WTF is happening?

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People literally say this every day for as long as the stock market has been around. Relax.

I wish it was true

>>128220881
I know, but I have never seen the real MSM produce these stories, and the fed is raising interest rates.

>>128220751
Nope.
Someone is trying to pump up the value of their stock of their PMs.
Might-could be a person who has direct access to mass media outlets.
Win-Win for them, unless you refuse to take the b8.

>>128220751
America is becoming great again.

>>128220751
Nothing would do more to blow their cover than a "crash" less than six months into Trump's presidency.

>>128220751
Trump retweeted somethings about the stock market being up this morning, so of course they're pushing that the stock market is about to crash.

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>>128220751
Yes, the stock market bubble has only ever been bigger once - in 1999/2000 when valuations went fucking mental during the tech bubble. And it's all due to pic related.

I got a silicon valley juicer and 100 juice bags stocked up. I'll survive. Will you?

Anyway, don't the central banks own everything by now? They've been buying so many billions of corporate debt every day so i figured we were living in the socialist utopia already

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>>128221142
What else is new, it seems like repeat of the dotcom bubble. There are banks investing billions upon billions into these no product companies.

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>>128220751
There will be an eventual collapse of the stock market. Too much debt and quantitative easy which only delays the inevitable. The interest on US debt is about due to surpass the yearly GDP.

Don't know when, but with a Republican in office the Democrats will gladly allow it to happen. Hedge a percentage of your investments in gold.

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>>128220751
You fucking read yahoo? Fucking faggot.

>>128221932
I do not, I read the first article then looked for more.

>>128221805
post fucking proof of the interest higher than GDP. Bullshit. we are 19trillion in debt and have like 15 trillion GDP

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Good things.

>>128221055
>implying that the average American has a political attention span of more than 3 weeks
We are dealing with a class of people who get their worldview by reading CNN headlines (not even the articles).

>>128221718
airbnb is profitable

there was another thread someone saying its happening monday.

thought he was a retard until seeing this,

and silver and gold went up in value today, by quite alot too.

would explain it since ppl in the know would buy it before anyone else...

should i cash out of my 401K guys? take the tax penalty hit and cash out now or risk my account getting destroyed in a stock market crash

>>128223689
gold market is rigged
big banks share info on their users stop orders and plot to trigger those orders while taking a profit, movements in the market aren't usually due to news

>>128220751
Fuck, FinanceAnon said it would happen soon after Trump got back from his trip. Water filters and super male vitality here I come

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Just imagine if battles were fought by both sides bending over with their asses facing each other, and farting out little colored pellets. When a man is hit by such a pellet he is "out" and they all retire after battle to have massive gay sex and fuck each other with petrified whale cocks.

There will be a crash soon and it will hurt, bad.

Anyone who says otherwise is delusional. When I was getting my B.Sc in finance, my derivative swaps professor couldn't believe what Bernanke was doing.

>>128224366
hello reddit

>>128220751
I used to say on /pol/ that if Trump won the election the kikes would engineer a market crash.

>>128224686
A crash almost seems inevitable.

>>128224686
It's too soon though for that. I mean shit he only assumed office a few months ago. Anyone with half a brain would know that it wouldn't be Trump's faul....

Fuck

>>128220751
>hussman
Always do the opposite of what Jews tell you to do

>>128221062
this makes the most sense, in 2014 id think you a tinfoil guy, but now i think this is the most logical

>>128220751

>Twice right John Hussman predicts stock market crash

Just like a broken clock

tech+housing is the US is about to fucking implode.

I work in this industry and the amount of mouth breathing code artisans and filthy fucking indians doing nothing for 80k a year is stomach turning. also the last 3 of my friends that offered on houses over offered the same day listing to "snag" the house. this isn't LA, or New york. It's the fucking midwest cowtown fake metro. It's 10x on the coasts.

>>128220751
analyst at a top hedge fund here.
ask me anything on the markets.

>>128224905
PLEASE, normies are fucking retarded. They're going to manipulate a crash and blame Trump, the average idiot will eat it up.

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>>128220751
Faggot, you searched for it. What did you think was going to come up?

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>>128224905
>Implying that the majority of the demos has a brain

>>128220751
Nobody, LITERALLY nobody will be able to predict the next crash with any amount of accuracy. It's impossible to forecast.

>>128225192
what does this mean for me? i do not have a job in housing or tech, and neither does anyone in my family.

>>128224686
>I used to say on /pol/ that if Trump won the election the kikes would engineer a market crash.
The crash was engineered in '08. Trump's election literally had nothing to do with it.

>>128225192
is a crash bullish or bearish for shitcoins?

Sounds good to me

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should we start a 4chan meme to get something trending and viral on social media that will tell everyone to withdraw all their money from their bank accounts on monday and cause a run on the banks?

>>128225242
I'm going to do my part and tell normies that Trump didn't even pass his tax plan yet. He literally did nothing that could crash the economy so far.

>>128225360
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vgqG3ITMv1Q

>>128225053
kek

Not that shemitah shit again.

>>128225255
Yeah, I am not surprised something came up, I am surprised what sources came from. The MSM is typically not so jumpy.

>>128220944
*were

>>128225192
Is it rigged?

>>128225385
I don't think there is a major crash coming.
There will be a market correction, say, 10-15% max (and only if it's really catastrophic). Overall, the fundamentals are good.

It will also primarily depend on whether Trump is able to deliver on deregulation and fiscal package, because both of those are priced into today's levels.
>>128225424
Shitcoins are haven assets like gold, so any crash will pump up the value of bitcoin and the rest.

>>128225463
Only if you want your parents to lose a lot of their pension money.

>>128220751
we're gonna mirror the early 20th century, so wait for the 2040's when it gets good

>>128223624
Thanks for pointing out the 1 company in Silicon Valley outside of Facebook that's profitable. Oh, and it's profitable while helping destroy the hospitality industry.

La-dee-frickin-dah. Silicon Valley is literally the biggest house of cards I've ever seen. They've learned nothing from the first tech bubble. In fact, these faggots just doubled down on their meme shit.

It disgusts me, tbqhwyfam.

>>128225799
No, unfortunately.
Financial markets in 2017 are incredibly competitive and efficient. Not perfect, but efficient enough that it's really fucking difficult to outperform.

>>128226018
Time in the market beats timing the market.
Just buy low cost market tracking index funds and hold for 20 years. That's your path to riches.

>>128220751

This shit needs to hold off for a few months, I'm trying to sell two houses here.

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>>128220751
MORE CHAOS

The market isn't going to crash. Values are to high right now. You might see a 10-20% hit in the near future but it's just the market re-correcting itself.

When it comes to your 401k, if you are young like 20s, 30s, early to mid 40's I wouldn't worry about it, you will make back whatever you could potentially lose. If you are a few years from retirement, you have to gauge the 10-20% vs tax penalty and decide for yourself.

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>>128225891
>pump up the value
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0NNQl_XmvzU
PUMP THE VALUE FAGGOTS FIVE SCOOPS CMON

>>128226097
I'm no big fan of tech and I think the valuations are irrational.

But we are very far from a dotcom crisis like in the eraly 2000, because nowadays tech company actually make money, and a lot.

Look at amazon: they might be profitable because they reinvest every penny, but they're turning $136 billion in revenue and growing double digits every year. Google, Apple, Facebook, even. They all generate a fuckton of cash. Nothing like the eraly 2000s.

>>128226018
You do know there was a WW1 right?

>>128226494
Sorry, typo, meant to say that amazon "might NOT be profitable".

>>128220751
chaos for the chaos god

>>128225192
is silver the most undervalued commodity ?

>>128221055
It was trumps fault!

>>128226494
how many BTC and ETH do you own?

>>128226494
Companies like Amazon and Google haven't been "tech" companies for like 10 years. Amazon sells tangible products as if they were an enormous physical retailer. Google is in god knows what at this point. Apple is obviously a different monster of tech company that has been around for 30 years. Facebook is literally CIA phonebook.

I'm talking about the tech shit that sells nothing or just acts like a middleman. You can't possibly be any type of decent analyst and not see the bullshit flowing out of the valley. Come on, dude. Quit larping.

Its been a long time since the last pol market watch

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>>128220751
>Trump gives speech
>DOW sky rockets
>Liberals: HES GOING TO KILL US ALL THE STOCK MARKET IS FIRST

>>128226790
I'm not a commodity expert and don't know too much about silver.

I cover equities, mainly tech and financials.

>>128224366
Linking every post, this should be a banable offense faggot

>>128226974
>2015, current year before Trump
>shemitah
>China market spam

good times

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>>128220751
This time it's going down.

might crash, might not. will certainly crash eventually. very small chance you will time exactly when it will happen.

>>128220751
the nose strikes again

Kissinger is trying to threaten Indonesia with unleashing mass terrorism on them if they do not hand over 12,500 tons of gold. They are at the Bilderberg meetings-the group planning for mass genocide. The ones who command ISIS and terrorist groups as their private army. Dear dishonest Deep State controlled media-YOU are disposable to them too. Time to fight back-humanity is facing the most evil cabal the world has ever seen. Satanists-and yes, they eat babies.

>>128225360
If there's any truth to the big short some people do but most are too greedy and arrogant plus the precedent for getting bailed out is already there

>>128226960
Amazon's future is not physical retail, which has 2% margin, but AWS, which has 80%. Google sells online advertisement, that's 90% of its revenue base, all the rest is moonshot projects which don't make any money. Facebook is a great business which is continuing to grow and turning $30 bn per year with super high margins.
Apple? Happy to concede that they're a different business from the above. But they also have an attractive valuation (check ex-cash p/e ratio).

Again, as I already said, I do think valuations are too frothy, especially in tech. But underneath those valuations you have businesses turning tens or hundreds of billions of dollars and growing year on year. If that's not good, I don't know what is.

Also, bear in mind that I am talking about the public markets. I don't give a shit about venture capital and startups, that's a different world.

You don't have to believe me, but I work for one of these funds: Citadel / Och Ziff / Bridgewater / Balyasny.

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there's this too

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>>128227845

I kind of always assumed with no actual confirmation that not only most of the valley but also most of Western tech was living and dying in the venture capital/startup scenarios. Is it worth it that 1 company in 100 even make it to public?

Not a rhetorical question, I did many code monkey jobs already for a lot of these startups (and not only banana country startups) and they are always doomed from the start, due to reasons I suspect are purposeful. From what little I know about Silicon Valley it's the same phenomenon: you throw billions inside a cage stock full with hundreds of rabid entrepreneurs and the single one who stands alive goes home with all the money. As someone from under more or like building up these made-to-fail projects, it seems wasteful, but perhaps the top-down vision is a more pleasant one.

>>128224366
Don't ever do this shit again.

You think silicon Valley is bad now, just wait until ethereum builds up its infrastructure.

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>>128220751
OP I found your express.co.uk article manually, but pic related is my search for "stock market."
>it tells a rather different tale

this is bullshit, there's no evidence that the market CAN collapse, furthermore it has never collapsed ever in the history of mankind

this is more liberal fake news designed to make trump look bad

>>128230879

Nah, that is not what they want. Look who has a short position on the market and what influence they have and I promise you they have a hand in this. Just someone trying to short the market and when it is at a peak, it is easier to make happen as you scare people, shake them out, make your short, get back in and ride up. Market manipulation 101.

>>128225360
I mean you can predict the time of year. Nearly all crashes are between september and november during the end of the fiscal year.

>>128220751
Obviously, The Dow Jones Industrial Average hits a new high Every god damn day. It has increased by around 25% adjusted for inflation since 2000 while industry shrinks. Our only real winners are in financial services and tech, while actual exports stagnate. We claimed we kept growing when we really didn't. America is Overvalued

>>128220751
I kind of hope it crashes and forces Tesla out of business.

>>128227307
>China market spam

Going on whatever that Chinese market site was and talking a bunch of shit was pretty fun.

>>128221718
Xiaomi is a good investment DESU they make high quality dirt cheap phones that BTFO American flagship devices