Tool frontman Maynard Keenan is pol's guy!

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He went to a military academy, and did so exceptionally that he got accepted to West Point for officer training.

He decided to decline the invitation to West Point and chose to listen to Terrence McKenna and take a fuckton of ketamine and peyote and go insane instead.

fucking based

Years ago some of his friends posted video of him firing his full auto assault rifles on his Arizona compound. Maynard is alpha. Also that pic is of his old girlfriend. He's married now.

>>127940221
Fuck yea.

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Here is Maynard as a trap. lol

>>127940221

He is super liberal. However, a classical liberal. Not this quasi-commie shit.

>>127942484
>lol
the reddest of redpils

>>127941958
He married a gook lol

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based!

See you there fellow Cali-fag

New tool album when.

yea sure. He's pol incarnate

> “Here’s the thing, I’m Italian and I’m Irish,” he started off. “The Italian side of me is the wine and food making family man; the Irish side is the shit-talking, ‘comedy first, always’ side. So I’m very divided. Because all the fuckin’ awesome jokes that are gonna come out if Trump leads the US – the humor, the tragedy and the awful stuff that’s gonna happen – is gonna be fodder for comedians for decades. And the end of the United States.”

“Of course, the practical side of me thinks, ‘I’ve seen this before; I think it’s called Germany, 1938.’ Idiocracy [Mike Judge's 2006 movie] is no longer a comedy, it’s a documentary. Idiocracy is where we are.”

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Adam Jones and Danny Carey are TOOL. Maynard lays down some good vocals and writes well but the band is great because of the music, which is written mainly by Adam.

Anyway he's just trying to fuck with people he knows politics is fake.

Military is chyll
Police are fags
Fuck the police and fuck ops sister.

Learn to swim pussy

>>127940221

To bad he's a race traitor judging by the pic with the Asian girl you posted.

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>>127940221
Now that's a beautiful Asian! Take her home but male sure you tell your boomer parents, "she's Japanese". They will say, "thank God, I don't want you fucking up our genes with a white woman..

It is expected that we take a hot Asian, preferred Japanese, for a wife.

Am I right, or am I right?

I like this puggey one for some reason.

>>127943285
The chic is White. But she just happens to be wearing a Chinese Cheogsam.

Cool but A Perfect Circle is a better project than Tool

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>>127943111
Think for yourself, question authority.

I embrace my desire to, I embrace my desire to
feel the rhythm, to feel connected
enough to step aside and weep like a widow
to feel inspired, to fathom the power,
to witness the beauty, to bathe in the fountain,
to swing on the spiral, to swing on the spiral,
to swing on the spiral of our divinity and still be a human.

>>127943096
>Maynard lays down some good vocals and writes well but the band is great because of the music, which is written mainly by Adam.

Because any old retard in your band class can't faceroll on a guitar with heavy distortion at 7/4 time

>>127940221
>Tool frontman Maynard Keenan is
A far left nutjob. Fuck off, OP.

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>>127942992
>>127942740
>>127942643
>>127942484
>>127941958
>>127941318


this is fucking stupid viral marketing, fuck off

tool is shit

>>127943096
Yea, they write good musical backdrops, but without Maynard's melodies or a different singer, Tool would be pretty boring shit.

>>127943989
fag. you probably like Pussy metal like Korn.

>>127943989
I was joking about him idiotically comparing Trump to Hitler.

Tool doesn't need to market. They sell out every show without any new music.

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>>127943640
t. Faggot who hasn't learned anything about sacred geometry

Explain why nobody comes close to TOOL? People go nuts when each album comes out they are the only rock band that fucking matters since Nirvana.

>>127943989
Last tool album was around 11 years ago. Please tell me what they are trying to sell.

>>127940221
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qVjqM58dhQE

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>>127943994
Sure, he's no slouch. What's your favorite Tool song? Mine is Disposition/Reflection

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>>127944433
Kek they are so funny, they fucking don't do digital downloads or spotify. Had to sync downloaded mp3s to all my devices to get it added to Spotify.

>>127942484
Look I'm as straight as you can get, and I hate faggots. My son came out as gay and I told him I didn't want him living under my roof anymore. He moved in with his sister and he's dead to me. But I have no shame in saying that I visit TS escorts and have blown my load many times in their tight asses. I even have a couple of beautiful TS babes who do dom work and they throatfuck me, let me rim their holes and come all over my face. This has nothing to do with being gay. They are women with penises. The penis itself is not male, it's attached to a woman.

A PENIS IS A PIECE OF MEAT. A piece of meat does not affect my sexuality. Do you let someone call you a pervert if your penis touches a pork chop? No. It wouldn't mean you were a porcinesexual.

A penis is flesh. A beautiful lady having a different shape of flesh will not change my sexuality. No matter how many of them I let inside me or how many I beg for their seed. I don't need to be called gay by narrow minded busybodies. How come this concern for policing sexuality only happens to straight men.

For sake of fuck, DO YOU REALLY THINK GEORGE MICHAEL WAS IN HOUSES IN LONDON HAVING SEX WITH LADYBOYS he could afford it but no he was a gay he liked men he would never be with a transgoddess because he realised they were women. Maybe if he would have avoided all gay activity and stayed with traps he would still be with us today, the dirty faggot God rest his soul.

This is one of the few Rock bands that still matter. All music turned to shit after 1998. That's just a sad fact.

TOOL!!!!!

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>>127940221
>Tool will never make an album superior to Lateralus

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>>127945016
Lol is your son a AIDSinfested poop dick because you touched his butthole when he was young?

>>127941958
>ASSAULT RIFLES

Fuck tool.
Fuck their narcissistic cult.
Fuck their fanbase of white trash posers.
Fuck their wanky nu-metal.
Fuck their marketing.

>>127944907
Yea its a little bit of a pain but its so worth it

>>127940221
underrated post

>>127944089
Don't bring korn into this.
DELETE THIS

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>>127945275
>t. mad brainlet

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>>127945104
Have hope peepee!

>>127940221
You know you can just get a real asian

>>127945275
Yeah!
Fuck all those posers and Fuck their tattoos!
Fuck all those junkies and Fuck their short memories!

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>>127945584

How have the past 11 years been?

Do you think they'd have a new album yet if they hadn't played themselves trying to bully Cam de Leon?

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>>127945016
HAHAHA I DON'T EVEN KNOW IF THIS IS BAIT OR SATIRE OR WHAT BUT JESUS FUCK DUDE

>>127944089
GOD DAMN IT! NO FAGGOT KORN ON THIS POST YOU RETARDED FUCK.

>>127945934
You are a literal cuck from reddit. Hang yourself.

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>>127946151

To be fair, you're all completely retarded, so it doesn't matter what any one of you in particular chooses to do.

>>127946351

Even if that were true, at least I wouldn't still be listening to white trash nu metal from two decades ago.

> Hey guys! Can't wait for that Rush concert huh!

>>127940221

maynard blows
best years are decades ago now
he will ruin that concert by going on rants on political and anti celebrity rants.

his shows really blow now.

>>127946595
I saw them last year and they played music non stop for 2 hours straight. Wtf are you talking about?

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*BUMP*

To make sure everyone remembers to ~cop TooL's dope nu record, dropping later this year!~

>>127940221
Tool is one of the hreatest bands of all time. Anyone who disagrees is a retarded baby back bitch. Go listen to youre jiggaboogie coontunes.

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>>127947426

Nah man tOoL is pretty cOoL, definitely among the best my brother (and omg Danny such an amazing drummer), but they're a close second to pic related.

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>>127947173
>>127947722
>Shitting the bed this hard.

Tool makes a new record every 6 then 9 then 12 years. Don't expect one this year or next. Buy a rope, queer.

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>>127948746

Um apparently you don't follow tool, but actually their next album is coming out in 2007. I was pretty surprised too, but that's what Twiggy said!

By the way, do you think she killed Kurt? (I don't usually get to talk about cool stuff like this as I am not in my forties.)

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Thanks, going to pop-in '10-000 Days' right-now.

>>127948746
>again.

Don't attempt to reason with them.

Tool is great band, truly great. But they say all kinds of shit supporting any side you could have ever though of. It's good business sense.

>>127945275
>>127945934
>>127943989
>literal subhumans with objectively shit taste and inferior genes
Would love to purge from planet tbqh

>>127940221
Tool's always been great. Way to jump on a bandwagon. Wonder which popular thing you'll shill away to next based upon popular opinion.

>>127943989
nice post


now go kys nigger

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>>127949286

I actually heard that their lyrics were magickally engineered to serve as occultic "mirrors" and reflect back the ~inner shadow~ of he who listens.

It's all very spooky yet intelligent, you see.

>>127949381

You didn't say "wash it all away."

You're obviously not a real tool fan.

>>127943989
how does it feel being so incredibly ignorant that you think your own views seriously mean something of importance over others? You choose to say tool is shit, well I say sir that you are shit. You are not even shit, you are shit that's been broken down by bacteria and has begun to feed the earth again. Yes you are fucking dirt food you poorly opinionated mongoloid.

>>127946413
Go to bed, Brian. I think it's time well all took a nap. Don't you feel sleepy like me? Soo tired.. Let's sleep on it.

>>127940221
Wrong.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ip56iVhkQP8

Keenan said the following:
>“Here’s the thing, I’m Italian and I’m Irish,” he started off. “The Italian side of me is the wine and food making family man; the Irish side is the shit-talking, ‘comedy first, always’ side. So I’m very divided. Because all the fuckin’ awesome jokes that are gonna come out if Trump leads the US – the humor, the tragedy and the awful stuff that’s gonna happen – is gonna be fodder for comedians for decades. And the end of the United States.”

>“Of course, the practical side of me thinks, ‘I’ve seen this before; I think it’s called Germany, 1938.’ Idiocracy [Mike Judge's 2006 movie] is no longer a comedy, it’s a documentary. Idiocracy is where we are."

The guy used to be an alpha back in the 90's and early 00's maybe. He's become a total cuck of late. That being said, he's a seriously talented guy.

>>127949960

OK. Night night.

Good thread btw! Feel free to make it again any time.

>>127949514
Stop it! You're messin with my neurons.

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I'm too self-absorbed. How about you..?

>>127940221
Ive enjoyed tool for almost two decades

when he turned into a lefty faggot, didnt really care because most musicians are or appear to be and you must learn to divorce the art from the artist

"our guy" is a forced meme meant to enable then knock down strawmen, its a blackpill suppository

>>127946524
>Even if that were true, at least I wouldn't still be listening to white trash nu metal from two decades ago.

I can't determine who you're trying to insult with this, desu.

>>127951015
Agree. The music is fucking great but Maynard cucked out hard.

Definitely not /our/ guy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zH-Fr3zDTP4

>>127951136

Yeah? You don't know what "NU METAL FROM TWO DECADES AGO" could possibly refer to?

No ideas?

>>127951015
define 'lefty'

I'm going to ignore the D&C and just post the greatest Drummer to have lived. Enjoy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kGzFp17QdeE


BTW fuck the resident Commies inhabiting 4chan at the moment. They haven't even heard 1 T00L song in their life, but like robots; here they exist.

>>127950038
Everyone fucking loves Godzilla tho, even when he is the villain
I love TOOL, APC and bits of puscifer. But when artists keep pushing their agendas and ideologies out right and not being subtle with it, it comes off flat.

And let's be real, no matter how many times you listen to 10,000 Days. It's still a shit record

this tool drummer is prestigious

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yyLsPdOEBww

>>127942484
Saw them on this tour twice. Fucking amazing.

>>127951697
I agree, we can't let Trump get his hands on the nuclear codes!

>>127951613
I remember him saying some queer shit, probably pro obama, a while back

like I said, dont really care about the politics of any given musician if I like their music

>>127951776
NO COMRADE! YOU MUST EXHIBIT YOUR LOVE FOR THE MOTHERLAND AT ANY COST!

>>127951015
I wish they just made a few instrumental albums. I love Danny's style,he's one of the best drummers I've ever listed to, and how they perform together. It would be so cool if they let the percussion take the lead most of the time, and turn out something totally original, something no one has ever done or could do.

It's not that I have anything against Maynard's vocals, APC and Puscifer were great. I just appreciate Tool's style more than his vocals.

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>>127951770

Yeah celebrity neovictorian fags from the Gulf War era just love Trump. That totally checks out.

>>127951862
I would say that the lyrics are what brings it all together, no-matter 'who' writes them. T00L has always been a philosophy projected, and that's probably what we miss.

>>127943989
Sniffs air, is that 100% Bavarian phenotype?

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>>127952004
STOP THAT!

YEAH BUT WHERE'S THAT ALBUM FAGGOT

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>>127952177
Did you check your mothers' anus?

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>>127940221
if he's a lefty i forgive him
tool... had a hard life

>>127947722
Why would a pic of System of a Down be called aliceinchains.jpg?

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>>127945016

>>127952404
Da joos

>>127951697
10,000 days is an amazing album compared to the utter fucking garbage coming out both back then and today. Music has been absolutely destroyed.

>>127940221

Listening to AEnima as i saw this.

>Here in this hopeless fucking hole we call L.A.The only way to fix it is to flush it all away.
>Fuck L Ron Hubbard and Fuck all his clones
>Fuck all these gun-toting Hip gangster wannabes.
>Fuck retro anything
>Fuck these dysfunctional,Insecure actresses.


yeah , I think youre right.

>>127952072
i get that. And in terms of composition, yea, he does bring it all together. I'm not a drummer or anything, I just have a real fascination with Danny's style and his talent, and the way he works with his m8's in tool in particular. I've listed to his other stuff, and his work with Tool is by far my favorite. Perhaps it is that philosophical angle of the band that lets him explore percussion a bit more, because his beliefs are really eccentric. I just want more instrumentals anon, it's not much to ask.

>>127944089
But
Tool is also pussy metal
Dumb ass

>>127952255
its been 11 years since their last album
where is it

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>>127952548
I'll elaborate upon your claim. 10,000 Days was a beacon of light upon a time where "Whiney, 'poor-me'" inhabited the "Rock scene"; starting with Papa Roach.

Whiney little bastards were our go-to source, and 10,000 ideas blew them the fuck out.

Stay asleep, goyim.

>>127952548
James?

>>127952662

No actually everyone except for Maynard spends months writing songs and then he comes in at the tail of the process and warbles some prose about getting molested or whatever.

(I'm not kidding.)

>>127951398
NiN?

I get that you don't care for Tool fans, I'm more of a casual if that helps. No need to be a cunt anon.

>>127952662
His drumming is pure mathematical. He just used his blonde-haired blue-eyes genetics to propel it to the next-level.

Learn to swim.

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>>127952847

BINGO

>>127952798
I feel like that's sometimes the case desu. It's not like he can't produce a great effort occasionally, but I just feel like a lot of their instrumental prowess is drowned out by his pseudo philosophy.

>>127952758
Keith??

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Damn someone hurt some of you guys.

>>127952996
WHO THE FUCK IS KEITH

>>127952953
kek

>>127940221
>MJK is 'OUR GUY'
then WHY did he post this faggy music video against trump

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ip56iVhkQP8

>>127949668
Maynard, pls.

>>127940221
>The man called out snowflakes and praised the military and police. Maynard Keenan really is pol's guy! I'm going to Tool concert June 21 in San Jose!!! STOKED!

>OP doesn't realise TOOL have a song all about what a shit hole California is and that it needs to drop into the ocean

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>>127952953
You're not allowed to have relevant discussion on this site, goyim.

thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hglVqACd1C8

>>127953301
God-dammed. I though I repressed those memories.

>>127952995
Tool is pretty angsty guys. good teenage years music but it gets a little depressing listening to it for so long. Its why I wont listent o nin all the time anymore. It is depressing music. I mena it feels good as a kid having your feelings about hings validated but then you grow up and dont want to be depressed by your music anymore. Although I still listen to megadeth and a couple others daily as they arent depressinb but more inspirational these days seeing how well it fits with what has happened to society since then.

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>>127953491

~you just need to let Maynard whisper the secret of your true self unto your shadow~

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>>127945016
A

FUCKING

BURGER

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>>127943096

>forgetting Justin Chancellor

>>127940221
Damn what a fine woman

>>127953622
Masturbation isn't relegated to only human.

I'm sorting myself out. How far is it?

>>127942484
I'd insult him for this but he was like the first of the modern liberal edgelord clowns. Props for originality I guess.

MUH SHADOW

>>127947722
That file name kek

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>>127943096
>>127953913

these is literally the most intelligent posts I've seen on /pol/

btw Maynard is a master poet as well as a talented vocalist

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>>127954123

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>>127954123
One takes it seriously.

One performs the Irony via Art.

kyS

>>127950130
he talks shit about everything. Think of it like southpark. He's going to insult pretty much anyone eventually.

>>127954565
That's where you're wrong, schlomo. You can't posthumously create a narrative.

>>127954369
Bunch of dudes acting stupid. Maynard does it as """"""""art"""""""".

>>127954565

>South Park isn't hard left with doo doo jokes.

>>127940221
I give him a pass because he's talented and makes great music but he's a product of his environment which is Hell A.
Heard his wine sucks worse than Puscifer though

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>>127954845

>>127954845
I think the greater question here is; where does the '4th from left' guy get his Pubes done? I can't fathom getting mine to grow that long.

#TrueLiberals

>>127954834
want to try again?
>>127954854
I was commenting on the dipshit larper comment that its magic music to show you your bad traits.

>>127955387

You seem frustrated.

>>127954955
Bowie is on another dimension. He's technically an alien.

I probably shouldn't have said Maynard is the first. But his music and image, among other media, begun to inspire the goth 90s kids and millenials which ultimately resulted in the liberal shit we see on the streets today.

>>127955534

(and a massive sales spike in titanium shurikens we see in pencer's 15 years ago)

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>>127955387
It's not frustration. It's zer 'God's Chosen People' arrogance showing-thru...

I like the 2nd part where the defense comes into-play.

Angels on the side-line again..

>>127955459
>>127955866
you two are fucking retarded.

>>127956037
Clearly, the evidence suggests that the Goyim have been shut down.

Listen to the lyrics, dumb-ass.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Z2YXL4UQtg

>a lot of TOOL and APC is subtle pro Trump material

Huh, how about that

>>127956138
Qoth the Raven, nevermore.

>>127943096
justin chancellor writes about ½ the hooks retard.

>>127940221

>Alt-right beta male married to a gook

EVERY TIME

E V E R Y T I M E

No wonder those r/hapas guys are so insane

>>127956549
Maynard is anti-drumpf, and you would know that if you would read threads before fucking posting.

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>>127940819
sorry he's not /ourguy/
pic related

ted nugent's the best we can do................

>>127956854
or maybe king buzzo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uEjRI6W9wjc

>>127956703
hes anti-authoritarian.He sounds pretty minarchist from his interviews. He talks about communities forming tight-knit interrelated business ventures that thwart the presence of big box corporations coming into small towns and taking over. This is why i has bought land in Jerome and helped revitalize the local area by working with other entrepreneurs.

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>>127956770
Luegenpresse has 'a source'.

'sources say'

>an un-named source provides insight...

>>127956854
And here's the demoralization post.

Queue the JIDF.

See that was actually good.

Maybe the rest of you smoke too much pot or something.

BTW, do you guys know what track I really love?

Here's a hint:

"I WAAANT TO FUCK U LIKE A ANIMAAEAAAAGHL!"

Man, I was tired of that track for a while, but now I got back to it and it's just straight up cold.

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>>127953020
>one
>implying it wasn't unanimous violence

>>127957272
White Devil.

>>127943414
No.

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>>127953121
fuck off kike half dick

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>>127940221
This song is about Masonic child abuse.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HEDhG4geumM

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>>127957360
WAT

We invented violence.

>>127957373
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xqds0B_meys

>>127943096
Danny Carey is Tool.

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>>127957488
>6 million reparations.

No, thanks.

>>127940221
wtf I listen to Tool now

>>127957441
No, we're just the best at it, like pretty much everything else.

>>127940221

Can we have more Tool threads?

This is comfy.

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>>127956977
the "lugenpresse's" source is himself on facebook you dick sucker

>>127957615
Anti-Semite!

>>127957512

Come on dude, I get that some of us have our feelings about wanky prog rock and pretentious falsetto crapvocals, but there's no need to just smear a talented drummer like that.

>>127957694
Seriously, we can't let Trump get his hands on the nuclear codes!

Former Tool fan here. Hilarious watching them 46&2. Seriously we can't let them get their hands on a new album.

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>>127957902
Is this a test? It has to be; otherwise I couldn't go-on.

..but I'm still right here...

>>127957772

cant unsee

>>127957590
top kek tbqh

>>127945104
They made 3 better than Lateralus, what are you talking about? 10,000 Days is a fucking masterpiece.

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>>127958189
You think you've stumbled upon something relevant, yet you have no idea of the scale.

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Can we please go back to talking about how STOKED! we are to see the Tool concert June 21 in San Jose!!

>>127958371
Some can understand Lateralus. Some of these can't extrapolate the natural progression into '10,000 days'.

We all don't have the IQ. The important idea is that it was there in the first place.. So, are you going to continue upon this path, or just be a gentile wage-slave?

Forgetting everything you've learned? The energy put into these shows aren't just for shekels. This shows in the quality of the product.

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>>127945016
is this pasta?

>>127958816

> We all don't have the IQ.

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>>127952004
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>>127959019
>Intelligence Quotient.

I don't understand the meaning of your post. Please elaborate.

>>127940221
his wife a qt

>>127959098

Oh it's OK if you don't understand. We all don't have the IQ.

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>>127959174
Then put a fucking 'laughing' meme picture beside it. You seriously spooked me.

>>127958948
It is now

>>127949068
do i think tori amos killed kurt cobain?
no, no i do not

>>127946595
I saw Tool live a couple years ago when they were with Primus, brought my mom cause she likes going to shows. I only really went to treat her.
They played songs I've heard millions of times before, and they were so boring I legit fell asleep during their set. I FELL ASLEEP AT A FUCKING CONCERT.
Tool's good and all, but fuck, they're boring as shit now.

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Maynard's hated the hippy antifa element of his fanbase for a long time and has always called them out.

Use to kick people out for having dreadlocks, "throw that Bob Marley wannabe motherfucker out of here" kek

https://youtu.be/66O_ajxVMpY

>>127943989
You're right, Puscifer is better :^)

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>>127959446
>We've got sleepiness.

Time to go to bed, Goyim. Maybe we should all take a nap to reflect upon the findings. I'm feeling to tired. Maybe we should go to sleep.

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Jews lie, cheat and steal
Jews lie, cheat and steal
Jews lie, cheat and steal
I will not tolerate jews.

>>127959599

> STOKED!!

>>127959675
Source?

...or fake news?

>>127940221
Tool sucks big balls.

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Stop listening to TooL.

Stop questioning authority.

>>127959930
5/10, would still have a beer with, however...

>>127960027

I don't drink.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cRCkLyYl1pk

Tool would be abysmal without meshuggah.


I prefer meshuggah.

Next

>>127945016
WTF senpai

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>>127960823
>Interdasting. I must open my ears to Screamo.

"I stick my hand into the shadow and attempt to re-assemble.'

>>127958948
>>127959267
Spain posted it several hours ago

>>127960823
Gojira is another one, also Mastodon

Both of them are heavily influenced by TOOL

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>>127963012
C'mon Goy. These aren't hard to figure out.

Israeli-Jewish producers don't comprise ~96% of the power-players in current USA production-suites, do they?

>Mfw the goyim are too cucked to not realize that everything is in Israel's goals.

tool is garbage only the middle american white trash something aweful crowd listened to it

>>127952728
what the FUCK kind of filter is that?

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Tool are the thinking mans band

>>127963858
>>127963858
'Psyops', the incarnate.

Now, ensure that Israel gets another ~3 Billion U.S. funding this year as well...

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>>127964071
When I was buying my single ticket for the Pittsburgh show I found myself wondering if Tool sells a higher than average number of single tickets for a stadium act. Someone at ticketmaster with access to the database should get on this.

>>127940221
The dress looks like a prolapsed anus

>>127941318
>military academy
He was enlisted for several years and then went to West Point preparatory school.

>>127944368
Who is that semen demon?

>>127940221
>Hates his fans
>mocks them in his music and interviews
>lives on a vineyard jerking off to himself about how deep he is
Literally as far from our guy as he possibly can get.

>>127945877
Fuck L. Ron Hubbard and fuck all his clones!
Fuck all these gun-toting hip gangsta wannabes!

>>127964943
Simple Freudian-slip or overt projection?

Nigger

>>127965161
Neither

>>127965071
>full of anger
>mocks people for shits and giggles
>faps and considers his own brilliance
too close to home?

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>>127965225
Okay :)

You clearly seem to have a stick up your ass if upon seeing an image, the first thing that comes to your mind is a biased view against 'White people' and their evolved culture.

What reason otherwise could you postulate a womans' dress being relegated to an anus?

You've been fucked by Jewish influence. You can't even form original thoughts without degeneration.

>>127957437
You forgot the Prince Hall niggers

>>127965406
>you have a stick up your ass
The irony

>>127965384
>projecting this hard
You must be a 3rd grade teacher from the early 90's. Radical.

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>>127944089
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>>127949668

Fuck Maynard and fuck his pussy bitchass internet army.

Bullshit edgelord metal with diminished zones is shit and will always be shit, along with teen angst 2deep4u lyrics. Fuck that guy and hist shitty cowboy hats, stay on your vineyard you overhyped poz boytoy of the elite.

Kenny Burrell 4 ever

Elvin Jones all over this mother fucker.

play the ride til i dye.

>>127965527
So says the "Her dress looks like a prolapsed anus" poster.

What time is it in Israel, btw?