/CPD/ CHICAGO POLICE SCANNER THREAD : REAL ROBERT HOURS EDITION

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First for couting

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boom!

>>127950173
Thank Yewwwww Rrroooobbbeeerrtt

Arrogant Frog blasting jams too loud, crack some skulls

why do people even bother calling in loud music to the police, its not like they can hear it over the sound of gunshots anyway...

Just joining, anything fun I've missed tonight?

>Non-stop violence, they feed us cascades
>Of nonbelievers dying in the sand.
>Feeding us with violence, we face the fall of man.
>Believe me, and catch me if you can.

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Where my Roberts at!?

Check your keys Roberts

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>>127950322
Checking this fresh bread, OP always checks his keys

>>127950429
Gangsters fighting in ally
5 men in ally 3 have guns drawn
12 shots fired

Female black stabbed another female

>>127950429
>black female stabbing another female
>Male Black shot in both legs, says he doesn't know where it happened
Guess they are finding their second wind after the bloodshed of this holiday weekend

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Awesome, someone else got it I baked one also, but this will do nicely.

Reckless driver on Sheridan, white F150 cut the caller off

Woman driver calling in, damn bitch drive faster

Wellbeing check Uh oh kid and female screaming then car drove off fast

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>calling 911 to complain about getting cut off

>>127950611
This gif is best gif, your digits confirm

>>127950727
Feminist pissed off by a truck

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>>127950866
TOXIC
MASCULINITY
AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Transport trucks to the jail gonna make multiple trips, Robert says - chitownmugshots gonna be great tomorrow

>threatened by female hispanic with a knife

Female Hispanic in a yellow Cobalt tryna stab another bitch over a parking spot

Sounds Puerto Rican

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Was just tuning in an saw the thread over 300 so I figured I would bake. How you Roberts doing tonight? Hope everyone is /comfy/.

Also I made this using a pic someone uploaded a few nights ago, what do yall think?

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>all over a parking spot

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>>127950952
FUCKING WHITE MASCULINE TRUCK REEEE

>>127950989
>over a parking spot

>>127951058
PURPLE HAZE! ALL THROUGH MUH BRAIN!

>what do you need friendo

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>>127951058
You are on the right track, my dude. Were you the one asking about my methods before?

>>127951058
Awesome pic Robert, saved
Thanks for the bread
I'm max comfy, on couch, windows open nice night 7 beers deep.

>>127951218
has the "DJ" been back to entertain Robert? I've heard Blinded by the Light at least once more since the night you made this

Commercial alarm - Hump Day Niqqa shopping sprees kicking off 30 minutes early

>>127951409
Same here, one other Blinded and one In The Air Tonight over the weekend

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>>127951218
no I'm the Robert who spams pic related every time I hear Robert going for the high score. But I can understand the confusion us Roberts look pretty similar.

>>127951409
We had another song incident over open key, not sure if same cop or not, kek.

>>127951495
>In The Air Tonight
haven't heard that one

Leland Halfway house folks fighting

Loud music apt call aka wasting Robert's time

>>127951566
Oh, cool. Well that city pic came out nicely, mane.

>>127951654
S5 Robert music is loud building code 12

OH SHIT ROBERTS GO HELP 1223 ROBERT B4 HE GETS BLACKED

>Robert needs another unit
>chimping noises in the background
geee, I wonder what the problem could be?

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>>127951870
>>127951918
COONS! COONS! THEY'RE COMING OUT OF THE
>Sewers

>>127952035
>WE WUZ NINJA TURTLES

>Truck on fire!

Truck on fire

Did that bitch from earlier set that white truck on fire?

>truck on fire

>>127951698
Thanks, Im finally getting into learning how to use GIMP.

>supposed to be a truck on fire
No, no there's not

>>127952431
>Did that bitch from earlier set that white truck on fire?
Holy fuck that would be an awesome twist.

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>>127952431
Well it did traffic rape her so it's only just to set it on fire

[nigging in the background intensifies]

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>>127952596
YOUR DRIVING IS RAAAAAAAPPPPEEE

>TFN
>black lives matter my ass
Disregard Robert

NIQQAS STEALING CABS

Why is this general so fucking mean to outsiders i asked a bunch of times what a key is and people are like LURK MORE FEGGET

i mean that's not even in some /b/ their thread fuck u all you are like mentlegens that sip whiskey while listening to the world's destruction.

>youre gonna love that one

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AW SHIEEIT. Not even RNH yet and we've got some quality coonery afoot.

>>127953200
a

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>>127953200

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I am excited about the RNH. I have a feeling tonight is going to be really good.

>>127953283
LEAF HAHAHA UA RE SO FUNNY

>bathroom vent on fire

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>>127953200
>/cpd/ is mean
you've clearly never lurked in these threads before

>>127953213
At the Esquire Hotel, sounds like "Laura" up to some crazy allegations

>>127953388
Thank you fellow Robert I couldn't tell exactly what in the bathroom was on fire, sounded like bathroom tent

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>>127952957
Negitive 23Robert we are 10-47 at Gibsons of Rush N

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>>127953200
Check your keys means the microphone was locked on and they were transmitting continually.

7 SHOTS

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SEVEN
SEVEN SHOTS FIRED
AH AH AH

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>>127953643
I hope VietRobert comes back. His OC is pretty dope.

>>127953621
can someone put Paul Blarts head on there? Just looks like it should be him

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Seven!

>>127953754
Fucking Kek I hadn't seen that one

Person down, passed out at the bus stop

> 15 men fightin on the street

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>>127953652
>>127953679
>>127953794

>>127953754
I know. I love his stuff

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>>127953859
I love counting these things

Seven hahahahahaha

>>127953830
I have RvR 1 through 5, missing any?

>>127954020
That's the full set so far, Robert.

Yes, we are all glad the niggers are shooting niggers, but what if the niggers get shot so many times they develop a genetic resistance to bullets?

can i get a brief history on these threads, how long has listening to CPD's radio been a thing?

Anybody ever invite Tommy Soto to hang in here?

>>127954149
Imagine if the Jews eventually gained a genetic resistance to ovens

shit would be nuts

>>127954149
>they develop a genetic resistance to bullets?
That would be the beginning of the end, wouldn't it? Like superbug strains and sheeiit

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>>127954198
I only found these threads when they bled over to /k/. From what I gather this has been going on for about a year?

>>127954198
two years dedicated to Chicago. Multiple, including Nigs @ Nite.

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>>127954085
It's hard to pic a favorite but RvR 3 is up there
Also, threadly reminder we are in
REAL
ROBERT
HOURS

>>127954341
but im sure it's been a thing much longer, people listen to shortwave all day like we fap to anime

Toronto here where u all from?

>>127954403
My granddad used to listen to the dispatch radio back when he was raising my mom, if that's anything. Would've been some 50 years ago.

>>127954401
I can see them being on dvd cases in a spinning rack at a chintzy gas station in the ghetto. They feel like low budget blacksploitation flick posters.

>>127953434

These threads are full of awesome Roberts, maybe a few Robertas. Amazing OC and comfy as fuck. Clearly has not spent any time here.

the fuck is robert shorthand for?

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>>127954567
I bet there was some wild shit on the radio back then

>>127954567
Your gramps must have a boss ass basement

>OOOOOH YEEEEAAH

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>>127954621

DID I JUST HEAR MACHOMAN!??!?!?!?!

>>127954621
male blacks bow to the Roberts

in contact with FBI,

rumoured to employ psychic operatives,

control Chicongo with an iron fist,

own castles and banks all along the lake downtown,

direct descendants of the ancient royal blood line that started the last Day of the Flame in Chicongo

will bankroll the first civilization in Detroit in decades (Robertsville will be be the first suburb),

own basically every crime fighting research facility in the Midwest,

first designer babies will be Roberts,

Roberts said to have 200+ IQ

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>>127954723
SNAP INTO A SLIM JIM NIGGER!

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>>127954755
>When dat RUNDOWN hits u hard

Whichever one of you Robert's is doing the season 1 family photo please add Randy Savage

>OH YEAAAAAAH

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>>127954708
thanks
>>127954755
fuck u

Comfy /cpd/ night here in Commiefornia, but I live in a white city so there is barely any active crime

[yelling in back ground]

>>127954755

fucking kek

>car theft
o boi

>>127954403
Back in 2001 my friends parents had a scanner and we would listen to it in the evening instead of watching tv. It would pick up police & fire.

>>127955325
nice, what about now, are they all digitized and it can't be picked up?

>>127955408

No, they're still using analog lol, even if they did use digital there are digital scanners.

>WE HAVE HIM DETAINED

[HEAVY BREATHING]

>>127951218

Teach me senpai. For the glory of Robert, teach me.

??

>oooooooooOOOOOOOOOoooooo

>>127955408
I have no Idea. Around 2004-5 the people I would buy meth off of had one that was about the same set up. I haven't seen one since.

>Hello out there

What the fuck was that?

>>127955783
late night shens? with as fucked up and depressing as shit gets in Chicongo, I'm sure it's just gallows humor

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>>127955682
>>127955576
Jesus so criminals can just hear them?

that's just fucked up.

also why can't they use a cell type service.. that's what i thought digitized meant.

>>127955682

They're still around you can pick em up at Radioshack.

>>127955891

>implying nigs are gonna use police scanners

>>127955891
Yeah that's why they had one. When they got busted they got an additional charge for having one while committing a crime.

>>127950173
Until those pigs start forming right wing "safety" squads, fuck em

>>127955891
If the police are going in for a planned raid they will not use the dispatch radio, whey will use cell phones.

>>127955891
Dindus aren't expected to use them, and desu I don't expect them to, either. Plus, getting someone called on you while you have a scanner means you're already fucked anyways, since you have a scanner.

>>127956041
do you still smoke meth?

I've tried it once myself, out of a fucking lightbulb. I was fucked up for 24 hours and neve touched it again.

>4 dindus rolling around robbing people
>CAPTCHA: BLAK SIGNAL

>>127956160
Yeah that's the answer, these are the taxis of the cop world.
>>127956189
I wouldn't underestimate the higher ups.

>40 year old acting crazy and he's on crack

"40 year old what, i don't know"

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>40 year old what? I don't know!
made me kek for some reason

>>127956311

As a former Chicago resident, most of the street gangs operate on the lowest common denominator. These aren't huge lynch pin mafias, it's just block monkeys for the most part.

>>127956225
Hell no, fuck that shit, I joined the Navy and traded drug abuse for clean acceptable alcoholism. Haven't touched it in years.

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>>127956570
well fucking A, good on you.

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>>127956409
call me bling bling

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>check out the map of shootings for this year
>tfw someone was shot somewhere I used to jog at night on the northwest side

>>127956647
Even pill heads look down on tweekers, never mess with that shit, it will steal your soul, don't trust anyone that does it, it posses people like a fucking demon.

>>slow your roll

[SOS Intensifies[

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I am so comfy listening to this (and glad I con't live in Chicongo). I can't imagine what it must be like living in Chicago or Detroit.

>Hello out there
Woo! We're here too

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>>127957705
Senpai noticed us

I'm out Roberts. Stay safe out there.

>>127958097
10-42 Robert

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>pizza delivery guys hyundai elantra got jacked?
lol did i hear that right?

>>127958717
Left it running

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>>127958717
>did i hear that right?
I feel like I ask myself that at least once a night listening to /CPD/

>male black laying on the ground masturbating
>he's wearing a fishing hat

>Male black masturbating

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>>127957187
this guy's yt channel is basically him driving around the roughest areas of mainly Detroit with some Chicago thrown in, too
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCXpkSlxIY73Wr6jbCb2eKLA

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>male black laying on the ground, masturbating
>that's what this call says

>>127958883
>>127958884
I wonder if that's the serial masterbator from the other night

>>127958844
true story. they might consider doing a rewind feature on the feed

Anyone else listening on the ambient music tracker? It's quite spooky lol

>15 year old took some pills

>they took his wallet

>>127955958
Not any more you can't...

>>127950433
Apoptygma Berserk. Non-stop violence. You deserve a cookie for that reference

>trying to saw open the callers back gate

hahaha

>five men with a large moving truck trying to saw open the back gate

>>127959775

Really? I know they're still readily available, last time I visited my father he had bought one.

>>127960097
>implying radio shack sells anything other than phones and shit-tier laptops anymore

>>127960028

Mexican scrap truck. They're literally stealing people's metal doors to their backyards.

>>127960246

All locations are closed as of yesterday, Radioshack is gone man.

>>127960282
Only the doors? I'm surprised they're not stealing fences, hot water heaters, and fire hydrants too.

>>127960282

Oh no shit? The more you know..

>>127960097
I just mean you won't get it from Radio Schmuck, because they finally closed all the stores AFAIK

>>127960990

Right I gathered it after the other anon told me

I'm visiting chicago soon. what should I keep in mind?

>>127960620
They do steal bronze fire hydrant threads

>guy masterbating

>>127961613
Prayers

>>127961637
kekked

>>127961637
Sexy night they have there in Chicongo.

Lmao, the Masterbandit coimes again.

>>127961613
dont go near rockwell, apparently..

>>127961702
she does sound sexy... hnngg

>>127961613

Stay above like 25th street and don't go too far west and you should do fine. Also, don't flash your cash around in the street and tell the bums to fuck off.

>Irish jigs on uchecked keys

>>127961972
this is pretty gud

>>127961972
Don't tell the bums to fuck off or do?

>>127963955

Do tell the bums to fuck off, never give them anything or you'll have every bum in eyesight coming up to you.

>heard someone outside yelling please don't kill me

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>body removal

>14 y/o with a knife on the mother

>>127964050
This. And if you get sucked into having to say anything, just say some shit like "eh sorry, I don't carry cash" or "I don't smoke" if they ask for a cigarette, but in any case keep walking. Then there's common sense shit like not walking down alleys because even in populated areas you can get mugged.

This Robert does not seem to know how body removal works

>>127965250
>you understand the crime lab is not the detectives, right?
lel

I wonder if that dude knows he's got an audience to his being smoked out by dispatch just now.

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>>127965425
>ywn be bullied by Sassy Dispatch in front of thousands of online listeners
Why even live

>robbed my 3 female whites and a male hispanic
>mentally challenged

>>127966874

Just heard it lol, rare happenings on the female whites

>baby daddy jumped on her

>roommate's girlfriend climbed in through the window
>refuses to leave

>>127968671

>girls out, reeeeeee

open key???

>>127969994
Wonder if this is the same noob robert who didn't know how to body removal

do you guys hear this static or is it just me? sounds like open key

>>127971072

Yep that's asll I'm hearing

>>127971289
lol of course it ends right after you confirmed

looks like dispatch is back. Then it gets quiet as a mouse again. I wonder what is going on that they are hiding.

>>127973426

Quiet night for Male Black, he had a bloody rampage this weekend

>>127973665
I don't understand why it is so quiet. It usually is so active with non-stop dispatch. Tonight is strange.

>>127974120
Calm before the storm? Everyone got their gibs today at midnight. Prepare for a good weekend roberts