/pol/, we need to talk..

>>128192575
the day of the rake happens under trudeau every day

>>128192575
Stfu day of the rake can't come soon enough

The day of the rake is literally the endpoint to all retarded liberal policies that govern this socialist hellscape.

It is not something we meme into existence. It's literally a countdown to the inevitable.

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes. And boy are we going to win one really stupid prize soon.

I honestly don't even feel safe living in Toronto. I've basically come to accept my inevitable end as just another statistic in some terrorist attack or stabbing.

>>128193437
When I think about it, I've been suprised by how few and far between our terror attacks seem to be

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Look at how much better things are without leaves.

Are all canadians literally children?

>>128194540
/thread

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LEAFS BTFO

Let's face it. We're all fucked

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>>128192575
Fucking leafs make me sick. You disgusting leftist pieces of trash have no idea what the government is hiding from you. You fucking moose fucking Sass Jordan fans are as cucked as they come. If only you fucking pukes weren't so fucking handsome. I took my wife up to Vancouver once to go skiing at Mt. Seymour and not even thirty seconds after I got there she had fresh cum on her face. I swear to god, if I weren't so turned on, I would have shot that Cucknadian piece of shit that started to ram her from behind with his 13" inch uncut cock. When I was finished masturbating, the Canadian goose fucker nutted on my face. He apologized for the mess before leaving. The whole weekend was like that. God damn Canadian Carnal Carnage... My wife wants to go back, so I booked a trip on Orbitz.

Day of the rake when, lads?

>>128194172
Usually it's just some edgy Quebecois.

>>128195208
Mt Seymour is shit but deep cove is pretty nice tbqh

>>128194670
Hilarious.

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>when a race war and a rake war is coming

You will pay for your social justice warrior sins, Canada.

> 128192575
>u
(You) just earned it.

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>>128192575
It's already too late

>>128195364
I was going for something other than Whistler because it's the obvious choice. I have lived here all my life and have never been to Seymour or Grouse.

>>128192575
>They could have chosen anything to put there
>anything
>AND THEY CHOOSE A LEAF

>>128195652
Grouse is pretty nice i just hate seymour cause how crowded it gets and then all the fags from the mountain would rush the resturant i ran around there.

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>>128192575
they're just mad because trudeau fucked ivanka

>>128194670
I worked helpdesk in Toronto for decently large companies. About 80% of the people I would assist were in capable of even restarting the computer to fix the problem. The same 80% were also the ones always complaining but they never had money because they spent it all on frivolous shit. These are also the same people who were more offended that someone saying avocado toast than how fucking expensive it is to buy a house here.

The day of the rake cannot come soon enough. If it doesn't come within another two years I'm moving to Texas .

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>>128195957
>implying cuckdeau is hung

>>128195572
Holy fuck, what school

Canada has such nice people, I swear. They don't get offended when you make jokes that embarrass them. There's a very small population of reactionaries there and I think Canada would be better off without them. If I had to marry a country, it would definitely be Canada.

>>128197154
UVic

>>128197297
man indians smell so bad i actually don't understand it, not even trying to be mean but goddamn

>>128198952
People smell bad in general. I have visited most of the Europe and people from U.K. were the ones that I still remember being the smelliest.

I try to keep myself in check by using plenty of deodorant.

>>128194172
As a Canadian you are likely to be crushed by a vending machine then killed by a terrorist. Poltards are fuckin drama queens

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>>128195572
>inb4 Red Ensign is banned as a hate symbol

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>>128192575

>>128201914
>accidents happen so get over psychotic killers targeting you over religious reasons
Nice

>getting upset by anonymous faggots posting dumb shit on an Ethiopian figurine collection website

>>128202758
>>128202381
>>128201914
Yep. Literally live out in bumfudge nowhere and its just safe and sound.

fuckin leafs

>>128203193
>>128203158
yo I feel threatened by these ignorant people.

>>128192575
Sorry buddy but it needs to happen.

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>>128192575
YOU HAVE BROUGHT IT UPON YOURSELF.

>>128194172
>When I think about it, I've been suprised by how few and far between our terror attacks seem to be

Because the government submits to Islam, like worthless filthy rats.

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>>128195957
i bet jared shared ivanka's cunt with cuckdeau in an orgy at one of those Eyes Wide Shut rituals.
the ultimate patriotic thing trump can do is hang is jewess daughter and antichrist kushner

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>>128192575

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>>128192575
One day leaf... one day...

>>128192575
>the day of the rake meme has to end
>haven't seen the meme in months

Sounds like you want the meme to continue

>>128192575

Don't blame /pol/, blame Trudeau, and also blame Canada for voting for his stupid-pretty-boy ass.

I never voted for him, and I am quite happy that I didn't. But so many Canadians were fooled by this worthless cuck. Blame it on his good looks, and the horrible legacy that his father Pierre left behind.

Personally, I think Trudeau should be impeached from being Prime Minister as he is committing treason on this country. He should also be shoved into a rocket and launched into the sun.

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>>128192575

>>128203666
Satan has spoken. Day of The Rake comes.

>>128206800
The fact he's a Castro should be investigated to.

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>>128207138

Yup, our prime minister is the son of a Cuban dictator.

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>>128192575
No, we need the day of the rake.
>no more trudeau
>no more shitposters
>no more shit

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>>128206800
Sweety *clap* you're *clap* just *clap* envious *clap* of *clap* our *clap* pretty *clap* prime minister *clap*?

Even your guy's daughter wants to ride the ham Zamboni down to tuna town to pick up some Tm Hortons.

>>128195208
>if I weren't so turned on I would have shot that Cucknadian
you mean yourself?
>>128203354
Christ's sake.

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>>128192575
only a few leafs willl be saved from the day of the rake

>>128192772
True that. Just like it was happening under Obama for 8 years. The difference is we Canadians are too classy to shove it into your faces every fucking chance we get.
Edmonton Oiler Fans finish singing US anthem after mic stopped working
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qf2jb51HzTs

>day of the leaf meme so run into the ground that only Canadians post in it

>>128194670
>Are all canadians literally children?

Just the Urbans ones.

Rural hard working ones that aren't on Welfare aren't.

So yeah, most are.

>>128207904

I'm actually quite frustrated by Justin systematically destroying the Canadian economy, wasting millions upon millions of dollars on free vacations and his absolute retardation.

>>128192575
There's nothing you can do to Canada that would bother me any worse than what Canada already does to itself.

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>>128209798
Remind you of what your country has done, do and will do is the worse offence.

>>128210683
>letting Chinese buy up every single piece of property and ruin the housing market in any city
>selling the country's fresh water so cheap we're practically giving it away
>constantly raising the cost of tuition
>importing poor brown people so that we don't have to pay regular citizens fair wages
>making vague laws that force you to use MUH PRONOUNS and silence any criticism of Islam
>being led by a pretty boy who's broken just about any real election promise he's made

>removing "sons" from the national anthem