what does /pol/ have to say about this guy?

His podcast produces better content than billion dollar media corporations.

Will you ever see CNN invite Jordan Peterson for an interview? No fucking way.

>>128168641
Dude DMT and TRT bro. Seriously dude, 5 gorillas vs 7 lions bro. I'm surrounded by idiots man. Try some of these supplements bro. Dude aliens and DMT bro.

>>128168641
i like his nigger facts, but i dont understand why he always calls them "chimps"

>>128168641
I like him. I don't give a fuck.

he's got pleb-tier knowledge of most things, then again the guest can be someone interesting

Annoying like everyone else like him.

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>>128168641

A camera, a mic, and a youtube channel is only what you need to destroy the MSM. Joe rogan is the proof of it.

He's alright. Good-hearted, sometimes a bit aggressive and annoying, his stand up is mediocre and he can be bit easy-going on some of the retarded guests, but come on... Most can tell he has decent, harmless intentions.. Just trying to entertain people.

>>128168641
He's cool sometimes, but an obvious lefty and a tool.
He pumps products that are Alex Jones snake oil tier and I can't tell if he's drinking his own Koolaid or not.
He also hasn't really researched things very much, beyond what's in his comfort zone.

He's very fit, eats well, is very successful, popular, open minded, married with kids, hunts, follows his passions and is influential.
I respect him alot.

>>128168641
He admitted once that he was a lefty but says that his faggot friends consider him "far right" because he supports the second Amendment to a certain extent, of course. Not even joking, he said this a hundred podcast ago and continues to say stupid shit like over and over.

holy shit Jaime pull that video up of me fucking that kid

wow, look at me go

>>128168641
good background noise for grnding in diablo and warcraft

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*sucks your dick*

>>128169670
I should add that his quest are the only saving grace to his garbage "i'm just shit talking bro xDDD, i'm just a comedian" podcast

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THIS IS YOUR DAILY REMINDER TO PLUG IN YOUR BLENDERS, HEAT UP YOUR FLOTATION TANKS TO SKIN TEMP (35.5*C)

THE WEED HAS BEEN LIT AND IT'S TIME TO SLAM YOUR KALE SHAKES, TAKE A TOKE & MARK OFF YOUR CHECKLIST

TO POP YOUR:

ALPHA BRAIN
SHROOMTECH
KRILL & MCT OIL
PRIMATE CARE PILLS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=22GjkJw0WXk <---- HIT PLAY NIGGA

>YOUR FEAR FACTOR THEME SONG ALARM BLASTS THROUGH YOUR HOUSE

>YOU INSTINCTIVELY JUMP INTO YOUR HOMEMADE OCTAGON, FITTED WITH BATTLE-ROPES AND A "WRECKING BALL" STYLE CHIMP KETTLEBELL ACTION COURSE

>AFTER YOUR INTENSE WORKOUT YOU CALL OVER BRIAN REDBAN USING TING BEFORE GETTING INTO YOUR ISOLATION SENSORY DEPRIVATION FLOTATION TANK AND PACKING YOUR MOUTH TO THE BRIM WITH POT BROWNIES FOLLOWED SHORTLY AFTERWARDS BY COCONUT WATER ENEMAS JUST AS THE DMT KICKS IN AS YOU LISTEN TO DUNCAN TRUSSEL AND GRAHAM HANCOCK HYPOTHESIZE THAT THE PYRAMIDS = ALIENS AND THE ARK OF THE COVENANT IS HIDDEN IN UGANDA

DUDE BOOOOM LMAO

DUDE KETTLEBELLS LITERALLY ENCRUSTED WITH WEED AND DUNKED IN MCT OIL AND THROWN OFF BUILDINGS FEAR FACTOR STYLE

>"BRENDAN SCHAUB JUST END IT ALL, I THINK YOU ARE A WORTHLESS FIGHTER AND I HATE YOU, BUT COME BACK ON THE PODCAST SO I CAN BLOW YOU THE FUCK OUT OF THE WATER AGAIN AND REDUCE YOU TO TEARS"

>"BRENDAN "FRASER" "FUCK MY SHIT UP" SCHAUB, JUST TAKE THE EASY WAY OUT. YOUR CAREER IS OVER. IT'S TIME FOR THE SMITH AND WESSON RETIREMENT PLAN"

Joe Rogan, 2015

>YOU ARE NOW PICTURING JOE ROGAN NAKED IN A FLOTATION TANK WITH A MOUTH FULL OF POT BROWNIES TRIPPING

>>128168641
Nothing. Fuck off with this low effort trash.

>>128169760
this cuck plays diablo lel

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best podcast out there desu

>>128169512
this. I really don't care if he's a lefty, he had good common sense and can call bullshit when he hears it. he lives like an honorable man.

>>128168641
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d-C25RXTIhk

Gatekeeper shill.

He's a promoter of drug degeneracy and animal industry products filled with poisonous garbage.

>get brilliant people on
>gets talked out
>"woah that's really interesting"
>"you don't like weed? you fucking bitch"
there you go

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duuude

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>>128170052

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conceptualize this freak bitches

>>128168641
In one of hi podcast, I forget who was in it, but he described Quieten Tarantino as a "social chameleon"; as in he changes his mannerisms and the way he acts depending on who he is around. He is right, but Rogan is also a social chameleon, not in the way he acts, but the way he thinks.
Its like he shifts his opinion depending on who he has on his podcast.

>>128170153
Joe Rogaine

>>128169865
Always good pasta.

>>128168641
GAS THE KIKES
RACE WAR NOW
1488 1776
WORLD WIDE

>>128168641
A HS educated moron stoner who was lucky enough he got a job with UFC as his comedy sucks shit.

>>128168641
He brings interesting guests but he himself holds a very narrow view of the world

JR 6/10

Hello freak bitches

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>>128168641
He seems like the kind of guy that would be a huge cunt, but after listening to his podcasts, he's actually a perfectly nice guy and interesting to listen to 99% of the time.

Shame about all the "DUDE WEED LMAO" shit.

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He's cool in my book he usually knows what he's talking about and he's not afraid to dive into conspiracies

Even though he has no understanding of Kek and 4chan

>>128168641
I listen to the guy. Nothing better than kicking back and listening in on interesting conversations. Even if i hate the guests. i give him a 7/10

>>128169512
This

>>128168641
he's an ignorant moronic loud mouth fucktard

>>128168641
Pretty smart for a stoner gym instructor

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>>128168906

100% accurate for every one of his shows.

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>>128171422
Where's Bogdangrad?

>>128168906
kek'd

I listen to his podcasts and this is 100% accurate

>>128169865
>DUDE KETTLEBELLS LITERALLY ENCRUSTED WITH WEED AND DUNKED IN MCT OIL AND THROWN OFF BUILDINGS FEAR FACTOR STYLE

fucking kek

>>128169461
This.

I listen to him because he just seems like a nice guy and has decent guests pretty often. Some people here take him a bit too seriously IMO. He talks about the same shit over and over again though so if he starts up about wolves, hunting, or MMA I just skip forward about 15 minutes.

>>128169865
He's a manlet chameleon. He's right leaning when he has right leaning guests on his show and left leaning when he has left leaning guests on his show. That said, his podcast is better and more informative than the MSM these days, which isn't saying much.

bretty cool guy with great guests and topics you rarely, if ever, hear discussed by mainstream media

>>128168641
I personally don't listen to his podcast, but he seems like an okay guy.

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>>128171676

Consistently entertaining, the best Interviewer out there. Politically he's normie as fuck, but philosophically he seems to click best with Peterson's view of the world and the importance of moral myths as the framework for Civilization.

Has the occasional leftie retard on, but honestly he doesn't seem to enjoy them as much. He's an undercover traditionalist who loves drugs, working out, and experiencing life. 8/10.

>>128168641
dumb stoner likes to pretend he's smart

>>128168641
Manlet pothead but he gets great people on his show to interview.

>>128169865
>>YOU ARE NOW PICTURING JOE ROGAN NAKED IN A FLOTATION TANK WITH A MOUTH FULL OF POT BROWNIES TRIPPING
woah cool

anyone else imagining his cock to be really big and flaccid and beautiful?

>>128169512

Pretty much this. He's a badass. Great spread of guests too. Some of the podcasts are amazing and better than anything you'd pay for.

>>128168641
He's a narcissist, drug user but has interesting topics and guests.

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Seems like a pretty cool guy. I've only seen a couple episodes, like the ones on scientology, graham hancock, and jordan peterson. Open minded, at the very least. Seems pretty liberal, but in a more honest way, not like the disingenuous ZOG media. So he's an improvement, at the very least. I'd much rather have millions listening to him than to cable TV/news, to say the least. Also, pretty interesting how he has a huge variety of guests on. Doesn't just stick to one thing. So I'll see there's episodes on UFC shit or crossbow hunting or whatever the fuck, and I'll just skip those and go to the ones I like.

My only gripe is that Joe seems to really shoehorn in his own ideology even when not necessary. Mostly on the topics of DUDE WEED LMAO and religion. Nowhere near as bad as fedora-tippers like (((Sam Harris))), but still.

Did anyone watch his Alex Jones interview? I'm thinking about listening to it while working out. I've only seen the basic gestalt part. I'm wondering if anyone can tell me if the rest of the interview is good too.

>>128168854
His podcasts are boring and I have more interesting conversations with my friends. He is a shitty friend simulator.

>>128168854
Pretty much this.

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>>128168641
Know-it-all Sicilian manlet married to a kike. He's basically an SJW pretending to be a centrist.

>>128170214
>"it's really fascinating to me that people..."
>"what is just so fascinating is that...humans..."
>"this is like the most fascinating thing to me..."
>"woah"

>>128172507
only every time i see his face or hear him speak

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>>128168641
He's done around 1000 interviews for free and you cunts are still bickering. He seems like a legit cool guy for a hollywood fag although his comedy sucks.

>>128168641
Likes to pretend he's open minded except when it's about a topic close to his heart in which case he tries to shut down all debate and shout down his guest

>>128168641
Used to be 10/10 red pilled legit bro.

Now a washed up yes man for reddit.

Fucking pathetic.

>>128168641
Bald manlet, what's more to say? His genes are utterly WORTHLESS.

>>128168641
He might not be the smartest when it comes to every topic that he talks about but you have to understand the broad spectrum of guests he has.
Dudes a fighter mainly, cannot expect him to know math, particle physics, cosmology, philosophy and so on, as much as the guests he has on that dedicate their life to that subject so i dont understand the issue.
The podcast is not there for him to debate every guest he has on but to simply ask questions and let them talk and i really enjoy that format.

I sometimes watch for the guests, but whenever he tries to add to the conversation I cringe hard.

>"yeeeah they're learning some crazy things about weed, did you hear about this new chemical? I've done peyote"

>>128171422
>shitpostia
>not australia+canada
you had one job

>>128168854
>>128168641

His podcasts are shit

Jordan Peterson called him out for being a shapeshifter

He changes his mood depending on whose on.

He's Illuminati

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>>128172410
5'9" is the optimal size you lanklet

>>128173047
This

>>128168641
He overhypes blows in ufc
Probably snorts cocaine or has post-cocaine syndrome
If he died today I wouldn't give one shit, but I guess he has an ok Podcast for those of you who love to listen to people run their mouths all day

>>128168641
I like his podcast a lot, but it's spotty. He's hot or miss these days. He's seemed to have backed off the endless MMA fighters, which used to mean at least one show a week I ignored - don't watch MMA, don't care.
He'll go from a great interview, like the recent ones with the singer from Garbage, to some silly cunt doctor this week who doesn't believe in the germ theory, and he sits there and "Mhmm!"s her. He's the new Art Bell.
Recently, he had the guy on who wrote about being in North Korea. Starts out with some great stories - and then it's 3 hours of the usual Rogan bullshit of drugs, working out, and random YouTube bullshit. MORE STORIES FROM NK, YOU STUPID CUNT!

But, he's the reason I listen to Dan Carlin, so I'll always give Rogan props, even though he's a shaved ape.

>>128173352
5'9"? Dude is 5'5" at best. He's basically a hobbit.

>>128168641

tried it a couple times. boring show. i'd rather just read about things than listen to people talk about them.

i mean, i'm on fucking 4chan because i'd rather read than talk out loud to people in general.

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>>128168641
depends on the guest really.

When he has someone on of equal brain level hes just another mouth shitter.

Yesterday he talked about the pairs agreement with a comediam that sounded like a knock off bill burr and thought it was about saving the environment rather than paying money to third world country to get a free pass on pollution.

Today hes having that teacher that was on Tucker Carlson and Dave rubins show so it should be ok.

He's alright and likable enough. But absolutely cringe-inducing whenever he tries to talk politics.

He at least understands though why Trump was elected and isn't one of these celebs with Trump derangement syndrome.

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>>128173324
Lol he did indeed called him a shapeshifter, totally forgot.

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>>128172736
That podcast was amazing . inter dimensional child molesters.

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>>128173731
>absolutely cringe-inducing
How so?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YTuElM6T50w

>>128173352
Lol, Rogan's not even 5'9 (btw 5'10.5 is Master Race height, deal with it).

Rogan is 5'8 at the most. Doesn't matter thought because he could still kill any of you basement dwellers in about 3 seconds flat.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BKrf7mX_R6M
All you need to know

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>>128172736
> Did anyone watch his Alex Jones interview?
Ediie Bravo shouldn't have been there

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>inb4 muh pot
>inb4 muh Ronda Rousey is the most dominant athlete ever

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>>128173998

The more I watch the more I see he's a real piece of shit affected by his time in LA. The host model is easiest model to make money from especially in his case
>have fame from being on TV
>have fame from dude UFC lmao
>get comedians or normies on to talk about shit
talk over them and bully them for 3 hours
>get real experts on
shut up like a little bitch and say nothing

don't agree with me?
>Jamie pull that up for me

Joe is a cunt, I want to see Eddie strangle him one day

>>128168641
say what you want about this guy, but this guy had to watch people drink GALLONS of donkey cum on NBC's payroll.

>>128174201
I don't think there's ever been any setting in which Eddie Bravo should have been there.

>>128173998
Not the guy you replied to, but he is so insincere in his beliefs because they change depending on who he is talking to. It's obvious he has never really studied or put time into thinking about politics beyond "lol left wing right wing"

>>128174425
so what? he got paid enough back in the day to install a T1 line to his house at $10k a month I'd watch much worse for that kind of money

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>>128172840

>>128173096
Good point. Rogan is cool because he brings on a lot of different people and *usually* just kinda lets them talk, only directing the conversation by asking questions. But then there are times he goes on his own soapbox. I'm never really there to hear about Rogan's thoughts on anything. I just want to hear about what his guests have to say.

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>>128174327
You can tell he has an ego and is surrounded by liberal fags fanning his balls all day but come on, he doesn't make any money off the podcast.

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>>128168641
Unless you are under 13, if you think Rogan is cool or deep, you're a raging faggot

>>128169267
Not for long, just wait until laws change where you need a broadcasting license.

>>128174427
Maybe when there is a MMA guy there, I don't know, I usually skip those unless it's Bas Rutten who is always entertaining.

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Shall I dump my folder of Joe's terrible cooking?

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hes chill as fuck and just wants to get blasted on pot and kale and talk shit with his friends.

>well no because
*brings the mic closer*
>every 10 years your cells in your body actually completely change.
>i was reading this article about how DMT can actually advance this process into only taking 6 years because your pineal gland- jaimie could you get that article up? yeah but its because your pineal glands can actually make your cells rejuvenate faster ... here we go
*looks over at the screen*
>look at that ...
>yeah that chimp must be what? 400 pounds? jesus those things will tear you to shreds

>>128175278
That looks awful

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>>128175615
better?

>>128175278
fucking christ. i'm a fireman and i can barely make some decent food for the firehouse, but this is wrong. he should've scrambled the eggs and not had em all sunny side up.

>>128175571
nice pasta

>>128175789
this fuck doesn't know how to cook eggs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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>>128175989
what the hell did you say?

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>>128175571
>yeah that chimp must be what? 400 pounds? jesus those things will tear you to shreds

>>128175278
toplel, he's like a lazy bachelor in college who just throws random bullshit together. And how the hell do you even get eggs to become gray like that?


>>128175005
AFAIK the only people who find Rogaine cool/deep are potheads. It's not about Joe himself. It's the fact that he brings on interesting people and lets them talk. Joe himself is the weakest part of his podcasts.

>>128175789
How can you fuck up fried eggs this bad?

>>128175278

Fuck it. Protein content. Some carbohydrates/fat for energy. Cover it in hot sauce. Whatever. Guy doesn't have time to fuck around.

>>128175789
>fried egg and cheese

Fucking hell, I hope this isn't a thing in burgerland. Also, how many fucking eggs does he need?

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eggs in a puddle (1/3)

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eggs in a puddle (2/3)

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>>128176112
looks like Joe scrambled a carafe of bukkake

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>>128168641
Spews false information about LSD and weed, saying it's not dangerous at all. Dude, 0 deaths man.

>>128176276
Yeah, I'll do similarly retarded stuff as I quickly throw together ingredients from around the house to make some shitty food to eat for macros.

...but there's a huge difference between that and setting up your shitty bachelor-tier "meal" on instagram like you're Gordon Ramsay.

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>>128176287
About 4 per sandwich

>>128168641
hes a beast
video of him teaching old UFC welterweight champion Georges St-Pierre how to do a side kick

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nskffy4cxIQ&t=1m40s
around 1m40s

>>128176366
i'm starting to feel bad for shitting on Joe. it might be his wife making this. because we all know women can't cook for shit. no way a dude can burn eggs like that.

>>128176280
>wow dude you must hate bestiality because you secretly wanna fuck dogs

Same dumbass logic

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Libertarians like him are annoying cowards that refuse to act under the guise of free will, either way I'd take a libertarian over a liberal any day of the week.

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>>128175278
>sour kraut on a fucking bread

>>128168641
>DUDE WEED LMAO

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>>128176435
>>128176366
>>128176319
>>128176112
>>128175789
>>128175789
>>128175278

>tfw your entire consists of eggs, hot sauce/peppers, kale, and avocados

>>128176280
theres only two reasons you hate white ethnonationalism
1. youre a jew
2. youre secretly worried black dicks arent delicious

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>>128176794
did someone say eggs?

>>128168641
Joe is a libtard but he is basically the only popular "talk show" host who lets his guest speak their mind no matter what.

>>128176435
That actually looks half decent I'll grant him this one

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>>128176870
But seriously, are these pictures just cherrypicking his egg sandwhiches, or does he seriously not eat anything but eggs/peppers/avocados/kale?

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A rare non-egg dish

>>128176870
Is that ketchup, cream cheese and jalapeños?
what the fuck

>>128176958
>That actually looks half decent I'll grant him this one
participation trophy

>>128174922
> he doesn't make any money off the podcast
Are you dumb? He uses the podcast to sell his garbage comedy. The reason he sells out theaters is because of the podcast. I wonder how many people come out disappointed after one of his comedy shows expecting some ingenious comedy like Carlin.

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>>128177068
I spent about 40 minutes going through his entire instagram history one night and capped literally every food post he made. Every single one is terrible.

I've watched him a few times and he was alright, I respect his experience in martial arts, he's very pro-weed which I like, he's not THAT funny, but he gets by, he seems down to earth, but I feel like he's probably left-wing.

>>128176112
The madman, he can't cook for shit

>>128177076
he has absolutely no flair for presentation he might as well throw all his nice ingredients into a blender and do a meatloaf

Alright Joe, I get it, you like the yolk runny. We can do this the right way though.
>separate yolk and whites into different bowl.
>pre-salt the whites, wait for it to dissolve, this retains the moisture
>throw whites into low heat pan with a tbl spoon of butter
>once whites are almost done throw in your yolks, and stir vigorously.
>take out of pan in 15-20 seconds
>sprinkle your chives/parsley/green onion garnish on top
>season with salt and pepper to taste.

Now you have a meal that doesn't make you like like you have down-syndrome

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A little insight into Chef Rogan's cooking philosophy

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>tfw you come onto a politics board to talk current affairs but instead you find out about Joe Rogan's utterly bizarre diet and his strange obsession with eggs

Well, I can't say I regret it

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>>128177593
Egg pride worldwide

>>128176870
dude this isnt food gore thread

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E G G S

>>128177593
I don't know if I'd call it an obsession, eggs are pretty good for protein and he works out a lot.

>>128177861
i ocne ate 4 eggs at once and nearly threw up, how the fuck does he do it. Also how the fuck does he fail cracking an egg when he eats 10 a day

Joe's got killer kicking technique and he's pretty swole for a dude his age.
https://youtu.be/oWC6x4Qqwe4

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>>128178096
*blocks your path*

>>128168641
I saw him in Buffalo back in April. It was pretty good. He's proTrump.

>>128168641

I like his podcast because mostly he just lets the guest have his way. Only times he seems to jump on someone is when its in his wheelhouse of fighting. Most of the time he seems to be trying to learn not debate.

Lets the listener decide what to believe. Pushing the guest for facts a little.

>>128178083
>he can't even eat 4 eggs
Ah, sissy.

>>128168906

You act like its not entertaining as hell.

>>128178207

Fucking Kek.

he needs to have a chef go on his show. not bourdain either. someone like Ramsay or Batali so they can smack the shit out of Rogan.

>>128178083
I ate about 15 in a competition with my dad, what the fuck is wrong with you

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>>128177593
I'm big into weight lifting , so I have an equally bizarre diet. When you obsess over hitting macro/calorie goals, you end up doing strange shit just to figure out ways to pack in enough protein and such. I'd do stuff like fry up some eggs, fry a tortilla with melted cheese and then put avocados and eggs inside and eat that. Or I'd just drink a fuckton of milk, or eat a mixture of oats/milk/honey, or whatever the fuck is most convenient at the time. But these are all typical "bachelor food". I don't consider this cooking. It's on the same level as going into the fridge and slapping some meat and cheese on bread. It's just a quick and dirty way of getting some food.

It's certainly not something I would brag about and set up on a platter for instragram photos.

And at the same time, I'm actually a really good cook, if I say so myself. But it's not because I'll lazily cook up eggs or chug down oats and milk. When I like to cook, I'll make ACTUAL meals for the family, whether it's pot roast or filet mignon or tacos or hamburgers or salmon or fried chicken or pastries with feta cheese/olives/onion or whatever.

>>128177232
This looks good, honestly.
Presentation might be poor to instagramtards, but it looks tasty as fuk.

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>>128178083
You're a pussy faggot. I regularly eat 6 eggs at a time. In the past, sometimes a glass of that many eggs chugged just because I was short on time.

C'MON SIX EGGS

>>128177861
What the fuck is up with all that cooking oil? Who the FUCK cooks eggs like that? Is he deep-frying them? Eggs don't need anything more than a little bit of oil or cooking spray.

>>128168641

>crypto-Jew

He's very open to expressing how he feels and his thoughts about things, something autists on this board like to meme. Sure he comes off as a "woah dude check out this human woah dude" kinda guy, but hey, at least it's genuine.

>>128178207
Anyone else think he looks like Mussolini?

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>>128178207
power bottom

not bad but he needs to stop with the "muh weed" shit and stop believing liberal media sites are reliable sources of factual info

>>128178083
pathetic gravy sucking leaf fag

>>128168976

Got to fly under the radar a bit.

>>128169512
>not mentioning he is a literal cu/ck
This place really has gone to total shit

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>>128178558
looks like parasites in mop bucket water. he loves everything watery.

>>128175789

Jeebuz. Get that guy a photography course. His food photos look like parodies of food porn.

>>128179138
In my eyes, Rogan is in the sort of "purple pill" phase. He's not redpilled, but he knows enough about what's going on behind the scenes to see that something is amiss. It's just that he hasn't actually put 2 and 2 together yet.

For example, he's totally onboard with the concept of false flags and knows our governments have pulled many false flags in the past in order to get people to approve of whatever they're doing. He's openly skeptical about a great many things. He's the sort of person who shows "potential" to being redpilled, whereas there are other people who are so braindead and brainwashed by ZOG media that they don't even have the slightest possibility of being woken up.

>>128179560

lmfao no way

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>>128179572
Joe's magic with a camera. He can make bear meat look exactly like bear shit with hardly any effort.

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>>128179560
Embarrassing

>>128168641
The only youtubers I watch are millenial woes, ramzpaul, realitycalls, the alternative hypothesis, altright, red ice radio, and amren. Everything else bores me to sleep.

>>128168906

the most concise summary of Joe Rogan show I've ever seen.

>>128168641
he plays dumb and makes a shit of money with it.

>>128169723
FUCKING LOOOLLLLL
This is the accurate truth

>>128179560
il duche on your back nice

>>128178558

Fucking hell that looks disgusting.

>>128168641
hes aight

>>128177309
i don't think he's trying to make it a typical "instagram food image" like you'd expect from someone trying to impress with their food display, he's more so just taking pics of whatever he's eating, and would prepare/present/eat it the same way whether anyone saw it or not, its supposed to be "real"

>>128170453

I like to think hes just trying to learn what he can. He only really shits on people are completely full of shit.

Occasionally he just asks for the details or root of something.

Its what I like about the podcast.

>>128169166
not necessarily but I think he asks a lot of stupider questions to sort of clarify what the guest is talking about.

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I like Norm MacDonald's train wreck better.

https://youtu.be/I22Pk7QhGok?t=51m29s

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>>128179560
the tattoo artist's reaction to this work request....

>A bad motherfucker.
>Hes a good dude.
>Coyotes.
>Savage.
>Powerful.
>One of the best ever.
>Coyotes.
>Weed.
>Pull that up Jamie.
>I shot my bow today.
>I got some meat for you.

>>128172961

He gets a little intense on fighting and weed. Ive seen some people just straight bullshiting him on the martial arts though.

>>128178083
what, I've been eating 4-6 every morning for about 5 years. Eggs, rice and coffee. Perfect breakfast

>>128182168
you're missing spam from that breakfast, anon. otherwise it would be perfection.

>>128176538

I can agree there. He can't take pictures for shit, either.

He's alright sometimes. I swear though he has male PMS because every few podcasts he'll bitch out some guest and his staff. A few years ago he really shitted on Redban. It was degrading. Redban is an ass and not really funny, but that on-air beating was embarrassing. In the end he's a 1/2 tier above bro-science that used to peddle masturbation flashlights with his scammer biz partners Chris Marcus/Aubrey da Warrior Poet. His forums have really become SJW-friendly and many of the long-time good posters are gone. Zzzzzz.

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>>128176319
Good god......and he's not even British

>>128179060
Well he is part Italian

>>128182786
I don't quite get it either. For example, he did two podcasts on scientology. One was with the actress from King of Queens, and the other was with the father of the head of the CoS.

In the first interview with the woman, he was very interested and animated and it was a good interview. But in the second one, he was absolute shit, acting like a moody pissy woman and the whole interview was terrible. What gives?

>>128176112
Is this the recipe for covfefe

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>>128182786
> swear though he has male PMS because every few podcasts he'll bitch out some guest....

You realize he's Rich Piana-level IGF-1 dosing for the past decade, right?

>>128175789
>runny whites
Disgusting

>>128183173

Maybe that TRT and hormone therapy fucks with his moods. Haha. For such a pro-weed & psychedelics dude, he sure is the moody as fuck.

Yeah, that Leah Remini one was strange, like she was flirting with him.

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>>128175789
>>128178558

He is the physical embodiment of "DUDE WEED LMAO"

>>128170214
Hey crowder you fat fucking retard.

>>128168641
Stand-up comedy is for insane 20 years old big city pickpockets to scam tourists with, yet this 50 years old man thinks it's high art. It's sickening.
He's also homosexual.

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>Think he's cool here and there
>see the Crowder/Rogan episode

yeah fuck this guy

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>>128168641
I'll just leave this here:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KIn38ThUckk
What i think of Joe Rogan? That 90ies cool kid who is stuck in Beavis & Butthead world.

>>128184006
>like she was flirting with him.
All the women on his podcast are, Iliza Shlesinger, the RT cunt, Anna Kasparian and the Science girl.

>>128179560
> juicy j ticket tattoo

What god awful music taste

>>128185128
Crowder is a fucking basic bitch conservative faggot

Glad Rogan stuck it to that sweetie fuck face

>>128173942
Happen to have a timestamp?

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>>128183639
That would certainly explain how his head has expanded so much. You can do a timelapse of the dude starting in the 90s and see his head start increase.

That said, he's not that huge. Clearly on TRT, but he doesn't look like he's at the level where he'd start needing growth hormone to go beyond. Why the hell would someone inject that shit?

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hes on

https://youtu.be/xq4Y87idawk

>>128188049
(((Weinstein))) keeps getting propped up like he's Jordan Peterson 2.0, but in reality he's just another leftist kike who pushed the subversion so far that he created a golem from his pet niggers.

>>128168906
You forgot hunting, archery and wolves

He's generally a dumb ass, but he lets his guests speak, so that's cool.

>>128168641
eh is a pretty cool guy and doesn't afraid of anything

>>128188425
Basically. He's just a vessel. Joe as a person is a pretentious faggot. But he's open minded enough to have interesting people come on and talk. So long as he shuts up and let's his guests talk, he's okay.

>>128186566
You really think Rogan won that debacle? He was acting so irrational that day and he was stoned to top it off. He really went into 16 year old logic and went DUDE WTF U DON'T LIKE WEED

>No I said I don't really care but sometimes people take it too far with statements like it can cure canc--

DUDE WTF YOU DON"T LIKE WEED? JAMIE PULL UP THE SOURCES

>>128188293
he's no where near the intellectual value as based Peterson, and definitely no where as influential, but he is needed to expose the stupid leftists at Uni

Jew shill. Apparently loves how cock tastes

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>>128168906 >>128171469 >>128171766
>>128178380 >>128180072 >>128188397
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BKrf7mX_R6M

>>128188049
wtf I love jews now

Stopped watching, after all these high level guests he had on his podcast he didnt progress at all.

He does good work.

>>128168641
He deals with LA like Peter Parker with the black suit.

>>128168641
Shapeshifter just like Peterson said.

His recent episode with Graham Hancock proves that. He believes a snake oil salesman like Hancock and Jackson over actual geologist and archaeologists

>>128168641
>Dude I'm so high
>I'm so fucking high

He is a retard. Without his muscles 90% of his numale viewers would ignore him since he is just an pseudo intellectual meathead.

>>128190120
Wait, did Peterson actually call Joe Rogan a shapeshifter?

>>128168641
DUDE


WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED LMAO

>>128177861
He's autistic about eggs but I must say legit farm eggs fresh from the source are god tier

>>128184006
He's admitted it several times

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>>128188049
Fucking unwatchable

Faggot professor says the chimp outs are justified , but are misdirected at white liberal teachers who are trying to help

Pure faggotry

>>128168641
5'3" manlet who made his money starting girls gone wild exploiting dumb drunk girls then conveniently turned sjw cuck faggot. he's miniature cancer

>>128193296
He's reaping what he's sown

>>128188293
Yep. This whole thing is so great because everyone involved gets what they deserve.

>>128169166
You're probably way smarter mate.

>>128179271
Implying spencer worshippers like you ever had pull here.

>>128168641
He gets some good guests on then talks all over them because he thinks he's more interesting and intelligent than he is.

Very centrist in his thoughts, ideas, and beliefs.... nahh just flips the way of the click bait. I do watch his podcast vids tho. GO Joe

Joe Rogan is the kinda dude that I'd be friends with and trade my vegetables for the meat he kills.
IF he wasn't a degenerate weed addict.

>>128179560
your bf must love it when he nuts on your back, you probably cum in excitement too

>>128170195
He is not a lefty.
He hates hardcore lefties.

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>>128168641
means well fag

I don't think he's redpilled (though he seems pretty tired of "the left" in a lot of tangents) but he has lots of good guests on.