Brit/pol/: WTF i love Jews now Edition

first for upsetting leftists AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN

>>127998941
Fuck off you retarded nonce

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>>127998988

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>>127998634
>>127998634
>>127998634

OF COURSE a JEW gets a perfect photo-op of them being "nice".
Fuck Jews to HELL

>this necklace

>>127999050
dumb frogposter

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Did a new prediction map. Lib Dems are slightly too high and Labour too low but with the exception of Wales and London it's based on old regional polls. Lib Dems likely to do much better in terms of seats than expected, they're really racking up votes in some areas the expense of others and getting hyper-concentrated, Tory slip also favours them.

>>127999027
>namefag
Please kill yourself.

>>127998634
This post will present a huge amount of evidence to prove that Jews are working towards eradicating the white race, which is white genocide, via mass immigration and race mixing dysgenics:

http://muslimghettos.blogspot.com/2014/12/white-genocide-jewish-plot.html?m=1

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BEWARE:CORBYN SHILLS LURK HERE

>>127998988
Fake and Gay

Brexit will crash and burn

Michael Gove is coming to a nearby village to give a political lecture on David Lloyd George later this month. I'll probably end up going.

Should I try and ask him any questions if I get the opportunity?

W I L L Y
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Start buying guns.

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>>127999080
Jew.

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Unlock the potential of black people

as an american, I cant wait to vote for the briddish labor pardy. we must stop the briddish exit

>>127999252
She's such a racist fat cunt

Does Peter have any audio book readings?

/brit/pol is becoming uncomfy
are swarmfront and momentum raiding us at the same time and chimping out at eachother

>>127999286
You mean you left America to come here!?

>>127999087

No UUP? Sad about Based Tom Elliott losing Fermanagh and South Tyrone. Indifferent to Danny Kinahan.

>>127999121
Off yourself.

Lads is anyone else unironically /loony/?
I'm thinking of maybe running in the next election in my area.

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DAWSON

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>>127998941

Eat shit, rapist.

>>127999358
Rage against God but dunno if any others.

>>127999331
>racist
Black people cant be racist anon, racism = prejudice + power.

Is it proper QT tonight or the May and Corbynshow?

>>127999444
Wut is wrong with rape?

>>127999087


Way too pessimistic for the tories and way too positive for labour

Give tories +42 seats and labour -35 and lib dems + 5


dont even know if the maths adds up but make this the result somehow. also screenshot this

>£586 to renew insurance for my Honda jazz

End me

>>127998634
IT'S AFRAID

>>127999331
>Racist
why are you using kike buzzwords?

>>127999563
@mods

>>127999527
Honda jizz

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>>127998988
this explains a lot
>>127999114
Schulz was and is a failure. Visit him in prison soon.

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>>127999499

Wtf, I live rape now.

>>127999582
>impying buzzword isnt the ultimate buzzword

>>127999502

Lib Dems will have ≤10 MPs m80

>>127999582
Kike who?

Guys I just ate 2 full packs of Jaffa Cakes. How do I stop being such a fat cunt?

Post corbyn unlock tweet

>>127999685
By not eating Jaffa cakes

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>>127999669
You are a little baby

>>127999685

Smoking depresses appetite

>>127999117
bump

>>127999685
Go to the camp! Work makes you free.

>>127999360
Fuck off C I V I C cunt

>may interacting with normies

this is some uncomfortable viewing

>>127999778
I already smoke 20 a day though. Maybe I should increase it to 40

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Fuck, apparently Amber Rudd's dad died on Monday. Good on her for doing the debate I guess.

>>127999636
Britain was founded on the vikings raping people, we owe everything to rape just like we do to immigration!

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>>127999826

>>127999761
>giving him an answer he won't like

>>127999685
eat more

>tfw Corbynites actually think they have a chance in hell

The tears will be sweet on Thursday lads

>>127999527
RIP your disposable income. That's just motoring for you.

Fuck muslims!

>>127999117
Ask him why he back stabbed Boris in the back

>>127999685
Lad you shouldn't be eating any sweet stuff on Thursday. Save yourself for your Tunnock's Teacakes and lukewarm Blue Nun tonight.

>>127999905
>Corbyn rules out coalition
>ITS A COALITION OF CHAOS

corbyn gona do this shit BOYSSSSSSSS lets get it on

>>127999117

Ask him what happened to his "Christian values underpin Western Civilisation" argument when he was savaging Tim Farron for thinking homosex was sinful.

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>>127999494
That's tomorrow, pic related is tonight. Tim Farron is getting interviewed by Andrew Neil at 7pm though.

>>127999685
You are almost certainly just eating out of habit. Just think, "Am I actually eating this because it particularly feel great, or just because it's something to do?".

Guys I need reassurance that Labour will lose on Thursday

I am really fucking worried

Why is it 42-39

>>127999973
Holy shit, a decent panel

>>127999822
im a EthnoNat
it's just obvious that most of the IDs on here are obvious newfags either from leftypol or stormfront who came here today and there not even discussing anything but instead chimping out over britpol

>>128000017

It's not it's 45 34 at worst

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Control of your borders will be in safe hands lads

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>>127999685
Stop eating Jaffa Cakes

>>127999973
>Double D
>Suvanne Evans
sweet

>>128000070
What if it's a hung parliament? We'll be fucked in brexit negotiations

>>128000017
Because YouGov.

The same YouGov that had Ed Milliband leading at this point in 2015.

>>127999973
>Davis and Clegg on the same panel
I know of Suzzanne Evans and her views, but what are the others like? I might give this one a watch if the banter is real.

>>127999973
>based double d and big suzanne
YES!!!!

>irrelevent nick and sweaty angus
NO!!!

>barry gardiner
fuck off lad. you basically live at the bbc

>>128000055
suppose it actual matters somewhat for a change

>>128000000

>>127999973
Its another everyone gangs up on David Davis episode

>>127999838

Nope.
Despite all the raping, Brits are still Brits.

>>127998634
well poisoners stepping up their game

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>>127998634
Stop freely posting on the internet.

>>128000017
Corbyn will lose and get below 200 seats

>>128000017
Worst case scenario the conservatives still have a majority. Avoid Twitter and Facebook completely, they'll only sow doubt in your mind.

>>128000128

If a party gets 40% + it can't be a hung parliament, Tories would need to be in the low 30s.

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>>128000073
>Thornberry as defence
>Abott as home secretary
>McDonnal as chancellor

Jesus fudge.

Corbyn may be alright at times but his cabinet is dreadful

there essentially wouldn't be a government if he won

>>127999973
Is anyone else kind of attracted to David Davis

His personality turns me on

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>>128000217

>>127999909
I even got 7 year ncb

>>128000073
>refugees welcome here
>she's in Calais
>in a refugee camp

WEW
E
W

baffles me when people on 4chan want conserva-cucks to win considering their plans for the fucking internet amongst many other diabolical policies.

>>128000142
Here's an example of Barry Gardiner from a few days ago
https://twitter.com/daily_politics/status/869517888478093313/video/1

>>127999527
Aren't they supposed to be the very cheapest cars to insure?

>>128000142
Angus Robertson is basically a fat, male Nicola Sturgeon. SNP politicians are largely interchangeable (except Tasmina because I'd quite like to fuck her).

I like non-white women. They're exotic and myterious.

white british chavs disgust me

>>128000331
And still she and her party are the only ones worth electing.

No wonder everyone I know is emigrating to Australia.

>>128000475
1pbtid

>>128000386
You have no conservatives anyway, labourshill >>127998988

>>128000112
I'd like to see Suzanne Evans' Double Ds if you catch my drift ;^)))

>>128000431
Well not the cheapest but I've been a good boy got 7 year ncb and still getting raped by insurance companies

>>128000327
isn't that the guy from the Kinks?

>>127999973
>David Davies

based

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>>128000482
I hope you speak Chinese.

>>128000448
Yea and in yesterday's debate his upper lip was literally dripping with sweat/bacon grease (not sure which one).

He is also fairly aggressive and doesn't fear shouting down other panellists with buzz-words and SNP propaganda.

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The absolute state

>>128000475
the only good looking non whites are spic women

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>that new Panelbase poll

It's happening, isn't it? And when Corbyn arrives in power, he will allow votes for dumb 16 year olds, meaning he will create a 100 year Labour reich.

>>128000425
I don't know if I can stomach a full 30 minutes of his voice.

>>128000512
>5 posts

get a job

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>>128000475

>>128000633
hwhen
hwhite
hwhich
hwho

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>>128000651
>5 posts is alot

>>128000539
also baffles me how you think everyone who's against conserva-cucks is a labour shill.

foh like i came from fucking reddit

>>128000589
It's DAVIS, not DAVIES. This is actually sort of important because there is another current Tory MP called David Davies in Wales somewhere.

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>>127998634

Conservatives should just come out and tie Corbyn and Abbot's adoration for Venezuela with the shit-hole that it is. Just tell the public that Venezuela is what we would become, complete with third world migration on top.

>>128000701
>a lot is one word

>>128000629
Link?

>>128000706

You have to go back.

>>127999444
Dubble trips nice

>>128000737
no no no, simply saying May is stronk and stable and then say coalition of choas numerous times, it worked in 2010 and 2015 so it should work again.

>>127999685
by eating 1 pack.

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>women aren't fu-

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Would reequipping police with sabers solve the Muslim problem?

>>128000771
Adverb
Alternative spelling of a lot

>>128000780
https://twitter.com/britainelects/status/870270491952640000

Shows Tories still 8 points ahead, but with a big surge against them.

>>128000865
fucked in the head?

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>>127999972
Yes, definitely ask him this.

>>128000629

Nothing we can do. They've captured the institutions - media, universities, teacher training colleges, NHS, Police and even the armed forces are now all Common Purpose Marxist indoctrination centres.

We got outflanked by concentrating on electoral strategy while the Left launched a culture blitzkrieg on all fronts.

>>127999685
Are they biscuits or are they cakes though, I think that's real issue here.

>>128000737
Would likely backfire.

Lads how much power does Her Majesty actually have at her disposal? As our head of state could she take some form of executive action e.g. law-making? Or is our monarchy completely ceremonial?

>Rabbi sells tea to police at the cordon

>>128000587
they have the same name yes.

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>>128000866
Nah

>>128000819
go back to wherever the fuck it is you came from
when i first came on /b/ it was a paradise of actually funny racist jokes and raids on people who were cunts like westboro

now its just full of right-wing neckbeards and trump fans who seemingly dont leave the fuckin house unless it involves finding a flag. wtf happened to this place

>may tries to copy the 'take back control' stuff from vote leave with 'strong and stable'
>blow a 20 point lead and guaranteed landslide

The Tories will boot her out at the first opportunity they get, probably shortly after Brexit is done.

>>128000946
Clearly cakes.
Biscuit fags can off themselves.

>>128000881
You can have "a lot" which is two words with 1 L, or "allot" which is one word with 2 Ls. You can't compromise you thick cunt.

>>128001027
>/pol/ is /b/

>>128000897
Only due to recent events. It'll go down nearer election time. Also we don't know who was polled.

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>>128000437

>>128000941
It's nothing to do with the fact that huge busget cuts piss people off? I swear, /pol/ has become infested with conservacucks AND Labour shills, neither of whom use their fucking brain.

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>>128001030
>implying she'll last until then
she'll get booted out by the remainer MPs to cause chaos with Brexit

brexit is fucked up,

country gets fucked up

new nazi party

>>128000946
Biscuits go soft when stale.
Cakes go hard when stale.
Jaffa Cakes go hard.
Jaffa Cakes are therefore cakes.

People who say they are biscuits clearly must thing rice and cereal are fucking liquids because you can pour them.

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>>128000606
Winde/x/

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Why are politics in Britain so retarded

>>128000437
(((couple)))

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>>127999087
>Angus Robertson losing his seat
nice

>>128001202
Was proven in court, too, because chocolate cakes get a tax exemption in importation.

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>>128000999
Thank you, KEK

>>128001115
What recent events have been particularly good for Corbyn? Because I don't seem to remember any. The TV appearances were sketchy, the whole SNP-Labour coalition thing has been hyped up, and he had the massively catastrophic interview the other day. It's not been a pleasant few days for him, yet his numbers are still growing.

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>>127999612

>tfw to intelligent not to rape kuffar girls

>>127999087
Lad labour will get around 190 and the Tories will get around 370..

>>128001211
Why are burgers so retarded?

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How can anyone pass it up

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>>128001211
Why does a 70 year old man with a 47 year old wife blame vaccines for his son's autism.

>>128001345
Most analysts say the opposite as far as his TV performance is concerned and I think the word spread by word of mouth is that corbyn is a genuine person, not a fabricated politician. That is unlikely to swing it hard in his favor, but it does help public perception when contrasted against maybot.

>>127999114
Germany will under Islam Hans...

>>128001345
May has had a fair number of gaffs that caused reactionary surges.

Don't be a lazy faggot. Go out and campaign.

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>>128001211
You

>>128001345
perhaps when he turns up anywhere and thousands of people come to see him, for example when the venue had to be cvhanged to an outside setting to accommodate fans, versus terrorisa mayhem having to take perspective photos to make it look like she hadnt hired 10 people to pretend to like her

>>128001406

This.

Corbyn may score big in Londonistan and the along the M62 caliphate but Labour are being slaughtered in the Midlands and white working class areas

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>>128001506
Because vaccines lead to increasing rates of autism you literal fucking retard

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>>127999087
I thought this election was only 600 seats now, I am confuse.

>>127999331
Would you cum over her fat fucking face? I would personally, just to see my superior Anglo seed dripping off her glasses.

>>128001642
>I thought this election was only 600 seats now, I am confuse.
Those changes were supposed to come into effect in 2018 or 2019 I think

>>128001642
There are 650

>>128001635
Please no retarded people here

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>>128001506
You

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>>128001565
That's quite impressive

>>128001133
That's the problem with the public sector. Overly reliant on handouts from above. Not enough opportunity to make their own money and little incentive to be efficient. Every day inside one of those services is "muh budget cuts muh budget cuts" and all they can do to get more is beg. But god forbid they try and save money by cutting back on useless staff.

>>127999651
lmao no they fucking wont

>>128001616
>communists
>people
Corbyn's fanatics just aren't as likely to have work. That's why you see alot of young people at his rallies

>>128001616
This. It's funny how few people know this.

>>128001313
Yes I believe they baked a big one to prove it.

Bet that was a fun day in court

Lib dems will get six seats if they're lucky

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You won't get her back if you look like this lads. She deserves better.

playing old school runescape lads

>>128001565
wtf is that disgusting shit!

why is a fleshy turd worm growing out of your forehead?

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>>128001635

>>128001345
They made a manifesto that promised everything and the suckers are believing it

Pretty much does its own job

>>128001866
I have a beer belly and I don't even drink alcohol, what do?

>>128001211

lad American political campaigns are a literal circus crossed with pantomime

>>128001874
Oldschool runescape is the worst game ever. You should play Classic or the newest version

>>128000159
suzzane evans wont

>>128001780
>implying 20k police are useless
>Implying army cuts are good
>implying teachers are useless

Wtf, I love cuts now! Sign me up Goldbach!

>>128001616
But he's campaigning in labour safe seats. He's preaching to the choir.

>>128001952
Sit ups. Try 20 morning and night then up it to 50.

>>128001565

Shit for brains

>>128002025
His Brexit speech today was in a Tory seat with a 7k majority

>>128002047
Don't be an idiot.

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WE ALL KNOW BLOKES LIKE YOU

>>128001267
Is this a real potential happening?

>>128002075
Kek. Instant btfo

>>128002004
Was thinking more along the lines of NHS and public transport

So many pointless people there

>>128001345
He wasn't bad on the debate yesterday, he said he wasn't willing to sacrifice working class jobs for 'muh diversity' through mass immigration, which the SNP started autistically screeching to, I think that was people's main concern with Labour.

>>128001952
stop eating you dumb cunt

>>128002130
Did anyone even call her out on this?

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>>128001866
I have to get her in the first place.
>>128002047
>spot training

>>128001780
My mother is a headteacher who finished the year with an 80k surplus and was told she had to spend it because it had already been allocated, so she spent literally 40k on ipads despite trying to save money all year.

>>128002198

Why bother? PC are irrelevant.

>>128001866
>She deserves better.
She deserves nothing.

>>128002198
http://metro.co.uk/2017/05/31/leanne-wood-accused-of-sexism-over-free-divorce-election-debate-question-6676079/

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>>128002189
But I am skinnyfat, if I stop eating I'll look like an auschwitz survivor.

>>128001996
She probably will a bit, but she'll say sorry afterwards.

>>128002143
Yeah, but that's not what took the brunt of the cuts. So what's your point?

FORIGNERS GET OUT OF BRITPOL REEEEEEEE

Anyone else come to the point where they dont give a fuck anymore and just want to do the best for themselves and win their bets

>>128002275

Paul should've turned around for Keks and said:

>why should the rape victim in the marriage have to pay out anything?

Imagine the howls.

>>128002300
Bulk then cut

>>128002200
Actually doing abdominal work won't make your abs more visible , that's down to body fat.

If you really want to lose weight calorie count and exercise for an hour 3-4 times a week. Combination of cardio and strength training will have best results.

It's not about what you eat, it's how much you eat. When you consume more energy then your body needs it gets stored as fat.

>>127998634
Giving away tea with one hand. Destroying culture with the other hand.

>>127999444
Kek nice

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>>128002377
Yes.

Just finished 'The Strange Death of Europe' and I need a white pill to counteract this black pill. What is there?

>>128002377
I invested in Boohoo

>>128002215
Sums it up.
Add councils to the list of wasters.

Any big organisation who hands out budgets will never be efficient as long as there is that mentality of "we must spend all our budget otherwise it will get cut next year"

>"Oh - you didn't spend all your money? Guess you didn't need it then. Enjoy your budget cut."

>>128002159
Proof please I didn't watch it

>>128002137
That's the reason he was on the "debate" yesterday and is on QT tonight. Could very well happen. His constituency only voted remain 50.1% and voted no by a very sizeable margin.

>>128001952

Stop eating junk food and try and meals from scratch I.e nothing processed out of a packet/ready meals etc. Up your water intake and get off the chan for an hour a day and do something physical that raises your heart rate. No fapping

>>128002546
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/uk-politics-40111799/where-do-parties-stand-on-immigration

might start abusing the welfare system for the bantz for corbs wins

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slightly tempted lads

>>128002476
I know, that's why I said >spot training.

>>128002617
Me too. Get mentally ill. Get s council house.

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>live in shared house

>just heard the sound of a didgereedon't, someone must have bought one

For fucks sake. Only an abo could invent an instrument that plays only one note.

>>128002624

>splits the leftist vote 3 ways

What a great idea.

>>128002086
>>128002200
This isnt /fit/ if you have a skinnyfat pot belly then you owe it to yourself to do something lads it's pathetic

>>128002624
>lying isn't a thing

>>128002503
Ecstasy

>>128002624
>Splitting up the left wing vote


Smart.

>>128002626
Well if you know why you sitting on here talking to us? Fatty.

>>128002617
How you going to go about that? Sign up for disability on account of your autism?

>>128002549
It's been SNP for longer than the 2015 intake seats though. I would have thought they would be more tribal SNP

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I wish 7pm would get here already. Looking forward to this

>>128001994
i hope youre not being serious

YUCK!

Old school is the version i played as a kid (except without the shitty grand exchange)

>>128002503
Cocaine and whores

>>128002794
This is going to be hilarious

>>128002708
Because I'm not the one who said he had a pot belly you silly cunt.
>>128002685
Yeah, and sit-ups isn't a good suggestion for that guy.

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>>128002130

Listen, listen

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>>128001875
Its a horn, it heralds back to the time when we were all unicorns. Can't we just shake hands and put both wars (that you lost) behind us now?

>>128002717
faggots like you seem to be able to abuse it. Face it the commie cunt would let anyone on there

>>128002624
Best case scenario, she lies, worse case scenario, she gives you gonorrhea.

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Remember to watch Farron tonight.

>>128002808
I played runescape Classic as a kid then stopped playing when oldschool was the main game. Started playing again last year though and got an almost maxed ironman

>>128002877
Who?

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>>128002794
>T E T C H Y Neil and /comfy/ Neil on the same day
Based.

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>posting in the eternal arsenal general on /spee/ and it suddenly hit me I was probably having conversations with niggers and pakis
Not that I support arsenal lads

>>128002075
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-39927866
He is campaigning in lab safe seats and tory safe seats.
"The simplest answer is that Mr Corbyn's team simply think the polls are wrong. They think the Tory seats he's going to are going to go red - and the Tories are wasting their time fighting in seats that will stay with Labour."

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Only just noticed this. The absolute MADMAN

>>128001635
>>>/pol/ptg

Voting English Democrats lads.

>>128003007
You're looking at a 2 week old article. Things have changed since then

>>128002965
team generals are cancer anyway desu

>>128002765
Maybe, they seem to be putting quite some effort to retain it though.

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>>128002856
>he think we won the war

Topkek

>>128002794

>I wish 7pm would get here already

Americanism

>>128002867
herpes would be worse tbqh

Gonorrhea can be cured.

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But Angus & Barry are the non-entities.

>>128003032
WOW FUCKIN SUPER BASED MAGA MADMAN WHAT'S HE GONNA DO NEXT FELLOW 'PEDES????!!!!

>>128002877
>>128002794
Hoping Farron calls Neil a degenerate faggot and Neil snaps back that he's an illiterate nonce

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>>128002965
Chesea fan?

>>128003178
>barry gardiner
>thrashing anyone

lmao

>>128003178
>still pretending the SNP are on "your side"

>>128003187
Fuck off you faggot it's funny

>>127999087
Looks like UKIP are wasting votes

>>127999906
The tears will be sweater from May fags who think someone who let in hundreds of thousands of immigrants as home secretary, will actually clamp down on immigration.

Even sweater will be the tears from people realising the Tories will still change nothing, even after another four years and Labour will be in more permanent power when more immigrants come over, leading to more Labour voters and that the Tories have completely alienated these people and the working class.

Look how the Tories have fucked up this campaign. In another four years, you'll have hundreds of thousands of youth who will be eligible to vote and will vote Labour alongside increased immigrants who will vote Labour.

Tories had a chance to gain more support but instead continue to announce unpopular policies. Further more, everyone with education of the facts know Theresa May won't fix the economy or immigration so even Tory supporters will be disappointed when they see none of the reasons they voted have been achieved.

>>128003032

Trump is abit of a gobshite 2bh

>>128003304
AHAHAHAHA YES IT'S FUCKING HILARIOUS THE ABSOLUTE MAD BASED AS FUCK BASTARD, WHERE ARE MY SIDES?!!?!?!

>>128003178
David "brexit at any costs" Davis & Suzanne "Nationalist + Socialist" Evans, could be good.

>>128003095
What has changed since then? His campaigning strategy is exactly the same.

>>128003370
The state of the planet

>>127999685
Just work out a lot and you can keep eating them

>>128003339
>The tears will be sweater
>sweater

I instantly knew this was a labour shill before I continued reading, only to be proven right

>>128003396
>tories being fiscally responsible as usual
Is this supposed to be criticism?

>>128003396
A tired meme we will see for years to come with the same exact 'jokes' in them, only the names changed.

>>128003488

The absolute state of it lad

>>128003455
Umm a 20 point difference in the polls has changed, so whatever his strategy, it's working

>>128003396
Is this meant to be pro corbyn? If so it's not. Wasteful Corbyn throwing money away while Mummy may is fiscally responsible. (Plus Whippy is shite)

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>>128003524
It's a play on the Bernie or Hillary meme.

>>128003524
if you genuinely despair over a quid you should probably vote labour

>>128003396
I think this might be the absolute worst meme I've ever seen, it's not even good on a meta-ironic or ironic or "bad on purpose" level, this is just fucking atrocious and I hope whoever made this is run over by a car

>>128003396
>labour throwing money away when there's perfectly good ice cream in the freezer

Not a good endorsement of them 2bh

>>127998988

Well, he's right. What are you waiting /pol/? Ready to get on the Corbyn train?

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>>128002624
Just added her, apparently you need to send her a snapchat of your ballot paper.

Do I do it lads?

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>>128003396
>Cool corbyn memes

Fucking hell, isn't that profile pic straight up pulled from brit/pol/ as well?

>>128000017
Question is why do you want Tories to win when immigration tripled under them and they plan to censor and regulate the internet?

You realise they're lying to you right and May isn't the UK'S Trump?

The tears will be delicious if she wins and in two years time, people like you realise nothing is changing with increased tax and immigrants still coming over.

>>128003605
kys

>>128003653

/s

>>128003032
>ywn have the power the create a meme by uttering a single word
Why even live?

Can anyone convince me that this should go to May on the grounds of character? To me, Corbyn's always come across as the sort of bloke I'd want to go to the pub with and May comes across as a smug, rich cunt.

Any cure, lads?

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>>128003128
I'm Jewish. I think you'll find we did win both wars. Why are tripfags so unimportant? Do you have the 2017 globalisation map handy?

>>128003653
I'm already on it

>>128000073

a useless sad-sack with Lego hair

>>128002317
Point is public sector a shit

no incentives to be efficient

>>128003655
>get ballot paper
>send her snapchat of it with an x in the labour box
>ask people at the polling station for a new one because you messed yours up
>hand over old one
>now vote for whoever you want

Job done.

>>128003630
>if you disagree with labour, you should vote labour
The state of momentum shills

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>>127998634
>http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-birmingham-40108558
>Dr. Mastectomy
I've told people for years, about this dentist I went to as a teenager, I magically had a bunch of cavities that needed filling. Never had a tooth ache, brushed often. I don't trust doctors that get paid by piece work. On the other hand, a friend of mine had a lump on her clavicle, I told her it was cancer, doctor said it was a swollen lymph node. She went back when it got bigger, and it was cancer. A fair amount of these doctors are idiots. Always get multiple opinions, never trust them, half the time they're wrong, or motivated by greed.

>>128003730
Where did this "corbyn is a nice guy" meme come from, he just spouts platitudes and is obviously a bit thick

May's no better but come on man

>>128003730
Corbyn would be a bore in the pub and probably ask you to keep the noise down and stop using such rude language

Also this a shit reason to base being a PM on

>>128003873
It's probably not worth it anyway lad.
You have to travel to her for it and she's up North.
It'd literally be cheaper for me to just get an escort down here.

>>128003953
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>>128003953
>>128003953

>>128003730
>Vegan beer

>>128002137
it actually is yeah

>>128003587
Tories are reliably polling mid-40 percent. Corbyn's only recuperated his losses, which has happened by campaigning in lab safe seats. He isn't going to do better than last time because he isn't swinging any voters to the labour party from the conservatives. He is only getting to this place in the polls by eating the support of the smaller parties. The strategy still hasn't changed because there is no chance they will win.

>>128003810
The same can be said about a monopolised private sector, like the railways for example, a mixed system gives the best of both imo