brit/pol/ CHEESA MAY EDITION

>>128259854
HONORABEL MEMBAHS

>https://theguardian com/commentisfree/2017/jun/03/fridays-election-debate-panel
https://archive.is/4KAJC

Thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xY5E4CI_ASE

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Hand over the keys Theresa I've got Hezbollah here to do redecorating

>>128259956
>couldn't even get red boxing gloves

we can't let his man have the nuclear codes (not that he'd use them anyway)

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>Why do you want to vapourise people lads

>>128260035
He'd give them to the Ayatollah of Iran.

>>128260045
>I don't know why everyone in this audience is so keen to kill millions of people :^)
>I mean good people are the ones who want to get vaporized instead right?

That woman last night reeked of labour plant.

>Self defense is murder guys remember that!

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who the fuck is akala and why is facebook and youtube so keen to show me his opinion?

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>>128260035
>nuclear codes

Not a lot of use when the country is turning muslim anyway

If I were you burger, I'd be demanding the return of the Tridents before Abdul gets control of them

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Not had a cheeky tug since Tuesday desu

>>128260120
You don't need nuclear weapons or armies, only LOVE and TOLERANCE. Except against evil racist Tories KILL KILL THEM ALL.

>>128260045
Trident is an important deterrent but it was still slightly disturbing how giddy some of the audience was at the prospect of disintegrating iranians and north koreans

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Not sure what job to try and go into lads.
What will earn me a fuck tonne of money?

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BEADY
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>>128260046
Is she really a pikey? If so she's been married since she was 14 anyway. No such thing as a pikey gf

>>128260218
Law

>>128260173
I haven't for about 2 weeks. I'm getting old I guess.

>Corbyn and Abbott have a Blair/Brown deal going on
>Corbyn resigns as PM after 3 years due to "ill health" and hands over to Diane Abbott

Is it really worth the risk lads?

>>128260218

Escort?

>>128260203
>t. swedecuck

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>>128260173
Keep it up masturbation and porn is very damaging.

>>128260203
They weren't giddy about anything, they just wanted to know if Corbyn would authorise a retaliatory strike. I know my nuclear fire blasted corpse would want that. Fuck the planet, there's loads out there.

>>128260175
I wish someone in the audience had asked Corbyn whether he would encourage a dialogue with ISIS.

The stupid old cunt probably would have said he'd consider it.

Amazing fucking OP pic. I really see you lads have honestly stopped trying. Sad, desu senpai.

>>128260251
Not cute enough for that

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>Anon, you're voting for Jeremy Corbyn, right?

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>>128260432
Get out you filthy commie slag

>>128260120
>>I don't know why everyone in this audience is so keen to kill millions of people :^)
WHOOOOOLLO!!!!!!!!! CLAP CLAP CLAP WHOOOOOOOOOOO WOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!1111111111111

>>128260313
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/jeremy-corbyn-says-there-could-be-benefits-to-opening-diplomatic-back-channels-with-isis-a6817181.html

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>>128260246
How old we talking here? I'm early 20s and just keep forgetting desu, I've lost my spark
>>128260301
>porn is damaging
Yes
>masturbation is damaging
No (unless you're one of those freaks who does it multiple times a day)

>>128260496
Please archive

>http://independent co uk/news/uk/politics/jeremy-corbyn-says-there-could-be-benefits-to-opening-diplomatic-back-channels-with-isis-a6817181.html
https://archive.is/tUfIb

>>128260035
We don't have nuclear codes here
The subs can launch there missiles without any codes

>>128260432
I'd round up her intellectuals if you know what I mean

Is this election turning into a battle of haves and have nots again?

>>128260432
Watch Corbyn actually win

>>128260301
Not it isn't you silly fool

>>128260487
>Smug cunt says some completely banal feel good nonsense
>WOOOOOOO CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP

Fucking question time.

>>128260517
>implying it ever wasn't

>>128260517
Yes, Corbyn represents the out of touch elites and May stands for the average working man.

>>128260517
More like spaz and spaz nots. Tories are gonna get a lot more of the poor votes than usual.

Who the fuck do I vote for?!!!

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HOW CAN MAY AND MAYFLIES EVER RECOVER FROM THIS ETERNAL BTFO FROM A WHITE FLOWER AND HER BLACK HUSBAND?

>>128260655
If you have to ask, you probably shouldn't.

>>128260517
Yup, Corbyn stands up for the labouring poor, and Theresa May stands up for her cronies in the city of London.

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>>128260528
mfw fellow bongs don't realise this is 1997 all over again

>>128260655
Which seat?

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>>128260655

>>128260655
L A B O U R

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Complaining about NHS waiting lists is actually extremely racist because it implies we shouldn't be giving hundreds of thousands of pakis British Citizenship every year to use our public services.

>>128260731
No. nü-Labour is thankfully a thing of the past.

>>128260500
Mid 30s. I used to fap daily up until my mid to late 20s.

>>128260686
>iris and pupil colour are literally black and indistinguishable
>'white'
Doubt it desu, that's not normal

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>>128260686
look at her soulless eyes, one of her ancestors is a nigger.

Is there a traditionally conservative voter here who was against brexit?
I would like to hear what they think.

>>128260731
That;s a killer outfit not gonna lie.

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>>128260309
>retaliatory

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>>128260432

I actually hope the English are stupid enough to vote Labour

I'd give the country about 10 years to total melt down

If the tories win the result will be even worse long term, the smug old bastards will think everything is fine but there will be no stop on immigration - muh ecomony etc . When they die Abdul and niggers will just take over demographically

>>128260838
She looks mixed for sure. Those lips, eyes and nose betray a certain negroid heritage. Probably a quadroon.

>people like this are considered white by research statisticians

It's worse than we think isn't it lads.

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>>128260731
New Labour winning in 97 wasn't a shock result the country was in Beatle like hysteria over are Tony

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dmwqEg-06Ww

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>>128260712
>labouring poor

>>128260150
Some annoying "conscious" rapper who peddles teen tier social justice and muh ebil govment opinions through the medium of shite rap for dumb fuck youth to gobble up and feel edumacated.

>>128260203
They weren't 'giddy', they were rightfully demanding to know that they'd be avenged in the instance that they were fucking incinerated by whatever power threw ICBMs at their fucking homes.

Christ.

>Self Defense and avenging your people if they're attacked
>Somehow morally wrong or reprehensible

No matter how violent the reprisal it wouldn't be enough. I'm with May on this one, nuke the bastards

STOP VOTING TORY

>>128260993
What's so funny?

>>128261015
His accent is disgusting

>>128260250
Jesus Christ lad, don't even temp fate with they kind talk

>>128261065
As a Christian nation, retaliation is out of the question. We must turn the other cheek.

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>>128261065
>an eye for an eye makes the whole world blind
>fuck my wife please

>>128259854
Will Labour win?

>>128260951
Haha try again.

C O R B Y N

>L A N D S L I D E

I N C O M I N G

>>128261228
No

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>>128261080
>STOP VOTING

>>128261156
He did a fucking tv debate against tommy robinson which is infuriating, just a shout down fest TOMMY IZ RACISSS *thunderous applause* etc. The truth is he's brought out because everyone knows niggers are a failure and in dire need of role models who aren't complete mouthbreathers I think then akala is a great demonstration of how bad things are.

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>>128261124

Labour party giving a fuck about the white working class?

Seriously?

You have been watching stuff made in the 1950s maybe

Labour has been run by millionaire jews for that last 40 years at least m8

If you don't know that you are either a yid or a really dumb 13yo

>>128261190

Well it's a logical conclusion.

1. They are former lovers
2. He picked her as his shadow home secretary when there are far more competent choices he could've made
3. Even when she completely fucks up interviews he continues to put her out there

I wouldn't be surprised at all.

>>128261248

Bit hard to get a landslide when the other party is on 45% pal.

>>128260783
Cheers I'm stealing this

>>128261214
>Believing New Tastament garbage

Deus Vult.

>>128261222
This tbqh. We must be tolerant and forgiving to being nuked, it would be awful if anyone were nuked - that's why we must not defend ourselves from being nuked.

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>>128261333
Name one behind-the-scenes millionaire that's pumping out propaganda in support of Corbyn

>>128260872
I know a few, main reason was financial and not worth the risk

Secretly they're all happy we're leaving, and if it goes tits up they can say "don't blame me I voted Remain"

>>128261124
I can't believe anyone still falls for this propaganda, go look at the history of labour? who do you think always despised and seeked to destroy the working class lives through mass immigration? who despised and tried to destroy nationalism? who has peddled a feverant hatred for everything about british history and pushed for a version to be pushed in education that sees us as shameful for the past... labour every fucking time, yet they wheel out the same double think propaganda and everyone gobbles it up even after everything thats occured in our life times. This isn't endorsement for the tories whom have there own issues.

>>128261329
The one with Saira Khan, right? She was even more annoying tbqh. Irony is she was complaining that pro-Brexit people were getting called racist a few weeks ago. Weird bitch.

19+98 = 1998
19+99 = 199

2000&1 = 2001
2000&17 =2017

why did we just change number systems?

ze germans do 1900&98 = 1998 which makes more sense really.

>>128261333
>1950s

earlier. One of the reasons Mosley split from the Labour party is that he saw their failure to recognize Britons as a race, or indeed to do anything for white people in general. We're talking 1920s for christ's sake.

>considering voting labour
>ever

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aaaand a big youth turnout is going to do fuck all difference

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>>128261333
That can't be right, lets look at the head of Momentum the new left wing movement in labour surely he isn't...

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jon_Lansman

>>128261563

What are you talking about? People say twenty seventeen.

People are only shilling for Labour in here because they don't want their neetbux to be touched. There's no purpose in abusing them because they're too afraid to leave the house and actually vote.

>>128261563
Who fucking cares.
Say "twenty seventeen" if it means that much to you, nobody will laugh.

>>128261629
>but m8 thats how the yanks do it

>>128261584
The youth aren't all enthusiastic Labour supporters either. Just a very loud minority who bother to answer polls.

It's time to fix this country and vote Conservative!

>>128261545
Am I correct in assuming then that they will continue voting Tory?

>>128261538
If some cunt was in grasp of taking over with plans to raise corporate tax and piss that money away on everything shit i'd be spending a ton on propaganda to keep them away to.

>>128261660
>Who fucking cares.

absolutely no one, along with caring about anything else on this website

>>128261706
7 shekels deposited into your account goy

>>128260950
"White" features all sorts of fucked up mixed people and until recently America was counting mestizos as white to pad out their white crime demographics.

>>128261549
They never even pretended to give a shit about rural poverty either, which is always at similar levels to urban poverty, except with less pakis.

>>128261693
They're just virtue signalling. half of the ones who registered recently will not vote, they're rich uni cunts who go on holidays and shit, or they are too fucked up to get out of bed all day. They mostly dont know what day of the week it even is, they just want to get fucked up, especially in the summer.

>>128261673

It's how we do it too, rarely do people say two thousand and seventeen.

Twenty O one is a retarded way of saying 2001.

German takes far too long to say anything, "neunzehn hunderd acht und neuntzig*.

>>128261693

If I get asked in a poll how I will vote I will say Labour so that it encourages the more lazy Tory voters to get off their arse and go and vote.

>>128260951
the young people rgistering to vote , unemployment at 43 year low it's all going Corbyns way, lets spend some of that cash

>>128261718
Exactly. So who are the "millionaire jews"
>>128261333
is talking about? I'd actually like to know.

>>128261906

Re-registering does not = new voters.

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More tory 'u-turns' on the things we care about most. We can't go on like this!

>>128261584
Labour is giving free stuff to every age and income group apart from high earners.
Conservatives are either cutting free stuff or raising taxes.

Every single public sector + NHS worker will be voting Labour. They literally have no reason not to.

>>128259863
Eish.

>>128262042

Except Labour will introduce a council tax rise of on average 300%.

People will not vote for that.

Public sector workers can vote Labour all they like, they are not in the majority and never will be.

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>>128261906
>still 43billion in deficit
Lets spend some of this cash!

>>128261992
lol they're not even trying anymore. TM will have the shortest lived government in British history. Less than a year.

Love a bit of hentai 2bh

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>>128261611

>Lansman is an atheist, although he still observes some Jewish festivals

>>128262111

That level of deficit reduction is amazing really you've got to hand it to the Tories.

>>128261409
>Believing the polls

Tory Boy bout to get BTFOOOOOO

>>128262149
This isn't an anime board, fuck off you degenerate.

>>128260173
is this that commie twitter woman /brit/ was obsessed with?

she popped up on my twitter the other day out of nowhere

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>>128260228

tfw no pikey gf in existence

>>128262149
Recently got back into asanagi
He's some sort of erotic genius

>>128262183

I don't believe the polls as many of the actual pollsters are saying, it's a Tory 15% lead in reality.

>>128261755
Everyone I know says 'Twenty-Eleven', 'Twenty-seventeen' etc.
It only changed during the 'naughties' because 'twenty-oh-one' doesn't roll off the tongue.

>>128261903
How is it retarded to say "twenty oh one"?

>>128262042
>They literally have no reason not to.
They do if they stop being so fucking retarded and bother to grasp the economic situation of the country, the current state requires hard decisions unless you want to keep shitting tons of debt unto the next gen and keep bumming the NHS with migrant tourism. Money doesn't just appear in a bottomless pot. The truth is people want to hear feel good instead of sensible, they don't want real solution they want feel good quick fix but we are fast approaching a point where that is no longer feasible unless to want to flirt with collapse and hyper inflation in your future.

>just get canvassed by the tories
>they have a leaflet with my name and all my family's names on it

Wait what? Personalized leaflets?

How the fuck?

>>128262149
>>128262185
Samefag

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>>128260951
That video....
Fuck me, the 90s was a shitshow of cringe. Why do nostalgic retards keep calling it "better"?

>>128260731
Even though he's hated now, blair was no where near as divisive as comrade cuckbyn is. You can't really compare this to '97.

>>128262310

It sounds stupid.

Two thousand one is much easier to say anyway.

>>128262325

What is the electoral register?

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Seriously fuck you brit/pol/ newfags.

Can one of you summon South Wales for me?

>>128262217
>>
Kek, Tories inventing their own "unskewed polls" hahahahahaha

Can't wait to see your posts when CORBYN wins

>>128261584
doesnt say if that is populaiton or registered voters.

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>>128262325
They also have your internet history!
For real though everyones on the publicly accessible electoral register.

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>>128262407

I remember

>>128260432
no litte boy. stop talking about things you dont understand when adults are around.

now stop dressing like a girl and fuck off

>>128262354
2000 1's is 2000, not 2001.

>>128262395
>>128262425
I'm just wondering how they afford these leaflets custom made...

I know about the electoral register of course. But it's bizarre that they don't save money by printing generic flyers. I guess they do that too.

>>128262353
cant deny it labour will win
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JRilf3i8MrQ

>>128262414

Can't wait to lap up all the tears on leddit and twitter / tumblr come Thursday night, as soon as that exit poll drops I'm going to be all over you like flies round shit.

>>128262469

TWO THOUSAND 1 = 2001 numpty

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>>128262451
Thank fuck they're almost all gone now

>>128262482
Tories always have a pretty generous campaigning budget. Can't sell if you don't market.

>tfw wank like three times a day

how do I stop

I'll be playing Witcher and keep getting horny over all the lewd women, or someone will post a proper tidy thing on brit/pol/, and I just get hard and wank. I have no self control.

only thing that stops me is when I'm at work.

>>128262535
Two thousand and 1*

>>128262544

The new breed of tripfag is far worse than the 2014 breed, far worse.

>>128262111
nobody lives for ever

>>128262325

Just about every party sends at least one personalised letter

Considering they all have the same content it seems like a waste of paper. Should just send one to the house instead.

>>128262544
Don't even try to think that the haircut is the part to worry most about.

Look at those fingernails.

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>>128262414
>when CORBYN wins

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>>128262579

I'VE BEEN TRYING TO FUCKING TELL YOU FAGGOTS

NOT CIGARETTES, BUT HOMOSEXUALS

>>128262569

No, just two thousand one.

>>128261707
Yes

>>128262535
So this is the year 34000?

>>128262690

No it's twenty seventeen.

>>128261992
do they want to lose on purpose?

Not sure how good it would have been with Boris as PM, but it would have been a LOT more fun.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6OcQFeKKXqw

Imagine him with Trump.

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GOD DAMNIT FUCK THIS

ITT WE GET TRIPES TO SUMMON EMO KIDDEH

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>>128262625
If Corbyn wins what happens to the tory party seriously, they can't go with radical centrism again but they will want to, will they die and be replaced or shift to something a bit more relevant?

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It's a shame about the BNP

https://youtu.be/cU-ITKrCr0I

Hahaha hoho hehehehe

>>128262813
>BBC News
Hooktubed that for you, it's like archive.is for youtube

https://hooktube.com/cU-ITKrCr0I

>>128262511
Tory desperation is getting embarrassing tbphwyf

>>128262730
So 340?

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>>128262795

EMO KIDDEH NOT GET IT IS A TOTAQLLY CONSTRUCTIVE POST

>>128262821
No, fuck off.

>>128262830

You are a fucking retard honestly, you don't do maths when talking about dates you moron.

>>128262852

DAMN BACK IN MY DAY I COULD HIT TRIPES HERE

>>128262451
I was an anonymong back then.
Wonder where they all went?

>>128261992
>independent

>>128262887

Some of them are still here just not using trips anymore.

I lost mine.

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Popped out for a fag about 6 months ago and just got back in - what the fuck's happened to brit/pol/

>>128260301
She'd get PERFIDIOUS'D

>>128262796
Total shambles and probably more leftist garbage peddling to desperately try to appeal to the center.

>will they die

nah. Too entrenched as a political side, they are practically the only relevant right wing political party in this entire country, despite the fact they can hardly be called right wing at all.

everyone just stfu and stop beating eachother off, who you voting for lads? Republican myself here.

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>>128262885

GOD DAMNIT NONE OF YOU FAGS EVEN WANNA SUMMON EMO KIDDEH

FUCK THIS SHIT/POL/

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>>128262881
>Adding 1 since the birth of Christ isn't maths

>>128262451

>tfw Rosa Luxemborg stopped posting after everyone put that name in the namefield and posted as her

good times.

>>128262149
Aren't some kinds of hentai illegal?

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>>128262957
JUST SOMMON WOUTH SALES NIGGERFAGGOT

>>128262957
Front National

>>128262969
see ya

>>128263013

EMO KIDDEH GET!!!

>>128262957
asked my mum how she's voting next week and she said she's voting leave

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GOD DAMNIT TRIPES IS HARD AF

>>128262994

It's called the common era you poor little child.

>>128262957
National Socialist German Worker's Party

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see you at the polling enquiry lads

the question is, in which direction?

Anyone else suffer from really bad dhobie/jock itch in this weather?

My undercarriage is permanently moist.

>>128262565
Did you choose Yen or Triss?

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>>128263078

WELL IM VOTINF SOUTH WALES

YKTD ABOUT YOU FAGGOT

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ANYBODY REMEMBER THE GOOD OLD DAYS OF /POL/?

I do

Have you aplogized to your local imam for blaming Islam for Islamic terror attacks yet?

>>128263078
Massive Liberal Democrat landslide

>>128263091
Aye, I have to put talc on my knackers or they get itchy and smelly.

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>>128263091

I had a wank and when i sat back down my arse squelched from sweat

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>>128263123

FUCK OFF NIGGER

Bookies have improved Corbyns odds of winning considerably. Now they have Labour at 20% chance of winning by majority.

Looks almost certain this will end with a hung parliament and a Labour/SNP/LibDem coalition.
RIP Brexit

>>128263078
Wondering why they didn't see the Labour landslide incoming pollsters are sweating

>>128263078
Gonna be underestimating the tories again.
On best PM polling May wins 50-35 over Corbyn. Last time Cameron was similarly up over Millipede.
The tories are more trusted on all the top issues (immigration, brexit, the economy etc) bar the NHS.

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>>128263166

GOD DAMNIT I DONT NEED DUBES I NEED TRIPES

>>128263091
>dhobie

After scoff lad?

>>128263103

Both.

First playthrough I chose Yen tho because I'd seen enough of Triss's tits already.

>>128262957
Khmer Rouge. Famine will solve all our problems.

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>>128262200
I don't think so, never been on /brit/ before (sounds /shit/)

>>128263078

Tories are going to get 380 seats and the polls are going to be accused of frightening people into voting Tory.

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>>128263188
GOD DAMNIT I DONT NEED DUBES I NEED TRIPES

V 2.0

>>128262864
>No
Yes I did

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All Labour needs is ex-kippers like us to get on side

>>128263122
>Libertarianism

Cringe

>>128263122
Last strawpoll I saw still had Natsocs and Libertarians as the two largest groups on brit/pol/
It's just that we've been swarmed with communists in the last few months.

>>128263247

>huffpost focus group finds

The same people that gave Hillary a 98.9% chance of victory

>>128263218
Will the Momentards take to the streets and trash war memorials again?

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Gee wonder who will win

how much longer until the election
I can't wait for my boy Trudeau to team up with Corbyn and take down racism.

>>128262946
>Total shambles
so fking sick of hearing this word

Synonyms:
chance-medley, confusion, disarrangement, disarray, dishevelment, disorder, disorderedness, disorderliness, disorganization, free-for-all, havoc, heck, hell, jumble, mare's nest, mess, messiness, misorder, muddle, muss, chaos, snake pit, tumble, welter

Related Words:
anarchy, lawlessness, misrule, riot; knot, snarl, tangle; labyrinth, maze, web; maelstrom, storm; bollix, clutter, litter, mishmash, shuffle; hodgepodge, medley, miscellany, morass, motley

>>128263078

Labour landslide obviously

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>>128260218

be a quant

>>128263165
>he knows about wank-farts
not just me then?

>>128263167
That's his chance of being PM, not the chance of a labour majority. For a labour majority you'd need something like a 43-33 for Labour because of Scotland.
The current polls still put the tories somewhere from 3-10% ahead.

>>128263262

That was well before Trump, when the Ron Paul hype had started dying down but not gone completely, I bet Libertarians make up less than 8% now.

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>>128263221

GOD FUCKING DAMNIT I JUST WANT TO SUMMON MUH FRIENDS HOME

>>128263196
My favourite ending is with Triss in Kovir

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>>128263324

YOU COCKSUCKER, YOU SUCK

YOU'LL NEVER SUMMON WOUTH SALES

>Huge police presence outside Lime Street station for EDL march through Liverpool - updates

http://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/news/liverpool-news/police-edl-liverpool-lime-street-13132271

>>128263122
Aye. Not a libertarian but there were more interesting conversations back in those days.
I tried mentioning this to a few nu pol yanks the other day and they told me I was lying sh ill.

>they're never going back to T_D

Pretty depressing.

I hope labour wins and turn the UK into a commie Syria version of Venezuela. British people deserve to be culturally enriched. They always cry about the poor muslims. Now they can help them in their own coutnry...

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Reminder to report such heinous tripfaggotry

>>128262795
He actually stuck his head in a few weeks ago m8

Thank fuck he went away again though

>>128263332

Yes, but we all know Keira best girl.

>>128262565
Exercise completely takes away my desire to fap.

>>128263247
>Huffpost
lol

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>>128263360

NO U

>>128263369

>LIVERPOOOOOOOOOO

>>128263411

NO U

>>128263296
>UKIP 2%

Lmao. They're going the way of the BNP.

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>>128263402
You do realize Jeremy would have your country removed from the map and your people thrown into the sea

>>128263402
i dono i really don't think i will be good for us having a man that says "Hamas are friends" as the UK PM

>>128263247

Why the fuck would any UKIP voter defect to fucking Labour?

>>128263322
I don't have the link, but a strawpoll last week had Natsocs and Libertarians both at around 25%

>>128263299
You are doing God's work thesaurus-kun

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>>128263437
Last playthrough I denied sex with her and then killed her for her treachery

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LADBROKES SLASH ODDS OF LABOUR MAJORITY

FUCK LADS

>>128263471

He'll first disarm the UK from nukes and then you'll be too busy fending off the daily suicide bombings like in syria.

>>128263531
Read the article, the title is bollocks, most of the group were pro-tory and a few were undecideds between labour and tories.

>>128263332
>>128263196
Triss my dudes. Don't know why anyone would take Yen over her.

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What is going to be the official song of this election?

I propose Toto - Hold the Line when we see that the Tories pummel Labour regardless of their "surge".

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=csvMrjvl__8

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FEEL THE BERN
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g25m36FqfAA

>>128262813
girl in the end is cute as fuck

>>128263440

It increases mine.

>go to the gym
>see fit birds in tight trousers
>go home with impure thoughts on my mind

It's got worse ever since I've become engaged, my fiance is away for a few months though and I've got really bad at staring at women and wanking. Never used to stare at women as much as I do now. Dunno what's wrong with me. Maybe it's because I know I can't have them.

>>128263148
It's like athlete's foot of my ballsack. I can never get it to go 100% away, gunna have to start talc'ing it up I think.

>>128263471
>JEREMY Corbyn supporters hurled anti-Semitic abuse at a BBC presenter yesterday after she humiliated the Labour leader on childcare costs.
jeremy gasthekikes corbyn

>>128263591
Bookfags probably

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>>128263448

>CHER YOU'RE THE OLDEST AND MOST BASED TRIPFAG HERE

>HOW DO WE FIX BRIT/POL/?

OBVIOUSLY WE REMOVE THE NIGGERS AND GIVE ALL OF SHIT/POL/ A PIKEY GF

BASED ME
>Off-topic; all images, debate, and discussion should be related to politics and current events.

WHAT THE FUCK DOES THIS MEAN??>>128263411
>>128263411
>>128263411
>>128263436

WHAT A CUNT LMAO

>>128263531
UKIP moved somewhat to the left in recent years to try and attract anti-EU Labour voters.
It may have helped to win Brexit, but in the long term, abandoning their more libertarian/conservative has left UKIP without any direction or purpose in politics.

>>128262813

"how would you react to the imminent threat of a nuclear strike"

"I'd suck them off before they try tbqh"

how do people vote for this cunt

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>>128263603
>can't have them
Yes you can.

>>128263581
Most seats isn't a majority.

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TORY BOY KEKED AGAIN

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>>128263632

Corbyn is 100% pro yid lad

>>128263603
>go to the gym
Ah, I don't have that. I exercise in the garage which means I only stare at paint cans.
Even then I've never looked at a woman and thought I'd ever have a chance anyway, so it doesn't get in the way at all.

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>>128263679

THIS!!!
ALSO HOW ABOUT THEM TORIES?

THEY GONNA TAKE 50+%

>INB4 BANNED BECAUSE NEWFAGS CRIED

>>128263684
The world is not Civ V you stupid cuck

>>128263723
>No ireland or luxembourg in the list
Hmmm

>>128263720

No because I'd never cheat. I'd feel beyond disgusted with myself.

>>128263665
Yeah probably. The way I hear it, the books portray Yen and Geralt very differently, especially in the native polish.

>>128263210
Good,Lord, how is she?

>>128263734
>Corbyn is 100% pro yid lad
hahaha no
>Support for Labour among British Jews has sunk to 13 per cent under Jeremy Corbyn, a new poll also revealed yesterday.

>>128263723
Ireland.

Ireland's economy is the fastest growing in europe precisely because loads of huge corporations moved there because of tax benefits for the rich.

>>128263734
tfw if that happens ill be safe

>>128263607
I've had it for years lad. It's a sweat rash, and your skin-type is vulnerable to it. I've never been able to get rid of it completely. Best you can do is maintain good hygiene and use some talc powder.

>>128263779
Then why is Corbyn advocating a peace-only strategy as though it were a fucking video game and not real life where you need an insurance policy?

>>128263790
I wonder if polacks enjoy getting bitched at all day, if that's why they like Yen

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>>128263785
>morals
>2017

Anyone in this thread living in a major Scottish city?
Could you quickly summarise the general attitudes right now towards SNP and Scottish Labour?

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>>128263763

MAY WINS BAE

ALSO IVE GOT A BLANK SPACE BABY ...
AND ILL WRITE YOUR NAME

>>128263845
Thanks Lad, will try to talc better.

Doctor told me it was fungal so occasionally attack it with some Lamasil that makes it go away for a while. But as you say, doesn't help that my arse is a constant river.

>>128263779

I wonder whats more persuasive, Someone holding a loaded pistol to the back of your head or someone saying "p-please d-don't do that lets be friends hehe"

>>128263850
Jezza has Level 99 Diplomacy, lad

>>128263892

STFU JAMAL

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>>128263723
>marginal rate

>>128263850


JUST KILL EVERYONE

his point was to have diplomacy and to try and stop that from ever coming to be.

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>>128263598
Oh for gods sake

>>128263828


hahah.....Yes actually

see

>>128261611

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>>128263860
Fuck off, you postmodernist cunt

>>128263754

>Fiance is American
>walking down the street with a "support our troops" tshirt with a big american flag her mum bought me
>some white trash girl shouts at us from out a passing car window "I wanna fuck your boyfriend"
>Fiance looks pissed
>We walk home
>She fucks more furiously than anything I've ever experienced in my life.

Never had your issue pal, sorry.

>>128260035
In the event of a real war Corbyn would Nuke his own people to show how committed to peace he is.

>>128264026
Sums up my mood post-ejaculation tbqh

>>128263892
Not in a major but Scottish labour is dead. More people outwardly hating on sturgeon for dividing Scotland more. Also growing support for the tories.

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>>128264044

AIRSTRIP ONE?

>>128263850
But he wants to retain Trident, isn't that insurance?

>>128264032
Where the fuck do you live where this happens?

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>>128263723

if you really don't want foreign investment I'd be happy to take it off your hands senpai

NEW

>>128263703
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>>128264032
It's okay, I've got my paint cans.

>>128263963
By 'effective' does that mean how much those countries were actually able to tax? Sorry, I'm stupid.

>>128264154

That was when I was in America with her.

There's a lot of real trashy women out there.

Labour super majority when?
We need to cut down Islamaphobia at its roots

>>128263734
He's a big fan of Palestine so he hates the Jews.

>>128263850

>Corbyn brought up the failed as fuck 6 party talks

lmao old seniale faggot

also NK is based dont nuke them tbqh

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>>128264181
fuck off

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>>128264026
Morals are for the benefit of society
They are only effective if they are followed by the majority society
If society puts no value in morals, then they have no value
Enjoy your self imposed handicap

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what kind of retard would vote for this shit

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>>128263723

Fucking hell the economic boom/G7 shitstorm if Trump delivers on his cuts of corporate tax to 15% heck, even 20%

How can the rest even compete?

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Theresa May, BTFO'd
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_IJAVPOBlDQ

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>>128259854

Just got this through the door this morning.