Brit/pol/ - YOU ARE HERE edition

>>128164684
Archived

>https://theguardian com/environment/2017/jun/02/european-leaders-vow-to-keep-fighting-global-warming-despite-us-withdrawal
https://archive.is/QlBD7
>https://theguardian com/commentisfree/2017/jun/02/tories-school-education-cuts
https://archive.is/fYV3t

Wayne Lambright is Not Gay because he forgives himself every time.

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Why would we need a polling inquiry lads?

Which direction is it gonna be off in?

karenposting is the only thing keeping me from giving up on the uk as a whole

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We're dead lads. Voting won't fix this.

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>Corbyn will never run
>Corbyn will never get elected by the Labour members
>Corbyn will never find any frontbenchers
>Corbyn will never hold on to power
>Corbyn will never win re-election
>Corbyn will never win re-election with an increased majority
>Corbyn will never bring the party out of debt
>Corbyn will never sing the national anthem
>Corbyn will never come back from 25%
>Corbyn will never prevent the LibDems from becoming the new opposition
>Corbyn will never support Article 50
>Corbyn will never support a GE in 2017
>Corbyn will never support Trident
>Corbyn will never support hard Brexit
>Corbyn will never abolish tuition fees
>Corbyn will never fully cost his manifesto
>Corbyn will never breach 30%
>Corbyn will never win over the working class
>Corbyn will never win over Liberals
>Corbyn will never win over Conservatives
>Corbyn will never win over lost UKIP voters
>Corbyn will never bring his party ahead in approval ratings
>Corbyn will never gain after Manchester
>Corbyn will never rally the North
>Corbyn will never close the gap to 5%
>Corbyn will never breach 40%
>Corbyn will never force May to debate
YOU ARE HERE
>Corbyn will never breach 50%
>Corbyn will never win the general election
>Corbyn will never be PM
>Corbyn will never reverse tax and spending cuts
>Corbyn will never establish a National Education Service
>Corbyn will never renationalise the rails without compensation
>Corbyn will never federalise the UK
>Corbyn will never get a good Brexit deal
>Corbyn will never dismantle the EU
>Corbyn will never abolish the monarchy
>Corbyn will never declare himself Chairman
>Corbyn will never send the Tory press to the gulags

How come there's not been an Eire/pol/ for a few hours..?

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Lads. I want to run as an MP.

I want to use 40k of my 120k compensation fund to campaign as an Independent. Will I succeed?

>>128164819
Polls are all over the place, some of them are very wrong and people will want to know why

Labour is about to bitch smack Conservatives into the next dimension.

May is throwing the election and anybody that can't see it by now is clearly retarded.

Say hello to prime minister Corbyn.

>>128165000
what seat?

>>128164819
Slight labour overestimation, possibly a tory one too. Underrep 3rd party.

>>128164870
If May can't even convincingly beat Corbyn in a general election, then the EU are going to tear her apart.

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>>128164684
Obey sharia law. You will greatly benefit from it.

Arguing with someone who thinks Princess Diane was literally an Angel, did she actually do anything bad?

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>britpol
>lots of people posting pictures of Babs
>she's hot
>get curious to "see what she's actually like" so look her up on Youtube
>she comes across as quirky and goofy but uber-confident
>tfw you realise she would probably terrify the vast majority of britpol who wouldn't be able to handle this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yi5yjK0J7Gk

Feels kinda sad, lads. For you, I mean.

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>>128164684
Yeah the Tory manifesto was garbage. The old people stuff was dumb, fox hunting is a non-issue, which bringing up can do nothing but lose votes and the Internet snooping thing is gonna be done regardless by both sides so why even mention it?

But the alternative is Corbyn, propped up by the SNP and the rest of that SJW, fake liberal rabble. And don't forget who's waiting in the shadows, ready to swoop in as soon as they manage to get rid of the leader at the first opportunity.

Ask yourself - do you really want this cabinet:
- Leader: Corbyn (for now...)
- Deputy: Cranky
- Home Secritary: Farron
- Chancellor: Abbott
- Environment & Culture Secritary: Bennett

Not to mention Eagle waiting to crack down even more on the Internet and Harman ready to cut all our dicks off.

>>128165000
You can only spend £25,000 on campaigning during the season I believe. Plus you have to put down a deposit to found your own party so it is just better to join one and change it from inside.
https://www.electoralcommission.org.uk/i-am-a/candidate-or-agent

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>>128164869
>posting about it on the internet even though nothing can be done
Kek, even more pointless than voting

>>128164684
>Corbyn v May
Oh did she finally deign to join a debate? cute.

>>128165114
Aberdeen South.

I can relate to the locals way fucking more than you think I can. Being an outsider not strung up by party guidelines will win me the constituency.

>>128165192
SHE
FUCKS
NIGGERS

WHY DO NONE OF YOUR FUCKS WHO POST HER EVER RESPOND TO THIS?

WHY???????????????????????????????

>>128164887

Probably laying low to avoid us mocking them as they are now being ruled by a gay Pajeet.

I've just got off the phone to a friend in Wales who is running a campaign in North Wales, he said he doesn't understand the polls as the word on the ground is pretty good. Lots of Tory candidates standing in safe Labour seats over 8000 are getting positive messages on the doorsteps.

There will be a massive enquiry again about the polling again and how Momentum infiltrated them.

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He's going to win, isnt he?

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This does not fooking slip!

>>128165189
She was gold digging whore.

>>128164673
She wasn't openly racist. Already a reason to kill the whole Royal Family

>>128165201
If Corbyn wins this election then the whole party will have no choice but to rally around him.

>>128165142
Slight overestimations would not be enough to call of an inquiry, something bigger is going on. Wouldn't be surprised if the Labour surge has been slightly enhanced by some companies to encourage Tory turnout.

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>>128165434
Labour is full of career politician fucks anyhow.

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>>128165390
nevar forget

>>128165352
>she fucks niggers
Maybe in your chemically inbalanced sexual fantasies only

>>128165418
>She wasn't openly racist. Already a reason to kill the whole Royal Family
so you want to kill 90% of britain

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>>128164684
>Tory candidate South Thanet charged over expenses

A chance for a UKIP candidate to get in?

>>128165515

The Labour surge had been enhanced because Momentum are actively skewing the polls.

>>128165556
70-90% Of Western Europe*
Why not? Quality over quantity

>>128165556
Hey now, cold and rainy Britain sure does beat gulag tier weather.

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>>128165554
Google it, you stupid fuck.
It's common knowledge her and Lewis Hamilton have been dating for months.

>>128165640
>Momentum are actively skewing the polls

How?

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>>128165405
>rise in sports posting correlates with rise in Votetards

Really colours my ties

>>128165684
Thats just a modelling shoot

>>128165684
>gossip
>common knowledge

>>128165605
Didnt nige say before that he'd run in south Thanet if something like this came out?

>>128165704

Thousands of them have joined Yougov with the aim of distorting realistic polling.

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post yfw Labour wins a landslide majority

>>128165201
i liked the appeals to nationalism and the call to end unrestricted globalist free markets like the EU single market, though. and why did you cucks outlaw fox hunting in the first place? it's cool as fuck

>>128165405

Lefties only have this and about 4 other Jeremy Corbyn memes

Very poor meme range

>>128165774
>>128165744
>seen at dozens of events together
>seen leaving eachother's hotels at 6 in the morning
THE STATE

>>128165863
Ok, that's Yougov. Explain Ipsos MORI.

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>>128165878

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Nicola is doorstepping me right now. How do I tell her I'm not voting SNP?

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>>128164870

>>128165352
>SHE
>FUCKS
>NIGGERS
Nobody cares. The vast majority of people would think you have a mental deficiency for even bringing it up.

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>>128165878

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>>128165878

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>>128165684
You know that models charge for shoots like 'these' extra? I wonder why. Almost like non-whites are gross animals or smth

>>128165896
>and why did you cucks outlaw fox hunting in the first place?

Labour did it as a cheap way to win the liberal vote and out of spite against the core Tory vote.

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Lads what is a triple lock and why does everyone care about it?

>>128165919
And now you can tell us why you're keeping tabs on some coalburner who would literally never fuck you?

>>128165405
Chelsea finished third that season. Really makes you think.

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>>128165878

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>>128164684

A

FUCKING

LEAF

>>128166146
Because just like plenty of other people here, I used to like her.
But I woke up whereas many mongs in these threads still live in denial.

>>128166118
Guarantees pensioners massive rises every year, paid for by people who haven't had a pay rise in years. The Tory shake up of social care is a good thing.

>>128166095
but why was there a popular desire to do so in the first place? were foxes in the U.K. endangered because of all the hunting or something?

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>In 1996, the Guardian wrote this about Jeremy Corbyn in a blistering leader column:

>“Every few years, the London Labour MP Jeremy Corbyn indulges his romantic support for Irish republicans by using his parliamentary privileges to give them a publicity platform. These occasions always also provide a showcase for Mr Corbyn’s abiding qualities: his lack of wider political and moral judgment, his predilection for gesture politics, his insensitivity to the feelings of most Londoners and his indifference to the policies of his party… Mr Corbyn’s actions do not advance the cause of peace in Northern Ireland and are not seriously intended to do so. It is surprising that a politician as clever and important as the Sinn Fein leader should be bothered with him. Grown-up people ought to keep this childish sideshow in perspective. Mr Corbyn is a fool, and a fool whom the Labour Party would probably be better off without.”

https://order-order.com/2017/06/02/guardian-endorses-corbyn/

>>128166118
It's a locking system to fully secure your chastity belt when your wife is fucking Jamaal. Very important.

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Why does EVERY SINGLE kiddy Labour ''''meme'''' involve badly-shopping the heads of Corbyn/May and placing them over celebrities/sports/entertainment people's heads?

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>>128166205
>reddit spacing
>shit memes
Back r/The_Donald with you, plebbitor

>>128165962

These sort of polls often overstate Labour because they contact people in the day, the people at work will vote Conservative whilst the dole scum watch Jeremy Kyle.

How the hell is Corbyn winning, didn't everyone hate him a month ago ?

Scotfag here.

The Torries must be defeated and SNP are fucking useless in Westminster.

Labour or Lib Dems. Which one and Why?

>>128166273
Because the vast majority of voters don't have to deal with foxes slaughtering their livestock and they just look like a little dog.

>When /pol/ doesn't want a coalition of Chaos.

Who are you people?

I hate that we have this culture of voting as something required, like a "duty". It means that every General Election, millions of mouthbreathing retards take 10 seconds to vote for the person they feeeel is the best choice, always with massive amounts of influence from the mainstream press and the BBC. These people simply should not vote. It's a travesty that they inflict their thoughtless brainfart ignorance onto everyone else, just because someone convinced them it's important to vote

>>128166173

Yeah but Liverpool still fucked it.

And the Conservatives not winning a majority would be them fucking up

>>128166342
Because they are the same people who use Harry Potter analogies to describe political events.

>>128166118
Pensions. Increase it every year in line with either inflation, average earnings or 2.5% - whichever is highest.

It's money tree bullshit that just keeps going up and up and up no matter our ability to actually pay for them.

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>>128166407
He's not, just a case of the Tories unraveling. They'll still win file mou

>>128166407
He's not. The polls are fucked, the tories will win a mediocre majority of 50

>>128166273
Muh feels.
Nobody gives a shit about lurching for rabbits.

>>128166273
Viewed as an inhumabe toff sport really.

I would have agreed with it when I was younger, but as someone who's lost two of my pets to a fox the amount of protection the bloody vermin get is obnoxious.

Yeah, I'm sure they look nice and cute if you're some city dwelling liberal shit.
They're significantly less cute when they're carrying your pet off into the rural countryside.

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>>128166475
I would want a coalition of chaos if it wasn't for Brexit. Brexit is too important right now to mess up with some sort of crazy alliance where most of the parties don't want to leave/ want another referendum/ want to stay in the single market.

>>128166475
>SNP backs labour but forces EU referendum 2.0
Sure, that's fucking exactly what we want

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>>128165878

>>128166392
Mori contact people from 9am to 9pm (with the political polls mostly done afternoon and evening). I know, I work for them. Also, most pensioners vote blue.

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>>128165878

>have queen
>your people still vote on who should run the country

literally whats the point? why dont you just "remove" your politicians and allow the regents to rule?

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>>128166679
>he thinks brexit is possible

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Biggest matchup of all time tonight

>>128166767
The SNP will want nothing less than IndyRef 2 under their own terms for supporting Labour.

>>128165533
Why did she do dis? Is Gary actually our autistic 00 agent?

>>128166877
Look up what a constiutional monarchy is.

>>128166827
>I work for them
And my dad works for nintendo

>>128166877
Because we'd just end up removing them after awhile then removing whoever replaced them and then going back to what we have now.

Is this even going to be a debate or some gay Q&A? Bets on how many times May not being in the debate will be mentioned?

>>128166631
Fuck foxes, they deserve to be ripped to shreds by dogs while some posh toffy wanks off in the background.

>>128166954
>Why did she do dis?

Public pressure, and if he'd have offed himself or gotten killed while in US custody, there would have been a massive shitstorm over it.

>>128166877
We've had a couple of pretty shit monarchs in the past. Got a bit choppy from time to time.

The point today is the monarch is where parliament and the judiciary source their authority, as the monarchs authority is derived solely from God. No monarch no authority.

Obviously religion is dead in this country (except islam) but that's the traditional reason.

>>128167122
It's a Q&A with the audience like Cameron did.
There's a second one with Milkman and Haggis on the weekend.

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We all expected it but here it is. The Guardian has backed Jeremy Corbyn and Labour for government.

>>128167106
>He think's it's some prestigous job
LOL.

>>128167134
You're not going to win anyone with that sort of talk. Fuck off tory shill.

>>128166407
PAY DEBNTS

>>128166631
Foxes aren't even cute in the city. I live just outside of London and those fuckers are annoying. They run around and shit everywhere, attack peoples dogs and make a racket when they're shagging in the night.
I don't know how people haven't realised that they're just vermin yet.

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>>128166954
The Autistic card trumps international law!

>>128167262
A shocking development

>>128167262
Sun, Mail, Express etc will all back the tories I bet.

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>>128166391

LEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAF

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>>128166051

>>128166475
Gonna be a minority government lad

>>128167262
Realistically they didn't have any other option.

>>128165201
From your perspective Corbyn sounds like your only hope.

>>128166877
>Germany thinks it knows what a system of government is

Let me know when you've settled on one for more than a fucking century please. Cheerio!

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>>128167134
>tfw cityfag

Does this image make you mad anon?

>>128166877
>german education

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>>128167393
You don't say

>>128167440
Would our best case scenario be the tories a few seat short propped up by the DUP?

>>128166914
you're gonna pop one blackpill too many

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If Corbyn wins I'm gonna become a secret police informer. Got some annoying neighbours I want to see on show trial.

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>>128165878

>>128165985
Piss on her to show dominance.

I'm hoping that the polls are following the same trends as for Brexit and Trump - basically where they're wrong.
I wouldn't be surprised if there were a lot of closet Tory voters - especially among the younger people. If you're a Uni student and you openly show that you're voting Conservative, you're quickly going to be shat on by a bunch of other students claiming that May is the devil incarnate.

>he didn't know he what he was doing
>he said he was looking for UFO's

DEVILISH
E
V
I
L
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>>128167262
>>128167393
>>128167695
I'm actually surprised how low the circulation is for the Guardian

>>128167393
>Express
didn't they back ukip last election

>>128167932
Brexit and Trump were anti-establishment votes, and the Tories sure as fuck aren't anti-establishment.

>>128167579
I am a city fag.

Yes it does.

Wir müssen die Füchse vernichten!

>>128168029
It's losing £2million annually or something. Entirely funded by left wing donations

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IfCorbyn wins the next series of big brother will be shit hot.

Got a hankering for some shit like McDonalds but the nearest one is a 20 minute walk

Worth it?

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>>128165878

>>128168041
Yeah but UKIP is dead

>>128167932

I always take polls with a mountain of salt.

I really don't beleive them at all.

>>128167717
Stop replying to him you clown.

>>128167742
if they work in the City or for Rupert Murdoch, feel free.

>>128168081
Polls said 33-33 last time and it was 37-31 to the tories in reality. No real surprise if these polls with the tories 3-10% ahead are really 9-15% ahead.

>>128166877
Good post Ahmed. For starters, British "queen" is a mudblooded pro-diversity bitch. Do you need to know anything else about her?

>>128165339
aberdeen south here

good luck, i'll vote for you if you aren't a cuck

What would your main policies be ?

>>128168029
I'm surprised two papers are selling more copies than a paper that's given away for free.

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>>128167262

A rather shocking development. I also hear water is wet.

>>128168095
To be fair, though, I think it's a general problem with print media. The Independent is entirely online now isn't it? And Guardian readers are typically young and technologically inclined. The Sun and Daily Mail are old mens' newspaper.

>>128168240
>For starters, British "queen" is a mudblooded pro-diversity bitch
how?

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>>128168127
Where are all the commie blocks?

Will there be a hung parliament, or will the Tories eek out a slight majority?

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New Irish PM is a gay paki. The absolute STATE of Ireland.

>>128168223
Voter turnout could swing it the other way this time around. The Tories look like they aren't even trying and Corbyn is going to bring out millions of left wing voters who were disillusioned with New Labour.

Lads, what paper does your grandad read?

>>128168461
The tories always have better turnout. It being close assures all the pensioners will turn up to.

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>>128167489

not our fault. the last 103 years were a mistake..

>>128167214

so does the monarch have real vetoing power? if yes, then how can bad PMs make damage to the UK? surely the queen would then obstruct any stupid decisions.

>>128168240

proofs for that?

>>128166021
I care now get fucked you nigger

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>>128168127

Fixed that for you

>>128168519
>dad side
the sun
>mom side
the sun

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>>128168419
It doesn't matter, the result will still be the same. Continued immigration and the dominance of Islam over our fractured society.

>>128168391
Sorry, conservatives lost in this timeline.

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I'm annoyed that Kathy Griffin is now a name I recognise

>>128165201
>Implying that the Labor manifesto was any better
I've read both, and besides the horrendous layout of the pdf, my issue with Labor's manifesto is that they seem to want to do a lot of costly things but lack explanations on how they plan on getting the money for it.
When they said they've "balanced the books" and got a plan of how to fund it all, I can't help but think they've got Diane Abbott in their accounting department.

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>>128168428

Irish......

>>128168390
She has non-European ancestry and she spoke in favor of diversity multiple times.

>>128164870
>>Corbyn will never abolish the monarchy
>>Corbyn will never declare himself Chairman
>>Corbyn will never send the Tory press to the gulags
im ready

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>>128165878

>>128168029
>London paper selling more than nationals
Mental

>>128168127
Which of those towers are mosques?

>>128168642
Danny Elfman?

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>>128168726
Funny that the Tories are going to ban this sick filth

>>128166530

I assumed it would mean that parliament would need to vote three times to alter payments

>>128168461
But remember polling day is both on an exam date AND during ramadan.

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>>128168428

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Is Jordan Peterson the new Morality Man?

What has the Hitch been up to?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NLLH9AoVmb8

>>128168820
Thats bullshit. You tinfoil hat commie

>>128168029
Most of the people who read The Guardian are students who can't afford to pay for it every day so read it online.

>>128168560
Every single bill that becomes an act requires royal assent. She has to accept any new law before it becomes law.

In practice royal assent hasn't been withheld in over 300 years and the monarch hasn't even signed it in person since Queen Victoria. The future of the monarchy is already unclear, to upset a 300 year precedent would likely see a growth in republicanism. This is also the reason she tries to maintain an a poltical public image.

what is british culture? or english culture i should perhaps ask.

>>128168733
>non-European ancestry
what?
your not gonna show me that article that the paki was spamming about how she decended from mohammed are you?

The fuck is going on on Sky News? Andrew Gwynne has suddenly shown up in the middle of an interview with Boris Johnson.

>>128168933

The BBC apparently buys a lot of as well.

>>128168860
>both on an exam date AND during ramadan

Maybe May is a lot smarter than we give her credit for.

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>>128168867
>What has the Hitch been up to?
Absolutely nothing because nothing is worth doing

>>128168081
Even so, the polls still showed the opposite outcome.
I remember during the 2016 election a few theorists were saying Trump votes were probably extremely underestimated due to "closet Trump voters", and they weren't wrong.

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>>128168996
Its gone just like North German culture

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>>128169025

It's a shame, he brought me over to the light.

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>>128168860
>Ramadan
>Muslim guy at work today
>Comes in at 11.00
>Leaves at 3.00
mfw

>>128168933
Lefty students would probably prefer to be seen with a copy of the Morning Star.

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>>128168996
BLOOD REFINIRIES

>>128168759
The metro and the london evening standard are given out for free

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>>128169025

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Bet365 Have now got the 2 Way seats bet's up to under/over 207.5 From 183.5

>>128169029
good point
there will likely be a lot of closet corbyn voters

>>128168240
Considering she still seems to be on good terms with her husband, I doubt she's as "pro-diversity" as you think.

>>128167932
If you're a uni student and voting conservative you're a fucking moron.
hahahahaha.

UKIP>Tory
kys if you vote tory

>>128169202
>there will likely be a lot of closet corbyn voters
What the fuck are you on about? Shy tories have been a thing for 25 years now, since 1992.

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>>128168864
>Irish nationalism
What a fucking shambles

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Reeeeeee mummy gonna lose

>>128169251
A vote for UKIP is a vote for labour

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>>128169202
>corbyn voters
>ever being quiet about it

>>128168920
>to imply a political figure has extremist ideas is in breach of Cox's Law of 2018, section a) that specifically states no political figure shall have any of their ideas exaggerated, even for comic effect, to prevent someone from taking that implication seriously and inciting hatred in that person
>for this clear breach of the law, anon, I give you 15 years in HM Mohammed prison, Luton

>>128169139
>gunna stay up all night on Election Day and watch the coverage with you guys
>"working" from home on the Friday to shitpost with you guys

Won't be as fun as Brexit but should still be a laugh.

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>Theresa may wont debate corbs head on head

what a hag

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Can't believe my mums voting commie even even after I told her I'd loose my job if he wins, does she love me?

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>>128169202
>there will likely be a lot of closet corbyn voters

>>128169354
Irish head pat fan BTFO.

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>>128168920
>legislation to ban porn
>used to censor criticism of government
>legislation to curb cyber bullying
>used to censor unions
>this abuse goes back decades and socialists are almost always the first target
>still get called a "tinfoil hat commie"

>>128169454
Cameron also didn't in 2015

>>128169202
Don't think so. There are plenty of vocal ones, and I've seen little evidence of social reprecussions for doing so. It's becoming a social pariah that makes the shy tory effect.

>>128169531
cameron has always been a faggot

>>128169479
>tfw mummy works for the NHS

>>128169479
Obviously not

>>128169560
He still won though.

Have been hearing paki music in the distance all day, is getting on my nerves a bit

This passes for journalism in the London Evening Standard:

http://www.standard.co.uk/news/politics/david-and-samantha-cameron-show-off-their-feet-on-instagram-to-mark-wedding-anniversary-a3555061.html

From the BBC, no mention of the race which is a key identifier

Police have released CCTV footage of the moment a woman was led away by three men before she was raped in central London.
The 34-year-old had left her friends after a night out in Covent Garden on 20 March when she was approached by three men in Greek Street.
One of the men took her by the hand while the others followed behind as she was led to Slingsby Place and attacked by at least two of them.
Scotland Yard called it "a terrifying ordeal" for the victim and have appealed for anybody who recognises the men to contact them.

>>128169479
What job do you do?

anycunt up itt like memepposting?

>MEMEPOSTING
>M
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>M
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>P
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>>128165526
What do Conservative politicians even do anyway? Most just lobby for their millionaire interests and little else. Truly the definition of "career" politician.

People call Corbyn a protester but that's one of the best qualities a politician can have. He has been frustrated by the establishment for 30 years and is now demonstrating that he has spent that time observing and learning. He is clearly using the same tricks and outmaneuvering the Tories.

Osbourne and Cameron had purpose but they ultimately did more harm than good with austerity in a time of low interest rates and fucked the country with Brexit.

>>128169301
Shy Tory phenomenon doesn't refer exclusive to Tory voters, it's just using the example of John Major's victory. The phenomenon can refer to any unpopular opinion at the time, Corbyn for example is very unpopular with traditional working class so some in that demographic who do support him may keep quiet in order to avoid confrontation. In that case a labour voter would be a shy "tory".

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>>128169479

>>128169620
still a faggot

>>128169522
I don't get it either. People using an anonymous imageboard being ok with internet restrictions? It's fucking delusional. Pretty sure they're shills, the tories got a lot of outside donations.

>>128169646

Classic BBC.

Processed meat is a class 1 carcinogen.
Why aren't there warning labels on; chicken nuggest, bacon, turkey twizzlers etc?

>>128169202
Really? Seems like a lot of people are proud to vote Corbyn, or at least for Labor.
I'm up north so I don't know the situation elsewhere, but it seems like Corbyn support is welcome and voting Conservative is bit of a taboo.

>>128168115
The only time you should ever eat mcdonalds is after a walk

>>128169531
yes he did. He skipped one debate but he went to the other. Plus everyone knew he was a good debater anyway.

>>128165152
EU can't do much against UK anyway, I don't care about that deal, but if May really ordered new elections to gain more support and ends up getting beaten by Corbyn it's top tier humiliation for her.

>>128169646
There's a photo in the link in the OP. Unsurprisingly, the suspect has what looks like an Islamic beard.

>>128169437
Lol!

>>128169714
>fucked the country with Brexit.
>brexit
>bad
Where do you faggots come from? Go back to whatever cesspit you crawled out of.

>>128169705
MEME

>>128169714
>He has been frustrated by the establishment for 30 years
What a great way to show the pubic that you know fuckall about their interests

"piss" and "hammers" on our livingroom wall in black paint, it'll never come out, the place stinks of turps and the yellow dusters leave little balls of lint everywhere

hello?

PREDICTIONS FOR TONIGHT:

The crowd will Boo Theresa May and cheer for Jeremy Corbyn

>>128169522
>Legislation to ban porn
Labour banned 'body shaming' adverts in London when they took control of it.

>>128169853
Not everyone has the time to watch it but the BBC wont mention it

>>128169250
No, I just like having a functional economy.

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>>128169649
Nothing interesting, fit shutters just me and boss man so small company

>>128168519
Dunno what papers they get in heaven m8

>>128169720
>Corbyn for example is very unpopular with traditional working class so some in that demographic who do support him may keep quiet in order to avoid confrontation
Fucking lol, you lot are delusional.
For the last SIX elections polling has underestimated the tory voteshare and in all of those but 2010 overestimated labour.

>>128166679
May, Davis, Boris and Fox ARE the coalition of chaos mate. Labour are the only party that will be able to reset relations with Europe.

>>128169531
yes he did you mong

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>>128169479
>the party that sent scouts out to bring back migrants
>the party that destabilised the Mid-East by helping to overthrow Hussein and empowering the Shia militants in the area
>the party that borrowed and borrowed and borrowed
>the party that drove the final nail into Britains coffin and ensured there is no future here for me
>the party my mum's still voting for
Why doesn't she love me, guys?

>>128169639

>London Evening Standard:

is that not gideons paper?

even fucking weirder.

>>128169946
>he thinks the Tories give a fuck about the economy

They give a fuck about votes from an electorate that is not exclusively economics experts.

>>128169939
Surely they wont be so blatant as the leaders debate?

>>128169595
Mummy works in social care, she's servely left its embarrassing

>>128169939
An authentic Balanced™ BBC audience is guaranteed

>>128170029
wtf i love labour now

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>>128164870

Daily reminder that anyone voting for Sharia May is a globalist shill.

>>128169850

May is a Europhile, this meme of 'muh tory hard brexit' is Murdoch backed drivel and needs to stop.

>>128170012
I'm not arguing about the outcome of the vote you fucking retard. I was explaining what shy "tory" phenomenon is because you took it by its literal meaning.

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>>128169442
>Won't be as fun as Brexit
I don't know, man. These momentum fuckers are seriously annoying -- defeating them will be sweeeeeit

>>128169762
>implying labour hasn't historically been more authoritarian than the tories
I fully expect Diane Abbot to introduce telescreens that check everyone for racist thoughtcrime.

The absolute state of plastic clothes pegs the springs rust and the plastic is too bendy

>>128170144
>>128169939
I was watching the news earlier and they were asking one of the people organising it, they said the audience was politically representative of the area.

Can someone less lazy than me find out what area it is being held in and how they vote in the GE and brexit?

>>128170108
Their styles invite it. Corbyn's more populist than May. He promises more and more gibs and power to the people, while May sticks to a Blairite, united we-are-one message that doesn't allow for an individual to be a populist figure.

>>128170061
kill her and help preserve British culture

>>128169939
a paki will start shooting all the other pakis in the audiance

>>128169885
Brexit is going to put the country into recession. I'm not a fan of a future composed of groveling to China, India and Trump. Are you?
>>128169924
Protesting healthcare privatization, illegal wars and cutting workers rights is not with peoples interests?

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>>128170029
>relations with Europe
>a priority for literally anyone

How about we sort our own country out first you cretin?

>>128170275
pleb

>>128170114
almost like you're both only looking out for youreselves

>>128169939
>may says something retarded
>crowd laugh at her for being incompetent
>wtf fucking bias audience bullying muh mummy

lmao tories are children

>>128170267
>everyone
only white people

>>128170182
It's in their manifesto to leave the single market and end freedom of movement. I trust them over labour, who'd definitely keep us in the EU in all but name.

>>128168864
they have their own language? what?

>>128170368

>using wooden pegs

>>128170068
>tfw Gideon is low-key signalling his foot fetish to Samantha Cameron

>>128170099
At least they're not presenting plans to privatize a lot of industries and open up a bunch of new departments without any realistic means of getting the funding for this.

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>>128169442

>Have testicular cancer
>Can't get a job
>Have to stay in hospital for 3 days for my chemo treatment, every 2 week for 9 weeks.

Their tears will sustain me lads.

>>128170182

shoo shoo /sg/ shill

>>128170061
know that feel
theres a labour sign in my houses window

>>128170029
>Labour are the only party that will be able to reset relations with Europe.
Exactly. We don't want 'relations reset', do we? We want Brexit. Muh Brexit. Get that into your fucking head, commies.

>>128170286

York is a university town so it will be full of student cucks sadly, probably a lot got the Momentum bus up the M1 from Cambridge.

>>128170479
Sounds like a ball ache.

>>128169522
>ban porn
Listen to yourself, Leaf. No one is banning porn over here, you fucking moron. Porn will still be around in all its deviant sub genres in 5 years time

>curb cyber bullying
If its done in the right way that can be a good thing

>still get called a "tinfoil hat commie"
That'll be because you clearly are that

>>128170358
>Brexit is going to put the country into recession
You've been screaming this shit for a year now, where is the end of the world? It's not here yet.
And the leaving EU is about more than just MUH GDP you leftist mong.

>>128170286
Currently held by Labour but very marginal, about 600 vote majority over the Lib Dems.

>>128170322
No point. Labour have never even had more than 13% in my constituency. It's a pretty clear cut Con/Lib fight.
Actually, that almost makes it worse.

Corbyn has the:
>student vote
>youth vote
>poor people vote
>woman vote
>parent with young children vote
>public transport commuter vote
>benefits recipient vote
>anti-establishment vote

Theresa May has the:
>pensioner vote
And even still, a good chunk of them will abandon her after she ditched the triple lock and introduced dementia tax into the manifesto.

Can someone please explain to me why Tories still think they can win?

>>128170479
How'd you get that? Have you even touched yourself once?

>>128170367
What is there to sort out? The loss in trade and money with exhaustive Brexit negotiations means we're going to spend more time whoring ourselves out to other countries?

If we wanted to sort our own country out we should have got on with it rather than scapegoating the EU and Germany for every woe.

>>128170563
>>128170588
Ah right, it shall be a shitshow then.

>>128170479
Fucking hell lad. What's the prognosis? Has it spread?

>>128170286
Ignore this
>>128170588
I thought you were asking about the 7 way shitstorm debate from a few days ago

>>128170267
She's probably already done the maths for it. Probably something around £300 for 500,000 of them.

NEW

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>>128170394
Did you even see the debate? The audience screeched whenever anyone criticised corbyn at all.

reminder killing your local labour voter with help you into heaven

>>128170623
>Student vote
>Youth vote
>Poor people vote
>Benefits recipient vote
Does it still count if they don't turn up on the day?

>>128170658
Its half troy and half Labour voters

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>tfw booked Friday off work to shitpost all night next Thursday

>>128170623
Pensioners vote in large, predictable numbers. Corbyns voter base doesn't tend to vote.

>>128170479
>tories win
rip

>>128170029
>Labour are the only party that will be able to reset relations with Europe.
By keeping us in the EU by the backdoor. Which isn't what we want at all.

>>128170586
As soon as we leave the single market and the customs union, with our current 0.20% growth, WILL put us into recession. That is a FACT.

Even though we're a year on NOTHING has progressed with Brexit yet you mong. Only 15 months to go. tick tock tick tock.

>>128170623
>poor people vote
Middle class faggots vote for labour now you spaz,. Poor people want BREXIT.

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Bit late but whatever, I had to go for a bit

>>128164688
IIRC it is some form of Boron compound to enhance NBC protection for the crew

>>128164837
>Uranium rounds
No the uranium tanks shoot is depleted uranium, a waste product of the enrichment process in the nuclear industry. It has a very long half life of 3 billion years and hence not very radioactive. You are gonna die from heavy metal poisoning before you get radiation sickness

>pic related.
plate + ERA + plate + ERA + plate + air gap + textolite+ plate

>>128170623
>1PBTID
How bamboozled will you be on the 9th with a 100 seat Tory majority?

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>>128170358
Get back to 9gag faggot.
>Protesting healthcare privatization
You lot bitch even when the jobs for cleaning the shitters is outsourced.
>illegal wars
As an ex-serviceman I would gladly beak your neck if you said that to my face. Come down to Afghanistan and see how the Taliban cut the hands off of kids we vaccinated you fuck.
>cutting workers rights
Exactly why he doesn't support the people, kek.