>It's 1st June already

I'm waiting for the sanctions, EU

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>>127956939
9 more days until I turn 21

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>>127956939
>Old format of drivers licence becomes void in 10 days

And I'm still a virgin

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>>127956939
>I'm 30
>I spent half my life on 4chan
>H A L F
Rev up those fryers.

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>9 days until E3

>>127957271
>tfw turning 30 this year
when did all this time go fuck

>>127956939
Shit, half the year is over already.

>>127957315
OH BOY I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE ALL THE PRO-PROGRESSIVE AND ANTI-WHITE GAMES THIS YEAR.

>1990 was 37 years ago
Where did the time go lads

>>127957059
5 for me. Happy early birthday, fellow June robot.

She had blue skin,
And so did he.
He kept it hid
And so did she.
They searched for blue
Their whole life through.
Then passed right by
And never knew.

>>127957464
My favorites have the modestly dressed ladies with angry kirby eyebrows

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>>127957348
thankfully I spent my time wisely andaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-

I'm fine. I've l-learned so much.

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>>127957054
kek, poland stronk

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>>127956939
>Closer to 2030 than 2000
Take me home country roads

>>127957271
If you keep up your health, maybe you'll realize you're 65 tomorrow.

>>127957802
>pic
Aaaaaaaaand that's how we like it

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Yeah and I've lost 40 pounds since the year started

I AM ALSO NO LONGER A NEET

PRAY FOR ME /POL/

>>127957624
I like the ones that are anime

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>mfw might be new cicada 3301 update today

>>127957587
4th for me and I turn 22. Happy birthday to you man

>>127957854
I'll get a good work-out stoning abomination in the upcoming day of the rock.

>>127958204
If Light days don't catch us both

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>>127956939
>rent is due

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>1990 was twenty seven years ago

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>>127956939
Thank you! Almost forgot to pay my bills.

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>>127958446
>Not paying rent the day before

>>127956939
I should be selling an AKM today if the buyer has cash together.

>>127956939
I turned 21 this year. The older I get, the faster time passes. I want it to slow down...

>>127957271
but 4chan is only 14 years old

>>127958928
Get busy, it only gets faster.

>>127959069
If you start someones life at about 15 then it works.

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>>127958928
Live life to the fullest because I wouldn't be surprised if Vucic becomes a pawn of RUSSIA.

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>>127959198
i know but then it would be about half, not exactly half, sorry my autism is showing

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>1969 was 83 years ago

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>>127956939
>Turning 27 this month

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>>127959298
'Shrek' came out 34 years ago

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It has been 5742 days since 9/11

Did you forget?

>>127959264
Doubt it. Vucic is the EU's bitch. He would definitely turn to Russia if it somehow became more advantageous to him but that's unlikely to happen.

He's going to keep giving gypsies more benefits than what actual Serbs get to appear more progressive to the EU.

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>>127959530
the moon landing was 12 years ago

>>127959744
no it wasn't you dummy

>>127956939
Im 23 and i feel pathetic. 4chan is that drug that kills you so slow you dont notice it until its too late. Getting on this site was a mistake. I turned neet just to have more time to browse here. I want to go back

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>>127956939
how do we go back

>>127959792
>I turned neet just to have more time to browse here.
more like you turned neet to spend as much time away from your overbearing mother as possible without provoking her by moving out
clean your damn room

>>127959269
truth is I've only been here 13 years. I'm just exaggerating for dramatic effect because I'm an artist.

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>>127959371
>Turning 37 this month

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>closer to year 2030 than 9/11

>>127957271
25 years old, here since 2007

4chan until the day i die

>>127958581
huh? -NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

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I wish I could bluepill myself

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im turning 22 and it doesnt even feel like life started

>>127956939
Not yet

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>>127959973
>turning 804 this cycle

Feels blorg man

DNC Murdered Seth Rich

>>127958084

I turn 29 on the 8th. Been on 4chan since around 2004. Feel like I've lived around 30 lifetimes at this point tbqh

>>127957401
American """""education""""

>>127957536
You mean 27?

>>127957271
>people who started browsing 4chan when it started in their college years are nearly 40

I'm tired of /pol/'s pessimistic nihilism. All you guys do is rant about how fucked everything is, yet you offer no viable solutions or do anything about it. Fuck you all and fuck this place

>>127957271

28. 29 in August.

Fuck.

>>127960274
STONING
DEGENERATES & FAGS
T O D E A T H

Don't you fucking dare tell me I've presented no solutions. The Bible tells you to STONE them. STONE THEM.

>23 next week and still living in my moms appartment
>only have 500 dollars to my name

kill me..

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>20th birthday is in december
>mfw realizing ive been alive for 20 years and can't remember a single positive thing happening within that time span

>>127960352
what are you doing with dollars? Change that shit to euro mate

>>127960352
Just go outside. Your friendly local shitskin will help you

Im 21 and madly In love with a 29 year old woman that has a boyfriend. Kill me boys time is my greatest enemy

>>127960428
I really blossomed when I turned 25.

Now I threaten people on the internet.

>>127960477

WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP IT'S THA 1ST OF THA MONTH

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4j_cOsgRY7w

>>127960442
this is an english board, I figured you wouldn't know how much 5000 crowns is

>>127960457
just wrek their relationship. Are you man enough to out-chad the chad?
Do you even lift?

>>127960543
oops meant to reply to OP

>>127959744
Genesis was 21 years ago. Time flies

>>127960546
lol sweden doesn't use EUROs?
How is that the one thing they are independent on?

>>127960613
no we do not

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>>127956939
>is she left me almost 6 months ago

>>127960556
>just wrek their relationship. Are you man enough to out-chad the chad?
I'm working on it pal and I'm going all the way and wont quit until all hope is lost even though I'm not optimistic
>Do you even lift?
Yes I always lift away the feels

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>>127960744
>dropped out of school six months ago

>>127957271
same it has been a long time since "shoop da whoop" and "habeeb it"

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feels thread

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>It's been 4 years, 2 months, 5 days, 8 hours and 21 minutes

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>>127957059
One month til I'm 25.

>>127961107
You gave me a much needed laugh God bless you

>>127960248
no

>>127960248
It's a meme boi

>>127957464
yeah but Destiny 2 should have more reveals and thats not full of sjw stuff so be pumped for that

>>127960055
Same I'm 21 but feel 16

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>>127956939
>tfw graduated in may and can not longer bum around without having a job

>>127961449
You mean high school

>>127957059
10 days until im 26.
bretty sad desu

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>>127961127
>its been one week since you looked at me

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>>127961076
>I invented shoop da whoop
>now I just save pepes

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>>127956939
>2nd semester examination starts in 4 days
>I'm not ready
>I'm shitposting on 4chink

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enjoy good sir

>>127961358
Did you seriously just recommend me the modern CoD? How old are you? Is the summer meme real?

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>>127961564
>Released: 1998

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Trump's been president 6 years already

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>>127960744
me too brother
why did she do that to me

>>127961568
Proof it

>>127961539
college lad

>>127961718
I was in the thread and drew the lazor on blackfaced cell. and made the whoooooooop long. pre-'chargin mah lazor' text

it was a group effort, but I had my role.

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>>127957059
2 months until im 34

>>127961720
The fuck nigger you didn't work while in college damn degenerate

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>all these 30 year olds think they're old
try being 48

>>127957059
One month until 30. Not so bad, just stay in shape.

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>>127961884
>he doesn't get paid to go to school

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>>127961884
>not having rich parents
Fucking pleb

>>127956939
Nigga time flies when you so stuck in ever change timelines, that one day you are a fat fuck who is on verge of suicide to the next day helping America go 1488 to getting fit as fuck. Nigga I can't even remember the last few days fuck.

>>127961568
nice to meet you good work, that meme is still remembered

>>127961668
im 30 but I still like Destiny, its pretty different from CoD or Battlefield, probly more apt to say its the new Halo

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>That 70's show started in 1998
>an equivalent That 90's show would start next year

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>New years 2018 is now closer than 2017
>It's been over 2 years since Trump announced he would run for POTUS
>GamerGate was 3 years ago
>It's been over a decade since the first STALKER was released
>More time has passed between 1993 and 2017 than between 1967 and 1991

>>127957271
turning 31 in a few months. I still blame boomers.

>>127959939
>I'm an autist
Ftfy oldfag

>>127958760
>>127958446

I always allow $5/day off up to 10 days early anon save 50 bux a month. come live in my shacks.
(also its $10/day late fee up to eviction)

>>127956939
My PlayStation plus membership is up today.

>>127957315
>>>/v/

>>127960055
>>127961449

what no one tells you is that even though your body gets old as shit your brain always feels like its 18. at least where mines at now.


it only gets worse anon

>>127962672
It's alright, just no point in recommending it since every console player in the world has touched it at one point or another, that's the point I was trying to make.

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>>127962895
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADSJGHSDFGASG

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>video uploaded 7 years ago
>upload date:2010

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I turned 18 4 days ago and I'm not graduating

>>127962773
How can you not blame boomers? They're still sleepwalking.

But hey, I have sympathy. They actually managed to find a place in this psycho world. Good for them.

>Immigration act and womens rights were the 'greatest generation's fault

>>127958446
I still owe half of last months....rip guys

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>>127963642

>There are now videos that are 12 years old on youtube
>17 year olds and below can't remember a world without youtube and social media

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I'm 21 and already feel drained. I can't imagine how anyone does this for decades past there 30s

>>127963871
>youth today will never spend endless summers on a bike riding in the sun
>youth today will never build snow caves in the winter and have snowball fights with all the kids in the neighbourhood

>>127961590
> finish institute like 10 years ago
> fills goodman
never again

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>one more year until people born in 2000 can vote

>>127963871
>>17 year olds and below can't remember a world without youtube and social media

Holy shit, that's weird as fuck now that I think about it.

I have successfully lost most friends due to my negative and constant rant on liberal viewpoints and political orientations.

I do not feel the slightest remorse.

>>127964161
oh yeah I buried those fucking faggots

even people i only kind of knew. i tore them down when they texted me. haha.

>>127964034
Im turning 31 in September and Im happier than ever, don't let /pol/s negative vibes get you down young bogan, it gets better.

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>>127957059
two till 26... what a year it's been, anon

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>>127964229
yeah my life is perfect

i like despondent pepes

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>>127963636

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>>127961179
And you're still on here? Feel sorry for you lad.

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>>127956939

Feels like November 8th was just last month.

Life is short.

>>127958928
Time has been passing like lightning since I was 10 years old. It's only speeding up - New Year (which I spent alone) seems like a couple of weeks ago. I want this ride to end

>>127963778
>tfw you're finally not underageb&
strange feel

>>127956939
Maybe June will be the month where I'm finally healthy

>>127957059
gunna be 27 this month sheeeeeeeeeeeet

>>127964079
I'm the 18 year old above and I rode my bike around town and played with other kids in my neighborhood and jumped around till I got the wind knocked out of me but I still feel like my childhood will never be as good as past generations. I do miss being a kid, the sun felt warmer and the world felt so big and unknown like a blank map. I remember getting in the car going on car rides with my parents and looking out the back window yelling to tell my parents to drive faster because the clouds were chasing us. I wish I was a kid again. Also it really sucks growing up realizing that you live in a shitty neighborhood filled with gang bangers and drug dealers. That broke my heart.

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>>127957059
2 more minutes till I'm 18

I am fifty this year.
The beatles were till trendy when I was born.
Life is speeding up and away.
Even youngsters say this about time going faster.

>>127964229
I know, but still I feel behind. Maybe it's cause everyone in my family is normal and got their life together

>>127964523
Same!

>>127964681
Me2onsaturdayandireallyreallyhaventaccomplishedmuchintheworldnoskillsnohighpayingjobnoeducation

>>127964878
I'm 19 and I played outside my whole childhood too. I miss sledding and playing in the sprinkler. It was such a fun and carefree time. My younger siblings play outside too, but there's just not as many kids in our neighborhood that are their age.

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>>127964139
>Holy shit, that's weird as fuck now that I think about it.

I can barely image the damage. They grow up to be trendies on social media with x amount of likes or "friends".
I played outside with sticks, built bows and collected rocks. I hate technology.

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>>127964670
Yeah it kinda is. I remember getting banned one last year because I told some anon on /mu/ that I was in highschool. That anon later became my current girlfriend.

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>>127957271
>I spent half my life on 4chan
iktfb, It's kinda surreal to think about it

>>127964951
Reported

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>>127964572
Sorry anon it's too late

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>>127956939
>recently graduated
>need to get a job
>have no more excuses anymore
>wish I could be a carefree young NEET again

Feels bad man.

>>127961179
One month till im 24

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>>127957271
reminder we might all die in september and there's going to be a solar eclipse and we're going to try to blow up saturn. besides that life is wasting away, it's been so-so. almost worthwhile. millie weaver attached.

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>>127956939
still no wall.

These are the saddest thread ever. :'(

>>127966558
I like your countries Indian food, or at least Indian food places here

>>127966793
Oops country's I'm on mobile

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I can't fucking believe it's June, it feels like new year's was just some weeks ago, it's insane that one night I'm viewing the inauguration of Trump and the next day I'm taking exams

>>127957059
20 in june 19 bby
Tfw share bday of the national hero

>tfw it only seems like yesterday that you were on holiday with the lads in Tenerife getting blown by some bird of questionable age from Wigan
>tfw you wake up and 12 years have gone by and you're 33 years old with a bad back

trump turns 71 on the 14th

>>127966385
what's with saturn?

>>127960274
The solution I offer is ethnic genocide

>>127957059
23 in a few days

MAKE IT FUCKING STOP

>>127964161
Liberals don't make good friends. Like mindedness is necessary for trust.

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>4th of july is soon
GET READY BOYS

Today is my birthday! I'm finally old enough to say my age without b&

Polands fat, swinging cock grows larger by the minute.

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>>127957906
Awesome, I've started working out.

>>127968356
22 in 21 days

HELP

>must finish my memoire in 10 days
>can't stopping thinking about a blonde qt who was flirting with me last night
>I invited her for a ride to the beach tomorrow

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June 1 is nazi salute day

be sure to play your part

another day to my death
it really is hard when the doctor expects you to die in 2020

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>>127957059
14d till I'm 20. Lost my virginity this year too so I got that checked off and doing better then all my friends

>>127957808
Will be 40 in 4 years. Just need to get my shit together and become a health fanatic so I can feel young and fit again

>>127958581
That Simpsons episode where grampa simpson say "I used to be with it but then they changed what it was..." is 22 years old. The flash back scene where he says that was set in 1976, only 19 years before 1995. The episode is now older than the time difference in that episode.

TFW kids today think of Smashing Pumpkins the same way Bart thinks of Homer's old dinosaur 70s music.

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>1933 was 30,652 days ago

>>127961970
Get fit, get healthy. You've still got time. Embracing new things is the way to feeling young

>>127971019
there's a secret to that and it's not hyping yourself up

its hanging out at a place where you can be active... and getting bored until you do it a lot.

then making that routine. I do it with baskeyball

>>127962701
D-dont... not yet... I still feel so young

>>127968356
>Complaining about being 23

Wait 2 more years, its when you reach 25 were your age really starts to hit you. Especially when you feel directionless.

>>127957059
12 days till i turn 21 my bro, were gonna make it

>>127972114
>tfw you got 2 years to get your shit together
fuck
And I still got no motivation to write those reports for college.
Should have stayed away from math as far as possible, but I had to fall for STEM meme, dammit.

>>127956939
i started to work out since february and gained some muscle on my arms. feels kind of good man

>>127957808
>closer to 2030 than to 2000
I just want wake up four years old again in 2000. Time is moving faster and faster.

>>127973194
no you dont, nothing would change, youd end right back here.

you feel the call of the void yet?

>>127960274
We tried. And trump is a zionist shill. Might as well bitterly watch the West go out with a winner and think about better days.