and they aren't a very old faith) of being corrupt and using their religion to justify doing terrible shit to people much like the sand niggers. They killed their way across Utah, taking land by force (and women) from other white men.

Joseph Smith was a lying piece of shit. Such a piece of shit that during the trial and the hanging he performed the masonic distress signal to his brothers, yet they let him hang anyways for ridiculous shit he and inspired and done.

Fuck Mormons. They may be all white, but this is the rare case where it isn't alright. The smile and "good attitude" is just a veneer for a childish, empty, perverted, and greedy peoples.

I loved how trump trolled Romney btw. Classic Mormon backstabbing, thieving bastard.

>>128298244
100% factual post, anon.

>>128295357

Go to Utah where they're prevalent and you'll find a different view.

>>128298312
but they hoard food and adopt shitskins way better than scientologists...

>>128296285
I don't have much knowledge of Mormons or their beliefs, but there's a Mormon author I like who definitely has an amazing work ethic. He treats it like a serious job and puts out a couple books a year, none of this "temperamental muse" nonsense you get with a lot of them

>>128298312
One of the most pressing issues in American Christianity today is the confused mistaking of Vatican religion for Christianity. Mormons aren't taking over the country, they can be pushed aside as the brown Vatican-Romanists are expelled, or do you disagree with this?

>>128298538
1,000,000% this.

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you ever read or watch any of the mormon cult whistleblowers from sexual abuse and mind control tell their stories ,not to mention the unproportional amounts of them sheep dipped into the fadreal ghovenment.

dirty fucked up people from fucked up familys.

>>128298748

Your anger should be reserved for the Jew for shilling multiculturalism.

>>128298748
mormons are inviting more browns and samoans in that you realize. they do it stealthily. they do it just as much. catholics might have 4 kids. mormons hoard 8 kids somehow. fucking godless wife swapping ponzi cash cult.

>>128298273
did a mormon cuck you or something, you sure dont like mormons

>>128299070
They are in league with the (((globalists))).

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>>128298538

he was in a jail when a mob rushed it (he did yell out the masonic distress call at this point) and they shot him. He didn't have a trial and wasn't hanged.

>>128295194
Active mormon here. We honestly love it when people make jokes about our church. It gives us a reason to talk about our beliefs without really pushing it on you. And you guys are right, we aren't going ton low you up or sue.

In response to a few others: we do get the jokes, they aren't subtle. But there is no point in responding to "lolol, Mormons are retarded, get it?" You're an idiot, you're toxic and nothing positive will come out of that situation so we just stop talking to you. There have actually been church talks on walking away from morons like you.

>>128299070
The game of good-cop, bad-cop "We're Christians just like you Proddies" is all too familiar when it comes to Vatican-Romanist subversion in white countries.

>>128299117

If you're not a Mormon in a Mormon area they treat you very poorly.

>>128297358
>i find that mormons are too sheltered and stupid to understand the jokes. so they don't even know how to respond in a normal social manner, regardless.
Precisely. They are too wholesome for this Satanic, degenerate society and uncustomed in its ways so they appear "creepy."

>>128295194
> see mormon missionaries here when I was a kid.
> always go out in 2's
> Don't much english back then but We always shout Samamabets (Son of a bitch) cuz it sounded cool.
> saw 2 mormons walking near our place.
> Me and my brother shouted Samamabets.
> 2 missionaries aghast on what we said.
> we snicker a little bit.
> one missionary approached us and said.
> In a bit of a skewed tagalog " Alam nio ba ang ibig sabihin ng son of a bitch?" ( Do both of you knew what son of a bitch meant?)
> we froze up.
> They said lord forgive these children for the sins they committed in tagalog.
> we ran away afterwards.

I thought for that moment we're gonna be mormons.

>>128299275

>make sure you never listen to anyone that questions your beliefs because that makes it "toxic"

Man your mind has been completely controlled.

>>128299077
Tell your fellow Vatican-Roman "Catholics" to stop taking over the U.S. government, pushing their "Post-Colonialism" nonsense and leave for Latin America.

The papists say "We'll take over and brown out every Anglo-Protestant country in the Western Hemisphere. Now, roll over and die."

The wall just got ten feet higher.

>>128299263

thank you for correcting me, it had been a while since I studied the topic.

the rest still correct though.

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they are quite fond of genealogy and other peoples genealogy, i wonder how they deal with all the incest in the family ?
probably just lie about it and cover it up. just like their mickymouse goodbook

>>128299077
>godless wife swapping ponzi cash cult
sound spretty nice t b h

>>128295194
because they are morons

>>128297561
You obviously haven't read up on the entire story.

>>128299721
>(8)

You're another one of the despicable Vatican-Romanists aren't you, British flag?

>>128295194
Because Parker and Stone are the dictionary definition of cowards.

>>128295194
Because people are cowards so they pick easy targets.

>>128295194

They are ludicrously nice people and it puts everyone else to shame how good they are as a group.

Makes it easy to make fun of them then since the contrast between Mormons and everyone else is so vast. They can seem so nice that it feels fake which also rubs some people the wrong way.

The Book of Mormon is full of stupid shit that just cannot be believed. But, so is the Bible proper.

I guess it's just "less accepted" by the masses, so they're a target for ridicule.

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>>128299993
>>128300085

>satirical jokes for entertainment is cowardice

>>128298538
He didn't hang. He was killed by a mob when he was in prison. Also I think you are mistaken about Mormons killing while traveling to Utah. Although there was one massacre in retaliation for the Mormons being kicked off third land and left to die.

>>128295194
They believe that Native Americans are a branch of Jews. WTF? That's just weird stuff dude. IDK, maybe because their believes are kinda looney and compare only to Scientology. Calling others 'good' people is tremendous marketing though, which Mormons have a load of. They are actually on my radar next to Muslims. You see, Muslims are retarded, but Mormons are very highly intelligent and conscientious. Iv'e been converting the shit out of them for some time now and hope to continue because if they get enough power, which they already have btw, they will turn the rest of this country into a coffee house and temple. They are a bigger threat than muslims because they are intelligent.

>>128299275
Galations:
But though we, or an angel from heaven, preach any other gospel unto you than that which we have preached unto you, let him be accursed.

>>128300678
Smith didnt know dna testing would prove him a liar

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>>128299275

not like me . im pretty sure i can write you up a better bible with more insider info , just say the word no incest tho

incest is bad mmmok moommon

>>128300610

Spotted the shill. Why do you go on the internet and tell lies?

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>>128300678
>which they already have btw
I LITERALLY HAVE NEVER SEEN A MORMON IN YEARS. JW ARE MORE COMMON.

>>128300819
so you guys don't believe that anymore?

While I do agree that Mormonism is a REALLY soft target, it is pretty goofy and ripe for parody.

It's not as much as it used to be. And it's making g Mormons weak, they have turned into numales and borderline sjw women.

Please start persecuting Mormons again. Persecution makes Mormons pull together and become based

t. Mormon

>>128300949
Okay smart guy what am I lying about?

>>128300990
>NEVER SEEN A MORMON IN YEARS
you fucking retard. they have infiltrated the CIA if you haven't been paying attention. They are filling up judge seats like it's a fucking game to them. YOu haven't seen them because they're in places the MATTER a lot and actions take place behind closed doors.

>>128297552
hot damn I need to quit drinking.

>>128295194
Imagine you want to make fun of everu weird religion in the world, but its racist and (in islam's case) could get you killed. Then there's this one religion that is conservative, friendly, tolerant, and integrates well with society. That one you can make fun of.

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>>128299791

no i dont need a middleman ask your other mormon buddy on this thread about me he seem to think he knows kek
im people like you's worst nightmare

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>>128295194
Because the left won over the religious right in popular culture in the late 80s-90s, so they feel no repercussions from mocking Christianity. Any attempt to defend Mormons will be dismissed as in vein with the moralizing of that era which was never popular.

Matt and Tray are old and cucked. They only know how to go after the same targets that were controversial when they were still young. They became the out of touch old fools, they once mocked.

>>128300994
Not a mormon.

They now just say they all died out even tho smith said the native americans were jews back in the day.

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God fucking damnit, this whole thread just reminded me about how I went with my uncle and aunt to some mormon's house at a seeing off of two of their children that were about to leave for some mormon mission. All of their daughters were super hot and I acted like a complete fucking autist and was completely silent the whole time and really really awkward.


/pol/ how do you deal with recurring embarrassing thoughts?

>>128301200
This.
Its a bit sketchy.

>>128301180

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mountain_Meadows_massacre

You also name a fucking restaurant after a guy that wandered around "avenging" Mormons Stop fucking lying.

>>128301105
I'm onto you.

>>128300303
If you're always picking safe targets and twinkle-toeing around real causes, yeah it's cowardice.

>>128295194
They are godless heathens who have desecrated the one true religion? Nope. Because they are smug self-righteous assholes that invite it.

They're white joos

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>>128301240
what ? you complaining about my lackadaisical copy paste multitasking ? i don't even think you scum deserve me even proofreading my replys

how dare you. have a jew devil meme

>>128301335
Am I a Mormon, or am I an anti-papist?

These dimwits actually believe Jos. Smith Jr. is a "prophet."
Also BS Book of Mormon tells of impossible details, such as wheels and horses in pre-Columbus America.

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>>128301606

>not standing up for others that get roasted and only getting mad when you get roasted is cowardice
>mfw you're a coward by your own logic

>>128301487
Even the church doesn't dispute the mountain meadow massacre anymore. Members who downplay it are retarded, it happened and there were a lot of factors that lead to it, but thereally is no reason to deny it.

Also shut your cuck mouth porter Rockwell was based. I wish Mormons would return to their early roots where they were treated like shit and didn't take as much shit in return.

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>>128301852
>horses didnt exist before columbus came to america
nigga are you retarded?

>>128301487
Okay but what am I lying about? I mentioned this massacre already. Also this source doesn't mention the reason for the attack.

Any mormons browsing in here? So I could forfeit alchohol but I love weed, could I vape on occasion, and still be a mormon?

>>128301602
What do you mean. I legitimately want Mormons to be treated like shit again. Being more or less accepted into society has made us weak. All Mormons between 20 and 35 are a bunch of hipster trash that needs to face hardship and change or be culled.

>>128301852
He deserves every bit of hell for missleading all those people. I lost a girl/friend over this so its personal.

>>128302034
He is right desu

>>128297038
>islam not listed
Trashed

>>128302141
good. I will begin to treat Mormons kindly then.

>>128302131
No vaping is for faggots and Mormons don't like them either, or shouldnt, they are trying to be inclusive lately and it's retarded

>>128302034
He is right. It seems you are the retard.

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>>128301807
am i a animal vegetable or mineral ?

>>128302141
>hipster trash
So. Fucking. True.

>>128302131
Mormons go by a list of rules (as well as the commandments) known as the Word of Wisdom. Although vape isn't listed in there it mentions avoiding addicting behavior, but I would ask some missionaries about it. They could give a better explanation.

>>128302347
I can't believe you've done this.

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>>128302437
>>128302237
I thought they were native to NA.

>>128295194
Mormonism is the epitome of the stupid shit that was going on in the early and mid-19th century in the US. It's a mixture of cultish utopianism, wacky pseudoscience, and the desire to basically reinvent the wheel by rejecting Reformation era denominations and practices. It's a dumb and heretical religion

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>>128301852
Don't forget about the submarines they supposedly built and used.
http://www.utlm.org/newsletters/no107.htm

There are many absurdities in the Book of Mormon, such as the story of the Jaredite barges, in Ether 2:16-21 and chapter 6.

According to the Book of Mormon, after the time of the Tower of Babel, Jared and his brother, together with their extended families, were told to build "barges" to carry them from the Middle East to the promised land (America). These eight barges were to be "small" and "light upon the water." They were to be made the "length of a tree" and "tight like unto a dish." At first God gave no instructions for light or ventilation. But the brother of Jared brought it to His attention and the Lord instructed:

Behold, thou shalt make a hole in the top, and also in the bottom; and when thou shalt suffer for air thou shalt unstop the hole and receive air. And if it be so that the water come in upon thee, behold, ye shall stop the hole, that ye may not perish in the flood (Ether 2:20).

One wonders how long they would be able to breathe, let alone deal with the problems of pressure, with the boat sealed up and "swallowed up in the depths of the sea" (Ether 2:25)? This sounds like modern submarine capabilities. Also, when did one use the hole in the bottom? Did the boats flip over, thus requiring two holes? How does one transport people, flocks, herds, water and food in rotating vessels?

>>128302540
More or less true, but it's it's stricter more based form it is anti degeneracy, thats 90% or why I'm still involved and hoping things get hard and the church returns to its roots

>>128302540
Its not even Christian. They think they'll become gods of their own planet.

>>128302526
yea, cause ur fukkin dum lol

>>128295194
because the devil fights against the truth desu

>>128302540
kek! That is the best analysis iv'e ever read about them on this board. I honestly feel pity for Mormons because they live like angels and only naturally rebel, but can't in a world akin to Disneyland. Peopl remain immature that way and I guess that's why they're really weird when talking to in person. I feel like I'm either talking to a child or a psychopath.

>>128300610

they killed and took men's land, wives, and daughters. There weren't many records on the people living in that area, but somehow they just magically disappeared as Mormons moved into their homes and took care of their fields and women. Word spread about what was going on in whispers across the west until the mountain meadow massacre happened, leading to Mormons rightfully getting their heads busted.

it's more islam/scientology than it ever was Christian. It's an evil joke is all the religion is.

I also like how the only criticism of my original post is how I got "hanged" and "shot" wrong.

>>128302116

>we need an organized militia and local Indian forces to slaughter a group of settlers
>but they kicked us off our land and left us to die

Get the fuck out.

>>128302734
Or am I?
They did exist on NA but they went extinct. Some 11,000 years ago and were reintroduced by the Spanish
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Horses_in_the_United_States
>Horses in the United States have significant popularity and status that is acknowledged by a number of observers and researchers. There are about 9.2 million horses in the country[1] and 4.6 million citizens are involved in the horse business.[2][3] In addition, there are about 33,000 feral horses that roam freely in a wild state in certain parts of the country.
The horse evolved in the Americas, but became extinct between 8,000 and 12,000 years ago. When the Spanish arrived on the American mainland in the 16th century, they brought horses with them and re-established the animals on the continent.

>>128302734
Horses were once native to NA and there is evidence they evolved here first and spread to the rest of the world. But you're right they were long gone well before bom times.

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people who make fun of mormons are always religious themselves. usually jealous and mad christians.
mormonism is funny to everyone else because its another example of someone writing a book, or making a new religion right in front of peoples faces and they follow it.
also joseph smith hated niggers and so do a lot of the followers secretly because they have read the book.

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>>128302526
Because you are an ignorant underage fag from reddit that posts without thinking. Lurk more.

>>128302526
I don't think you're alone in thinking they always had horses, blame Western films

>>128295194
It's an entirely white religion and it's one of the most recently created.

>>128302890
Everyone knows this.

Now you do as well.

>>128302719
https://www.ccel.org/creeds/heidelberg-cat.html

>>128302890

Fun fact: Native Americans weren't "one with the earth" and contributed the extinction of multiple species through over hunting or habitat destruction.

>>128302942
Well the bering strait most probably helped bring them over here. But I forgot about the mass extinction that took place in NA

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What am I in for?

>>128303308

molested children and getting cucked by your elders.

>>128303401
sounds exciting

>>128302819
I was just correcting you're mistake and asking for clarification.

Why do you feel the need to slander people with no proof all? I'm not even denying that the massacre happened.

>>128303308
A boring epic story with lots of plot holes. Give it a shot if you must, if you make it past the first 100 or so pages you might as well finish

>>128303308
read the title page

>>128295194
Because they are very insular, peculiar, and maintain an active public front whereas many sects of conservative christianity are a lot lower profile. Theyre jew- or vatican- tier financial giants. Plus their churches are ugly as fuck.

>>128303401
First part got cleaned up in the 70s - 90s luckily. Second part still alive and well.

>>128303493

you will be the low man on the totem pole. It will be your children and wife getting fucked. It will be ok though, because she won't talk about it because they told her not to. If she does, then she will be punished and they will broker a deal with you to let you father a child to one of the elder's fattest and hairiest grand daughters.

what a deal!

>>128303604
This

Plus literally all their theology is just rehashed ancestor worship. Their theology isnt in the BOM. If it was everyone would know how wacky of a religion it is.

>>128302819
Sadly nobody knew for.years about the massacre and only one guy hung for it although many should have. Mormons already got their heads busted well before that, not much changed after.

>>128295194
I had some mormons come knocking on my apartment door a few years back. They seemed like very nice people. totally out of their minds, but genuinely nice people. Which I think was the point of that musical. Which was great by the way. I've seen it twice. I wish those southpark guys would just end the show which has been horrible for quite a while now, and move onto other projects.

>>128303586

>proofs
>from dead sparsely numbered settlers
>in the years of wagons and no police

nah. it would be slanderous for me to vilify the people your kind murdered.

>>128295194
They don't kill you if you do?

>>128303232
Yep part of the reason some were nomads is because they'd wipe places clean of usable resources then move on

>>128304028
>tripfag being retarded
I'm shocked

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>>128304467

>Mormon lying

not shocked.

>>128302347
so when's the baptism?

>>128298311
its ok when christians do it.

>>128295194
Because they're a bit dorky and they believe in some really out there stuff. And then there's the magic underwear.

But hey at least they're quiet for the most part and they won't break your stuff or steal it.

>>128295194
When such a high IQ population believes something so ridiculous, they deserve to be made fun of a little bit.

>>128297552
> Jack B. Worthy

Please tell me this is a pen name

>>128295621
I'm keeping all the original translations of the BOM that I have. I hate it when groups renege on their doctrine like that. Spineless cucks.

>>128295194
Cause they're kind of goofy and believe dumb shit, but won't blow you up. An on average industrious, fertile, handsome, and well bred people. The mormies are alright.

>>128301407
kms

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>>128295194
They're stereotypically white.

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>>128304829

Mormons don't care. They are pretty self-deprecating anyway.

>>128303308
Pretty cool read. Jesus makes a cameo in 3 Nephi, but mostly it is gory battles and crazy kings lusting for power.

>>128305310
This is the kind of shit I hate too. The church has become soft in order to fit in with the world.

>>128302932
>implying you can learn horses aren't native to NA by lurking on an Korean origami board

>>128296246

They even took out ad space during the original run and had missionaries outside.

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There is some strange connection between the Mormons and Intelligence Agencies.

The location of the mass surveillance data storage facility in Utah.

Their Missionaries are allowed into countries that have banned other Religions.

There are always young well dressed males going door to door recon gathering info on Religious Beliefs.

And they tried to run one against Obama, really did not have the Christians vote behind him.

They do have nice Blondes, so I feel they would be against the Muslims.

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>>128295194
>White men getting having strong white families and being proud of themselves: its a cult

Peace be still, bury the hatchet and the sword, the sound of war is dreadful in my ear. [But] any man who will not fight for his wife and children is a coward and a bastard.

t. Joseph Smith

im glad im part of this cult you commie fuckers.

better dead than red.

>>128295194
because they're literal beta males that think some sky daddy is going to bring then Heaven when they die, If God is real, he hates these beta degenerates with a passion. Trust me on that

They're a little different, but not different that it's something else. Like how we can't really make fun of one specific thing in a British accent, but we can shit all over Canadians for how they pronounce the "out" sound.

>>128299721
Sorry, I know all my family history and there is no incest. Although I'm sure there was some inbreeding back in the 1600's when we lived with you guys in the north of England.