Fuck you Australia

>michigan
nigger and islamic shithole

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>>128094257
Their friendly and they kill and eat Red Backs

But Red Backs Kill snakes

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>>128094257
>>128094914

>>128094976

fuck that

>>128094257
Not politics.
Also who gives a shit about women, fucking women are scum shit degenerates who have to attention whore for everything, this story included.

I can't wait until women are replaced with artificial wombs/robots so we can finally execute them and become greater beings.

>>128094257
That thing is tiny. What a fucking pussy.

>>128094257
>Huntsman
>dangerous

Grow a sack burger

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>>128094257
He Protects me when I sleep

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>>128094257
>coin sized spider in the news
Americans truly are subhuman

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>>128094914
>>128094976
Damn straya u scary

>>128094914
kek i wake up to spiders this size above my face almost weekly cos i live outside

>>128094257
That's not even big. Actual giant huntsmans like the aussies have are as big as your hand.

>>128095480
>Mexican
>Human

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>>128094914
>>128094976
>aussies can't even come up with a better name to describe a red and black spider than "red black"

>>128095312

The fuck is that? Is that an exposed toothbrush? Near some meds?

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>>128094976

>>128094976

who is their right mind banned guns on your continent when that shit goes down?

>>128094976
Oh shid

>>128094976
why would any white person want to live in a place so obviously meant for niggers?

>always hot
>full of nigger animals
>fly's evolved to land in nigger eyes
>no snow

fuck that shit

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>>128095758
Please stop fucking up our flag's reputation with your stupidity.

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>>128094976

>>128095171

Gee I wonder what type of 8 legged creature could behind this post..

>>128095274

Hahaha too right mate

>>128095312
How the fuck do people sleep with these shits in their houses?

>>128094914
>>128094976
god i fucking hate your shitass country

>>128095758
Red BACK you moran.

>>128094257
>>128094914


pffft there are hundreds of spiders in my backyard bigger than that in Arizona.

Do any of you ausbros know what finally became of that Filipino dude in Vic who had his legs amputated? Was it a spider/snake as suspected?

>>128095926

>dat tumblr tarantula

only needs some nerd chick glasses

>>128095312
This is upsetting

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>>128095274
OY YA FUCKWIT

>>128095926
thats an awesome looking spider

Had one of these suckers run through my room about 10 years ago. Big as my hand, which is pretty big. Scared the hell out of me. Finally caught it after about an hour and dumped it outside. At one point it was on the wall and launched itself at me.

>>128096058
is that honestly better?

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>>128095983
Its ok as long as they kill the critters before
they crawl in your ears

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>>128094257
eyy we got something (maybe the same thing) where im at in pa, scared the niggas outta me when i grabbed a rock and saw it next to my hand lol.

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>>128096338
Did you survived?

>>128096139
The dickhead had a flesh eating bacteria, a spider had nothing to do with it

>>128094976
Did he have to tie him in a knot like that?

>>128095885
>>128095885
>Always hot
It's like ten degrees where I am
>nigger animals
Like what? Snakes? There's no snakes in America?
>no snow
wrong

>burger education

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>That feel when I realize I'm in the dark and my legs are under my desk.
HELP

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>>128096498
>Literal ear crawlers

I thought that was a myth

>>128096498

No wonder God removed Australian from all the continents. Also, I am sleeping with earplugs from this day forward.

>>128094976
What the fuck am I looking at? is that a snake tied in a knot inside a spiders web?

1500 species of huntsman spiders around the world.
>only 150 species in straya
shills btfo

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>>128094257
fuck you Australia.

Keep your goddamn spiders to yourself.

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>>128096180
>tumblr tarantula
what did you mean by this
>>128096303
I fucking love greenbottles. They're much faster than they look, and they're hungry little bastards. Lots of entertainment value for a beginner T.

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>>128095312
>>128095983
>tfw you live in PA
>tfw every building is infested with giant centipedes
>tfw every rug our vent contains an endless swarm of these ugly fast moving bastards

>>128096498
aw fuck.

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>>128095758
Put these on, breuh.
They were all the rage for special snowflakes before Ritalin and fidget spinners

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>>128096599
>Like what

???

>>128096498
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH

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>>128094976
Holy shit

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>>128094257
DELET THIS THREAD!
NOW!

>>128096722
>tumblr tarantula
excessive hair dye

>>128096498
MODS

>>128095983
Huntsman spiders are harmless

Besides, they kill all the other things. You either have one or two spiders who mind their own business, or you have to deal with giant roaches chewing their way into your cereal

>>128096486
Of course in America it would be called a Devil Demon Beezlebub sponsored by Pepsi spider.

>>128096657
Enjoy constant ear scabs and burning inner ears.

>>128096722
>what did you mean by this

looks like a hispter tarantula that bleached and dyed its abdomen

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>>128096498

>>128096835
>>128096722
when it's natural, its beautiful as fuck huh

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>>128096726
Arabs brought over these fuckers.

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>>128096498
are we all living in hell right now and just don't realize it?

>>128094257
Aww, we don't have any cool critters like this. The largest spiders are like 2-3cm in diameter (including legs) and they aren't poisonous to humans. :(

>>128096920
>>128097017

i fucking hate them so much
back in elementary school we couldnt use the sinks or water fountains because they would literally gush out in place of water

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>>128097017
House centipedes are top tier pest control, son. Almost as good as jumpers.

>>128096498
buying earplugs right now
i think i'll just wear them 24/7

>>128094976
those things aint for messing with!

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>>128096886
better not forget it

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>>128097116
forgot image

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>>128094257
They are friendly, they watch over you while you sleep and keep biting insects away. Here is how you deal with them.
>Give them a name
>Politely ask them to move to another if they are disturbing you
>Offer them insect sacrifices and have them grow as big as you can.
>Once they get to a certain they can mimic certain english words (very basic ones)
>Dig a burrow for it in your yard and you now have an an animal with more fear factor than an American Pitbull.

It is our gift to you America, because we care about you. So don't be >pic related.

>>128096886
>Pepsi

Everything's a coke, including pepsi

>>128097139
Michigan jumpers are cute as fuck, they are no bigger than an ant.

>>128095312
Fuck you

>>128095885
They did not go there by choice. The British sent the dregs of their empire there to die but they survived.

>>128097164
they like my car, keep finding them trying to nest in the wheel arches

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Challenge accepted. I'l pwn those cunts!

>>128097139

kino

>>128096498
Not even being hyperbolic
I'd eat my 38 if that happened to me

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>>128095983
I just take them outside with a jar.

They're bro tier compared to other spiders

>>128096844
How the fuck do I get over insects freaking me the fuck out holy shit

Slide non-Seth Rich threads. Saged.

>>128097139
BBC Nature Docs are the only worth thing BBC should be paid and win awards for.

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>>128097321
Now I feel like I got shit crawling all over me FUCK

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>>128095953
Underrated Post

>>128095758
Its Redback you idiot.

Also we have:

- Brown snake
- Black snake
- Red-bellied black snake
- Blue ringed octopus
- Red kangaroo

We like naming things after what they look like. Just makes things easier.

>>128096498
Is it me, or did it just run over into her other ear?

>>128097321

>The hobo spider

SLIDE THREAD get in here

>>128086929
>>128086929
>>128086929
>>128086929
>>128086929

>>128094914
Aww aint she a cutie

>look out burgers the invasion has begun.

>>128097251
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ssKg8v8KS6U

>>128097639
You are forgetting about mount buggery desu

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yh710Tnk7Vg

>>128097139
I can hear the spider humming the mission impossible theme to itself

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>>128097683
please send over aesthetic spiders

Huntsmen spiders have been in Florida for decades
No big deal

>>128096338
>At one point it was on the wall and launched itself at me.

They do that. They like to jump.

>>128096844
>Australians literally permit and allow spiders to live in their homes to kill other equally nigger-tier bugs
Man fuck this can we just nuke the whole world

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>>128097643

>>128097414
Fun fact;
those little bastards are built like tanks, and bite down at a 45 degree angle with their fangs.

This results in them lifting their rear end in the air and driving in as deep as possible.

>>128094976
WEW
E
W

>hey i saw a spider in my house once
NEWS???

And damn it they are venomous - not poisonous

... but don't lick them anyway

>>128097958
I want peacock spiders IN EVERY TOWN, CITY, AND REGION OF AMERICA.

PLEASE HELP US AUSTRALIA

>>128097643
No, into his ass.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nWSIYlIag6w

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>>128097958
How can we colonize the US with Sydney funnel webs for fun and profit?

>>128096844
>lets Turks into his house

>>128097414
It's like a giant tick that grew legs

>>128096599
we got snakes AND feral niggers. i hear they even took control of entire city blocks and counties

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>>128098379
Venezuela pls will trade bread for spiders

>>128098295
Is that why y'all have such great banter? Gallows humor?

>>128098379
https://youtu.be/d_yYC5r8xMI

>>128094976
>redback
Just call it a Black Widow like we do you autists.

>>128097017
What the fuck is that?

>>128098549
>ow the edge

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Reminds me of something funny I saw on imgur the other day.

>>128098605
But it has a red back...Black widows have red tumtums.

>>128096498
The worst part is the people don't jump the fuck away once that thing gets out, WHY AREN'T YOU FUCKING PANICKED? IS THIS NORMAL?

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>>128098602
I love jumping spiders man, I see these adorable things my room all the time.

>>128098602
Must be a transgender spider.

>>128097321
Fucking worst thing is that around here we have giant house spiders which look EXACTLY like brown recluse except a tiny bit bigger. The fuckers eat brown recluse and keep them out of your house but you kill them because you can't tell the fucking difference and then you get actual brown recluse in your house.
Nature is a fucking faggot.

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>>128094257
>huntsman
AMERICAN EDUCATION

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>>128098666
U AINT REAL

>>128097882
and The great barrier reef and the snowy mountains

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>>128098666
here satan, have another spider

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>>128098784
I like lil jumpers too.

>>128098480
All these weird and wonderful creatures only exist here because this is the land of plenty, none of these critters could live in the rest of the cold, dark and cruel planet.

>>128098964
>Snowy Mountain
Australian classic

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>>128098846
We have huntsman spiders too.

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This is the worst picture I personally took of a spider.

I always check the paper roll now. Also under the toilet seat.

>>128098646
Common house centipede.

>>128098566
Pretty much. You might as well take life here as a joke because otherwise you wont get through it

>>128094257
Goddamn it there are so many fucking foreign creatures fucking up our wildlife already and now we have giant Australian spiders? FUCK OFF WE'RE FULL CLOSE THE BORDERS

>>128099216
It's a brown recluse btw.

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>>128099013
Never seen yellow yet.I guess black is common in the south.

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>>128099216
Check yourself for crabs, it was just looking for prey.

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>>128094976
>redback
thats a black widow mate redbacks are tiny

>>128099219
Weird things. I had never seen or heard of them till right this moment.

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>>128098691
aight that still got me cause i have that hover img shit. god damnt.

>>128097116
The Arabs or the centipedes?

>>128097639
i know aye
>potentially deadly creature
>named after discernible feature
makes complete sense for identification

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Hunstman spiders are bro tier. They're the ultimate pest control.

They're basically a cat with 8 legs.

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Is there anything gooks won't eat?
Yes those are fried spiders. yummy!

>all these spawns of Ungoliant

>>128099264
Why do they call brown recluse spiders fiddlebacks when the fiddle is on their head, Anon?

>>128099396
Much easier to tell kids "If you see a brown snake, dont touch it" rather than "If you see a Pseudonaja textilis, don't touch it. If you need to know what it looks like, well, its brown"

>>128099378
They are my top 1 most disgusting and hated insect (that I have a chance to see in my day to day). They eat spiders and other small bugs, but appear larger in the peripheral vision because of how broad their legs make them seem.

>>128094257
>>128094976
Fuck this shit, why would anyone want to live in Australia?

FUCK EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU MOTHER FUCKERS IM NOT A NEET LOSER PIECE OF SHIT LIKE YOU I HAVE A JOB I HAVE TO GET UP IN 6 HOURS NOW I CAN'T SLEEP REEEE

>>128099176
Fug. Even the huntsman knows that living in the Middle East or Canada is a raw deal

>>128099261
>>128099216

IT'S A HOBO SPIDER.

AN INVASIVE SPIDER FROM SOUTH EAST EUROPE.

AKA, IT'S A SLAVIC SPIDER.

>>128098998
whoa, thats neat. does that count as an insect using tools?

>>128098704
We don't call Black Widows "Red Tumtums" or "Hourglass Spiders" we just call them black widows because they're black and eat their mates.

Redbacks are just Australian Black Widows.

>>128095687
I've seen huntsmen, inside houses as big as a dinner plate.

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>>128099176
and you are clueless about it being COMPLETELY HARMLESS

>>128099594
They look terrifying. Give me spiders over those anyday.

>>128099483
I'd eat one. I mean, I eat crab legs and those are delicious. Spiders can't be much different.

>>128099216
That thing would have made your asshole look like you spent a month in a San Francisco bathhouse high on poppers.

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>>128099451
She's working so hard for that mouseloaf, you can almost hear the frustrated huffing and puffing. CUTE.
>>128099640
>ogre spider
>does that count as an insect

I hate you.

>>128098998

dat evolutionary perfection

>>128095312
>>128094976
BOMB AUSTRALIA

>>128099496
They call the fiddlebacks?I always called them recluses.

>>128094257
I have about 10 of these in my house atm

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>>128099594
>house centipede
>insect

stop that

>>128099627
Faggot, can you not identify simple things? That is a brown recluse and I know that because it looks just like one. Just like how I know you're a faggot.

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Huntsmen are fucking harmless you dumb cunt. You can pick them up and they won't even make you ill if they bite you.
Now this little cunt here is the one that will put you in the hospital if you are a kid or have a weak constitution.
I mean it won't chase you or anything like a funnelweb, but its the reason why you baygon the shit out of anything with webs on that you use, and look where you put your hands when picking shit up thats been lying around in the shed.

>even Australian news sites are full of bants

http://www.news.com.au/technology/science/animals/michigan-mothers-hilarious-reaction-to-harmless-huntsman-spider/news-story/378a2b2ebfa87fa735d5763b7beab0a2

>>128098602
>>128098784
Love them too, watched a few generations of them over the years on the outside of my window, interact with them every now and then by doing "bunny ears" (quotation fingers on one hand) to them, they freak out and immediately face me then start to do it with their fangs / front legs

I like to think I exist as some sort of "cosmic spider" to them through lore

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>>128096722
I keep Socotra Island Blue Baboons among other species. The Socotras are great because they are communal.

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>>128096498

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>>128099815
trust me mate spiders are the least of our worries

>>128099802
you nimrod. i was asking if it counted as using tools. using tools is an indication of intelligence

>>128099987
If you are an adult they just make you vomit for a day or so. Bit like gastro.

Source: Me. Bitten by 2 redbacks and 3 wolf spiders in my lifetime

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>>128094914
>huntsman eats red backs
>red backs eat snakes
What do snakes eat?

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ahahahahahahahaha

AHJAHAHAHAHAHAHJAJA

>>128100176
bears

>>128094976

nah fuck that, fuck you and fuck your jurassic park country.

>>128094257
Huntsman's are bro-tier, they kill other spiders and keep other insects away, also harmless to humans.

>>128096180
Top kek

I have no qualms obliterating any spider on sight in my house

All Australians ITT are talking themselves up to look like tough cunts online

Your average Australian hates spiders no different to the rest of the world

Personally I don't encounter spiders much. I see maybe 1 Huntsman a year on average in my house, and they're pretty average in size.

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>>128100048
they probably think you're a bird and scared shitless
>>128100089
I get really paranoid when people claim some species are communal. Like I'll walk into the room one day and find one very fat spider.
>>128100162
>asks if a spider's hunting method counts as an insect using tools
>I'm the nimrod

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>>128100176
mice
kookaburras also eat snakes

>>128100199
oy mate whats that?

oh it's just a tangle of strings

where'd muh babay go

oy time for some vegemite and beer while I sort this out

>>128095641
Are you in need of shelter, Aussie?

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>>128100176
us

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My mother found a helpless black spider, with a thick butt, in our rented hovel once. She freaked out, emptied the closets, and bothered our slumlord for a good two months until he fumigated our designated sleeping space.

It was a very stressful time.

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>>128094257

lol that huntsman isn't even that big

we get them that size all the time in australia

i wish i was memeing too

plus huntsman aren't really deadly or anything they can make you shit bricks but there is tonnes more actual venomous shit that we need to worry about

Anyone else dont know shit and just kill all spider looking crawlies on sight?

>>128100366
What's average, 12 inches?

>>128094257
>1834x1665

>>128099691
Australian huntsman spiders may be dangerous, but American huntsman are harmless. Different species.

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>>128100366
enjoy mosquitoes, flies and moths faggot
YOU DO KNOW ZIKA IS GOING AROUND RIGHT?

>>128099933
Find me one normal human being that will refer to a centipede as an arthropod instead of an insect and I'll pay you

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>>128094976
god wouldn't let this happen

So as it turns out, the Australians seem to have domesticated the huntsman spider.

>>128100366
lol fuck off mate, i cup them and put them outside

spider lives matter

>>128100505
this shit aint right

>>128094257

Huntsman are completely harmless and docile.

They're not even ugly.

>>128096498
I once woke up to a millipede chewing my armpit, thankfully it was a small one, but I imagine that if it went on my face it would have reached my ear.

>>128100199
That is not OK

>>128100366

>All Australians ITT are talking themselves up to look like tough cunts online

na hunstman can still make me freak the fuck out (mainly because of the speed, they move so fast) but you are purposefully talking our situation down

we have it way worse here

that is simple fact

>>128097901
Under. Fucking. Rated

>>128100467
Leg span of 1-3 inches

>>128100532
I don't face problems with mosquitoes, flies and moths

The only problem I very occasionally get is cockroaches If It rains an absolute shit ton, and as soon as they start appearing I'll go on a cockroach holocaust because I know spiders will follow If cockroaches are on my property

>>128100155

Is everything in australia trying to kill you?

>>128100600
this
just show em a circle ...spiders love circles

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>>128100424
RUDE
>>128100550
they're leggy doggos m8

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>>128100176
everything, including sharks. especially sharks, in fact.

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>>128100048
They act like shy humans I swear

>>128095953
A lobster maybe?

>>128100532
>moths
I LOVE MOTHS

>>128100401
fuck no i need a succulent chinse dinner u got one of them for me m8?

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>>128099486

>>128100775
everything is after everything
its a pretty wild place

>>128100775
Aboriginals don't try to kill you they just want your money for petrol and alcohol

>>128100818
W T F
IS THAT

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>>128100849
What about mantidflies?

>>128100916
abos are by far the kindest fauna

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This thread is dedicated to Jeff Hanneman

http://loudwire.com/jeff-hanneman-wife-recounts-slayer-guitarist-refusal-physical-rehab-therapy/

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>>128096886
top kek

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>>128099598
It's also fucking beautiful
Australia:
>respect the wild life you will be okay
Europe:
>respect the wildlife they still cut off your head for Allah

>>128094914
FUCKING SHIT.

Just nuke Australia. I will accept nuking our country as well as a form of equivalent exchange.

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>>128100968
It's a tropical species of daddy longlegs. Harmless.

>>128096726
House centipedes eat other bugs and spiders. If y ou have a lot of them in your house, that means that you have a out of hand bug infestation.

>>128100822
You're only proving my point. The fiddle is on their head, not their back (abdomen)

>>128100849
Moths are bro-tier.
>mostly come out at night - they know you're busy during the day and don't want to bother you
>don't bite or sting, most don't even have mouths, they just want to be your friend and admire your super cool lights and shit

>>128100974
CGI

>Have serious arachnophobia
>click on this thread cause I'm fucking stupid
>can't sleep on my bed now cause they're gonna crawl up the sides of my bed and crawl on me
>can't sleep on the couch because they're gonna crawl through the cracks and into my mouth

I fucking hate myself for going through this thread

>>128100974
Yeah. They're cool too. Don't sting or bite like assholes. Just scary and cool looking.

>>128096498

He's calm because that fucker ate half his brain and turned him into a potato.

>>128100375
kek I thought that too but they dont seem to freak out in the sense of running for cover, they just turn around quickly and basically copy what I am doing with my fingers

>>128100841
never new spiders could exhibit so much "personality" but I guess we underestimate a lot of nature by default

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>>128094914
>>128094976
God help us

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>>128101034
oooohhhh yeah time for photos

who else lives in canberra?

WHY THE EVER LIVING FUCK MUST NATURE BE SO GOD FUCKING HORRIFYING!? HALF THIS SHIT IS ((((((((HARMLESS))))))) YET IT IS INNATELY TERROR INDUCING IN ANY SANE HUMAN FOR NO DAMN REASON, FUCK YOU NATURE.

>>128100375
I don't claim they are communal it's a biological fact with this species which makes them quite unique as far as therasophids go. The spiderlings even require parental care and there was difficulty breeding the species until this was realized. I have a colony of them I've been keeping for a while now and it's growing in population, will have to provide larger habitat for them soon.

>>128101067
I like spiders though

This is why I keep a can of big spray within arm's reach.

Explicitly says that it kills centipedes, spiders, and bedbugs.

>>128101091
Well, they MAY want to lay eggs in your clothes and have their babbies eat holes in them, but that's okay I didn't need them anyway.

>>128101132
kek i actually have spiders in my living space i know this for a fact but im too lazy to get rid of them. i know theres a hungry one about a half meter behind me somewhere cos hes goin nuts i first found him a few days ago and i dont let any food in here whatsoever or flies etc and i dont see any ants as no food. hes gettin angsty.

>>128094257
this shit is why I live in Alaska.

>>128101098

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mantispidae

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>>128101098
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mantispidae
>>128101132
They dont want to hurt you, they just want food, anon.
>>128101291
That's fair. Your little spooder village sounds cute, anon. got any pictures?

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>not having RL Cazadors with stings on par with the bullet ant

>>128094976
https://www.liveleak.com/view?i=027_1484096435

>>128094257
>that
>giant
lol i saw a cuntsman twice that size crawl out of my shoe last week

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>tfw a thread makes you go put pants, socks and shoes on

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>>128100395
Hahahahah Underrated dingo, I C what you did there

>>128101132
Isn't it terrible? I hate everything in this thread so god damn much but I CANT FUCKING CLOSE IT

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dat hivemind

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>>128096180
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>>128101428
Jesus, why did mantii have sex with wasps?

>>128101450
Looks whimsical as fuck

I bet a lot of little kids get rekt by that

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>>128094976
You're country needs to condemned and burned to the ground.

>huntsman
just a daddy long legs, nothing special

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>>128100407
2 real bruh

>>128094257
Huntsman spiders are harmless

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>>128101062
DELET THIS

>>128101489
Not that I'd want a lil jumper in my ear, but it'd be better than a fucking centipede.

>>128101431

Snakes are disgusting, but that one is beautiful.

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>>128101450

>>128095885
>flies evolved to land in niggers' eyes
>niggers didn't evolve to deflect flies
Crazy how nature do dat

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>>128101359
We have bastard centipedes too

>>128095885
>implying they had a choice when we deported our own citizens because they were too criminal.
Its what Poland has basically done to the UK, all the shitheads are locked up in our prisons.

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>>128100775

Nah man. Land animals here are docile and dumb as fucking bricks.

It's in the water where you need to watch yourself.

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>>128101246
>Not living in Queensland

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>>128100505
Who's eating who here? Wtf Australia.

>>128094976

Goddamn. That motherfucker looks bigger than the Widows we have in the South.

I bet your Orkin men use surplus military flamethrowers for pest control.

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>>128101570
have you seen some mantises? they're sexy as fuck.
>>128101690
>Snakes are disgusting
rude

>>128096498
>out one ear
>into the other one
Kek

>>128101589
>burning land to the ground....

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>>128101212
True...true..

>>128094914
Are those good or not? Because I've killed like 2 of those fuckers who were in the back of the closet behind some boxes.

>>128101043

Like it matters. Brazil is just imitation Australia anyway. Stealing our lifestyles, culture and surfing titles.

You will never be Anglo and Chile has better waves.

>>128101570
They're lacewings that wished to be mantids but gave up half way to pretend to be wasps.

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>>128096498

>>128101839
Spider > snake

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>>128100176
frogs

>>128097139
>have 8 eyes
>white bois still can't see the niggers comming
They can't even compete

>>128096844
>>128095312
>Besides, they kill all the other things.
I never understand people when people say this. I'd find it way more annoying to have a spider the size of a my hand running around my house than any pest they might kill. Plus you can spray for ants and roaches, there's no real effective spray for huntsmen.

>>128095953
Probably a normal human being typing with his normal human hands, much like what I am doing now.

>>128101887

please post more cute snakes

>>128102087
>people when people
people when they*

>>128101887
Can you be 100% sure that your pet snake wont kill you? Im thinking about getting one

>>128096760
the fuck are they? i hope those are not a real thing, cos i have dyslexia and i worked my ass off to learn how to spell.

>>128102173

there are some species of snakes that can't even bite

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>>128101831
>not living in sa

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>>128102173
>your pet snake wont kill you?
wat? unless you buy a snake that is venomous or fucking giant it literally cant hurt you like at all, get a cornsnake, they harmless and never bite and are cute as fuck, they also come in lots of colors.

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>>128102082
jumpers are much smarter than negroids, anon, mind your manners

>>128102114
Happily.

>>128102173
Can you be 100% sure that your pet dog won't kill you? Just be a responsible pet owner and don't handle your animals when they're in a pissy mood or if they seem nervous. They have personalities too, its not hard to tell.

>>128094257
Huntsman spiders are harmless, they're just big and creepy.

>>128094914
>>128094976
Yeah, if it were a redback you'd have issues, but you'd have like two days to get to the hospital before you start getting heart problems and possibly die. So they're not really deadly if you act quickly.

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>getting ready to go to sleep
>lets just check 4chan one last time
>see this thread