Is this some kind of joke?
http://www.npr.org/sections/thetwo-way/2017/06/01/531048986/so-what-exactly-is-in-the-paris-climate-accord
>>128141423
omg im going to die holding my farts in, arent i
>>128141423
I feel like I've heard this before.
Oh yeah, Captain Planet!
What is net carbon emissions?
>>128141423
Non-Binding Agreement. Its lip service for stupid people
>>128142879
Total amount of carbon emission - total reduced carbon emission through green tech/green legislative policies = net carbon emission.
>>128142879
it means that the rich can still pollute, but they just buy indulgences from the Eco-Church to balance it out
by waving a magic wand it disappears
This agreement seems like a pointless diplomatic virtue signal
>>128141423
Oh great now we are going to have carbon emessions now. Thanks a fucking lot Ahnahld Schwamp
>>128141928
>omg im going to die holding my farts in, arent i
No, stuff like beans is gonna get an immission tax
>>128141423
Won't happen, as I plan to personally emit so much fucking carbon I will drag the world back to the 70's
>>128141423
>(ish)
kek