Brit/pol/ - The Tripfag's Burden edition

>>128207110
OBJECTION

>https://theguardian com/environment/2017/jun/02/european-leaders-vow-to-keep-fighting-global-warming-despite-us-withdrawal
https://archive.is/QlBD7
>https://theguardian com/commentisfree/2017/jun/02/tories-school-education-cuts
https://archive.is/fYV3t

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BREHS

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Anyone else on the dole?

I have been put on the cource litteraly called "Look good feel good" and it's going to be two weeks in a room with a woman teacher trying to get me to be motivated

The woman at the job centre also said the girls in the group were going to cut our hair and stuff like group bonding ect, what the fuck?

Not bullshiting either i will upload the letters

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LADS, I NEED YOUR HELP.

I'M MAKING A BRIT/POL/ MAP OF SCOTLAND AND I NEED YOUR INPUT.

I'VE ALREADY DONE ABERDEENSHIRE, NOW I NEED TO DO THE FOLLOWING AREAS:

MORAY (ELGIN AND BUCKIE)
INVERNESS
ABERDEEN CITY

C'MON NOW LADS.

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>>128207289

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Islam is cancer

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Why is the Brit/pol/ presence on twitter so weak?

Why do we allow the Corbynista to overrun us?

>>128207110
>It's a "Newbie tripfag tries to replace the older tripfags even though they were universally hated on the general" episode

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>>128207289
>>128207332
I feel bad for you but you don't have to let them cut your hair.

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>>128207277

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>Kerrang endorses Corbyn
It's all over guys. Corbyn's got it in the bag.

>>128207289
>>128207332
Jesus Christ that sounds awful.

I work with people and help them get back in to work and those courses are almost always just to get you to actually find a job so you don't have to attend. Good luck if you decide not to go, btw. They'll cut your shit.

>>128207296
Inverness here. What you want?

>>128207474
I asked this at the job centre and she said i would have to "try and fully take part"

>>128207110
tripfags will hang

>>128207333
you spelt capitalism wrong

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?

>>128207545
>Good luck if you decide not to go, btw. They'll cut your shit.

No im going, i was told it was only girls going so i can't pass it up

>>128207110
>>Tory candidate South Thanet charged over expenses:
>http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-kent-40129826


Betting over who will win South Thanet?

>>128207338
Because some 16 year old with a twitter account spouting about how lovely Corbyn is because he wants to tax the evil rich people isn't going to convince people old enough or wise enough to know what happened the last time similar policies were tried out.

>>128207277
Soy milky

>>128207545
What's your opinion on Inverness? I'm doing a map of Scotland based on the English Brit/pol/ map showing off demographics and shit.

e.g. Blackpool (now shit seaside resort)
London (Pakis and muslims everywhere)

>>128207586
>>128207395
Stop posting in the thread and make a different one then.

>>128207711
Inverness is mostly white with a growing polish community, high street is dead, but the town has a lot of touristy places

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>>128207739
>thread splitting

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Why are these Labour thugs going after David Cameron, Nigel Farage and Nick Clegg with knives?

>>128207739
Grow up, kids.

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Let's have a disgusting normie competition - who has the most Twitter/Instagram followers?

74 Twittercunts and 301 Instagram followers, beat that

>>128207259
>>128207259
>>128207259
REAL THREAD
NON TRIPFAGS
NON WANKER
MUMMY CERTIFIED

My best mate just said that anyone earning over £80,000 should pay more taxes and everyone under that should be let off because of the 'rich' people's 'privilege'. I love the dude like a brother, but how do you respond to that?

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>Voting for Corbynist mayhem here.
>Voting against neolib/neocon tory establishment
>invoking spirit of 1945
>INVOKING KEK AND MEME MAGIC

>>128207289
Southampton? Suppose it could just as easily be Northampton. Anyway it's just an ordeal mechanism to make claiming benefits less attractive.

Tough love. With a pair of Dr. Martens.

>>128207973
Yeah southampton

>>128207859
Rightly So is decent lad. You can stay in that beta-thread of yours.

>>128207831
So to sum Inverness up, here be slavs and tourists?

>>128208072
>tripfags
>ever decent

>>128207901
Remind him that anyone making that amount of money has likely earned it, and is also likely in a position that they're employing other people.

If said person gets taxed beyond their limit, they will look for tax loopholes or even upsticks to another country, where they can work while paying less tax.

Alternatively, point him to China and say "that's where companies go to get shit done when the rich are overtaxed"

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>>128207859
>MUMMY CERTIFIED

Is it degenerate to impregnate white sluts with a fake name and never see them again?

It'll improve birth rates.

>>128207852
i have a 1500 twitter follower account, but the audience is too (((global))) to be politically useful to me. don't have instagram because i'm not in the business of selling herbal tea.

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>>128208129
Haven't you ran off to your other thread yet?

>>128208107
I guess "Nationalists, tourists, slavs"

>>128207577
Tell em it's discrimination, you're on the dole not in the fucking marines

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>>128207859
>MUMMY CERTIFIED

Kindly go play in a fire, MUZZIE MAY cuck

I work for HMRC in the tax credit office dealing with the children aspect. Ask me anything.

>>128208189
Yes. Sex outside of marriage is always immoral.

>>128208144
>Remind him that anyone making that amount of money has likely earned it, and is also likely in a position that they're employing other people.
I did and he said 'half of them are given their positions'. Uni/London changes people lad, keep your loved ones up north.

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>>128207277
>tfw no busty asian gf

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>>128208251
desu im coming around on the idea, ill have a grill touching me for a good half hour

>>128208129
at least he talks politics, unlike the other filterfodder.

>>128207681
France literally just tried that kind of thing with Hollande and he had to back down when it started backfiring straight away.

>>128207608
Something just seems off the way the Labour support apparently skyrocketed as soon as the election was called.

>>128208277
How many single mums have you made babies with while telling them it's even more cash to them?

>>128208277
how regular is claimant fraud

>>128208189
No, I want someone to be around to pay my pension

>>128208350
>Busty
>Asian

>>128208227
Not bad...
>>128208277
Have you ever stuck your finger up your arse whilst having a wank?

>>128208340
If hes all for wealth distribution you can easily get him on board with national socialism

If not then he will rethink his position at least

>>128207289
Nigger you can't even spell "course", despite it being in the letter you received and photographed for our intense amusement.

You're a sloppy loser and you need some Jordan Peterson in your life.

Get a job. DO ANYTHING.

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>>128208072
fuck off poorfags

>>128208340
>'half of them are given their positions
Ask him for proof. Besides that, their fathers, grandfathers, etc, have earned it.

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>>128208552
>Get a job. DO ANYTHING.

nah

>>128208461
I can dream alright...

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>>128207289
Lol fucking hell.

I just quit my job so I guess I've got something to look forward to............

>>128208569

>>128207901
tell him most economists agree with his pov

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>>128208569
Someone's salty no one is using his shitty thread

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Like Jesus himself, Britain has chosen to die to save others. The pace of European federalism will now be increased, creating the greatest nation ever to exist!

Britain will die an agonising slow death by a thousand cuts: the economy will tank, poverty will soar, crime will increase, law and order shall collapse and finally what is left of the state will sell what remains of the state apparatus to their Jewish corporate overlords.

Meanwhile, Islam will continue to grow exponentially and will take over the country by force, an underfunded and corrupt army will collapse as badly as at the fall of Singapore. Shariah law will be imposed and no-one will step in to stop it because no-one will care.

The up-side to the fall of this once great nation is it will serve as a painful example as to the endgame of these pseudo-nationalistic retards calling for the collapse of Europe. Support for anti-EU parties will collapse as the results of secession become clear, paving the way for a united Europe.

Another plus is that, seeing the fate of our British brethren, we will be finally spurned into action against the fifth column Islamic vermin within our countries, within 20 years they will be expelled from Europe en-mass, and will probably end up in the UK.

This is the future you chose Britain. Thank you so much, we will not forget your sacrifice.

>>128208645
It's not as bad as it sounds, im going to be the only guy there

>>128208645
Why?

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Enjoying a pint of Wainwright lads. Lovely stuff.

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>>128208569
>>128208620
FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT

j

>>128207110
What the fuck is he so happy about? Holy shit Bongs are deranged.

>>128207277
>that eyelid
Chinks are fucking revolting. You people have terrible taste

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>>128207110
COME ON JEZZA!!!

Wait why the fuck isn't since4pass working for me lads? I want to dick wave.

>>128208569
lol, you seem visibly upset

>>128208739
Yeah it's still bad. You'll be the only guy sure, but the birds are all absolute mingers without exception. You might catch an STD if you get too close

>>128208753
Why what? Why I quit? ... because it was shit and I felt I had to move move move

>>128207608
Tell me Brits, how fucked are you?
>inb4 ((polls))

Lads I've done it, I've saved us.

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>>128207422
>>128207500
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>>128208788
Please explain
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qd5-qspfKtc

>>128208645
Job centre is a fucking nightmare these days m8, that dumb cunt on QT whining about suicide questions has clearly never had to sign on before. Everyone there would welcome a shotgun in the mouth.

>>128207289
The whole point is to demean you and do your head in until you stop being a lazy cunt and get a job. Get a job you faggot.
t. ex-dolehound

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> How Britain could turn into Venezuela if Corbyn moves into No. 10: ROBERT HARDMAN visits the country lauded as an 'inspiration' by the Labour leader - but where millions go hungry and inflation could hit 2,500%


http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4567608/How-Britain-turn-Venezuela-Corbyn-wins.html

>>128208019
Nige has done enough for England he's been fighting and slamming pints for us a long time.

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>>128208975
>but the birds are all absolute mingers without exception. You might catch an STD if you get too close

Debating if i should bring condoms, would be too much if someone saw and asked about them, but just in case

>>128208144
> if we don't keep the average person in wage slavery, the numbers on the thing won't go up

what's the point? if 26% CT is going to harm your business so much you have to move, then you were just a corporate welfare parasite to begin with. Ignoring the fact that most boomer and gen x businesses are falsely underwritten by inflated property values and never actually grew that much - employing people literally doesn't matter if it's nigger tier work for somalians and libyans like selling corn on the street or hand washing cars near a burning skip.

if the inbreds and swan eaters amongst us could think of a business idea other than (((rentals))) and financial kikery we wouldn't be in this mess - there would be an economy with actual jobs. as it is, they just captured the central banking mechanism instead and decided to destroy our society and culture while printing money for their mates in the (((city))). Vote Mummy June 8th!

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>>128208816
no u

>>128208402
None. I have a girlfriend and don't associate with anybody who'd be on tax credits.

>>128208415
Very regular. Most fraud is due to them not telling us when the child is no longer their responsibility or out of education. They get away with this if they ring our contact centre and end the claim with them after being caught because once a decision has been made by us caseworkers or the contact centre, we're legally not allowed to undo it. It's a big loophole that there are no plans to fix.

>>128208472
Nope.

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>>128209037
>until you stop being a lazy cunt and get a job. Get a job you faggot.
>>128208625

>>128208734
Sweden will get there first.

>>128209037
Too true. The idea is that they fuck you off on so many levels and with so many frivolous wastes of time that you take on any job you can get just to get them off your back.

Wait until they have you do "Self esteem work", which is literally stacking shelves for Poundland except you don't get paid.

>>128207901
Shake his hand and thank him for educating you with the truth. Nobody earning that much has earned it and has probably broken laws.

>>128208144
Arsewipe

>>128208396
Not like the media need it to bolster their ratings or anything.

Nobody is interested in a one man race.
It is political showmanship

Not only that, but to let a person think they are in with a chance, lowers their efforts and also makes the defeat further crushing as you easily pull ahead towards the finish line.

>>128209018
Yeah, they have stamped out any humanity by now. There is no leeway in the system. It's all about efficiency and the number/check box on their screen, etc.

>>128209037
Having to go to the Job Centre is like someone encouraging you to commit suicide fortnightly, or weekly now if you're under 25.

That place has probably took thousands of lives, in all honesty.

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Looks like that fat bloke off of the Office is running as the local milklad.

>>128209241
>Wait until they have you do "Self esteem work", which is literally stacking shelves for Poundland except you don't get paid.

Already done many "voluntary" work programs

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>>128207289

>look good
>feel good
>improvement

>>128207110
>Corbyn bursts throug 40% in latest poll:
SUUUUUUUUURRRRGGGGGGGGEEEEE
I laughed so hard at the nuclear weapons thing. Wouldn't be allowed to use them even if you wanted to.

>>128209427
Why not just get an actual paid job then?
You know you can refuse the voluntary work things as well? But if you've already done it, why not just get a job? I don't understand

>>128209051
https://www.trusselltrust.org/2017/04/25/uk-foodbank-use-continues-rise/

if people are going to be starving anyway might as well get some of the fucking gibbs. losing my job has ironically helped me as i didn't go on bennies and subsequently couldn't eat much. so i'm no longer a fat fuck, which is good for job interviews but bad for my continued nutritional security. only so much lentils and eggs a man can eat before doing something drastic like voting for a mildly socialist economic agenda.

>>128209565
i just can't bring myself to go to a job interview

>>128209395
It does appear that way from where I'm sat.

Plus I suspect the Tories will open up a lead in the polls in the coming week, especially after Corbyn's performance tonight.

>>128207638

Ireland are probably keen to display their diversity credentials to the EU to continue getting favorable tax sweetheart deals.

They also want to be in the 1st tier should a future two speed Europe arise.

>>128209427
What EXACTLY are you on anon.

is there any wiggle room for you to claim Personal Independence Payment (bad back, "mental health" issues, etc)

>>128209395
Brexit will never win!
Trump will never win!
Tories wi- ...hm. Better change that headline.

>>128209133
There's plenty of ideas lad, but thanks to the (((moneyed interests))) we have high input costs of production meaning it's better to get shit done in eastern Europe or China.
Considering the job both parties have done on the economy over the past 40 years I'm amazed we're still in the top 10.

>>128209219
They will make you jump through more and more hoops until you do it. Eventually you will have to apply for 100 jobs a week and thy will ring some of them in front of you to check that you did it. They will make you do 'work experience' in a charity shop for no extra money. They will make you do the same retarded courses over and over again where you learn how to fill out an application form for the nth time. Seriously get a fucking job. What are you gonna do if your parents die tomorrow and you have to get your own place?

>>128209707
Yeah they ask me constantly if i have anxiety, i tell them no but i think i do, just can't be arsed to go to my gp and spill the beans yet

>>128209661
Then you have quite frankly condemned your whole life to that of a Beta-male

>>128209173
you got more?

>>128208396
And the Tories didn't?

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FUCK OFF POORFAGS

>>128209824
nope

>>128209661
Anxiety?
Mate, just ask them to send you to an agency or something.
Or just get an interview arranged and do a shot of whiskey before. (I've done this and got the job)... Obviously make sure you have chewing gum but fucking hell, don't just avoid it, lad.

Force yourself to do it

>>128208691
>>128209263
>Doctors don't earn their money
>Years of acquiring debt and hard work taken purely to invest in yourself long term shouldn't have a decent pay off
>No ones motivated to achieve as they'll be punished and short handed both short and long term.

Wow guys can't wait to fund you guys further as I ponder over all the debt I'm paying off and social life and youth I sold away to afford to get to where I am today but fuck me right?

>>128209173

fake tits and anyone who cannot see that is probably a leavetard.

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>britpol raging at the BBC for bias audience vs tories
>Question time today
>Pic related roasting corbyn relentlessly on IRA/Nukes

explain lads

>>128209791
Off myself

>>128209818
i don't really care at this point

>>128209210

why would a child no longer be the responsibility of their parent? seems a bit far fetched m8, unless i'm misunderstanding.

>>128209792
Just tell them yes, go to your GP and give them some story about how being unemployed is depressing you, you struggle to get out the door, etc, and you'll get a claim in for PIP and UTC, where the job centre stops bothering you all together

>>128209965
Man, the Pringles guy got old

>>128209970
Well you're a faggot then.

>>128209918
>Anxiety?
I would say no since when i am at home alone i feel normal

>Mate, just ask them to send you to an agency or something.

I have already done agency work, couldn't stand to be around people making mini flower pots

>Force yourself to do it

I already have done many times, never got the job, i even applied for the army thinking they could help me but they refused me

>>128209965
The BBC hate Corbyn as well. They have their own progressive narrative that they look to push forward.

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>>128209873
>Having a mental breakdown because you aren't popular and go fishing for (you)s

>>128209946
so what you nerd? fake tits look great under clothes

>>128210032
Maybe one day, but for now ill keep things how they are

>>128210086
Yeah

A whole fistful of pickled wotsits and I shove them right in me gob I say. Chew, masticate, oh great calcium titans of a soggy and broiling industry! Then it tickles, smarts, shocks, right in the jubblies. Bloody good that.

>>128209965
It was still about two thirds lefty

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>>128207289
:>Theresa May will get you a job after a nice haircut and a smart suit.

VOTE CORBYN

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>>128209965

>britpol raging at the BBC

seems familiar.

>>128210183
>tfw too mentally ill and anxious to make things easier on yourself

>>128210272
I would rather they got me out of the house, the only thing that makes me go is if i don't they will cut me oof

>>128210092
>I would say no since when i am at home alone i feel normal
Yeah its called social anxiety mate. That's what you've got. Go see your GP and do something at least.

I don't believe that they wouldn't give you the job anyway, because I've interviewed literal dribbling retards and gave them the job. You just don't want to work some shit entry level job because you think you're better than that, but you're not, obviously.

Get a fucking job, or at least be trying to do so. If you've been unemployed more than a year, then you're either not trying, you've got anxiety/mental health issues or you're just taking the piss

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>>128209873
>egg with a photo on it
I don't get it.

>>128210174

no they look fake u caaaant

>>128209852
In comparison? Not really no. Their support tapered off and rose slowly and dipped.

Their support is roughly now where they were before the election was called.
Whereas Labour have all of a sudden shot up to highs they haven't seen in a long, long time.

You'll also note the the Tory poll numbers are all over the shop, yet Labour are for some reason seeing a day on day sharp increase in their support.
That isn't natural and doesn't happen without figures being manipulated.

I know historically polls tend to overcompensate for Labour and always short change the Tories but I think they are doubling down on the Labour prediction.

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>>128210293
>That low quality

>>128210324
It's an easy way to get money as long as you are happy to have mental illness on your nhs file forever.

>>128210324
I didn't say never, but yeah you are right

>>128210374
i dropped out of school so i have grade U for english and maths, i tried to go to college but quit after a week

been NEET for about four years now, three/two on the dole

>>128210556
> dropped out of school so i have grade U for english and maths,
Doesn't matter. Get a cleaning job, they don't even care as long as you speak the language

>been NEET for about four years now
So you're a career doley? You see the dole as a lifestyle choice? Because unless you're mentally fucked, that's exactly what you're doing.

Just get any job for fucks sake

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>>128210483

u want sumodat high res BBC yeah? u want it big and in your face.

>>128210343
if you self harm and get committed you could get sickness bene's. it's more money then jobseekers and you don't have to do anything. becoming anorexic will get you there too

Evening lads - I missed the QT special tonight, and would appreciate Anons' thoughts on how it went.

>>128210721
>Abusing the system
You people are fucking disgusting.

There are genuinely ill people out there who don't get the help they need because of people like you lying and bullshitting... fucking vermin

>>128210556
Just don't put the bad things on your cv and make up some good ones. Use someone you know as a reference.

>>128210756
May soundbites on brexit, semi-stumble on dementia tax

Corbyn grilled about the IRA/Nukes by (>>128209965) over and over again, he seemed to stumble a bit.

All in all I want my 40minutes back

>>128210556
Mate go into manual work. After a few years of doing whatever manual job start your own business in it.

>>128210710
>Doesn't matter. Get a cleaning job, they don't even care as long as you speak the language

I stopped going to interviews a while ago, i am just making excuses at this point but i am in too deep at this point

>>128210866
Fakers don't make it past ATOS and Capita. Most people with real problems don't either.

>>128210756
Virtue signalling from Corbyn and audience harassment to both.

>>128210721
>if you self harm
Rather not

>>128210885
Most employers don't even bother to check references... especially if it's just a shit job... You can make up any old shit and they don't fucking care.

The guy is just a lazy dole lifestyle-r. Scum of the earth, pretty much.

>>128210866
Most of them are doing it. Depression is usually a synonym for laziness.

>>128210477
I've been wondering if it is an attempt to try and ensure credibility for polling.

Lets face it after the last 3 elections (That includes the US Pres) Polling "Experts" have looked like utter dog shite. By forcing it to be closer They're minimizing criticism of themselves and can proclaim accuracy

>Tories are a pretty comfortable safe prediction
>Labour does exceedingly well = We got it right!
>Labour does as shit as initially predicted = We got it right! Just had a surge which didn't produce on the day
>Labour does in the middle = We basically got it right. We can take into account that not all of the surge would come through on the day.

Either way this absurd changes in polling really suits the "Experts" as now they've basically covered the entire ground

>>128210477
They shot up in the first couple of days, then Theresa May started talking.

>>128210983
>I stopped going to interviews a while ago, i am just making excuses at this point but i am in too deep at this point
So how can you complain about the Job Centre then? They are literally doing their job and you are quite clearly not doing what you are supposed to be doing... which is getting a job...

>>128211003
Yeah they do. Of course they do! People can lie without guilt or remorse... people cheat the system all the time and the ones who are honest and seriously fucked get fucked because they don't know how it all works

>>128210960
>>128211049

Cheers lads - gonna be an intriguing few days.

>>128210005

It's our term for them having moved out or turned 19.

>>128211061
And he's wasting the time when he doesn't have to pay bills and could save money easily for later in life.

>>128211222
There are loads of polls though, plenty of them called Brexit and Trump.
Just because they get ignored by the media doesn't mean they don't exist.

>>128211339
>19
No. Kick kids out at 16 to get them into employment and housing if they aren't staying on at school.

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What job can you get with an English lit degree lads? Would I get a look in at the guardian?

>>128209226
Dream on friend :^)

>>128210866
i was in the system for a year and half the people on sickness benefits are pot smokers and alcoholics. real 'mental illness' is massively exaggerated

>>128211003
if a doctor signs the sickness note you bypass those

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>>128210293
germany is the gross but of the jewish bottom

>>128208396
Tories apparently wanted to cut services for old people, if that's true that would explain a lot

>>128211003
Honestly lad depression is the easiest thing to claim bennies for. It's a fucking joke.

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Nice to see the Lefty/pol/ shills fucked off for the night after Corbyn's roasting... it's finally nice and quiet, if only for a brief time

>>128211499
Teacher. I'd reccomend volunteering in a prison first though.

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>>128211313
>So how can you complain about the Job Centre then? They are literally doing their job and you are quite clearly not doing what you are supposed to be doing... which is getting a job...

Fuck it i might as well go and see my GP

>>128211376
I know this, I bet money on them by using the polls otherwise left unnoticed but when looking at their sampling gave extremely decent projections.

This is more for the "Mainstream" pollsters who clearly have had issues with their methodology and after such a short stint of time have to now produce more polls given mainstream coverage. If they fuck it up they're probably up to be replaced so playing it safe may mean giving yourself more time as a pollster caught three times in a row with your trousers down to fix the errors in your model.

>>128211256
True.

But all the polls don't truly account for FPTP (I'm not even going to entertain the YouGov bullshit poll).
Sure the polls may end up reflecting the popular vote, but that doesn't always and most likely won't translate into more seats for Labour.

Despite what the polls say, I'm still predicting a comfortable majority for the Conservatives. I also think we'll see a few polls next week that will show Labour support starting to drop.

>>128211564
Hey, my dick looks like that soft

>>128211455

I'm answering a question related to tax credits. What are you on about?

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>>128211605
the things i'd do to this tart

>>128211524
>real 'mental illness' is massively exaggerated
There are people out there with real mental illness like schizos, etc, who don't get adequate help because their GP thinks they're bullshitting or exaggerating.

It's all backwards... the ones who receive the help are the ones who know how to abuse the system and lie, cheat, etc. They know the right things to say to the right people

>>128207289
I'm applying for universal credit tommorow after being made redundant from my job of six years.

I'm a metal head with hair down to his lower back. Fuck.

>>128211335
Meh, Corbyn isn't going to win without Scotland and his votes are concentrated in urban places and will very unlikely transform this percentage increase into more seats, however if he does pull it out the bag and May decreases her overall majority expect the Tory party to have the knifes out for her. Historically the Tories have been ruthless to their leaders.

>>128211707
that yougov poll you don't like is done using the same model that predicted brexit and trump. what now?

>>128211806
>There are people out there with real mental illness like schizos, etc, who don't get adequate help because their GP thinks they're bullshitting or exaggerating.

If they have an episode and go to the mental hospital they get the money instantly, my dad is in and out

>>128211838
It has taken them about three years to get to this point, you'll probably be safe

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>>128211799
Join the back of the queue lad :(

>>128211913
Because both of those votes were obviously FPTP...oh wait.

>>128211499
https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2016/nov/24/tears-of-joy-emoji-worst-gloat-about-human-suffering
If this kind of shit can get published at the Guardin you'll be fine. Why there though and not try and work your way up through one of the tabloids?

>>128212061
Always remember to archive. Thank you.
>https://theguardian com/commentisfree/2016/nov/24/tears-of-joy-emoji-worst-gloat-about-human-suffering
https://archive.is/0fLXq

>>128211806
the schizos are the ones who constantly smoke pot, have repeat psychotic episodes because of it then go back to hospital, get released and keep on doing it

>>128212046
oh wow, you found the flaw in their model. what a genius you are. someone better tell them this election uses fptp

>>128211655
Your choice, however, never having any money, and sitting around and doing nothing with your life will send you mad in the end anyway.

>>128211851

Good point lad - that (the collapse of the Labour vote in Scotland) will be a major hindrance to Labour's success.

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>>128211222
Corbyn literally can't lose.

>win - WTF Corbyn hero!!!
>hung parliament - wonderful mayhem!
>heavy defeat - blame it on the back-stabbing blairite/soft-left MPs
>these MPs lose their seats and get replaced by Momentum for next election.

Any lads speak paki?

https://www.pscp.tv/w/1RDGlZZAzRjxL

https://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/ng-interactive/2017/jun/02/the-guardian-view-on-our-vote-its-labour

>The Guardian view on the election: it’s Labour
Quelle surprise.

>Jeremy Corbyn has shown that the party might be the start of something big rather than the last gasp of something small
Delusion at its finest.

>>128212262
Please archive. Thank you.

>https://guardian co uk/commentisfree/ng-interactive/2017/jun/02/the-guardian-view-on-our-vote-its-labour
https://archive.is/YUnSn

>>128210183
Oh fuck off, you haven't got """"""anxiety""""" you just get anxious like the rest of us at the thought of a job interview. Stop being such a lazy fucking leech on the rest of us. Tbh i 'can't be arsed' to get up and go to work some mornings but thats just life you fucking dickhead

>>128211913
I will say actually even though this kind of negates a point in my previous post (Unrelated to you though) The polling in the US Presidential elections was actually pretty accurate for the most part. What it didn't take into account very well is how it could play out in the system of an electoral college and a blind ignorance of many pollsters to further analyse the rust belt.

The Trump presidency was well predicted by some as an electoral college win and as such I placed down money and won a nice bit of pocket cash for the month.

>>128212262
Even Russell Brand is backing Corbyn, the Tories should be concerned.

>>128212184
I get that you're a leftard counting on a Labour win, but it isn't going to happen and you will still get a drubbing next week. Following that Corbyn will be tossed out for the second time and for good this time.

>>128211499
teaching? Especially abroad somewhere in the EU, you might be able to snag a comfy international school job (especially with experience)

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>>128212308
Really joggin my noggin

>>128212177
Nah, most schizos aren't druggie weed smokers, mate. What fucking cartoon planet are you living on?
Those people probably exist though yeah... but either way, the system should be there to help disabled people and those with mental illness that isn't "depression"... but there are people who know how it all works, they know what to say and what buttons to push when they're being "tested" or whatever...

>>128212227
>these MPs lose their seats and get replaced by Momentum for next election

They actually fucked that up completely, there are no left wing candidates up for election.

They won't be able to get enough MPs to nominate next leadership battle.

>>128212347
>brand

>>128211618
Fuck that lad, I don't want to get sent to some inner city comp to get stabbed by unruly wogs.

>>128212262
>Quelle surprise.
the guardian has been shitting on corbyn since he turned up.
that's a blairite paper. i'm suprised they didn't back the lib dems.

>>128212347
Shit, after all those years Brand gave as support to the conservatives to now have this betrayal! It's definitely a game changer.

>>128207110
Gas the crabb. Lynch this white nigger.

>>128212358
I get that you think everyone who disagrees with you must be doing so for reasons other than you being factually wrong... but you're wrong.

>>128212347
Oh God, whatever shall the Conservatives do now? I mean Russell Brand, that mans a political game changer!

>>128207110

Cheers for making the thread lad.

>>128212246
Is this the sharia patrol?

>>128210556

> been NEET for about four years now, three/two on the dole

I've destroyed my life much more thoroughly and for far longer and when my environment forces me to get a job the mini flower pot types at agencies are still quite capable of doing it. They just have to think you're not a flake.

Warm body, turns up on time ... that's the requirement for most of their clients. Surprisingly hard requirement to meet too.

>>128212491
Actually most are drug users. You could argue that their illness drives them to it if you like.

>>128212411
That would be better than teaching here, unless it was grammar/private which needs experience too. I think most of the international school teachers get head hunted from those kind of places.

Why are there so many prominent female Labour MPs who are absolute fucking retards?

Diane Abbott, Lisa Nandy, Jess Philips, Emily Thornberry, Angela Rayner, Angela Eagle, Naz Shah

>>128212835
Only schizo i know is a druggie

>>128212508
so apply to be one some place local

>>128212860
>muh equality
>muh diversity

>>128212684
I would say the conservatives made a mistake on how heavily they have repeatedly attacked using the military. It's putting focus only on an issue not greatly at the focus of the electorate right now. An easy target to use yes but not particularly effective.

The campaign the Tories have ran this election has been horrendously sloppy. Really would be inexcusable given any different circumstance.

>>128212308
We live in a nation that actively rewards complacency and laziness. What do you expect?

They've been literally conditioned like Pavlov's dog to lazily look for a job and get paid to fail at doing that.
They are literally paid money to fail at finding work. It is conditioning

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=49FWp7WLYKw

GOD BLESS THE ANGLOS,
GOD BLESS THE QUEEN
GOD BLESS THE OLD CHARIOT

>>128212792
Hard to understand their beautiful Swedish accents

>>128212491
Cannabis unlocks underlying mental conditions.

>>128212860
Why are so many MPs thick as shit? It's rare to find anyone who knows what they're talking about.

>>128212496

>They won't be able to get enough MPs to nominate next leadership battle.

Corbyn doesn't need to get MP nominations as sitting leader - court decision in last contest. Has the membership overwhelmingly behind him. Only problem is if the NEC tries to change the rules but they face a huge mob of Corbynistas if they do...

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>>128212308
>"here, we see the lesser-spotted wagie in it's natural habitat. Sitting alone and refreshing itself with alcohol, it reminisces upon the hard week of scavenging and survival behind it... little does it know that the cycle will begin once again when Monday morning arrives. This process will repeat until the poor creature dies of exhaustion in many years time, none the wiser to the time and energy wasted in its fruitless ordeal."

>>128212835
No they're not recreational druggies though. By "drug user" you mean medication? Then no shit...
>>128212909
>anecdote

>>128213020
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mDjOAsxeokw

>>128213042
Yeah no shit, but that doesn't mean all people with schizophrenia are weed smoking stoners, does it, genius?

>>128212860
Don't forget Alison 'let's shoot down Ruski planes cos of my Syrian covfufugees' McGovern

>>128212860
Former MP louise mensch is another one

>>128213216
Yeah it does. You need cannabis to unlock it.

How do I get into politics lads? I have no idea how to start but when I'm done with A-Levels I'm thinking of starting a political career if I can't afford Uni.

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>>128213143
>>128213216
Do you personally know any schizos chum?

Do you guys think the "Shy Tory" effect will be in place this election like a lot of others or do you think the state of Labour has opened up the electorate enough to make the shy tory not so shy anymore.

>>128213100
Well spotted..

How many seats do you reckon the Tories will win by?

I reckon 150-160.

Why do people think they're entitled for their kids to have a free school lunch?

My Mum and Dad were poor as fuck but they always managed to make me a packed lunch

>>128213143
No, I mean recreational. Almost all of them smoke cigarettes as well, which is weird. Also they are more likely to be a victim of violent crime than be a perpetrator.

>>128213280
What is your political position?

>>128212860
>Why are there so many prominent female Labour MPs who are absolute fucking retards?

Labour commits to a percentage of female MPs, selected from a shortlist.

At no point do they have to complete with the party's men.

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>>128213173
The vocals of the anglo, will never bee matched.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uS5xR7jBxDw


GOD BLESS THE QUEEN
GOD BLESS THE ANGLO

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> muh food banks

was she serious lads?

>>128213318
>Almost all of them smoke cigarettes as well, which is weird

>the use of tobacco products by patients with schizophrenia is believed to lessen the symptoms of the disease and improve cognition
https://www.drugabuse.gov/publications/research-reports/comorbidity-addiction-other-mental-illnesses/why-do-drug-use-disorders-often-co-occur-other-men

>>128213287
It's shy Labour voters we need to worry about. Everyone I've spoken to is supporting Corbyn and they were all die-hard Conservatives up until a few weeks ago. They still pretend to vote Conservative but in private they're all about Corbyn. The polling booth will reflect that.

>>128213280
And be a career politician? Great way to instantly fuck up your reputation. Join a think tank or even the military until you are in your 30s

>>128213455
0/10

>>128213280
>Failed at Uni so decided to go into politics

You need to hide that aspect of it first Lad if you want far success. Otherwise get down your local council, start partaking in campaigns (May have to travel to far constituencies to help campaign for others) and slowly grind your way through the brown nosing.

Alternatively become a social worker and network correctly.

>>128213275
>You need cannabis to unlock it
>Unlock it
How fucking stupid are you? Be honest.
So you think you can't be schizo unless you smoke weed? Is that what you're saying?

>>128213284
I've worked with them, you know, real vast experience unlike people ITT claiming: "Yeah that lad dave down the road is a schizo m8 and he smokes weed innit m8"

>>128212860

They are ordinary women, that is how they talk.

Labour politicians are bordering on the level of people just picked randomly from the street.

>>128212491
they are actually, ive spoken to my case worker about it, he said most smoke weed, and 70% of the time someone has a repeat episode, it involved weed. you know they take urine tests right?

>>128213306
I seem to remember iat my school t was only kids from single-parent families that had free school dinners.

>>128213280
study economics at uni. you can't be an mp till you're 30 anyway

>>128212840
Anything is better than teaching here

The money is in China but the living standards are somewhere like France/Spain/Baveria if you find a decent gig

>>128213291
80

>>128213318
No they don't. Cite me proof of all Schizophrenics using recreational drugs. I'll wait, you stupid cunt.

>>128213575
>I've worked with them, you know, real vast experience unlike people ITT claiming

My dad and brother are both schizophrenic, both heavy smokers and one is not a druggie anymore because smoking weed just fucked him up even more so he stopped

>>128213575
All shizos are druggies or on medication. Just look at paranoid schizophrenic Timothy Byrne.

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oh - oh, family reunion in the debate 1.12min. US husband example. How subtle.

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i love all of you. you are my people.

i miss my motherland i miss my people

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>>128213600
>study economics at uni

Also, you only have to be 18 or above to be an MP

>>128213742
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9nFE3VSBWG0

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>>128213431
>tfw no morbidly obese gf to strap to the front of a white van and go ram-raiding food banks with

>>128213742
get fucked cunt

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>>128213600
While this should be the case, it's simply not true lad.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mhairi_Black

>>128213742
oy cunt this is union jack flag only thread

>>128213589
[citation needed]
Anecdotes aren't evidence, dumb cunt
>>128213702
See above. Just because your dad and brother are fucked, doesn't mean all schizos are druggies, does it now?
>>128213716
Nah, they're not though.

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BREAKING NEWS

Corbyn caught putting graffiti outside 10 Downing Street

>>128213742
bring down the US government
do it for me, son

>>128213075
Smart people make lots of money under little pressure and enjoy a healthy work/life balance in the private sector instead

>>128213280
join the (((liberal democrats))) they're hungry for fresh young blood. You'll need to sleep with lots of sweaty obese women though to get ahead. Just look at what the leader has to bang to be in power.

You can't join labour without sucking at least 10 ethnic dongs.

You can't join conservative because you're poor.

>>128213891
Anecdotes are literally all you have though, or do you have any evidence to back you up faggot?

>>128213291
66

It'll be the 2005 election swapped around

>>128213280
Local council, trade union or think tanks but we really need some MP's with real world experience though.

>>128213671
I said most, not all. Which means more than half. I said almost all of them smoke, which is also true. Aren't you on the internet right now? Why don't you look yourself instead of expecting me to waste my time.

>>128213989
How?

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>>128213854
>>128213871
kill yourself you paki indian cunt>>128213871

>>128213742

That is a great pic

>>128214061
He's a nonce.

>>128213989
Jesus lad...

>>128214079
See faggot this is why burger niggers are not welcome

>>128213989
Dirty omar get OUT of this thread.

>>128213266

Allegedly Mensch is pulling a long con on the #Resistance retards, getting them worked up and making them look like idiots. If true it would be one of the most hilarious things ever pulled off.

>>128213319
When I'm not being tilted by /pol/ bait I'm left wing, wouldn't vote labour under Corbyn personally though.

>>128213503
I've been considering military but my parents threaten to disown me. Never thought about think tanks before though.

>>128213558
I haven't failed uni, I'm just not sure if I want to go. Haven't been sure since GCSE's really. Thanks for the advice anon, I appreciate it.

>>128214061
You can pick one of those up for having anime on your PC.

>>128213825
why not? better than having idiots standing there talking about magic money trees.

>>128213864
fuck, did this change? i remember growing up thinking you had to be over 30 for some reason

>>128213742
I don't miss you mongrel

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>>128213989
That's some proper top-shelf bait desu

>>128213989
Paki detected

>>128213989
NONCE
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C
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>>128214145
because i recognize the crown and my heritage?
and WILL NOT TAKE SHIT

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yXYVHXHcFts

>>128213993
Point me to a single time I used anecdotal evidence to justify that Schizophrenics aren't all stoner druggies? Go on.

If you believe that Schizophrenics are all weed smoking stoners, you are too stupid to argue with anyway. You realise schizophrenia is a condition that dates back to antiquity?

>>128213989
>Length of that name

Defo a paki

>>128213989
What's it like living in Rotherham?

May (a richfag) telling that nurse on minimum wage "there is no magic money tree" is perhaps the most condescending thing ever.

God I fucking hate the Tories.

>>128213989
Kill yourself you disgusting cunt

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>>128214278
>hes still posting

>>128207289

This meeting was yesterday....

did you go?

>>128214278
>LARPing in a comfy thread
get out

>>128214328
1pbtid

>>128214234
>>128214237
>>128214259
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>>128214325

what was it lads?

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>>128214369
YOU BET