How can a middle eastern girl obtain a qt white bf?

>>128094639
Get plastic surgery to hide your acid burns.

>>128094639
Your father will honour kill you, you know

>>128094639
You dont, you get married off to mohammad.

>>128094639
Take the trash bag off and renounce Islam.

>>128094639
Remove the bedsheet, you might be able to pass as Spanish

>>128094639
We have rules

>>128094639
Stick with mohammed, Aisha

>>128094639
But isn't that haram, sweetheart?

>>128094753
>your father will honour rape me like this dane boi
Fixed it for you senpai.

Sorry, no one wants a 10 year old single mother.

>>128094639
assimilate to a culture that doesnt suck, preferably one acceptable where ever you choose to relocate to that would have qt white bfs

Just migrate to Europe and pretend to be from a war-zone like all the other Middle Eastern and African refugees. You won't even need papers.

Europoors have given you so much incentive to invade them that it's beyond crazy.

>>128094639
Stop LARPING

>>128094639
Post a pic, I have money, if I like what I see I'll fly you over

>>128094639
Hey babe, what's your email?

>>128095361
>>eastern european
>>has money

pick one

qt white guy here!

I love arab girls. Date me

>>128095451

>Pajeet

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>>128095106

>>128094639
you can't

sage goes in the options field

>>128095451
Being Mexican isn't white.

>>128095612
>>128095716
Yall are just upset because I'm more forward than you virgin autists. You want a "white" wife? That's fine, go fuck yourself. Me? I will have a hot arab babe

>>128095856
my spic savior <33333 habibi

>>128095856
It's good to be race mixed and race mix further. Dilute the non-white genes.

>>128094639
Start with trimming your nose.

>>128094639
First, post tits. We have to evaluate you. Leave your head sheet on and show us those tits.

>>128094639
suicide bomb mecca and all white men will want you forever

>>128094639
Asalaamu alaikum wa rahmatullahi wa barakatuh.

I am willing to pay your dowry, contact your parents and we will arrange a meeting.
inshaAllāh they will accept it and you will become my wife.
I am a Muslim white man with a successful business.
Jazak Allāhu khair for your interest.

>>128094639
>find light-skinned Arab/Turk
>offer to be in his harem
>if you are lucky he will let you stay with him after he rapes you

>>128095856
Lmao, enjoy your Mahommadess hairy wife. Truly no skin off my back brown boy.

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>>128094639

>Not be muslim

>>128095856
> tips fedora

>>128095903
hhahahaha

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>>128095903
BTFO, SPIC!

>be attractive

>>128094639
>How can a middle eastern girl obtain a qt white bf?
be thiccccccccc.
Go to college and make friends, or just ask random people you like out on the street.

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STOP FUCKING REPLYING TO THIS BAIT THREAD YOU FUCKING SUMMER FAGS GOD FUCKING DAMM. OP ISNT A GIRL!!!!!!!

>>128098339
but but but.... what if? lol

You're gonna miss out on the prime habibi pussy

>>128094639
>shitskin girl
Eww

be attractive and nice, dont be isis

>>128094639
Don't be a Muslim
t. Married to an apostate

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>>128095106

>>128094639
By posting tits.

>>128094639
Denouce Islam and show me your tits.

>>128094639
Just be honest (and apostate) and I'll love you. Only catch is, I wanna lick your feet.

>>128094639
Do you date NEETs?

1. Take lots of photos of yourself jumping by international landmarks

2. Skydive and post the selfie on Facebook

3. 90s era jeans and blue jean jacket

>>128094639
Tits or 50 shahadas

>>128094639
Seriously, just put out but don't be a whore. Just be your boy friends slut puppet.

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>>128095856
There is literally nothing worse than a beta trying to look alpha, it's the cringiest shit there is

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I think the first step is to have any and all hairy warts and growths removed from self. Second, shave your eyebrows and the handlebar mustache you curl between your fingers when plotting your next stabbing/bombings. Third, make sure you at least shower that pudgy gross body that has literally never seen the sun. Finally, this is the most important, most white guys are metro-super-pussies that need to be kept safe from the mean oil' world, so you should allow them to hide under your black body-sack thing when you leave the house. Also, mom's slot is gross.

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first you gotta be a qt syrian girl

>>128094639
Pics of hand with timestamp, please.

post feet

then i will consider

>>128094639
hopefully not at all, stay where you are and marry your uncle Abdullah.

>denounce your faith
>give me 5 children
>help me on my ranch

I'd need to see some verification of what you look like before I make any promises, but if you are in fact a qt3.14 I can offer you security (physical and economic, not psychological though, weird shit happens around me) and a life of plenty.

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>>128094639
I'll be your bf if you're a Christian!

Do you wanna be my gf ? :3

>>128094639
taking off the hijab will be a start
i see arab girls with cute faces, but the hijab is pretty intimidating. like they're already married or something

>>128096595
>implying razors and waing don't exist
>implying many arab girls aren't thiqq as fuck
>implying maronite and greek orthodox light skins don't exist

enjoy your no ass beer belly gf

>>128094639
Ditch the hijab and go for jeans and a tank top. Also don't get fat. Idk if people brush their teeth over there but do that too.

That's basically it.

Why would a girl come look for a boyfriend on a gay board?

>>128106195
well, girls often behave and dress like gay men, but their skin is softer and they look better, so maybe someone wants her...

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>>128094639
Not fooling me, Ahmed. Tired of little boys and goats?

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>>128105463
>>128106601
>>128104370
>>128104286
>>128095856
>>128095451
>>128103798

>tfw this is the competition

Eh, she'll be back