Brit/pol/: Are Owen Edition

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>the state of these links

>>128279346
>are owen

no.

>>128279346
nth for the polls are utterly fucking this up

>>128279401
Be sure to lick his bumhole and swallow that big tour load

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DEVON

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Imperial leather

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Did I hear correctly that there will be a regular QT on Friday night?

If so the arsehurt from the Labour voters will be beautiful.

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/3714189/brit-isis-fighter-jihadi-jack-begs-to-be-released-from-syrian-prison-and-return-back-to-the-uk-to-explain-some-things-to-his-parents/?CMP=Spklr-_-Editorial-_-TheSun-_-News-_-FBLink-_-Statement-_-FBPAGE


>corbyn thinks this is a hero and would allow it back into the country with a red carpet.

>>128279530
How long before someone complains to the Imperial leather company that their name is racist?

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Reminder to stop antisemite corbyn

Only official Brit/pol/ threads come with the Willy™ seal of approval

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Start frying nuns.

>>128279530
>Tfw you had to use these growing up
>Tfw someone old pubes stuck to the side

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I'm not into this edition no matter how many layers of irony are involved, I hate that little faggot.

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Night Night Corbynite

>>128279668
>tfw no miliband

It's just not the same without him

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Just got the call that my dad's cancer has spread to his brain..

Twitter banned Tommy Robinson from twitter until after the election. A complete accident of course.

>>128279594
>corbyn thinks this is a hero and would allow it back into the country with a red carpet.

(((Citation needed)))

>>128279729
Whoever made this photoshopped out the front sight
Poor job
>>128279764
He's voting green?

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Reminder to ignore the red army and vote UKIP

>>128279779
Really makes you think

>>128279609
>that jewess in the QT audience
Anyone here supporting Corbyn? He'll still do a brexit right on the EU's table but he'll fight neo-liberalism too.

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>>128279755

>>128279824

Not all models even have the front thing.

Former IRA commander Jeremy Corbyn admits to assisting ISIS bomb makers.

>>128279847
A vote for UKIP is a vote for labour

>>128279779
>Banned

I don't understand why people don't just make new accounts when they get (((Banned)))

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If you DO reply to this post your mum will die in her sleep tonight

https://www.theguardian.com/culture/tvandradioblog/2009/jun/11/chris-packham-springwatch-smiths

https://www.theguardian.com/culture/tvandradioblog/2009/jun/11/chris-packham-springwatch-smiths

https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2017/jun/02/labour-accuses-tories-of-fake-news-over-video-of-corbyn-ira-comments

https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2017/jun/02/labour-accuses-tories-of-fake-news-over-video-of-corbyn-ira-comments

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>>128279847
THIS
Dead party or not it still shows the will of the British people for a hard brexit and slashed immigration.

>>128279764

Shit man, try and spend as much time with him as you can. Ask him to write a bucket list or something.

>>128279863
It's literally in the labour manifesto to remain in the single market

>>128279952
Always use archive

>https://theguardian com/culture/tvandradioblog/2009/jun/11/chris-packham-springwatch-smiths
https://archive.is/BYXt9
>https://theguardian com/politics/2017/jun/02/labour-accuses-tories-of-fake-news-over-video-of-corbyn-ira-comments
https://archive.is/eqW6b

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>>128279779
Is rebel news who he works for still up?

>>128279928
not in a Tory safe seat

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>when mainly celebrities endorse Labour
why does this happen pol?

>>128279764
My condolences anon, my dad had the same thing, wouldn't wish it on anyone

>>128279942
Tommy Robinson is a high profile user, he'd get banned again if he made a new account

>>128279985
Virtue signalling and the shy tory effect.

>>128279975
rip sven's mum

>>128279609
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mvORNIoF5gM

>>128279609
Based Heebs

>>128279910
>Not all AK's have a front post
Yes, yes they fucking do
You use it to aim

>>128279764
Sorry to hear that. Best wishes anon

>>128279976
Always troubles me that that guys bellend is a wierd colour.

>>128279985
Same reason upper middle class vegan college kids vote Labour, they want to feel good

>>128279609
wtf I love Corbyn now?

>>128280009
Tommy Sotomayor manages it on JewTube, you've gotta stay an account ahead of these Jews, Kek

>>128280043
>Lily Allen though lad

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CUM IN MUM

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>>128279985
>russell brand
>voting

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>>128280048
What did he mean by this?

>1 hour until new polls

>>128280151

I hate that fucking cunt

>>128279764
Does he hates muslims?

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If you're unironically a massive poofter then you WILL reply to this post

https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2017/jun/02/tory-candidates-views-make-him-unfit-for-office-says-labour

https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2017/jun/02/tory-candidates-views-make-him-unfit-for-office-says-labour

>>128280262
Please use archive

>https://theguardian com/politics/2017/jun/02/tory-candidates-views-make-him-unfit-for-office-says-labour
https://archive.is/mtv7n

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>>128279816
He absolutely loves terrorists and would love him back. especially as the fucker is middle class, young and from oxford.

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>>128280130
Stop trying to FORCE these mummy memes.

>>128279985
>Noam Chomsky

Don't you love it when senile american octogenarians tell you to implement a strongly socialist Government in your country that is vastly different than America?

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>>128280340
It's not a meme, I'm just declaring my love of mummy.

>>128279985
i remember when sargon as on there as a conservative endorsing "celebrity" kek

>>128280077
a healthy purple-grey is the true white man's bellend. they're like blue-grey eyes.

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>>128279910
Original (Pic)
>>128280060
It's an SKS Fyi

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SEE YOU AT THE INQUIRY, LADS

>>128279972
proofs?

>>128279985
>Jack Monroe

Isn't xhe standing for a completely different party?

Lads has Based Slavoj Zizek commented in our Election yet?

His analysis was the only thing that kept me sane through Brexit

>>128280347
>Noam Chomsky
What a cunt

>>128279985
John "London is no longer English" Cleese

>>128280048
What if the holocaust research turns up the truth?

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2015 was better for memes

>>128279972
>Corbyn accepts free movement must end but wants to remain in single market

Rough time ahead.

>>128279985
>voting based on who celebrities like

>>128280452
i don't think anyone named "keiran" has been or ever will be in the know about anything political

>>128280470
He literally said the Republicans in America are worse than ISIS and the Nazis

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>>128280518

>>128280452
i dont get this, is it because he is saying the polls are bullshit?

>>128280503
That would be some epic 4d chess

>>128279603
Why would it be racist?

>>128280452
i dont get it

>>128280611
Pollsters are nervous that they're fucking it up yet again.

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VOTE LABOUR AND PAY FOR MY HORMONES YOU FUCKING FUCK

>>128279594
>Theresa May cut 20k police, accused them of crying wolf over Manchester-Libya links, and cleared the bomber to return

even if your thing is true, which it isn't; Theresa May is objectively worse at this stuff. this is why the tories were trying to meme the 'nuke issue' last night because it's the SINGLE thing they think they can get an advantage over corbyn on when it comes to security.

anyway, as you were. keep posting links from the (((newspapers))) increasingly worried man

>>128280650
Pollsters are worried they're horribly wrong yet again. They had an inquiry after the 2015 fuck up.

>>128280449
Thanks
How can you tell from the front? not very familiar with the SKS or does it mention in whatever article the pic is from?

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>>128280597
now we have shit leaders and shit memes to go with them.

>>128280595
leftist logic
>the people that do actually kill you are less dangerous than those who don't

I believe he was Trudeau's mentor.

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>>128279928
Not one single fuck given.

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>>128280595
I know. Pretty much everything he says is absolute nonsense but he's somehow regarded as a great intellectual.

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>>128280452
polls in 60 minutes, reuters saying May is now 13 short of a majority

>>128280722
ohh okay, who organizes an inquiry like that? do they actually get in trouble?

>>128280464
How do you manage to listen to more than 20 seconds of his voice in one go? Genuinely curious, whenever he opens his mouth it sounds like a very wet fart from a bee-filled arse

>>128280643
>Imperial

>>128280650
>>128280611

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_Kingdom_general_election,_1992#Polling

>With opinion polls at the end of the campaign showing Labour and the Conservatives neck and neck, the actual election result was a surprise to many in the media and in polling organisations. The apparent failure of the opinion polls to come close to predicting the actual result led to an inquiry by the Market Research Society

>>128279824
>>128279824
>He's voting green?
S P I C Y

>>128280643
because darth vader killed all those minorities

>>128280796
The British Polling Council. It's nothing legal but they tried to fix their stuff after 2015 and it seems like it's not worked.

>>128280745
it has the signature bayonet lug under the barrel

>>128280650
Pollsters are gonna waste they're money on a enquiry wondering why they were so wrong when they only polled Blue haired Gemma the SJW, and her Beta cuck boyfriend hoping to get some by being good Communist

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>>128280295
(you)

>>128280823
And?

>>128280626
It must be why the kikes don't want him to win.
Seriously though why is he saying "holocaust research" why is he saying it needs new research?
>Corbyn is more devious than I gave him credit. He is truly an anti Semitic of epic proportions

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>>128280595

>funded ISIS
>funded Al-Qaeda
>funded Nazis
>implying they aren`t worse

oh you

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Seems like a pretty real human being
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sZus7nEVjHE

Wait, when the fuck did Vince Cable get a knighthood?

What for, services to dementia?

>>128280537
But some people unironically think like that

>>128280792
It all comes tumbling down

the absolute state of it all, Diane Abbott cannot get into a ruling governement she is aids and will flood us with wogs

>>128280958
>children laughing

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Reminder NEETs are selected for in nature.

>>128280883
How are most polls actually carried out? How do they select people to take part in their polls?

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>>128279985

>John Cleese
>voting labour after this interview
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WJheODYpuEI

Either this is absolute codswollop or someone has gotten to him.

>>128280968
Might be a lefty but he's a pretty good Diplomat. Just needs a spade round the head to slap some sense back into him

>>128279764
gay

>>128280713
>implying i vote tory.

im not one of the shills that have recently came here, i will vote UKIP like i have always done as theyre the only one who will deal with this.
but i do believe the conservatives will be more hardline with these issues and i cant see people within the labour front bench who openly hate the UK and its people actually wanting to protect them.

>>128279346
>are Owen.
>makes a post on Reddit about it to get upvotes.

>>128280464
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xN2ZGSX0cIE

said he wouldn't vote for are jezza

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Lads, what's your thoughts on it so far? Anything I should add? I'm needing to finish off the Highlands and the Western Isles before doing Orkney and Shetland.

>>128281063
They try to get a random sample, but they often struggle to manage this

>>128281054
They usually are doing something that the researchers miss.

>>128280968
For services to predicting 15 of the last 2 recessions

>>128280951
I don't think those were his reasons though. iirc it was more like muh global warming, etc.

>>128281000
Well they show their great insight like comparing Theresa May to Voldemort and Jeremy Corbyn to Dumbledore, it's hard to argue with points like that.

>>128280909

Why do you leave out the 3 younger males at least that BTFO corbyn I wonder?

>>128279764
Sorry to hear that mate. Father had liver cancer. I hope he goes peacefully and pain free.

>>128280745
SKS' tend to have those two little things poking out on either side of the barrel plus the point where you are able to fix your bayonet on. I don't believe AK47s had this point and used that American style bayonet where you just hook your knife over the barrel.

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Whats down there mummy?

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>>128280958
>Salvador Allende

>>128281111
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=GMqm632-_nU

He should stick to MMA

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>>128281327
gib milkies mummy

Hope you're ready for some blatant poll herding come 5 o'clock lads

>>128279764
I will adopt you.


And your Mother.

>>128281122
On the streets? Because then you've far too much to control for - the politics of the constituency you're in, the fact that different demographics with different views will be out and about at different times, the fact that only autists give a fuck about what some twat with an ipad asks them about. Don't know how they could reliably do it

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>>128281395

I stick by every poll being Consverative +3-6

Maybe YouGov at +1

>Googled my name (it's a fairly obscure one)
>Address comes up as public information due to white pages / electoral register

Getting this shit taken down asap

r8 my manifest lads

>Increase capital gains tax
>Increase inheritance tax
>Punitive taxes on unoccupied residential property
>increase council house building
>close corporate tax loopholes
>consolidate trains into a singe, majority state owned private company (a la Deutsche Bahn), same with water and other natural monopolies
>Increase military spending to 2.5% GDP
>launch several year inquiry and task-force investigating extortionate prices in NHS/MoD supply chains
>Introduce points-based immigration system
>ban faith schools
>End pensions triple-lock
>End demand-stimulating housing policies i.e. Help-to-buy
>Evidence based drugs policies

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4VTdgB03pk4

>>128281395
What if they show the tories up? What will momentum twitter do?

>>128281513
Phone and internet usually.

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>>128280867
But it's a reference to the Russian Empire.

http://www.electoralcalculus.co.uk/homepage.html

Electoral Calculus predicting a tory majority of 74

>>128281393
That's a nice look for her.

What a lovely English Rose. <3

>>128281108
huh?

>>128281593
Sounds about right to me. I'd like Labour to dip under 200 seats though, for the psychological effect.

>>128281593
Tories need at least 400 seats for this election to be worth it.
Otherwise Labour basically won.

How the fuck is Kathy Griffin now playing the victim?

>>128281393

I wonder if May can do that thing where you press your palms together and make farting noises

>>128281714
>labour 199
>snp 49

id nut desu

>>128281751
>if you win you lose
Any gain of seats is surely a win

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>>128279603
Love the way old products were marketed

Would totally watch YouTube ads if they were like this desu

>>128281543
I reckon they'll herd around CON+5 with YouGov and Survation closer to even

Still anticipating CON+12 come Thursday though

>>128281786
shes a woman.

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>>128281561
Fuck off commie

Britain needs to go full free market libertarian and throw you out of a helicopter

>>128281849
400+ seats possible in your view?

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>being this reddit

Not that voting for the tories is a good idea either.

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>>128281395

I saw Owen Jones at my university on Friday. He was really short.

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>>128281786
She's a. Jewish b. a woman

>>128279985
>Check the list
>Adrian Edmondson
>ADRIAN FUCKING EDMONDSON

I know most of these actors are going to be snivelling Labour types but it always hurts to see one you like confirming it.

>>128281567
>What if they show the tories up? What will momentum twitter do?
Claim they're evil biased tory polls and go back to sharing that retarded YouGov projection over and over again, obviously

>>128281976
Was he on his knees?

>>128279847
You need to vote Tory now, son

Labour, Lib dem, snp, plaid all hate Brexit, if there's a coalition of these parties there won't be any Brexit. Tory is the only choice (I'm normally a ukip voter)

>>128281786
Is she related to Peter Griffin

>>128281959
>charisma and inspiration are reasons to vote for someone

democracy was a mistake

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fLJBzhcSWTk

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Why wont he launch the nukes ?

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>>128281561

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Lads, will it fall?

>>128281393
The weak chin and inbred looking mouth is an irresistable beauty to the Anglo male.

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>>128282099

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>>128282052
>he still thinks there is going to be a Brexit

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>>128279346

I find Owen soooooooo cute, I'd cuddle the shit out of him. I'm just scared he might be rather skinnyfat, most slim Brits seem to be. And that would break my heart because I'd have to drop him in an instant :^)

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>>128281959
Nice... even in reddit paedo fantasies, he's STILL submissive and weak.

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>>128281579

Why does Russia get a free pass for colonizing a third of Asia anyway

>>128281959
>Corbyn the one giving head

yup

How the fuck this get to number one in the UK?

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HxN1STgQXW8

Ignoring politics, It's just a shit song, a teenager could have whipped up a better protest song in fruityloops.

>>128282132
We can only hope

>>128281951
Exceedingly unlikely. My best guess is in the range of 385.

>>128282273
Why would you ignore the politics thats the reason its popular?

>>128282273
It just needs a few young mongs to loop it 10x each on youtube now

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>>128282152
she's beautiful, fuck you cunt

>>128282231
Probably because of niggers and muh slavery

>>128282370
Because it's a bad song, surely there's a better protest song out there? It sounds awful.

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I will take a 6% difference, goodbye Corbyn.

>>128282231
I've always been irked by this desu

The US and USSR were both "anti-imperialist" powers that forced all the European powers to release their colonies, despite them both having colonized incredible amounts of land spanning entire continents themselves which all got conveniently forgotten about

>>128282273
Pop music is dead.

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>>128282427

>>128282273

>liar liar
>doesn't even say pants on fire

the absolute state of it all

>>128282231
Because the jews already destroyed it.

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>>128280207
Beta Cuckbyn

>Opinium
>CON 43
>LAB 37
Like fucking clockwork

>>128282490
Fuck

>>128282273
Babby's first protest song. Kids just don't realise how outrageously dull and formulaic it is.

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>>128281014
>Diane Abbott
i'd hope she is kicked out but as he's fucked her x number of times i think she has a place for life

>>128282490

Ooof

that is all

tl;dr Ooof

>>128282541
Collusion?

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>>128281561
>Increase capital gains tax
Punishing people for investing.
>Increase inheritance tax
Punishing people for wanting to leave money after they're dead to help out their own kin.
>ban faith schools
No. If I want to send my kid to a faith school then I should be allowed to. It just shouldn't be paid for by the government.

Fine with the rest.

>>128282427
I agree. But shes beautiful in a disgusting way. A very English way.

>>128282273
It's number 4
THIS is number 1
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=72UO0v5ESUo

>>128282490

This is all pointing towards a hung parliament lads

>43
>37
So on the night it'll be 46-34?

>>128282553
Mate it's fine, with five days to go I think this is the lowest you will see the Tories go. My hope is that they have something lined up for right before election day that will full activate shy Tory effect.

>>128282642
tfw no weird elf gf

>>128282739
The polls being this close will have done it most likely, all the pensioners will now bother to vote and some people who were gonna protest vote labour now won't.

>>128282642
You just ruined her for me.

Not voting Labour but MAD (Mutually Assured Destruction) is still a thing.

We need to keep Trident, but only a madman would press the button..

>>128282738

Might be worth a cheeky punt...

>>128282739
the bombing didn't work

>>128282730
You do realise a 6% lead is a comfortable tory majority right lad

>>128281102
Why vote for ukip when they have no chance of winning?if you're not voting labour you're voting for tory

>>128282851
Britain's nuclear strategy is purely counter value, it relies on us never pushing the button first, but always pushing the button if we came under serious nuclear attack

>>128282812
>The polls being this close will have done it most likely, all the pensioners will now bother to vote and some people who were gonna protest vote labour now won't.

Is very true .2 weeks ago i was considering not voting , but now my mind has changed , reluctantly

>>128282205
He's definitely gotten a bit chunkier nowadays

>>128282960
>He's definitely gotten a bit chunkier nowadays

Nooooooooooo :(

>>128282273
Have you listened to what's normally on the charts?

>>128282840
Take me back to 2015

>>128282851
It's not a deterrent if your enemies know you'll never use it, it's a white elephant.

>of course the tories can't maintain a 20 point lead, labour gaining a few points is nothing to worry about
>who cares if the tories don't get a landslide, as long as labour doesn't get in everything is fine
>s-she doesn't necessarily need to win more seats, just hold on to her current majority
>Mate it's fine, with five days to go I think this is the lowest you will see the Tories go. My hope is that they have something lined up for right before election day that will full activate shy Tory effect. (you are here)
>j-just because labour are ahead doesn't mean the other parties will work with them, besides the polls have been wrong before, r-right?

>>128282840
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fxDLuQxS1Ok

I hope you've all seen his blind date with Boris Johnson's sister

Also that poll's fieldwork is from before corbyn got shafted last night

>>128283084
>direct link to BBC News youtube
Use hooktube so they don't get views

https://hooktube.com/watch?v=fxDLuQxS1Ok

>>128282992
Well you decide

https://www.youtube.com/c/OwenJonesTalks

>>128282054
>the school of life

>>128282999
No not really, might explain my naivety.

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>>128282946
I guess you could call it a... Conservative strategy

>>128283139

That's terrible, gay death has got to him :(

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>>128283084
You just KNOW

>>128283068
The polls perennially underestimate the tories and overestimate labour

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>>128282851
Labour couldn't push the button if they tried, Abbott would type the launch codes in wrong

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>>128283219
slam dunk it Nige. share pics.

>>128282054
>Bad voters shown to be patriots
>Good voters shown to be educated leftists
stopped the video right there

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Who on the juice?

>tfw we're about to have a socialist government AND we're leaving the EU

We're literally about to become a third-world country. Venezuela-tier

>>128281112
For the record anon, I live in Inverness and I'm not a slav or SNP cuck. Shame there's no UKIP candidate this election, just going to vote Tory.

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6 points
Vote Tory

>>128283163
Not really
It boils down to the Royal Navy chimping the fuck out if Britain was ever nuked and glassing as many enemy civilians as they can
There's nothing conservative about it, its literally the nastiest possible kind of nuclear warfare

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>>128282678
You mean in an unconventional way.

She has an other-worldly quality to her, maybe its her eyes.

>>128283380
Steroids?

>>128283245
>prime minister corbyn said he would build 10,000 gulags in his first year, but it looks like he's only going to manage 9,994 by the end of the year, he's clearly a failure!

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https://twitter.com/lorna_hughes/status/871002444410621952

>EDL try to march in Liverpool again, get mocked and followed by somebody playing the Benny hill theme before retreating back to the train station and leaving

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>>128282490
Putting this into electoral calculus yields pic related
>lib dem - no seats

>>128283401
Labour will undo brexit somehow. Probably coup out corbyn in a year and install spear chukka to halt brexit.

>>128283430
Not an argument

>>128283417
Ur right about that part, I've met some military types and they can be Nasty as fuck

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>>128283401
Don't worry lad, we won't get any worse than Greece if we're lucky.

>>128283412

>Vote Tory

Fuck off shill BritPol is pro Corbyn

>>128283412

Tories won the 2015 general election by 6 points IIRC

>>128283450
I assume they will get some middle class areas who are still salty about Brexit, but that's it.

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From a former Labour MP

>>128283557
No we're fucking not.

>>128283558
With the polls tied or labour slightly ahead too.

Reminder that a 6 point Tory lead is the same as 2015 and an effective score draw

>>128283412
God the Libdems on 6 % Timmy has really fucked up hasn't he

>>128282891
Because i vote for what i believe in and live in a labour safe seat where ukip came second and have more chance of winning than the tories.

>>128283557
Is it fuck, you commie cunt

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>>128283450
kek shit wrong pic

>>128283632
Still doing better than UKIP, which collapsed from the third biggest country to basically irrelevant.

>>128283412
>vote for blue new Labour

Why should I?

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>>128283557

>>128283412

Nobody on here is dumb enough to vote Tory

>>128283734
It's better than aiding and abetting unironic commie labour

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>>128279346
I'm registered for postal vote at my home address and for polling station vote at my term time address

I don't know which one I'm supposed to vote at. And how would they know if someone voted twice?

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>>128283578

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>>128283526
> kys fag here's how socialism actually worked

>>128280700
thats not even the uk

>>128283803
Stop pretending you're a regular.

>>128279610
Stop showing off your willy

/pol/ should start our own traditionalist, imperialist party

>>128283578
Polls going to be utterly wrong again then

>>128283803
>implying we wouldn't vote for literally anybody other than corbyn.

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Who is the British equivalent of The Golden One?

>>128283667
>lib dems 0
I can only hope

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>>128283068
this greentext places your age at about 18

would I be correct?

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>>128283872
>socialism built this ancient city
communists actually believe this.

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Watched that BBC programme 'Three Girls' about the girls raped by Muslims in Rochdale, England, lads.

And of course, being the BBC, they never ever mention the words 'Islam' or 'Muslim' and routinely refer to the Muslim suspects as 'Asian' throughout.

God, I hate this fucking planet.

>>128283803
Any other vote is a vote for labour

>>128283832
Vote in whichever is the closer seat.

>>128283578
KEK i feel Corbyn is stil really unpopular

>>128283705
not really an argument in favour of the Lib dems anon . At leasst UKIP finished their task and

>>128283946
Based Golden one

>>128283946
Boris Johnson

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>>128282840
simpler times

what the fuck has brit/pol/ become

>>128283705
Probably half of all ukip voters are voting Tory (including me), the other half should as well, assuming they actually want Brexit to happen

Is there any absolutely Devilish ways we can meme Lefties out of voting this election.

They're a bunch of gullible fucks anyway so they'd fall for anything.

>>128283872
>Sweden to become a Third World Country by 2030 - United Nations report

Works really well in the long run

>>128284051
Would you rather have them not touch the subject at all?
Nearly everyone in the country watches the BBC, having it broadcast on them ensures maximum exposure

>>128283412

i'm right so far

>>128281543

>>128284196
They'll all magically herd together then be wrong again

>>128283578
Fuck it I may stay up this year and celebrate when Losour get 90 seats

>>128283734
You'll be a Remoaner then, I guess. Because any solid Brexiteer would realise that if Labours/Lib Dem/SNP/Plaid coalition got in Brexit will obviously be put to the sword

>>128283557
this is brit/pol/ not brit/feel/ you scrounging nonce

When Corbs loses, will he resign?

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>>128284123

you not seen m8

>>128284287
No

>>128284123
Abstain from voting in protest of Brexit

New
>>128284312
>>128284312

>>128284064
What stops voter fraud... why can't I vote twice

>>128284287

No he will cling on, his supporters will then turn on any surviving Blairites and use them as the excuse as to why they lost the election.

>>128284162
No, I'm surprised they covered it. It only took five years, like.

The fact that they never mentioned Islam is disgraceful, though

>>128284123
Convince them to vote lib dem over brexit I guess? Equivalent to wasting their vote almost anywhere

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>>128284287
hope not. i hope he drives his shitty party into the dust where they belong.

>>128284369
You'll be crossed off of two lists as having voted

>>128284123
they'll self sabotage anyway

do you think students and neets will bother voting? they'll forget or just be ambivalent, as usual

>>128283084
>First cut to Nige is him having a good old kek

>>128284287
there are still blairites within and outwith the labour party breathing so no

Anyone else finding it really hard to summon the motivation to vote this election? Despite knowing that if the result is against me, I will have no right to whine, and no other course but than to just take it, the choices really leave me numb. We have Corbyn's lot who have subscribed to the identity politics and virtue signalling but do nothing, apart from threaten to affect the amount of tax I pay, and Russel Brand types, who anger me to my core. We also have the current Conservative party who seem in a state of disarray and don't know what to say to please the plebs, but also have little to offer me, and May's ideas about privacy are daft.

Might just work from home and have a wank on election day.

>>128284287
Communists don't really do resign do they. Hopefully if Labour lose, he'll stay on and cause Labour to split into 2 or 3 different parties

>>128284430
they will talk about it loads, post on kikebook and twitter and then not bother.

>>128283946
Is this man straight?

>>128284318
Absolutely Devilish m80

>>128284318
that's jokes ahahha

>>128284501
At least vote tory to stop fucking diane abbot getting into power

>>128284501
Drawing a big cock on the ballot is better than not voting at all

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>>128279346

Owen!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q9g9XeRMZM0

>>128284256
Yes, I'm a remoaner because I despise that the Conservatives have completely abandoned the right wing. Whatever you say, retard.

>>128284501
Why not gas your self while you're at it you fucking retard