Based Norway

I would love to see the Swedish Boreadcasting Channel to do the same, or are you guys afraid to hurt someones feelings?

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>>127973213
>muh based norway
don't hink that pol is very representative of reality sven-lite

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>>127973213
>inb4 muh breivik
wew lad very weird ties with (((pamela geller)))

>>127973213
What do they speak in Norway?
Norwish?
Is it easy to learn?

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>>127973213

>>127973676
They speak a dialect of danish

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>>127973755
>Norwegian family
>Sweden
>mfw

>>127973676

Norwegian, and it's hard to learn for curry-niggers

>>127973676
Is related to English and supposedly one of the easiest languages for english speakers to learn

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>>127973881

>>127974024
Thanks
Can I move there? If I complete my Masters degree there and work for sometime?

I'm a computer science Engineer.
Thanks

>>127973676
They are saying "Dont bomb yourself, hang yourself"

>>127974219
No you wont find a job and will be forced to prostitute yourself to progressive Europeans.

>>127972670

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>>127973213
You mean that country that belonged to sweden until 100 years ago?

>its another norway can't do anything without talking about or comparing itself to Sweden episode

sure showed me

>>127974134
>inviting a fucking nigger of all people into your home with an underaged girl

>>127974387
Fugg
I thought I could be part of the great Norway dream.

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why is norway so based and sweden so cucked?

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BASED NORWAY!
https://www.thesun.co.uk/archives/news/1119766/norwegian-male-politician-raped-by-somali-migrant-says-he-feels-guilty-that-his-attacker-was-deported-back-to-war-torn-country/

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>>127974420
Kek

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>>127973213
>when others try to join the Swedish-Norwegian bantz
Försvinn kväääää

>>127974861
I feel bad for you and your inferiourity complex little bro

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>>127974861
i cri everi time... :(

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>>127973213
Ultra kek!
>So don't blow your self up, hang your self! ROFL AHAHAHAHAHAHA

Sven on suicide watch

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im not gonna deny that the self-inflicted rape of sweden upsets me a bit. what happens to sweden affects norway, and sweden... i mean, sweden is basically norway

but at the same time, sweden is threatening MY safety by being such a complete fucking idiot, so i also have the right to be pissed at sweden

hopefully ,the extremist violence & fight back will all happen in sweden, and norway can reap the benefits of that as well

>>127974134
You can feel this bitch manipulated him into inviting the nigger by just looking at their expression.

>>127975141
how does this affect us at all? we really can't understand that inbred mountain goat dialect and even if we did, who the fuck cares about what a norweigan says anyways, you're just colonial trash waste and war rape babys

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>>127974675
Nice try do we need to TL;DR this?

>That is an ultra leftist faggot, lit homo.
>To gain support for rapefugees he went to the old Greenland marked in Oslo, where the niggers sling or try to sling drugs.
>Asks a nigger to go to a place restricted for graduate high school students, where they are not allowed to go.
>Pays the nigger to suck his cock
Hey everyone look at me, I was raped by a nigger in my mouth, see how tolerant I am, let in more rapefugees

he was called out for his homoshit, and is now irrelevant. Like the homo AP had under our savior Saint Breivik.
Excluded, away, gone

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You don't need to speak Norwegian to get at what she's hinting at here
>yes goy we'll speak out against the radical shitski-I mean islamic extremists and never change that we import them en masse

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re the Syraq proxy war and manufactured 'refugee' crisis (ODED YINON PLAN and KALERGI PLAN):

https://leaksource.wordpress.com/2015/01/17/the-yinon-plan-greater-israel-syria-iraq-and-isis-the-connection/

http://www.renegadetribune.com/why-the-migrant-invasion-of-europe/

http://original.antiwar.com/thomas-harrington/2015/10/11/the-problem-with-faking-it/

>Europe
>Based
Umm no, sweetie. Try again. All of Europe irredeemably cucked, dear.

>>127975377
WE're deporting, we just like to waste their lives. Stall the process while they are at shitty detention centers with crap food for up to 7 years then
>I'm sorry we're full, you have to go home
ALL 16k Somalis here, citizenship or not, are to be deported now, swedes next

>>127975635
>literal shitholes from the 3rd world think they have a say in human affairs

this is what happens when we advertise our divisions and weaknesses to the world

invading hordes and uppity subhumans

great job norway, so le based xd

>>127975635
Europeans literally travel to your country to fuck your women for small amounts of cash.

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>>127975286
Such selectiveness hahahahaha

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>>127975286
>we really can't understand that inbred mountain goat dialect
Neger snälla, de flesta Svenskar förstår Norska. Bara vissa ord som är annorlunda vi inte förstår

>>127974024
>>>127973676
>Is related to English and supposedly one of the easiest languages for english speakers to learn

That's because England was our bitch

>>127975954
det var bantz och du är efterbliven

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>>127975954
reddit should consider hijacking your broadcasts, make movies like this lol

OMG what if SVT showed this lol
>sigh we want your country back Sven, we want you back no-homo

>>127973213
We are still just a little less cucked than sven, and that video is just not enough, not even close.

This is what we used to be like, but that's ten years ago. Based Norway does not exist like it used to.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BIYOWSJN4kY

>>127976064
Kan inte snacka så illa om lillebror i väst.
Bara danskjäveln som ska få sånt sagt till sig

>>127976078
>sweddit
>based
They got good memes but they aren't redpilled

>>127973755
>>127973881
>>127974134
norcuck btfo

>>127973676
norse-dutch mongrel speech, danish and swedish are just dialects of the same coin. Our dialects internally are more different. Icelandic is our real language.

If you know anglo it should be easy to learn, but our written language (we got two) is a bit fugged

käften, häng dig emma

>>127976167
What is the other terrorism that the chick in the video compared with ISIS?

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>>127976450
rightwing to not appear laysist

>>127976450
right-wing extremist

>>127976450

"nazis" they really just needed two so it would be more pc

>>127976557
Well, fuck it than. Norway is not based. Right-wing terrorism is non-existend in compared to left-wing and islamic one. If she named left-wing/Antifa and Islamic terrorism only than Norway would be based. Sorry, norbro but so is the reality.

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aaahhhhh this made my day, now werkout
>I wouldn't count on hijacking planes up here either, pic related

>>127976758
she didn't say what kind but we assumed it, if I'm not too sleepy here, ffs need preworkout to wakeup

The Swastike in the video looked to me as if was crossed with a red line, so it was confusing to determine because the girl had a norweigan flag.

>>127973676
Scandinavia is messed up.

Swedes speal a Norvegian dialect.
Danes speak a Swedish dialect.
Norwegians speak a Dannish dialect.

And Islandians speak an Old Nordic dialect.

>>127976034
>The Norman conquest of England was the 11th-century invasion and occupation of England by an army of Norman, Breton, and French soldiers led by Duke William II of Normandy, later styled as William the Conqueror.

>Battle of Fulford: 0
>Battle of Stamford Bridge: 1
>Battle of Hastings: 0

Eh we did our pitiful best given the odds stacked against us.

You filthy Normans to this day can't fight without friends, and you'll only fight the last fight after the troops are already bloodied and worn.

Absolute pussies.

>>127974134
This is Sweden.
Lets not pretend that Norway is so great, we do have shitloads of immigrants that are fucking up our system.
We are all in this together, if Sweden collapses, Finland and Norway has to take in all the "doctors and engineers"

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>>127974134

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These are pretty fucking cool too

>>127977647
>"doctors and engineers"
Kebabtekniker

Honestly I'd be more worried about taking in all the Swedes. Swedes are easily going to learn the language and get their citizenship quickly once things go downhill here. Then they're going to fuck up your politics. I hope for your sake that leaving Sweden is a wake-up call for the Swedes, but I wouldn't count on it. They're probably going to say they leave Sweden due to right-wing extremism rather than stating the actual reason. Swedes in the UK and elsewhere are even worse than Swedes in Sweden.

>>127978718
Many swedes in Norway, alteast the ones Ive met are critcizing swedens immigration policy. They are on average, more to the left compared to norwegians.

I think it is good for them to come here and work. We norwegians love to shit on the swedes with some light bants, this in turn forces them to think in a "we" and "them" mentality, which is something that theyve probally never thought about before.

It is the little things that are most fun though
>wtf, you guys eat bread for lunch?
>Swedes telling the bartender that they want a "bersj" and saying "takk, tos"

I hope you guys do something about your situation though, I actually believe that Sweden is the country closest to a natsoc revolution.

>>127975286
En svenske som ikke forstår norsk?

Er nok en av de "nye svenskene" fra somalia, som faen ikke kan svensk engang.

>>127976758

You do know that NRK, Those who made it are so leftist it hurts right?

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Host: We have to end tonight show, but before we go, "Otto" has asked to say a few words, and it's not going to be a song this time.

Otto: No, I have something on my hearth, the immigrants have gotten a lot of media attention lately. And in that occasion I'd like to say a few words to you muslim immigrant men who sits in their living room ,watch tv and casually farts, while you self-sufficiently indulge in this all Norwegian tv show. Would you please lift up your turban to free your hears because you have to hear this.

It's about time you dare to let your wife go to the laundry hall without a veil, and if she would be so unfortunate to be 30min late because she had to wait in line, she should be allowed to live out the week, so far have we gotten.
And to you muslim immigrant fathers who lock up your marriageable daughters because you are afraid we Norwegians would grope them while they wait for their smoking fresh fly borne cousins from Karachi. Where the hell to you get that from? That we Norwegian would be interested in your women? Okey, maybe some of us would be tempted in having a wife who would obediently lay down under the kitchen counter after shes done with the dishes, but get on thing straight.
We Norwegians don't turn on burkas and stache!!
*Applause*

Finally, I would like to address anyone with dark skin.. We don't fucking trust you!
*Laughter*

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>>127973213
https://youtu.be/BIYOWSJN4kY
>Vi Nordmenn tenner ikke på burka og bart!
>Til dere som er morke i huden; Vi stoler faen ikke på dere

>>127973213
>ikke spreng deg, heng deg
>morsome overaskelser
i forgot how funny norwegian was

>>127974219
no

>>127979085
jag är rysk "svensk" och även jag kan fatta norska

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