Here are your options:

wait, isnt it lesbian for women?

>>127959803
As long as I can still be a folf then I'm good.

>>127959803
Here are your options

Gender:
Male
Birth Defect

Sexuality:
Heterosexual
Direct Current
Alternating Current

That's it. Any questions?

>>127959918


Are you this dumb?

>heterosexual = straight/straight (m/f)
>homosexual = gay/lesbian (m/f)
>bisexual = bisexual/bisexual (m/f)


I feel like I was baited while having to type that.

>>127959990


>thinks females don't exist


You've been on 4chan too long.

>>127960100
i never knew homosexual means lesbian too.

>>127960233


You are so fucking dense.

If you're [strictly] homo and a guy, you're a gay.
If you're [strictly] homo and a girl, you're a lesbian.


If you're both hetero and homo, you're bisexual, regardless of gender. Not a gay, not a lesbian.

>>127959803
Gender:
>female, as life isn't hard for them, provided they're not ugly as satan: they got gibs, they are pampered, you aren't expected to give your soul away so you can get money and be seen as successful, you don't need to hit on people - they'll be hitting on you and paying stuff for you.
Sexuality
>homosexual: fuck men they ugly and disgusting as fuck, better be a girl that preys onto cute girls.

>>127959803

I choose male heterosexual

>>127960528


normie

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>>127959990
thanks Mike.

>>127959803
I would ejaculate inside her and make blue-eyed, white babies, if you know what I mean

>>127960733


You guys are literally retarded. OP wasn't saying you can be trans, he was just stating the categories all people find themselves in.

>>127960850


she would never let you, get rekt

>>127959803
What about asexual?

>>127960914
rare and probably impossible

low libido maybe

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>>127959803
Ahmm, Here are your options:

Gender:
>Set by God as either male or female

Sexuality:
>Heterosexual

What options?

>>127961983


dumb as a rock

>>127961983


There's no proof that a god exists.

Why do you believe in one?

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>>127960347
Tell us about your pronouns anon.

>>127962501
your next breath is proof that god exists

>>127959918
You are making our country look bad. Kill yourself you dumb nigger.

>>127963418
>your next breath is proof that god exists

>God exists because it's in the bible.
>The bible is true because God says so.

HURR DURR RELIGUM

No, here are your options.

Born:
>male
or
>female
and you're
>heterosexual
Or you die.

That's it. Any questions?

>>127964074
Hell is for ever!

I put forward a motion to change it to the following
Gender:
"dick"
"cunt"
Sexuality
"dicksucker"
"carpet muncher"
"just needs a pulse"
Mandatory quotation marks, airquotes during speech are optional but encouraged

>>127964499


Not if it doesn't exist, retard. In fact that makes it 0 seconds long. i.e. NEVER

>>127959803
Uh excuse me I am a Xer

>>127959918
>first post is WORST post

WHATEVER dude

>>127959803
bisexual IS homosexual

>>127966472


it's also heterosexual


heterosexual+homosexual=bisexual


simple math, pleb, 1+1=2