General Discussion of Anti-Canada Rhetoric

>>128091204
because the Leaf posters on here are generally fucking assholes. the ones I know outside of /pol/ are cool af though. I like Canadia

They're just a useless country that I wish we would invade and absorb into the greater American reich

Because ever since Trudeau became a meme on here Canadians have taken it upon themselves to start acting like him meaning they started shitposting out liberal thought terminating cliches on almost every topic imaginable in every thread.

Because sometimes we drop redpills that even /pol/ can't bear to swallow.

We are hated for the same reason Trump is.

>>128091632
care to comment on >>128091638 's post?

>>128091638
this

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Because they are living memes

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They are a nation of Shitposters who must be culled regularly on the day of the rake. They're like rabbits, cute by themselves, but perilous in large numbers.

>>128091638
Can't wait to hear you tell us all how amazing it is to watch your woman get fucked by some other guy.

There is a shareblue office in Canada. 50% of our posters are Hillary shills.

envy.

>>128092089
Isn't your country the single largest global producer and consumer of cuckold porn? Maybe you shouldn't be projecting so much.

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>>128091638
Begone from our board of peace!

>>128091740
Traps are gay

Because it's essentially allowed tripfagging.

Because that was the preferred proxy of Hillary shills during the great meme war.

>>128091204
Fear... fear that Canada is just the test market for the next bullshit to be sold to us. Fear that Harper was a rough draft of Trump and next we get something like Trudeau or Macron shoved down our throats via voter blowback.

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>>128092396
Eternal Anglo, your son the Leaf has run amok on this board. If you'd just lost at Quebec during the revolution ...

>You could have prevented this.

>>128091204
Probably because we had dropped red truth pills but are now becoming so goddamn cucked. It's threatening to the United States by having an open border neighbour that's letting any poor bastards with a sob story waltz on in. Welcome to the United Canadian Emirates.

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They're so fucking rude and annoying, and that's just online. Any discussion is ruined when Canadians jump in going LOOK AT ME I'M FROM CANADA EH SORRY XD WHY ISN'T THE WORLD LIKE CANADA??! Most of them go on reddit, it's the second most popular social media site for leafs, and they're usually behind half the anti-American or anti-nationalism you see online.
In the real world they're no better. In my travels Canadians are ridiculously rude but always have to bring up how polite they are compared to Americans and EVERY time they throw in a "muh healthcare" even when the discussion has nothing to do with it. Their entire "culture" is trying not to be American.

>>128091204
In October 2015 Trudeau won and then Canadians (and proxyfags pretending to be Canadians) started making unfunny shitposts whenever and wherever possible. 1.5 years later the fuckers still haven't stopped.

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>>128091204
We shitpost and ruin threads, but not in a fun way like Australia does, just in a way that makes everyone angry.

>>128091204
Is basically a melting pot of diarrhea and turds

We don't hate Canada. Canada is our closest ally. (((they))) start leaf threads to drive us apart. We see right through that. I usually don't respond to those threads. They're just low quality bait.

>>128092533
Jesus... I don't wish any Trudeau on any other country

>>128091204
There are a lot of fucking awful shitposters from here. Inferiority complex, it's the same reason we put feelings before logic here. At least one can gain moral superiority over our neighbours to the South. And in pol's case, at least we can shitpost more to piss them off.

>>128092879
That is the fun way.

>>128091204
They somehow have a disproportionate amount of shitty posters despite their small size. Also, they are an otherwise inconsequential nation with a cucked PM, so Americans like to fuck with them.

I don't have a problem with Canadians in real life, unless they are from BC. Then they are probably complete tools.

>a fucking leaf
Is the burger poster equivalent of muh dick
Whenever a burger doesn't understand a post he just replies with leaf or a fucking leaf. They hate us because of low iq like niggers and whites

>>128093179
When Canada and America unite, Trudeau will run the empire.

>>128092694
Our goddamn PM flaunts that we are a "post-cultural" society now. He forgets our moose, hockey, Timmy's, and maple syrup.

>>128091204
>reasons Australians shitpost

-Banter is the cornerstone of their culture

>reasons Canadians shitpost :
-starved for attention
-?????

>>128092722
I know it's a meme but... I'm sorry.

>>128091204
It's funny OP, because if you type "Most hated countries in the world" on jewgle you will often find the US ranking top 1 while Canada is never to be seen on any list.
>It's jealousy
Must be, anon.

>>128092694
>Most of them go on reddit, it's the second most popular social media site for leafs

It's also the second most popular social media site for you as well, according to Alexa. And most other sources show reddit is more popular in the US.

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>>128091204
We want to be American soooo bad.

Because they are essentially the California of the western world.

>>128093506
Dear God no... he can only be the top Imam for so long

>>128093537
That's not culture you fucking cuck
>Moose
Having an animal is not culture. Like saying the Chinese culture is pandas
>Hockey
Literally a sport modelled after pushing a hoop with a stick down a dirt road
>Tim Hortons
Would have been another donut shot like second cup if not for some random ass hoopstick player
>Maple syrup
If other countries weren't so lazy and grew the tree themselves.
The most culture we have is being nice and blowing dogs

>>128093957
Better not meme dog blowing... get put in a psych ward for that shit

>>128093871
It's a shame we're not spics or niggers in a second world country or it would be so easy.

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>>128091204
>Hey /pol/ why does everybody hate Canada so much?

May 2017 GDP growth rates, as per IMF.

>>128091204
We fucking suck so bad.
I don't even know if it's trolling and there are beavers somewhere laughing.

>>128093665
I'm surprised you're vehemently defending Australia. I thought many of them go to your country to fuck the ladyboys there.

>>128094090
>Canada is hated because of low GDP growth
>Germany has high GDP growth
>Germany is... loved

kek

>>128091204
everything about canada is awful i want it removed or annexed by anyone.

>>128092694
Sorry that my quality of life triggers you so much you burgerfucking redneck

Because Canada enjoyed a conservative white majority for so long they have no idea what it's like to live in the refugee-admitting liberal cuckmocracy they recently voted for. Soon their women will be raped and their national identity will be destroyed worse than Sweden.

We hate them because, as a country with actual experience with immigrants and liberalism, we tried to warn them. And rather than listen they just dove right in:
http://www.ctvnews.ca/canada/record-number-of-refugees-admitted-to-canada-in-2016-highest-since-1980-1.3382444

Basically they took the white majority we wish we could maintain for granted and ruined their own country.

>>128093495
>A muh fucking dickey leaf

>>128092722

try more like you amerifats can't handle being around people that are open and have integrity instead of just being racists and fascist with banning muslims wow

>>128092722
Kind of like what happened when you dumb fucks elected a literal meme via an outdated voting system

>>128096287
The frankfurters from your nipples when I cum the balogna, your pork chops in my ass.

>>128091204
Everything about canada is worst-in-class. However, there are literal paid government shills on /pol/ trying to pretend canada is the best country in the world and everything is perfect. You can guess what happens next.

>>128096904
I can't believe I share the country with retards like you. I can't wait till I move to the USA to impregnate my american fiance and live in a paid off house.

>>128091277
That's not fair, man. Shareblue uses Canadian proxies to post here. Real Canadians (((except the peaceful reddit migrants))) like and respect the US since we share a pretty neat history.

>>128092616
It's okay. They made up for their Quebec victory by losing their entire country over the past decade.

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>>128091638
now i understand...

>>128091204
Trudeau

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>>128097375

I'm with >>128097493.

Who do you think will be PM after Trudeau in 2024?

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>>128097710
nobody
you will be a nuclear wasteland

>>128097375
Hullo reddit.

>>128093495
fucking leaf

>>128097710
Trudeau. Those filthy dairy cartels basically guaranteed a Truderp dynasty.

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>>128097798
Think again, your time is running out.

>>128094141
>leaf

obama leaf, if you are here answer my call, i miss u
>>128093495
this so fucking much man

I lost count of how many arguments I've won on here just because all they can answer is 'a fucking leaf'

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Finally i get to post my day of the rake OC.

>>128095146
>Soon their women will be raped and their national identity will be destroyed worse than Sweden.
We never had one

>>128098768
>We never had one
Thats the attitude Ahmed.

>>128098768
I thought it was red and black checkered flannels and beaver fur hats

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>>128091204

cvz fuck u that's y