Brit/pol/: Spanish Armada Edition

I mostly want the tories to win so all the YASS KWEEN cunts on twitter cry a lot.

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>91%

What constituencies should I watch closely lads? I know about Moray.

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It's about to get HOT lads.

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How do we protect the marginalised communities once Corbyn gets in?

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Labour/SNP coalition imminent

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>>128275343
That is HUGE for Jeremy

>>128275353

Its going to be a comfy evening with the polls and Champions League final.

>>128275343
Christ almighty, the polling really is fucked isn't it?
No way 91% of under 25s are registered, they must be polling a specific set of people who care

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HUNG PARLIAMENT INCOMING

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do you have blood on your hands /v/?

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>>128275339

Same. They're also the type of people that tweet things like pic related

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>>128275343
>91% of under 25s registered

Hmmm

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>>128275353

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If Corbyn's momentum shills don't leave brit pol after the election I swear I am going to become the worst trip fag this general has ever known

>>128275425
That's what I thought.
I don't believe that Labour is polling at 40%... that's only 3% behind what Blair polled in the 1997 GE

>>128275511
>/v/

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nth for a proper scran

>>128275512

>hates sexism, homophobia and bigotry
>want to import these cultures from North Africa and the ME

wew

>>128275550
The more I hear about this, the more that tweet about "see you at the inquiry" rings true.

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>>128275343

>91% registered

JUST

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>Shitbin BTFO on /sp/

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>>128275589
>meats and dairy
Its like you want heart disease and bum cancer

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The parents are visiting Turkey for two weeks. I told them it was dumb and they just said 'at least if you're right you'll get a big inheritance'. Hope they survive it to be honest, Turkey is a fucking shithole. Neither of them sent in their fucking postal votes either and we're in a contested area.

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Add ICM to the list of shit polls.

They just can't be believed.

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>>128275423

Should be comfy indeed

>>128275339
always the best part of elections desu

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Reminder:

>have a complicated medical problem
>have to phone the NHS for advice
>get put through to a non-medically trained Indian who can only speak stock phrases and is confused by medical terms
>shit your pants while on hold for half an hour as they ping you about their call centre
>somewhere in the Caribbean, a smiling Richard Branson pours another margarita - his fifth of the day and it's not even lunchtime yet

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How do you think she will vote?

>>128275343
I do somehow doubt that.

Less than a third of registered voters under 35 i think could not be arsed to get out of bed and vote on the EU ref.

GE is always alot lower but if it is enough then corbyn surge in the cities most likely which always vote labour mostly so meh.

Ever since MUMMY bong disappear May started to loose momentum. I guess we underrated his work.

>>128275659
>>128275643
>>128275515
Is this the election where the pollsters BTFO once and for all?

>>128275687
The last ICM poll (26-29 May) had the Tories 12% ahead

Lads, what can cause excessive hunger? Seriously I'm slim and healthy yet I'll eat loads before I go somewhere and within 40 minutes if I haven't eaten in that time I'll actually feel like I'm about to pass out from weakness/hunger. Really hope I don't have diabetes.

>>128275687

The likelihood is that the majority of them THINK they are registered to vote

>>128275739
>southport

>>128275511
I have as much blood on my hands as Labour voters have rape on their hands

>>128275746
For Cream cakes.

>>128275746

As soon as I saw that thing on QT last night and the fact the Question Time thread was a sticky that the foreigners would rip the piss out of us.

>>128275800
This one was a poll of 18-24 only. 68% labour

>>128275823
Tapeworm?

>>128275425
takes two minutes and you can do it online. There has been a real push the past few years to get young people to vote. Corbyn will doubtless have persuaded a few.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/05/19/important-young-people-vote/
How many will turn up on the day is another matter.

>>128275686
It is a shithole. I visited Istanbul which is the most westernised part of the country and even as a brown haired hazel eyed man who tans easily I felt way outta place there.

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>>128275862
Relevant

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>>128275685

>Limp wristed Welsh student vegan Corbynista detected

Flesh begets flesh, lettuce boy.

>>128275746
In favour of being brought Solo and the Wookie.

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>>128275823
Diabetes or intestinal parasites my advice is a plant-based diet

>>128275781
it's a well known fact that mummyposting causes her power level to rise and her polls to improve

>>128275891
Oh ok thought you were talking about the national one

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Randposter
B T F O
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F
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>>128275687
2015 election they had Labour winning by 1%

>Conservative 34% (-1)
>Labour 35% (+3)

And we all know how that turned out

>>128275371
doubt it, if Parliament were torn between a tory or snp-labour coalition the Queen would probably invite May to set up a Government, one to prevent a indyref and two because one party always takes precedent over a coalition.

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>Labour women just knocked on my door
>I didn't answer the door.

How well did I do lads??

Any young person who votes Labour is a total moron, voting to ruin they're future

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>>128275343

maybe by registered to vote they thought they meant registered to vote in online polls via facebook

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>>128275589
>cottage cheese

>>128275913
You did it online for 2015 and only 2/3rds were registered. In the EU referendum not even half voted when there was generally high turnout.
91% is fucking ludicrous.

reminder that loads of students registering to vote in safe labour university constituencies is not an indicator of countrywide intent

>>128275823
You eat too much

Stop eating and your stomach will shrink a bit and you'll feel less empty

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>>128275943

>>128275659
She always looks like she is going to shit herself or do something autistic, can barely fucking speak.

Pulls more faces than jim carrey.

>>128276022
dodgedlikemay/10

>>128276063
plus they always vote labour so does not really make any difference

It's my birthday lads

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>>128275823

Get a munchy box.

>>128275954
Some could say its magick.

My parents are voting Labour. No matter what you tell them they just cannot disassociate themselves from the "Labour is for the working class, Tories are for the rich!" meme. Muh £10 minimum wage.

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Jacob Rees-Mogg reviews memes of himself
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NxvAxmvUUeI

>>128276146
Do you have any friends anon?

>>128276022

Should've wasted her time, pretended to be a bit slow so that it took extra long, then at the end repeated the "my buttocks are smooth, my mind is clear, vote U-TORY".

Corbyn is the only economic nationalist choice. Anti-Jew, anti-globalisation, believes in society unlike the modern thatcherite blairites on both sides. Former SNP voter here - not gonna lie, since there's a chance of Labour - the only British party - beating the English nationalists (The Tories), I'm voting for the only real British nationalist and that's the utter madman Jezza fucking Corbyn.

>>128276137
the only person it spells doom for is are Tim and his lot

>>128276213
Don't post that

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>>128276146
Happy Birthday!

>>128275687
Don't forget ComRes picked that totally unbiased BBC audience using their polling skills. Gonna go out on a limb and say they might be compromised as well.

>>128276045
It's the only cheese guaranteed to please

>>128276199
Talk about diane abbot and emily thornberry. They hate white and poor people.

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>>128276241
0/10

Jesus Christ why are the Tories so good at fucking up this campaign.

Corbyns got this, the yougov predictions are right. The coalition of chaos is coming

>>128275370
Vote for May and get /pol/ shut down
>noice

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>>128276146
Congrats on surviving another year lad. Now for a year of improving yourself intellectually and physically in some way every day.

>>128276315
What about wensleydale?

>>128276214
Yeah I'm just checking britpol while having a shit

>>128276325
I did but one doesnt know who Abbott is, and the other somehow thinks Corbyn will do a reshuffle once he gets in. Fucking idiots I swear.

>>128276296
Just imagine being her father, fuck I'm never having a daughter.

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>>128276315

>>128276402
>Corbyns got this, the yougov predictions are right.
Tory and labour sources were laughing at it.

>>128276213
WHATTHEFUCK

>>128275156
>people are thankful for the bombing at the ariana concert as it means now they can attend the benefit concert and see more artists

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>>128276022
>Lib Dem knocked on mine this morning
>are you voting?
>yes I always vote
>do you mind me asking who you are voting for?
>conservative
>face drops as I'm young
>why are you voting conservative
>because I voted to leave the EU and the lib dems want to keep us in the single market and the customs union which is effectively keeping us in the EU, you can't have one without the other
>begins to look worried
>the EU won't give us a deal
>but it's in their best interest to give us a favourable trade deal
> but we will crash on to WTO rules, do you want that?
>we won't because they will give us a deal
>thank you for your time
>no, thank you I appreciate you knocking on us

walks off and puts a cross against our house number, see multiple other crosses also

>>128276146
Happy birthday, buy some bacon

>>128276296
>White

>>128276446
>thinking corbyn will get rid of his former fuck buddy

The state of your parents

>>128276449

If your daughter ends up doing porn, that's YOUR fault, anon.

Saying you'd never have daughter is basically saying you doubt your own abilities to be a good father.

https://twitter.com/Steph_Peacock/status/870978074971688960

Meanwhile in the 1980's

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>daddy do you like my halloween costume?

what do

>>128276386
I'm being serious mate. If you want your little England then vote Tory - you'll get it when Scotland loses its shit in a few years and quits. If you want Great Britain and no more globalism or betrayal, then vote Corbyn.

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>>128275823
Cannabis

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>brit/pol/ likes soft, mild cheese
Leave.
Now.

>>128276624
>scotland
>leaving

>>128276199
10 pound minimum wage will put people out of Work, and make society worse.

>"Labour"

>>128276622
don't call me daddy in public

>>128276199

They're not exactly wrong.

You're a fucking moron if you're working class, a student, or a NEET and you're voting Tory.

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LAST HOPE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z4_t6utUtjM

>>128276622
"yeah it's alright"

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This trio would wipe the floor with our current options. Politics has gone backwards in this country

>>128276624
>no more globalism
>Corbyn

>>128276425
VOODOO

>>128276682
>>128276682
you think we'd be better off if there was no minimum wage?

>>128276624
Yeah, and the Scottish Conservative and Unionist party isn't surging at all, right?

Why is it always vote Corbyn and not Labour with you lot?

>>128276718
Your're a moron to vote for either. I'm either not voting at all or I'm voting UKIP. At least then I can have a clear conscience.

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>perving on the girls whilst I drive through the highstreet
>crash my car

>>128276775
I think it would be better if business analysts told us what the minimum wage should be rather than Communist's who hate private business

>>128276751

>spin 2 win

>>128276863
wew

>>128276727

>UKIP miraculously win 3 seats on June 8th
>Tories on 323 seats
>They're forced to form a Tory-UKIP coalition government

DEPUTY PRIME MINISTER NUTTALL

>>128276718
Why? Higher taxes are good for noone.

>>128276884
I've come close a few times before. You okay anon?

>>128276775
Austria, Switzerland and Germany don't have it among others.

They have selective education too.

>>128276862
>He doesn't know that "great" in this context means large

It's like how Great Britain is the largest of the British Isles.

>>128276902
business analysts want to push worker's rights into the dirt because that's what leads to bigger profits

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>>128275343
>91%

>>128276775
Yes because some people are retarded tools and not worth £10 an hour - therefore will never be able to do any work and spend entire life on gibs.

If you work somewhere that the pay is shit go and get another job - they do not have to stay in a shit paying job unless of course, they are a lazy cunt that expects everyone else to subsidise their life.

>>128276824
SC&U are just the ultimate cuckolds - the tories are an English nationalists pure and simple. SC&U vote is delusional please-fuck-my-wife-since-it's-for-the-greater-good-tier nonsense. Labour reminds me of Blairism and open-borders and crap wars and pro-Israel globalism. Corbyn is where it's at. If you're serious about GB then you vote Corbyn pure and simple.

>>128277006
t. Never had a Job

Sad!

>>128275772
its just some guys twitter i don't think its real

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praise kek

>>128276862
I used to like the human slug, considering how he has managed to succeed in spite of his obvious physical monstrosity..but he is nothing but a disgusting sub human inside as well as out
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=zHuq9JP3A54
>b-but muh Russia

>>128277055
>the tories are an English nationalists pure and simple
>official opposition in Holyrood
lol
> Labour reminds me of Blairism and open-borders and crap wars and pro-Israel globalism. Corbyn is where it's at.
Literally 80% of their MPs are blairite open borders SJW globalists

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breaking news live eastbourne

>>128277129
>election_data
>some guy.
Go look up the 18-24 poll from ICM that came out yesterday, it's all there.

>>128276935
They'd just run a minority Government with UKIP and DUP support

>>128277172
>That last sentence

100% true

>>128276999
A bit like saying Andrew Neil is a Great man then.

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th..th...thanks Tony

>>128275532
THANK YOU BASED NORWAYBOT

>>128276935
>thanet
I think this is very much in play now, they'd be voting for a potential criminal

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AUS libdems > Brit libdems

>>128277189
#notallbuses

>>128277172
They are the opposition at Holyrood aye. And every single one of them is a softy cuck or upper-middle-class cunthead who needs burning. I actually sent a tweet to Murdo Fraser and he retweeted it whinging because I told him I'd drag him through Edinburgh for betraying us. Total softy cucks. Same as the freeloaders they represent who worship the English and don't give a toss about British Imperialism.

Reminder that when Hitchens says that polls are there to steer public opinion he means to steer people's opinion towards thinking Labour have a chance which terrifies them making them make sure that they go out and vote to prevent it.

The electoral analysis guy on twitter said that the closer Labour are getting the less "sure" the people are that they will go out and vote for them.

>>128277189
White male bridge suppression of minority bus

>>128276964
Fine, thanks for asking.

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I voted UKIP, did I just throw my vote away?

>>128277129

He's reliable and looks at the raw data, he's probably the second best person to follow for electoral stuff behind britain_elects.

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>>128277267
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W5jS56gMMDc

>>128276775
If we hadn't been flooded with unskilled migrants I'd say yes for definite. As it is, I'm not 100% sure.

>>128277425
Think it's a little bit of both with a touch of Naivety added in on the case of the Pollsters

>>128277470

If you don't live in a safe Conservative seat then congratulations, you just voted for Labour

>>128277389
Christ
>threaten politician
>not expecting a response
Remember that SNP mong offended by the autism tweets?
And the tories were a big force in Scotland until the early 90s, they're just coming back. You sound like a very mad cybernat.

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>>128277470
No don't listen to the lefties

>>128277470
depends on your constituency?

>>128277344

Probably too late, enough older people will have voted Tory by post already.

>>128275532
He's a spamming cunt that wastes replies. Check the archive to see the extent of his advertising of archive websites.

Always report it.

>>128277425
It does make sure the tory vote turns out in force.

>>128277470
If you did it in order to get a UKIP MP elected then yes, if you did it in order to keep their vote share up and make it look like there's still some enthusiasm for them then no.

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Voted UKIP last GE, will vote Conservative this GE, in the hope that a large amount of the Jews in the area swap to Tory

>>128277575
I always forget about postal vote, fuck sake

>>128275687
>>128275343
Chances are the only people willing to answer a poll are those who are registered.
When you answer the phone and hear "Can I have 5 minutes to ask some questions?" most people will just say no.

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>>128277534

CHEW SOAP

CHEW SOAP CHEW SOAP

>AND WE CAN ANNOUNCE THE NEXT PRESIDENT WILL BE DONALD J TRUMP

>ywn go paki bashing with Tommy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8sCrrUEQmFg

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any tories want there chin debating @ me

>>128276622
>It's great, hun! Let me take a photo of it.

Then I spend the evening jerking off over it.

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>>128277172
>>128277237

Hear hear, I quite like Corbyn as an individual but I could never bring myself to vote for labour as they are not a party for the working class but one of anti-British grievance.

>>128277562
I'm not anything except pro-whatever the fuck is in my interests. Tories emasculated Scotland and turned certain places into desolate wasteland which were formerly industrialised. The tory party is the Thatcher legacy club and it needs to be purged and destroyed. Corbyn is the closest to conservative we have in this election. He doesn't spend all the time piping up about bullshit non-issues like LGBTQwhatever. He cares about the people and nation and that much is obvious. Vote Corbyn.

>>128277267
>CTRL + H
>"I" to "i"
>CTRL + P
>'okay'

>>128277707

If I get asked I'm going to say Labour to make the polls as close as possible so the Tory voters make sure they vote, not that it's a problem because Tory voters tend to be reliable, Labour lose lots of votes if it's raining for christ's sake.

>>128275345
Not much happened, chilled on the steps of St Georges and watched for a bit but it was just a lot of shouting. Was hoping to see a bit of a scrap.

>>128277470
no you didnt at all. you can have a clear conscience.

my country is full of south americans and it is fucking funny when your country has 20% unempoloyment rate .

fuck south america dude

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>>128275515
>>128275788
Tory shills getting nervous lol.

And before that NZ anon asks, NO I DO NOT HAVE THE 2010 NUMBERS!

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Really like the Labour policy!

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>>128277887
>Corbyn is the closest to conservative we have in this election

Do normal people vote Labour

I mean if you took someone with the 2.2 kids, £26k a year, small city semi detached house and a backlog of ITV dramas on the Sky Box - do they vote Labour? Do they actually vote?

Who is voting Labour? How are they predicted to take 35 or so percent of the electorate?

>>128277887
>Corbyn is the closest to conservative we have in this election. He doesn't spend all the time piping up about bullshit non-issues like LGBTQwhatever.
Where's that corbyn diversity tweet when you need it? The one about unlocking the potential of our POC

>>128275345
Pictures of smug pakis when?

>>128277835
I think it's the people in his cabinet that put me off, Abbott, McDonnell, Thornberry, Long bailey, retard Rayner, Starmer etc

>>128277799
Tommy "Two Micks for parents" is the nearest thing you cunts have to an English patriot.
>Just

>>128277887

He cares more about the wogs than he does about the whites.

>>128277975
Labour do have some sense when it comes to Saudi Arabia and Israel.

>>128277971
Almost all of those were re-registering.

>>128278047
Him and Moz
>exactly the same

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>>128278047

>>128277887
Dunblane should happen every day with HD streaming to the rest of us for entertainment

>>128277999
If you don't realise this then you've swallowed up the tory neolib bait hook, line and sinker. This election is going to backfire on May something awful, and it's a punishment from God for her pride and arrogance in calling it in the first place.

>>128277975
Sure this will go down well in barrow

>>128278088
>>128277971

Also do you know that people that were registering that were already registered count in that statistic.

>>128277558
>>128277566
>>128277567
>>128277596
>>128277944

seems like I'm pretty much the only person here (Buckinghamshire, Wycombe District) who voted UKIP, they did pretty well last election

at least Labour gets fuck all here

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Labour have given me 4 leaflets despite this being how the seat goes

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>>128278166
forgot pic

>>128276018
>the Queen would probably invite May to set up a Government
And how long do you think that government would last without any legislation being passed?

Lads, report Limmy to twitter for racist abuse.

>These cunts on #bbcqt, I wonder how much they'd be into nukes if the subs weren't parked safely up in Jockland. Dirty English bastards.

https://mobile.twitter.com/DaftLimmy/status/871007341537361922

>>128277835
I've met a few lefties like Corbyn they do care for the working man, but only if that working man is not Ambitious, they need to be broken out of they're Marxist, Us and Them mindset.

>>128277667
>Martin "White" Power

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>>128277904
i was gona go smoke a j an watch but be arsed, knew nothing would happen

>>128278171
14000 seats up for grabs

>>128278027
Yes, my dad will still vote Labour because his dad voted Labour and he comes from Glasgow.
Despite the fact that he worked in London as a constable and will always comment on how bad immigration has been.
He's also pro-SNP and gets angry when I tell him Scotland would end up like Sweden.

It's strange because he'd be better off under Conservatives.

>>128278027
>the whole north " I've voted Labour all me life so I can't change my political opinion even if I hate the Labour party currently"
>students because "muh tuition fees".
>minorities because "muh free shit and bennies"
>poor people because "muh free shit and bennies"

>>128278208
Being this fucking soft. Call him a cunt.

>>128278027
>Northerners
>Faggots
>Vegans
>Foreigners
>Socialists
>Feminists
>Cucks

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Who do I vote for lads?

>>128277566
hes a big michael jackson fan

>>>128277477
yes mate, writing "weans" on SCROLLS when you want to talk about your children is a true mark of heritage. writing like ILLUMINATED BIBLES really shows that that bloke has deep ties of blood and soil.

you have to learn to separate the medium and the message. just because someone (((tags))) you 'our kid looking proper tops' on (((FB))) doesn't mean the cultural expression is invalid. stop letting the jews ruin everything, people in different places are different, speak and write differently, and that's the good and right state of affairs.

the distinction between typing (or more specifically messaging) and speaking is being erased by technology - we already have an 'online accent' desu. i don't understand why if the accent is embedded partially in Broca's area (speech) and partially in Wernicke's (word choice, understanding), then it would appear in both speech and written language.

It's a bit like you dn't know anything about this and you just don't like certain groups of people and would like a handy stick to beat them with while you feel superior for living in
>muh grandad's village
but making sure to write nice and proper like a good Eton (((goy)))

>>128278208
>implying the weapons are armed when in dock
>implying nukes can randomly detonate
Every time

>>128278138
>This election is going to backfire on May something awful
Where exactly are Labour going to make gains?

>>128278127
So you are pro censorship then
>great way to make a point

Vote May and get arrested for being active on "anti Semite" /pol/

>>128275512

Xenophiles need to be gassed.

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>every weekend
>thread on the main board about sex robots
>large numbers of poltards LITERALLY overjoyed about this
>cannot fucking wait for sex robots

Imagine how fucking far you'd need to fall to be genuinely excited about this. Giddy at the thought of fucking a shop mannequin that can talk a bit. I mean, to start with, where the fuck would you put it? Picture the scene: you're in a car accident, you're stuck in hospital and your parents or friends have to go to your house to get clothes for you. They open up the wardrobe and a life-size sex doll falls out like a fucking murder victim. Your mum is standing there, trying to put some pants in a bag, silently weeping at what her son has become while your fuck robot lies on the floor spouting all the weird shit you've programmed it to say.

>"RIM. MY. SHITBOX. NIGEL. SENPAI."

Kill yourself.

>>128278318

>Northerners

Not this election, also it's city cunts that vote Labour, the people who live in shitholes like Manchester and Birmingham.

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>>128278321
D E V O N
E
V
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>>128278357

Nope, it shows the state of Ireland.

>>128278356
this.

>>128278354
It's not our nukes they're worried about.

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How do we fix higher education?

>>128278321
Conservatives if the indie is running again, otherwise may as well vote UKIP

>>128278454
Do the Scottish seriously believe that in a nuclear war they would be left alone if they didn't have submarine bases?

>>128277172
>i don't understand parliamentary democracy the post
what is the Whip?

>>128278371
My fucking sides
>oh anon. You. Are. So. Big.
>create white. Babies. With. Me.
>day us bolt

Mum continues packing clothes in the background
>only we can save. The. White race. Senpai.

>>128278371
Imagine how fucking far you'd need to fall to be genuinely excited about this. Giddy at the thought of fucking a shop mannequin that can talk a bit. I mean, to start with, where the fuck would you put it? Picture the scene: you're in a car accident, you're stuck in hospital and your parents or friends have to go to your house to get clothes for you. They open up the wardrobe and a life-size sex doll falls out like a fucking murder victim. Your mum is standing there, trying to put some pants in a bag, silently weeping at what her son has become while your fuck robot lies on the floor spouting all the weird shit you've programmed it to say.

People have no idea how pathetic the idea of sex with dolls looks to most normal Human beings

>>128278429
You showed us the progressive way first lad. Pretty sure we held out many decades actually.
>(((modern))) Ireland is a net result of England's bullshit

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>>128278558

Higher education poisons young people's minds.

>>128278565
It would at least be a possibility. They would be the first ones hit in this case.

>>128278569
>implying labour MPs will follow the whip when corbyn rebelled hundreds of times in the past

>>128278586

Yeah everything's our fault, the eternal chip on the shoulder (but not in the stomach) ireland.

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>>128278371
Are you saying if you had one of those QTs under your bed, and no one would ever know, you wouldn't make sweet automated love to it?

>>128275370

>wahhhhhhh Corbyn won't speak to us Zionists because of the human attrocities commited by Israel l, wahhhhhhh

>>128278558
ban all shit subjects like art, media, drama music, sociology, gender and sexuality studies, police studies etc etc

>>128278405
Don't get your hopes up too much lad. The north always votes labour.

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>>128275550
i hope corbyn and trump get on

What are the twitter reactions going to be like on Thursday night when Labour get BTFO?

I can picture it now:

>THANKS FOR VOTING TORY YOU CUNTS I CAN'T REACH MY DISABLED FRIEND I THINK SHE'S KILLED HERSELF DIEEEE

>>128278658
>implying palis don't deserve it

>>128276902
this is beautiful shitposting

>I think it would be better if a group of hungry dogs told me how many of these sausages each person should receive, rather than COMUNIEST'S whom hate hungry doggs.

useful idiot posting is the best. keep it up man.

>>128278703

Not in North Yorkshire they don't. It's the urban areas just like around London.

>>128278645
Not everything is England fault but you filled your land with mudslimers and pushed gayness for decades before it hit these shores.
>like I'm wrong am I

>>128278138
>>128278356
Well?

Oh, right: you don't know because they won't.

>>128278758
Lots of stories that are bollocks like after brexit.
>These upper class guys called me a pooro cunt out of a car window then threw moet at me

>>128278321
Jesus, why the fuck is Claire so popular?

>>128278558
No fees for the useful subjects such as the sciences/maths/technology/engineering etc

20k fees for the useless ones like art/geneder studies/women studies etc.

Or just cut out all the useless ones instead and shift them to college.

>>128278798

Awful analogy.

>>128278658
>t. mohammad

>>128277079
you did it wrong newfag

Nig nog wog paki nige boris brexit mummy may wog nog ahmed pc gone mad nog wog pak boris page 3 nog pak nige best of British nog nige wog boris banter kek nice cuppa freddo wog nog nige pak

>>128278758
Hopefully like brexmas but even better.

I'll be staying up with you guys all night then "working" from home the next day. Wouldn't miss this for the world.

>>128277971
Do you have the 201- fuck.

I'm only really asking because that's the last time the yoof vote got "energised" because of #IAgreeWithNick so it would be a useful benchmark.

>>128276534
Kek, so long as you don't actually think we'll get a good deal. May will bend over when the time comes.

I've accepted defeat lads. Labour have united behind Corbyn and successfully managed to get the young to vote.

May has proved herself to be the most useless politician for some time.

Sad thing is Corbyn will make a lot of people hopeful, but he will be ousted by his party within a year and replaced by a Blarite stooge (looking at you Andy Burnham). People will feel very jaded, particularly the young. But most of all we will have the Tories on the back foot and their good work of the last few parliaments undone.

>>128278758
i find it hard to care who wins, until i remember how badly the lefties want the tories out. might have to watch a whole video by jahans to see his dramatic reaction

>>128278798
I'm a manager at a large corporation, i know what im talking about

>Protip
We actually care about our employees, contrary to what Leftist propaganda wants you to think

>>128278371
implying i could afford a sex doll and a house

>>128278648

I would fuck the skankiest, chubbiest, chavviest Tinder slag I could possibly find before I'd fuck a sexbot.

If you reach the point where you feel the need to regularly fuck a sexdoll, know that you're about an inch away from suicide. You'd have to be.

>>128278904
In 2010 we didn't have individual registration

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>>128278867
Is that a haiku?

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>>128278758
my birthday is on the 8th, booked the day off work for the 9th, I cannot wait

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>>128278612

It's true. I feel especially for young lads meme'd into going to uni for humanities because they are eloquent and articulate but don't have the wherewithal to realise they're being fed a load of subversive shite and come out of it as a self-hating loser.

>>128278939
All predictions but yougov have a tory majority.

>>128278917
Not just that but what is Mays definition of a "good deal"
>remember Cameron's version that led to the Brexit

>>128278808
They have a few decent areas for sure but there are a lot of dumb fuckers up north.

>>128275156
Was collecting my post when a labour leaflet came through my door. I posted it back out and the idiot campaigner started shouting and posted half their leaflets all though my door

Had fun burning them, hope they cost Labour a lot of money

>>128278632
>implying it's a bad thing if the only man in government who doesn't need to follow the Whip and in fact sets it, is the one with the balls to stand up for what he believes in

Blairite scum will fall in line or face momentum backed majority eradication. They claim to respect electability above all else, so either they adapt or die. This isn't Jeremy Corbyn's first time dealing with a massive number of crypto-(((tory))) traitors in his professional life, and the blairites will be getting YET ANOTHER brutal fisting if they can't keep in line.

>>128278939
Labour always get the young vote - it's how it always works - as soon as they are older and have a job earning any kind of money they vote conservative.

>>128275343
>Be me
>Under 25
>Register
>Send off postal vote
>Socialism here we come

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>tfw you realize £10 an hour is Labour's acceptable Maximum wage.

Any more than that and you are no longer good Communist and become the "Rich" they despise

>>128279112
To be fair, they're not even gonna win so lol

>>128279031
>Muh polls
Everything has turned against the Tories
This is the end

>>128279161

What does £10 an hour work out per year?

>>128279215
~21k

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>>128276599
>Daughter on the way
>The mother left me
Should i kill myself now or in 15 years?

>>128279207

Jeremy got BTFO by a northern audience yesterday, that says it all.

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>>128278851
She supports farmers in rural Devon, it's not a surprise that she's getting a lot of votes.

>>128279207
Polls always underestimate the tories.
DA YOOF VOTE is a perennial meme

A Tory "leader" that hasn't even got the nerve to debate someone as soft as Corbyn is not going to be able to face down the EU leadership, who are hard faced bastards.

>>128279215
About £19.5k, assuming a 37.5 hour work week.

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>not voting for are paul

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PLEASE vote Conservative on 8th June

Corbyn will absolutely ruin this country and the Tories are the only ones who can stop him

>>128278852
>>128278683

>art, music, literature, drama
>useless
oh tory boys when will you grow up

>>128279240

That's the starting wage for many graduates.

If a supermarket worker earns that heaven forbid what it'll do to graduate jobs they'll all emigrate.

>>128279215
>he can't do basic arithmetic
This is why the muslims are taking over your country, you uneducated brat.

>>128278746
well they are both civic nationalists so they'll agree on that at least.

>>128279265
Most of them were on his side

>>128279336

I don't know how much tax the poor pay.

New
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>>128275156
lads, urgency. Off topic but I need help

An army mate of mine is coming back from Afghan after spending 4 months there and he told me over the phone he's craving for seafood. Want to take him out to a seafood restaurant.

specifically in North London since that's where he's apparently landing at Heathrow from RAF Brize Norton. Want to pick him up from there.

Anyone know a decent place to hang out with? don't expect nothing posh like or to scummy. not a chippy, a proper resturant with like lobsters and shit

cheers boys

>>128279308
A vote for UKIP is a vote for labour now

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>>128279381

(you)

>>128275370
>Pol caring about Jews
If anything this gets Brit/pol/ to vote corbyn

>>128279311
>PLEASE

Hahaha..

>>128278855
nice argument.

>>128279215
Just on the threshold of not being enough to move out of your Labour voting area.

>Labour = 6D Chess

>>128278351
the internet is a global medium; there is no "local culture" here, it's existence indicates that local culture is on the way out

you can have local flavour text as the content of your messages all you want but it doesn't change the fact that the very existence of the medium you're using to communicate is what gives rise to "i have more in common with a software engineer in another country than i do with most people in my own country" as an acceptable and commonly held view

>>128279418
They were though. Bunch of lefty faggots up there mostly.

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>>128279308
Paul has declared Hillsborough upon the lefties. We will see a purple surge and then a pile of crushed lefty bones.

>>128278947
Its almost like leftist communist libtards think there is a magic money tree! There's no money left!! Pc gone mad kek nog paki brexit freddo nige nog wog boris!!!

>>128279320
>thinking art and music degrees are useful in anyway and justify 'free' tuition funded by the tax payer

top kek lad

>>128279551

Corbyn got BTFO by the based Yorkshiremen though, trident = rekt, IRA = rekt, shitty economic policies = rekt.

May got off lightly in comparison.

>>128279291
it is not her that will be doing the negotiating. She just stands up and gives sound bytes.

Whereas the communist in his amazing understanding of negotiating a deal has already said he will not leave without a deal.

>EU give us 6 gorillian
>Corbyn no I am not leaving without a deal.
>EU give us 8 gorillian
>Corbyn Yeah ok

Try and buy anything with that retarded logic and you will never get a good deal.

Anyone else gonna vote for Corbyn because their peers will bully and shun them if they vote Tory

>>128279130
why do we even call it a vote, it's totally irrelevant when it averages at 50% turnout of a group comprising 9 million which is extremely dispersed. Labour will get 75% of that so we are at 6 million votes moximum. UKIP got the same number of votes and virtually no seats in Parliament.

https://www.spectator.co.uk/2017/06/do-penises-cause-climate-change-discuss/

This is glorious lads give it a read

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>>128279291
>Who are hard faced Bast-