Brit/pol/: Laurie Penny Edition

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>>128269999

Thoughts on our new Prime Minister?

>>128269999
Witnessed. Use archives

>https://youtube com/watch?v=oj9dA6E3fJw
https://hooktube.com/watch?v=oj9dA6E3fJw
>https://theguardian com/commentisfree/2017/jun/03/fridays-election-debate-panel
https://archive.is/4KAJC

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i would

>>128269999
nice get

>>128270131
Looks like the rape baby of a farmer and geography teacher

>>128270131
His marxist views are a bit like Theresa May's cunt

Doesn't fucking work

>>128270131
Not happening

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>>128269999
Plz drop some dank anti Corbyn memes because me dad is feeling down and needs a laugh

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>>128270213
savage lad

I really wish I could read French lads because I still don't understand how Macron's movement or his rise was possible and frogs tend not to post about french politics on /pol/

The whole thing seems fucky but I can't dig deep into it

VOTE

http://www.strawpoll.me/13102647

http://www.strawpoll.me/13102647

http://www.strawpoll.me/13102647

http://www.strawpoll.me/13102647

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>>128270131

If it was only him it might be bearable, but it's not.

>>128270300
Boris because who fucking cares at this point.

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>>128270213

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>>128270300
*leans toward you*

>>128270288
simple

everyone hates les republicains

everyone hats fn

everyone hates socialists

macron presents himself as an outsider (but really he is backed by hollande et al)

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>>128270213
leave mummy alone

lads how do i stop being in love

why can't my mind accept that i will be alone forever

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>>128270213

>>128270444
I know everything that's been put out by places like the spectator about Hollande fashioning him and Macron's non-existent past, but the whole thing still just strikes me as really weird

Shit like this, for example:

>On 10 April 2016, a few days after the movement's launch, Emmanuel Macron claimed 13,000 adherents.
>In October 2016, Macron affirmed that En Marche! was "neck and neck with the Socialist Party" in terms of membership after only "seven months" of existence. According to Mediapart, this included "many independents and executives, but few functionaries, farmers and unemployed people. Many of the members have never been engaged in politics.

>>128270300
Where's the MOGG?!

>>128270457
No Mao's little red book?

>>128270434
David 'feeling rapacious' Davis

>>128269999
I want to fuck Laura Barnett up the ass while she calls me Daddy.

>>128270360
Boris wants terrorists to take over Syria...

TORY CONTESTING JO COX'S SEAT MAKES A JOKE ABOUT 'BEING SHOT'

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4552492/Tory-fighting-win-Jo-Cox-seat-jokes-SHOT.html

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>You are rambling through the forest when a wild Abbottapotamus appears.

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>>128270213

>>128270587
It's all astroturf. They've astroturfed a movement and the mongs have fallen for it simply because they're not the PS, LR or the FN

>>128270744
The absolute madwoman

>>128269999
Theresa May
Looking at a fucking slaughter of labor in the election so decides to use the padding to push the fringe of her parties truly unpopular shit.
Miscalculates badly and is now looking at a hung parliament potentially losing the most winnable election in modern British history to a guy who actually wants to completely disarm Britain's nuclear arsenal with no reciprocal commitment from the other world powers.

How? how did she fuck this up?

https://youtu.be/JrShwgwpFtk

Does it taste like chicken?

>>128270288
Everyone hated the socialists, Le Pen is toxic and Fillon shit the bed after his corruption got found out.

Cucky Macron the Hollande acolyte was apparently the only option left.

>>128270777
I would divide and rule her.

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>>128270131
>>128270457

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>>128270777
Pull out the silver blade

>>128270828
>now looking at a hung parliament
Every prediction but yougov is a tory majority.

>>128270828
>is now looking at a hung parliament

This is an even bigger delusional fantasy than "Bernie can still win!"

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>>128270848
oh my god she fucking eats it too. disgusting

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If that white male fascist wins it will weaken our democracy as a whole! He's opening up a door way to a labour dictatorship by lowering the voting age to include school children who are still in the socialist indoctrination centers we call schools
I'm moving to Iceland!!
Literally shaking

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>It's June 9th
>Wake up early at 12pm to watch Mummy's victory speech
>Tune into my illegally acquired BBC News
>See this face outside No. 10

What do you do?

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>>128270213

>>128270828
The evil witch suggested that wealthy people should contribute a little bit to their own social care costs and maybe also pay for their own kids' school lunches.

The logical reaction to this is to vote for a communist rather than risk losing one's gibs.

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Well?
Why do twat conservatives who has not and will not work a day in his life and he comes on to question time going 'I'm a poor student I need zero hour contracts to feed myself'

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I love Scummy

AYYYO THARISA WHEN YOU GIB GIBS TO MUH NHS

>>128271090
That's not Ralph Lauren?

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What happened to the 2 Scoops DNP anon?

>>128271090
Like there aren't plenty of idiot students who waste their money on expensive clothes.

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A qt African woman I met in the street the other day just called me up and asked me to go to my local church tomorrow. Think I'm going to do it lads.

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>>128270213
WAS THAT THE BBC??!!

>>128271173
He admitted he was trolling later in the thread

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>>128270300
>no mogg

fucking kill yourself cunt

>>128271181
Kys

>>128271181
dumb frogposter

>>128271063
didn't she also want to censor the internet? (that policy has always been a winner)

>>128271152
>Polo Logo
>Not Ralph Lauren

you wot

>>128271181
how big was her arse? i would only fuck a black woman if her arse formed a 6 inch deep shelf when she stood up.

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huh, wow, big if true..

>>128270300
Would may resign on a hung parliament?

>>128271090
He didn't pretend to be poor, he pointed out that there are benefits to flexible work contracts for students

>>128271271
The only source on that was buzzfeed news

>>128271293
looks like it has potential if we can clean it up and release it late at night the night before the polls open for maximum effect

>>128269999
She's a proper cunt

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LOVE MUMMY

>>128271271
Few people really care about that.

Gibs are tangible. Privacy and freedoms are not.

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>>128270558
you need to brainwash yourself into not being a fucking faggot

it's tough ofc

work out, become smarter, increase your value and self-worth

>>128271179
This is the strange thing loans have encouraged.

Before fees, students used to go around in charity shop stuff and basically subsist for three years. Now its all high fashion, coffee shops, expensive night clubs etc. Student subculture doesn't really exist, they blend in with townies.

Have some sympathy towards some student debts but not much for those incurred in living expenses. Most seem to have to take a standard of living cut when they actually get a job.

>>128271482
why don't people spam "daddy" and stuff when we have male leaders??

fucking sexist piece of shit scum bloody bastard

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>>128271257

Why the hate lads? It was a nice chat and a nice gesture on her behalf.

>>128271289

Can't remember desu m8 but she was pretty slim

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>>128270558
Masturbate to cartoons

>>128271541
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I CAN'T SPEND £6 A DAY IN PRET??

>>128271541
but i need both an ipad, a macbook pro and a standalone desktop in order to complete my information techology degree............

>>128271699
>information techology degree.
More like my hispanic history of art degree

>>128270989

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yUVAYRkdvfc

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fMKsR_wUSfA

http://news.sky.com/story/lib-dem-stunt-mocking-spoof-estate-agency-may-co-backfires-10902440

>But the proprietor of the actual May & Co insisted he was still waiting for an apology from his local Lib Dem candidate Sir Vince Cable who, Mr Yianni revealed, had now "lost my vote".

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>>128271541

girl I know has spent £0 on her course and her entire loans on getting wankered every other night

tbf she's doing english lit so it's a meme course anyway

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>Tory_Boys_on_Thursday_night_Mocking_Mom_entum_cunts.webm

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>Corbyn
>not /our guy/

Man i can't wait for june the 9th to btfo the socialist wankers on Facebook. Gonna be like the aftermath of brexit all over again kek.

>>128271859
the fuck is this?

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>>128271859
>supporting evil dictators that use gas on civilians and threaten the existence of Israel

>>128271830
>We live in a world where people actually think someone having to sell their home in order to pay for their own care is unfair

>>128271830
The utter state of the lib dem campaign

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>>128271959
this lad

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Reminder that if you say anything bad about this intelligent and charming african goddess you are nothing but vile racist
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qgdz8cDBEPs

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>yfw Tories are playing ∞D chess and playing it so that they still have a significant majority, but not enough that it would be a crushing defeat for Labour so that Corbyn stays on

Really makes you think lads

>>128271964
But the state should have to wipe my arse!

Germany AWAKE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oRBgbl6r2ks

>>128271541
Yeah this is very true, I know people who go clothes shopping when their loan comes in and end up spending around £200 on clothes in a day.

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>>128271964

Why the fuck should we have to pay for photos? NHS should pay for that.

>>128272062
£200 does you a whole wardrobe if you wait for a good sale.

>didn't eat at all yesterday
>wake up this morning
>feel better then I have in months
>not even hungry
lads, forget politics. /nofood/ is the ultimate redpill.

>>128272025

A majority of about 60-80 with Labour getting more votes than under Millipede is the best possible outcome for Tories.

>>128272020
Paul Mason is a weapons grade prick

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>>128272047
>german nationalism
Wheres bomber Harris?

>>128271843

Yeah I lived with people that blew their student loan in two weeks, buying flatscreen tvs, games consoles, takeaways and clothes. They would then result to stealing and begging for food and money the rest of the term either from their parents.

One of the worst things I saw was this lefty girl who's parents worked for he BBC she had a Mini and always applied for the hardship grant, she had no shame in taking the money that was meant to be for emergencies just so she could have a few extra nights out at the end of term and buy a new dress from Topshop.

They hadn't even worked over the summer where after summer holidays I normally went back with a good £3000 of my own money in the bank.

>>128271927
Go back to plebbit you fucking retard

>>128270300
>No Mogg
Dropped.

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>>128272109
Fucking parasites filling this country up tbph.
>‘Bread and Circuses’ is the cancer of democracy, the fatal disease for which there is no cure. Democracy often works beautifully at first. But once a state extends the franchise to every warm body, be he producer or parasite, that day marks the beginning of the end of the state. For when the plebs discover that they can vote themselves bread and circuses without limit and that the productive members of the body politic cannot stop them, they will do so, until the state bleeds to death, or in its weakened condition the state succumbs to an invader—the barbarians enter Rome.

>>128272109
What the fuck do you want a scan picture for?

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>>128271959

>gas bourgs
>destroy jews
>like smth bad

Oh (You)

>>128272161
oh fuck off you memeing cunt

>i don't know what this photo of corbyn was taken for
>HURR YOU MUST BE FROM REDDIT

stupid fucking sub-human paki

>>128272109
>1 picture for £4

Imagine actually complaining about this

>>128272230
As a momento I guess? It's literally £4 there though.

>>128272230

To put on Normiebook and boast to their pleb mates that they got up the duff.

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>>128271959

>>128272230

so you can have it as your facebook cover photo just above your job listed as "full time mummy!! xo" innit

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>It's 10 o'clock and I can now announce our exit poll shows Labour wins a majority

what does /britpol/ do?

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We're in big shit, an unknown group of hackers have worked their way into the Refinery Mainframe and spread a virus through a loophole that only exists in Microsoft BD.

The blood has stopped boiling. A national state of emergency is soon to be following this message. We are working around the clock to resolve this issue.

>>128272274
If you cannot recognise the central figure of that photo then you are absolute irredeemable trash or underageb&. There is literally zero excuse not to recognise the central individual in that photo. Even reddit trash could tell you who it is.

Either way, fuck off, you clearly have nothing to contribute here

>>128272338
>Not funding both sides in any conflict so long as they pay in advance.

>>128272134
This. It's also the best outcome for a hard Brexit. If May got a majority of 150-200 she wouldn't have to appease committed Brexiters.

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>>128272369
Continue shitposting because May hasn't closed the internet down.

>>128272411
Holy shit I can imagine how furiously you typed that. You pathetic cunt, did you really assume I didn't know that was Assad in the middle? You really are the fucking retard here, you're embarrassing yourself. That wasn't even my fucking question lmao

>>128272369
Grab my noose and head to my designated gallows tree.

>>128272406
are you the one who always makes these? Keep the memes coming lad

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>>128272147
And here you are shit posting 4chan while that "dumb girl" is now happily married with two kids and a small business selling cakes. Ha ha ha.

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>Labour party just knocked on the door

swiftly told them where to go

>>128272365
Omg congratulations, shes so cute! Omg this is really nice! Omg it's reali gud u havin baby, evn tho ur on benefits nd it'll ruin ur already shitty life

>>128272109
Holy shit. You mean it's almost as if things cost money.

>>128272290
When I go on holiday and get a memento I don't expect to get it for free or complain that I have to pay for the pointless piece of shit.

It provides no medical benefit so why should the NHS pay for it.

>>128272115
Students aren't that fiscally responsible m8

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>>128272365
>full time mummy

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Jez we can

>>128272109
>Fucking Tories not funding the NHS, but fuck this machine which helps fun the NHS.

>>128272508

Actually she's now in a mental health hospital as she tried to commit suicide after her parents both died of cancer.

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>>128269999

I wish for just 5 minutes women could be objective about themselves. They'd all collapse simulatneously from the perfect storm of self-awareness and their congenital convoluted interpretation of reality.

Laurie penny is a characature of an empowered womun from a fucking Austin Powers movie.

>>128272575
I have to be since if I run out of loan money my parents don't have a load to bail me out.
>tfw a £1 bag of oats with some milk lasts you weeks

>>128272630
Good.

Just nipping down to the shop. What shall I get for lunch lads?

>>128272692
Can of Dr. Pepper and a Holland's Meat Pie on a Teacake desu

the dream

>>128272692
An 8 ball of crack

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>>128272692
Grab us some Brannigans while you're out lad.

>>128272627
Don't forget the parking charges anon!

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Latest from YouGov

HUNG
U
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>>128272752
Wrong!

>>128272837
Are they still assuming 65% youth turnout?

>>128272692
>Ginsters chicken & bacon slice
>White chocolate bueno
>Irn bru

I'm going to Morrisons for a meal deal. What should I get?

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>>128272837
oh sheeeeiiiitt

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>>128272752

i prefer this shit

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>>128272692

A rib eye steak and asparagus and tenderstem broccolli

>>128272837
Post methodology

>>128272667
That's the kind of attitude students should have but these are the kind of people that act as if the loan is just free money that they can use on fucking anything without consequence because Mummy and Daddy will shore up the bill. Also overdrafts shouldn't be allowed for students 2bh as it just encourages idiotic spending like having Domino's twice a week.
I'm also a student btw

>>128272886
no - being yougov it is based on 156% turnout. Then after the election, they will publish another article about why their polling is dog shit

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>>128272837
YesGov, keep building their hopes up. I want to see a meltdown of epic proportions on the 9th.

>>128272900
>>128272837
Still not enough for much Progressive Alliance though

Unless Sinn Fein get involved

>>128272873
>posts a biscuit
they're banging mate, but not crisps.

>>128272837
Methodology pls, do they still have retarded seat projections like last time?

>>128272924
overrated tbph.

>>128273020
Oh shit I never noticed that before.

>>128273041
*individual seat projections

>>128273041
Given after the 2015 election they completely fucked up and then last year Brexit they completely fucked up they prove that they are unable to learn from mistakes - so their methodology is almost irrelevant because they will also be fucked up.

>>128273041

It was based on a projection using the Momentum-Diane Abbot Electoral Model.

>>128273145
Are they still using 75 people per seat?

>>128272837
>further apart voting intention than before
>seat estimate worse than the tories
lolwat

>>128271583
stupid frogposter

>>128273182
kek - 1 Labour vote translates into 30 votes and then the Abbo algorithm is applied which leads to 160 million votes for Labour - almost three times the population of the country.

>>128273041

Its a meme methodology invented by pro tories to scare more pensioners into voting

>>128272837
Also
>lib dems gaining seats
And that's how you know this is bullshit

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>>128273020
People are ridiculous, anything that comes in a bag is crisps. I dated a swiss girl for a while, vegetarian, just LOVED these British "crisps". Didn't have the heart to tell her tbqh, wonder if she's still blissfully enjoying them.

>>128269999
>bomb people
>bomb the funeral of those who died
>bomb the funeral of the funeral attendees
>people no longer go to funerals
>a part of islamic tradition is now gone
>profit???

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vote Labour

>>128273385
Hang yourself Ahmed. Mistaking Pork Scratchings for crisps is not the same as assuming those Fish 'n' Chips are when they're salted and are sold with all of the crisps.

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>>128273385
>skittles are crisps
you're a bellend

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>I have just been to Buckingham Palace, where Her Majesty The Queen has asked me to form a new government, and I accepted.

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FUCK

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>>128273582

>>128273582
Don't joke about that you sick, sick man

>>128273582
All hail Lord Milkman

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What are the odds of Labour overtaking the Cons in the next week?

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>>128273495
We have 5 days to save ARENNAYCHESS

>>128272147
Unwise spending often went on in the past, I know someone who bought a Fender Jazz bass new and got scurvy.

Its more stuff like, I go somewhere nice for dinner as a treat and its packed out with students who are apparently regulars.

Swallow hard and pop into a nice clothes shop because Primani has let me down, its full of students with armfuls of shopping bags.

These used to be no-go areas and by the reverse of the coin, part of gentrification for the rest of us is that student populations used to guarantee you some useful cheap options for takeaways and the like. Now it seems to double the prices.

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Well I wish I was in Dixie desu lads

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>>128273631
we had a good run lads. we ruled the fucking waves. but it's over now.

>>128273673
Unlikely

>>128273495
Thats going to trigger r9k something rotten.

>>128273495
I don't get what's so wrong with contracting stuff out if it's still free?
Most of europe has private hospitals and government insurance.

>>128273699
>Dixie

It's niggersville now.

>>128273631
>>128273710
Fake

>>128270588
>>128271233
He doesn't want to be a minister, let alone PM.

>>128273673
Maybe in a yougov poll, but unlikely elsewhere

>>128273631
Why is UKIP that low?

>>128273631
You fucking had me there for a second

>>128273830
A shame

>>128273385
>crisps

Roast beef and mustard are the shit, but so is Cheeseburger from Utz

And at least I don't live in a surveillance state as odious as yours -- you stupid motherfuckers actually endorse gov't busywork.

>>128273805
>>128273805

um, no sweetie

https://twitter.com/britainelects/status/870270491952640000

New polls after 5pm.

>>128272692
Get a Big Soup lad

>>128273699
everything American just totally disgusts me at this point

Who else is quitting their job and signing on when Labour win?

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DROPPING MOGGS

>>128273846
UK voted to leave so people see them as having fulfilled their purpose

>>128273877
>2 days old

>>128273776
i agree we should place our vital public services in the hands of (((global capital))) instead of having it be run by british governments

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Lads, here's a picture of the shirts being sold at the Indymarch in Glasgow today.

>>128255553

Sometimes venturing out of brit/pol doesn't give me cancer.

>>128272837
May is an utter fuck up. Bye bye Brexit.

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>>128273777

Hard to argue with those trips but I'm sure it's not all WUZington

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3IJ05QntXQ

>>128273495
>Virgin Care
ruh roh. back in the before times when i was employed, this was my job - carving up parts of the NHS in NW to palm off to virgin care. I wrote contracts, made clinical plans, wrote protocols, ordered drugs, hired staff for MDT etc. It's an absolute farce, both on the government end (tendering process is a money hose for SME), on our end (the middle men that carve it up, staffed by smart-but-unrelatedly-so people like me working 0 hour contracts, usually remotely), and Virigin care itself which is THE MOST INCOMPETENT outfit i've ever worked with (and i've worked with london estate agents so that's saying something)

you're gonna die early so Richard Branson can send James Murdoch an extra young Mexican hooker for christmas. good luck bud.

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>>128269999

>>128273937
>still replying

I have won, truly

>>128273946
Most of europe has privatised hospitals m8

>>128273776
>this. even if you agree that people should pay tax towards 'free' healthcare, it doesn't neccesarily follow that the state should be the one providing the service.
if we're going to have universal healthcare, education etc i would rather it was all privately run with vouchers being given to those who can't afford to pay.

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PRESS THE BUTTON JEREMY!

>>128273961
heavy riddy at any cunt walking about with a tshirt like any of those

>>128273500
>Mr. Porkys
>Not salted
>Not sold with the crisps
Well, maybe not in the halal isle you fucking wog.

>>128274017
ah yes, i want to be more like (((europe)))

>>128274018
ignore the greentexting

>>128273961

Pure cringe

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>>128272837

>>128273495
>implying this is bad in any way

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>>128269999
Vote Tory

>>128274126
Except, you know, lefties all worship their socialism

>>128273946
You can choose not to buy from (((Global capital #1))) and buy form (((Global Capital #2))) because it has a better price/quality.

Back from the shop lads got myself the following
>chicken mayo sandwich
>walkers max flame grilled steak
>Pepsi max cherry
>bananas
>shortbread

There was no chicken and bacon ginsters. Gutted.

>>128274074
Whenever I see them they're always either on the end of the isle with the rest of the trash or behind the counter with the fucking novelty "beef jerky"

I wouldn't know what the halal
>aisle
would even look like you illiterate fucking sandnigger.

>>128274018
>>128273776
please see my post here>>128273987

insofar as you can ever learn anything 'specifically behind the scenes' of political relevance on this board, this is it. I honestly could type for hours about the insane waste, inefficiency, and recklessness going on at VC and their march on the NHS in greater manchester and beyond. please reconsider your opinions on this matter, because it really is too important to be confused on.

>>128273495
>virgin care
absolutely btfo

>>128274231
>eating the same food as blacks and apes

fuck sake lad

>>128274249
I'm not saying virgin are good at all. Just wondering why everyone is so obsessed with the NHS like some US style system is the only alternative.

>>128271159
I blame the 90's and Nsync

>>128274231
I bought a lovely lattice pork pie, some nice cheese and some excellent pink lady apples from Morrisons earlier and had a selection of cuts from them on a plate with a nice glass of ice cold milk

>>128274231
lol you fucked up bigtime idiot

>>128274158

Thats actually pretty good

Ashame i cant use it on anybody in my country stepping up to the plate because the political environment has turned toxic

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What have the Conservatives ever done for us?

also

>Chaos at EDL demo as anti-fascist protesters clash in Liverpool streets - updates


http://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/news/liverpool-news/police-edl-liverpool-lime-street-13132271

>>128274395
raised by NEETbuxx

>>128274344
Bananas are good lad, they make me poo regularly.

>>128270333

>"Ho! You've killed my sister's rabbit, you wretched commie"

fucking lost it

>>128274364
it's being sold and privatised

>>128274395
You missed the part about them building loads of food banks so the poor and homeless can eat for free.

>>128274364
Having a state-run health service is inherently more cost-efficient (in terms of both quantity and quality of care) than outsourcing to corporation run services and then footing the bill.

>>128274231
Sounds like you been to the co-op and grabbed the meal deal.

>>128274022
Really was a pointless question desu, i thought the 7way debate was better than the QT session.

>>128272579
>>128272365

>Full Time Mother

Absolutely nothing wrong with this you muppets.

>>128270131
Useful idiot to neo-liberalism.

Would go a long way if he perfusely appologised for what has been going on in campuses and said he will disband "momentum".

CON: 351
LAB: 219
SNP: 50
LDEM: 7
PC: 3
UKIP: 0
GRN: 1

Thoughts?

>>128274462
it's not, the services are just being subcontracted to private companies. that's not what privatisation is.

>>128274430
imagine going back in time by 2-3 years and telling people that street violence between facists and anti-fascists had become background noise

>>128274540
Seems fairly realistic

>>128274513
You're either GHCQ or have excellent knowledge of meal deals.

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>>128274232
>Whenever I see them they're always either on the end of the isle with the rest of the trash or behind the counter with the fucking novelty "beef jerky"
Life in Rotherham, the post.

>isle
Kek, yeah m8 I'M the illiterate sandnigger.

Now sod off.

>>128274540
Few too many lib dems and SNP I think. Add a few to both lab and con

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>>128270131
This cunt will never be pm

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>>128274540
UKIP will take South Thanet

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>>128270131
>the new Prime Minister

>>128274395
1) Are those figures adjusted for inflation?
2) The values should be expressed as a percentage of the GDP, since they all naturally follow with GDP growth. The percentage is the honest indicator of whether progress has been made.

>>128274430
Can't wait for the next viral photo!!!

>>128270300

Boris because we need a TRUE alpha as prime minister

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LqkFNLWymBk

>>128274564
it's not there's to sell

>>128274430
It's a shame the EDL just seem like utter retards and bored hooligans,

>>128274540
probably about right, Labour may come a little lower though.

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>>128274231
>The current year of our lord
>eating processed goyfeed and not sticking to the iron pill diet

You are what you eat, sort yourself out lad.

>>128274540

Take 50 off Tory and add it to Labour then it will look spot on

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>>128274391

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>>128270213

>>128274364
because if the options are
A: NHS
B: US style corporate clusterfuck
C: Any other style of healthcare

A is preferable to B. C is preferable to B. C may or may not be preferable to A depending on your views.

but if you already have A, and you suspect the other guy wants B; it's hard to give a shit about the people supporting them who keep saying 'but what about C!

>>128274395
Nice that 2010 was basically after the crash.

Also missing the total debt which shot upto 1.5tril under the tories and borrowing too which also shot up.

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>>128274074
Its usually not sold with the rest of the crisps on the shelves because its not as popular, companies who make these have to pay for shelf space. so bobbys usually sell on those hanging things that they have at the end of shelves to save on money.

Also the fish n chips one is a savoury biscuit.

T i make them.

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>>128272510
Absolutely based I'm stealing your Nuttall

>>128274685
TAKE THAT BACK OLD BOY

>>128274707
Lad, I'm open to criticism, but not insanity

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>>128270271
I got this senpai hope your old man gets better

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>>128274742
Of course total debt went up they inherited a deficit of 160bn pounds

>>128274742
Borrowing hasn't gone up. It's down from £160 billion to £43 billion
>MUH DEBT
Deficit is what's important here. To eliminate it instantly would have been impossible.

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>>128274581
Thanks

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>>128270271

>>128274742
I hope you didn't expect the Tories to eradicate the deficit instantly

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>>128274742
So you're saying we should have cut harder and faster?

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>>128274457
>Other nations will never get the Sunday Sport

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This person approaches you and says "Inshallah brother, I am no longer Mohammed, I am now Aisha. I hope you will accept me."

What would you do?

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>>128270136

>>128274395
>posts unadjusted figures
yawn. It's like theresa at the debate last night...
>We are raising funding to it's highest ever level!!!!!

well yeah, it's a bit like having a baby (not that she'd know). Month on month, year on year the amount of food you give him goes up as he grows, but if you are consistently under-nourishing him, he will grow up weak and retarded (like our country!). Hers is the defence of the child abuser who says - 'Well I plan to pay the highest rents ever on keeping this little cunt in the fritzl fun soft play house!' uh well done, but could you possibly STOP FUCKING IT?

https://twitter.com/JmeBBK/status/870267107921076224

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>>128274950
Report to xir parents for xir honour killing

>>128271859

Corbyn is 5'9"

Shit photoshop, lad.

>>128274987
How has it not been banned yet?

>>128272630

That's pretty sad desu

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>>128275032

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>>128273495
>vote Labour
You can kiss Brexit goodbye If labour wins.
Then it's back to exploitation and undeserved poverty for the general population.

>>128273495

Kek virgin care.

We could do with some of that here.

>>128275100
did you call him a nigger?

New
>>128275156

>>128275156

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>>128275032

tbf this is pretty bants kek

>>128275106
The only party that wants to reverse Brexit is set to get single-digit constituencies

>>128275097
https://hooktube.com/watch?v=8js3H3zhhdc

>>128275227
ha... nice.

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>tfw never been replied to by Norway Bot

>>128275201
Labour will keep us in the single market

>>128273776

>have a complicated medical problem
>have to phone the NHS for advice
>get put through to a non-medically trained Indian who can only speak stock phrases and is confused by medical terms
>shit your pants while on hold for half an hour as they ping you about their call centre
>somewhere in the Caribbean, a smiling Richard Branson pours another margarita - his fifth of the day and it's not even lunchtime yet
Sounds great.

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How can we believe these polls when this shit comes out?

>>128275097
>wanting the archivebot banned

what is wrong with you

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>>128273495
You're really local! But I'm voting Tory, soz