How to make this shit work?

Ops wanted to post it on /bant/, lol

>>128273680
newspaper and small pieces of wood to start fire, then throw in big pieces of wood, are you stupid?

>>128273680
somethingsomething jews somethingsomething

>>128273771
I'm from the city

>>128273680
It's looks like it's meant for burning coal, not wood. It's really small.

Ok cook top. Fire in second compartment. Clean ash from third comparment.
Now you gotta help me. Trying to save a dog. Least you could do is post somewhere. We could be a team

https://m.gofund.me/m5y4w-help-save-sasha

>>128273680
>he can't make a fire
What's to matter ruskie can't spear some vodka for the fire.
HAHAHAHAH!

>>128273680
female jews, they burn best. know this from my grandpa. but you don't know this, right? ;)

>>128273954
You are objectively stupid. Russian cities don't count as cities anyway.

>>128274673
>spear
who is the fucking retard?

>>128273680
Put the wood in there hoe, don't pack in too tightly so you can get some airflow going, throw some medical alcohol or gas or petrol and throw the match from a distance and take a step back quick.( make sure you don't have any flammable liquid on you and don't wear synthetic fiber.)

>>128274798
listen to him, he risked jail time in his country by telling you this

>>128275040
>SPARE
I made a typing error you cunt bong.

>>128273680
make sure you open the flu to the chimney- otherwise the house will fill with smoke

>>128273680
You put the Jew in the bottom hole.

>>128275120
>bong
ahahaha, you are literally of sub-human intellect

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>>128274483
>$1.4k
>It's such a large sum and impossible for me to afford. I called a few people to see if they could help and a friend recommended I create this fund to help me pay for the surgery, I recently quit my job, which I now regret, it was an environment where I could not gain an ounce of respect, and after being verbally attacked and deflated again for a someone else's mistake, I gathered my pride and I quit, and I was so happy to put that place behind me and move on. My plan was to live frugal while finding a job. Then lastweek my powersteering went out and that expense hurt my egg and now with this surgery I cannot afford to pay to save my best friend, and I just feel trapped and hopeless by my financial situation.

>tl;dr: She quits her job before having something else lined up, has so few savings that having the power steering done on her car means she can't afford a lapdog's surgery.
Fuck you. Don't quit your job unless you have something lined up or have shitloads in savings. Your dog is your fucking problem.
Also, respect is earned, bitch.

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>>128273680
Man i love the smell of a fireplace.
My dad made one in our apartment just for the bantz with nice stone and marble finishings.
He used to take to chop wood and we stored in the basement and in the winter time i would make the fire and it smelled so nice and comfy.

>>128274483
>https://m.gofund.me/m5y4w-help-save-sasha

>was going to donate
>notice it's a woman
Sorry, you're already living life on easy mode with the cheats enabled.

>>128275637
I have a fireplace in my apartment right now and wood+coal, I could make a fire right now, you jelly?

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>>128274101
No my mom said it's for wood, she left me alone in the house and went to work, but it's fucking cold here and the only thing i have here is that fucking furnace.

>>128274483
Oh that's really sad, if i could i would help. but i'm poor and banned everywhere except 4chan.

>>128274798
Unfortunately I have no jews around, except me, but i can't put myself into the furnace

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>>128276148
There are 30 degrees right now anon but yeah a bit jelly.
Post pics fagot

>>128276558
I could make a light fire, I got oak baby that wood smells great.

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>>128273680

Tell your house nigger to figure it out.

>>128273954
then the same way you light your trash barrels

>russian doesn't into fire
How are you not frozen

Take your hatchet and hack some splinters off the wood to use as tinder

>>128273680
Keep the bottom door allways closed

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>>128273954
>Russian city