Why does every English person need a cane/crutch?

>>127982519
Alfred Wintle didn't need one, he always carried an umbrella. Never unfurled it, as he said a gentleman never does. Just used it to hail cabs.

>>127982519
canes are good, you can smash uppity niggers with canes.

Kent is just London's giant retirement village.
What part of kent are you

I want to smash that dude's bp into the ground

>>127983326
Sittingbourne by day Isle of Sheppey by night. Sheppey is utter shit.

Is this what Brits carry to defend themselves?

My great uncle used to carry a stick in case dogs got too close to him.

>>127982519
Britons have to bin the guns, knives, so they have but canes to defend themselves.

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>>127982519
One must carry a swordstick encase one is encountered upon by a group of young ruffians who descended from The Orient or deserts of Africa. Defence of oneself is of highest priority, as is the defence of Englands fair-maidens.

>>127984061
Be honest I've been here for on and off 6 months and I've had people try to sell me a gun on 3 different occasions. They're here, people are just not autistic about whipping them out like my fellow burgers.

Helps when you need to do a bit of the ol ultra violence

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>>127983625
Where exactly in the shire of middle earth is that located?

>>127982519
weak bones

>>127982519
Have to say, though I've never left the North East in my life, never seen a cunt with a cane.

Maybe the southern poofs don't get enough calcium in their diet.

>>127982519
The actual answer is that the sun doesn't shine on England, so we all have Vitamin D deficiency and rickets and osteoporosis

>>127982519
I see women exactly like this in huddersfield, same short hair cut and frumpy outfits. It's definitely a benefits thing.

>>127982519
they want a weapon on hand in case they get culturally enriched\

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>>127982519
kent faggot here

i've literally never seen this, i've seen some hipster women wear bowler hats but no canes

>>127982519
Protection.
Can't have knives (even butter knives), guns, bats, bike locks, etc.

Can walk around with a stout piece of hickory and no one complains.

>>127988891
where can't you carry knives lel?. in the south where they're afraid of work and/or niggers? you never needed a knife in your job or is your job watching a pc 15 hours a day?

>>127982519
Brit here with fucked knees.
Dont know if its really that common though it may just be the new trilibe or vape fad for hipsters.
I mean look at that faggot. What student aged person wears a vest if they arent a barkeeper and who hires barkeepers that short insisting they stand/walk around all the time with knee problems?
Maybe someone does but this guy doesnt look like one.
>>127984345
You got a license for that m80?

>>127989055
"you can't carry knives" is a meme anywhere outside of londonistan

the police won't randomly shove a nightstick up your ass like they do in half of all major US cities and arrest you if they find a knife in your pockets

just don't be an autist about it

>>127989509
was gonna say. i work on the newcastle council rangers and most of them carry a knife for their work. everywhere within 200 miles is surrounded by woodlands and farmland. who the fuck is going to complain?

>>127982519
They need them to support their bloated egos.

>>127988349
Did you enjoy the playoffs mate?

A lot of benefit fraud near me, they use canes or crutches but you can clearly see they never actually rely on them when nobody is looking.

>>127982519
I live in Kent and have never seen anyone other than the elderly use a cane. They're probably just a group of fedora fags trying to be non-conformist. Where in Kent do you live?

>>127983625
Dear god why on earth would you go to sheppey?

>>127987994
South east of London, Dover to Calais is the closest sea route

>>127982519
Never seen anyone bar an elderly person with a cane up in yorkshire.

Sounds like some new hipster fad judging by his waistcoat and "I'll take a picture while spewing smoke" antics. Guess even they've realised fedoras aren't fashionable on them.

>>127992895
Yeah basically every Paki in Tower Hamlets seems to have a crutch that he carries around but never really uses. I only started noticing how rampant it was when I actually got injured and was on crutches myself. Made me really mad

>>127989680
Still so salty

>>127994182
>every Paki in Tower Hamlets
So everyone in Town Hamlets?

>>127994290
>town
exposed myself as a phone poster.
tower*

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>>127982519
>that fucking limp wrist Jesus christ

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>>127982519
>>127990917
HIS NAME WAS SETH RICH

SHAREBLUE WANTS YOU TO SLEEP

THROUGH EMERALD EYES I SEE 1776

>>127982519
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Singlestick better watch out, they'll beat you with it.

>>127983625
>Sleeping on a prison island
Why?

>>127982519
A cane / stick is the only "weapon" left to carry in the UK

>>127992895
Can confirm. I work in a bookies; many people after a large win forget them and they end as lost property. They're not needed it's just fraud.

>>127983625
Litreally why.
It's where all the chavs go to retire and the only under 60s there are romanian hotel workers.
Atleast go to somewhere nice like the weald or eastbourne

>>127982519
That's a chick, right? Look at those birthing hips.

they need to be caned https://youtu.be/1m49GSVqeOo

>>127982519
It's hip

>>127982519

I've almost never seen anyone under 60 using a stick, aside from double medical crutches due to a sports injury.