>Be me on work trip in in Berlin
>Last day in town so German colleagues take me out drinking
>Drinking liters of Paulaner at small pubs
>Coworkers decide we're going to end the night with some euro-trash, dance club faggotry
>Security feels around my underwear waistband and touches my junk, wtf are they checking for?
>Step inside, bladder now at critically full level
>Hurry to bathroom which is full of homos doing drugs
>Go to furthest urinal, start pissing, feelsgoodman.jpeg
>Twink walks up midstream, taps me on shoulder, and quickly puts face directly in the urinal
>Stare in horror as fag starts gulping down my piss like a baby bird
>Too much pressure in the pipes to stop, his face and hair are soaked and he's drinking like a desert wanderer
>Dribble finally arrives, zip up, and run out of the bathroom
>"WELCOME TO GERMANY!" I hear as the door slams shut
>>128161123
It was just the restroom attendant cleaning up
>>128161123
>goes to gay club
>is mad when he sees gays
retard
>>128161123
So, did you become gay after that?
>>128161660
All European men look like they suck cock, virtually indistinguishable from one another.
>>128161660
>go to gay country
ftfy
>>128161123
>>128161660
>goes to Berlin
>is mad when he goes to the gay club
retard
>>128161660
no its american, witch is one and the same.
I'm just amazed you managed to fit through all the human-sized doors.
did they at least give you a fatmobile?
>>128161896
In Europe there's a San Francisco every 400 km.
>>128162382
White Americans actually have a lower average BMI than Germany. It's the rest of our country that has the weight problem. I've literally seen about 10 thin black girls in my entire life and I live in a very dark neighborhood.
>>128161123>>128161896
I never get the whole "Eurogay" thing that burgers rant about.
It was you faggots that allowed the gay rights thing spawn out of control and spread over here. It was still illegal to be gay in my country and people were sent to prison in the 90s for it until your lot started spreading the "message" over here.
We had a faggot marriage referendum in 2014. It looked 50/50 until Americans started pumping money into the "Yes Equality" campaign. In the end they had a budget of over €40m where as we had just over €2m to spend on campaigning.
America is the home of degeneracy and it is responsible for the spread of the cancer from everything up to and including women's rights, women voting, gay rights, black rights, protecting the jews and so on.
You had a gay black man and his transgendered husband as the leader of your country for 8 years.
So sit the fuck down and shut up with your "Eurogays" nonsense.
>>128163622
>White Americans actually have a lower average BMI than Germany
>>128163910
I didn't believe it either but I saw it on here, looked it up and it seems to be true.
>>128163685
>You had a gay black man and his transgendered husband as the leader of your country for 8 years.
Haha, that was just a meme you stupid mick bastard.
>>128164246
Whatever you say you filthy mongrel yank. You're the worst traits of humanity bred into one amorphous blob package on a mobility scooter.
After everything I've seen in your country it wouldn't surprise me if the theory about gay tranny Obamas was true. Jamal O'BrienwitzfinkelsteinJewberg61%mogrel.
>>128164601
Oh really? The worst traits in humanity just so happened to create one of the most powerful nations on earth, while the glorious Irish people achieved absolutely nothing in their entire history?
>>128163910
Is your black princess considered canon? Will you have a mongrel prince one day?
>>128161123
There is something with germans an urine. Dunno what, but it's gross.
>me, years ago, in my early 20s
>go to a privately organised party
>most are swiss, just 3 or 4 are italian,porto,spain or some other european country
>decent people, but still everybody is drunk and has fun
>everybody does 'silly' stuff but nothing unordinary
>suddenly hear loud crazy voice that fills the whole room of a german woman from berlin
>'ike....ike...ike...'
>claims she can pee in a beer bottle
>imediately pulls pants and panty down
>shows her gross hairy snatch
>puts beerbottle in front her and opens the valves
>hits pants and shoes of another girl
>pee allower the floor
>party over
>>128161123
>Twink walks up midstream, taps me on shoulder, and quickly puts face directly in the urinal
berghain?
>>128161123
>his face and hair are soaked and he's drinking like a desert wanderer
They assimilate so fast!!!
>>128167502
>Dunno what, but it's gross.
Well...
>>128162382
rare
>>128167502
IKE! IKE! IKE! :DDD
>>128161123
>in Berlin
>Drinking liters of Paulaner
you literal faggot
>>128161123
Cool story bro.
Around Germans never relax.
>>128162382
Ulrich you cunt, I thought you were dead!
>>128161896
t.43% white
>>128163622
>>128164245
HOLY SHIT
KRAUT ISN'T A FATTY ENOUGH NAME
QUICKLY, WE NEED NEW NAME
>>128163622
>>128169060
I think an explanation could be that Germany has a lot of old people and those tend to almost always be overweight.
>>128166249
You are speaking like you are something more than a Jewish puppet.
>>128167411
stealth rare
>>128167900
>>128168014
I see, Jochen. You enjoy posting with the medkit flag.
Only until the day of the rope.
>>128164246
>Haha, that was just a meme you stupid mick bastard
Casually ignoring how burgers started every single degenerate meme in existence
Wew lad
>>128169572
Mmm okay, sure, that makes sense, we've totally been Jewish puppets for 300 years. Seems to be going well, honestly. How is being the laughing stock of Europe going for you, gypsy?
>>128170551
I didn't casually ignore anything, idiot. I was laughing at a retarded Irishman for actually BELIEVING a funny bait meme.
>>128161123
>Berlin
>Germany
Berlin is a city filled with crap and degenerated people from around the world. Only a stupid person would think Berlin is in any shape of from representative of Germany other than legaly. Maybe one in four on the street there is German at best. Third world shit hole like most Centers of big citys in the US.
>>128171675
Sad, what should be main cities are trojan horses. It's classic conquering strategy, so easy for foreigners to take over country and you don't fight back.
Well, luckily you fat faggot won't come here again.
>calls germans degenerate
>posts a picture of the most degenerate civilization to exist