Brit/pol/ - Papers edition

>>128194273
In the future, please archive

>https://theguardian com/environment/2017/jun/02/european-leaders-vow-to-keep-fighting-global-warming-despite-us-withdrawal
https://archive.is/QlBD7
>https://theguardian com/commentisfree/2017/jun/02/tories-school-education-cuts
https://archive.is/fYV3t

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3rd

>>128194294
How the fuck did you reply in 7 seconds?

>>128194294
excellentposting. vote UKIP

>>128194556
Bot.

>>128194556
It's a script/bot

>>128194556
my brainhurts

>>128194556

some botfaggot that doesn't understand everyone uses adblock anyway

What's this nukes are bad meme lads

Leftypol invasion??

Who is too dumb to see the logic behind a deterrent. Why are they equating it with us performing a preemptive strike on an orphanage of disabled muslim schoolgirls

>>128194590
>>128194620
Wrong and bad

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>>128194294
based norbot

summerfags should learn to archive tbqhwyf

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INQUIRY INTO POLLS EXPECTED BOYS

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who else /libdem in a safe seat/ here

>that one tripfag who keeps bitching about Trump

muh based assad

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>>128194607
Don't worry. We're being infested with reddit cunts and the like. They'll go away once the election is over.

no poles allowed

thanks

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What a fucking embarrassment, like a deer in the fucking headlights of an 18 wheeler.

https://twitter.com/Jamin2g/status/870751521750867968

>Newsnight

Fucking hate the BBC

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Everyone's saying that these three seats are going to be won by the Tories.

Will it happen?

>>128194716
>Stock up on the free dog food for when the food banks close.

>>128194900
>Moray
God I hope so.

>>128194722
what did he mean by this

>>128194970
ST JO KLAXON

Why do we have nuclear weapons why can't we just have LOVE and TOLERANCE?

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>>128194970

>>128194900
Yes. They'll win all the border seats as well.

>>128194900
Possibly, I really hope Moray goes at least. Seeing Robertson give a concession speech would be delightful.

>>128194362
>There's plenty of job offers in Cambridge. Any opinions on the city?

Housing is expensive. As in REALLY fucking expensive. I think only London costs more on average.

>>128194972

Cheeky Welsh cunts taking our Cheshire clay.

>Lol these paranoid deluded idiots thinking nations are going to be nuking us out of nowhere left right and centre

>We should give up our own nukes or there's a risk nations are going to be nuking us out of nowhere left right and centre, and I don't trust the Tories so they'll probably nuke Islamabad because they're evil lol dae save our NHS

>>128194900
>Seats held by Angus McNeil and Alex Salmond
God I hope so

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Who /wanksintoasock/ here

Not me - I simply don't understand how this could be better than just doing it in a tissue or down the sink lads. Someone explain the concept?

Give me a quick rundown on Question Time today

Did May get BTFO?

>>128195090
Kek

>>128194970
ARE JO

>>128194970
Who is that women in the top left picture?

>>128194273
>lose weight in time for the beach
if you're still a fat fuck in June give up

>>128195166
Just do it in me pants mate

"I haven't forgotten what you've told me boss, we have no tomorrow but there's still hope for the future. In our struggle to survive the present we push the future further away. Will I see it in my lifetime? Probably not, which means there's no time to waste. Someday the world will no longer need us, no need for the gun, or the hand to pull the trigger. I have to drive out this demon inside me, build a better future. That's what I, hmm, what "we" will leave as our legacy. Another mission, right boss?" ~ Punished Corbyn, a hero denied by his homeland.

>>128194294
reported for being a twat

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>>128195171

No, she was mediocre but competent.

Not as polished as Dave but no cock ups.

>chemical Geordie

>>128194722
Genuinely what did he mean by this? Is Labour polling way too high or what?

>>128194900
moray was like 150 votes short of going leave.

Major fishing area, its gonna go con 100%

>>128195213
I think she was a companion in Doctor Who a few years ago

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>>128195166

wank in the garden

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>tfw there's cunts on here helping a foreign twat steal a British job

>>128194273
Will be making counter memes tomorrow to explain why labour and lib dems are wrong on Tory policy, eg free school meal, dementia tax
All hell is appreciated making and spreading

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well brit/pol/?

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>>128194699

Because Corbyns comrades have been in full force for the passed month and an actual reasonable argument doesn't quite sit well with their attempted domination of policy. This leads to equating point A) as meaning point Q).

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Lads, I think Neil's about to fucking murder someone.

***IMPORTANT***
>>128195239
>>128195239
>>128195239
***IMPORTANT***

YOUTUBE TRYING TO JEW GENERAL ELECTION!

>>128194646
Diane Abbot writes for the Morning Star?

If Nuttall has just said that he sexually identifies as a Hillsborough victim do you think the left would have accepted him?

>>128195213
The Joke Ox. Was a Vic and Bob sketch I think.

>>128195408
Nuclear weapons have stopped all out wold war

>>128195408
If they absolutely had to make a Fallout reference they could've at least done it to one of the decent Fallout games.

>>128195408
>tells people they don't understand nuclear war
>doesn't understand nuclear deterrant

>>128195166
How do people wank into a tissue without it falling apart? Just end up picking bits off your bellend for an hour

>>128194716
>Corbyn: I won't help Sturgeon

>>128195491
fuck sake lad, hearty kek right there, was not expecting that

>>128195522
>The Joke Ox
Top Kek

Despairing lads, I thought we'd gone beyond the days of a cult of personality carrying somebody to an election. Not being willing to use nukes won't matter. The fact that Labour policies such as tax rate increases, rent controls and mass borrowing make absolutely no economic sense doesn't matter. The fact that the shadow education secretary has no GCSEs and the shadow chancellor is fully blown Marxist doesn't matter. Nor does it matter that the history of the 20th century is also a history of failing socialist policies. I'm thankful that Labour will lose, but I'm despairing at how frankly ridiculous the British public is at being led along this far.

>>128195032
Nukes are the only thing stopping India and Pakistan destroying each other

That is all well and good until some Islamist Paki sneaks into the army and thinks the best way to his 72 virgins is nuclear Armageddon.

>>128194699
They're just a penis extension. We're never going to use them, it's more about national prestige than anything else.
It would be nice if we can have a proper discussion about it as a country.

>>128195360
U av me gigglin

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>tfw corbyn is going to win
the rivers will run red with bourgeois blood.

>>128195590
If they're too young to even remember Fallout 1 & 2 they sure aren't qualified to talk about the Cold War.

>>128194294
Thank you based bot. OP should lurk moar before posting like a new faggot.

>>128195729
Thanks palMy brain just happens to be very good, New Zealand

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>>128195481

Based Neil

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CORBYN
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>>128195408
>doesn't understand the very simple concept of a deterrent
>call other people idiots

Just watched the QT special and holy shit why are these people so keen on nukes?

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>>128195227
>>128195360
Fair play lads. Got bored whilst house-sitting a couple of summers ago, wanked onto some brambles in some private woodland. Felt very wrong, guilty for days afterwards.

>>128195634
Why do you put the tissue in your bellend?

Hold it an inch away from the penis.

>>128195590
Four was probably the only one they played, even 3 despite being shit would've been a better argument. They don't even have clean drinking water in 3, in 4 the shit iss everywhere and there's super high technology growing on trees.

>All these people on twitter saying we should let people nuke us


most of them are pakis and immigrants suprise suprise

>>128195691
>We're never going to use them,
If that were true, we would end up needing to.
If you can't understand that sentence, end yourself.

Skipped Corbyn's section, who won?

>>128195408
>fictitious representations of unlikely events are far more accurate than actual, documented history and research into MAD

>>128195485
There was like 2 seconds, if that, of some people protesting. So fucking that?
>butbutbut it was LIBRULS protesting!
Ok go find me some young people taking to the streets against LGBT rights or whatever, because you'll struggle.

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>>128195408

>Remove nuclear weapons
>Conventional warfare becomes viable again.

Are people this retarded?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HxN1STgQXW8 [Embed]
>current year
>not listening to the super epic anti-ebil tory anthem

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>>128195901
This about sums it up.

>>128195634
The trouble for me is it leaks, usually just shoot into the sink these days senpai.

>>128195408
>Uses forms of fiction rather than actual real nuclear disaster examples.
>Thinks a post nuclear bomb site would be a brown, lifeless desert.

We'd be dead but this guys understanding of what a nuclear apocalypse would be is quite a long shot away from reality. Humanity would still get fucked though.

>>128195901
May. Only wobbles were on meme things not the country being destroyed

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>>128195685
same here lad

I imagine Corbyn in a gown walking across that Christmas the soldiers played football.

>>128196039
>usually just shoot into the sink
so you wank standing up? Sounds uncomfy mate

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>>128194771
Good goy. You really will change the status quo using one of the two main parties

>>128196008
Who dis white beetch

>>128195847
Gotta polish off the precum or it fucking stinks

>>128195999
Nahh, replace it with VX. At least that does not destroy the environment as much.

>>128195726
Based Obamaleaf

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>>128196056
Mummy won?

>>128195891
Yes that's why countries around the world are getting nuked all the time huh? Oh wait that's not happening, is it?

>>128195999
>Are people this retarded?

Yes. It's unbelievable how many people don't understand these simple concepts, and it's very telling that most of them are left wingers.

Nice trips.

>>128196133
I edge in my bed then get up and go to the bathroom when I'm ready to blow.

>>128196272
She lost the least.

>>128195213
That space professor that does STARGAZING live on BBC 2

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>>128195634
Not literally with it on your knob, just sort of... close by

>>128196077
>that tweet

Holy shit what the fuck is wrong with these people?

>>128196243

You really think they will stop a tchemical and biological weapons?

>>128196191
I just use the bidet for that.

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>>128196188
she was the girl who made the snarky "durr can't understand why the audience wants to nuke everyone XD" comment during the QT debate
but she's cute

>>128196272
I would say it's more like Corbyn lost.

>>128194900

Hi pollfag here.

Seat name (odds of winning, most likely winner)
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West Aberdeenshire and Kincardine (61% Tory)
Aberdeen South (59% SNP)
Moray (57% Tory)
Perth & Perthshire North (52% Tory)
Ochil & Perthshire South (63% SNP)
Stirling (65% SNP)
Renfrewshire East (48% SNP)

Torys will win all 3 border seats too.

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>>128196086
Never understood that football thing. They were literally butchering eachother in the mud, watching their friends and even brothers get killed, and then just decided to play football together.
'I think we are in rat's alley, where the dead men lost their bones'
>pic related

>>128196056
In all seriousness, this has to lose him some votes from even the devout. And why do these momentum fags think nuclear war means everyone gets vaporised?
A nuke will incinerate a city and its surroundings. Unless we get peppered with them, there will be plenty of survivors. The ability and will to retaliate is ESSENTIAL.
Want peace? Be ready for war.

>>128196326
Because they threaten to nuke back you dumb commie cunt

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Nice try, Crick!

>>128195297

They mean that when the Tories win by 10 points + and Labour get less than 190 seats there is going to be an inquiry into why the polls were set this way just so as to get the Tory semi-apathetic voters to go out and vote.

>>128195999
They would rather millions of adult men go off and die in horrible conditions than even a 0.0001% risk they are hurt.

>>128196573
May BTFO!

>>128196450
Britain Elects is predicting the first three will fall no problem.

WAK is 97% possibility of Tory.

AS and M are both 65% Tory.

>>128196478
Yeah not sure why people think one single nuke would destroy a whole country, even a smaller one like ours.

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>>128196426
>but she's cute

>>128195901
May, surprisingly.

>>128195408
Yes, read Schelling's Strategy of Conflict, and study Nash Equilibrium.

>>128196407
They are rabid ideologues. They are mad. Absolutely fucking mad and their madness is not only tolerated but promoted by academia and most of the media.

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Oh lawd.

>>128196501
>every country without nukes is getting nuked

>>128196649

Britain elects has been all over the place this past month. I don't know as to which extent you can rely on their information.

>>128196077
Well, Americans are the ones who act like Arab=Middle Eastern. Arabs are from the Arabian peninsula. Most of the Middle East races are just considered Asian in the UK.

>>128196411
Not at all. Chemical weapons are much cheaper and almost as effective at killing people. Why waste all that money when you can kill people much more cheaply? Its all a big dick show really.

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>>128196738

>This may be a possible timeline in some universe.

Fucking hell lads

>>128196738

God if that ever came true I hope Iran and North Korea nuke us.

>>128196758

Ukraine would still have Crimea if they had retained their nukes.

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>>128196738
Is that real?

>>128196759
I'm just going with my gut feeling that those three SNP cunts will be making concession speeches in the wee hours of the 9th.

>>128196426
Eyebrows on fleek my man, 7/10 would bang

>>128196738
At least Dim Tim:The politics edition did something right by ruling out coalition

>>128195481

>the imbecile uses his real name, an actual picture of himself, and says where he lives
>just keeps tweeting, doesn't delete or apologise

I really hope Neil sues him into the ground. Would be hilarious.

>>128196738
The absolute state of Scot Pravda

>>128196738
Voting Tory because they don't make me cringe as much.

>>128196478
Surely the assumption should be that most nations want to avoid nuclear war and mutually assured destruction?

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>>128196758

It's a political symbol as well you clown. It means your words have weight to them. Every nation on the planet that projects power has them.

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>>128196738

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what happened to the Lib Dem SURGE that Milkman was going on about earlier this year?

>>128196738
That's the final fucking straw. I need to leave this Godforsaken country.

Will you accept me as a political refugee in England lads?

>>128196501
>196 counties in the world
>9 have nukes
>only reason we don't get nucked is becasue we are ready to nuke back

hmmmmmmmmm

>>128196738
If Scotland ever gets independence, a lot of nationalists are going to get a nasty shock.

>>128196933

I hope The Neil sues him and then uses the cash to buy more dogs and a celebration party with his loyal Brit/pol/ following.

>>128197028
no

>>128196885
>Ukraine would still have Crimea if they had retained their nukes.

The missile would have probably failed mid flight and fell on Kiev from what I have read about the state of their military.

>>128197006
Christ.

>>128196738
Great, now I HAVE to vote Tory.

>>128196885
that's a fair point, anon.

>>128196992
yes i did say they were more about national prestige than any practical use.
the reason why the nuke debate is relevant now is we keep getting told there's no money left.

>>128197028
>>128197134
Don't move to England.

Move to WHITE, CONSERVATIVE, RICH ABERDEENSHIRE.

>the state of newsnight right now

nice tory voters would wanted to be fair and voted lib dems in 2010, then ditched the lib dems in 2015 under the threat of a left wing coalition. these will obviously continue to support the the tories, and many ukip voters will vote for tories in marginal tory seats and target seats. labour really dont stand a chance even with a rise in the young voting.

>>128195135
"but muh nuclear retaliation" will mean nothing when we're nuked anyway. Being anti deterrent with the UN and using diplomacy is actually important to preventing war in the first place.

Tories are directly funding terrorists with the arms sales to Suadi Arabia. And just what do you think North Korea is really spending our foreign aid on? LMAO at the idiots who think we'll be any safer with May's government.

Chance of a nuclear attack is low too.

The terrorist threat is real however and we won't be safe with May who's already cut the police force and our military. Not to mention it was the Tories who scrapped Nimrod which already leaves us open to other military attacks. Russia wouldn't even use a nuclear missle in our current state and military chiefs have said as much.

>>128196990
Yes. That should be the assumption. It goes along the lines of
>Hope for the best, prepare for the worse.

>>128196360

Apart from that girl who said she cried at her work capability assessment because she was asked if she was suicidal and said she had a bad jaw May did fine.

The whole point of these audience grillings is to lose the least and Corbyn got absolutely hammered for at least 50% of his go.

His meme answers that get backed up by the PC/GRN/LD/SNP scum fell on silent ears.

>>128197228
scotcuck paki

>>128196738
wait this isnt meant to be mocking them? Holy shit how deluded.

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>>128197049

>9 countries have nukes
>Haven't been used in anger since 1945
>Means conventional warfare isn't viable
>Millions of lives are saved

Nuclear missiles stay in their silos and submarines. You remove that then war becomes a way of securing both economic and strategic assets again.

>>128196501
Even the only country in the world to have been nuked does not want nukes.

>>128196990
Correct. Can you even fucking read? I literally just told you how avoid a nuclear war. Be willing and able to retaliate in kind.
Less than a week and you will see what the country thinks of your idiocy and madness.

>>128196453
You don't understand it because you have been conditioned to believe that there is no honour in fighting, or in war. That it is beneath you and that all those who went before you were primitive barbarians.

During the Napoleonic wars, it wasn't unheard of for opposing generals to dine together. Also, when opposing soldiers met on the battlefield after a truce had been called (usually to collect the dying) they would chat amiably.

Even the Russians respected the common courtesy given to captured officers.

The fact that they played football during a truce wasn't even unique - it had happened before (I can't remember in which battle).

Today, all fighting is seen as wrong, as is all manly behaviour.

We are also fighting enemies that would never respect any truce but would take it as an opportunity to launch suicide attacks.

>>128197346
Nigger.

>>128197228
You live there lad? I like the idea of a semi-rural life but I'd probably stick out like a sore thumb.

>>128196763
Pakistan are as middle eastern as Albania is Middle Eastern or Christian Africa is european
Yes they share a religion with the Arabs but are closer culturally to the Indians and Bangladeshis

>still arguing while the camera cuts away
top kek, fucking newsnight

>>128197339
how many votes did the crying girl swing?

>>128197290
>"but muh nuclear retaliation" will mean nothing when we're nuked anyway
What if they keep nuking us

>>128197373

Japan has the capability to build a nuclear weapons system very quickly and will probably have to in the near future.

>>128197364

>Nuclear missiles stay in their silos and submarines
ok so you are in agreement with corbyn then

>>128197412
Learn the accent, if you can understand this you'll be fine.

"Fit like? Ye see that lassie cayperin aroon the corner? Fit a laugh eh?"

>>128197290
>"but muh nuclear retaliation" will mean nothing when we're nuked anyway
Utter imbecile. How does getting nuked stop you form retaliating? HOW?
You don't even know what a nuke is, do you? Commie-students these days sigh

>>128197373
Yet conveniently sit under the USA's nuclear deterrence scheme.

>>128196738
Are your sure that ain't a endorsement of the torys
It feels like there mocking them

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>>128197077
Idiot American here, if Scotland got independence would they actually have enough money to keep their country from bankrupting themselves with their (i assume) socialist economic policy?

>>128197364
This. Nukes are why the Warsaw Pact and NATO never went to war. Guarantee you if there were only conventional weapons, war would have happened immediately after the Germans were defeated.

>>128197325
>>128197383
But then what's the issue so long as we have nuclear weapons? Corbyn is not proposing we get rid of all our own nuclear weapons and leave ourselves defenceless.

So long as we have them, it's deterrent enough. Why the fixation on the potential circumstances he'd use them?

>>128197290
>"but muh nuclear retaliation" will mean nothing when we're nuked anyway.
What? Unless they literally nuke every inch of the country they'll still be people left worth defending.

>>128193493
The main ideological difference between Tories and Labour when times are hard is this: Tories believe in reducing the benefits through cuts, Labour believe in reducing the deficit by investment (which makes the deficit even higher in the short term), but those investments paying off giving you a greater return on your investment in the future. The 2nd option sounds better on paper, but the reality is we have a bunch of career politicians doing the negotiating, deciding where the investment goes and deciding how much of it goes to certain places. The last time we tried this tactic (Blair and Brown), it ended in the biggest financial crisis since the great depression of the 1930s. Cuts are uglier but will get the job done. Dissapointed by the Conservatives though as it has taken longer than it should have. Cutting the foreign aid budget to essential aid (£12billion to £4billion) will have done far more and will have been a less hurtful cut compared to some of the cuts they've done for example.

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>>128195360
careful lad

>>128197638
I'm weegie poorfag scum m8, the sheepies would hate me.

>>128197731
No

>>128196885
Is this even true? If Russia invaded, and Ukraine had nukes, they could have threatened to nuke them, but they never actually would. If they did, Ukraine would have been wiped out in retaliation, the loss of only Crimea is a better outcome.

Nukes are a bluff that can be called, if you have the balls.

>>128197753
Not to mention 4 Vanguard class submarines armed with nuclear missiles.

>>128197798
Oh well in that case don't come here. We are destined to repopulate Scotland after the great civil war.

>>128197731
They have a bigger budget deficit than Greece

>>128197731
They couldn't even afford the shittest first world currency; the euro

>>128197562

Probably quite a few in favour of May actually.

A lot of people are sick and tired of this sort of thing and to be honest she made no clear argument at all, you are not going to get ruled unfit to work if you are partially sighted but can see fine enough without glasses to manage and have a sore jaw.

>>128197616
Corbyn doesn't have to fire them. He just has to blagg it to maintain the status quo deterrence system. Theoretically if every nation believed we had nukes and would use them but didn't actually even have one it would be as effective a deterrent as if we did.

>>128197689
No
They'll just go back to living in stone huts and throwing rocks at anglos while painted blue

>>128197745
>tfw you realise you've been arguing with a 12 year old.
What's the issue? I'm not here to educate you, kid. Learn before spouting off, newfag.

>>128197373
http://www.japantimes.co.jp/news/2016/08/16/national/politics-diplomacy/abe-tells-u-s-japans-concerns-obama-mulled-no-first-use-nuke-policy/

>>128197753
>they nuke us
>we nuke them
>they nuke us more
>we nuke them more
>ect ect

really solves the problem
second strikes are fucking pointless if you apply basic logic

>>128197872
And the rest of the Crown Commonwealth would (hopefully) want to avenge us in the nukiest way possible.

>>128197744
It should have, the US should have let those glorious nukes fly whist they had the advantage.

>>128195901
Corbyn, easily. Anyone saying otherwise is a tory shill

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>>128197731
>t
doubtful. their only claim to wealth is in the north sea oil reserves, so heavily dependant on high oil prices. moreover, it's no guarantee that they would be able to keep these reserves if they went independent.
most likely outcome would be greece-tier debt abyss.

>>128197938
was her mental illness hypochondia and that she is physically completely fine?

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>>128197616

No. Corbyn wishes to dismantle them. He then hopes that by our example the rest of the world will follow suit.

Lets forget for a moment how detached from reality this idea is but what the consequences of it are. You've essentially signalled that the only way to oppose invasion is by having a massive standing army. Which not only would cost a bloody fortune to maintain and keep, but also give rise to a potential arms race (WW1 nostalgia lads) and the desire to 'make use of the massively expensive armed force'.

Corbyn is a fucking idiot. If you can't see that then I can't help you.

SOME LABOUR MP GOT BTFO'd BY BASED BORIS HAHAHAH

http://news.sky.com/video/digi-194512fr-johnson-gwynne-round-twom2t-10902622

So chip chop and tiddle widdle, what's the deal with Corbyn? I thought he as a commie, he's going to win the Prime Ministership?

>>128198087
>they nuke us
>we do nothing
>they laugh
much better

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Theresa May deeply BTFO by a white woman with a black husband!

how will brit/pol/ recover?

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>>128198135
her mental illness is being a weak minded woman.

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>>128197920

>>128197938

Bollocks May dealt with the obviously planted Labour/Momentum questions from a trade union nurse, Jabba the Hutt and some lunatic.

Corbyn fell apart on questions about terrorism and national security.

Hey guys have you noticed in all this time we've had nuclear weapons not one ROGUE STATE has launched nuclear bombs at us??

Like why do we even have them lmao.

Also have you noticed since I started locking my car and setting the alarm that not one single car thief has stolen my car?

Are we to believe that there are roaming gangs of car thieves on the streets that will take my car if I leave it unlocked with the key in the ignition? Lmao you right wingers are such dorks.

>>128198242
Candles and singing Imagine will be much more effective. Maybe our allies can change their Facebook filter too, that'll show em.

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Just got a massive semi on from a particularly painful poo. Does that mean I'm gay lads?

>>128195488
Dianne Abbot can write?

>>128198242
so retaining pride is more important than saving millions of british lives?

>>128198320
I see no white lass here.

>>128198115
FDR and Truman were Soviet sympathizers, never would have attacked them. Truman didn't even want to drop nukes on China.

>>128198320
>Black hair
>near Black eyes
>white

>>128197745
>>>128197941

Personally with what I just said I'd still rather have our own independent nukes to enforce the maintaining of the Mexican stand off + I would want to use nukes in retaliation. It's not just important for preventing but should the worse case scenario occur believe it or not there would be plenty of survivors and the nation wouldn't be destroyed. It would be worse the wear to understate but not demolished. Nukes would then still be required as a further deterrent to prevent vultures + weaken that which just attacked you to attempt prevention of further attacks.

>>128197938
I just can't imagine anyone voting to whiteknight some girl on the telly.
People have their own reasons to vote and these sorts of debates never change much unless one of the leaders drops a bombshell or does something unexpected.
Theresa May just has to see out this next week without fucking up, and she'll probably win this election.
Corbyn has to pull something special out of the bag and in the last two debates he's not done it. He's been surprisingly solid, but that's not enough to turn things around.

>>128198471
Yeah I'm sure an enemy callous enough to nuke us will then let those millions go on with their lives no problem.

>>128198320

She doesn't look white at all.

>>128198135

SHe didn't even say what it was she just said "mental health problems" just like the man next to her who got denied said.

So it's definitely not something serious like autism, it'll be mild anxiety most likely.

>>128198396
except by your fucking shit analogy there are a hundred other cars left with the keys in the ignition that have never been stolen

>>128198426
Probably just prostate stimulation lad

>>128198455
She can speak while an intern types it down

>>128197768
I thought you had freedom to protect property in perfect America ?

>>128198135
>what was her mental illness
socialism

>>128198396
>Hey guys have you noticed in all this time we've had nuclear weapons not one ROGUE STATE has launched nuclear bombs at us??

But have you noticed that all this time that most countries in the world have not had nuclear weapons, only 2 have ever been launched as an attack in all of human history?

>>128198731
Someone can listen to Abbott speak without killing themselves?

>>128194273
>Corbyn bursts throug 40% in latest poll:
Holy shit, brits are a fucking embarassment

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Friendly reminder: the gap between the Conservatives and Labour is now narrower than in the 2010 opinion polls when we had a hung parliament.

Desperate yet, Torycucks?

>>128198592
>I just can't imagine anyone voting to whiteknight some girl on the telly.

Your saying this to the society where thousands suddenly thought Justin Bieber was a nice guy because he sang a song written by someone else which had some sentimental value to it?

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>>128198709
Well that doesn't exactly sound good...

>>128195166
>Who /wanksintoasock/ here

Sometimes in a sock 2bh lad it's pretty comfy, but mostly in a tissue.

Though when I used to smoke I just used to cum in my ashtray, once when my mate came round he rested his doob in said ashtray (I hadn't washed it out) and the lit end must have rested on the dried cum because smoke appeared and he said he could smell fish, it still makes me laugh to this day that my mate inhaled my cum smoke

I never did tell him

>>128198426
That's why George Michael went gay in the public bathroom

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>>128198760

>>128198592

That's it now in terms of debates and the only campaign things between now and the election will be carefully choreographed things from both sides, there will be no bigotgate happenings unfortunately.

The press will deal with Corbyn between now and Thursday, May just has to do the odd campaign stop and it'll be a comfortable 44 to 34 victory and a nice big majority.

>>128198396
I'm struggling to understand the point your trying to make

>>128198606
hmm yes if we look at history we see once you start nuking there is no way to agree a surrender

>>128197851

True but I don't think Russia would have risked invading in the first place. Even a 1% chance of Ukraine using nuclear weapons is too high, which is why they are so vital.

>>128198471
Don't you know anything about British history? Of course it is!

>United Kingdom gives up their nuclear weapons
>"STILL NOT ASKING FOR IT"
>"We shouldn't be victim blaming here, we should be tackling the nuke culture of the Earth by telling the baddies not to launch them against us in the first place"

>>128198320
>'''''''''''''''''''''high earner'''''''''''''''''''''''''

Genuinely wonder what her income actually is.

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>>128198913

>>128198617
These soppy left idiots always self diagnose 'mental illness' so the can clam extra victim points.

>>128197851
The theory is that Russia wouldn't have attacked and claimed Crimea against nuclear Ukraine. They might of still destabilized the east etc

>>128198825
>Not supporting the comrade.

The death of East Germany will be the fact that it reunited with its western counterpart.

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>>128198760

Savage

>>128198087

>they think about nuking us
>remember we have several hidden submarines around the globe that will retaliate
>"Actually mate better not, not worth the hassle."

>>128198825

Coming from the country that is going to reelect the person who brought in 1 million fighting age arabs in a year and gave them gibs you can't talk pal.

It's a 10 point ish gap with the Tories in the mid 40s and Labour in the early 30s.

If May suddenly died tommorow, who would you like to replace her lads?

>>128194556
Hello new friend!

>>128199012
What are you a radiphobe, just let those enriching gamma waves roast you alive

>>128199085

and then start to cry for those extra points, fortunately enough people see through them.

>>128199004
Exactly. Why would Russia take Crimea if it meant losing Moscow etc...

End up with less than what you started with which is the entire point of the deterrent. By ensuring everyone's a loser no one wants to play the game.

If May loses the election will she go down as the worst PM in history?

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***IMPORTANT***
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***IMPORTANT***

YOUTUBE IS TRYING TO JEW THE BRITISH GENERAL ELECTION!

>>128198998
So we should surrender instead of fighting? Would you extend this to an enemy dropping really big non-nukes on us? I mean so many people could die if we kept fighting lets just surrender to be on the safe side.

>>128199176
Boris

>>128199105
I was more refering to the fact that he could end up winning or at least wasting the torie's victory when it was May's "masterplan" in the first place to start those elections

>>128195166

Because it doesn't spill anywhere and you don't have to think. It's like using a fluffy condom.

Normally use a tissue but the sock technique is effective if you have some ragged socks you're going to get rid of regardless.

>>128199176
Tory high command would have a tough job finding someone less competent.

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>>128199176

Based David Davis tbqh lad

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> People on /pol/ might actually vote for this shamble librarian
> People on /pol/ might actually vote for a man who probably owns two wheel barrows just in case
> People on /pol/ might actually vote for the last substitute teacher in Britain to be leader
> People on /pol/ might actually vote for a man who listens to Kraftwerk vinyl on his gramophone

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>>128199240
So? Who ever wins we still get massive immigration and the dominance of Islam.

>>128199085
Tumblr is the worse for self diagnosing. In fact it's worse. People diagnose and convince others they have something which otherwise they would have no reason to suspect they did have and as it's one giant circle jerk of who has the most "I lost at life" points it creates the fucked up cretins it spews out of it.

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>>128199176

>>128199239
No because she hasn't done enough to be considered the worst, she'll go down like Alec Douglas-Home for just not having done anything.

>>128199305
I roll some kitchen towel out on the floor and see how far my load can travel. My record is over 8 feet.
The only true patrician way to wank tbph.

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>the moment i leave brit/pol/ you guys start flirting with communism
Admit you need karenposting to stay on the straight and narrow.

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>>128198227

Guinn is such a low-test cunt.

Sort of bloke who still gets bullied for his lunch money in his 40s.

Voting for Corbyn cuz he'll expel jews from Britain and save the white race

>>128199319
Hehe, got anymore?

>>128199462
Reminder that Mogg voted for Snoopers Charter, despite stylising himself traditional conservative and defender of ancient institutions and traditions.
(http://www.publicwhip.org.uk/division.php?date=2016-06-07&number=13&display=allvotes)

Reminder that Mogg is a notorious carpet-bagger and stood in seats from Scotland to Somerset before he actually won a seat.
(https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jacob_Rees-Mogg#Before_entering_Parliament)

Reminder that Mogg disavowed the Traditional Britain group after he came after fire from the leftist media for daring to speak to a conservative group.
(http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-23617555)

Reminder that if Mogg placed principles/country above Party or had any integrity whatsoever he would've defected to UKIP back in 2014.

Reminder that not only did he not defect, but he helped to campaign against Mark Reckless in Rochester in 2014. Mark Reckless being UKIP's second elected, and only decent, MP.
(https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c-7MbLwG0AU)

>>128199239
No, she hasn't done something so obviously stupid yet like Eden and Cameron did.

>>128199316
>There would finally be a conservative in charge who is not interested in what i watch when I fap.

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>>128199432

They never get called out on it either which does a massive disservice to the people who actually do have those problems.

>15
>QUEER Genderfluid
>They/them pronouns
>Autistic
>Schizophrenic
>Anorexic
>Major Depressive Disorder
>Major Anxiety Disorder
>Bipolar Disorder

>>128199590
>mogg.txt

NEW

>>128199649

>>128199649

>>128199649

>>128199649

>>128199176
Michael Fallon, or big Phil? Maybe Gove as a wild card option.

>>128199176
Douglas Carswell. Time to purge the nativists.

>>128196738

>when you cringe so hard your arsehole disappears up your arse

think i shall leave until friday, this mud-flinging is pretty dull and arguing on the internet is no fun

>>128199252
if we are being nuked are choices are:

>do nothing
>get nuked to shit

>retaliate
>get nuked to shit
>but they do as well

>surrender
>get nuked a bit but survive

dunno about you but i'd like britain to continue existing instead of going out in a blaze of glory

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>>128199611
He'll be too busy on the pull

>>128199590
The question was "who would you like" not "who'd actually be any good". Indulge my delusions for a bit lad.

>>128198343
I did visit your nation over 20 years ago when the place was mostly white still, and I totally did this.

>>128199695
Fallon is just a bumlick, he couldn't lead the party

>>128199137
I'm french, not german, and we just elected Emmanuel "EU or die" Macron, so...

>>128199176
Davis

>>128199951

You sail towards the waterfall we row away back up the river, have fun with your country.

>>128195999
It's mutually assured destruction. Don't these people understand the basics of war?

Shall I read Ayn Rand?

>>128198227

That is fucking immense. Why did he doubt Boris' power level? Tried to look hot and got dropped like a 3 tier faggot.

>>128200401
You'd be better of reading 'Wealth of Nations' by Adam Smith. Lass Anarchy vibes.

>>128194699
Because Corbyn won't use it and literally choked during public questioning about it on live tv

>>128199842
How about

>Initial wave of nukes does the damage it would do regardless
>We retaliate before rendered unable to do shit
>Both sides are left incapable of pursuing the conflict further
>Both sides have equal opportunity to rebuild unopposed by one another

>>128200912
You don't want to get nuked by China, and be invaded. You want to destroy their military capability, so you're both equally as fucked.

>>128200401

Read some Hayek and Friedman, you statist pleb

>>128199842
How about.

PrimeMinister "I will use Nukes if we have to"
No-one nukes us.

Do you understand how deterrent works? If the enemy knows you will 100% use them if you have to, you will never have to use them.

>>128199842

You are talking about if a major power like Russia did the nuking.

North Korea is never going to have an arsenal like us, neither is Iran, and these weapons are a deterrent to smaller powers. We can't get rid of ours when Pakistan and India are massively increasing their arsenal and could get into a scrap relatively quickly.

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>>128198227
>40% ON LAMB 40% ON LAMB 40% ON LAMB
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