This is news in 2017

Welcome to my thread, everybody!

>>128082436


hey man nice thread


keep it up, really proud of u

>>128082356

>2017
>trying to get laid
>must get electronic signature of woman consenting just in case future rape allegations
>probably shouldn't do it anyway as she can always regret the sex and then it's rape.
>fuck it, I'm a 23 yr old virgin and /pol/ won't stop making fun of me. This must end.
>Wait... what the hell is crawling under her panties?

>>128082581
Thanks man! Take a load off and stay a while

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>>128082356
>>128082581
>>128082665
>>128082721
its fucking real

>the state of women in 2017

>>128082356
or, you know, you could stop being a slut and it wont loosen up so much.

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>>128082356

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>>128083142
What is impossible?

>wasps nest
>in MY vagina

>>128082665
Obvious virgin

>>128082356
IT'S HIP TO ____ ____

Will duh. My honeypot is really sensitive a wasp nest would brutalize it.

>>128083725
STING CUNTS

>not using bees to produce delicious honey

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Comedy writes itself.

>>128083489
>its more likely than you think!
I miss old memes

>>128082721

Nice! Mind if I open a can of beer and take my pants off? Thanks, friend!

>>128084481
Be my guest!

>>128082356
I mean, it's good advice.

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>>128084481

Now I'm imagining that meme comic with that red haired """"chick"""" taking off her clothes, revealing who """she""" really is while that dark haired dude is on the bed.

Then suddenly:

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>>128082356
it creates mustard fas

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>>128085267
And writes itself even more!

Oh, that's why wasps exist.

Nope, it still doesn't justify them.

>>128082356
Good advice.

>>128083725
BEE STUNG

>>128085267

Kek


Your imagination makes everything better, anon! Welcome to the party, here have a domestic beer with me.

>>128082356
I thought this was a woman desperately needing to pee and I got all hot for a second. Thanks for disappointing me, OP.

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>>128085898
Better be Yuengling, nigga. Or Sam Adams.

>>128082356
But it's still ok to put bees on your cock tho right ? asking for a friend.

>>128086287

Sam Adams all the way, brother. If Paul Revere had a beer, I'd be drinking that too.

>>128082356
fucking link next time. sage

>>128085303
>
wtf is that

is this subtle anti-white propaganda

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>>128082356
Everything is news in 2017. Anything in which people take an interest. Typos, gossip, it's all good.

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>>128086937
No, just anti-christfaggot anglo.

This reminds me of that one /v/ thread found a wasp nest in their newly obtained game console and cracked it open to find that it was filled with what appeared to be dead spiders. Then other anons informed him that wasps simply paralyze the spiders instead of killing them, and they started waking up.

>>128087349
there's just so many things worng with this

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>>128087349

>>128087946
no

>>128083142

Stop wearing your dick down by beating off and it wouldn't be so small.

Fucking doesn't make them looser. Of course, you would have to have some experience with them to know that.

>>128082356
People try all sorts of ridiculous folk remedies. It's nothing new. Remember that there are people who literally think that cutting off half of a healthy infant's penis skin will make him healthier and happier later in life. Literally voodoo-tier shit.

>>128089574
roastie detected

>>128082356

Over 30? Or just getting gang banged way to much?

>>128085303
this is the weirdest image

>>128082356
Looks like the typical bs and cringe plus disgusting news I see on snapchat everyday
>30 things women go through during summer
>how it feels to be pregnant
>random celebrate cuts her dick
>how to cheat without cheating
>troubles only women will understand
I swear its a cancer for the millions of little girls and kids that browse this shit everyday and when they talk about women and their vaginas Jesus fuck I feel like barfing the shit they mention.

Anyone have the gif of the wasp stinging that jap girls clit? Pretty hot desu

>>128089574
it does make them looser you dumb bitch . why do you think old granny has a big ass vagina , and the 16 yrs old college student as a nice tight pussy ?

>>128082356
Welp, guess ill have to find something else to do on sundays

>>128083699
It really helps that they said they were a virgin in the post.

>>128089574
>Fucking doesn't make them looser

This is just objectively wrong.

>>128082356
fug women

>>128085303
I've seen some weird shit in my years here but that image makes me wonder what the fuck is going on.

>>128085303
That poor sock puppet

>>128089574
>muscles that clench together
>clench around whatever is placed inside it
>doesn't get weaker from being stretched over and over
Yeah, maybe if roasties did their kegel exercises they wouldn't be loose, but if I had wheels I'd be a wagon. Only mom I fucked was tighter than the long term girl I was with, but I could tell it had been sewn up after she had given birth.

>>128082356
But anon, that's real news. Don't trust "fake news", google, facebook and the US government are here to help pick the news for you.

>Doctors saying it's inadvisable to breed symbiotic wasps inside your uterus.

Is modern medicine anti-feminist? Is it immoral for doctors to tell women what to do with their bodies?

>>128085303

My guess is he wanted the tape for an art project, bought a bunch of the cheapest VHS movie he could find, which would be an old blockbuster that occurred just before DVDs took over, logically. In the process of trying to get the tape out of the cartridge efficiently without damaging it he cut himself badly with the scissors while experimenting with several tools/methods, and everything fell off the edge of the counter in the aftermath.

>>128095057
Wrong

There is a video of what happened, and it's much stranger. Dude literally stabs himself and wipes up the blood with the VHS tape while narrating all of it through a sock puppet

>>128083325
Underrated

>>128085694
Wasps eat mosquitoes...ya fucking leaf

>>128087946
wtf did u post that, that's fucked up

>>128095447
you are kinda of a weird fuck ya know

>>128082356
>Do not put wasps nests in your vagina

Who brought Captain Buzzkill ?

>>128082665
Always always have a hidden camera running.

>>128082356
They know it's stupid, it's just clickbait.

>>128085303
do an image search and see what pops up

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