Why

>>128168119
America should own the rest of your fake country.

>>128168119
Why the hell is Toronto in Lake Eerie

Oil and gold and fishing and military bases

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>>128168119
>why

>>128168119
We bought it off the russians for strategic reasons during the cold war.

It's useless now.

>>128168119
Why not

The Scandinavia simulator

>>128168473
Neither of our fake countries should exist.

>>128168119
Because William Seward

>>128168119

Two reasons. We bought the land from Russia, and your """""country""""" couldn't do anything to stop it.

>>128168473
True

>>128168628
During the Cold War? We bought it in 1867.

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>>128168628
>Cold war
Pic related

>What are natural resources?

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>>128168119
It's like when you're playing crusader kings and you end up with a duchy in England, but you are way down in the south of france.

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>>128168473
>share a country with snow mexicans
pls no

>>128168524
climate change

bc it was 2 cents per acre lol

that pan handle along the coast by BC always bugged me, its ruins the shape of both countries, how much would America sell it for. maybe sum nice soft wood and fresh water would sweeten the deal

>>128168119
I wonder how many of you Canadians would welcome America as liberators.

>>128168119
Seriously, why don't we own all that clay between here and Alaska?

>>128168628
>american education

>>128168119
>latitude and longitude indicate a round earth
Spherecuck pls go

>>128168119
Because we can.

>>128168524
Put down the bottle mate. It's by Lake Ontario not Lake Erie.

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Posting a right version

>>128168119
iirc Russia tried to start a bidding war between Britain and the US, but Britain couldn't be arsed to participate.

>>128168628
>during the cold war

lmao

>>128168473
I'll take 10,000,000 Mexicans over 1 Canadian.

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>>128168584

>>128168584
That's like fucking your little brother's girlfriend man. Canada is our lil buddy. Like Gilligan.

>>128169449
What?

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>>128169449
Why does this exist?

>>128168119
fuck off leaf and ruskies
that's ours
if you want it, get ready to get nuked

>>128168628
Land is never useless

>>128168473
fpbp

>>128168473
Agreed. Canada belongs to America

>>128168119
Because you stupid leafs shouldn't have opposed UK and shouldn't have a leaf as your flag.

>>128170096
You know...nightmares.

>>128169843

Canada is much better to join the USA, same language, similar culture and heritage.

Mexico they don't even speak English and are much poorer.

North America is actually the USA in all but name. Canada, Mexico and the rest of North-America are US vassal states.

>>128168119
Canada didn't even exist when we bought it off the russians

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>>128168628
You're an embarrassment to your mother and I

To piss off people with OCD

>>128170085
>>128170096
Similar climates.

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>>128170096
>>128170085
America and Canada are pretty unimportant nations and should be split between more progressive countries.

>>128168119
Because we bought it from Russia. Maybe if you fuckers wanted it you could've bought it.

>>128168119
The more interesting question is: How would the international situation be now if Russia had not sold Alaska?

>>128170433
Mexicans are hardworking and
conservative people.Canadians are nothing but a bunch of imitation Americans who are irrelevant.

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>>128170538
>Colorado is like Afganistan
lolno

>>128170749
Would you at least deport the mexicans?

>>128168628
>american
>education

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>>128171015
You know it

>>128168628
Good bait

>>128168772
then kys, I love my fake country you fag!

>>128168119
I used to live in Alaska.

I miss it a lot, it was nice.

>>128168119
they bought it from stupid ruskies who failed during colonization era

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Why

>>128168119
Gold, duh.

it was a stage 4 cuckening
that purchase was made to allow us to control canadas western coast

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>>128169449
You seem to have gotten a few details wrong there, comrade.

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>>128169020
So we need to forge claims on British Columbia and Yukon Territory so we can invade and fix the ugly border?

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>>128170433
>Canada & America
>same culture

Literally kill yourself, you commie robot shitheel. I don't want those pseudo-European FUCKS anywhere near our government. I fucking hate Canada so goddamn much.

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>>128172635
Haha you forgot about this one

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>>128168119
I've got a better question for you, leaf.
Who does pic related belong to?

>>128168119
yeah British Colombia and Yukon should be part of the US

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>>128172970
Don't worry, you'll get it taken from you be the nazis again.

>>128168875
it was very, very cold at that time.

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>>128173263
Source of game?

>>128168473
Ok northern Denmark.

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>>128172749
It's the only way

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>>128173798
Stellaris, learn to google, my friend

>>128168628
>t. german on a proxy

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>>128175978
Thanks mr.Hans! Here, have a funny picture!

>>128174159
Not that other guy, but we're more like western Sweden.

>>128173004
a couple of seals probably

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>>128169449
>>128172635
>>128172970
>>128173263

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>>128176797
How often do seals go clubbing?

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>>128176811
How much drugs? Also giving chinks this much lebensraum is pretty suicidal decision

>>128168119
It's called getting one over on the Russians.

When adjusted for inflation, we paid pennies for Alaska.

Best deal ever made.

>>128168119
russia sold it, so they dont hurt canada if they invade north america, alaska is first target, russians like canada.

>>128177081
Post lewds of cat boi

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>>128176811
I think we're going to disagree about how big Poland is.

>>128168119
because you cucks can't defend the continent from the commies so we have to do it for you

>>128177292
Why did you take only half of Japan?

>>128176406
Love this pic.

It's sad that we were never friends Russbro, A united US/Russian hegemony of the world would've been lit.

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>>128177264

>>128177517
Me too, because of how inaccurate it is.

>>128173798
Stellaris - make sure if you get it you pick up the Human Phenotypes mod that'll let you play as only Whites

>>128168628

I can't believe...

>>128168119
It was part of the plan to take Canada, but then we began to understand the true nature of the leaf.

>>128176589
As long as you know this and give us 25% of all the oil money then and only then will we not invade.

>>128177638
What is inaccurate.

The Germans have been the bane of the white man's existence for centuries.

You literally ruin everything, every time.

We wanted a ponytail to stick out of our lame Hat above us, you Leaf.

The russians sold it to usa because we were going to attack russia eventually. So they sold that chunk to the americans because they were our enemies at the time.

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>>128176811
fixed.

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>>128168119

>I have a use for you.

>>128177587
moar!

>>128177726
Will mods work in pirated version?

>>128168119
When Russia sold it, Canada was still owned by UK. Nobody wanted to make UK even stronger so they just sold land to us instead. Napoleon did the same thing with the Louisiana Purchase.

>>128177829
kek

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As always anyone is more than welcome to try and invade us.

>>128177917
Yes. Just find the files and extract directly.

Also beware the xenophiles.

>>128168628
>american education

>>128171162

fucking mierdas need to hang for lynching our savour

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>>128177469
I spared them as my anime-factory.
I left Hungry their capital because hunbros deserve at least some autonomy.
I left Romania one province as the new gypsy containment ground.
I didn't take southern Italy because it's all shitskins.
I also left China a little bit of land and Taiwan as a source of cheap labour. I'm not gonna leave the mighty Polish people to work in sweatshops mate.
As for the Russians and the remaining Chinese the final solution awaits.
Once we're done testing our new nuclear weapons in the Ethiopian wastelands we'll be nuking the rest of the world for its degeneracy.

>>128173263
>268 years into the game
>You control half the galaxy
>You just settled your first colony
WE DO NOT SOW.

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>>128169449

>I am Mongolian now

I am ok with this.

>>128169449
Why does this exist? And why does the south belong to China here? This map is retarded, even in an imaginary sense

>>128171162
really weird seeing him so happy and nice looking on his ID

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>>128178105
Thanks. Is it possible to purge every ayyyylmao and estabilish human-only galactic empire there? If so, i think i know what i will do this weekend.

>>128178317
Never played the game, have you?
The game allows you to modify your race with additional traits late into the game, making a new superior sub-species that you can then spread around.
This "first" colony is the beginning of the new age of the true ubermensh, the product of the finest space nazi genetic engineering.

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>>128177884
Heres another fine example of so called "catbois"

>>128178609
Yes, though the game gets pretty hectic at the later parts.
Also, the nazi stuff is from mods. But you will find lots of good mods to use to make the core game more to your liking.

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>>128178820
Yes moar!

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>>128178916
>Yes, though the game gets pretty hectic at the later parts
So as many other strategy games. okay then.
>>128178964

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>>128168628

Thanks for perpetuating the stereotype anon.

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>>128177807
>4th Crusade
Not our fault, the crusaders were French, Constantinople was raided because of Dandolo's (Venetian) decision to pay the crusaders with the money he would have gotten by meddling in Byzantine political affairs.

>Martin Luther
He hated Judaism and released the Germans from C*tholicism, a religion which leeched off the poor and worked on corruption.
Did it result in wars? Yes it did. But the intention was to free themselves from the C*tholic bond, just like you Americans had a war to release yourself from the British.

>Otto von Bismarck
A conqueror who united many German micronations. Literally nothing wrong here.
While the British, French, Spanish and Portugese empire were about massacring shitskins, Germans, while having had colonies, wanted to fight on an equal ground.

>le hitler is bad and pol is satire maymay
The reason why Europe went to shit is because he lost, not because he started wars.
Conquering Poland was a cruical way to stop the Soviets from advancing.
Remember this: Without National Socialism, Germany would have become a communist power, and don't forget that Germany is the bridge between Eastern Europe and Western Europe, making it likely that other countries would have followed the same ways.
Taking over Poland was needed in order to stop the Stalin menace from advancing.
But yeah, nice job following your Jewish advisors and securing the existance of a Jewish state after the World Wars!

>Angela Merkel
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Denazification

>>128178072
i love when you post these, usa ak bro!

>>128168119
Well then try to take it Leaf

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>>128168119
tbqh, we should've annexed this shit. Of course, not anymore, because it's nothing but gooks and libcucks, but it rustles my jimmies that alaska's panhandle doesn't connect.

Also, anyone in/fron Juneau? I've seen pictures of that place. Looks comfy as fuck over there.

>>128177807
yea. call it german nihilism passing for german "intellectuals"

so they die first when Russia comes over and Canadian soldiers can lay back and finish em off.

>>128179947
cuckkkkkkkk cukkkkkkkkkk cukkkkkkkk cukkkkkkkkk why the fuck do you hate white people so much you fucking sperg sjw germanic retard cuckkkk cukkkkkkk cuckkkkkk cucccck

>>128168119
Cuz CanKEKS are scared as fuck of russia.

>>128168119
Fuck off Canada, you aren't getting Alaska.

Because Russia, feuding with the United Kingdom at the time, did not want the British to have the whole of the north. It was sold to the US because Russia had the Union's backs during our Civil War while we were engaged in a war against rebels propped up by internationalist elements.

>>128178449
Let me reveal you a really big and scary secret: This picture sole purpose for existance is baiting

the united states discovered Alaska, but it was cana da.
(only germans will understand)

>>128172970
This reminds me of my time in RedSwarm.

>>128168119
Last white bastion

>>128169103

I would.

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>>128180708
>getting baited by counter bait
Uhm... sweetie...

>>128168119
You can't be mad at America for having Alaska if you okay with Mexico jav8ng whatever that is above Alaska

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>>128180152
>we should have annexed this shit.
But why not Mexico as well? all those spics left to run riot...

>>128180794
Are you talking about Microsoft Excel simulator?

>>128168119
The same reason as any other border
Arbitrary historic events

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>>128180361
>so they die first
So they try first.

>>128179345
Thanks I came hard

>>128168628
Hey guys >American education.
Do I fit in yet?

>>128181148
No, the Autistic Spreadsheet Minesweeper AnCap simulator.

>>128168119
We bought it. Hawaii isnt even attached to anything at all and we still own that. So what. We will fuck your ass

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>>128181301
No problem bro.

>>128169103
Not many.

Because we bought it from the Russkies.

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>>128168119

>>128181070
During the mexican-american war, Polk originally planned to annex significantly more of Mexico, all the way down to a horizontal line around Guadalajara on that map, IIRC.

That would've been fucking great. Evict the spics and have much more lebensraum for whtie colonists. plus it would SIGNIFICANTLY reduce our border with the spics, making border control that much easier.

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>>128180403
Holy fuck did the cholesterol get to your head? What is this drivel?

>>128172635
So you gonna start another war, Poland?

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>>128180361
yes

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>>128184030
Why would Canucks kill Americans?

>>128184352
meant for>>128180361

>>128184352
canada is rossia

>>128178730
Man you're an awful nazi, Nazi would go for the PSY path

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>>128168875
>>128168956
>>128169173
>>128170500
>>128171140
>>128178161
>>128179934

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>>128168119
>spent a lot of money in Crimean War
>fugg we lost
>ok, reform and economy time
>need money to establish Vladivostok and build Trans-Siberian railroad
>I kow, we sell Alaska

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>>128168119

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Because the Russians sold it to us.

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>>128168119
Because fuck you.

>>128185795
no, they sold it for gold, real gold, worth 3 million or something.

>>128169449
Will based nippon cleanse the GTA?

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>>128168628
I try to avoid the "burgers are stupid" meme but you guys are really making it hard for me.

▲
▲ ▲

>>128168119
The Russians were selling and America was in the market for more land.

>>128168473
fpbp

>>128168473
Boom, roasted

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>>128176811
>welsh and cornish
>not kingdom of northumbria

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>>128168473
FPBP

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>>128169449
I don't think so snowy Mexican

>>128168119
the alaskan panhandle should belong to british columbia

it wasn't even part of the agreement with russia, russia didn't own that territory, the US literally just stole it from canada outright

>>128168473
We kind of do own Canada, and much of the world, without our subsidies and what we pay in trade most nations wouldn't exist.
The United States funds all socialist regimes, they would crumble without black market capital from the US.

Alaskan here.
The NW passage is set to redefine world trade as we know it.
Trillions of dollars will flow through Nome. Trump is riding an ice breaker for this purpose.
HAARP towers are all focused on melting not the caps, but the NW Passage route.
Take a looks at these cruise prices from NY to ANC, who do you think could possibly afford this?
http://www.crystalcruises.com/northwest-passage-cruise

"Because fuck Britain"

-Russia

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>>128181424
No, you fucked it up.


Pic related

>>128192289
They should have stolen more

>>128192008
BRAAAAAAAPPPPPPPP

>>128168119
literally why haven't we annexed Alaska

thats right Annex burgers

CANADA ANNEXES YOU !

>>128168119
Because we don't want that shit.
>oil

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>>128194691
I'll be waiting.

>>128193239
thats why euroes scared....if you melt that shit, new passage will come between russia and USA.

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>>128194979
Dont think you've fully mastered your resources

better go looking for those missing moose

WE'RE COMIN BOOOOOOY

>>128194979
is alaska like the long dark ?

>>128193239

PANAMA ON SUICIDE WATCH

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Northwest_Passage

>a Chinese shipping line is planning regular voyages of cargo ships using the passage to the eastern United States and Europe, after a successful passage by Nordic Orion of 73,500 tonnes deadweight tonnage in September 2013. Fully loaded, Nordic Orion was too large to sail through the Panama Canal.[14]

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>>128195552
>Dont think you've fully mastered your resources
I have mastered yours. Pic related
>>128195710
>is alaska like the long dark ?
I haven't played it yet.

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>>128168473
Pax Americana bitches

>>128168119

Because they bought it. Turned out to be a good deal with all the oil under there.

Canada don't exist fag
Alaska is the only real thing in the north

>>128196118
Typical American Savage, just like the French, you eat your horses, how amusing !

>>128168473
Why is the first post always the best post?

Daily reminder all flags are mad at Canada because we're King of the world geographically on top of the world to rule over everyone under us as the untermensch you all are !

>>128170212
>Israel

Lmao, need any more Gaza strip, Ally?

>>128196656
>just like the French
>says the French Canadian

>>128168119
Bc fuck you

>>128171007
Thanks for the laugh. Needed the pick me up.

>>128177517
Russia actually threatened UK and France to not intervene in our civil war. Our greatest failure was not helping the whites enough in Russia's civil war.

>>128168628
American education over here folks. Tyrone, you dumb N*gger Alaska was bought in the 1800s from Russia.

Your kind of so called 55% need to be cast out of the OSCE. Fucking bottom feeder, trash.

>>128169449
so im a jap now cool

>>128168628
Who told you this?

>>128168473
FPBP

>>128168473
There was a war over this.

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>>128168119

Beachhead,Resources & due to Canada not wanting to give it's whole Western Coast away.

http://archive.4plebs.org/_/search/subject/knowledge%20bomb/username/anonymous5/tripcode/%21%219O2tecpDHQ6/