ITT: Post your state/country and what it would have going for

Missouri

They wouldn't let the Russians take the center of the US... would they?

Texas:
Just badass and unbeatable in every way.

Kentucky here, can confirm.

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OP here
Here's a better flag man for Kentucky
Please clap

>>128088544

Florida

Pros:

-Good farmland

-Tons of crazy rednecks/Florida Man to defend the state

-Gators

-Disneyworld

-The liberal parts of the state will probably be the ones targeted.

Cons:

-Almost unbearable without AC

-Possible hordes of roving minorities

-At sea level

Also I live in one of the possible targeted areas for nukes, but I'm not to far from Mar-a-Lago so we might have some extra protection.

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>>128088544
>Kentucky.
Plebs root for the cats. t. Louisville master race.

>>128090350
Fuck off Louishill

>>128088544
I love this state so much.

Minnesota

We the center of a continent. We are so far away from the ocean that it would be really stupid to nuke/invade us.

Maryland

Like we did the British, we're going to stop the Russian naval invasion by chucking all the niggers that rioted in Baltimore in the bay as marine barricades.

louisville, kentucky

it's more relevant so might get bombed

>>128088544
Commiefornia

Major target when Nuclear war starts

>Please for the love of god let North Korea nuke this fucking shitlib of a state there's nothing but fags and niggers here

>>128088544
Britain.
We have nukes, and since we're pretty much America's bitch, we'd have your support in return.

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>>128088544
Please take back your diaspora community. They ruined Ohio.

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>>128088544
hawaii. we have this thing. it's a state of the art radar system that can intercept icbms

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>>128091504
Says the mountain kike.

If you love Kentucky please read Jayber Crow by Wendell Berry. It'll bring a tear to your eye. Such a wonderful book.

Germany
We are too cucked to be a danger and will not be attacked.

>>128094553
>Kentucky
>read

>>128092386
colorado here (proxy) , we want independance

>>128088544
Washington.

plz nuke Seattle.

>>128088544
We have nothing going for us. Such is life in the Balkans.

>>128095028

This.

plz nuke Seattle, Olympia and Bellingham.

>>128094788
Fucking Californians moving into our state telling us how to think.. The revolution starts here

>>128095166
and Vancouver (Portland)

>>128095166
mfw i live in Bellingham.

its an ocean of cucks, newmales, fobs, and micro brews.

fuck canada

>>128092662
Pls don't shoot down if they are heading for California

>>128088544
Aruba

We are completely irrelevant on the world stage.

>>128088544

Michigan

Lots of Canadian coastline to go pillage.

>>128088544
Wisconsin

Pros: large agriculture base, lots of wilderness for hunting/partisan operations, everyone has guns, lots of water sources.

Cons: Milwaukee, harsh winters after the infrastructure is destroyed, no oil or natural gas or coal.

>>128088544
Vermont. Freedom, equality, and brotherhood. Defend civil liberties and nationhood until death.

>>128096283
>Defend civil liberties and nationhood until death.

All five of you?

>>128090178
>Also I live in one of the possible targeted areas for nukes, but I'm not to far from Mar-a-Lago so we might have some extra protection.

>protection
>from nukes
Really.

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QUEENSLAND #1
BLUES ARE A BUNCH OF PUSSIES

>>128095485
underage edgelord detected

>>128088544
Nevada

Pros: Lots of military bases = lots of troops to keep out dirty foreigners. Also lots of desert to hide in if things don't go very well.

Cons: Directly in the path of fallout form Commiefornia and summers in the desert aren't fun when there's no AC.

>>128095651
but an awesome fucking island

>>128096415
Vermont was a lovely place to grow up. Differing political views managed to work together. I'd fight to the death to preserve it, even with 4 comrades.

>>128088785
Only steers and queers come from Texas

Louisiana has the new orleans port which is one of america's best ports for importing and exporting goods.

Only problem is that would make us a target if the US is invaded.

>>128088544
>not knowing kentucky manufactures most of the aircraft parts that are made in the USA

God you're fucking retarded kill yourself

>>128097048
Imagine guerilla warfare in fucking Vermont.

>>128088544
Texas. We'll lead the charge. Alone.

>>128090178
-gators are not a deterrent, they are placid compared to what we got.

Bear grills Florida special gets in the water with the gators
Bear grills Australia special, saltwater crocs just fucking NOPE

Australia
Strategically located away from everyone, vast harsh desert wastland. Animals here will fuck you up crocs, snakes and emus etc etc

Oklahoma
Plenty of guns, game and wilderness for bases/ training camps
>>128097860
Bullshit, you know we'd be right there along side yall

Tennessee here, not a damn thing would be good here. with the fags and cucks on one side, and the right wing trump supporter on the other side. we would probably have our own little civil war during it. it'll be a blood bath

Argentina
We can take 10 million inmigrants/refugees, no sweat.
Perhaps up to 40 if shit hits the fan bad.

>>128088544
>>128089012
Sorry to burst your bubble but there are multiple military installations in KY as well as several bridges along the Ohio river that would cripple transportation and shipping if they were destroyed.

>>128088544
North Carolina
Especially in the east, a military base is pretty much always nearby.
OBX have in the past, and continue to provide outstanding natural defenses on the ocean. Coast guard stationed at every other inlet. We're practically unconquerable these days. We are known as the tar heels for a reason, after all.

Oregon, we'll be hiding in the trees.

>>128096872
you also forgot some casinos have underground basements and eateries that they dont use anymore and people can practically live down there. Also we are going to die because of nellis we are a nuke target ourselves unless area 51 memes are true to tell.

>>128088544
Our Big Brother America and papa UK will help us.
Also we're big, so it would be hard to conquer all of us.

>>128097768
Vermonters of all political stripes would band together to defend their home. I feel reasonable sure that it would be Vermont first in any case. Also, we've got very liberal CC laws.

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Texas.

If they bomb literally any city they'll just kill a bunch of beans or bean sympathizers

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>>128095659
>Michigan

We're actually a high priority nuclear target thanks to DOW Chemical, should be fine if you're in the Upper Penninsula though.

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South Fucking Carolina. Men still born here, Most military installations. Will take on impossible odds just for the hell out of it. Most military experience of any states

>>128100054
Pretty sure there is/would be defense systems set up around Nellis, but even if it does get hit, the wind probably won't bring fallout to Vegas. It's LA's nuke fallout that you should worry about.

>>128088544
Our neighbours are frozen/flaming hellscapes.

>>128096528
Idk about your meme country, but I'm sure we have some kind of ICBM interceptors. And if they can only protect us from a limited number of nukes, protecting South Florida **may** be higher on the list than normal because Trump is here a lot.

>>128097873
You know what isn't tamer here?

Our gun rights. Boom, roasted.

>>128100602
Except that every military base is a nuke target.

>>128088544

..

>>128097873
Fire tornadoes, fuck Australia.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lsyvOYcWgcg

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>>128100233
Tfw I wish they'd just stick to bombing Detroit

>>128088544
>There's no reason to bomb us.
What? We have fucking Fort Knox, Fort Campbell and the Paducah Uranium Enrichment Plant.

>>128089185
Needs to look more like Colonel Sanders.

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>>128088687
they may want our gooey butter cake.

>>128090350
Dude, I'm from Louisville and this place is pozzed as fuck. Also the fucking university took down our Confederate monument, fuck UofL!

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>>128108984
Detroit bombed itself anon, if you're mid like me you would probably have 15-30 minutes before you were hit by the fallout, this is assuming you're about an hour away from DOW.

Edit: GM is also a primary target along with Lansing, so unless you are far east or far north or in the Upper, kinda fucked.

http://www.atomicarchive.com/Effects/effects2.shtml

>>128088544
Canada:

No reason to bomb (other for keks).
Already a wasteland.
Near mountains makes it easier to hide.

>>128088544
first battleground/first victims maybe

oregon
we have plenty of forestry and mountains to hide in and wage a guerrilla war if invaded
plus no reason to bomb us to begin with

>>128088544
Democrat here. Pacific Northwest.
You're a fool if you think progressives aren't armed. Shit man a lot of us served. Those of us who haven't have family who have, family in law enforcement, and so on. I've hunted and gutted deer. I've slaughtered squirrel in potato fields. I've fought. I've wrestled. I used to skate and I've broken so many bones I've literally lost count and walked half of them off. And there's nothing special or exceptional about me. You're a fool if you don't think progressives are formidable. For every straw man pic you have of a faggy liberal I have a pic of a fat virgin beta orbiter with a weak stance who still flinches when he fires. I don't presume that the alt right is not formidable. I grew up surrounded by the tea party before they became the tea party. I know what they can do. I've hunted with them. But that's what's funny about these neolibertarian pseudofascists. They assume they're the toughest guys in the world and everyone else is soft. That's why they keep losing wars. The south loses. Every time they flex. Progressives are ruthless when cornered. We burned Atlanta to the ground and used rape as a weapon of mass psychological operation, disrupted troops and marched right up to Jefferson Davis front door. We designed a bomb that destroyed entire cities, then we upgraded it. We invented remote control flying guns and remote control bombers.. Don't fuck with us. The south will rise again? Fine. We'll put em down again.

California (San Diego).
Marine corps bases
Navy Bases
Win Win for America because either we kick ass or california gets bombed to shit and the US has less liberals and illegals

>>128109280
This.

>>128112120
It does not matter what side you chose to affiliate with, your experiences and knowledge acquired is your own to wield in whatever fashion you see fit, that aside, IF civil war hits it will be pure chaos in the flash that it happens, and it will not be strength that perseveres, but wit and stealth.