Vikings were more developed than you think

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It's mainly the 'muh enslaved and pillaged ancestors' part that gets people a bit miffy.

>>128144186
I agree. People just think of them as barbarians rather than competent sailors and merchants

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>>128143735

>An accurate historical representation of what a Viking looked like

/his/ has an autistic feud with vikings because vikingboos used to spam the board. Meds and anglos shitpost about muh snowniggers.
I don't know anyone else who even cares enough about vikings to shit on them.

Because a lot of other people around Europe saw them as a threat and pests really. I for one think modern Europeans still think they where nothing more than thugs and dont deserve the hype and admiration they get in the media. I for one think they are great Hail Odin! ...oh and KEK of course.

>>128143735
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=22cOnz4JJlM

>>128143735

They also raided monasteries, castrated the monks and sold them to muslims as Eunuch slaves.

They were basically rogue trades with no sense of nationalism or ethnic unity.

>>128143735
I don't care

>>128143735
>vikingz were one nation
wow m8

I am a proud viking

Aztec Empire vs All the viking kingdoms

Who would win?

>>128143735
>lonship

kys beaner

>>128145390

where? Either side would lose outside of home territory.

>>128145252
Oh please. Only the ones that got sea sick went off at Faroe's, the real vikings continued to Iceland.

>>128145095
So basically like the Swedes of today except assholes. You know, I don't think I quite mind modern Sweden's situation anymore.

>>128143735
I never noticed people shitting on Vikings. You can't blame a society for slavery when it was part and parcel of the times they lived in.

>didnt accomplish great feats of engineering
>didnt achieve great things historically
>never established world encompassing empires
>did not produce world enthralling culture

The only real claim to fame for scandis is making stable and happy societies which they now want to destroy because of memes of tolerance, diversity and neoliberalism.

>>128145493
Wrong, those that didn't know how to navigate the seas when to Iceland.

The archbishop of Habburg and Bremen Rimbert (801-888) tells the story of invasions made by Swedes and Danes in Courland. First Danish raiders assembled large army of ships and landed on the shores of Courland. The Curonians gathered a large resistance force and defeated the Danish invaders. They took half of the Danish fleet, gold, silver and other bounties. The Swedish king Ulaf decided to take advantage of Danish failure and sent an army of his own to outmatch Danes. They managed to land unnoticed and attacked the fortress of Zeburg (Ezerpils), they razed it down and pillaged. Overjoyed by their victory they left their ships and gone deeper into Curonian territory. They besieged the fortress of Apulia (Apole) but met heavy resistance. After eight days of bitter fighting the Vikings were desperate and scared by the inability to take the fortress. They looked for god’s that may help them by making a sacred lottery. When it turned out that none of their gods wants to help them, they wanted to flee. But their ships were too far away and they risked to be completely annihilated in the bitter chase by the Curonians. In this moment of despair some merchants who were Christians told the Christ may be the only hope. Again they took the lottery and find out that indeed Christ is willing to help them. The Vikings again attacked the fortress and the defenders were looking for peace talks. While the most eager fighters wanted to destroy the fortress completely, their king decided to negotiate. The Vikings took 30 hostages and gold and silver.

>>128145095
Monks and priest of a jewish cult one of is.... they where right to enslave them, their holy land was in israel and not their home cuntrys, they where all traitors to europe

>>128146047

sure thing, and doing trade with the muslims was somehow not treacherous to europe?

Also oden sucked cocks for magic and was Gay as fuck.

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>>12814539

They actually had the best swordsmithing techniques in the entire old world, too.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fTlmrAh1oHI

>>128145774

we did invent the cheese cutter though.

>>128146336
>Dumb Amerifat thinks Europe is a country episode
Just die

>>128145774
>didnt accomplish great feats of engineering
Longboats were a great feet of engineering.
They were the best sailing boats in the world at the time.

Also Vikings invented the magnetic compass, which together with the longboat allows low risk crossing of open sea.

>>didnt achieve great things historically
Founded Rus, Found the kingdom of Sicily, made Normandy important which in turn later invaded England which turned into the largest empire ever.
>never established world encompassing empires ^^
>did not produce world enthralling culture
Sure but that's because our population has been very low always.

Sweden's empire crumbled after the great northern war because of one battle https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Poltava
We had crushed the Russians far worse several times during that war than they defeated us in the battle of Poltava, but our low population didn't allow us to get new soldiers.

>>128145774
They made plenty of engineering advances. The Sunstone, for instance.

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>>128143735
http://www.celticnz.co.nz/VikingNavigation.htm

You're welcome.

>>128146649

Responding to a norwegen that used it in the same context. You conveniently ignored that though.

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>>128143735
WTF is a "Lonship"? Is that spic slang for being a virgin beta?

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>>128146336

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Yeah thanks for Dublin, made a nice addition to the country.

>>128143735
Not to mention the fact that the Normans are Vikings that got Normandy (Norman - north man) from Charles the Simple in turn for protection. The descendants of Rollo took the throne of England (William the Bastard) as well as other Normans (De Hautvilles) founded the Kingdom of Sicily after pushing out the Byzantines and Muslims as well as founding the Principality of Antioch during the first crusade. So in fact the Vikings were instrumental in the evolution of European history after the rest of the Vikings faded from prominence.

>>128143735

they were good soldiers but their culture didn't last long

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>>128145095
>They also raided monasteries, castrated the monks and sold them to muslims as Eunuch slaves.

you know, the monks writing about the vikings is one of the rare instances where history is written by the losers. it was just a bit of banter, the monks shouldnt have taken it so seriously

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They got btfo by the Irish.

>>128147635
They were shit soldiers whenever they faced a competant army.

Their specialty was raiding lightly defended villages. Shit even us Irish drove them out and took their settlements. (Dublin and Waterford)

>>128145095
Which is funny because a thousand years later Christians are still eunuchs.

>>128147756

You saying it's false? You know the source about slave trading comes from the muslims. Anglos had no idea where people would get shipped off to.

>>128147954
And we'll do it again if another Danefag decides to sail ashore!

>>128147756

Christians are eternally butthurt about everything.

>>128147756
If it wasn't for the monks a lot of antiquated history would have been lost.

>>128148095
But you welcome shitskins with open arms potatocuck.

What's the Viking version of Blacked? Because most of you Euroshits And Amerifats have some percentage of Viking genes.

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>>128143735
>Vikings were more developed than you think

Where i stoped reading. Like for real.

>>128148240
I don't, maybe the faggy hipsters from Trinity and UCD do.

>>128148316
>Varged.

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>>128148240
Ayoo hol up
*smacks lips*
U is a weeek ass potato nigga, we americuns is REAL whites, mang

>>128146689
The magnetic compass is Chinese though.

>>128146336
no, that's a wierd myth created by some literal jew. the origin of that myth stems from what the norsemen thought of magic

basically, to be a mage, you would need to don a long cape (like gandalf and dumbledore in modern fantasy). doing this kind of magic rendered the caster helpless and weak, which was seen as very unmanly. the reason the norsemen didn't think odin was femenine for doing this was because he was the epitome of masculinity.

this is why mages in norse society mostly were women. i think the misunderstanding comes from what people would call men who practiced this magic, "ergi", basically a fag

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>>128148335
You didn't read my link like the retarded snail molester you are.

We wuZ VIKANGS!

>>128148335
One of those buildings will collapse when snow piles up on its roof. Guess which one.

>>128148550
I had the DNA test and am100% white, which holds true for the majority of American whites who are less miscegenated than most Euromutts at this point in history. Also, if I were supreme leader America would have the most effective eugenics program in the world.

>>128147957

maybe but the varangians were good and loyal mercenaries, when dirty crusaders sacked Constantinople the last fraction that defended the city were them serving till the end their imperial oath which was to stay loyal and die for the empire.

Anyways many of them back then were actually anglos but who cares they faded quickly at the appearance of christian cross.

>>128148335
What's the building at the top?

>>128147954
the norsemen never were kicked out though, the norse city-states just got absorbed and intermarried with the irish kingdoms, who later got btfo by the anglo-normans

hey, did you know that icelanders are almost 50% celtic because of all the irish slavegirls?

>>128143735
WE

>>128148805

I hope this is a joke. That longhouse is a recreation because there is no original log houses that lasted to this time. While the italian building has been around for centuries.

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>>128148240
No one here welcomes shitskins with open arms a d no one other than middle class virtue signalling cunts on social media want shitskins in our country.
>>128148095

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>>128148645
And probably this Viking legendary ships are not even Viking

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>>128148978
Also in Scotland. My clan's progenitor was actually Norwegian. So in effect I'm a Viking rape baby.

>>128145390
Vikings you stupid spic

>>128143735
Longships are just one type of many ships, I don't got the name of all the types, they have not been found, I'll make a list but it will take some time, as it's spread all over, often detailed explained.
>It was the ferrari of the day
Draker (Dragon, longship type)
Skute
Snekke
Longship-snekke, big and broader than a dragon
Knarr, trade vessel


Just to name a few.
>It's all christian propaganda, we got all the history
>As stated 6 million times, we don't share history or worldview with your roma-christian centric one

Why would we be comparing technological achievement of Rome to the technological achievement of Vikings after the fall of Rome?

Everyone in the West were shitting out their guts at that point.

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>>128149305
norse-gaels were based, they got the gallowglasses and shit

>>128148978
>hey, did you know that icelanders are almost 50% celtic because of all the irish slavegirls?

I had the impression that icelanders were the most original descendants of vikings. But after reading some dna test I realized they were mixed with celts and other mainland NW euros.
Do you know any group other than irish that settled in Iceland?

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>>128149270
You keep proving your ignorance. It must be hard to concentrate what with Achmed banging your mom in the next room, right?

>>128149186
Doesn't suprise me, you bring a handful of Norse to Ireland of course the Irish are going to be the predominant populace.

>>128148234
and the vikings are dead

>>128148335
>huge ass project from 1732 vs a house
You wish you had homes that comfy.

>>128148964
Fontana Trevi, Roma.

>>128149048
Name the Italian building lol

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>>128148978
There wasn't many Norseman here to begin with and very little evidence of Norse DNA here and blond hair is very unusual especially in men. The Vikings controlled very little territory here and the troublesome ones were kicked out.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/History_of_Ireland_(800–1169)

>>128149702


>live in a single house with ten other families that don't bath

no thanks senpai

>>128149685
I don't see how that relates to my post.

>>128149773
So it's from 1762

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>>128148335
Sweden also had a renaissance, you know

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>>128149553
mainly just norwegians, celts and norse-gaels. genetically, icelanders are practically just norwegians, just with more celtic influence

>>128148978
Not entirely true, the Irish clans west of Dublin staged many raids.

>>128143735
Vid vorum vikingar.

>>128149515
>gallowglasses
That's new to me; looking it up. My clan was likely Border Reivers.

>>128149780

Trevi Fountain built in 1762

>>128145095
You have no ethnic unity because you have 15 ethnicities. You think that all white people are the same, your whole country is mixed and you believe in a sandnigger religion. The only bad thing Vikings ever did was letting the Jews make us Christian.

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>>128143735
>You will never live in the KANGZ era

>>128149650
Exactly but multicultural loving fruitcakes use the Vikings and Normans to say that the native indigenous people of Ireland no longer exist because we mixed with Vikings etc and this is completely untrue and very little Norse DNA in Ireland and same with Normans too.

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>>128149702
How about 1000 B.C Balkan?

picrel

>>128145390
It happened already and but not enough made it to the Americas to colonize so they made interbread

>>128150146
Probably better off, I don't want to die from some gut rotting disease.

>>128150146

>tfw my local Sons of Norway chapter larps as Vikangz

I wish I was autistic enough to join.

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>>128148335
could've posted something a bit more ancient

>>128150106
America is going to Balkanize and it will be spectacular.

>>128149845
They bathed more than once a week, which is more than amerifats apparantly.
My dad rented an apartment in some gated community once and he couldn't move in for a week because everything was literally covered in shit from the last guy.

>>128150175
Yep, also mostly occured on the East coast as well which leaves a lot of indigenous Irish untouched.

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>>128149515
Gallowglas were based as fuck and a king where I lived married a Scottish Gaelic princess and her dowry was 10,000 gallowglas.

>>128150106

Norse society was weak from the start. Constant infighting and eagerness to plunder your selves and your cousins.

The monarchy of Gustavus Adolphus is a much better thing to aspire to then viking savagery.

>>128145774
You know there are some theories that the rulers of the Roman Empire were Nordics who traveled south in search of adventure.

>>128148335

i think we can agree that Scandinavian is not about making - easy to like- visual pleasing artifacts and art. our biggest visual artist was Edward munch that made the painting "scream" which looks horrible and is about existentialist crisis, our music export is varg vikernes. Its an acquired taste. Same goes for long houses and long boats, they are supposed to be scary and intimidating / depressing i think. its another aestethics

>>128146336
>oden sucked cocks for magic
I fucking hate philistine cucks such as yourself. There is no such record

>>128149834
As you say, in the end they were expelled, but ofc as always some traces are left behind after all those years. Lots of irish blood everywhere, due to this period. Dyflinn was almost exclusively a thrall trading marked. It was already founded, we just as we did, renamed it.

Many names after us, those in pic are not correct. The one I find funniest is Ulster, we got many of those here, Ullstaðir. The diety wool's place(Ull means wool)

Like you got Ullensaker, Ull's fields, Ull-insert-whatever here

>>128150418
And the population of Viking towns were mainly Gaels. Those multicultural fruitcakes even try to claim we have Spanish admixture and Berber etc. They're so desperate to fill out country with foreigners that they use psudeo history and lies to do so.

>>128150536
Gustav II Adolf*

>>128143735
>They had the biggest fleet in Europe at that time
ERE.
>The Vikings were skilled sailors and developed a new syle of ship called Lonship
And?
>They had on their knees numerous kingdoms all around Europe
They didn't have shit, they raided monasteries mostly and quickly ran before the army of said kingdom came. It's quite niggerish, t b h, reminiscient on what gypsies and niggers do today.
>They established colonies and kingdoms
All wrong except England and Russia.
>They were great merchants, they had a big merchant fleet.
Not really. They didn't have a merchant fleet.
>Vikings were known for their excellent hygiene.
Source.

>>128150659
We've had long houses since Mesolithic times.

>>128143735
>Vikings were vilified because they were non-christians. Viking raids were a response to pressure by christian kingdoms from south. Viking attack = barbarian raid, christian attack = spreading the word. kike worshipers were always scumbags.

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>>128150808
this is leaf tier shit posting
>>128150792
I'm listening to sab now incidentally

>>128150659
The viking lived on the sea, why would his house be any nice? Look instead at his boats with awe

>>128151070
>this is leaf tier shit posting

Why? How is it shitposting when I'm just stating the truth?

>>128150359
Dude wtf they built like that because it was COLD duhh

>>128150808
>All wrong except England and Russia
Then it's not wrong?

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>>128148335
Pic related was built before the Italian one

Here in the Puget Sound, San Juan Islands I keep noticine these white granite boulders which have placed in locations on the shores of the islands as I sail by. I am beginning to think these aren't glacial findlings but rather ancient Viking navigational markers...I'm planning on mapping all of them and seeing if there's a pattern. I know the local indian tribes didn't do it because they too stupid and the boulders are have been there a long, long time.

>>128150779
I'm mixed meself Finnish/Irish but I agree with what you say.

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>>128150659
nah the national romantic era gave us tons of both great writers, artists and musicians.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wCEzh3MwILY

pic related is art, not the shit they make today

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>>128150687
Ulster is the anglicised version of Ulaidh the Irish word for the province.

LARP LARP LARP

ROBBED FARMERS

there I saved 50 posts from christcucks.

>>128151166
I sleep most restfully in my boat, prefer sea to land. It is in my blood.

>>128146336
>throwing your eye in a well and hanging yourself
>sucking cocks

Fuck the Abraham religions, all three teach people to be retards,slaves and cucks.

>>128151271
Well, kind of. I read that one wrong actually.

>>128150009
what about Faroes, Vikings imported many Vestmenn slaves there like Iceland?

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>>128150808
we still use the old norse name for saturday, which means "bathing-day". there's also been found a ton of combs in viking graves

here's some quotes:
>A later writing often credited to the Abbot of St. Albans reports that "thanks to their habit of combing their hair every day, of bathing every Saturday and regularly changing their clothes, were able to undermine the virtue of married women and even seduce the daughters of nobles to be their mistresses."

>There are also writings describing the cleanliness of the Vikings in the East. The Arab writer Ibn Rustah comments on their cleanliness. The comments by another Arab writer Ibn Fadlan are a little misleading. He notes that he is disgusted by the Vikings all sharing the same bowl to wash their faces and blow their noses. However, Ibn Fadlan does say that they do this each morning. This confirms that they did wash each morning at a time when European Christians did not. Ibn Fadlan was likely disgusted because cleanliness was actually a ritualistic requirement of the Muslim faith and addressed within the Koran.

>>128151358
So your Ma took a Finngolian cock?

>>128143735
The word Viking is a verb. To go 'viking' was to go raiding.

Are you talking of the Danes in particular?

>>128151236
The problem with our liberal friends is not that they are dumb, it's just they know so much that isn't true.
Roosevelt or Reagan speaking about you

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>>128150779
This I didn't know. Sliding but we took up many names from you. Njål/Njáll for instance.

A thrall was also not the same as a slave like the euros handled them, with severe cruelty. They worked at the farms, and the one responsible for the finances it was a thrall. He was called a fehird and lived in his own house, which was unusual. Even the non thralls shared house, the other thralls another house, while the farm kike the fehird had his own.

>>128151751

It was a noun to the Anglos that called them vikings.

>>128151741
Aye, though not the Saami kind. I'm not from the northern squinty eyed part.

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You can make the same arguments for why steppe warriors are underrated.

Hungarians raided Europe on land simultaneously with Vikings raiding Europe at sea.

>>128151751
>The word Viking is a verb. To go 'viking' was to go raiding.
and a noun, like raider.

Seems to me that raiding by sea that far back was a pretty impressive feat. Just the logistics of it.

Vikings were pretty impressive and massively influential to just about the whole of Europe (take a genetic test if you think otherwise).

>>128150178
That was not 1000 by

Those types of structures were not built until well after the Bronze Age

Maybe 600-400 bc balkans

>>128143735

I assume they were pretty developed. The jewish narrative of them being retarded barbarians doesn't make any sense.

>>128151977
You're still a mongrel never the less though.

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>>128151646
iirc, the genetic composition of the faroese is almost the exact same as norway, which means they didn't take as many gaelic slaves with them, but instead brought with them their own women from norway

however, the faroese islands, the orkneys and the hebrides worked more like refugee-colonies in the beginning of their colonization.

when harald fairhair unified norway, he started to purge vikings who kept raiding his holdings. these vikings were forced to flee and ended up on these islands.

one of these vikings was the son of a jarl who was a dear friend of harald fairhair and instead of being executed, he was banished. this man is today known as rollo, who would later be given normandy by the frankish king (according to the saga of harald fairhair)

>>128152445
They obviously weren't that developed if you look where they live, but the one thing people don't know is how clean they were.

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Why nords never btfo the world like southerners did in daily basis?

>>128152237
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hanseatic_League

>>128151431

yes we have some. but still national romantic is kinda like stealing the beauty of our nature around us (its not imagination) (maybe this also is an explanation for not needing to evolve great artistic imagination, since we got all the beautiful nature for free, when we have this majestic view like in the painting there, then why build huge buildings). Other nations has invent new types of beauty. like shapes, patterns, colors. France and Italy are masters of this

>>128151862
Why does he look like he's from Asterix?

>>128152470
Feck off ya dirty bollox.

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>>128151751
This is correct too, it was to go in viking (baying), but the ones out doing that was called vikings when they did it. Sorta like pirates, but those were more perma.

You couldn't marry before you had been out testing your self of the field, often 3 years. One would agree to a marriage, then go out. This is reflected today actually still, you are not considered a man, until you have completed your mil service. You do that at 18 or after highschool so 18-19 years old, but you can postpone it a couple of years like if you work a place, and this place is dependent on you. I managed to do that twice before I served, as the company I worked for would go down the shitter without me.

Olav the white, was the first one to take Dublin I think it was btw. Saint Magnus Barefeet was the only King ruling Norway that tried to take all over Ireland but got kiked by the irish hence the expression
>never trust an ire
He was out and fixing the english performing genocide on civilians, and thus he was sainted. In the process he decided to tempt taking Ireland and putting it under the crown, rather than have loose Kings there. He should be well known to the irish, which have many fairytale stories about him.

Pic is from the Orkneys/Orkeyjar, his cathedral there. Many consider him our last viking kang, he was "christian" as he's sainted as mentioned

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>>128150178
how about 1700BC Sardinia

Yeah I can see why people dont like Vikings but their gods are cool and they refused to be cucked by Christianity for a lot longer than most European country's. Plus they where the first Europeans to discover America (well unless the legend of the Irish Celts finding first is true).

>>128148335
Because the north was simply just riddled with limestone everywhere, right?

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>>128152579
Better than some jackass inserting pain in his rectum and shitting on a paper, which they actually do today lol... Nah still pruddy good, I would actually have such shit on my wall, never anything of the new.
>Fisk
When it comes to all those writers, I must admit I'm not into that crab Ibsen and Bjornstjerne Bjornson the cuck and those people. Boring lol

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>>128148042
No, he's saying that a monk writing down and describing his viking raiders where probably not gonna give a historically accurate and just depiction of who they were.
Probably because they raided his home, killed his friends and stole the religious idols he worshiped.
The viking acounts writen down by christians are generaly not to be trusted since vikings / pagans were looked down upon.

The Romans might have been the first Europeans to find south America.
There is also a theory that the first people on the east coast of north america might have been from stone age France.

In before niggers say they were Vikings.

>>128152832
All your architecture build with ancient Viking system of measurement.
http://www.celticnz.co.nz/VikingNavigation.htm

>>128151646
>>128152473
Both Faroes and Iceland are about 20% celtic.

HAHAHAAH give it a few years.

>>128153352
WE

>>128152948
>Because the north was simply just riddled with limestone everywhere, right?
When you speak of that, we got the hardest rock in the world here because of very old mountains. So often swizz and austrian what's it called, blasters?, anyways those who work with making tunnels come here to train and go
>oy vey, non of our shit works on this mountain

Is like today too, we don't like stone houses, we like wooden ones. On iceland they have to emulate it a bit by using this type of metal, trying to make it look like wood. Wood breathes.

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>>128153352
>All your architecture build with ancient Viking system of measurement.

this nigga is funny

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This was the "EU" of old times

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>>128150568

Celts > vikings anyday

>>128152832
Amazing what is that? I really like the Sards

>>128153363
Do you know what the % is here back at the mainland?

>>128153851
it's still not clear what its function was, some sort of fortress perhaps
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Su_Nuraxi_(Barumini)

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>>128145493
>faroe island
>pharaoh island
>pharaoh land
>land of the pharaoh
>mfw

WE

>>128149515
True that.

Intermarrying with the Scots Gaels produced the greatest white race ever known.

Also my ancestry traces to Hebridean Norse-Gaels with some of the badass border clans as well. Fucking win.

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>>128153594
>http://www.celticnz.co.nz/VikingNavigation.htm
You are illiterate. I posted the link, you need to read over it then be BTFO'd permanently nigger.

Why people shit so much on Magyars?

>They had the biggest cavalry in Europe at that time
>The Magyars were skilled raiders and developed a new style of tactic called Feign Retreat.
>They had on their knees numerous kingdoms all around Europe
>They established colonies and kingdoms in Moravia, the HRE, Russia, Italy, and even in Siberia
>They were great merchants, they had a big merchant caravans. They trade with Europe, Asia and the Middle East. Magyars were active in the slave market. Many Magyars got rich off human trafficking. They would capture and enslave women and young men while pillaging Khazar, Celtic and Slavic settlements. These “slavs,” as they were known, were then sold in giant slave markets across Europe and the Middle East.
>Magyars were known for their excellent hygiene. They bathed their horses two times a week, more than other Europeans.

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>>128153363
huh, i thought iceland had way more of a celtic admixture than the faroese islands

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>>128154151

>>128153910
no, probably an insignificant amount.

>>128147276
Well, Christmas is Germanic in origin.

>>128153179
Not only that, a very other cruical piece of history that's full of propaganda.

As the norse and danes arrived(some svens too, you had a fifth of England at a point), the locals liked the culture, they started to dress like the scands and so on. The christians were afraid of people converting and becoming heathens, so they started massive propaganda to stop that. 6 million examples, like that oxhide on that church in England they claimed was the skin of some wikangz, it's not. So many lies. The fickificki stories appeared 200 years after the "viking age" was over.

>Also to cover over genocide the christians performed on the scands over and over and over again

>>128145252
>Föroyingar
>Víkingar

>>128154295
based on my wikipedia research, faroes are more more nordic and celtic than iceland.

>iceland
Recent DNA analysis suggests that around 66 percent of the male settler-era population was of Norse ancestry, where as the female population was 60 percent Celtic.
>Faroe Islands
Recent DNA analysis have revealed that Y chromosomes, tracing male descent, are 87% Scandinavian.[1] The studies show that mitochondrial DNA, tracing female descent, is 84% Scottish / Irish.[2]


https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Demographics_of_Iceland
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Demographics_of_the_Faroe_Islands

http://www.pantheon.org/miscellaneous/origin_days.html

>>128154367
I would assume so too, reading the sagas I mean. It's alway full of thralls in them.

For the irish an interesting saga I would rec is Olaf Pá's saga, Pá means peacock. Short summary, they raided in ireland and captured the daughter of the King we call Myrkjartan, they didn't know who she was. She was sold here in Norway as a frille, and sent to iceland. They noted that she bore her self a lot better than the commoners, she refused to say a word. First after Olav was born, she started speaking irish with him at first. Then she told her man, who she was. And when Olav came of age, he went down to Ireland and visited his grand father.

>>128155075
also, if the irish wants to jerk off how they btfo us, read magnus barefoot's saga

Here is more information for those interested:
http://www.celticnz.co.nz/articles.html

>>128152835
Nothing cool about Vikings and their shitty pagan religion. Neo Nazi types and devil worshipping heavy metal freaks adore the Vikings and Nordic paganism and that's enough to put anyone off.

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You faggots realize every day of the week is named for Norse God's, right?

Wotansday
Tyrsday
Etc.

>>128146336
Fake news you cucktard

>>128154730
Vit eru teir víkingastu.

>>128155493
Metal is good though, just so happens many of them are Nordic themed.

>>128154795
Too bad that heritage is being removed through an influx of south-east Asian import wives.

>>128155279
Will do. We have many accounts of the Vikings too written down in our annals by the monks of our great monasteries that existed when the Vikings came and interrupted our golden age.

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The basic design of these artefacts remains relatively constant (12 pentagonal faces with knop-shaped legs), however, there can be a range of different incised designs in the layout of the faces.

The actual function of these artefacts cannot be explained by our historians or archaeologists, although many theories abound, none of which seem particularly convincing. Also, there is no mention of these items in old historical records of the Romans or those of anyone else for that matter. They are such an enigma that academics have pretty-much come to the defeatist conclusion that "we will never know what these dodecahedrons were used for".

>>128155653
Your language is fucked, Norwegian is slightly more comprehensible but yours is just mad sounding.

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My Ancestor :)

>>128155612
Yeah the Christains always try to claim that just like Yule (Christmas), Easter, Most of Northern European culture.

>>128155699
Metal sucks fucking cock and those who are into it are freaks. How the fuck can anyone think some fuck screaming out songs is cool. Only thing on par with degenerate heavy metal is electronic music and the whole scene around that.

Pretty sure all the Alpha Viking Genes are in Minnesota and Wisconsin.

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>>128155279
kek yeah I've read it 6 million times about that number. Yeah that was cowardly, they were supposed to have a meeting before the battle, and only him and a few went through this bog. It was a jewish trick, basically stabbed in the back. The armies turned rather than burn all of Ireland.

But it's funny when I was in the UK last time, I was out drinking and woke up early in morning, so me and a chick we watched children cartoons, and oy vey tons of Magnus Barefeet fairytales, kinda funny. Also this King
>Eystein the fart King
>The Fart King
He was feared, he was a sea King ousted I do believe by Harald I, but I am not sure. He must have had some terrible gases. I can't explain this cartoon but I almost pissed my pants, it was shit funny. I do believe he came from around the Tönsberg area but I don't remember.
>SO MANY SAGAS! You know.

so
>sniff sniff, guys what is that horrible smell?
>omg what that a loud fart!
>God help us all it's the fart King!
>He is coming to gas us all

Pic related is the farm of Magnus at the Faroes.

>>128155966

Potato nigger, what's good music to you?

Enya?

>>128155493
What do you listen to techno.....fucking gay as fuck.

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>>128156058
Backstreet boys and such

>>128155493
Pretty much this. Stands to reason why most /pol/tards would identify with them.

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>>128156099

Fucking based metalhead leaf. I give you two eagles up, leafbro.

>>128155976
Pacific Northwest to Alaska also.

>>128155748
it's a problem in all the nordic countries, but atleast we have no muslims.
>>128155834
Norwegian is just danish with an accent, with the occasional faroese/icelandic word thrown in.
Our language is a real language.

>>128143735
DAS RITE

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If you don't like heavy fucking metal, go see an endocrinologist to get dem t levels checked, faggot cucks.

>>128155795

looks like a fingerbox to me

>>128155493
The fact that you believe most Metal heads and Pagans are Devil worshipers shows what a fucking pussy you are.Go suck the popes cock.

>>128156058
Fuck no. I'm not a great lover of music desu

>>128156099
Techno is faggotry.

>>128155795
Holy shit this guy says he solved it:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=poGapxsanaI
skip to 3:40 for the reveal of what they were used for
thats fucking amazing

>>128156291
>Norwegian is just danish with an accent, with the occasional faroese/icelandic word thrown in.
>Our language is a real language.
We got dutched, it comes from the Hansa, but we got tons of dialects though that are closer to your tongue, icelandic(basically still old norse) and english. As you very well know we both fell in 1319. You were lucky to be on an island away from the worst mess

>>128155966
You just haven't heard good metal.

>>128156291
>it's a problem in all the nordic countries
Yeah, except your population is so tiny that even one import wife has a huge genetic impact compared to that of mainland Scandinavia.

>>128156402
this video claims they were used to knit gloves
>>128156500

>>128156351
Here fucking here.

>>128156515

This. American metal is fucking white trash degenerate metal.

Scandi metal is epic.

>>128156351
This

>>128155612
Anglo-Saxon Paganism isn't exactly Norse, though similar.

>>128156417
Here have a nice Catholic song leaf
https://youtu.be/rBP8SuZgETk

>>128156500
ah I was staring at it and wondering if this had someting to do with the perfect optic lenses, one still doesn't know how they made.

But replace the yarn with iron/steel rings too, what do you get then :)

Cool this was new to me

>>128156499
So what cuck faggit shit do you listen to then.

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>>128150106
This. Europeans dont think in races (Except that one austrian dude). It is normal, that europeans are white, memes aside. Nobody looks at a Arab and says: Thats a swede, because he lives in sweden.

Beeing 1/8 irish, 5/8 german and 1/4 french doesnt make you white as hell, it makes you a fucking bastard whos fucking grandmothers took randomly cocks .

>>128156903

Clovernigger listens to Aria Grande>>128156903

>>128156786
Catholics are a bunch of Roman posers and Pedos.

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>>128156766
Even Ásatrú has many sub groups within it self, reflected by customs even today by the "christians"

>>128155987
>Pic related is the farm of Magnus at the Faroes.
which Magnus?

The thing on the right is the st. Magnus cathedral, which was never finished.
The barely visible house on the left is the old 12th century farm, where King Sverri I grew up.

>>128156903
Men Without Hats

>>128156903
New Wave Pagan flute music is what you should be listening to.

>>128156993
I am pretty much pure Irish.

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>>128157045
Praise Christ our lord.

>>128157183
Meh...

>>128157278
All hail our Jewish over lords hahahahahahah Pedo as fuck. Christ would be fucking ashamed of you.

>>128155966
I don't think you have listen to much of the new, that "satanist" metal is out, heathen metal now.
Celtic folk music btw is top notch.
>Skálmöld
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QztKQPV7wuo
>Sólstafir
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uZhf98IydQ0
>enslaved and wardruna
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oTus4Ghu424

and you got Týr and sab and lots of groups

>>128143735

>literal snowniggers
>lived in huts

Meanwhile Mediterraneans created civilization

>>128156402
You are cucked by the metric system, can't read a tape measure and don't eve nown a boat so I didn't expect you to recognize what you are looking at my dear amnesiac Viking friend. Once you read and remember you will be astounded.

>>128157583
sumerians*

everything else is just a mesopotamian knock-off

>>128157479
You seem triggered anon.

>>128155493
Yeah homo Christian monks and their shitty cuck religion are way cooler mick

>>128157583
You don't understand, we didn't want civilization, we wanted to be free farmers, left alone from that (((civilization))) and (((state)))

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>>128145095
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6pu5kfeapEA

>>128156500
We know exactly what they were for read link:
http://www.celticnz.co.nz/Dodecahedron/Decoding%20the%20Druidic%20Dodecahedron1.html

>>128157583
Mediterraneans copied the northern weaponry, then cucked and let their empire fall. Oh yeah they wore dresses and fucked little boys. I am not one of those guys who dose not respect Rome and Greece but you can not deny they where pretty gay.

>>128157799

>we wuz advanced and civilized and shiiiet
>we never wanted to be civilized

decide already

>>128157684
AHAHAHAH

>>128157799
Yeah they started it fuck em.

>>128146336
>people still believe (((Greenberg's))) writings

>>128157976
Roman gayness is way overblown so to speak

>>128157572
That music is shit anon. Metal is cancer and I couldn't get through 15 second of it. I like most European folk music. Here's a nice folk music from Greece https://youtu.be/ToHZ0Bu6dn8

100% pink-nippied AmeriSwede here.

Norsk are literally greatest.

No time for homo-erotic statue making, and column carving; too busy surviving in harsh AF environment, and acquiring resources.

Olive nuggets BTFO

>>128157799
Yeah Abramic relgions have always wanted to make the whole world slaves,cucks,and in breed retards.

>>128143735
Actually the Saxons invented clinker built ships and the particular designs adopted by the Danes.

>>128143735
I just shit on the vikings to troll swedes. I have recorded "viking" ancestry from Danes and a Norman surname.

>>128158186
Not the Greek gayness look up the Theibian 300 literally a whole regiment made up of fags.

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>>128143735
WE

>>128143735
>>They had the biggest fleet in Europe at that time

>the vikings
didnt have
>the fleet
because they were literally just a bunch of people in loads of different villiages all over northern europe that mostly minded their own business

>>128157572

>being proud of metal

this is a new level of low for snownkangz

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>>128157789
They are and infinitely more so. Pic related is metal faggots.

>>128157977
This requires 6 million lines of text, but one wanted a loose state. The people voting on the laws each summer at the same time court(Þing) were held. There were no state to punish you, it was solving conflict between parties.
Aaaaaaand note this
>You were not induvidually responsible
That means if you killed someone and couldn't pay up the silver, your family was responsible to do so.

The (((state))) wants to own you, as a slave, an individual parted from your family.

The King was responsible for warings and protecting the country, through his earls, their herses and lenmenn. The King had no say on a court, that was up to the judges and people.
Eirik Bloodaxe he got really unpopular as he broke up a court, before he got ousted to England.
>The constitutions were local, they actually still stand today, the courts with the same name, but it's (((roman))) now.

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>>128158578
WUZ

>>128156786
These songs were composed by us, Galicians, and recompiled by a Castilian king. This means, it belongs to us, mixed non-pure Europeans. Also there is a guy with an afro singing it in your video.

Stop LARPing, potato.

>>128158578
>WUZ
>SNOWNIGGERS

Check what Varg is up too

>>128158713

I honestly don't care I just like provoking Nordcis on this topic

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http://www.heritagedaily.com/2013/11/sacred-band-of-thebes-elite-gay-soldiers/100288

>>128158782
hyperboreans?

>>128159116
kek, just dropping you some history red pills from our perspective, I kek too, we're unbantable. Dan is worse I think, he just laughs everything off. Sven the authoritarian and empire maker however, he's the butthurt one.

Got to be drunk and out for a fight IRL to take the bait

>>128147276
at least im white

>>128158546
I imagine most Swedish cucks hate their ancestry.

>>128147276
You look like a dirty Muzrat. Get off the Board.

>>128159811
Greeks may have invented a lot but they have been fags from day one.

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pic related a reconstruction of my direct ancestor

>>128158713

I'm form the Balkans. History/ethnicity baiting is our kind of bantz.

>>128159421
Dident the Romans call Ireland Hibernia?

>>128150687
>The one I find funniest is Ulster
Ulster is an anglicised version of "Ulaidhs Tír" you dumb weeuzzing snownigger

>>128148335
funny that's over 700 years apart, and many of the noble houses in Italy and France was founded by viking ancestors.

>>128160319
Pytheas yess

>>128159116
I am probaly only slightly Nordic, I just hate cucks that try to say the Nords where pussys or dumb asses. Their culture is much less gay than the Mediterraneans no matter how much shit they invented.

>>128145095
They castrated them in Venice and sold them to Byzantines too. things where not as bad as you make out to be, many Norsemen settled and lived among Britons and others.

>>128143735
The vikings are pretty much ancient memes whos impact on history is vastly overrated by people who are desperate to prove that they actually accomplished something.

>>128153713
>This was the "EU" of old times
No, That is the haematic league.
Eu was more like today's Somalia, idiot leadership with subhuman iq and an insatiable greed for power.

>>128160845
>
I can sort of agree but a lot of our western traditions did come from them and the Germanic's, at least in the Anglo sphere and Scandinavia.

>>128161151
>haematic league.
hanseatic league, fuck autocorrect

>>128158958
Beautiful music. I love Spain and Spanish culture. I'm a white man and I get an afro when my hair grows out.

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>>128147960

>>128160794
I was never a fan of anything Nordic or Germanic and much prefer Meds over the two. Only other Europeans I've met and liked were meds like Spaniards, French and Italian.

>>128161337
That is because Muslims and north Africans owned southern Spain for a long time....gross.

>>128161830
The Gay threesome.

>>128161830
I mean I still like the Romans and French (Gauls) During the Romans times but they cucked out. Of course the swedes are doing that now.

>>128160845
The discovery of North America....

>>128162324
The Meds are superior to Nords and Germanics in every way

>>128158782
>>128158782
That is the most disgusting thing I have seen all year. You sir win the internet. Let KEK give all the Libtards NiggerAIDS!

>>128163127
and they love to fuck men and boys in the ass.

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>>128143735

Get a broader perspective and survive.

>>128162420
>>128162420
>>128162420

>>128163127
>
What are you even doing in Ireland get out of my home land! ahahah

>>128163278
False, Greeks mostly only had frontal intercrural homo sex.

>>128163278
>>128163460
Also not all of them had it, Spartans were not pederasts according to some sources, Romans were quote reserved about sex and were not degenerate in most instances, they even banned homosexuality during the empirical period.

>>128163512
So your saying that is why people Idealize the Vikings nowadays?

>>128151242
No, because there was no other material available than wood and the population was only a few hundred thousand throughout all of Scandinavia, scattered in tiny villages. The only, and largest Swedish city during the early viking age was Birka, a city that had a few hundred inhabitants.

>>128162829
Which didn't lead to anything significant, it was impressive but had no real impact on history unless you want to count some colonies that didn't really do anything as significant.

>>128163964
Yeah the Spartans get a pass, even though their economic models led to their down world.

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>>128147276
but we wuz christmas though

they even still call it yule in scandinavia

>>128163670
It's not your homeland it's mine. Your probably a mutt.

>>128163127
>mongrels produced from north african slaves and muslim rape gangs are superior to actual europeans

>>128163964
I have mixed feelings about the Romans but the Greeks where fucking fruit loops for the most part.

>>128164690
Well I wouldn't go that far hahaha

>>128164690
Any sources to back up that claim? All Meds I met were as white as me

>>128145095
They had nationalism. They just didn't include christcuck Anglos and Meds in their nation, dumbass

>>128164369
I am 90% Irish you sound like your a Whop immigrant to me. I am not a Catholic Pedo commie if that gets your blood boiling.

>>128145390
Vikings had steel, and more importantly had armor (maille). They also had horses. Assuming no disease affects either side and its neutral turf, I give it to the Norsemen.

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>>128165016
>as white as me
well, you're irish, so...

>>128164693
at least it was not the same as modern faggotry, rubbing your dicks and thighs is not the end of the world.

>>128145774
Are you.. Are you retarded?

English culture is half- or part Scandinavian. A lot of the legalism and Liberty entrenched in English culture was born out of the Danelaw that ruled eastern/northern England for so long. The jury system is even a Norse invention. The Normans, Viking descendants themselves, went on to rule and establish England as a major power. England then went on to rule the entire world and spread its culture everywhere.

>>128165615
The Normans were way more French than Norse at the time of the Norman conquest, they just owe their names to the original Vikings who gave their name to Normandy after swearing fealty to King Charles the third.