Summarize your country average normie in couple sentences

Gay slutty child screaming about their genitals and parents.

>>128051276
I eat healthy, I just can't lose weight. Why don't you have the new iphone?

>>128051276
Stop stare-raping me! Where have all the good men gone?

>>128051510
>Why don't you have the new iphone?
This. I have the cheapest piece of crap Samsung phone I could get, and people let off a sigh/aww/groan when they see it, as if they feel
some kind of pity.

>sheep
>supports left-wing parties
>favourite restaurant is some gas station

>"Youre so racist, you need to be more open-minded!"
>*clutches purse whenever a black person walks by*

>>128051991
It's funny when people do that.
I ask them how much it cost, and they give a figure in the mid to upper hundreds. With a similar monthly bill that is beggaring them.
Then I whip out my TracPhone and tell them it cost me eleven bucks from a gas station.

>buh-buh-buh you can't use Facebook(TM) on it!
I don't use Facebook.
>Wha~?! How do you keep in contact with your family?!
My phone, my $11 phone.
>*sputtering before a change in subject*

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>completely worthless joke of a country boner > rainbow maple leaf, islamo-communism,
>sharia law. A country whose leader throws the whole fucking thing to the dogs...
>CANADA NEEDS A REGIME CHANGE NOW.

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>>128051276
theres people at my uni that actually believe this

a sociologiaa teacher of mine called masculiniity a mental disorder

faggotculture in spain is ridiculous

>>128051276
just like a canada goose
stays in formation, follows asshole in front of him, no idea where he's going.

>>128051510
>>128051991
That shit really does warrant a normie holocaust desu. Fucking retarded normies. Everysingle time some degenerate normaltard wants to charge their phone in my car on their trip, it's iphag which I don't have because I'm not a nigger. Use a white man's phone. Drive a white man's car. And run over CIA niggers, they glow in the dark. It's O.K. to kill space aliens.

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>>128052479
PIC RELATED: Trudeau wants to import terror faster than merkel macron and the rest of the Orwell's Inner Party of Oceania

>>128052586
Translation please?

Speaking of which:
Where is the most appropriate board to shitpost this, and are there any active canadian boards or threads?

>self important
>staggeringly ignorant
>arrogant
>entitled
>hypocritical
>over paid
>over taxed
>rigid state of mind

>>128052586
Los jóvenes de ahora son unos maricones todos en mi clase menos uno se consideran patriotas los demás sólo sacan la bandera cuando hay partido en el que juega la selección

>>128052586
As someone who has lived in barcelona as a child and is still in contact with past classmates I can verify that it is really bad.

Ireland is basically just a depressed country where everyone hates themself. The colour of this country is grey, not green. Outside the summer months it is a grim, dull place I find. Substance abuse is fairly rampant as a coping mechanism.

> Yanggu gulanyin ngalawiri, dhunayi, Ngunawal dhawra. Wanggarralijinyin mariny bulan bugarabang.

Today we are meeting together on Ngunnawal country and we acknowledge and pay our respects to their elders. I acknowledge and pay my deep respects to your people, the Ngunnawal people, the traditional owners and custodians of this land. I extend my respects to their elders past and present and to the elders of all our First Australian Peoples here today.

>>128051276
>If I try to act all American, I'll be so classy and smart!
>I need to be tolerant like the white people. Feminism and tolerance is the new thing
>I'll reblog/retweet this so everyone knows how much of a good person I am!
>I'll make sure my posts are in English so everyone will think I'm rich and smart
>I'm s-sure my grammar's fine, r-r-right?

>>128054276
>First Australian Peoples
But they were all killed by the Abbos

>>128052817

>Trudeau's idea of acceptance
>is
>Canadians to not fight back and protect selves
>but to openly accept and welcome our enemies
>and let them destroy our country.
>with full legal protection from government.

>MOTION M103: A plan by the libs to shut down any "isLamophobia" in Canada.

>Bill C-16 legislation that criminalize you if you fail or refuse to say the pronouns of a tranny, genderfluid sjw, when around them.

>I am not good on legal shit.
>so baked right now

>>128052778
>"I win the debate, because I made the language"
>iAssume that this is connected to SJW language. They want to control speech.
>George Orwell 1984 Reference

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Drink beer, live in poverrty, hate America.

>>128052640
amen.

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>>128051276
Pretensious, self-rigtheous, egocentric, lowkey racists.

>>128051276
Revolution! Revolution!

>>128055009
>hate America
Has this changed in any way since Trump being elected. He is at least not anti-Russian like other recent presidents? Also is the hatred linked to the fall of the Soviet Union and the Yeltsin aftermath in anyway?

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>>128053491
Yo ni siquiera soy español de hecho soy mexicano e intento redpillear a cuantos pueda, pero si,lo veo bastante jodido la verdad, no hay honor...Con lo grandes que fuisteis ...putos(((profes)))

por cierto UB?

>>128055529
>Has this changed in any way since Trump being elected. He is at least not anti-Russian like other recent presidents?
It changed at first, looked like Putin was going to make friends with Trump or smth. But after a while it got clear that Trump isn't really fond of Russia and it became same as usual
> Also is the hatred linked to the fall of the Soviet Union and the Yeltsin aftermath in anyway?
Yeah, lot of people want easy Soviet life back and blame america for destroying it. I personally think that most people are just envious of western level of life. It's really sad here compared to murrica

>>128056334
>Yeah, lot of people want easy Soviet life back and blame america for destroying it
Is any of it linked to a sense of national prestige? I was young at the time but remember drunk uncle Yeltsin dancing and stumbling in public. Also what are the biggest things most Russians dislike America for?

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>>128052586
>grumpy grandfather from Spain at dinner table
>starts talking shit about niggers and degenerates
>reminisces about Franco regime
>claims people could sleep safely in a field
>travel anywhere without fear of robbery, rape, etc

It's only been half a century since Franco died. Spaniards didnt even want "democracy" until then. What happened?

faggot fagot Faggot Fagot FAGGOT FAGOT Faagot fagoot FaGoot fAggot FagoOT

>>128056718
>Is any of it linked to a sense of national prestige?
Definetely.
And probably because for many people life in USSR was way easier, despite socialist poverty. People needed to think less, government did it for them.

>>128056995
Really? I thought Iceland is kinda comfy and moderately conservative

>>128052304
kek

>>128051450
/Thread

> its terrible that we lead the world in so many bad social issues. Violence against children, obesity, drug abuse, alcoholism, suicide, sexual attacks, poverty.
Bullshit
> no its true, look at all the media reports.
Look at the ones affected. Look at the statistics. All indigenous, all of them brown. Their community, their responsibility, we've given them billions. Nothing more we can do if they're gonna keep fucking themselves over
> but its all of us. All of us. We need to give then more money. Its not their fault!!!! We created this. Its 200 years of oppression and injustice. REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!???!??

>>128051276
lazy, mediocre, alcoholic, superstitious, corrupt and violent. but hey! we have funny costumes! and dances! our culture is so rich!

Sub-developed football fanatics with a shitty job and children, whose unique source of information is a 5 minutes peak at the worst TV news channel.

>>128051276
>It's been more than 200 years since independence and we're still a shithole! REEEE
>Sells his vote for soup and 50 dollars

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>>128054362
this hurts. our #1 export is degeneracy and virtue signaling

>>128051276
you first, anon.

>>128059883
Delet this right now.

>>128051276
>Obsessed with Facebook
>Obsessed with shitty American comedy like Friends and Big Bang Theory
>Most are Bernie Sanders Liberals, but hate the current socialist government because they like to appear rebellious and shit.
>Very uncomfortable around drugs but will happily drink their liver away with shitty flavored spirits.
>Hates Trump and mindlessly shares Bullshit Facebook videos about him, even though his presidency literally doesn't affect them in any way.
>Some poor normiefags will actually name their kids really corny american names like Jefferson and fantasize about being 'murican, while not knowing a word of english.
>Really annoying accent.
>Very hot bitches, but incredibly normiefied and superficial.

Couple sentences?
You're like a little baby.
Watch this.

>snapchat.

>"we are best and strongest most bestest country ever" - generic american
>personal space is very important
>everyone is a millionaire in temporary debt
>we see ourselves as the center-point of the world, both economically and politically
>I mean, we sort of are. Sort of.
>Canada is just another state to us, essentially.
>Mexico is like the last piece of bread, everyone touches it but never wants to absorb it.

>>128059883
>>128061346
>Talk about this issue publicly
>Get killed by Uribe/Santos' hitmen

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>Borderline retarded
>Smashes class A's every weekend, wonders why they are constantly ill/feeling shite
>Muh white privilege
>Islam is not the enemy it's peaceful really
>Football is the height of culture

That might be a conflagration of two groups of people within our country, either way we need glassing

>>128051276
>Still think that they are cool because they smoke
>Talk about football all the time
>When is not football, they discuss movies and other shitty TV show, and criticise them if their opinion fucking matters
>In the moments of silence they are looking at the "girl of the moment" in instagram

the list goes on...

>>128059935
America is a first world country and is pretty much considered here as a symbol of success so flips trying to mirror you isn't that unexpected. Monkey see, monkey do.

But as you said, it's the degeneracy part of your American "culture" that flip normies try to imitate, such as your bimbo speak, whore clothing and sjw bullshit.

It's our constant need to be noticed and praised by "big brother America" and that lingering, deep-rooted feeling of inferiority that is to blame. Little brown Americans, heh.

>>128051276
Endless blind consumerism of cheese burgers and such.

Not my bloody problem.