HAPPENING PHILIPPINES SHOOTOUT

ALLAH AKBAR

GOD IS GREAT

DEUS É GRANDE

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>>128016192
>mfw I'm goimg to the Philippines soon
I'm gonna be ok. R-right guys?

>>128016192
>terrorists attack in some 3rd world shithole
> happening

Pick one

It's Muslims, right?

Just checking for coincidences.

can't cia the duterte

>>128016818
The perpetrator's motives remain unclear at this time.

>>128016192
let's see how based duterte really is

>>128016649
They might taking you as hostage, but at least you can proof that islam is not a religion of peace.

>>128016649
You'll be fine M8 cheers and have fun! :)

>>128016192
https://twitter.com/Conflictszone/status/870337601110249472

>CIA sends Blackwater to shoot up Phillipines during ramalamadingdon
>ISIS tags along with their common ally
wew'd

>>128017210
https://twitter.com/TEN_GOP/status/870342589156917248

>>128017340
so it's legit?

Thrilla in Manilla 2.0

>>128017527
I do believe so.

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>>128017090
>Terrorist asks if I have any last words? >PRAISE KEK! /pol/ was right!
>Terrorists confused.
>I autistically screech before pic related.

>>128017140
T-thanks

>>128017922
bbc is reporting it too, possible mayor happening
http://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-40123389

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>>128016649
Better pretend to be a roo. Do as the roos do.
>Blend nigga

>>128016818
It has been confirmed that they were troubled young men who just so happen to be muslim and like to suck each other off before doing shit like this

>>128018314
to their religion is (((PURE COINCIDENCE)))?

>week prior to Ramadan

Jihad Report
May 20, 2017 -
May 26, 2017
Attacks 53
Killed 359
Injured 485
Suicide Blasts 11
Countries 15

So Duerte is hated by (((them))) and (((they))) use ISIS to overthrow governments that they don't like.

So, you think this might be 'encouraged' by them?

>>128016649
I wonder what for?

http://www.abc.net.au/news/2016-12-13/a-year-on-hope-for-the-children-of-the-philippines-sex-trade/8115320

>>128018737
Going to a cousin's graduation from medicine, another cousin's wedding and my grandmother's birthday.

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I'm getting closer, Dahnald.

Closer to uncovering the secrets of true conservatism. My forays into the frigid plains of Antarctica, the searing deserts of the Sahara, and the unforgiving battlefields of Afghanistan have all led me here, Dahnald.

I'm in the Philippines, and I plan to locate the fabled Manilagates.

It's no easy task, Dahnald. It's only the third day of my trek in this wet wilderness, and I was attacked by tribal spearmen and shamans seeking to part me of my souligate. I was thankfully able to hold them off.

I've become a hardened warrior over my journeys, Dahnald. Armed with the bare necessities, I managed to adopt the tribe's method of camouflage by smearing swamp paste all over myself. Not to mention my history as the Zodiac Killer. Now, as I await my prey in the depths of the lush undergrowth, like Predator, the last thing they will see is the blur of my Forbidden Technique.

For now, I trudge on. I'll let you know what I find, Dahnald.

>>128020523
Nice

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>>128020523

I'm always happy to see this meme resurface.

>>128016687

To be fair it's pretty popular among Westerners unlike other SE Asia countries

>>128016192
MOSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSAD

>>128016649
I thought your country took your passports so you can't go to the Phillipines anymore?

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>>128016649
Sure you are you cunt. As long there are no radical Emus around.

>>128020523
I hope you find your skelegates, so you can claim your throne of Swiz cheese.

>>128016192
Deus to the vult mofo!!!

DONT FUCKING COME HERE

NOBODY SHOULD EVEN BOTHER EVEN BEFORE ANY SHOOTINGS HAPPENED

THIS PLACE IS ALREADY AS BAD AS IT WAS

>>128016818
Last I've read, Philippine military is fighting an isis insurgency in one of it's cities. May very well be.

>>128028331
how much for sticking it in your rectum?

>>128016649
Just don't go to the south part of the country. An ISIS insurgency is in full effect down there.

>>128028331
I wish you was in there, you selfhating cunt

>>128028697
nothing anyone, especially you could ever afford

>>128029075
please, i'm deus vult as fuck and for the country. I don't know where you picked any selfhate up in my statement, it's just the truth :^) dead men can't fight

>>128030980
You said that place is as bad as it was. Did you mean Newport City?

Sorry if I missunderstood