MADAM

Dat bantz yo

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>>127933716
...that's not even remotely clever, jesus no wonder this woman lost. how hard she's clinging on to stay relevant is almost as pointless as Bill's clinging to life after getting AIDS

Anyone else can just picture those libtards fake laughing so damn hard? Why do they always do that.

>>127933716

If a house made of covfefe gets more covfefe thrown at it I'm sure the house would be fine.

Is this supposed to be funny? Fucking hell. Just disappear already.

>>127934088
>after getting AIDS
That's part of the pact they made with Moloch to keep Hillary alive a bit longer. Moloch is draining his lifeforce.

SLAAAAAAAAAAAAY

Hillary should run for canada's prime minister.
She couldn't be worse then trudeau.

>>127933716
>Clinton
>Ordered
>Vince
>Foster
>Executed
>Faked
>Evidence

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>>127933716
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
*breathes*
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
DRUMPF LOSES AGAIN!!!!

>covfefe, amirite?! Lmfbo!!!!

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>>127933716
>this is the best her team could come up with

I think it's good Hillary is still trying to be relevant.
More baggage for stupid liberals

>>127933716
I didn't think that tweet was real. But it is real! Liberals always make fun of Trump but this tweet is the dumbest of all. That explains why this idiot couldn't become president.

People in a glass house shouldn't throw glass.

People in a rock house shouldn't throw rocks.

???

>>127933716
Choc doc needs to increase her covfefe dose and out her out of her misery

Don't post in slide threads nerds.

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>>127933716
shes right you know

>>127933716
>fucking up a paraphrase
What a fucking tard.

SLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY

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>>127933716
Okay, it was funny at first but now this meme is getting awfully 9gag.

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>>127933716
this is "Pokemon GO to the polls" level of cringe

>>127934088
about as clever as coming up with covfefe

>>127933716

>covfefe house
>trump lives in white house

covfefe means white?

so covfefe power?

>>127934604
delet this

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>>127933716
>people in glass houses shouldn't throw glass

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>>127934772

We dont deserve this timeline

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>>127933716
>clinton calling trump a terrible candidate
Trump won though

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>too smart to win

>>127934746
It's real lol

>>127933716
I am rubber and you are covfefe. Anything you say bounces off me and covfefes to you.

>>127935370
Yeah. At first I couldn't believe. Because that's too stupid man. Trump write covfefe with his ass probably. But this is something else.

>>127934772
Throwing glass is always dangerous

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>>127933716
Just covfefing in Cedar "go to the polls" Rapids tell me how two scoops of fidget spinner make you feel in three emojis or less

She is quite literally the worst human being ever.

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>>127933716
>yfw Trump was just giving us (you)s

People in covfefe houses shouldn't throw covfefe.
>glass >glass
>stone >stone
Okay, got it, thanks retard.

>>127933716
>> convfefe == glass
>> convfefe == stones

??? Both?

>>127933716
Its like she tried to chime in on the joke and just completely killed it.

Thank GOD she didn't win lol. This makes Trump look like a genius in comparison

>>127933716

>people in glass houses shouldn't throw glass
>people in stone houses shouldn't throw stones

literally what did she mean by this?

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>>127933716

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>>127933716
DELET THIS

>>127933716
This is legitimately the saddest thing I've ever seen an old lady say in public.

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>>127933716
im JUST CHILLIN in cedar rapids ;DDD

>>127936079
Every time Trump does something that disappoints me I just have to think of the alternative and it disappears. Would kill for a glimpse of the dystopian Hillary wins timeline though

>>127934339
Trump might as well reply with that, and then reference his building expertise. (Which is real)

>>127936245
SHE ONLY HAS ONE SCOOP

>>127936102
Obviously she means stone houses shouldn't throw stones! With less stones, you can't be a stone house! If you're in a stone house and throwing stones, you're throwing the house! Duh! Fucking simple, idiot! YUS UR BRANE MORAN

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>yfw you realize a multi-million dollar PR team spent all day coming up with this

>>127934604
This has to be the reason she's commenting on it. Struck a nerve.

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>>127936245
HEELORAY PUTA SEGUND SCOOP BECK!!!

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>>127933716

>>127936284
Look closer. She has two.

>>127933716
Oh Jesus, this reeks of Hillary's millenial meme squad. I was sure she had them executed with the last of her goldman sachs campaign money.

>>127936284
She was not the chosen one.

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>>127936523

This is a poor effort even by CTR standards. It doesn't even make a bar of sense.

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covfefeposting is dead bros
move on

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>>127936393

>>127936245
She might get a scoop, but does she rock two scoops tho?

>>127935006
No one came up with it. It was a fuckup and they decided to play along with the joke.

>>127935973
It's like marklark. It replaces every noun.

>>127933716
This would make more sense if in the original saying you threw glass in a glass house
Just a poor effort

At least say "stonefefes"

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>>127935642

>>127933716
BLUMPITY RUMP DRUMPH

TWO SCOOPS!
#COVFEFE

>>127934179
im a liberal but i think this and hilary in general is completely cancerous.

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>>127933716
hilldawg, my nigga! Hillary 2020 yo!

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>>127933716

>>127934736
that has to be a troll cover, goldman sachs behind her, really?

>>127937822
Nothing gets past you, does it.

>>127933716
Why does this cunt have to stick her bullshit in every last thing? She ruins literally everything just because she wants to look cool to millennials.
>Yes I am Hillary I am hip and to the beat with the kids

>>127934536
Of course you'd say that, you autism valhalla.

>>127934690
I love how the SS is going after Kathy Griffin after that picture, but yes, sure, use it as a "Drumpf BTFO" pic.

>>127935703
>She is human being
Umm no sweetie

>>127936275
Of course you would, because the last country anyone would ever nuke is Australia. They have no reason to. What have your countrymen done to piss off countries such as Russia or Chainuh?

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>>127933716

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>>127933716
Some get this crazy old lady outa here

>>127937822
ID: Ujeb
Hey, Jeb! How are your turtles doing?

>>127936245
>(((Tabloids)))
US, Star, Sun, NatEnquirer, and the like are the absolute paragon of fake news.

>>127936245
>she flips burgers
Literally looks like she has no what the fuck she's doing.

>>127933716
why don't you Pokemon GO away

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Trump JR just holocausted her.

RIP in peace.

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>>127936245
Yes. This face just screams human being.

>>127933716
what a fucking retard. people in glass houses shouldn't throw glass
thank fucking god we dodged this bullet of a moron

>1 post by this ID

SAGE

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>>127933716
>The fucking cringy normie GIF spam replies

>covfefe
>two scoops
how is this maniac even still president?

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>>127936245
>TWO SCOOPS
BLARRY BLINTON TOUUU SCOOOOOOPSSSSS

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>>127936493
THIS

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>>127936245
SHE GETS THE WHAT?

>>127939638
Ooh, good one from DT Jr.

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>>127936275
> mfw one of the greatest sci-fi authors alive is writing his next book about an alternate timeline where Hillary Clinton won the election

>>127940161
noice

>>127933716
For once she had a funny idea and she still fucked it up. All she had to do was write "covfefe" and she would have made me laugh. But no. She had to fuck this up too.

>>127939910
Twitter is a useless cancerous shithole. Watch, in two days her shitty tweet will have 200k likes and retweets.

>>127935287
Yeah even her pepes were terrible.

>>127940555
What a surprise. Hillary ruined something.

wtf i think women are funny now

>>127937822

>With a foreward by Julian Assange

you truly are a scholar amongst sinners anon

People in glass houses shouldn't throw glass? The fuck kind of meds is this bitch on?

>>127934604
GOOD point!

Has a typo ever garnered this much wasted ink, and electrons in history before?

>>127940776
>Ppl in covfefe houses shouldn't throw mah vagina

"IM glad you learned your lesson hillary about covfefe hillary" DJT

>>127940577
Right/alt-right have been making massive gains on there recently, you don't see a "Whites need to breed less" times article without a majority of "look at the jew author" or "why is the story always about white people" comments anymore, didn't used to be the case.

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>>127936275

>>127939638
The Trumps are too real for all these fake people. They know how to actually be funny.

>>127933716
Don't understand since brainlet

>>127939638
We should rename Hillary to Hiary. Because she has taken two Ls.

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>>127933716
Sad life when Hillery gets more likes than Trump.

Unleash the bots.

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>>127933716
>mfw her response DIRECTLY proves him right

he doesn't even have to play 4D stratego anymore.

they just play themselves man.

>>127935006
>>127936963

Why are the flags switched?

>>127937048
Really marklarks my marklarks, marklark

my ggrrrrrr.

huunngggg.

>>127933716
>the president just said this to his defeated opponent

The printing press started the Protestant reformation

The Internet will start the 2nd American civil war

brunch is finished
he will not recover

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>>127941688
Surely this is the path to impeachment

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>>127936245
She's a real human being!

>>127934421
holy shiiiiiiiit

>>127940890
They got BTFO during the election. They have nothing else.

>>127939638
wew

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>>127939638
b t f o
t
f
o

>>127936245
>she reads maps
I can't tell if this is a joke or they just ran out of things to put there

At first I thought the tweet was just a typo similar to the ones Ive made in times past when drunk or, more accurately, when I had taken too many xanax. I thought Trump had taken something similar, made a blurry eyed tweet then fell asleep.
But the media reaction, spicers comment, and Clintons response, a threatening, in-the-know tweet it reads to me, has me convince3d it was in fact intentional and does in fact have a secret meaning. Clintons response seals it for me. He warned her and she warned him back. why cant he just shoot that cunt dead and be done with her?

>>127936393
That's why it's so bad - design by committee.

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>>127933716
Brought to you by the people who thought this also was funny.

Christ this woman makes even terrible dad jokes Chris Rock level humor

>>127934604
Wow good work anon!

>>127933716

She retweeted Trump? What a dumb bitch. Free advertising for followers of Crooken Hillary who don't subscribe to Trump's twitter.

4D Chess.

You guys think she actually came up with this? If so I give her some credit; maybe not a robot. My guess is someone else typed it up.

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>>127933716
Covfefe shouldn't mean two different words. She can't even taunt right.

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>>127936245
>she toasts with beer
Yeah, but she can't fucking pour it.

>>127942634
Not even Bill likes that much head.

>>127942569
She probably would of had two strokes trying to come up with these retarded "bantz"

>>127934550
Please. Take her. We dont want her here if she isnt in prison being tortured and raped.

>there are actual people on this planet who think her tweet is witty

This world, man.

>>127936609
>nano
>that terrible terminal color scheme
>deletethis.cpp
pleb as shit senpai

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>>127934339
>If a house made of covfefe gets more covfefe thrown at it I'm sure the house would be fine.

>>127942364
The longer this shitshow goes on the more I'm convinced it was deliberate to create a shitshow, either to distract from actual shit going down, because people are more likely to talk about a funny type than whoever is being questioned by the FBI today, or just to show how much of a shitshow the media would be willing to make of it a la 2 SCOOPS.

Now that I put that in writing, I'm even more sure it's the text version of 2 SCOOPS.

>>127933716
>people living in rock houses should't throw rocks

>>127942821
Honestly many of them know it's dumb but feel obligated to support it because it's against Trump, and anything against Trump is in its nature brilliant and witty.

>>127933716
Trump typos a tweet.

Hillary typos a 1.6 billion dollar campaign, powerful political dynasty, entire political party

>>127936530
My first thought, someone wrote this for her

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>>127933716
covfefe

She is today's reminder that women aren't funny

If she had just written "covfefe" without anything else and no other tweets around the same time, it would have been more funny than the retarded shit she wrote.

YAAASSSSS SLAY QUEEN SLAAAAAY

WE CHOSE YOU GIRL

SHOW THAT MEANY DRUMPF WOMEN RUN THIS WORLD

>>127939638
Top bantz

>>127936108
Moar please?

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>>127936245

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>>127933716

>>127933716
That's not funny

>>127940776
MUH VAGINA HAS ITS OWN VOICE

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>>127944110

>>127934550
Fuck you. I hate Trudeau but he is but a blip on the radar. One truck of peace away from being BTFO. Hillary I never want to hear again. But at least she wouldn't be retarded enough to make her cabinet 50% women.

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>>127933716
LOCK HER UP

>>127933716

girls are funny, get over it

Tell me that this is a human being.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NwY74h3Mujk

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>>127933802
>Dat bantz yo
It makes no sense.

People in glass houses shouldn't throw stones....She is saying that people in glass houses should throw glass?

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>>127939638
holy fuck

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>>127941432
>Really marklarks my marklarks, marklark
Suck on my jagon. SUCK THAT JAGON!

>>127939638
F

>>127939638
>we live in an era where politicians bant on the twitter while working and body slam reporters in their off hours

It's like watching someone bash themselves with a hammer. You don't want them to do it, but you kinda don't want them to stop.

>>127942699
>Not even Bill likes that much head.
What is stopping us from meme'ing hillary out of existence?

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>>127933716
Trump learned some arabic words.

WTF HILLARY IS PRESIDENT NOW

>>127939638
Donald JR should be the High Inquisitor of Trump's admin. Guy doesnt give a single fuck about flinging shit or bantz.

>>127933716
Hell hath no covfefe like a woman scorned

I think the word was cufuffle and spellcheck shat itself.
Something ive noticed lately is spellcheckers being really fucking shit. Randomly changing words and sentences before you hit enter or not bothering to work at all.

>>127940975
Yeah, it's actually pretty all right if you go anon and just follow all the shitposters.

The scoops were covfefe flavored.

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>>127933716

>>127933716
Clinton
Ordered
Violence
For
Election
Fraud
Excuse

>>127948582
Not real

curfuffle
To disorder; ruffle; dishevel. Also carfuffle, fuffle.
n. The state of being disordered or ruffled; agitation; perturbation.

>>127944110
subtle, saved

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>>127933716
Oh y-yeah? W- well the jerk store called... and they want YOU back

>>127948397
It was going to be "coverage." As in "negative press coverage."

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>>127936245
>just one scoop

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>>127937594
Excuse me sir, did you know you're posting with an expired meme?

>>127933716
SHARTER

>>127933716
It's Arabic, Hillary just looks like an idiot

>>127949070
but why wasn't the tweet completed? "Despite the negative coverage" OK not a complete tweet sweetie

>>127949526
>People in I Will Stand Up houses shouldn't throw I Will Stand Up
What did she mean by this?

>>127949070
>>127948397
No need to guess anons. Per Spicer, "The president and a small group of people know exactly what he meant"
If you have to speculate, you're obviously not in the exclusive club of people who understand the deeper, hidden meaning of covfefe.

>>127941912
"wow hill' that costume really suits you, eh? Hehehehehehhhgh"

>her face when

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>>127936393

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>>127933716

She needs to go away. The sole reason she's still tweeting is to try to stay in the public eye so she can run (and fail) again in 2020.

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its my bday please watch this and reply

>>127939349
It is so fun to tweet thos shit at that whore.

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>>127933716

>>127940531
We are all burning because that whore and her dying aids husbamd gave enough uranium to make the true mother of all bombs and we live in fallout 2020: nyc

>>127940555
Whore probly had a seizure making that tweet.

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>>127933716
Awwww shit poor Hillary always 3 dimensions behind our god emperor

>Hillary takes billions in dodgy tax free cash from Arabs
>can't into Arabic

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>>127950559
Very insightful, given no irregularities in her tweet.
What does pic related indicate?
I'm leaning towards stroke.

>>127950025
Haha she barley survived the last go

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>>127951017
This Chess Match has more Layers than an Onion. 80d Non-Euclidean Inter-galactic Shuffleboard.

How butthurt would hillary and her supporters be if he blocks her on twitter?

>>127951091
A stroke of your gay boyfriend's dick you fucking huge faggot?

>>127951217
Watr you doin in mah swamp

>>127933716
Say it with me:
Madam Prisident

>>127952098
Madrem Brepasent

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>>127940577
FOLLOW LRRR, RULER OF PLANET OMICRON PERSEI 8!

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>>127939638
Blown the fuck out!

>>127934088
hes becoming a lich i fucking swear it, one needs to lose faith of a paladin to become like that.

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>>127933716
g-good joke Hillary. holy fucking cringe this is exactly why she lost (apart from the corruption). Her entire campaign was like a birthday party at the nursing home that everybody was guilted into going to. surprise: not that many people showed up

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>>127937822
not sure if this is 4-D bait

>>127933716
covfefe GO to the polls

>>127936245
i an getting the scoops NAO
>donald trump

also totally human beying here not like i an dead alread goys

>liberal "humor"

>>127935642
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YfGsngd7cZY

topkek

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>>127934421
Tbqh I would not be surprised.

It needs to be purged.

>>127936275
ill take a one-way ticket to the Jeb! timeline please

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>>127942834
Worse than fucking pleb and its worse than fucking retarded.

"delete this" inside of the destructor calls the destructor before freeing memory. This looks like poo-tier code to me.

Try compiling pic related with with (RETARD[12])? defined and see what happens.

inb4
> not using iostreams?
iostreams is shit. C++ is shit. I have a choice so I use C.

>>127933716
People in WHITE houses shouldn't throw WHITE?

>>127937822
guaca mole

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>>127939638
kek that was rough