Brit/pol/: Emergency Bailey Edition

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>mummy mummy sweet like honey
>mummy mummy give me cummy

>this Corbyn sweat

He doesn't usually get like this.

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First for Nigel

>>127993333
She looks like a pig, snorts like one too.

>>127993333

>this abuse of quads

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I'm voting for JC

Mr worldwide

Chris brown

Free gibs

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BEWARE:CORBYN SHILLS LURK HERE

>far right terrorism

Getting quite tired of this meme.

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FOR THE LOVE OF GOD SOMEONE BE STRAIT WITH ME WILL LABOUR WIN?

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>British Housing

>>127993377
Send this to the Jewish Chronicle for maximum lelziness.

Corbyn just called himself black and gay.

>>127993249
>it's another wanking

Biggest waste in the entire history of porn

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>britain will be a communist country in a week

>>127993460
Some of us are just anti-Tory because their manifesto is fucking garbage and May is a weak leader who wont deliver on the brexit we want.

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I have a bad feeling about the election, lads.

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>>127992214
>shy greens

You need to be capable of shame first

>>127993377
Is this actually real? Is there a link to it? I can't be arsed searching myself.

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>>127993488
Back to the GULAG boy

>>127993490
Yeah I'm sure there are no terrace houses in Ireland. Are you just proxy fagging?

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>>127993490
>Irish Housing

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>TFW if corbyn wins I win £500

>TFE if corbyn wins money will be abolished

i fucked up lads

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>>127993517

>>127993333
the digits lads :0

>>127993485
No. They just won't lose as badly as they first thought they would, which they're counting as a win.

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>>127993490
Irish housing

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Reminder that a vote for JC equals:

Free freddos for everybody courtesy of the banks

Nobody has to work, just collect government gibs

Diane Abbott to ensure maximum cultural enrichment of white neighbourhoods

Free gender studies degrees for all courtesy of the rich

More community support officers to make sure health and safety is correctly obeyed in public areas

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Not gonna lie, former Corbyn voter here. This is fucking hilarious watching Corbyn crash and burn. But in all seriousness we can't let this guy unlock the Black, Asian and Ethnic Minority people.

>Emily Thornberry is half cut again

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>>127993377
Fuck off you LARPer.

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>Emily Thornberry and Barry Gardiner will be negotiating brexit in 2 weeks time

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>>127993777
Digits confirm

voting corbyn cuz im £5000 in debt and you cunts should have to pay for it as im a citizen

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>>127993490
>Irish housing

>>127993730
>round doors
Enjoy your broken ankles.

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>>127993814
reminder JC is the natsoc option

see (>>127993377)

>>127993377
Kek it's the "leftists accidently redpill themselves" episode.

keen to see what thornberry'd look like if she dropped a few stone

i miss ed lads

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>>127993888
>>127993777

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>>127993490
>he doesn't list in a comfy council terraced house

>>127993249
has anybody here ever done gardening?
got a job and dont know what ill be doing.

>>127993948
Gastric band, courtesy of MUH NHS

>>127993814
The madman has already unlocked Diane Abbott. He needs to be stopped.

Any one here hyped for Tekken 7 tonight?

Emily Thornberry looks fucking hungover again. I'm 99% sure she's a total wino.

>>127993613
No, it's just banter

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>>127993777
>>127993888

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>>127993994
You'll be tending to a garden, keeping it nice. Improving it.

How do you not know what a fucking gardener does.

>>127993971

I miss Dave 2bh

>>127993948
Like a slightly smaller bag of shit

>*ask tough question of Corbyn*
>BOOOOOOOOOOOO
>*Jezza and the team have to quiet down the rabble and explain to them that it's important for the press to be allowed to ask questions*

>>127993993
if your house if newer than edwardian its shit desu

>>127993994
>has anybody here ever done gardening?
Yeah but it depends what your client wants done. Landscaping or just weeding/turf laying/surfacing/decking/fixtures/lighting/shed assembly whatever.

Pruning bushes, cutting grass and all that.

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>>127993659
>>127993730
>>127993921
BRITISH
HOUSING!

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>>127994093

>>127994159
HAM FACE

>>127993994
Pushing wheelbarrows full of earth. Perpetually.

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>>127993939
How many hijabs does she own lads?

>>127994149
Can't wait to see the meltdown of these children

>>127994149
>it's a stupid question
>everyone laughs and claps
>doesn't explain why it's stupid

Epic

>>127993994
How did you get the job if you don't know what you'll be doing?

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>>127994169
IRISH
HOUSING!

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>>127994169
Pretty comfy with nice neighbours
>irish arses

>>127994196
Pretty sure she just repurposes tablecloths for those occasions like everyone else.

>>127994169
Do they even have houses in Ireland? I thought you all lived in bogs

>no deals

He just said no deals is bad

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fuck it, i believe

>>127994169
Comfy.

>>127994304
And people wonder why I have yellow fever

>>127990426
Has anyone got the "chicken tendies" is secret code for putin shills tweet

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>>127994169
Fuck off

>*le condescending face*

Damn Emily makes me want to vote Labour.

>>127994354
I will get a tattoo of corbyn dabbing he wins

>>127994354
Yeah, and I believe that you just lost twenty squids.

>>127994437
"le English flag tweet face

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Before You Vote go to:
>https://www.theyworkforyou.com

If they are Friends of Israel and have had a free holiday there, they cannot be trusted. Find out if they have actually done anything useful too. Find out what they actually did to represent you in Parliament.

In Stoke the Brexit vote was 58.8 % and yet (((Ruth Smee))) Labour MP voted Bremain. She is currently up for re-election.

>>127994304
Second from right minus 20lbs is the only one I'd want around on a regular basis. They're all still better than any asians or africans.

>>127993249
>>127990917
HIS NAME WAS SETH RICH

SHAREBLUE WANTS YOU TO SLEEP

THROUGH EMERALD EYES I SEE 1776

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>tfwnabb

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>>127994169
Ahem

Thornberry is like a fucking child. Does this behaviour actually appeal to people?

If Labour win will it really be as bad as I think it will be? What's the most likely scenario?

>>127994637
Might be fun. More entertaining than another 5 years of boredom

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>>127993249
>mfw Labour gets eternally BTFO

Look at him sweating. Heknlws he's close. He knows the means of production are ready to be seized.

>>127994310
>Says Spain
I went to Palmanova a few years ago and all they had were hotels. Do Spanish people just live in hotels?

>>127994416

>the United Kingdom

>>127994622
It's just what happens when you're in a North London Metropolitan liberal bubble. When they have to expose themselves to the common clay outside the M25 they get very emotional on the verge of tears because their opponents have an entirely different worldview

>That thorneberry damien green interview ambush yesterday

Brutal.

>>127994591
You truly are cancer upon this earth we all have the misfortune of sharing

>>127994637
we'll still have a functioning NHS in 5 years

>>127994637
>What's the most likely scenario?

They fuck up brexit, massively increase immigration and cripple the next generations with insurmountable debt.

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>>127994721

>>127994637
Nucs get disarmed, military funding gets cut, foreign aid increase, brexit negotiations go horrible - corbyn will most likely mess them up pureposely to shill for a second referendum, bring in people who want free stuff, tell them to vote remain and win the second referendum, UKIP vanishes and this country becomes third world and our economy crashes.

But, atleast cute little foxes wont die, mummy can't watch our history and the NHS is just alittle bit better than it currently is

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>>127994354
Where did you get 16/1 from?

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If you haven't Corbyninked you're not worth shit. CORBYNINK Yourself Today.

>>127994746
reinstate clause 4 naow

>>127994591
Nice fake news.

>>127993249

reminder in Corbyn's reich trannys will be gassed

>>127994864
And what will it be running off to treat the millions of new """Britons""", good intentions?

>every child can play an instrument in school

We already have this. We give out triangles, recorders and tambourines.

>Dreadlocks
>White woman
Please die.

>dreadlocks

Isn't this cultural appropriation?

What's Mouldilocks doing in the UK?

Culturally appropriating bigot

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>Faisal getting B L O C K E D

>>127994093
>>127994093
Me 2, I belived that he and his cabinet would be capable to manage the country after brexit, may not so much, she is also slowly ruining the image and reputation of the con party under Dave.

>>127994637
Google "Venezuela news"

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>TV Licence man outside again

>>127994909
That back can only belong to a spotty millennial. Minging.

>>127994871

oy vey muh debt. Every country in the world already has massive debt who gives a shit. What will the central banks do- invade? With what army?

I have a sneeky feeling that these polls are trying to get as many lazy conservative voters to the booth as possible.

I dont think its as close as 3% even though it should be a labour landslide at this point if the media coverage was unbiased and the PLP weren't so desperate to back stab JC.

Halo 3, nearly 10 years old

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>>127994898
>But, at least cute little foxes wont die
They will if they come on My Land.

>>127995033
Any equipment he brings out are props and do absolutely nothing

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>>127994585
>implying any labour voters will use common sense instead of voting for more gibs

>>127995033
God, you fuckers have such crushed civil liberties. Can't even buy a TV without a government bureaucrat breathing down your necks

>>127995135
Grow up, kid

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JUST

>>127995155
Kek :^)

>>127995192
Wow lol

>>127995186
You just give a fake address. Not bought a new TV in like 5 years though so maybe it's changed since then

>>127995156
They're coyetes

>>127994908
Paddypower, that chart must just be for Labour government, not majority.

>>127995156
>foxes are so cute!

Fuckers clearly haven't lived rurally. They're a pest

>>127995194
its over for him

>>127995102
Unofficial migrant armies.

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>>127995053
This.

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>>127995186
>Has to result to using coat hangers to deal with unwanted Catholic spawn

>>127995108
Cons always turn out

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>Thorneberry to negotiate with EU

>>127995194
Healthy young Conservative goes to shops, gets pumped with massive shot of skimmed milk, doesn't feel good and changes - LEFTISM. Many such cases!

>>127995194

Typical Lib Dem. So irrelevant all he can do is follow current trends and hope for the best.

>>127994154
victorian 2 up 2 downs might look nice but they are shit and tiny

>>127995285
>that chart must just be for Labour government, not majority.
It's for most seats. Weird that the odds are so different

>>127995135
>tfw still playing bunjee games all this time later

>>127995194
>>127995292

He'll banter his way out of that no problem

>>127995194
>mummyposter before it was cool

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>>127994595

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Gibbs me control of those borders white boii!!!!!!

>>127995194

He grew up in Preston (shithole) and in the debate kept saying how "harf my m8s parents wer outta work"

What a liar.

>>127995328
Stop it. Behave. That's simply wrong on so many levels.

>>127995308

well that's already happened

what are you lot actually watching

>>127995430
He wasn't lying

He just neglected to mention that the half he's referring to where the mothers

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Reminder that if you hate Tories to check whether it makes more sense to vote Labour or vote Lib Dem in your constituency.

In a few (not many but there are some) areas Labour wont stand a chance and your vote will be wasted if you just blindly vote for Jezza.

Remember, the only way for R-Jez to get into number 10 will be with a Lib Dem coalition.

Also, a vote for the Tories is a vote for Israel.

>>127994857
(checks flag)

>>127995508
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oAUAVP9-GYw

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Lads how do you shag without blowing your beans too quick?

Fuck it gets so warm in my flat. Having to fan my balls with an unopened letter

>>127995578
impossible, you're watching too much porn

The conservatives are pathetic. How the fuck did they manage to lose this lead?

>>127995540
you might want to make your reddit posts less obvious

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>>127994591
>>127994595
>>127995560
Shut up! Shut up, you American. You always talk, you Americans, you talk and you talk and say 'Let me tell you something' and 'I just wanna say this.' Well, you're dead now, so shut up.

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>>127995540

A vote for Labour is a vote for muslims, at least Jews aren't bombing us and outbreeding us.

>>127995578
Don't be 15

This doesn't happen to adults.

>>127995719
I've never posted on reddit, I'm not even sure how to, senpai.

>>127995694

They got overconfident, as shown by some of the stuff in the manifesto

Also they keep getting uncharismatic people speak. e.g. May and Rudd

>>127995741
>gib

>>127995750
Don't worry about that, the tories will bring in just as many muslims, they always have done.

>>127993460

The modern Lefty shill is a walking irony.

>>127995578
Solpadeine Max stops you from cumming as easy

>>127995750
dont the hasdic jews like the ones in london pop out children like rabbits

>>127995772
Oh, well I wouldn't know being a 21 year old virgin

Just worried that it'll happen first time

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>>127995003
>Implying the SURGE won't go transatlantic

>>127995508
Yesterday's debate, was already asleep last night because I pulled an all-nighter the previous night.

>>127995851

Yeah because there are plenty of pakis who can come to Britain with a £35K job waiting and even more if they want to bring little abduls with them.

>>127995898
Yeah those ones actually hate Israel and probably wont vote tory.

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>>127993333
You'll get your wish thanks to quads, but you really should be careful what you wish for.

>>127993911

>Votes Corbyn because of £5k debt
Lol enjoy paying that much every year in Garden Tax

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ARE NIGE IS A RUSSIAN SPY

https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2017/jun/01/nigel-farage-is-person-of-interest-in-fbi-investigation-into-trump-and-russia

>>127996046
In the future, please use archive. Thank you.

>https://theguardian com/politics/2017/jun/01/nigel-farage-is-person-of-interest-in-fbi-investigation-into-trump-and-russia
--> https://archive.is/NmIhU

>>127993994
Was a gardener for about a year, youll just be mowing lawns which is fine if you listen to the radio or music while you do it.

Other than that you'll be trimming hedges, small trees and plants every now and then, a bit of watering here and there and digging up weeds which is fucking shit.

Then during the autumn season you will be endlessly blowing and picking up leaves, constantly. Wet leaves, dry leaves, small leaves, big leaves, so many leaves you wont even know what day of the week your in.

>>127995895
>He has to take a painkiller to prevent busting a nut too quick

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>>127995560
Fuck off Pablo O'Deshawn. Your whole country is a culture free mess

>>127996002
Yeah because the tories have always limited immigration to that in the past. Oh wait.

>>127993814
Seriously though we can't let this guy take away our nuclear weapon systems

>>127996050
what is this bot?

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>>127993994

>>127995897

She is vile but ultimately subserviant to are Jez

>>127995108
Cons always have better turnout. It'll be a 10 tory win with a majority of 60

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>>127996050
>there are Norweigan bots operating in Brit/pol/

>>127996074
I don't have to take anything, it's a simple fact that if you take a painkiller it will stop you from cumming

>>127993730
comfy desu

>>127993249
Reasons to question your sexuality for 100 Alex

>>127993682
you'll get your money back in labour vouchers

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Give me ONE array of reasons why nige isn't king of eupoor

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>>127996113
Just trying to be helpful, friend

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I'm getting scared lads, he's saying all the right things.
If May focuses on her Brexit message and Corbyn trumps her he will win this election

https://twitter.com/benrileysmith/status/870282833310384133

COALITION OF CHAOS

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https://www.theguardian.com/world/gallery/2017/jun/01/ramadan-around-the-world-in-pictures

>tfw guaranteed (You)

>>127995694
They're still 9 points ahead if you ignore yougov's wank polling

>>127996232
They're both going to fuck you lad, why are you worried what colour tie they're wearing?

>>127996106
It's in their manifesto to make that law

>>127996232
Don't worry desu, Mummy will win by a landslide.

>>127996138
shouldnt the pepes in the field be black?

>>127996232

That's not the right thing to say. He's basically admitting he'll pay the 6 gorillion divorce bill if it means getting a deal.

>>127993377

>>127996140
>ultimately subserviant to are Jez
Fuck off. This cult of personality like no labour MP but Corbyn matters or has any personality or agenda of their own is utterly ridiculous

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Found this gem in Waterstones

>>127996356
So what?

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>>127995851
Imagine England is a normal 11 man Football Team. Now imagine this is the Subs Bench that we need, according to politicians. It only makes sense if you're a politician.

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>>127993377
>many on 4chan are anti-semites

gee i wonder why

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>>127996470

>>127993249
What I love the most about fucking a trap is the feeling of her dick brushing against my abs when she's kissing me from above

>>127996484
So there would be no pakis coming in without a job offer paying over £35k

>>127995694
Complacency

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The Tories should focus on Diane Abbott

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>>127993490
>Mancunian Housing

>>127996470

And? They're boring, not esoteric.

4QMMT tells you everything you've ever wanted to know about how the Essenes wanted people to wash their hands for example.

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>>127993377
so thats where all the pro-labour shilling is coming from

>>127993377
>Posting false-flag propaganda

Makes you think...

>>127996549
if the kikes wanted us to gas the muzzies they only had to ask nicely

https://www.theguardian.com/

>>127996558
Jesus was an Essene

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Boys can I get a quick rundown of last night? I got in from work last night and crashed at 7:30pm.

Was it a left-wing wankfest like Boris says or was anything legitimate said?

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What does Brit/pol/ think of Marx?

>>127996748
https://theguardian com/world/gallery/2017/jun/01/norway-bot-is-a-cuck

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>>127996587
>her dick

>>127993377
>post this in the morning
>1 or 2 responses saying 'not surprising'

>post it in the afternoon after the 1PBTIDs have started showing up
>T-THIS ISN'T REAL FALSE FLAG PROPAGANDA CORBYN IS /OURGUY/

Really gets the old almonds activating

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>>127996714
It's fake

>>127996819
Wanker.

>>127996940

> threads can't be deleted

>>127996819

Useless twat.

>>127996797
rudd and nut not speaking that much and the left was tearing itself appart.
Even fucking corbychev got called ukip by leanne wood for saying some migrants undercut wages.

>>127996995
>Even the interface is different
Give us a link faggot

My Labour candidate looks like a fucking teenager.

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>>127996819
The only good Marx was Harpo, the silent one. He never had to be told to shut the fuck up even once.

>>127996940
>no evidence of it is clearly evidence of it not existing

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Reminder that The Guardian hyped this article up for well over a week, telling readers that it would forever change how everyone viewed Western politics, that it would damage the reputations of all involved. Lefties bought into it so much that the top rated comment is "That is one of the most frightening articles I've ever read".

And yet all it did was confirm that right-leaning political ideologies and parties pay companies for focus-grouped feedback and public analysis.

https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2017/may/07/the-great-british-brexit-robbery-hijacked-democracy
+ I'll save you some time, Norway - http://archive.is/iOL9C

>>127996588
You really think they have any intention of even trying to fulfil their immigration policies?

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>>127996819
>Useless cunt that sat at home writing his fanfiction about his ideal society because he was useless with money, while Jewing money away from his parents and his rich best buddy
Being a fellow useless cunt I can sympathise with him.

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>>127996819
Ressentiment. The lowest type of Psychologist

Say Jeremy Corbyn had been the Home Secretary for six years, during which time he slashed some 20,000 police jobs taking us back to 1970s levels of per capita policing.
Let's say he also slashed the UK Border Agency budget so that over a million people per month were coming and going through UK airports without being properly checked.
Let's say by virtue of an extremely self-serving EU referendum non-campaign he managed to get into 10 Downing Street, where he kept up his agenda of cutting the UK security services and border agency.
Then there's a home-grown terrorist attack by a known Islamist fanatic in a city where Corbyn had cut the police budget by £157 million.

Let's say Jeremy Corbyn "lost" files on an internal pedophile ring.
Let's say he wanted to take the homes from the elderly.
Let's say he cut 30% of your disabled benefit.
Let's say he signed an arms deal with the (ISIS-funding) Saudis worth billions.
Let's say he wanted to take away your child's free school meal.
Let's say he forced NHS staff to use food banks or starve (great choice).
Let's say he made so many cuts to the NHS that people are suffering waiting for ambulances and A&E doctors.
Let's say he went against doctors, nurses, teachers, fire fighters, the armed forces...
Let's say he took away funding for University for upcoming doctors and nurses.
Let's say after all these cuts there's still a deficit and he'd missed every target he'd set himself for reducing it.
Would you vote for Jeremy Corbyn under these circumstances?
Then why the bloody hell are you voting for May?

>>127996613
Fat black bastard should be locked up in the Tower.

>>127994021
Is it out today?

>>127997047

>thread is deleted

GIVE ME A LINK

Fucking mong

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>>127997252
tl;dr

>>127994021
no

>>127996232
Why do you want May to win? She's weak and a liar, she won't give us the brexit we want.

>>127997252
Brexit. Jeremy corbyn. Diane Abbott. Marxist Mac D

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>>127997082
>My Labour candidate looks like a fucking teenager.
Mine is a fat Jew that anons on here would probably fap to.

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>>127997327

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>>127997165
>The Guardian

>>127995540
Jezza only hates them because they are mean to muslims and because he hates success in general. He doesn't understand why jews can be a problem, he unironically supports cultural marxism and even economic marxism.

>>127997308
Do you have any proof that r/labouruk looked like that after the election?

hi i'm achmed

>>127997536

You don't have to use the subreddit style...

Fucking

Retard

:^)

>>127997165
I remember being sent this and just thinking it was elementary bollocks

>>127997401
Tbh I'd fuck the fat jewess and I hate kikes

Labour 4 Islam

>>127997613
it's not your fault it's those racists!!!!! hang paul nutall!

>>127997613
Phew.

>>127997626
:^(

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>>127997613
I've got my eye on you, Achmed.

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>>127997626
>gee if i type in YKTD in the name section people will think im YKTD

>>127997717
one eye on the street

>>127996819
Good analysis but a bit shit at predicting the future

>>127997613
This has to be a bot. YOU FUCKING NONCE
>>127997618
>Reddit spacing
>Telling me about how reddit works
you have to go back

>>127997777
another on the racists

>>127997809
keked

>>127997785

>r-r-reddit spacing

At least learn how something works before you start making claims about it you <70IQ tripmong

>>127997252
On your first point you should know that even though the police were cut crime fell.

>>127997630
Did you notice the midget type lady. Does she need a wee perchance?

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>Idiot 20 year olds who think communism is cute and fun and about "sharing"

Anyone watch Corbyn's Brexit speech earlier? How did it go?

>>127997936
Maybe she's phsl at the MP.

>>127998040
I liked it. He wants a hard brexit but with a good deal

My GE voting history.

Lib Dem
UKIP
UKIP
Conservative (Current Year)

Did I do Good?

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>>127997809
It's only racist if you're not in a brown rape-gang.

>>127998095
So basically what the Tories are saying?

>>127998163
I never voted before this election. Voting for are jezza though

>>127998170
rape is just something we have to live with in modern multi-cultural britain, you wouldn't want to turn back the clock would you?

>>127998258
Well he says that freedom of movement will stop, but he wants to negotiate a beneficial deal for both us and europe. He wants to remain part of some of the institutes that deal with defence and intelligence. Cant remember what else

>>127993814
>former Corbyn voter
When did you vote for im?

>>127998347
>he wants
>he wants
>he wants
sounds like the labour party alright

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>>127998262
>Voting for are jezza

You probably don't even live in his constituency Pleb, leave this place immediately

>>127998163
10/10 until the end

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>yougov

>>127998446
No I live in one of the key marginals so at least my vote will actually count

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>>127998267
10 years after this "first" ever batch was deposited we had our first race riot.

>>127998496
Tories BTFO

>>127993377
Am skeptical of this, I promise I'm not a Corbyn shill. Can't find a cached page or anything.

>>127998615
Well maybe we should have been more tolerant you big racist

>>127998163
2010 - first election CON
2011 - AV Referendum Yes to change FPTP
2015 CON
2016 For Brexit
2017 CON but postal vote won't arrive in time.

>>127998615
Now this Batch exclusively vote for the Right Wing parties

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>>127998706
Yes. Lets do that.

migrate in an orderly fashion

>>127998634
>>127998634
>>127998634

>>127998258
Not really, he wants the supposed benefits of staying in the single market but 'accepts' free movement of people has ended but wants to let in loads of immigrants anyway. So he still doesn't quite get why we wanted to leave the single market.

>>127998615
I recall 15 years ago a paki from england from pakistan was complaining to me how scary the race riots were and I'm just looking at him like fuck off nigger your problem is geography

>>127994909
Corbynked is a better portmanteau senpai

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>>127998706
How that tolerance working out for you?

>>127998875
1pbtid

>>127995108
Personally I would vote UKIP if I could be more certain of a tory landslide

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I'm beginning to see a pattern.

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But patterns are racist.

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>>127993579
me too - please get your fucking shit together and give the Tories a big win and then hold their heads to the grind stone til they start fucking working for the British people for Christ's sake

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>>127998015

>That meme bullet avoidance hold