Since white men seek to regular women's bodies and the ability to get abortion, Sarah Silverman suggests men need to visit a clinic, have a camera stuck up into their balls and see the live growing in their shriveled testicles before they masturbate.
She is concerned with protecting this life. At least until men stop interfering in women's reproductive choices.
Agree or disagree, /pol/?
>>128083204
I would fuck the jew out of her
>>128083204
i guess her and kathy griffin are in a race to the bottom
>>128083204
>sarah silverman
>>128083204
She looks really fuckable here
>>128083204
I would so hate fuck her
>>128083204
Sperm cells aren't human life, a fetus is.
>>128083204
Who cares what this morons opinion is?
Stop giving credence to brainless celebrities who in many cases have never experienced humanity at the level of us plebs.
Whats wrong with the world today? The fact that cunts like this have a voice
False equivalency.
>>128083204
Gotta stay edgy. Hur hur hur.
>>128083637
Actually, in her most recent Netflix comedy special, she details how scientists have found that sperm actually smell, so they are living things that need to be protected.
>>128083204
I will agree to that only if white women have to get pregnant ever time they ovulate.
If I have to protect my spergs life you have to do the same for your ovum bitch.
>>128083204
the thumbnail looked hot
opened that shit up
AHHAHAHAHAHAHH NIGGA WHAT
FUCKING KIKES
>>128083204
>hurr what's the difference between sex cells and zygotes
>hurr what is combined DNA
>hurr fetuses aren't human beings
>what is biology
>what is science
>>128083555
Yuck I wouldn't even pay a nigger to fuck her
>>128083204
>egg isn't a human
>sperm isn't a human
>fertilized egg is a human
Why are women so fucking stupid? This isn't even complicated. Sometimes I wish men carried the child since so many women seem utterly incapable of the responsibility. They treat pregnancy like some fucking disease they want to cure themzelves of. Honestly too many women have the emotional and intellectual characteristics of a 5 year old.
>>128083758
real?????????
>>128083204
>Sarah Silverman
who?
>>128084063
It's real and it's horrifying.
>>128083758
yes
>>128084115
Just another liberal poisoning our societies
>>128083204
This is really low quality bait, relies on an audience that is extremely ignorant if even basic, highschool education - spermatozoon or ova are not equatable to a zygote
its like comparing dead skin cells or nails to a zygote
weak cunt relies on literal children and idiots to attempt to push the abortion debate back into memery and away from rationality and science
cry more, legbeards: https://www.princeton.edu/~prolife/articles/embryoquotes2.html
>to justify abortion, suggests men should stop ejaculating outside of the explicit need to procreate
>sperm are people but fetuses aren't
>>128083204
>Since white men seek to regular women's bodies and the ability to get abortion, Sarah Silverman suggests men need to visit a clinic, have a camera stuck up into their balls and see the live growing in their shriveled testicles before they masturbate.
Yes, Sarah Silverman, get men to stop masturbating. Then they will finally quit consuming Jewish-made porn and stop letting it control them.
in a way she is right. even jesus said "it's better your seed go into the belly of a whore than onto the ground". wasting your seed for solely pleasure is degenerate. the same way abortion is taking away life, maturbation is taking away the potential for life. its not as bad as abortion but it's half as bad.
we all carry the sacred miracle of life inside of us and to waste such precious sexual energy and potential is degenerate. i'm not even religious but even i see why masturbation is bad and jesus considered it a sin.
>>128083758
fuck you, i'm not going to be able to fap for a week
>>128084645
you're an idiot and larping as a christian
spilling sperm or ova != fertilization and conception
>>128084645
>wasting it
You balls produce millions of sperm everyday, it doesn't run out
>>128083758
SGWFTP.
>>128084155
how upsetti was she
>>128083204
Masturbating definitely kills your testosterone. Just get a gf and you can blame the murders on her giving you a bj.
>>128083204
I agree that nobody should restrict the right of dumbasses to get abortions.
Its basically the only mass natural selection there is left.
>>128084518
>>128083758
she is 46, cmom
I'm just glad she never reproduced. All her eggs are old and moldy, and we should all rejoice. The future belongs to those who are smart enough to breed. She gets a second class Darwin award for failing the biological test to procreate. The Bible says be fruitful and multiply, Christian or not, it's sound advice. Btw, one of her relatives is some big kike in Pissrael. She's steeped in kike-self-aggrandizing, though she didn't even help her own race by producing even one new member of her rat-like people to stop the Jewish demographic decline in Palestine. All around, she is unfit for anything but being a bitter, vile jewish cunt.
Hirsute unfunny horse faced monkey kike unwanted by anyone desiring to procreate. Biological imperative fail. FUNNY!
>>128083758
Fapped to it before, will again, no regrets you fucking faggots.
Ejaculation is more equal to menstruation.
Women aborting babies is more like men killing retards or downers.
They aren't properly conscious and are just a collection of cells.
>>128084645
how the fuck does that even make any sense? not ejaculating doesn't mean the sperm just stay in your balls, they still die off, are consumed by your body and then replaced just like every single fucking cell in your body
>>128085276
...you use a braille keyboard though.
Previous message references the biblical passage about "spilling your seed on the ground", and equated it to masturbation. This is a false statement. The biblical account was that a man married his dead brother's wife, which was the custom back them, and although he knew she wanted a child, she ws physically beautiful and he wanted her to remain that way so every time he had sex with her, he pulled out at the last second and "spilled his seed on the ground". Spilling seed is NOT the sin being described. Denying your wife a child when she is fertile and wants a baby is the sin.
>>128083829
>Actually, in her most recent Netflix comedy special, she details how scientists have found that sperm actually smell, so they are living things that need to be protected
What human life is missing half its chromosomes?
>>128083204
>thinking you can stick a camera into someone's balls
>not knowing that much of our sperm dies and gets recycled by our bodies every day regardless of whether we masturbate
>implying a sperm cell dying is comparable to deliberately taking another human life
Sarah Silverman is like a more slutty Kim Kardashian.
>>128083204
She's not that bad looking honestly. Nice tits.
I wouldn't fuck her, because hey, don't put your dick in liberalism, but still. Not bad.
>>128083204
Let me fuck you and I won't waste time masturbating you fucking shit, that's not how it works
>>128085812
you could if the camera is small enough
>>128085565
/thread
>>128083204
She's amazing.....
FOR ME TO POOP ON!
>>128085394
yes it gets recycled. you didn't intend on using a sacred resource for pure pleasure.
>>128084895
see above
>>128084780
thanks for repeating what i just said. it's not as bad but it's still bad
>>128083758
*blocks your path*
>>128086132
i can hear his voice as i read that lol
>>128083204
Does that mean that periods are murder? lmao, only half the chromosomes.
>>128086322
...throw apples and sugar cubes over her flank.
Why is abortion solely a women's issue? Why do men not have say in if their child is aborted or not? In every other action involving a man and a woman you can possibly think of, the man is given agency. But not here?
I'm not religious, so I don't give a shit about souls at conception or whatever. I just think that abortion should involve the two parties. If both agree to it, fine.
>>128083204
This is why Jimmy Kimmel left her.
>>128086177
so by your logic a wet dream is bad?
>>128086528
Marriage licenses should only be issued to couples planning to reproduce and divorce forbidden until every child is emancipated.
>>128086656
He was snorting his narcolepsy meds and fucking anything with a pulse and she still stayed around.
>>128085565
it's the same thing. spilling your seed IS denying the potential for a child. the only time you orgasm should be inside a woman for the sole purpose of procreation. anything but that is a perversion of sex
let me ask you this, what is sperm made for? to create life or to be expelled only for pleasure?
>>128086765
I completely agree with this.
>>128085276
whatever edge lord
>>128086726
a wet dream is unintentional. intention matters. if you were raped and the woman drank your seed it's not your fault
>>128083204
Sperm is not life. Egg is not life.
Fertilization, cell division ---> Fetus is life.
Shut the fuck up jew devil bitch.
>>128084645
Verse?
>>128087050
It's probably her PA or publicist typing this with the nag peering over their shoulder.
>>128083758
Gross desu
>>128083758
some days i wonder what it would be like to fuck my refrigerator, then I see this pic
>>128083758
I came into this thread full mast and now I have erectile dysfunction.
>>128083204
i still smile when i remember her taking the podium at the DNC expecting a celebrity welcome and easy, star-struck audience and then seeing her start crying when the bernie bros started shouting "LOCK HER UP" and wouldnt let her speak
>>128083204
because a sperm cell and a 6 month old fetus are exactly the same thing
>>128083758
I fucked worse... Im a collector
>>128086956
>spilling your seed IS denying the potential for a child.
>the only time you orgasm should be inside a woman for the sole purpose of procreation.
Your seed is naturally spilled regardless of whether you cream inside a woman or beat your meat, dumbass. Also impregnating someone in and of itself is denying the chance of life for billions of other sperm cells anyways.
>>128084023
I like how we can always pinpoint the bitter white virgins in every thread.
>>128085750
Democrats.
>>128087550
>>128087550
>>128083204
You are too retarded even for american standards.
>>128085321
savage
>>128087506
yes but intention matters. millions of spermatazoa are supposed to die in order for 1 to make it. the point is that you tried to create life with your seed so the spilled seed is not in vain.
>>128083829
my girlfriend's breath always smelled like sperm
>haploid cells
>diploid cells
>zygotes
wtf I hate biology now?
>>128083204
>saggy jew bag titty woman
>>128087550
>>128087681
>video related
https://youtu.be/f-HCYgZo_og
>>128087436
lelzzz totally
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jl8BU-K80xs
>>128083758
all the curves of a pizza box
>>128087768
>>128085321
That is insensitive
>>128083204
I want to hate fuck this filthy Jewess so bad desu. Does anyone have the pick of her bent over grabbing her arse?
>>128083892
>Science
Ugh, nice mansplaining.
>>128088167
hahah that flag , no we dont have sorry :sadface:
>>128083758
datgap.jpeg
>>128087445
The feminists do think so...
>>128088253
Wat?
>>128084645
>jesus said "it's better your seed go into the belly of a whore than onto the ground".
When the fuck did Jesus say that? Verse please.
>>128083637
Fucking this. Do these people understand how DNA works?
>>128083204
>Masturbation = Murder
https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=web&cd=1&cad=rja&uact=8&ved=0ahUKEwi04ZmGl57UAhVJfiYKHT_vA0AQ3ywIKzAA&url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DfUspLVStPbk&usg=AFQjCNGbeqismUEiBcdUwayGnj4DAh2fBA
>>128087532
May be bitter, but damn he does have a point with how those cells aren't humans. They're cells, and once they combine, they form a multi-cellular being, aka, a human
>>128088023
>come on guys! shes the only person ever to be over qualified to be president! come on im voting for her with gusto! come on guys vote for her! im proud to be a part of the bernie movement and a vital part of that movement is making sure hillary clinton is the next president of the united states!
>*crowd chanting lock her up*
>"to the bernie or bust people, youre being ridiculous!!"
i supported him too guys! just ignore the fact you were cheated and the whole thing was rigged, hillary clinton for prez!!!
hahahahahahahahhaa
>>128087127
So monstergirls are alright? Awesome.
>>128088207
I'm pretty sure that's the one and only use of that term
>confronted with facts and the prospect of having to defend your arguments and your opponent happens to be a male?
>tell him to stop mansplaining and wait until he walks away!
>>128084023
>too many women have the emotional and intellectual characteristics of a 5 year old.
in terms of mental abilities they are 5 year olds
>>128086353
I keed. I keed.
>>128088167
>>128088253
Jew 1
Jew 2
Every time this dumb bitch opens her mouth something stupid comes out
>>128089245
...feedbag stops that.
>>128089097
>wanting to hate fuck Jews makes you a jew
>>128088669
comedy gold , I remember this night was very cool there was specific threads dedicated to this semon demon lel
>>128083204
Oy vey
>>128089359
>>128089429
Jew 1
Jew 2
>>128083204
>100 million sperm cells in a man's testicles at a time
>they only live for 5 days at most
>700 million lives per week
>500 billion lives per male lifetime
Nah I'm pretty sure this is a false equivalency and a terrible argument overall, and a terrible joke if she was trying to be funny.
>>128083637
Action and inaction are equals and opposites.
Sperm cells just need to bond with an egg to produce a fetus. In other words, every time you jack off without releasing into a woman's womb, you're committing and act equal to destroying the fetus already fertilized
>>128083204
>being such a sociopath that you don't differentiate between a second term fetus and a sperm cell
>>128083204
agreed totally, no more masturbation or abortion, but we all know she's just equivocating, she's a jew, she would never follow her word.... literally a woman jew, the primarch of pettifog pedophilia and pornography
Sperm dies anyway and is replaced. If women want to help preventing the dna holocaust, they should want kids instead of plain fucking with condoms.
>>128089916
exactly this is just equivocating their evil away
jews
>>128083204
I would fuck the kike outta her
>>128083204
>the live growing in their shriveled testicles
Aha but thats wrong
>>128090047
How old was that child?
I'm not into scat but I really want to squirt diarrhea down her throat. Just because.
>>128083204
> implying men don't automatically empty their balls every few months
Stupid oven dodger cunt is stupid
>>128085750
>>128087550
it seems to match up
>>128090144
First you have to polish the blech.
reminder
thank God she's barren
>>128087550
>>128085750
those are some spooky ass digits
I'm turning my light on and resting my almonds guys
>>128089755
> not creating a fetus is equivalent to destroying a pre-existing fetus
Are you retarded?
>>128089559
Looks like natalie portman is the chosen women
>i'd go jew for her puss senpai
>>128083204
Life is created during federalization when the egg and sperm meet. I hate to use lib retoric but sperm in itself is only a clump of cells.
>>128083204
So a wet dream is still murder?
Even if it was completely involuntary?
Should've thought that one through (((Silverman)))
>>128083204
Oh. Time to commit multiple murder all over them greasy Jew milkbags.
beb
>>128083204
The actual equivalence to what she's suggesting would be to do the same to a woman's eggs then accuse her of murder when period, because potential for babby but no babby !
>>128083204
This snake of a woman should have her head cut off and stuck on a pike.
>>128083204
TOTALLY PROOF SHE IS A DEMON SEMON AND SHE WANTS TO POSSESSE OUR SEMON IN A COLLECTIVE MANNER
WHAT A FUCKING WITCH , LEAVE MY BERNIS ALONE SORCERER
>>128083204
I'm pro choice. This doesnt make a lick of sense. A fertilized eg is the beginning of a human life, not sperm.
Also: isnt it funny how Leftist Statists like SS dont think forcing me to pay for 'free' birth control is interfering with my life at all.
I guess we arent supposed to 'interfere' just pay for 'women's choices.'
Also her sister is a racist Jewish Supremacist rabbi.... but I guess it isnt 'hate' when Jews do it to brown people kicked off their land to make room for a colonialist ethnostate, huh?
>>128083204
Let's pretend you're right
Let's pretend sperm cells won't just die and be replaced over the course of about a month when the testicles reach their capacity limit
Let's pretend that a man that stops masturbating doesn't just get blue balls(literally), but actually gets a baby growing in his ballsack
Masturbating wouldn't be just "murder"
It'd be a fucking genocide
Even if 1% of the sperm cells were potential ball-babies, that'd still be 1.5 to 20 million "murdered" every single time a dude jacked one off
Going by average you'd have 10,25 million little potential babies shoah'd every time
Now, let's say that 1 holocaust is 6 million
Every time a dude jacked off, you'd have 1.75 holocausts on average
Now, using the somewhat wrong percentage that half of the world population is male and only considering people over 15 to be masturbators, you'd have about 26% of the male pop not jacking one off every now and then
That'd be 2.753 billion dudes who do jack off
over the course of a week, let's say the average dude jacks off 3 times
That'd be, weekly, 29.9605 x 10^15 unborn children being shoah'd WEEKLY
In other words, that'd be aproximately 4.98 x 10^9 weekly holocausts
Sarah Silverman literally implied that she thinks that masturbation is 5 billion times worse than the holocaust and that's just considering the current week
if we consider the average life expectancy as being 68 years and masturbator golden age as being 15, you'd end up with 2763 times the amount of shoahs we currently have as the estimated average of masturbatory genocide for the current world pop by the time of their death
Overall, Silverman pretty much stated that masturbation is, overall, 13,759 x 10^12 times worse than the Shoah was said to be
That's about thirteen trillion times worse
And people still cry about the holocaust
btw sorry for napkin tier math
It'd be better if I had my trusty HP with me
By this logic when a girl becomes pregnant she murders the other 100 million lives
sarah is out of control
i bet she was fapping when posting this nonsense and laughing and saying i hate men you all will pay hahahahah
what a psyco bitch not that i have anything against crazy women , but this semen spell gone to far
>>128083204
This is middle school biology we're talking about. A sperm cell has only half the DNA of a human. Your saliva contains more DNA than your sperm.
>>128091579
Get bent Binyamin.
>>128091943
Her saliva will always contain more sperm than her dried locust husk eggs have DNA.
>>128083204
Fucked her at a wedding in Georgia. She doesn't shave much of anything, she's dead fucking fish and she fucking stinks when she sweats.
>>128090900
Women are only supposed to have a few periods in their lifetime. Women have a fertility window of about 20 years. A pregnancy lasts 9 months and then, if she breastfeeds, it can be up to a year before she becomes fertile again. So in the natural course of things, a woman might have a half dozen periods in a decade, between pregnancies.
>>128083204
>Sarah Silverman
SHOW BENIS
>>128090542
For a fetus to grow into a full person, several hurdles have to be passed that are dependent on actions and inactions.
The end result is a non existing fetus
>>128092829
Buying a cake and eating it is not the same thing as not buying a cake and eating it, just because there's no cake at the end.
>>128083204
Using her own logic, she is a cannibal thousands of times over.
She has swallowed more children than Hitler has roasted Jews.
>>128089755
abortion would be less of a "big deal" if women gave birth to 200 million babies at the same time every two days
>how many billions have died on that face.
>>128083204
I'll start saving my cum when women start lining up at my door
and I don't see that happening in the foreseeable future
>>128083204
>Seek to regular
>See the live growing
Women shouldn't decide things.
They have trouble with the smallest of details.
Abortion is murder. It's wrong.
(But please continue aborting all the shitskin and jew babies)
>>128083204
She look lika man
>>128083204
When did she get tits?
what if the first time you ejaculate was your highest quality sperm and it gets lower quality every time you wank
>>128095397
>less of a big deal
More like more of a big deal, why would aborting millions be less than aborting one?>>128095397
>>128092990
But in that situation the experience of consuming the cake is had by you where you don't get that experience when you've never bought the cake.
We consider murder to be abhorrent because you're removing a sentient, feeling being from existence against its will.
In the first trimester, the fetus has no brain and therefore no will. So the net effect is not like murder, where there was a tangible cost to the individual who was sentient. It's more akin my prior example, where the end result for all sentient and involved parties is identical in either scenario
Sentience is at the core of the abortion debate
>>128083204
>a sperm is the same as a new unique chromosome-complete human baby growing in the womb
Leftists can't into philosophy OR logic, it seems
Is she such a retard that she doesn't realize masturbation is already a sin?
>>128097622
It was certainly my highest quality orgasm
>>128083637
Yeah, wtf I thought the left was all about "science" lately.
>>128084000
You're alright Canada
But it's good for my prostate.
>>128083204
its really not the same.
can i take special pills that stop the sperm dying? no.
is there a condom which stops fapping? no.
meanwhile the argument for having an abortion as birth control is that it does not interfere with the body and as long as its not too far along too bad.
>>128090386
daaammn
so i can smash that with 0 reprecussions
>>128083204
Sperm is a growing baby that needs to be saved?
This is literally equivalent to saying women need to plug their vaginas to "save" their eggs from their menstrual periods
>>128085750
your mom
>>128083204
this is why we need to pass the bill removing all jews from all media forever
actually all jews should be round up and sent to israel
if they are really God's chosen He will keep them alive
>>128092545
> Women have a fertility window of about 20 years
> This guy thinks that women have menopause at around 34
>>128083204
If women don't want men making decisions on their behalf, they should probably stop voting for those men.
>>128083335
fpbp
>>128083204
She's a filthy kike. That's all I need to know.
>>128083204
Oh yes lets tune in to a KIKES perspective on things.
Besides a gorilla is closer genetically to a human fetus than a spermatozoid, and she's making such a retarded comparison? I guess that must be Jewish 110IQ for you goyim. (reality sub 90)
>>128083204
Then women should either be pregnant continuously to avoid losing any oocytes to the menstrual cycle or cryopreserve all of their ooocytes.
>>128083204
She definitely looks better with clothes than naked
>>128083204
>The government should pay for abortions!
>Men should have to mutilate there balls because the government should pay for abortions!
Liberals are retarded.
>>128089755
breathing and not breathing are the same. choose to do the latter from now on.
>>128083204
>Hack comedian thinks people care about her opinions
>>128090047
no gloves?
>>128083204
Jacking off is commensurate with having a period.
Abortion is not comparable to either of those things.
>>128084645
Nofap is an intelligent choice for many people, especially those with weak constitutions. It saves you sexual energy for women. It makes you more virile in bed.
>>128083204
abortion is sin.
She's a ridiculous cunt.
>>128087532
I like how we can always pinpoint Tumblr too.
>>128083204
Does this look like the equivalent of cum to you?
You stupid fucking useless bitch?
>>128104501
kek
>>128084895
>never felt less virile as a result of cumming
>never felt insanely horny after saving ur cum for weeks
Being extremely horny is awesome, and eventually you learn to control it and channel it. It's ancient "sex magic"
>>128083335
She would fuck the jew into you
>>128083335
fpbp
i would love to get Jewed by her
>>128083829
I really hope that she's a vegetarian, otherwise the argument really isn't that good
>>128087506
Ive been nofap for 3 months without a single wet dream. Even if the sperm is recycled by your body, it does not waste your virility the same as a wet dream or masturbation.
>>128083637
Says you. Every sperm is sacred.
>>128106988
thats why i ingest mine
>>128083204
>women don't have to go to gyno
>women don't have to have sex
>women don't get their eggs checked prior to an abortion, they get a fertilized egg checked
>you could simply use birth control or abstain and avoid pregnancy altogether
Kike, would still cum inside her.
>>128089559
>Gal Gadot
>Natalie Portman
HNGGGGGGGGGGGGG
>>128083335
She's actually really nasty, built like a fucking fridge
t. anon who's seen her nudes
>>128083204
i dont know why 2009 happened.
>>128104501
They have equal weight as decisions but the outcome is different
That's my entire point, it's about the outcome and how you measure meaningful differences between outcomes
It's a "no harm no foul" approach to abortion
>>128083204
it isn't life until it fertilized the egg
>>128083204
Oy, ill be her Abraham Goldberg if she'll be my little Sarah Silverman qt joo
>>128083204
>Not even knowing how a baby is actually made
It's kinda sad that she doesn't even know how embarrassed she should be at her own ignorance.
>>128087823
My moms breath always smelled like sperm
Oh maybe she should let me populate one of those eggs of hers also what about wet dreams am I going to prison?
>>128093723
lel
>>128083335
She acts like a 10 year old cunt and does repulsive shit. I can't stand women like these.
>>128083352
More like a race to the oven
DRUMPF DIDN'T SIGN THE AGREEMENT
IMPEACH
DRUMPF
DRUMPF DRUMMMMMMMPPPPPPPPPFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>128084000
>Yuck I wouldn't even pay a nigger to fuck her
but you normally will pay niggers to fuck hot women?
>>128083204
lol her tits look fugly
>>128085321
>>128083204
when does she fart into a microphone?
>>128097622
then i should be infertile by now
>>128083204
It was a joke on her netflix special, you retarded cunts
>>128083204
>>128106988
>Every sperm is sacred
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fUspLVStPbk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fUspLVStPbk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fUspLVStPbk
>>128090386
>reminder
>thank God she's barren
Then I would fuck her until I cum inside her and then hold it in there until my dick gets hard again and continue
Why is it that every time I see someone spewing absolute garbage, I go look up them on wikipedia and ctrl+f "jew" and without question I find "born into a jewish family"
Sarah Silverman is a retarded kike.
>>128083204
She has some sort of manly, muscular aura about her here in the arms and shoulders idk what all these anons are talking about with her fuckability in the pic
how can somebody be so retarded to think a sperm is the same thing as a 20 week old baby
oh yeh she is a woman
>>128083204
You still don't believe it's the Jews. send them back in urns.
I fucking agree!! It's the same old freedom of choice go-to that: my freedom ends where your begins.
It's none of my or anyone biz if you get an abortion, so go on and help yourself