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first for goys btfo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UW5CGpxGLv0
What is this lads?

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>>127975331
fucking hell haha

>>127975331
How will /pol ever recover?

>>127975297
>jez wins
>bad EU deal instead of no deal
>scotland votes yes
>unified ireland
>monarchy abolished
>monarchy abolished in the colonies
>immigration resumes
>argentina takes the Falklands
>spain takes Gibraltar

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morning

>>127975373
They found out he pooed in the loo instead of worshiping it

>>127975430

We won't, and our genetic memories will pass this trauma down to our children who will be BTFO as well.

>>127975487
I just looked at his twitter page
Is that guy real or just a parody

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>tfw wrote a paper "The GOP's Tony Blair Problem"
>wrote about how the GOP and Labour are in the same conundrum of trying to distance themselves from the Tony Blair/George W Bush wings of the party due to their unpopularity, but those are their only options that are electable
>talk about failings of McCain, Miliband, Romney, Corbyn, and Trump
>conclusion that the two parties would just have to wait until the new generation of Bush/Blairites emerged who are unblemished by the Iraq War
>was going to actually get it published, contacts telling me they might want a full book
>Trump gets elected
>they tell me they aren't interested anymore
>now see Corbyn might actually win
Have you ever woken up and realized you were wrong about literally everything? Also does anyone know any painless ways to kill yourself and make it look like an accident

>>127975487
This guy is a madman. Is he joking or actually disabled?

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>>127975297
Good morning lads, how are you all doing this morning

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>>127975611

Real, he's just special needs, has a carer

>>127975669

You'd be surprised at how unpopular Labour are in this country because of Blair/New Labour.

The only populist centrist right now is Macron.

>>127975331
A few of my great great parents moved to Britain because of the potatocouast in Ireland. Does that mean I still remember it and can claim shekels from it

>>127975733

5 and 1/2 more days until it all kicks off.

>>127975733

At work, boss is away so skiving a bit.

>>127975570
>children

Hello Momentum shills, now fuck off.

>>127975784
The only reason Macuck got where he is is because Fillon shit the bed.

>>127975487
>>127975611
>>127975710
https://twitter.com/SteveDawson0972/status/841008195850104832
The state.

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>When Labour loses and you never see Corbyn again

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>>127975843

wew

>>127975331
liiterally what

>>127975867
He is gonna cling on. He'll use the 33/34% he gets in the general election as a justification.

>>127975843
holy fucking shit i havent laughed that hard in a while

>>127975867

We want Corbyn to remain leader though, that is the great paradox.

>>127975934
True. This is the Blairites worst nightmare.

>>127975934
>He is gonna cling on. He'll use the 33/34% he gets in the general election as a justification

This , all tho i feel the middle ground labour will split in the fear Corbin may one day win an election

>>127975964
I want Corbyn to win tbqhwyf

Was Gordon Brown the greatest Chancellor ever?

Anyone get the feeling the media is focusing on the yougov polls and not the ICM etc ones showing the tories well ahead to sell the HUNG PARLIAMENT story?

>>127975934

>tfw that happens
>tfw the "right" of Labour split off and make there own new party called the New Labour Group
>tfw the left vote is now split amongst a minimum of 3 parties per constituency

>>127976026

I want you to fuck off back to /r/ukpoltics tbbh

>>127976045
>selling are prescious gold

NO

>>127976067
It's a case of man bites dog vs dog bites man.

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>>127975843
Met Office is best girl.

ELECTION

http://www.strawpoll.me/13087153
http://www.strawpoll.me/13087153
http://www.strawpoll.me/13087153

Reminder: betting on a hung parliament right now is easy money. Bet now before the returns go down.

>>127976123
>everyone who disagrees is a redditor

ABSOLUTE STATE of Mayflies

>>127975669
Corbyn is still going to lose. Those new polls are accounting for a 80% turnout

>>127976142
Yeah. The times today ran the yougov 3% but ignored the other poll yesterday showing a 10% gap for the tories. It's the same with twitter retweets. Momentum is on for a cold wakeup next week.

>>127976189

Anyone who supports Labour is not from here pal.

>>127976189
upvoted

>>127976175
It won't be a hung parliament. Absolute worst case for the tories is a majority like they already had.

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Watching that debate is just unbearable with the crowd. Why can't we just force them to act like adults for the rest of us? This is how you do a debate.

>So you know the rules. You know that you are here tonight, not to participate but to bear witness and bear very silent witness. For obvious reasons. This isn't about me. This isn't about you all. This is about these two candidates and what they have to say to the voters of america tonight. This is not, you know a competing kind of pep rally or in the old days, some of you are old enough to remember the old amateur programs on radio where a guy would play the accordion and somebody else would play the violin and the winner would be declared as to whoever got the most applause. That's not what this is about tonight. No applause, no hissing, no booing, no cheering, no crying, no laughing. Absolute silence. These lights are gonna be down once this debate comes. Nobody is gonna see you, there are no reaction shots. There's nothing. We are privileged to be here tonight just to bear witness.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fDFNkFHvA4I

>>127975331
Oh ffs now they can milk those sweet Shoah reparations for generations to come

>>127976270

Worst case is a majority of 60 instead of 120.

>>127976282
Whooping lefties. I dunno if the crowd was stacked or just momentum being loud as fuck and right wingers keeping quiet.

>>127976282
(continued)
Now, I want to implore you and beg of you to follow the rules. But if for some reason some of you choose not to, I will be very very bad to you about it. Even though I'm gonna be sitting right here with my back to you. If for some reason there is some noise I'm gonna stop the debate and I'm gonna turn around and hold you up to public ridicule and deck the time from your candidate. Never had to do that before and I'm certain that's not gonna happen tonight. Because I'm gonna have my back to you all, on this side of the room I would like to appoint misses bush to monitor this side - take names for me and misses kerry on this side to take names for me and to enforce the rules and uh feel free to enlist anybody else you would like on your endeavor. As I say this is not just some kinda game, this is very serious business and I've got a lot on my mind. These rules at this debate tonight are complicated and uh I've got to concentrate on what's going on up here and I don't wanna worry about you all so I know you're gonna co-operate. Most of you have been here before or been to something like this before and you know what the deal is. If, for some reason there is some kinda noise I'm just gonna raise my right arm and that means hush. First, second, third and last notice - hush. Now there are two exceptions one at the very beginning and one at the very end.

>>127975669
Trump won because Americans really are that fucking stupid. Our country still has just enough strength to resist meme candidates. Corbyn won't win.

>>127976333
tl;dr

may has taken personal control of the campaign, wrote the manifesto pretty much with just herself and her two main advisers. she's doing everything and cannot do it. good article here.

http://archive.is/aCk9n

i think we are actually seeing her crack under the pressure. turns out that the strong and stable woman is nothing of the sort. the tories put all their eggs in one basket, hers, and now it's been dropped. may clearly cannot work off script, she's simply awful. she has nothing to say of any substance and people don't like her.

apparently they are now going to reboot the campaign again, second time in 72 hours!

corbyn is i think winning over people too. it's not just that may is bad, but that he's good at this. he's on the cover of NME and talks in the interview about his cat gato being a socialist, the spectator has been praising him, the times compliments how well he dresses now.

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>>127976308
NOT SO FAST!

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>tfw all the Corbyn shills are still asleep

>>127976392
Most re-registering.

>>127976372

Sounds good until you realise everybody knows he shagged Diane Abbott

If, hypothetically, the Conservatives do lose, do you think it will lead to a reformation and the party actually becoming Conservative or do you think things will remain the same?

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>>127976392

Not on our watch you young entitled cunts.

>>127976453
The party will shift to the left like after 97.

>>127976453

Parties chase the votes usually unless you have idiots like the people who voted Corbyn as leader.

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>>127975297
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>>127975331
>>127975373
>>127975390
>>127975399
reminder we are being invaded by leftypol cuckholds

we need all proud kekistanis to rise up and post your finest Mummy May memes in response, no surrender!

PRAISE KEK!

>>127976453
No they will put the loss down to being too right-wing

>>127976372
>wrote the manifesto pretty much with just herself and her two main advisers

Fucking retarded if true.

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>>127976572
>Weak reverse psychology

>>127976572
The kekistani thing is quite possibly the most cringeworthy, unfunny think that this board has created in its existence so far.

>>127976572
For a place all about free speech, you do seem to hate people with any differing opinions

>>127976434
Yeah, they're just re-registering even though the numbers are twice as high as the last time we had a vote. Makes sense.
Desperate yet, tory shill?

>>127976572
Shittest reverse troll ever

>>127976672
*thing

>>127976672
I don't that was our fault. /pol/ came up with Kek but Kekistan is some shitty Sargon meme.

>>127976247
Weird. I've been here for years and I'd prefer Labour to win.

Fuck off Toryboy

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>>127976572
SEEZE OF MEENS OF POODUCTION

FUCKING BIGOTS

>>127976734
Literally 2/3rds of those are people re-registering.
I bet a load won't even vote either.
Don't forget if you ignore the outlier yougov poll the tories have an average 9-10% lead in polls still.

DUDE NHS LMAO
*continues to import more foreigners to put more strain upon the NHS*

>>127976768

>Brit/pol/ was 100% behind Brexit
>Brit/pol/ is now 25% Labour

Makes me wonder, could it be a momentum shill I am talking to?

Hmm

>>127976768
reminds me of this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ul1vCdzNIoI

>>127976768
You wouldnt lie over the internet would you anon?

Labour will win and you can still come here faggots, Tories win this place gone ,Fact !

>>127976768
So you want a non-brexit?

>>127976392
Compare that with the 2010 registrations too.

>(You)gov

>>127976863
Hello mairposter

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>>127976672
>>127976685
Us kekistanis have allies you know...

You libcucks won't stand a chance come a weeks time, the forces of conservatism never die

We memed Trump

We memed Brexit

We will meme Mummy May

it's happening

>>127976915
Tories will hang soon enuff ..

>>127976863
I can't wait for Labour to import their own pakis along with the EU mandated migrant quota

>>127976489
>>127976883
There's also the issue with the older voters getting a bad deal from the Tories, a better one from Labour and them voting for their kids and grand kids education.

Health and Social Care should scare the shit out of the older voters and the overseas voters (why do they get a vote?) surely can't vote tory this time - they're bargaining chips to be traded under Tory government.

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reminder this is your average leftist

>>127976843
I support Brexit you silly sausage

>>127976392
Probably something to do with the fact that there's no way of telling if you are registered or not, so you just do it again to make sure

Heck I even re-registered and I voted for the referendum and haven't moved house

Everybody gets a letter through the door saying "REGISTER OR DIE" now, implying that you need to

>>127977019
>older voters getting a bad deal from the Tories
See the older voter charge. The tories have an enourmous leader there.

>>127977019
>and them voting for their kids and grand kids education.
Cos that worked with Brexit

>>127977019

Yeah except in older people the polls have moved 3% from the Tories to Labour.

MASSIVE GAINS

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explain this ..

>>127977041
>I support Brexit
>voting for labour to not perform a real brexit
Really makes me think

>>127977041

If you are going to vote Labour then you clearly don't.

You lads made any cheeky bets

>>127977135
Tories BTFO

>>127977135

>That US rate

No lol

>>127976843
I have at least a few friends who voted Brexit and are voting Labour to be fair, lad. That being said, Brit/pol/ has undoubtedly had a lot of actual Labour shills of late.

>>127977135
>ireland, luxembourg not in the chart
Makes you think

>>127977206

Yes but they are stupid as if you want a Brexit that looks anything like what Leave campaigned for then you must vote Tory it's as simple as that.

>>127977206
>voted Brexit and are voting Labour
Are voters this retarded?

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this gutless fucking cunt

>>127977135
Isle of Man
Dublin
Luxembourg

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/election-2017-ann-myatt-jo-cox-batley-spen-nobodys-been-shot-yet-joke-hustings-conservatives-tories-a7761981.html

IT'S ANOTHER SHOAH

>The Conservative candidate in the former seat of murdered MP Jo Cox has apologised after saying at a hustings event that "we not yet shot anybody so that’s wonderful."

>>127977319
Archive:

>http://independent co uk/news/uk/politics/election-2017-ann-myatt-jo-cox-batley-spen-nobodys-been-shot-yet-joke-hustings-conservatives-tories-a7761981.html
--> https://archive.is/G5kiv

>>127975331
>The whole assassins creed series was just a prelude to this

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>>127975297

>mfw the Labour manifesto

They may as well have printed "Here's how we plan on buying your vote with other peoples money".

>>127977135
They literally can't.
It's unbelievable how a government that was about to slap higher taxes on the self employed and nearly doubled business rates for small high street businesses is also pledging the lowest corporation taxes in the world.

It's disgusting frankly, no other way to describe it. And the saddest part is how many sheep fall for "conservatives are the pro business party" bullshit.

>>127977340
the fuck?

>>127977291
Sexist

>>127977363
It's not difficult. Archive.org and archive.is are the main ones.

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Ttw You want a small Tory majority for the hardest of Brexits but also want the Labour Party destroyed in a Tory landslide

>>127977340
Is this a bot? Whenever a link is posted to an article this fucker turns up instantly.

>>127977135
You trust a chart with a shitty labour logo on it? kek

>>127977135

>Germany

Has massive subsidies and actually a decent manufacturing industry.

>Australia

Can not compare to us at all.

>Mexico

Shit hole

>Italy

Shit hole

>France

Those rates are going right down now

>Japan

Actually make stuff

>Brazil

Shit hole with huge import taxes.

>India

Poo hole

>Argentina

Constant recession

>USA

Rate is going RIGHT down

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>>127977418
Nope.

>>127977219

You fail as a parent if you even let your child entertain this idea.

>>127977459
Fuck, do you just patrol the board on the lookout for article links?

>>127977149
>>127977168
>Unironically trusting Theresa May

Really gets the noggin joggin

Every indication from Corbyn is that he not only supports Brexit, but a hard one. Theresa May, on the other hand, just can't be trusted. She is a habitual liar, and I think we'll either end up with a Norway-tier model, or we'll hard Brexit end up in a Thatcherite hellscape
I'm not voting Labour anyway, never said I was. Voting UKIP, but would prefer labour to win.

>>127977514
Nope.

vote ukip

>>127977414
This. The current parliament may be the best we get.

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calm down you mongos by next week you will be in police custody for posting on a CP image board if mummy cheats again to get in ...
here look at this instead ..

>>127977414
>Tory
>Animeposter

Like clockwork tbqh

>>127977219
This turns me on to no end

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>>127976282
Completely agree. Especially since, I don't know if it's true, but it feels like if the audience don't like a politician the people at home also will be inclined to not like them. When everything someone says is met with a negative response, I think it's easier for people to then be lead into thinking that what they said is bad.

>>127977514
4chan has an api, you can poll it and make alerts or whatever when certain things are posted.

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>>127977539
>Every indication from Corbyn is that he not only supports Brexit, but a hard one
No I know you're trolling

>>127977539
>trusting a communist

>>127977554
mate you posted that link fucking immediately after i submitted my post

it's like you were looking at the front page with a bot that automatically posts an archive link. because you have no other posts in this thread

>>127977664
>because you have no other posts in this thread
Oh
ok

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>>127977414

>Labour, SNP and lefties BTFO
>Diamond Hard Brexit

A man can dream...

>>127977514
It's a bot you fucking retard

>>127977638
>ywn plant your strong seed inside Karen


why live

>>127977638
During the EU referendum debates the biased audiences made my parents turn the other way

>>127977638
pls delete pic

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>>127977539

>trusting Labour over based David Davis

At least the Tories had about 50% of MPs support Leave, Labour had a handful.

Hitler was a fag

>>127977748
Hitler is a faggot

>>127977414


Small majority = soft Brexit.

She needs a big majority to be radical, otherwise the scum likes of Soubray and Clarke will be demanding things.

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WHICH ONE THEN

>>127977414
>Labour party destroyed
The Labour party's not going anywhere. There's no alternatives to take their place.

>>127977640
Ah, I see I didn't know about this and thought it was a bit weird that on several posts i'd seen you reply instantly with an archive.

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>>127977418
They do that to every thread I created.

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>>127977793
DELETE THIS

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>>127977742

Who makes these pepes?

>>127977786
under, general elections always get shit turn out even more so for a snap election

>>127977638
>>127977714
Nonce

>>127977786
Over.

>>127977646
He's said he will gain control over our borders, which will entail being out,of the single market.

>>127977652
Is there a record of communists, or indeed just Corbyn, being terribly untruthful?

On the other hand we have Theresa May breaking essentially every promise she's ever made.

>>127977786

Under, they are not taking into account all the Labour people who can't vote Tory and won't vote Labour.

>>127977793
that's what a cuck says

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https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/philip-hammond-hs2-cost-wrong-20bn-radio-interview-highspeed-railway-4-today-programme-election-2017-a7742006.html

Tories are good at the sums kek

>>127977793

Labour only exists as they brought in so many immigrants that they built themselves a new working class, supports amongst whites is at a record low for Labour and will continue to decline.

>>127977863
>He's said he will gain control over our borders, which will entail being out,of the single market.
But the manifesto says they want to be in the single market and doesn't mention lower immigration at all.

>>127977539
All indications from May (including manifesto pledges) have been for a hard hard Brexit. She'd be pilloried as the biggest liar ever in politics if she went against that now. I don't understand where you get to "Corbyn is a better bet for hard Brexit" - it's an obvious fallacy. Anyone wanting a hard Brexit understands that a Tory majority (with a strongish ukip) is paramount. Corbyn favours freedom of movement and would sell us out for trade. Thought that was very obvious

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Which one

>>127977977

Under

>>127977944
>18th of may

>>127977414
I want the tories making Brexit the central issue to backfire and have a UKIP surge. Unfortunately seems very unlikely.

>>127977977
under

>>127977977
Under for sure.

>>127977944
Is there any actual proof that jimmy was a paedo apart from the accusers word

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>>127977863
Read the Rotten Borough section in Private Eye, wall to wall of Labour nepotism and lies. The whole party is rotten, that's why it attracts vermin.

>>127978038

nope

#jimmydidothingwrong

>>127977944
HS2 is a waste of money. Tens of billions to be able to go to London 30 mins quicker.

>>127978038
He was funny looking 2bf

>>127978038
This. I'v always found it astonishing how someone who isn't alive anymore can legally be hung out to dry by the public like this despite no trial or conviction ever happening

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https://www.independent.co.uk/voices/rail-fares-rise-jeremy-corbyn-renationalise-british-railways-makes-economic-sense-a7195111.html

Why Corbyn is a God

>>127978137
>no one but UKIP will kill the white elephant that was out of date in the 1990s
Why? They'd be better off investing the money in upgrading the current lines (ie electrify everything, new rolling stock) and fixing the holes beeching left us.

>>127977632
I'm actually a UKIP voter normally but will be voting Tory as no ukip candidate. And why wouldn't I vote Tory after May took on many ukip policies, including that of a hard Brexit

Reminder that pre-2015 Brit/pol/ liked old Labour.

>>127978167
where's archive bot?

>>127978167
>independent opinion article
Sure

>>127978218
Corbyn isn't old labour. It's old labour economics with new labour tier social policy.

>>127978167

Shame about the other Neo-Marxist bollocks.

>>127978218
there was like 4 people then

>>127977971
Corbyn doesn't support freedom of movement - he supports the opposite because it's used to undercut wages.

I'm convinced Theresa May might end freedom of movement, but because of her affinity for big business we'll just end up importing third worlders and pooinloos to replace the lost European immigrants.

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https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/fox-hunting-theresa-may-general-election-british-public-animal-cruelty-a7765746.html

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>>127978218

>>127978205
Agree. There are so many parts of the country where you have to make a ridiculous amount of connections to get to.

>>127977971
Her policy is No Deal is better than a bad deal.

When she does get a deal she will say it's a good one and use her new majority to sidestep her own hard brexit mps.

why the fuck is there so many paedos in this country

>>127978212
She doesn't believe them, she won't carry them through, mass immigration will continue.

Don't be fooled by Tory lies.

>>127975297
i am new fr this britpol elections haha what vote for you guys for now?

>>127978288
>Corbyn doesn't support freedom of movement - he supports the opposite because it's used to undercut wages.
Except the bit where labour plan to bring back unskilled migrant visas again?

>>127978038
There's recordings of him doing weird shit with young girls

>>127977135

Isn't this the argument Remain made with Brexit?

>>127978038
Why did (((they))) destroy him?

>>127978293
Wait for the shills to say Survation is also an unreliable pollster

>>127977784
>Small majority = soft Brexit
That's not what most politicos say. Small majority should = strong Brexit because she'll have to listen to her Eurosceptic backbenchers. I'm no expert on that, that's just what I've heard

>>127978372

Fake News trying to shame the Tories.

Guilty by association etc.

>>127978330
We need stuff like a line going Cambridge-bedford-MK-buckingham-bicester-oxford-swindon so not every jouney involves going miles around via london.

People in this thread ae still voting Conservative despite the fact under Theresa May as hone secretary the Manchester bomber went out to Libya and back no problem, 20,000 police have been cut, and who lows how many border forces.

That government operated and regulated Internet will utterly crack down on 4chan btw

>>127978293
>>127978437
Fox hunting is unpopular, non-issue and was a fuckup by putting it in.

>>127978503
Who the fuck do we vote for, then?

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Will I go to the gulag if Corbyn wins for my mummyposting?

Seriously considering voting Tory now.

>>127978537
are jezza

>>127978504
Fox hunting and "dementia tax". Two big cock ups that have cost them many votes. Sad!

>>127976282
It's almost as if the Tory manifesto is something the public do not like and the Tories track record is god awful. But no, keep shouting Labour bias. Whatever makes you feel better.

>>127978503
I'd rather the tories than Diane abbot in the home office m8.
>government operated internet
Not this meme again, it's not in their manifesto to make a NK style intranet, where did this bollocks come from?

>>127978503
will they take my 4chan pass away??

>>127978545

You'll go to the concentration camp for using section 5 websites without a licence.

>>127975297
Question: How does May calling an election strengthen her negotiating hand? Is she hoping to obtain a larger majority so she can more easily come to an agreement within the British parliament?

Nice to see the Dependent shitting out the usual Labour shill lines. Fucking cancer.

>>127978556
I just want a party that will stop importing ragheads

>>127978587
Even new statesman pundits called the audience left wing biased

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Gutless cowardly CUNT May
even the tory voters/paper hate her NOW!
trololololololololololololol

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4560926/Amber-Rudd-appeared-debate-despite-death-father.html

>>127978503
The alternative is Abbot, so yeah..

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In the space of one month, Theresa May's appalling handling of this election campaign has reduced the poll lead from 48-24 in April, to 41-39 in June.

How can you fuck this up and be this incompetant without trying? Starting to think Pro-EU forces in the party are trying to sabotage us so brexit doesnt happen.

>>127978693
It's not 41-39 you pleb
It's still a decent 10% lead

Rumoured leak of Teresa May and Diane Abbot "leaked" nudes on polling day.

>>127978681
tbf, it would have been worse for her if she had turned up to that baying mob of rabid lefties.

>>127978693
>2% gap
Lmao. It's more like 10% in polls without yougov.

>>127978681
>>127978681
fucking WOOOOW theresa, WOW

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The Economist has backed the Lib Dems and brit/pol/ should be worried:

http://www.economist.com/news/leaders/21722855-leaders-both-main-parties-have-turned-away-decades-old-vision-open-liberal?fsrc=scn/tw/te/bl/ed/?fsrc=scn/tw/te/bl/ed/thebritishelectionthemiddlehasfallenoutofbritishpolitics

>>127978622
She was hoping for a landslide victory, which would free her from Backbenchers making demands during the negotiations. With a strong majority + specific pledges regarding our future relationship with the EU in her manifesto she expected to have a blank cheque from parliament to negotiate freely.

Fortunately for those of us who don't want to live in some impoverished tory shithole, she fucked up and is now sliding in the polls, some people are predicting the Tories will actually lose seats.

>>127978503
They know /britpol/ is on their side

Some pretty based people in the Party like Amber Rudd won't touch us

>>127978781
>globalist paper backs the globalist option
Hmm

>>127978676
>implying the tories are right wing
Stop.

>>127978288
>Corbyn doesn't support freedom of movement
He's always said exactly the opposite

>>127978797
>some people are predicting the Tories will actually lose seats.
One shitty yougov analysis that even labour laughed at.

>>127978781
The lib dems are basically fucking unelectable

>>127978693
>Thinks pro-EU forces want Corbyn

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

>>127978750
those pics of the bbc scottish weather woman were pretty good

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>>127978781
I think people are calling the Lib-Dems to actually lose seats, this including Nick-Cleggs seat of Sheffield.

THE
ABSOLUTE
STATE

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>>127977614
Quality lad

LABOUR AND LIB DEM COALITION INCOMING

>>127978683

Abbot will be shunted round to a different department after the election though, you can bet it. She'll probably be made Women's Minister or minister for ethnic people.

>>127978605

Pages 82 and 83 of the manifesto.

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When Labour is scoring 31% in a DM poll, you know things are bad for the Tories.

>>127978288
Corbyn is a pro-EU cuckhold

he wants to drown us in poles and Portuguese people

We need a fairer migration system that allows people from the likes of Pakistan and Nigeria

this Nasty wonky faced tory slimy Kike cunt got BTFO
by UKIP
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4541358/Ukip-supporters-BOO-heckle-BBC-s-Laura-Kuenssberg.html

>>127978965
he'll let all types in you mong

>>127978964
why do people choose not to vote? why don't people just spoil their vote and get included in the spoiled numbers when they announce the winner

>>127978965
So we need UKIP, but we're not getting that. Any other party will keep immigration the same.

>>127978935

Lib Dems - 10MPs
Labour - 190MPs
SNP - 45MPs

Just doesn't add up m8

>>127978693
Aye, she has fucked it up royally.
Corbyn is gonna win and fuck us all royally.

>>127978965
>Portuguese
>white
t. Alberto Barbarosa

>>127978797
>She was hoping for a landslide victory, which would free her from Backbenchers making demands during the negotiations.
So the idea is that she makes some brexit-related pledges during her election and then uses her increased majority to claim that it's what the people really want, is that right?

>>127979015
Why are Momentum so counter-semitic?

>>127978622
First of all when the current Conservative government was elected, someone else was leader of the party. Theresa May was chosen by the party as leader after David Cameron resigned. She called the election to have more of a national mandate to be the prime minister in her own right.

Second she wanted to increase her parties majority so she'd have more of a mandate to go for whatever kind of brexit deal she wanted

>>127978948
It doesn't say they're going to make a separate internet at all

>>127978946
>Corbyn's closest ally will be move
Are you delusional

>>127978964

Momentum are shilling all comment sections now, if you believed them you'd think Labour are about to get 450 seats.

>>127978926

Can't say he doesn't deserve it but at least he is principled.

>>127978965
BOLLOCKS AND LIES FROM TORY BOY

Corbyn has said he wants an Oz point system ! he wants out of the EU !!!

Can't be bothered with Politics today

>>127978964
Not scientific, momentum loves passing links on twitter and brigading

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>saw a fox whilst out drinking yesterday and tried to catch it
>mfw it sprinted away at mach 10

I see why people use dogs now, the fuckers are fast as shit.

>>127979113
>Corbyn has said he wants an Oz point system
Not in the labour manifesto at all.
Why is it always BUT CORBYN SAYS and no what's in the manifesto with you lot?

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>>127978965
>T.48%

>>127979062
Eh, I've seen extremely white Spanish/Portugese and really tanned. Jury's still out on "whiteness", but they certainly aren't germanic.

>>127979066
Pretty much.

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>labour

>>127979191
They don't call it moortugal for nothing

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ynbu4p8sUGA
>do you like my calculator diane
top kek

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>tfw you can sit back and enjoy Tory and Labour shills fight knowing that whoever wins you'll get to say "I told you so"

Can't lose.

>>127978011
It is unlikely because most ukip support has moved (albeit temporarily) over to the Tories, with a small amount going to Labour. UKIP will be back in business directly after this election

>>127979130

My cat chases foxes away.

Absolutely cucked animals desu.

>>127978946
Even if that happens, the home secretary would still end up being some immigrant-loving SJW afraid to offend or deport

>>127978503
you'll be gone first, dumb phoneposter

>>127979272
Meanwhile your political ideals and what you want the country to do, will never be fully realised lmao. so jealous

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>there are people IN THIS THREAD who genuinely believe the tories will have anything less than a 50 seat majority

>>127978816
>The position of the aristocracy of finance is most strikingly depicted in a passage from its European organ, the London Economist.
t. Karl Marx

>>127979272
Be nothing, say nothing, do nothing, and you'll never be criticized.

>>127979251
My local Labour candidate is a raghead too
J U S T

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>>127979251

>Wessex Regionalists

L O C A L???

>>127979251
The ONLY party with a candidate who doesn't live in the constituency are the Conservatives. I bet she was parachuted into the ballot and has never even been there. This is what arrogance looks like. They were so confident in a victory they chose not to select a local.

>>127979294
The foxes near me are all tame because they've been released by the RPSCA and other cucks.

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>>127979286

>>127977168
Imagine being this much of a low IQ, murdoch rag reading, epic Nando's eating cunt. Imagine being this much of a top epic Tory deano, and absolutely top lad whom always votes for mummy may to make a new surveillance state and ruin the internet because you can't be trusted not to look at the bad cummies.

Immediately kill yourself. End your life because you are a pathetic drain on this country and one day you'll be found out and punished, and I promise it will hurt much more than a noose. Cunt.

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How are you celebrating Sgt Pepper's 50th birthday?

>>127978503
Your in an idiot if you think anyone in Government has even mentioned 4chan or knows what it is.

>>127979239
thanks man

>>127979086
>First of all when the current Conservative government was elected, someone else was leader of the party. Theresa May was chosen by the party as leader after David Cameron resigned. She called the election to have more of a national mandate to be the prime minister in her own right.
Yeah I can see how that might be important, we're currently experiencing an identical situation over here.

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>>127979251
Quintessentially British

>>127979294

My 2.9kg cat did the same

>>127979438
>T.Dead seaside town UKIPer

>>127978331
She will be held accountable for that. Better the devil you know and Fuck trusting a Labour communist to do the deal. This is exactly why a small Tory majority is the best outcome

>>127979037
Generally non-voters don't 'choose' not to vote, they just can't be bothered or don't care
There are exceptions but they're usually autists thinking they're making a point by abstaining but in reality it's just because they don't like leaving the house

>>127979286
What business would that be? Being a meme party?

>>127979362
Nor will yours, enjoy your perpetual compromise. Better to just accept it and enjoy watching the rabble.
>>127979346
I say plenty.

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>>127979438

>implying implications

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>>127979438
imagine being this guy

Daily Politics time lads

>>127979397
Wrong. She's a good woman and has two smokin hot daughters. Not just some random thrown in there.

>all this tory damage control

splendid, I look forward to drinking their delicious tears when Corbyn gets into number 10

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>>127978693
Polls average still has Tories 9-11% ahead Mehmet

>>127978381
It's either Tory or Labour to run the county. Labour brought this country to is knees. Tories are a better bet if there's no ukip candidate, any day

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>>127979397
Imtiyaz Shaikh
>local

We need some kind of nationalist, socialist worker's party

>>127979066
Yeah, unfortunately the party with a majority uses that majority to claim they have a mandate to every single thing they have ever said
>the people voted for us to do this exact thing therefore we are doing it

>>127979640
>>127979640
>>127979640

New

>>127979632
Fascist!

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>>127979632
Labour with Blairites purged and McDonnell in the lead?

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>>127979438
>Tory deano
>bad cummies

Genuine lols here

Have a munchy box.

>>127979525
They just changed the course of British history, you utter leaf moron. Go back to Justin

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>>127979764
>no nan bread

>>127979368
Even if I was stupid enough to fall for the C O R B Y N meme how can some ragnigger represent me?

>>127979397
Mate the labour candidate is in Swindon, not devizes

>>127975297
>2017 Voting cuckservative.
ISHYGDDT

They'll fuck up brexit, immigration, the nhs and they'll cuck our internet.

May on the internet:
>Some people say that it is not for government to regulate when it comes to technology and the internet.
>We disagree.

Say bye to 4chan.
>muh vpn.
They'll get banned too under tories.

Only old people would support this.

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Can anyone recommend a website or two for decent unbiased political news with decent analysis.
Econmist is too cucked, FT has a paywall - anyone else pumping out FT type articles? I cant even haxxor the FT webpage anymore with user agent switcher

>>127980320
9gag

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>>127980378
thx m8

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>>127980141
>We will work with industry to introduce new protections for minors, from images of pornography, violence, and other age-inappropriate content not just on social media but in app stores and content sites as well.
>We will put a responsibility on industry not to direct users—even unintentionally—to hate speech, pornography, or other sources of harm.

I can't wait to have to register to view government approved porn and opinions.
And don't think it's a good trade off, May has a track record of failing to stop mass immigration promises she's made.

>>127979466
Will national pull out a 51% victory this year?

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>>127980553
May will stop the immigrants right guise?

>The Conservative Party's promised to cut net migration down to below 100,000 in the party's 2010 manifesto.

>However, the party hasn't come anywhere close to reducing the figure to this level since being re-elected to government seven years ago.

>This includes the six years May spent as Home Secretary when overseeing immigration policy was among her primary responsibilities.

>>127979251
>Timothy Algernon Clement
That's the name an american spy makes up on the spur of the moment to play upper class British in a comedy film

>>127976750
Kek/kekistan was never a country a flag an anthem, it was a religion. But the alt lite r_Donald crowd ruined it

>>127976672
What I understand even less is how it achieved such mainstream success. How did fatty Sargon reach to a wider audience that /pol/?

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>>127976741
THINGS