Sex Robots Are Coming, and They're Not as Skeevy as You Think

>>128266598
BRRRRRRRAAAP

>>128266598
What kind of fucking stance is that? I'm seriously aggravated.

>>128266833
BRAAAAAAPose

>>128266757
*INHALES*

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>>128266598
>click link
>ugly, disgusting doll
>old
>skin intentionally made to look blemished and bad in general
Why? You have the power to create the perfect woman. Why not use it?

>>128266757
brap posting will never die. fuck ai sex robots if they are not tay

>>128266598
god i wish i was in her butthole *yiffs*

>>128266984
Roasties are tards. Its like how western game design is full of mandatory ugly women.

>>128266598

>A jew shilling sex robots on a board full of nazis who blame jews for the destruction of the modern family and white genocide.

Mighty decent of ya kike. Mighty decent of ya.

>then: bread and circuses
>now: avocados and sex robots

>>128267122
this. so fucking typical.

>>128266598
JEW BE GONE

we don't want degeneracy here or in our nations.

>>128266927
roll

Nobody can deny that the future is going to be fun as hell.

Furry, brony, anime

All will be made into highly detailed beautiful robots that only service your every desire.

Actual women are going to be worthless. They should be upset, because soon they will go from 80% unmarried to 98%.

Give any man with above room temperature IQ the choice, and he will toss that arrogant and ugly "woman" out into the streets.

Get ready for the biggest sperg moment in history as the last bastion of women's power and influence (sex) gets trumped.

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>>128266598
great
it's will make money enough to develop their body more flexible for evade bullet and kill us in the future

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>>128267076
tb h all sexbots should look like this

>>128267676
men will finally be free

>>128267846
atlre you that one kraut who kept posting borderline CP?
weren't you banned?

>>128267994
>are you*

>>128267994
No idea what you're talking about.

>>128267846
good taste, hans. hope mama merkel doesn't v& you for the loli though

>>128268115
oh, my bad then

>>128267676
Sexbots without SJW AI will be illegal. Have fun in prison, anon. Girls rule the world! ;-)

>>128267676
What a great time to be alive.

>>128269096
wonder how they'd check for cracked AIs if they can run offline

>>128267676
>Implying guys who gets off on Furry, Brony, Anime are worth anything in a good society

>>128266598
They are as skeevy as I program them to be.

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>>128266598
Nice ass, I have seen this picture around from years ago and still no sauce

>>128266598
>BRAAAAAAAAAAAAP
*sniffs deeply*
>BRERRRRAAAAAAAAAPPPP
*leaks precum whilst inhaling gaseous fecal matter*
>BBBBBBBRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPP
*cums*

>>128269450
>implying its part of a set
>implying its part of a video
boy you sure are stupid

>>128266833
it's like a porn stance where they get weird to show the cock, except in this case it's the gun.

Sex bots will only be allowed in Europe and maybe Canada. Conservative governments will ban them. Most normal people won't care.

>>128266598
>implying I'd want fake women when I can get the real thing.
Only losers that can't get the real thing want this and that's a fact.

>>128266598
>have the opportunity to make the perfect female form
>give it blemishes, painted on eyebrows, and make it wear makeup
why

well, at least once this shit goes commercial for real the free market will fix it

>>128269644
>what are internet attention whores and instagram sluts
kys newfag

>>128266927
ROLLING

>>128266598
We just need to ship millions of these to Africa in the name of curbing overpopulation.

>>128266927
rollo

>>128266927
Yeah alright let's roll

>>128270321
>women are so precious
>only muh losers can't get the real thing
white knighting cuck spotted

>>128266927
??

>>128270815
Give a african a functioning car and he'll take it apart to build or fix his shitty mud hut same thing with a sex robot best way to quell the population would be either chemical or biological

>>128270599
no you kys original mexican

>>128266927
roll

>>128266757
what do braaaps taste like?
>>128271515
just quarantine it off and let them fight it out mad max style

>>128266598

I wonder what her ass smells like.

>>128272060

Bags of salty milk.

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It doesn't matter what the sexbot looks like when you combine it with a VR headset.
$10,000 sex dolls will be taboo, but tons of guys will have sex toys to use in combination with their VR toys.
I'd like to get one of those $200 fake butts one day, that has the back-vag.

>>128266927
rall

>>128266927
Roll

>>128266598
Yeah I'm not interested in something that can mechanically malfunction and squeeze my dick in half. Atleast I woman I can punch back if she does that.

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>>128266598

>>128271056
T.omega male spotted.
Don't know how many screws you have lose to find the prospect of putting your cock into something that isn't alive enticing. You may as well dig up a dead body and fuck it, you degenerate.

>>128266984
>>128266927
>>128267846
Reminder that all anime watching manchildren should be purged from the human genepool.

>>128273630
Based burger.

>>128266927

B&

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>>128266927

For my waifu.

>>128271887
the best godly taste you have ever tasted. makes your dick cement hard also.

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>>128273630
nice try reddit, we were here before you and your normie friends

Op is Remy LaCroix from a Brazzers shoot wherein she fired an AK, a Glock and then got assfucked.

>>128266598

If women hadnt priced themselves out of the market tis wouldn't have happened. Im 6'3" visit the gym errrry day, 215lbs, have a full time job, a MSEE from UC, and twice the median income of an american household.

I still havent had sex in 6 months and havent been on a date in .... 2months?

robots are looking pretty sexy by now.

>archive 0 of 0
Fucking niggars

>>128274015
Implying reddit isn't a more suitable place for you man children

>>128274015
Ah who am I kidding? A manchild like you will never reproduce anyway.

Oh sure, everyone suspects military death robots
AI to clean your house is suspicious as fuck too
and we can't have super computers because they're obviously evil.

No one suspected the robopocolypse to come from the sex robots...

>>128266927

rollin

>>128273630
it's not that they should, it's that it does happen to be like that

and as you're too retarded to distinct, you also apply on the same group

>>128274132
>doesnt fuck dates
beta

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>>128266598
I'm all in, goyim.

>>128266598
Stacies about to be btfo
Matriarchy about to be btfo

>>128273267
Why have the real thing , when the non real it s easyer to take , and has 0 negative things . Real thing is a mess

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>>128274238
>>128274279

>>128274132

Similar situation here, I just don't have much time, I'm flirty but not nigger tier.

3 days later, she is on a dick on some thugfag

>>128274639
>being a normie is bad
Implying you can't be a normie on the outside and an autist on the inside.
Half autism is always better than full autism.

>>128266927
Rolling

>>128266927
Roll

Good.
If this even just shuts up the entitled harpies that think all men are just around to serve their fat ugly personality devoid selves, then this is great news.

>>128275169
Faking it isn't the same as being a normie. Also, back to plebbit.

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>>128266598
>Abyss Creations LLC

what did they mean by this?

>>128275537
Didn't say to fake it, I said don't be a full autist.
And you belong on plebbit.

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>>128266927
you forgot someone

>>128275169
Half autism is worse in my opinion. The self awareness is the killer.

>>128266927
rollling for 8

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>>128266598

Sexbots & Artificial Wombs are certainly going to change things.

They are also part of the Trans-humanist Agenda.

http://archive.4plebs.org/_/search/subject/knowledge%20bomb/username/anonymous5/tripcode/%21%219O2tecpDHQ6/

>>128266927
What went wrong in you development?
Low test? Beta dad? Bullied in school? No friends? Coddled by mummy?

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>>128275871

>>128275871
Smelly dumb larper scum

>>128275992
you're in the shill database now eggy, better pack ur shit

>>128275992
Saved for future bantz

>>128275871

AW SHIT HE'S BACK

When's the next KB gonna drop?

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>>128274132
I haven't touched a woman in 4 years. It gets worse and worse with time. I don't know what state I'll be in in a year or two. I want to experince the touch and smell of a woman again, even that is too much to ask.

>>128266833
>What kind of fucking stance is that? I'm seriously aggravated.

It's the bumpfire stance. It won't improve your aim (spray and pray), but it will make you fire faster and it's a lot of fun.

>>128276515
Go join the caliphate, I heard you get 72 virgins at the end of the road

>>128267676

I hope this happens. More real pussy for me while the neet fat fucks fondle their jizz soaked realdoll robots

>>128267676
>Actual women are going to be worthless.
Implying anyone that isn't a basement dwelling autist wants fake women.
>Give any man with above room temperature IQ the choice
Implying your IQ isn't below room temperature.

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>>128266757
why are you doing this, fellow citizen

>>128266927
GIVE IT TO ME BABY

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if i ever get a robot I just want it to be cute and not look like a fucking human with gross skin and shit

>>128266598

damn that's a big ass

>>128266927
rollercauster

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>>128267994
Rabbits are for breeding

>>128277008
Well ... as long as it can suck my dick

>>128274484
*BBRRRRRAP*

test

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While i sounds like a good idea on paper im pretty sure id be scared to sleep in the same house as one of these things, it might get hacked and kill me in my sleep. .

>>128267676
Except then they'll make male ones for women. Checkmate.

>>128274132
> be super weeb
> dm dnd
> code as a hobby
> no gym, just decent metabolism and watch my diet and activities
> last got laid... 7 hours ago?

I guess I'm just an objectively superior being.
Darwin wouldn't lie, boys.

>>128266927
>what am i doing with my life
roll

>>128277634
Who would bother killing an autistic virgin neet?

>>128266598
Maybe I'll finally lose my v card.

>>128277680
Women don't want that.

>>128275871
go home frank

>>128277804
These are probably the people who don't consider weeb and gamer girls as "real humans". So they go to the gym and brag about their income then maybe orbit some female at their workplace. But as they have no hobbies or do anything to interact with women they just cry here that they have money and looks and women still don't flock into their bedrooms randomly.

>>128277949
Neither do most men.
The thought of sticking my cock in a junk of metal shrivels my cock.

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why make it look real? i want an anime waifu

>>128277949
Oh yes they do. You have no idea.

>>128278302
No woman, unless she's some feminist dyke, would want a fake cock over a real one.

>>128266927
rolllllllll

>>128266927
REROLLLL

>>128277680
can the male ones also go out and make money and pay the bills too

then eventually we will have male led sexbot armies vs female led sexbot armies

>>128274279
You even talk like a bitter old hag. With 5 nigger chilluns from your various romps with ghetto trash.

>>128266598
how big your dick needs to be to fuck this. i have 6,5 inches and i think i could not reach

>>128266927
Roll. I'm happy anyway.

>>128278860
>0

reroll

>>128277680
they can buy dildos everywhere since the mid 70es

>>128266927
Come on 4

>>128279057
:(

>>128279057
>>128279077
Seriously?

>>128266927
roll

>>128277899
The ai is trying to learn our language

>>128278662
>implying he's wrong about 99% of you autists never reproducing
That's why you fantasise about fake robot women and artificial wombs, it's your last hope at reproducing. You'll never get a real woman, so you need it.

>>128266927
go

>>128276959
for the lulz ofc

Im interested to see the legal morass that will be child sex dolls. It may legitimately help pedophiles from harming children but I can already feel the uproar despite it being 10 years away

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Only if the robot can do chores in my apartment

>come home from work
>was already communicating with robot waifu through an app on my phone
>Robo Waifu cleaned everything up and made sure to get rid of the dust and other trash
>Robo Waifu made my favorite meal which always tastes perfect because the Robot Waifu can make 100000 different dishes perfectly
>robo waifu cleans my ass, shaves my beard and cuts my hair and even washes me in the shower
>cuddle with robo waifu on couch as we watch some flick on TV
>get horny and robo waifu fuck and sucks me off perfectly
>robo waifu never complains, never bitches and is never tired
>laugh at all those real cat ladys that have to die alone and unwanted

The Future looks bright, gotta puton my shades

>>128266598
Don't post this porn trash here you literal kike.
Every single porn is made to brainwash you, there's hidden messaging in every single one. You're fucking your brain in ways you don't even know, ways (((they))) implemented subtly.

>>128266598
My brother from another Israelite, when the sex bot is able to be a maid, cook, conversational and my bedroom companion, give me a call. Until then I'll stick to the real thing.

>>128266927
Rrrrrrroooklll

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>>128277680
>Women
>being satisfied ever

>>128267676
There's also a great amount of opportunity for those who do want real women. Competition will be greatly decreased. A win for everyone.

>>128277680
A male sex bot isn't going to give her status or buy her shoes.

>>128266598
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JVNHytyB2rE

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>>128280509
Why would you want a real woman when you can have a superior waifu bot?

The real woman will be available for the poor fags while the rich people will invest in state of the art waifu bots that can literally do everything better than a real woman.

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cant wait desu

seems they are constantly making progress, shouldn't be much longer now.

>>128280726
also you would be really fucking stupid if you think that real woman would smarten the fuck up and change their ways to get men back.

>>128266757
*SSSNNNIIIIIIIIIFFFFF* OH FUCK YEA BB

>>128266757
>This is what autism looks like

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>>128281446
>he doesn't know about the BRRRAAAP meme

>>128266598
I, for one, support the rise of robuts

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Only whites and Asians can afford these. The fertility rates will drop more. Sex is for procreation, pleasure is a side effect.

>>128266927
baka desu

>>128279363
Is this supposed to be insulting? I dated in high school. It's a pain in the ass. Someone constantly wanting your attention is just tiresome.

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>>128281734
Why not just grow them kids in artificial wombs paid by the taxpayer?

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I'd want an anthro tiger robot

>>128266927
Rollan

>>128281578
Feels amazing knowing this girl is likely only 13 or 14 years old. Makes my dick that much harder.

>>128266927
Roll

>>128266927
Killing myself. Roll.

>>128266927
eva pls

>>128266757
god bless this meme.

>>128269153

first learn to use the loo

>>128266927
BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAP

Literally looks like a backstage still from Ex Machina. I figured it'd just be a clockwork machine that clicks, perhaps it is, but it looks fancy.

>>128277680

the last foothold of power for men is not sex.

nothing changes with the male bot. get ready for replacement whore

When are we going to have replacement robot bodies? I want to be my own waifu.

>>128266927
Eh, roll

>>128278302
Men dig beauty.

Women dig power.

Get this fact through your head.

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>>128282060
I want a qt alien bot gf

>>128266833
Not American, not fat enough.

>>128282893
Kys shit taste

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>>128280509

you think the sexbots wont hit technological singularity and eventually be light years about the meatsacks with a vagina?

>>128278201
Who is that figurine of? Can't find any sauce on it.

>>128266833
it's called the rape-me-daddy stance

>mfw whores think chads will still go for 5/10 human females over 10/10 robo waifus
>chads are rich either way so they will easily buy best models.

>>128266927
Anything from the list is hot.

>>128280726
>rich people will invest in state of the art waifu bots
No they won't.

>>128281935
Sounds like you're just a low energy loser.

>>128266927
Roll

>>128283226
>implying chads will fuck fake women and not real ones
The people that will fuck fake women are the r9k autists reeeeeeee'ing about chads (i.e. you).

>>128277680

women use men for resources and status. men's value does not lie in their sex.

>>128266927
roll

>>128280136
brainwash? tell me more please

>>128283428
>Chads wont fuck the best the world has to offer and will still want my roastie vagajna!
Also 15 posts ITT, you seem mad as fuck roastie.

>>128266927
Rolling 1-3, please not a fucking toaster.

>>128266927
Rolling

>>128283561
15 posts over several hours of me doing a bunch of other shit. I'm a chad, not a woman, you omega male cuck. Come on, admit you can't get pussy and probably sweat and tremble when a woman talks to you asking for directions.

>>128266927
Roll

>>128266927

roll

>>128282060
>>128282893
At least some people here aren't completely devoid of imagination!

To the rest of you, once we have sexbots, why would you want one that's just a boring ordinary human? HUMANS ALREADY EXIST! You can go out and fuck one right now!

>>128266833
The anal stance

>>128283842
>You can go out and fuck one right now!
Implying any of you can get anything better than a 2/10, if that.

>>128283771
>I'm a chad

ROFL, sure thing.

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>>128283842
because the human sexbot would also do other chores as well.

see >>128279905
I mean if you got that, would you really want a real annoying gf?

or imagine having a robot gf that looks like in the webm, why would you go out and try to score a 4/10 which is worse in every aspect?

>>128283771
> being so insecure he has to shame people who don't agree whit his way of life on a anime image board.
Top alpha behavior right there mate.

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>>128266598
I won't fuck a mechanic bitch with no soul. First divorce, then gay marriage and now this. Give it to the fucking rapefugees, but not us.

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>>128283771
>16 posts of butthurt ITT
>Im not a woman! Im a chad alpha male believe me y-you virgin!

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>>128280929
I need it to get groceries, vacuum, do dishes as well as the sex. And it has to have better bants than Tay.

>>128266927
What the hell why not

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>>128284124
go and marry your useless 3/10 roastie, I rather settle for the mechanic 10/10 that does everything I want.

>>128266927
let's do dis

>>128266927
BRRAAAAAPP

>>128284041
You're missing the point Klaus. Sexbots are supposed to take away the woman's sexual currency. She has to become attractive in other ways than sexual like being able to raise a child, cooking, care for the home.

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>>128274132
because you look like this.

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>>128284004
T.cuck that can't get pussy.

>>128284379
Meant for
>>128284124

>>128266927
Rolling

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>Robot Brothels

>>128266927
sheeit roll

>>128284379
It will be hilarious when women have to fight to be the second wife in the family, behind the robot.

Sorry bitch, the robot sleeps in the bed. You sleep on the floor. Now quit whining because you have a long day at work tomorrow. You don't live here for free.

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>>128284379
and a robot could do all that even better.

>>128284679
>when your job is robot maintenance technician and you clean up the onaholes from semen

>>128284477
>Fat + shitty flat triceps
>chad

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>>128266927

Rolling

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>>128184265

>only chinks can afford these.
do you faggots even realize how much a real slut costs? several hundred a week while dating and if you get married then just whatever the fuck she wants. additionally real sluts don't do whatever you want, they won't cook you a meal every day and they won't fuck whenever so not only is roboto cheaper in the long run it's also safer financially and also more convenient.

>>128284950
WTF, I targeted you kid
>>128284265

>>128266598
Fuck off kike

>>128266598
I always wanted to smell Remy LaCroix's asshole. She was too hot for porn. Last I heard she's pregnant.

>>128266757
Wtf I love it when women fart now.

>>128284899
T.faggot that doesn't even lift.
Spotted the homo that faps to bodybuilders.

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>>128266757

>>128266598
> infused with artificial intelligence to give it a personality and the ability to “learn” about its human partner.

HA! Google will sure make use of that,they will know EVERYTHING about you. Next thing you know you will see loads of internet adverts about dick enlargements HAHAHAHA

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>>128267994
The eternal kraut cannot be uprooted. Stop trying.

>>128266927
roll

>>128266927
Rollign

>>128285271
typical cuck-bux story.
>>128285320
lel the fuck can you lift with such shitty triceps? Can you even bench 2 plates, fatty?

>>128266927

Roll.

>>128285320
>being this much of a delusional faggot
Ive got mates with biceps bigger than yours and they dont even lift lmao

>>128284739
>Robot walks past wife 'fat cow'

>>128285697
T.130lb faggot thinks he's something because he can see his abs
I can floor press 145kg.
And I could choke you out and fuck you in arse if I wanted to, while making you call me daddy.

>>128280726
>The real woman will be available for the poor fags
I am a poor fag.

>>128266927
rollk

>>128285855
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

>>128285747
My biceps are over 17 inches, so you're talking out of your shit hole.

>>128285997
That copy pasta is about as stale as your cum filled sock that's in the corner of your room right now.

>>128266927
roll me up senpai aiming for 2

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>>128266598
this is our future

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>>128285855
I can bench more than you can "floor press" lel. Floor press is for pussies, fagmo. Maybe that's why your triceps are so shitty btw.

Rolling for robots to enslave humanity in the future

>>128286417
Few

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>>128286276
more like this

>>128286143
You should work on cutting your man tits, friendo.
They're outshining your biceps at the moment ;^)

>>128269566
>Braaaaps turn to shits

>>128286341
No you can't, don't lie, you little manlet.
How do I know? Because the floor press is a tricep dominant movement. You don't even know the biomechanics of the bench or floor press. I could probably bench 155kg for 1rm right now.

Robots is the perfect species. It's the next step in evolution.
small organism->lizard->ape->humans=robots
>Robots can live forever
>inhumane intelligence and memory
>Can survive space and almost any living conditions

Face it, humans are inferior beings. The time of man is over

>>128286517
T.jealous omega male.

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>>128267846

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Married father here. I fucking hate my wife but I'm stuck because of the kid. Don't get married you'll want to kill yourself when she never puts out and nags you after you just got done with your 12 hour shift

>>128287193
Don't blame her for being a weak cuck.
If she won't put out, it's entirely your fault.

>>128286753
The bar will fucking crush your frail fat-saturated body because your shoulder ligaments aren't used to lowering such weight to your chest, fagmo. Don't kid yourself you'll struggle even with 3 plates on a bench.
>Because the floor press is a tricep dominant movement
lol what a dumbass fag. Chest presses don't really do anything for your triceps unless you're doing narrow grip decline press. I can do 3 plates on that :^)
>little manlet.
>6-2
k

>>128287193
Start selling assets to your friends with letting her now. Then when you eventually divorce (which you will you fucking cuck) she won't have anything to take.

>>128287293
Spoken like a true feminist.

>>128287293
Yeah thats right anon. Just rape your wife right?

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>>128286477
No, more like this

>>128267676
>Nobody can deny that the future is going to be fun as hell.
>Furry, brony, anime

whether you're trolling or being serious I genuinely hope you get brain cancer.

Cool. I'm still going to wait for the lolibots though.

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What does Chad need with an imageboard?

>>128285015

This

>>128266927
plz be Aigis

>>128266927
I'm scared, I can't look

>>128287414
Proving you're a lying little larper again. I'd be surprised if you could even bench 60 kilos.
The bar is in the same place as it is in he bench press because of hand grip. You don't even know the floor press is much more tricep dominant and much more difficult than a bench press because of the complete pause at the bottom. You're a lying manlet.

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>>128276953
Oy vey I wonder who is behind this post?

>>128287193
Sounds like you've just structured your life in a crappy way.

I have the opposite problem. I'm bored of sex with my wife. Or, more accurately, I lose interest in sex knowing I have to cater to her more in order for her to cum. I just want to get in and get out, I lose interest when feeling obligated to service her. She wants sex more than I do, anymore.

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>>128266598
I AM TRYING TO NOFAP
STOP

>>128287538
Why are you thinking of rape? Are you a muslim? Show her you're the fucking man in the relationship. She can't just shirk her responsibilities.

>>128266927
I jerked off to Eve when wallE came out, please be my robofu

>>128287957
You're stopping half-way through, fatso. lel You don't even know what the fuck you're talking about. Literal partial reps lmao. No wonder you're 30% bf.

>>128266927
Rollin dollin'

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>>128266927

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>>128267051

Why shouldn't lonely people be allowed to have robots to fulfill both social and sexual needs?

>>128266927
rol le rol

>>128283102
https://myanimelist.net/character/140072/Wilhelmina_Braunschweig_Ingenohl_Friedeburg

>>128287568
>The future
>White people
Nope.

>>128276779
They're grapes.

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>>128288131
>30%
Don't think so manlet.
And where the bar goes depends on your grip, if you have wide grip it comes almost to the point of touching your chest. You don't even know what you're talking about. You can stop larping now. You've proven beyond doubt that you either don't lift at all or you are a twiglet manlet that is sub 150lbs and thinks having abs is impressive at that size. If I wanted abs I'd cut down and still be over 200lbs dwarfing your scrawny ass.

>>128267676
Then they win. You stop breeding, they win. They get their mixed, controllable population and you just fade into nothing. You, your families history, your culture, wiped out.

>>128277680
I've seen lots of cunts make this rebuttal to the looming robowaifu question, it shows just how shallow they are. Men won't care if they make manbots, I hope they do, and I hope they are truly happy with them.
Men aren't going to switch to robots just to piss off women, they are going to switch because the robots are better.
It's like when man switched from horses to cars, and suddenly the horse goes out of it's way to try and make it's former rider jealous by getting it's own car. It's silly.

>>128266927
>tfw get 9 or 0

>>128277680
those are called atms,

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What I find most amazing is that they'll be able to able to sense and react to touch and mimic orgasm, and read your facial expressions

Good, breed out the autists. I fucking hate betas.

>>128266927

Rollerinie

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>>128283315
>>>r/rLe_Orange_garcon

>>128275992
this looks so much like me, it makes me want to kill myself.

>>128277680

Male fuckbots do not come packaged with a paycheck and successful career.

>>128293061
Doing something about it is probably better than killing yourself.

>>128293348
Most women work and earn their own money, cleetus. Usually making better money than most men these days.

>>128266598
Archive this shit you fucking jew

>>128293541
And yet they still prioritize men with money who have prestigious jobs.

>>128293773
Sounds like everything you know about women comes from some tv show or something you read on the internet. Most people that are in relationships are average people, which means they make average money.

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>comes home from a long day of work to see my robot gf has arrived
>takes her out the box shes looking nice
>sets up a table and makes a nice meal with candles and music
>we eat
>its getting late
>desperate to see how it fucks
>dresses her up nice
>shes looking hot
>we're in bed
>begins doing the things youd do to a girl that leads to sex
>finally gets to the point where youre gonna stick youre dick in it
>sticks dick in it
>its going fine
>feels realistic for the most part
>feels a nut coming on
>nuts
>decides to keep going
>nut soaks in the robot
>liquid was not spose to be in robot gf
>gets shocked to death
*next day*
>people all over the world have been found dead with their dicks in robots
>only the attractive people and women are left standing
>robots are taking over
>this is the end

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>>128266598

time to change color .... i will buy a red hair this time XD

>>128289231
Aware

>>128285697
To be honest I'd probably have a kid with her too. Her body is perfect and she's cute as fuck. She could smother me that ass and I'd be happy.

>>128283842
>imagination

aka degeneracy

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>>128294723
I tried so hard
And got so far
But in the end
It doesn't even matter
I had to fall
To lose it all
But in the end
It doesn't even matter

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>>128276515
>looks at flag
Why do turkroaches and Muslims in general act like disgusting dogs in heat? I just want to kick one everyone they bitch about not getting to rape every hole in a ten mile vicinity

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All I want a real doll for is to dress it up in pretty clothes and have it cosplay desu.

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>>128282060

>>128267013
Couldn't a sex robot be programmed like Tay though?

>>128266833
Shut up, her stance is perfect.

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>>128267676
>Furry, brony, anime

>>128266598
>tfw actual AI and androids will originate from sex bots
What a time to be alive

>>128266598
I want my fucking 80s anime robot bodyguard, personal assistant sex robot and I don't give a damn if it's skeevy as fuck. Market forces.

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>>128267846
You have the worst fucking taste, Hans.

>>128271515
This. We give them hyper advanced robot warrior slaves who could teach an idiot nuclear fusion and we'll come back to find them using their heads as pots to collect rainwater.

>>128287464

It's laughably easy to counter this in court. In fact, the judge might be more biaised against you if you do it that way.

Be smart about it. Push her to the fault, then have a way for it to be recorded. Much stronger case, even with the bias against men in our society.

>>128275871
This is true. you organics are practically purging yourselves.
.t trans-humanist

>>128299227
This. I have a friend who's marriage was going to shit. I advised him to store his guns at the local shop instead of in the house. A year ago, she called the police, saying he was threatening her with a shotgun. The police turned up with armed response and everything and she was smirking, laughing at him. Until he opened his safe and showed them a receipt which showed the Police he'd moved the guns out of the house a month ago.

He's single now and she hasn't got shit.