cia questionnaires and psyop mindfucks

>>128244507
Idk. At some point I just stopped caring.
I'm nobody and that is unlikely to ever change. I like it that way.

>>128244507
>that would never be shared on facebook anyway due to its illegality
>Implying the law has ever stopped a jew.
Neck yourself Zuckcuck.

>>128244507
>"normies"
God fucking damn it stop using this god-forsaken word when a better word already exists, god damn it.
If you use "normies" you pretty much out yourself as an redditor.

>>128244507

The difference is everything here is satire.

>>128244879
Time for OP to an reddit then.

>>128244507
Stopped caring after the Boston Marathon bombing.

>>128244507

I stopped playing the complete and utter obfuscation game over the past year.

Out of the darkness, into the light.

>>128244927
I reckon it would be forbidden to use a word with "-fag" on reddit, so the redditors naturally start using "normie". The redditor (/r/the_donald) mentality sticks with them even when they start posting here, so they never move on from that word.

I had a Facebook for 6 months then deleted.

Waste of fucking time.

>>128245280
I'm pretty sure we use "normie" along with the "reee" thing just because it sounds autistic as fuck, so you're pretty much wrong. /pol/ just enjoys to satirize itself to hell and back.

>>128244507
apply today
https://www.cia.gov/careers/application-process

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>>128244669
Oh hey, I posted already, whaddayaknow

>>128245947

Lose the drug policy, I don't want to lie through polygraphs (even though I can).

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>>128246046
just be honest, we dont care.

>>128245851
>we
no
/r9k/ is what made both of these "big" - but /pol/ made them their own.
I still can't bring myself to use something that came out of that filthy place. I had no problem with the ronery threads before, but these faggots have taken them, and amplified them 1000% and added complete idiocy to them. The stuff before was deeply affecting and even bittersweet to a degree, but /r9k/ is fucking shit. It's like /s4s/, but with a ronery twist. Not a good place.

>>128244507
>responds truthfully
That's your first mistake

>>128246120

How does the company treat jack of all trades (people that can do/learn anything)?

>>128245947
damn cianiggers.

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>>128246753
>>128245947
>>128246120

if i'm not a citizen but live legally in the country and there is interest in me will there be contact and recommendation to become a citizen or will my application simply be dismissed?

>>128248613

Meh, you guys have my number.

Come have a conversation whenever you get tired of Mormons.

>create dozens of elaborate lies in obvious shill info threads
>they don't know whats real and whats not

>CIA caring about what high school you went to

try again boyo

>>128250326
>look for consistency in certain opinions
>sift out the rest
wow. so hard. much tired. agent sleepy now.

>>128250611

Depends how you do it.

If you change the mannerisms and colloquialisms often, pattern recognition will think you're multiple people using the same computer.

>>128244669
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oY6f_e1poVg

You deserve to have your freedoms taken away.

>>128250684
you're right, it must be the ghosts in your mother's basement

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>>128250863

>sabu's pity party

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>>128244507
Oh no the CIA got a bunch of info on how I don't like blackies and SJW cunts noooooo

Also I constantly make up fake personas so good luck to any shills trying to get some info out of the massive heap of random shit that is my posting history. I pity the agent that sifts through that.

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>>128251080
>Also I constantly make up fake personas
like what?

>>128244507
At this point who cares after a decade on this site ive posted
>face
>dick
>credit card when drunk
>dick
>little sisters nudes
>girlfriends nudes
>dick
>my house
>my dog
>dick
>battlestation
>my restaurants kitchen
>dick
>and email

Im probably not even on the threat matrix

>>128251241
like me
: -DDDDDDDDDDD dD

>>128244507
No one is truly anonymous online unless they use Tor, and even then there's shit like analyzing your writing style that can de-anonymize you.

I don't even give a fuck at this point.

>>128245280
You're stupid, normie originated on /r9k/

>>128251520
see >>128246308
I know that.

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>mfw applying for cia

>>128251520
>>128251573
To clarify, the redditors saw that some people were already using that word, and they naturally had a preference to using it because of their mindset.

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>>128251690

Mr. Robot is actually a Teddy K documentary.

The more you know.

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>>128251690
>mfw they ask me about downloading mp3s in the year 2000

>>128244669
Muh life
Yeah just don't give any fucks anymore