When being a white hipster goes wrong.

>>128207794
>Why are white people always trying to do quirky shit?

Because we're creators, curious, and intelligent. Don't you mean interesting shit?

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>>128207794
>tfw I am not suprised
Been to a few hippie festivals, they would smoke deer moss on the grounds that it was the anhydrous of the woods, an herbal "meth" like substance. And this was 20 years ago.

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>>128208404
>intelligent.

>An 18-month-old became critically ill after nibbling one-half of a mushroom cap given to her mother by a stranger who had picked mushrooms in the mountains that morning.

>a mushroom cap given to her mother by a stranger

>a stranger

>The child developed irreversible liver failure that affected her brain. She required a liver transplant and suffered "permanent neurologic impairment," the report said.

>irreversible liver failure

>>128207794
Giving these retarded hippies transplants is direct intervention with Mother Nature's course.

>>128207794
SAUCE

>>128207794
>homebrewed craft beer
>hipsters
I have a bunch of friends who brew their own beer, and none of them are hipsters. Just fucking nerds.

>>128207794

As an amateur mycologist myself with a handlebar moustache, you can call me whatever you want.... I love finding mushrooms...

That being said, these fucking retards were going after a dangerous mushroom, and found a more dangerous mushroom.

This is natural selection at its finest, and these people are fucking stupid to mistake them for edible mushrooms.

Fucking idiots... death caps don't look like puffballs.

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>>128207794
Do people make bullshit, pointless threads like this so we won't talk about what Goldman Sachs is doing in Venezuela now, Trump saving American sovereignty yesterday and etc... ?

Are you CIA?

Senpai they need to learn to identify mushrooms better. There are old mycologists, there are bold mycologists - but there are no old, bold mycologists.

This is mushroom hunting 101 - learn to positive id the deadly ones, and learn to the id the handful of tasty ones. The rest are cool just to photograph.

t. amateur mycologist

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>amateur mycologist
>>128209581

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>>128207794
GODDAMMIT SAUCE ON THESE .WEBMS. WHY DOES NOBODY EVER SAUCE THESE .WEBMS. FOR THE LOVE OF GOD OP, WHERE. IS. THIS. SAUUUUUUCCCCEEEEEEE

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>>128207794
lel fuck hippies

>>128209940
Because it's a shill thread imho.

>>128208404
WE

>>128210110
WUZ

>>128207794
Haha they ate death cap mushrooms. Idiots.

>>128209631
What is Goldman Sachs doing in Venezuela

>>128207794
Mycology is not to be taken lightly. Fungus is serious business.

>>128207794
>>128208845
give us her name you pos

>>128209964
Demon?

>>128209080
>>128209940
I have all three WEBMS but at work. I'll post in the 27 Amateur asian threads over on /b/ - later on tonight

>>128210225

INTRESTING N SHEIT

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>>128210583
Monica I believe

>>128207794
>Northern California
Like pottery

>>128207794
How do you accidentally eat a death cap? What were they trying to eat? It is like one of the easiest mushooms to idenitfy

>>128207794
No one likes McDonald's 24/7 like you fatty.

>>128210825
>how do you accidentally eat death cap

I don't know what death cap is or what it looks like , so people like me

>>128211038
But you're not going to be eating mushrooms without consulting a field guide at least, where you would see amanitas prominently displayed with skull and cross bones

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>>128210825

>Death caps have been reported to taste pleasant.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amanita_phalloides

>>128211337
Amanita - white gilled with cup at the bottom.

Don't eat any amanita. Especially death caps.

You don't go mushrooming without knowing what an amanita looks like.

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>>128207794
MODS ARE DELETING THREADS ABOUT HILLARY PODESTA CHILD PORN PIZZAGATE SETH RICH DNC

POST YOUR EVIDENCE

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>>128207794
Gathering wild mushrooms is a millenary tradition nigger.
I used to go to the mountain on weekends with my grandparents to pick up some mushrooms.

>>128209940
It's just some generic, dime-a-dozen panface gook whore, calm the fuck down you fucking sperg.

>>128207794
Black people eat mudcakes and mosquito patties. I don't want to hear a word from you, shitskin.

>>128207794
>a toddler suffered permanent brain damage

And a new "progressive" has been created.

>>128207794
>Why are white people always trying to do quirky shit?
Whitey got no history or tradition or culture.

>>128211687
So that's how they are made...

I thought they just gave them the FEV virus.

>>128207794
>>128208845
Name of this semen demon?

>>128207794
I swear liberals all have the same lack of personality and do this shit to imitate real people.

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>>128209581

>you can call me whatever you want

mycophagist

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>>128209736

do u take psilos? is it really that dangerous? what bad can happen?

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>>128212365
Hey man, nothing wrong with being a mycophagist

>>128212434
Shroomery.org

>>128211632
OP is just some faggot urbanite.

What idiots. We learned not to touch shit like this in school when we were like 14.

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>Giving your toddler wild mushrooms

Darwinism truly is a blessing

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>>128211653
>Black people


>Alleged victims of this kind of poisoning include Roman Emperor Claudius, Pope Clement VII, the Russian tsaritsa Natalia Naryshkina, and Holy Roman Emperor Charles VI.

They're all white. Coincidence?

>>128211290
ya i learned in boy scouts how not to just eat random shit you see laying around lol

>>128208845
Does she have a dick?

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>>128212796
MOOOAAARRR

>>128210361
What are the queers doing to the soil?

>>128211648
As opposed to laura southern who is a "based aryan qt3.14" right? Faggot white boy. Is your name chris? Hahaha

>>128212434
taking shrooms isn't really bad for you. from experience, it's actually a way better and more comfortable high than LSD. i envy brits who can actually find liberty caps.

>>128207794
There is nothing wrong with picking and eating wild mushrooms, herbs and plants as long as you know what you're doing.

>>128210361
they bought cheap bounds in hopes that current regime stays and they get payed

>>128208404
You're fucking kidding me right? Having to scavenge for food is nigger-tier. That's why whitey invented farms.

>>128207794
I keep seeing this girl get posted, who is she?

>>128209631
>>128210361

goldman and venezuela. tell us now.

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>>128207794
So, a stranger gave my mom some mushrooms. I ate them with hot sauce.

>>128210361
Goldman-Sachs bought 2.4 Billion dollars of bonds from Venezuela.

>>128207794
my boner.. pants... too tight. ...aaaaaah it hurts

>>128213535
The difference is we do it for fun. Start hiking and count the niggers you see. By the end of the day on a busy path you will not have gone past 5 fingers.

>>128213061
Fuck yeah.

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>>128207794

Source on the webms

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>>128213273
>There is nothing wrong with picking and eating wild mushrooms, herbs and plants as long as you know what you're doing.

But it's 2017. There's no need to forage for food in the forest and potentially cause your children brain damage. All the herbs and mushrooms you want are at your local super market. You can even grow your own in your backyard or your windowsill if you're renting. Only animals need to forage for food. We're no longer cavemen.

>>128209631

You just have to hijack the popular shill threads to get the info out fast, that's how it always worked

>>128213795
I can accept that you go and pick mushrooms that are hard to find in stores, but FFS, if you want a common mushroom which I'm pretty sure they were looking for, just go to the damn store.

>>128214181
HNNNNNG

>>128214181
she is definitely sending a snapchat during this and holding the video button

>>128209116

Nerds are the new hipsters. Being a geek has been in since 2007.

By geek I mean xkcd humor and star wars.

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>>128214181

Whos the semen demon?

>>128207794
That's why you actually order spores and grow shrooms yourself, and don't just eat random mushrooms from the woods.

>>128214181
PLEASE TELL ME SHE HAS A FUCKING DICK

>>128207794
Op are you retarded, everybody forages, up here it's mostly koreans or natives that do it.

>somebody dies on a toilet
>dude white people ayyyyy

kill yourself

>>128214802

>she
>dick

KYS you fucking degenerate.

>>128214802
what the fuck why this is not /b/ go back to /b/

>>128214802
she does
and its fucking huge

Anyone who goes foraging for wild edible plants without knowing exactly what they're picking deserves to be fucking poisoned.

>>128209940
Goddamn, it's just a video of some girl's cleavage, those are a dime a dozen.

>>128214802
HE HAS A FUCKING DICK

>>128207794
i'd fuck her brains out

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>>128207794
Not to be a hipster faggot but I was doing amateur foraging 10 years ago

Had I known it woulda become a trend I woulda stuck with it and made a couple shekels off these woke whyt ppl

>>128214316
I would rather learn what's around me in case I find myself in a situation where I need to survive off the land. What they did is retarded though because there is tons of literature on the subject.

>>128215284
Would you wear a latex suit and let her beat you?

>>128214181
>>128212796
>>128208845
>>128207794
all I see is boobs

>>128207794

Who is this semen demon?

>>128214802
>tfw you will never be an attractive woman (male) and have anons on the internet lust after you
>tfw you will never be an attractive woman and have anons on the internet lust after you
Why even live?

>>128213535
>i'll never need survival skills in life
white people are doomed lol

>>128214181
As I said, if you know your shrooms and herbs, it wont do any damage, just dont be a retard and no you can't get some shit you might want in supermarkets, because they can't be farmed.

I for example love chanterelle and bolete mushrooms, but they only grow in woods, so I go and collect some in autumn. It's relaxing, kinda like fishing.

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>>128214802
this

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>>128207794
I wanna put my mushroom in her grass. Do you know what I am saying?

pic not related, but a google capcha. WHat is google telling us here?

>>128215010
>unironically using KYS

shouldn't you be in bed right now, little calvin?

>>128214181
fuck me you ruined it, from this angle that face went from a 10 to a 3

fuk why?

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>>128214316
Nah people eat these to trip


However it isn't pleasant and there a fine line between dosage and poisoned

>>128207794
Wtf is wrong with foraging? I'm into that shit and red pilled as hell. Nothing worse then being a slave to the agricultural Jew. It's literal what makes us great you don't see many non white people in biology.>>128207794

>>128207794
Foraging is pretty redpilled but you have to do it right or else you can hurt yourself. Dandelion greens and purslane are super common wild herbs with several times the Vit C and A content of store bought counterparts and it's very easy to make sure what you're eating.

>eating white mushrooms with white gills

Sounds like natural selection just taking place

>>128215818
Purslane, miners lettuce and lambs quarters are too and very delishous and easily identified

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>>128214181

WHY DID GOD MAKE ASIAN WOMEN SO FUCKING PERFECT WHY MUST HE TEMPT US TO RACEMIX LIKE DEGENERATES REEEEE

>>128212796
This is the one good thing that came from the Vietnam war.

>>128214181
CAN SOMEONE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE GIVE ME THE SOURCE OF THIS

>>128207794
>conflating organic farming with hipster foraging
fuck off faggot go eat some funyuns or some shit leave my garden alone. If you ever farmed anything in your life you would want to use organic methods as well.

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>>128216080

>>128216045
IKTF

> playing mushroom roulette

>>128214316
>being a slave to the supermarket Jew

Good goy pay for something you can get for free.

>>128216045
there is literally nothing wrong with racemixing and many other based pedes' are married to Asian females like Richard Spencer!

>>128214181
another reason to stay away from white woman

>>128207794
>play shitty new age Mario games
>try to eat mushrooms to stop being pussies and manlets
>almost die
lel

>>128215717
I've never once heard of a trip on fly agaric that was enjoyable, not to mention they can still kill you pretty easily if you aren't extremely careful about dosage, since chemical property varies from place to place with them.

>>128207794
WTF, I love poisonous mushrooms now.

Isn't it usually SE Asians dying from these mushrooms?

I don't know why you're acting like it's always Whites.

>>128209840
lol

A lot of mushrooms aren't toxic but inedible, meaning that you'll get an upset stomach but once in a while someone wins the lottery by mistaking a destroying angel for a button mushroom or puffball or they mistake a false chantrelle or jack-o-lantern for chicken-of-the-woods or a real chantrelle etc

Generally mushroom foraging is safe though if you stick to easy IDs and do 30 minutes of research beforehand

>>128216045

>Because he wanted to piss of stormfags?

>>128207794
>Using your child to poison test your mushroom haul.

Savage.

>>128215717
its a deleriant trip, which is really not worth trying unless you want to peek into insanity for a couple hours.

>>128216720
I know hippy shithead in nocal do it for a spiritual experience and heard others who did just to get high and regretted it

Most people who go that route don't know much about it and just hear that you get high and just go for it only to regret it later

I remember a few years back there was a bit of an epidemic on the east coast with high school kids consuming jimson weed. Now that's a truly dangerous and unfun experience

>>128207794
>amateur foraging...
This isn't new at all, look into urban foraging, which is literally dumpster diving for food. These are our niggers.

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>>128215717
No, dummies take those to trip. Pic related is completely nontoxic and gives you a much stronger trip.

>>128217048
You can you use salvia if you want to that

Wayyyyyyy safer

>>128216443
>flag
kek

>>128217474
fuck that
got dragged into a drawer

>>128217474
I'm aware of that but I'm also aware of the mentality of Santa Cruz hippies so when I read op my mind went straight to those as they grow everywhere up there

>First it was organic vegetables. Then it was homebrewed craft beer. Then it was "artisan" baked goods. Now it's searching for food in your backyard.

It's called preparing your own food you fuckin' premade food eating dipshit. Drink your brondo, faggot!

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>>128212883
Yep, "she" does. That """chick""" is a tranny.

>>128217508
it's not even the same high though, it's so hard to explain. salvia is much better. the one time i actually did 'trip' it was from diphenhydramine and it felt like i was having a conscious nightmare.

>>128207794
Mushroom are a fungus and have zero nutritional value. Any good survival and wild forage book advises extreme caution with mushrooms and because of their dubious nutritional value are lowest on the forage scale...i.e. like, leave them alone and gnaw tree bark instead. Any mushroom guide will scare you away from foraging mushrooms. Some of the poisons are slow acting but sure. They destroy certain internal organs. Some have no antidote.

>>128209116
>>128214636

yep. your friends are just hipsters who don't get laid

>>128210785
fuck, my neighbor looks just like her, ive known her since she was around 8 shes so cute, im afraid im gonna lose control

>>128216126
It's a youtube video, nothing happens. She meets her effeminate Asian boyfriend and walks away.

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filthy kuffar
i demand a source
inshallah-alohaagbarrablerablejihadtakbirsnackbarlalalalalalalalalalalala
pls
i need source
pls pls pls

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>>128217763

>It's called preparing your own food you fuckin' premade food eating dipshit. Drink your brondo, faggot!

>>128218404
post the link you faggot

I know how to identify psychoactive mushrooms and I'm conservative.

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>>128213183
>gook mad that /pol/ isn't falling for fake plastic women

>>128215717
Can anyone explain in specific detail what a bad trip is like?

>>128207794
>amateur foraging

Go to the fucking library and use the free internet find out Wharton doesn't poison you.

Also live somewhere with an actual forest and wildlife so it isn't dumpster diving.

>>128219406
You know the literal translation for Plastic Surgery in Chinese is "Hand Magic"

This shit looks like magic to me. It looks like they are 2 different people, but I can tell that they are the same person because of the ears.

>>128215441
They're fake.

>>128218404
I dont care I want to watch the fucking video
Also its obvious shes just with him for money anyway
girls who look like that are always useless party girls who'll do anything for more coke

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>3-year-old Victoria boy dies from poisonous 'death cap' mushroom

>A three-year old boy from Victoria has died after eating a poisonous "death cap" mushroom picked in the city, a health official said Wednesday.

>The boy was foraging for wild mushrooms with his family last week at an undisclosed location in downtown Victoria, said Richard Stanwick, chief medical health officer for Island Health.

http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/british-columbia/death-cap-mushroom-victoria-boy-poisoned-1.3802245


There seems to be a pattern of "white people" + "foraging" + "poisonous mushrooms" + "their kids".

Probably only foraging for mushrooms so they'll have something to post on Instagram or their hipster "blogs" no one will ever read.

>>128220901
Always remember to archive. Thank you.
>http://cbc ca/news/canada/british-columbia/death-cap-mushroom-victoria-boy-poisoned-1.3802245
https://archive.is/ipStl

>>128220925
Are you a bot??

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>>128221103
An operator will be with you shortly.

I always love how this shit is backed by celebrities who have hired a team of professional chefs that only cook them the most gourmet meals and then they turn around and tell you to go pick wild plants to eat

Wild mushrooms are actually based as fuck though, my dad has this workshop up in the hill that was used to grow mushrooms in the 70s so the whole area around is just delicious mushrooms growing at random, you're a damn fool if you don't pick muchrooms

But you have to know what they are, Like read a mushroom book, or you might give a toddler permanent brain damage, mushrooms don't fuck around

Man I'm so conflicted on this case

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>>128213151
just look at des moines Iowa and any other us city with a large population of homosexuals, you can't grow shit there

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>>128220925
goddamn it i love u norbro

>>128211648
a dime gook whore you could never get white boi

>>128210590
just give us a name, faggot

>>128207794
Where is webm from?
And why are people so stupid?

>>128222178
He wont because he knows its the only thing keeping his tread afloat.

you know this is how everything on the planet eats right? grocery stores is something new you fucking moron.

>>128213535
>scavenge for food is nigger-tier.

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>>128216045
>He actually fell for the racemixing meme

>>128222369
Well then I say we Sage his thread until he does

>>128207794
i commend those white hipsters for doing all that stuff,
there is literally nothing wrong with organic vegetables, home-brewed craft beer, "artisan" baked goods, or searching for food in your backyard or nearby woods.
these are all much better hobbies than being a fat shit that plays autistic video games all day, given the choice between 100 autistic videogame playing /pol/acks, and 100 white liberal hipsters who do cool shit, i would choose the hipsters every time

Sage
Better give up that sauce whiteboi

>>128216385
richard spencer is married to a russian

>>128212434
Yes. No. If you're in a shitty life situation and head space you will have psychological discomfort. Start slow. They can be the most positive experience you will ever have in life. Approach it with that level of respect and not hurr durr I ate 5g of caps and went to an amusement park with my buddy

>>128207794
>REALLY?! You let your toddler eat a mushroom given to you by a stranger!?
It's called natural selection.

>>128222178
>>128222369
>>128222528
I'm not OP faggots, and there is no sauce. It was posted in a /b/ Amateur Asians thread by an OP.

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Any amateur mycologists want to help me identify these? Pretty sure someone decided to grow these intentionally.

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>>128221103
Must be - gave me an archive reminder within seconds of a post the other day.

>>128220114
Actually that's just the word "surgery"
All surgery in Chinese is termed hand magic...

>>128223138
>russian
>asian
>russia is in asia, many russians are "KHAN'D",

>>128207794
>tfw I must pay more taxes so these people cannot be natural selection'd

>>128224972
My screen has fucky coloring right now so I just see the structure. Here's how you can learn to do this:

1. Take one cap and put it on some white paper. Set it aside for an hour with a glass on it. Then gently remove the glass and cap. Congrats you have now done your first spore print! What color are the spores? This will greatly narrow it down.

2. Then based on it's structure of size, how the cap is attached to the stalk, and if there is a veil ring remain or not you can look up it's family. There aren't too terrible many of these.

3. Then based on size and location of where it's growing you should be able to identify it. The spore print will be the deciding factor if there is any confusion.

Unless you live in the PNW there won't be hundreds of mushrooms around you. Learn to id amanita and psilocybes, then any local poisonous ones. Ignore any old wives tales about turns a silver spoon blue or whatever. And if you are not 100% sure do not eat it. Just photograph and move on.

>>128224972

>not psychedelic

>>128215010
You will never know the joy of sucking ladyboy dick with an attitude like that, faggot

>>128207794
There is nothing more aryan than brewing your own ale you disgusting degenrate.

>>128216045
>I saw one good looking gook and I need to racemix now

>>128220901
>>128214181
>>128212796
>>128208845
>>128207794
More please

>>128220901
HNNNNNNNNNNG

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>>128207794
Should I eat these?

>>128217274
>jimson weed

Dear god, you have got to be kidding me. Who in their right mind would willingly consume datura???

>>128207794
Wildcrafting is a good hobby, even if some people are LARPing and getting fucked over for being dumb. Nature is no joke and will kill the shit out of you. Real Wildcrafters know this.

This is mother returning bringing balance, as she has always done.

Good thing I hate mushrooms.

>>128220925
>>128221392
The bot can't auto-post for you obviously. What do you do, just get a notice and press enter on a premade comment?

I'll never understand why anyone would eat any fungus other than psychedelic fungus.
It's not that they taste bad, they just don't taste good.

>>128227994
t. I've had some sauteed portobellos once and didn't like it

Mushrooms vary pretty wildly in taste.

>>128207794
>eating wild mushrooms
>Californians are now sandnigger-tier

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2015/sep/29/germany-attributes-mushroom-poisonings-foraging-refugees

>>128228381
Always use archive. Thank you.
>https://theguardian com/world/2015/sep/29/germany-attributes-mushroom-poisonings-foraging-refugees
https://archive.is/amXUi

>>128228407
answer >>128227760

https://www.theguardian.com/environment/2017/jun/02/european-leaders-vow-to-keep-fighting-global-warming-despite-us-withdrawal

>>128228544
Checked. Archived

>https://theguardian com/environment/2017/jun/02/european-leaders-vow-to-keep-fighting-global-warming-despite-us-withdrawal
https://archive.is/QlBD7

>>128228167
I don't dislike them. I just find them a completely useless food ingredient.
And I've tried countless versions.

How can anyone like mushrooms

They literally grow in shit and taste like rubber

>>128228552
Everyone has their own preferences, I guess. I think mushroom and sausage pizza is pretty great.

>>128228544
>>128227760
Trade secrets

>>128228695
Plants grow in shit too

>>128209581
as a mushroom lover you should know exactly why the ate deathcaps. the deathcap looks just like a magic mushroom. they wanted to get high. that actually makes me think they need to look into that mother and and see if she is drugging her kid

>>128207794
It's more than likely that 90% of these cases (baby excluded) were just retards that thought they were grabbing magic mushrooms.

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>>128220925
>>128221392
>>128228407
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>>128228742
I do enjoy coming across this level of autism. It makes all the other autism I see look so much more normal.

I'm going hiking next week in victoria, australia. Any mushroom infographs to keep me alive?

>>128230091
>>128229304
Deathcaps look nothing at all like magic mushrooms. They more resemble destroying angels.

>>128211485
i ate them and nothing happend to me faggot. i just had werid dreams.

>>128229304
>that actually makes me think they need to look into that mother and and see if she is drugging her kid

Christ shitlord just because she poisoned her kid doesn't mean she is a bad mother.

>>128231686
after doing a little research your right it seems ive been calling destroying angels and death caps the other for years. not that it really matters i was not going to put those things in my mouth either way. but still they were stupid hipsters so my point still stands

>>128210471
Yeah, there's not mushroom for mistakes

>>128232986
Ha! You made a joke. You seem like a fun guy!

thanks for the webms

Sounds like they picked the Death's Head mushroom instead of the Ceasar's mushroom.

They are nearly indistinguishable to an amateur. Even professionals have been poisoned by them. The only way to truly distinguish which is which is to get a spore sample and put it under a microscope.

The Ceasar's mushroom is delicious. The Death's Head is too. The Death's Head won't fuck you up until a couple days after you've eaten it. Then your kidneys are toast.

Never ever eat mushrooms from the wood unless you're a trained expert.

>>128227348
You only need to eat the skin.
You can also dry and smoke the skin.
Then here is what will happen:

You will salivate so bad you need a cup nearby to hold the drool. Smoke some pot to dry out your mouth.
The taste of the mushroom is way too strange to describe.
You will go on a trip with Santa Claus, my snownigger.
After your trip you can store your piss and drink it later for a later trip. Your body pisses out the drug.
But fuck that.

>>128236079
I was thinking drying and making some tea.

>>128211485
I wouldn't recommend eating anything with the word "Death" in its name

>>128237595
death by chocolate

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>be a druggie nigger
>destroy your liver because you want to do shrooms dude lmao XD
>nigger a chance to get a healthy liver from someone who really needs it
People who get liver damage from eating poisonous mushrooms should get euthanasia instead.

Anybody who wants to EAT mushrooms first identifies them, anyone who wants to get high just googles "magic mushrooms" then fucking dies.

all of these neckbeards can locate obscure terrorist hideouts in bumfuk nowhere but can't source these webms

goddamn fuking useless

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>>128207794
Poles are Mushroom Kangz. We've been picking wild mushrooms for centuries and know which ones to avoid.

LOL @ these shroomcucks. Death caps are basically aryan portabellos

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>>128238989
Congratulations on discovering Weaponized Autism.

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>>128239178
>vlasic pickles
>not kosher dills

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t. Pole

>>128219584
go to erowid

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>>128207794
What, americans dont collect mushrooms from forest?

>>128213183
Asian faces look retarded

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>>128219584
Go to erowid son. Don't read about Duster. It's a huge bummer.

>>128240194
I could post literal thousands of pictures of 'white' americans that look retarded.

>>128240331
But every Asian face does

I'll eat a lot of natural foods. I grow a lot myself. But there's no way on God's green earth I'll eat randomly found mushrooms. Sure, it's safe when you know the right ones to eat, they say. But if you're wrong ... you're dead.

>>128209940
>not being a registered member of tcf

>>128240102
Americans from "flyover states" collect all sorts of shit from the forest, most of them were also taught to do it by parents or other family member.

Hipsters from California who are into foraging because locally sourced food is like, so much better for you and the environment and gives you tons of Facebook likes and shit, usually did not have the benefit of family traditions to guide them, and are working off of google image search at best.

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Gregg Allman's Funeral is tomorrow at 1pm in Macon, GA.
President Carter will be in attendance. Gregg requested all attendees wear jeans & a flashy sport coat. No wonder if President Carter will wear a flashy jacket.
R.I.P. Georgia Blues Legend.

>>128207794
I eat lots of the mushrooms I find. However, although I've been doing this for years, I never touch anything I can't identify, or even ones that resemble poisonous ones. That shit is no joke. I'm very surprised that people survived this, it's testament to Americas health care.

>>128213532
What Goldman Sachs hopes is the current regime be deposed. That's the only way they will be paid, else, they won't be paid because Maduro haven't money left now and won't have when the time to pay come

The risk is whether Maduro leave or not

>>128211485
A. muscaria are good eating apparently. You can leach out the muscimol through parboiling and the ibotenic acid isn't concentrated enough to cause harm.

Even raw, estimates for lethal doses are as high as 15 mature caps. They've been used for religious purposes in at least a dozen countries.

>>128207794
>black people think gathering food is quirky shit
>Can't even caveman properly
Explains a lot senpai.

>>128221884
Thanks for reminding me of my childhood. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1v3CzvQ9e_w

>>128241605
deathcaps are super easy to identify though...

>>128208404
>implying jamal can understand this

why even reply to this bait thread ?

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I didn't know there were so many mycophiles on /pol/

>>128239178
people eating in the supermarket is beyond rude.
always women, always entitled women.
(exception is Grandmas)

>>128217048
or forever

>>128223138
he was dating an asian in the past.

>>128241764
Less than 1 in WA State can kill; but good luck to you.

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>>128207794
>Why would people do this?
Because out there exists many types of mushrooms, some of which are incredibly delicious.

The problem is you have to have an eye for it, so the only people who can do this safely are mycologists.

>>128229304
Hallucinogenic mushrooms like the liberty cap grow in cow shit. When people eat deathcaps they mistake them for tasty varieties, not the kind that get you high

Deathcaps also smell like roses.

>>128207794
How the fuck do you just start picking and eating mushrooms it takes years to get it right and even then there are some you just stay away from because its so hard to tell

>>128242809
how many people do you think are on /pol/?

>>128250058
What do you mean? It has been already confirmed numerous times that /pol/ is one person.

>>128250058
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xq6Cisyo1FE

100?

no source on the chick. fuck drumpf

>>128207794
>California
>hipsters
>dying

Praise kek

>>128213262
You can get upto 14 years prison now for picking them.
Hippies showed me what to pick in 1987.
Most importantly dont pick anything fungus that is all white

>>128209736
I bet you're a fungi at parties.

>>128207794
>Homebrew craft beer
I disagree with this one. Either I spend 30 bucks on piss beer, or I spend 20 bucks on quality beer.

>>128251435
yes, but how fat is he? 600 pounds? 850 pounds? more?

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>>128216045
REEEEEEEEEE WHITE DEVIL, MATE WITH YOUR OWN WOMAN!

>>128213183
my name is chris. and gooks are hideous.

>>128220901
Don't run off without giving source.

>>128207794
sauce me my nigga

Dunno famalam morels are good enough to risk liver failure

>>128207794
>>128208845
>>128211337
>>128212796
>>128214181
>>128220901
Who is this bitch?

>>128242809
Most of /pol is degenerate, how did this come as a surprise newfriend?

>t. degenerate faggot that's tripped a lot

>>128207794
it's a good resource to exploit if you know what you're doing. you can get lots of good food and some types of mushrooms are actually really valuable, monetarily or medicinally. you shouldn't be doing it if you don't know how to identify mushrooms, especially if you're hunting types that have poisonous look a likes.

>>128207794
>Americans

I've been picking berries and mushroom since I was four years old and people dying to poisonous ones has always baffled me.

Hell, False Morel is a delicacy in Finland and people still don't get sick that often.

>>128207794
sauce on gook

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>>128214181

>There's no need to forage for food in the forest

Here in Oregon some people forage for mushrooms in the forest and sell them to the hippy natural food stores. It can be surprisingly lucrative, if you know the best spots to look. Other people forage for moss and sell it to the local floral shoppes.

>>128209080
shes aussie

check anon ib aussie sluts, theres a thread

>>128208404

Stop saying we and we're, most white people can't be lumped together into vague self flattering stereotypes, this is getting more embarrassing than mbti

>>128207794
sauce

>>128259575
we like this post

>>128207794
Isn't it weird that I just got into foraging recently and some /pol/ster is talking about it. What inspired me was a series of videos from 2014.

>>128207794
I've been collecting and eating dinner mushrooms all my life. You don't get poisioned if you're not a complete retard. We also collect eldar flower here so we can make eldar flower juice.

>>128214181
how big are those boobs?

>>128241171

youre not supposed to leak anything from there fham

>>128207794
Fake, and they are spectacular.

>>128231241
There's a lot more shit in Australia that will kill you than the saprophytes...

Mushrooms have the dumbest fucking names...

>>128207794
Wild mushrooms and berries are delicious. I don't give a fuck if some retarded commiefornians kill themselves for not doing proper research. Eat shit faggot

>>128207794
It's just natural selection at work. We get to see it working in real time, except we are too compassionate to not heal them. Unfortunately, these people were probably never cut out to live, except for the young kid, who got hurt because the parents were idiots.

>>128260043
Have you eaten Libertycaps? Do you find em alot?

>>128208845
I'm very very hard right now

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>>128216443
Sure goyim

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>>128214802
>flag

>>128211337
I 110% know her, she is in my uni class(s),

She is taking a STEM degree.

Not revealing name.

>>128266967
looks like an average sydney chink

>>128267428
she is

she is super basic.

does makeup and shit in her physics classes and always runs off with her friends to the bathroom

The only girls in my physics class are the ones that do makeup in class.

Fuck it pisses me off.

I hate her, she is retarded.

>>128209116
>my friends go to church and always talk about jesus but they arent christians
This is how you sound. If you brew beer youre a hipster

I had a friend that would always pick puffballs where ever he found them, including people's yards. He knew they were safe to consume, though.

>>128228695
HAHAHAHA POINT AND LAUGH AT THE STUPID LEAF

Just pick puffball mushrooms, it's pretty impossible to screw that up and they're delicious

>>128267784
I think she's beautiful and has great knockers, but it figures that she's shallow as you say. I'd rather have a plain girl with a good disposition lel.

>>128268518
they look MUCH bigger there than irl.

>>128207794
>>128208845
she looks like a dude in the face, very strong jawline.
everyone is just mesmerized by her tits.

i guess this is what it's like to fuck a trap

>>128271180
Shut up you American nigger

Well this is pretty fucking degenerate

>>128268168
What if you are a brewer?

I wanna see her feet

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>>128208764
time to get some deer moss

>>128254030
its a trap sorry

>>128217474
noice

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THERE IS ONE MORE WEBM OF THAT SLANTY GRABBING SOME DUDES HANDS AND HAS THE FUCK ME EYES WHOEVER FUCKING HAS IS POST IT NOW

>>128207794
First it was organic vegetables.
Then it was homebrewed craft beer.
Then it was "artisan" baked goods.
Now it's searching for food in your backyard.

>nothing wrong with that Monsanto, apart from obv. being a hipster moron

>>128210509
Don't know the name, but I swear this was filmed in Melbourne Central in Melb cunt

>>128207794
Hottest Asian chick I've ever seen. Her ass must smell like heaven.

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>>128277549
>She dates other gooks

Dropped.

>>128218175
Not everyone can get laid. Girls only like outgoing and muscular guys. Shy and average guys don't get laid.

>>128210785
Who is this angle, and why do I keep seeing her?