Well, so much for the UK.

>>127969800
Do the english know that the 2 year wait was an attempt to politically reverse the brexit position?

>>127969986
wot u on about?

>>127969800

Conservatives were too confident in their victory and were bringing up ridiculous policies like legalising fox hunting, they underestimated the hate at the moment for elitists

Brexiters BTFO.

UK forever a part of EU.

>>127969986
Both main parties support brexit except Labour want to remain in the customs union so our economy doesn't get damaged.

>>127969800
The beady strikes again!

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>yougov

Anyone else think T may may is quite hot?.

I definitely let her blow me

>>127969800
Isn't this poll to you Brits in kind to one of ours from say Washington D.C.? Why are people extrapolating that to the entire country?

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Say it with me lads

Prime Minister Jeremy Corbyn

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>>127971067
I would go strawberry picking with her, dropping her off at her parents house after making a pie with her together.

>>127970503

They said there will be a vote for Fox hunting. Completely different from legalising it

>>127971618
No, 'westminster voting intentions' means voting intentions for the general election. Its misleading I know.

>>127971618
youguv is a polling site that pays people money to do polls/serveys and shit. its being advertised on facebook and may broke millenials are spamming the shit out of it, some even voting on their phone/computer/ipad multiple times.

>>127971996
Yeah, that has a stripe of 'tard in it.
>>127972041
Wait, those people buy spam? We did it for free.

>>127970690
> Labour want to remain in the customs union
people like that are called "Bremainers", its like brexit, but mainly remain. ;)

If we stay in Customs Union we have to stay in single market, if we stay in single market we can't stop brown people coming here.

tl;dr.... Brexit means Brexit

>>127972155
no Youguv pays people to take these polls and shit. companies pay Youguv to do these surveys so they can see if a product or w/e may or maynot do well. id say its a more honest way of doing buisiness research. But yea shills are spamming it combined with young voters being the ones that use Youguv more.
Dont forget that most of the youth vote wont even turn up, think it was 40ish% that turned up for brexit. could be worse, i do suspect its worse actually.

>>127969800
Never doubt the "shy Tory" effect.

Miliband's Labour were projected as a dead heat in the last general election and the Conservatives managed go squeeze out an overall majority.

Corbyns chances are pretty much fuck all squared.

The Comres methodology still has the conservatives coming out with a near 100 seat majority:

http://www.comresglobal.com/who-will-vote-and-why/

It'll be interesting to see the reaction if that actually happens..

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>>127969800
>Current year
>Lived through the 2016 election cycle
>trusts polls

>>127972290
Not true. Customs union is for goods and services only. Labour have committed to ending free movement.

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Average of all polls is still Tory 9-11% lead

>>127972290

This is something that has always bothered me: this idea that somehow brexit will mean fewer brown people. Who dyou think is going to replace the European immigrants and the (so far) paltry number of refugees? Canadians?

If we leave brexit the number of pakis, nogs and Chinamen will increase. If I had to choose between living next to a hardworking based pole or a family of pakis spanning four separate generations I know which one id pick.

>>127970382
>wot u on about?

"Oy Vey Goyim, you have to wait until we can subvert your political position to exit from the EU."

Savvy?

>>127969800
Rip

white men btfo

>>127969800
JUST KEK MY SHIT UP!
Brits are going down the drain so fast!
Ahahahahah!

>>127971976
Whats wrong with foxhunting as long as the hunters keep the fox population in check? Do you guys have a fox problem in the UK?

>>127973093

you know how pakis get in these days right?

they get to one of the european countries without borders, make way to UK as asylum seekers, disappear off the radar. Live in households of 10+generations

have kids - congrats you cant get deported now

ALWAYS TRUST THE POLLS GOYIM

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>>127974030
>>127972832
Yeah man remember how the polls showed LePen getting BTFO yet she went on to win? (((polls))) amirite?

>>127974667
Remember when Clinton had a 99% chance of winning?
Remember when brexit wasn't ever going to happen?

>>127969800
>tfw i didn't think this was real
what are you even doing bongs, this guy will cuck on the brexit deal

>>127969800
46 percent right wing
45 percent left wing
Britain

latest polls in Germany
62 percent right wing
34 percent left wing

Makes you think.

>>127973742
During the times of the fox hunts, they had to catch fox cubs and give them shelter until age 1 in order to have enough foxes to hunt.

Not even kidding. A fox can have up to 8 cubs, most of them die by age 1 - by caring for the cubs they artificially inflated the fox population to kill them again.

The number or Brits wanting to go fox hunting approaches 0.1 percent. Putting it into a legislative manifesto is beyond stupid if you want to win over the population.

>>127975659
'Right wing' in Germany is left wing in Britain

>>127969800
Incredible when the media here have been vilifying Corbyn 24/7 since he became Labour leader.

Seems everything the media does these days has the opposite effect.

>>127974667
Le Pen was always going to lose.
>Unattractive
>Female
>Old
>Woman
>with father that people hate, who their own laws literally 'convict of being a racist'
She never stood a chance

Now apply the rules of
>attractive
>no already hated relatives
>enemy is unattractive
>shitposts
>younger looking
to the current candidates

>>127976393
I doubt it. I am fairly familiar with UK politics and Labour/Corbyn are closest to our Linke which are communists.

The CSU is closest to Tories, the CDU is more centrist than the Tories in some areas and much more (e.g. healthcare) right wing in other areas.

Our FDP is more right wing than the LibDems by a long shot. And the AFD is akin to UKIP but polls higher than it.

>>127970677

Corbyn is pro-brexit. He spent his entire time as a "Remain" leader attacking predictions of other Remain leaders. He was historically a euroskeptic.

I say this as someone who voted Remain, but wants May to win this election.

Why the fuck did she call this election anyway? Didn't the tories already have a majority?

>>127969800
>polls

>>127969800
>>127969800
what the fuck is wrong with bongistan? how can you have any self respect with over half your parliament being full on social globalists trying to welfare every third world nation in the world? why dont you just rename yourselves pakistan honestly i just dont get it

>>127973742

The way it's done (running them down on horses with packs of dogs by aristocratic toffs) is what people hate.

No one really has a problem with controlling the population humanely by shooting them

>>127973854
He's just a remain tosser who trying to regret trip his peers.

He doesn't realise how many hoops one must jump through to emigrate straight here from a common wealth country as opposed to going on holiday to Germany and then mysteriously vanishing.

>>127976544

They've changed their tune now. Something happened and they all switched allegience about a month ago.

>>127976716

Because she thought she would we win an even larger majority. They were so over confident in the beginning that they thought they could stuff their manifesto full of crap (Internet censorship, dementia tax, pension cuts) and people would still vote for them.

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>>127969986
Worryingly it's a yank that is most clued up on British politics.

>>127970690
>>127970503
No they are and were not. Also the Lib Dems are as much a main party as Labour nowadays. Conservatives did not want Brexit, hence the very authoritative grey and white .gov logo sealed leaflets every household was sent before the vote telling us simple minded peons that a vote for Brexit was something the Gov did not feel was healthy.

The Tories fucked up by allowing us the referendum vote; at least from their own perspective, I voted leave twice and firmly believe the people would be better of independant, that they quite like to lose this election so they won't have to push forward with leaving. Instead it appears that the Tories are happy with letting a Labour/Lib dem coalition government piss 55% of us off when they join powers to cock block the bill.

The problem honestly is our politicians don't know how to lead a fully independent country. They've been so contented for 30 years with sitting back and doing what their masterminds tell them too with regards to everything except how to allocate what taxpayer funds are left; which of course end up being pocketed in their second cousins really expensive low quality council house repairs contract firms, civic gardening companies, and 'arts' funding all the while collecting lavish gifts of wealth from aforementioned second cousins.

Labour was like this, the Tories were like this, it's been this way for decades, maybe even centuries, those that rule from the shadows were the only ones qualified to actually run the country as they damn well knew they would be the ones doing so and educated themselves accordingly, the puppets Like Theresa May and Corbyn exist purely for the low brow circus theater of Westminster parliamentary debate.

>>127972290
Unless its the Labour version of Brexit which means, we'll negotiate whatever to remain in the free trade agreement and if they won't allow it we just won't leave.

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>>127971067

>>127969800
>People still believe in polls
>Even after Brexit
>Even after Hillary
>Even after pretty much everything

>in 2017
>2000 and fucking 17

Jesus wept, he really did. Cuntservatives will win, stop being a retard or I'll nuke your home with farts.

>>127969800
>Oy vey, you bedda throw this election if you know what's good for you!

The cuck line everyone below this line is a cuck

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>>127976547
>>Unattractive

>>127978634
You should actually kill yourself for voting leave.

>>127979923

Eh may just move to ROI as I'm a 3rd gen Irish Migrant descendant if things get to bad.

>>127969800
It's YouGov. Not the most reliable of pollsters. I'm not too worried just yet

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>>127969800
Yeah, because polls are so accurate, like when they predicted a Labour victory in 2015, a Remain victory in 2016 and Hillary Clinton winning the presidency.

Fucking moron.

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>>127969800
>Having female leaders

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>>127980246
Enjoy being in a country where the most extremem militant nationalists also suppport Muslims, refugees and mass immigration.

>>127979841
HAVE YOU EVEN LOOKED AT THAT SAGGY OLD BAGS FUCKEN TEETH YA CUNT

>>127978634
Britain needs to just cull the current representatives in blood, and then elect new ones who will continue government in the same fashion but are never able to punish anyone for the cull. Make sure Parliament remembers who they work for.

>>127969800
Yougov are going full retard at the moment, nothing has actually changed.

>>127970690
>so our economy doesn't get damaged
Good goy.

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>>127969800
Another victory for the Right! Get fucked Commie Corbyn!

>>127980515
Le pen. Face it, ypur muslim population actually votes. You probably wont

I'm an American, tell me what's going to happen to Britain.

I honestly don't know why yougov are doing this, as it's going to end up making them look incompetent all over again.

Either that or it's momentum shills.

>>127980581

You say that like England doesn't have 10x the problem.

>>127981057
Conservatives will win a massive majority, Labour will continue their spiral into irrelevance, nothing will change on the whole.

>>127980760

Honestly the parliamentary model is a joke.

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>>127981057
It's going to become the USBR (Union of Socialist British Republics)

All hail chairman Corbyn.

So did the Conservatives see that they had like a 60-40 advantage and go full imperial march revealing a bunch of stupid plans that have now completely tanked them where they thought they were untouchable? I remember a few weeks ago everyone was going on about how Labour had 0 chance.

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GUYS HE CANT WIN
TELL ME HE CANT WIN

Why the fuck would anyone vote Tory?

>>127981174
I don't know where the Conservatives or Labor stand, explain it to me like I'm retarded.

>>127981206
Cool, want us to send you some weapons so you can liberate yourselves?

*Temporary immunity to cuck line*.
>>127980923
You not go into any of the question time threads? Or /brit/pol threads? It's pretty much certain that every real brit posting on this site actually will vote. Now you on the other hand, you don't even have a passport, let alone a voting ID/card. Fat shit.

>>127981057
Conservatives will win but some jump in the polls (which is an unreliable poll by yougov, fucking yougov) and idiotic chimps from Ireland and the USA start spazzing like they understand how our politics works.

Protip faggots, you fucking well don't, so when we tell you that the Scots aren't going to vote for indy, they aren't going to vote for indy. If we fucking tell you we're going to vote to leave the EU, you had better fucking believe that we will vote that way, and if we fucking tell you that Conservatives will win then you pay fucking attention and learn that they will win and if we tell you that you will suck our unwashed dicks then by Christ are you going to suck those fucking dicks and enjoy every salty, cheesy second of it.

Got it? Good.

>>127981262
Nothing has actually changed. Don't believe these meme polls. All the other pollsters are predicting the same as before.

Also keep in mind that despite the whole "nice man" thing, Corbyn is not popular in general. Most won't want to vote for someone so weak, especially after a terrorist attack.

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>>127981176
We do not propose dictatorship.
Because the control of an elected parliament would still remain.

>>127981327
Read something before you come into a thread and expect us to summarise a whole political system in one meme post. There are plenty of resources that are better than anyone here.

>>127981417
He's also a terrorist supporter and enabler that wants no limit to how many shitskins can enter the UK, along with wanting to nationalise everything, borrow even more money and make it mandatory for every muslim male to rape every young white fetus still in the womb.

>>127970503
>rediculous policies
>like fox hunting

Your faggotry never stops amazing me

>>127975659
>>127976393

The right wing doesn't properly exist in either country.

>>127979923
bit rude that.

>>127981320
Well mainly so the EU doesn't fuck us over in the brexit negotiations.
The conservatives are threatening to walk away and resort to WTO rules if we don't get a good deal. That wouldn't just hurt us but hurt the EU, Labour wants to go into the negotiations and accept any deal the EU gives them.

>>127979923
>MUH FREEDOM FROM DA EVIL ENGLUSH!! MUH POTATTY!!!

>joins EU
>gets replaced by niggers
You are the one that should kill himself actually.

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LET'S MAKE IT HAPPEN BRITAIN

NIGEL 2022
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>>127982209
Cringing at posts like this. Yanks pretending they know our system despite understanding fuck all.

I can't imagine a limp-dicked halfman that can't answer a question straight like Corbyn leading the Brexit negotiations and even more so after his recent statements about his intentions on how he will handle the whole thing.

He is soft and from where I am standing a vote for Corbyn is a vote for remain.

>>127982386
I understand your system, cunt. You just aren't imaginative enough to will into fruition a UKIP landslide after five years of Corbynism

>>127982209
You're a pathetic ameritard

Just as pathetic as those who implied Marine had a chance

I'm happy you don't live in Europe

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>>127971067
CUMMY IN MUMMY

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>>127982781
>Just as pathetic as those who implied Marine had a chance
If by chance you mean the slimmest of slimmest of chances, then yes I suppose so.
This is a hypothetical election five years in the future, but if everyone here wants to support those who want to segregate the Internet, that's fine with me.

>>127982552
>JewKIP landslide

And you really don't know how our system works, do you? It's not a popular vote, so polls matter much less.

>>127981576
>wants no limit to how many shitskins

What's his position on immigration, honestly?
The thing about Corbyn is his plan to end the Trident nuclear deterrent. That shit is gonna make France a superpower, lad.

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>>127983370
>Attributes anon's half-assed memeing of a UKIP landslide in 2022 as not understanding Britain's parliamentary system
Don't mind us, we're just all laughing at you cunt

>>127969986

Do the Americans know that UK =/= England?

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>>127974899

The 99% chance of winning wasn't based on polls.

>>127970503
Is anyone even moderately concerned that the plan for dealing with terrorism seems to be pretending it will go away on its own, or that you just need to get used to it?

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>>127981057
Special Brew on tap at every venue.

>>127971618
YouGov is trash and polling in the UK is always lousy.

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>>127981798

>Swaps being ruled by the English to being ruled by the Germans

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Honestly I'm not even going to vote.

We're fucked either way.

If May wins she will take away our internet pornography and give us a police state.

If Farron wins we stay in the EU and continue to get fucked by Brussels.

If Corbyn wins, well... Actually Corbyn is seeming like the best candidate at the moment...

>>127973093

Why do Brits hate Poles so much?

>>127984684
they're rude and clog up warehouses

>>127979389

Quintessential British woman

>>127984576
>If May wins she will take away our internet pornography and give us a police state.

That's the only good argument for a Corbyn victory, and maybe that after drowning in debt and government overrule Brits will bring someone like B Johnson at the head of the Cons, & then the country

>>127984684
>>127984791
They don't know any Mexicans.

>>127984959
..it's a pretty good argument though

government controlled internet, or communist regime

not sure which is worse at this point

>>127984684
I assume poles are the British version of gypsies or Alb*nians.

Can I get a quick rundown on the british political parties?

The UK needs to purge all white people desu

>>127976662
>CDU
>more centrist

Tony Blair's New Labor is more conservative/right wing than the CDU.

>CSU
Only decent party

>FDP
LibDems and FDP aren't supposed to be complementary parties, it's like saying Republicans are more right wing than the SPD. LibDems campaign as centrists and FDP campaign as classical liberals.

>AfD
Yeah the only difference is UKIP actually achieved its objective of Brexit. Germany will never even allow a referendum on EU membership, not because the elites worry they'll lose, but because your general populace benefits from the EU structure at the expense of the rest of Europe.

Merkel is winning re-election. Jeb Bush and John Kasich would be right wing extremist Nazis in Germany. Go home Hans.

What's wrong pol, didn't you say porn was degenerate? Don't you want this?

It's a bollocks poll. Another on the same day has the tories 10% ahead

>>127987086
There's been multiple close polls for the last two weeks, Nigel. Always best to err on the side of caution

>>127969800
I don't get it, didn't the Conservatives win?

Isn't that good?

>>127986422
>tories = cuckservatives
>labour = pink commies
>lib dem = shitlibs
>ukip = kosher nationalists
>green = green commies
>snp = pro-eu scottish """""""""nationalists"""""""""

>>127969800
>Implying economic decay wouldn't be the best thing to happen.

Do you notice something different between Western and Eastern Europe? One was already burned by the Left, and they don't intend to be burnt again.

>>127969800
At least we'll be able to shitpost. Stupid Tory manifesto, YOU HAD ONE JOB MAY!

>>127969800
Implying Corbyn won't ultimately result in a Fascist backlash.

>>127976893

This pretty much

>>127984959
The internet....and social care cuts and dementia tax and school cuts, etc. There are a lot of reasons to avoid voting Tory. May only had to write "hard brexit" in the manifesto, but she went and fucked it up.

>>127986259
Honestly though, thinking logically. The way our government is run means we won't go full communist, however internet regulations are extremely likely.

>>127989003
What about the Trident missiles Corbyn isn't sure to keep?
What about the fact that he blamed Manchester on "too much foreign involvement in wars"?
What about his desire to implement a visa for low-skilled workers?

>>127989249
Those are shit, fuck Corbyn. I just hate the Tories more, their policies will impact me more as an individual.

>>127969800
Corbyn is anti-EU you retard.