You are transported to 1936 Germany and you are face to face

*BBRRRAAAAAAAAAAPPP*

>>127949311
Don't invade Russia during winter.

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>>127949311
I'm from the future, gas every Jew.

>>127949311
keep up the good work my nigga

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Go around Poland to attack USSR.

>>127949311
Bomb Britain's airforce first; don't invade Russia.

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>>127949311
Nuclear chemistry !

>>127949311
ayy mi adolf, no entiendo
jajaja
And then I teleport out of there.

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>>127949311
Prepare for cultural enrichment goyim *hand rubbing*

>>127950346

nice Yucatán IP

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>>127949311
I WISH YOU WOULD STEP BACK FROM THAT LEDGE MAH FREND
YOU CAN
CUT TIES WITH ALL THE LIES THAT YOUVE BEEN LIVIN IN
AND IF
YOU DID NOT WANT TO BLITZKRIEG AGAIN
I WOULD UNDERSTAAAAAAAAAAAAAND

>>127949311
You army attacking stalingrad becomes surrounded and defeated, crippling military might.
Use this information to ensure a place in this world as a savior of the white race Adolf.

Then he would look at me confusedly because i dont know fucking German and history repeats itself.

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>>127949311
GIve Koreans shekels, they are good goy

Listen to generals! no invade Russia winter!

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>>127949311
"Mussolini is shit don't ally with Shitaly"

>>127949311
don't invade russia until you beat england

>>127950647
Hitler spoke fluent english you mong

Focus on Nuclear, you fucking faggot.

>>127950910
No, he didn't. He spoke only German.

>>127949311
Defend your border against Russia; don't attack.

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>>127949311
get albert einstein to build nuclear bomb!!

>>127949311
Give me your cummies daddy.

Leave Russia alone

>>127951144
honestly, this.

>>127949311
I don't speak German?

>>127949311
Build Nuclear Weapons, invade russia AFTER Winter.

>>127949311
'You just have to split the atom.'

>>127951094
You thought Hitler being the good guy was the final redpill, well, think again!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NVqxoA52kjI

>>127949311

KILL THEM ALL AT DUNKIRK NO MERCY

Give him a Pepsi

>>127950028
Operation Barbarrossa started in June.

Don't attack Britain, fend off Stalin

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"Despite the constant negative press covfefe"

>>127949311
Li 6/3 + n -----------> He4/2 + H3/1

>>127951541
>tfw you can't get to moscow without winter on one end of the trip

>>127951391
He's speaking German in that video, fuckwit.

>>127949311
FUS RO DAH!

Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell

>>127949311
Beseitigen Sie die Journalisten. Sie sollen deinen Untergang bringen.

>>127949311
Don't invade Poland.

>>127949311

DONT INVADE POLAND, be patient, victory assured.

Kill the jews before its too late

Enjoy losing the war faggot.

>>127949311
Type "Unification" or your mother dies tonight.

>>127949311
race war now, gas the jews, sage

>>127949311
Try art school again.
>>127950837
Source?

>>127952738
>source?
This

>>127950028
Beat me to it ...

Lay off the meth.

>>127949311
covfefe

>>127949311
lmao kys fag

>>127951868
You can neither count nor German correctly.

>>127951729
>Li 6/3 + n -----------> He4/2 + H3/1
came here to post this

>>127951541
>inb4 some retard asks why he waited till June
Spring and Fall in Russia have terrible rainfalls which make all the roads into mud.

>>127953064
Google translate.. and I purposefully don't give a fuck about a 7 words limit.

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Don't waste resources on the Heavy Schwerer Gustav Canons.

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>>127949311
Assassinate Winston Churchill, ally with the US.

>>127949311
We must secure the existence of our--

>>127949311 Just get back into art school fag

>>127949311
Theodor Gilbert Morell is poisoning you.

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>>127949311
Don't trust gobbles, Barbarossa fails, bomb Einstein.

>>127949311
Don't invade Russia, you massive fucking autist.

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>>127950837
???

>>127949311
Dont mass genocide. Secure national superpower first.

Meh I guess he just felt like time was of the essence.

>>127949311
sage shill thread.
"/pol/ likes talking about hitler. keep posting the same WWYD??? thread every few hours and distract them"
SAGE
stop replying to this fucking thread.

>>127949311
Get the Azeri oil leave Russia alone

>>127949311
plastics

>>127949311

Cheap, easily mass produced, tanks.

Investing so much in over engineered super tanks is what made them lose so much momentum in Russia.

Tell Japan not to attack the Americans. Assassinate Roosevelt

Britain will never accept peace
crush them

>>127949311
Poland here, let's team up against Russia.

>>127954012
He didn't "mass genocide" anyone. It's kike bullshit.

>>127949311
Probably something like "Don't attack Russia, protect rest of Europe." The Soviet Bloc was a catastrophe for Europe.

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"Instead of invading poland, invade these 2 backwater nations Iran and Saudi Arabia. Take their oil, become rich, keep building military until Russia invades or Italy stops being useless"

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>>127950704

DIS DIS

The nuclear bomb will win the war

>>127949311
Start with Russia and ONLY Russia first, not only will nobody care, but you will have all the resources necessary for a prolonged war.

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>>127949311
I know you are a noble Aryan with honor but you must recognize that chemical, biological and nuclear weapons are your only means of victory. Oh yeah kill the jews they are going to meme that you did it anyways

Attack UK, attack USSR - they destroy you.

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>>127955064
>>127955255
>>127955860
>>127954618
>>127954083
>>127951104

you shit-brained 15 year-olds never learned that Poland attacked Germany first.

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>>127949311
You lose in russia, ally with america.

>>127956496
>>>127949311 (OP)
>american education
Sure did haha. Keep trusting the jew, anon

>>127956496
And that matters how? Invading Poland for Germany was not only well within their right, it's like invading your back yard faggot.

Don't bother delousing.

Invent nukes before USA

>>127956613
cant look at this pic without picturing a load of shit in his pants

>>127949311
Nude photo please, it's for rule 34

>>127951670
Britain declared war on Germany. Hitler really should have gone all out against Britain and ignored his noble racist ideas.

He was awfully close. London falls and Britain falls. The king would have declared a Vichy state and the public would have followed.

>>127955948
I like your style. :)

>>127949311
Invade britain after Dunkirk

>>127949311
"Check out these awesome jazz records."

>>127956496
Muh radio stations

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This doesn't end well for you.

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>>127957053
no dik pik but I guess google wills it

Fuck Germany and fuck Aryan people

>>127958589
Thank you

>>127949311
Allies broke code; take Moscow, not Stalingrad.

>>127954377
You are not understanding the historical context. Japan was provoked into attacking the USA. Read more about USA actions in the pacific which put pressure on the Japanese to attack first.

>>127949311
Exterminate Jews and Listen to your generals.
(The german translation of that)

>>127950028

/thread

>>127949311
Don't try to shit on Russia

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>>127949311
make the holocaust real plz

There's a cure for autistic fags like you - it's called put a gun to your head and go for it

OIL UNDERGROUND IN MANCHURIA

>>127949311
Allies broke the enigma code mein fuhrer.

>>127950028
It is entirely plausible that the invasion of Russia kickstarted the downfall of the USSR and that without Germanys "Final Great Sacrifice" the USSR would still be here today. Hitler had to invade Russia for western civilizations to succeed post war.

>>127959356
It doesn't matter if they were provoked. If you tell them not to attack, they don't fall into the trap that was laid out for them.

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>>127954012
The Holocaust didn't happen.... yet.

>>127960094
With Japan as an Empire on one side and Germany in control of Europe on the other, it would have been just a matter of time before the Soviets were crushed. Both of those nations simply bit off more than they could chew.

>>127950910
This
Britain cannot be your friend, it is totally controlled by Jews. Clean it first, then attack Russia together.

>>127954377
Japan had to attack America, they got choked out of fuel and had only three options:
>Blitz Hawai
>Attack Phillipines for oil and get ruined
>Give up

If I had to give Hitler one card to win the war: "Sink the SS Duchess of Richmond".

>>127949311
Don't fight more than one front, faggot

>>127957411
>>127958196
The royal navy was a bit of a deterrant.

Psychologically, the blitz stiffened their resolve to win.

"I hope that you will paint again." and then give him the biggest warmest no homo hug ever.

>>127949311
I'm from future. You lose in Russia.

Make America an ally or you lose.

>>127950578
Kekd

I would say to him that the sole purpose of his puny existence is to defend us from the americans and the english and not the jews
I would then proceed to call him an idiot and add that he should not inviade russia and instead amass troops at the french coast.while still guarding the eastern border enough to stop a russian invasion in case of betrayal

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For the future's sake, don't invade Russia

>>127949311
f I d g e t s p I n n e r s

>>127949311
Make sure Operation Silver Fox doesn't fail.

Bonus tips without the 7 world limit:
>Make sure Japan pressures and attacks Russia
>Ensure Rommel has as much reinforcements and supplies as he needs
>Capture Gibraltar
>The Americans will supply and save the Russians. Either cut off their supplies to Akrangelsk/Murmansk, or prepare for a long winter war.
>Change the enigma code every few months
>Blitzkreig straight for Moscow. Destroy the Russian leadership. Then use their rail lines to get to Stalingrad and capture oil supplies.
>The generals know what they're doing.
>Don't allow the British army to escape back to England, they won't show you sympathy.
>Ensure magnetic mines have a self-destructive failsafe so the technology cannot be captured and fought against when a plane drops an intact mine on the banks of the Thames.

Each one of these pieces of advice would likely hugely shift the war in Hitler's favor, a few of them combined would guarantee victory.

>>127949311
Go without Italy.

You won't do anything wrong my Fuhrer.

>>127956627
>the jew shows germany in a good light
huh

>>127949311
>What would you say?

This is message from future, BUILD NUKES.