Brit/pol/ - Fuck the Tories edition

First for gaslighting labour voters

>>127907519
A BIG FAT SHILL

https://archive.is/7DQOF <- theguardian.com article
https://archive.is/I3bp0 <- mirror.co.uk article
https://archive.is/J5QqH <- independent.co.uk article
https://archive.is/9JaP3 <- morningstaronline.co.uk article
https://archive.is/zmvfp <- newstatesman.com article

Fuck off Momentum shills

FUCK TORY KIKES

>>127907604
Can you fuck off already mate, noone cares about the 0.000000001p you give these sites by clicking on them.

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r8

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There are some really brave posters on /r/UK that are coming out as Corbyn supporters.

If they're feeling like the coast is clear to do that, then nowhere is safe - huge Labour majority incoming!!

>>127907954
GET OUT

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GAS ALL TORY/LABOUR VOTERS

Kippers and milkyboys only

>>127908010
fuck off tory shill.

fuck brexit

fuck white people

>>127908008
Saw another brave one earlier that came out as a remain supporter!

>>127907954
>Don't agree with UKIP on healthcare
Jesus christ mate

>>127908112
Oi oi milky kipper reporting in.

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>Made a bet on Labour to Win over 183.5 Seats for 2.00 Odds

>They have no changed it it 193.5 Seats at only 1.72 odds

Feels good making an early bet doesn't it lads

I was amber rudd's waiter for seven months

Ask me anything

>>127907519
>http://suttonnick.tumblr.com/

HAHAHAHAHAHAH these fucking front pages tomorrow

>coalition of chaos btfo'd

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Strong and stable, lads, strong and stable.

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Thread theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zemmL-e8e94

>Try this: instead of being shit, try being useful to companies so they will want to hire you.

>I'm just as good as that clever immigrant who has worked hard out of desperate circumstances in his country

>He will work for a third of the British average salary which is a fortune to his folks back home

Seriously, you DICKHEAD?

Is this election another "better of the two evils" kinda thing, it seems Tories are in kahoots as usual and May seems strong yet untrustworthy, while Labour have good ideas on paper - minus Nucleur weapon policies and taxing etc, but Corbyn and the crew seem like a bunch of unstabble lunatics who only see the demise of this country.

>>127910092
>Labour have good ideas on paper
>free shit lmao
Anon please.

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>>127907519

>>127910619
It's not free, the top 5% of (((earners))) will pay.

>>127910827
France did that and everyone suffered because the rich left.

>>127908368
Can you lay your bet off to lock in profits? Dunno if any betting exchanges offer politics.

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>Just had a cold bath because the gas has gone and we insist on not using a fucking meter

Kill me.

LABOUR SURGE
VOTE FOR NEETBUX

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SHE'S. ACTUALLY. GOING. TO. BLOW. IT. AHHAHHAHAHAHAHHA

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I just woke up and saw the latest poll

what the FUCK

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Big Nige goes on a blind date and has a lorra lorra fun.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BWA5yjqIUG8

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>>127913093
>I just woke up

>>127913019
remember the polls last US election?
you should give these the same consideration.

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I'm lost for words honestly...

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>>127913093
Margaret Thatcher!? MORE LIKE TED HEATH! HAHAHAHHAHA.

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>>127913383
So Thatcher will come after

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>>127913263
>Le polls are always wrong XD

Reminder that Shariah May is Hillary in this scenario anyway. Shy Corbyn voters are going to smash the Tories.

>>127913019
>tfw lib dem 7% is essentially con -7% in each marginal lib-dem/con seat

>tfw ukip will not drag labour votes away

>tfw SNP forms coalition with Lab

>tfw I don't post a face

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Better Red than Al Bhed, ja?

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New Varg, lads?

https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2017/may/31/manchester-attack-victim-martyn-hett-brother-dan-stop-using-politicise-immigration

>>127913664
Please archive. Thank you. https://archive.is/LXofa <- theguardian.com article

>>127913636
>SNP forms coalition with Lab

They wouldn't have enough seats though.

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>>127913664
>yfw both of your sons are half-shitskin faggots

How was the leaders debate earlier?

I was at work.

>>127914019
Terrible apparently.

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Late night ABBA lads. Start posting.

>>127913880
In my hypothetical timeline Labour has 276 and SNP 50.

>guy with a syrian flag on twitter shilling for labour

rly med me tink

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>>127914448
>SNP 50

REEEE. Why can't the SNP and the Tories get cucked?

>>127914019
Paul Nuttall won it and then invented the Hyperloop in the Q&A afterwards.

>>127907519
>bringing back the shill OP from days ago
The absolute STATE of this OP

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I am Preusse

Why the FUCK is Corbyn soaring?

>>127914495
Is it the Syrian Flag or the FSA flag? You can see who's a propef Islamist or not

>>127913880
The Tories have a Parliamentary majority of 12, and some very marginal seats. If that bitch hands us a leftist coalition she should be hung from the Tower. I could just about take Labour but Lab+LD+SNP+PC+GN is a nightmare situation.

>>127914566
is this the final scottish evolutionary form

>>127914019
a lot of shouting - no winners but theresa may was the loser

>>127907519
vote labour for a return to good old problems

vote labour to prove you learn nothing from the past.

vote labour because corbyn's got no fucking clue about money whatsoever.

>>127913592
>Shy Corbyn voters
My sides

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>>127914664
was shilling for labour saying corbs will win

Say Jeremy Corbyn had been the Home Secretary for six years, during which time he slashed some 20,000 police jobs taking us back to 1970s levels of per capita policing.
Let's say he also slashed the UK Border Agency budget so that over a million people per month were coming and going through UK airports without being properly checked.
Let's say by virtue of an extremely self-serving EU referendum non-campaign he managed to get into 10 Downing Street, where he kept up his agenda of cutting the UK security services and border agency.
Then there's a home-grown terrorist attack by a known Islamist fanatic in a city where Corbyn had cut the police budget by £157 million.

Let's say Jeremy Corbyn "lost" files on an internal pedophile ring.
Let's say he wanted to take the homes from the elderly.
Let's say he cut 30% of your disabled benefit.
Let's say he signed an arms deal with the (ISIS-funding) Saudis worth billions.
Let's say he wanted to take away your child's free school meal.
Let's say he forced NHS staff to use food banks or starve (great choice).
Let's say he made so many cuts to the NHS that people are suffering waiting for ambulances and A&E doctors.
Let's say he went against doctors, nurses, teachers, fire fighters, the armed forces...
Let's say he took away funding for University for upcoming doctors and nurses.
Let's say after all these cuts there's still a deficit and he'd missed every target he'd set himself for reducing it.
Would you vote for Jeremy Corbyn under these circumstances?
Then why the bloody hell are you voting for May?

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>>127914643

Cos May is an autist with no values.

Andrea Leadsom would have saved us.

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>>127914679
Wouldn't happen though. This result would mean another election.

>>127914566
keep your orcposting in the general thread

>>127914643
Because he seems like a nice lad and may is fucking terrible?

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>>127913276
>mfw leftards double vote in polls like they always do
>mfw they give themselves a false hope and lose

why do the tories act like such spergs it's like they're robots

>>127914873
Oh it's a #PrayForSyria lefty, not a Muslim. He's probably an ecofascist too even though he loves motorsport

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vote libertarian

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>>127914893
Because this THING, would be Home secretary instead, and we'd have a marxist for a chancellor you silly nonce.

>>127914643
because the conservatives are running a fucking shit campaign - all their manifesto policies are garbage and theresa may is coming across as a bit arrogant

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>>127915124

>>127913093
what are you doing tonight lad

>>127914679

>Lab+LD+SNP+PC+GN is a nightmare situation.

Being in a coalition doesn't give them any more power.

>>127914752
>corbyn's got no fucking clue about money whatsoever.

Coming from someone who probably has never done a business class in their life outside of secondary level education.

>>127915226
I'm from June 11th. Theresa May wins.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/election-2017-40105324

check the comments

bbc news comments are usually overwhelmingly pro tory or at least anti-corbyn

>>127908008

>Importance of the 18-24 demographic

>Stuball1992

>1992

>>127915319
who?

I heard leanne wood went full divorced cat lady today?

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Grandad was a WW2 vet. He died a couple of weeks ago and my Dad got a couple of boxes of old war memorabilia. He was awarded several medals, and there's loads of Dunkirk stuff, including rare photos and some sort of service medal. There even an old revolver. Cool. Found an old book in there too, half written in pencil and the other half biro. Signed as well. Binned it. Not sure why it was in the war box, as any tard knows biros weren't invented then. Silly old fool must have put it in the wrong box by mistake. I'll have to ask my dad if he knew who Albert Frank was in the morning.

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>>127915319
Has she implemented shariah law yet?

>>127915505
Your next Prime Minister. I'm the same poster except from 2050. Enoch Powell is resurrected from the dead and runs and wins. Also I still don't have a girlfriend, please help me.

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SNP are redpilled as fuck

>>127915788
>This is redpilled

>>127915788
That means you didn't chose to deport all foreign criminals

>>127915788
>Somewhat important
Wow.

>>127915259
No one will do a coalition after what Clegg did to the Lib-Dems, you'll get supply and demand, which will push even Corbyn to the Left.

>>127914643
Because Mummy was very bad...

corbyn wont be so bad. if hes shit we can just kick him out. we know may is shit. why go with immediate shit?

id say corbyn good get a better deal too from the eu.

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>>127916125
>if hes shit we can just kick him out

Anon, I...

>>127916125
are you drunk?

>>127916226

comrade corbyn will lead us to glory

>>127915615

>There even an old revolver.

Not legal if it's a Webley or Enfield No.2.

>>127915998
rushed through it lad

>>127916125
And Diane "fuck Whitey" Abbott as Home Secretary?

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>>127916358
He'll lead us somewhere...

>>127916355

shut up david

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>voting for a nigger-loving commie who has no idea how economy works
>leader of the party which nearly collapsed the UK economy twice and lead to a double-digit inflation
>home secretary is an actual baboon who hates the british people and openly praised the IRA
>also can't count
>literally voting for Nig and the Niggiest

It's like you're Swedes, but worse.

>>127916552
I would vote ukip this time but i'm in a lib/con seat and it'd be wasted.

>>127916422

hopefully something bad happens and she can't do it anymore. i dont like her. but i like our corbs.

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>>127916397
>implying you should hand over gunny

>>127916528
I actually hate hitchens posting more than corb shilling now

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I fucking hate politics tbqh.

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>>127915788
By 'immigrants' they only mean English ones.

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>>127916792
Well you know what you've done now, haven't you friend?

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STOP VOTING FOR THE TORIES

Can somebody provide me with a Theresa May JUST shoop?

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>>127916721
Looks like a WAR gun

this REALLY made me think

https://www.indy100.com/article/terrorist-attacks-very-likely-warnings-foreign-commonwealth-office-travel-warnings-terrorism-7765451

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Well on a 'brighter' note. We'll definitely see YKTD around here again, if May loses.

>>127907519
>The (((Free Market))) strikes again

Anon are you seriously refuting free market economics?

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>>127916552
>Has no idea how the economy works
>Coming from someone who has no idea how the economy works
>implying the provisional IRA were in the wrong
>implying imperialism was ever a good thing (Only for the Imperialist country itself)
>Literally voting for Nig and the Niggest
>Using 'literally' wrong, clearly working class

Why aren't you voting Corby, again?

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>>127917363

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>>127917657
>Libertarian detected
Oh no

>>127917657
This thread was created by a Reddit shill, are you blind?

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Don't make the same mistake the working class made in the US.

Vote Labour.

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>>127917750

>>127918017
I love that picture so much.

>>127917833
I'm not a libertarian, I'm just not a total retard who is blind to the past 200 years of economics

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>>127917657
>dildos, porn and marijuana are in high demand so they are manufactured and distributed to the general population
>this is good

>>127917973
Hillary would have been awful. We'd be at cold-war with Russia by now.

>>127918084
I never said you should have voted for Hillary.
That's worse than voting for Jeb Bush with an impression he'd win.

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>>127917657

>profitability is the only measure by which anything should be judged

>>127918055
Is it true that your PM is going to be a non-white, poof?

>>127917657
>dude oreos are literally the greatest food of all time

Lads how do I fake getting a girlfriend in 4 days? (for a bet)

>>127917750
>implying imperialism is a morally-bad thing

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>>127913093
Lab/SNP/LD coalition incoming.

>>127918307
We don't have prime ministers, the closest thing to that would be a Taoiseach.

Also no.

>>127918217
You realise only Hilary or Trump could have won right? Why am I even pointing this out.

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Strange how you guys focused on the gun, rather than the wartime book written by A Frank in biro and pencil, that was readily binned, and probably would have been worth Billions if Albert turned out to be Anne's brother, and more made-up Jewish fiction.

>>127918425
>the closest thing to that would be a Taoiseach
Why the fuck do your officials larp as celts when the vast majority of your population speaks English? We don't go around naming Government institutions in Old English

>>127918386
Of course it is. You're essentially just stealing and imposing ridiculous tariffs and quotas for the invaded country's workers.

Have you ever read a history book my friend?
You'll find that English imperialism in particular, only helps themselves while stripping the countries they visit, along with the massacres, famines yadda yadda.

>>127918425
>Using Irish for the title of the prime minister when your general population can't speak Irish
LARP-worthy desu. Why don't you all learn Irish instead of using it as a forced cultural meme?

>>127918634
We should though.

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>>127918360
Grow one of these

is that fucking furfag yank in here?

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>>127918676
>famines

Well if you insist on being fussy eaters...

>>127918676
the weak should fear the strong

>>127918441
Are you genuinely autistic? Read what has been said again.

>>127918705
41 percent of the population speak Irish. Thats pretty good considering you essentially banned it from being taught, along with us having to create multiple organisations to help implicate it into daily life again.

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>>127918676
>massacres
>famines
>stripping countries of resources
There isn't anything wrong with any of that. The strongest gets what he deserves, the weak get fucked.
That's why I won't be sad if this race gets fucked; because it's weak and self-loathing. and should be sacrificed for a stronger, more proud people if it can't pull its fucking socks up.

>>127907519
what is/are the redpilled newspaper/s?

>>127918676
Every country commits imperialism, get over it paddy. The fact that our great grandparents invaded backwards third world shitholes like India, Egypt, South Africa, and Ireland does not give you the right to support Ethno-nationalist terrorists

>>127918908
>>127918954

Nice safety net rhetoric. Seems you chaps only had a second level of education.

>>127918920
>According to the 2011 census, 1.77 million people in Ireland claimed they could speak Irish, which is 41% of the population.

>While this looks impressive on paper, it says nothing about the level of Irish people have or if they ever use it. More revealing is the number of people who claim to speak it on a daily basis, only 77,000 people, less than 2% of the population.

Stop LARPing.

>>127918676
Well, that's the point. In fact, we should get back to it right after we deport pakis.

>>127919054
>Every country

Kill yourself.

>>127918920
36% actually, and over 99% speak English

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>>127918954
>The strongest gets what he deserves, the weak get fucked.
So true, laddie. So true.

>>127919059
>accuses others of safety net rhetoric
>uses the "go back to school" "argument"
You're making a fool of yourself.
Humans should embody natural law, which is that the most capable thrive and the ineffective die off.

>>127918841
He is a plague across the board and an unironic furfag. He should be banned on sight at executed for faggotry.

>>127919096
Again, you're still denying that the English forced Irish to be taught in secret schools, reducing the future speaker's numbers drastically, while implementing English as the sole language.

How does it feel to be an utter retard?

>>127919187
I've expelled him from the other thread, i'm staying vigilant

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>>127907604
based norbro, thankyou for blessing this thread with a smattering of archive linx

>>127919551
Thank you.

>>127919112
They literally fucking do if they're in a position to do so. England was, Irish lords were not. Now America is.

>>127919112
It has though.
Ireland invaded Britain countless times; it enslaved the Welsh and set up colonies in Wales.
St Patrick (if the story is true) was a Romano-Briton who was enslaved by Irish people; that's the whole reason as to why he was in Ireland in the first place.
Your people conquered others and fucked them up, as did mine. Mine were just better than you at it, so you feel resentful towards us.

>>127918676
>Be English
>Cause other countries problems
>Get massively wealthy doing it
>Problem?

>>127919185
Every country can be capable of amazing things if left to their own devices and have the time to thrive.

You're still forgetting how you fucked up half of the middle east and India.

Again, go read a history book. English education must be lacking these days.

>>127918920
>don't make the same mistake someone did in past election by voting for x in a choice between x and y
>i'm not saying to vote for y

What the fuck else are you trying to say?

>>127919171
Abandon all delusions of control.

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>>127919596
>Putting noko in the namefield

>>127919394
Remind me paddy. How long have you been free of English rule? The fact that you're STILL using that as an excuse despite the example of Wales being infinitely more successful at keeping their language alive while having similar circumstances, shows what perpetual victims your people are. You don't care about your cultural traditions, stop LARPing.

>>127919710
>strawman
I know that my country exploited other countries and caused their people to suffer. And I don't care.
As I said, it is only natural that the most capable dominate and thrive and that the unable or unwilling fuck off into obscurity. That's natural selection, and don't be so high-and-mighty to assume that natural law shouldn't be applied to humans, that we're above it.

>>127919730
I'll let you figure that enigma out for yourself, it seems like you'll be at it for a while.

>>127919596
>Be a fat cunt
>Proud of your country's immoral and bloodthirsty past
>Is still fat

>>127919793
Similar circumstance? Now you're just ignoring thousands of years of history. The average Brit.

>>127919112

How did the Irish get to Ireland if they didn't invade it?

How did Pictland turn into Scotland?

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>>127919755
Don't you worry, lad….. I'm in control.

>>127919925
>WAAH WAAH OIM AH VICTUM :'(((((

Disgusting little mick rat.

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>>127919925
Welsh kids were whipped in school for speaking Welsh. It was legal to kill Welshmen in England as well at some point.
We were oppressed for longer than your people were, and yet our culture is still alive.

>>127919904
>Hurr strawman hurr buzzwords
Of course, you don't care, you're a faggot with Aspergers and no moral integrity. Why would I expect you to care about anything or anyone?

B-b-buh muh natural law.
What a convenient excuse for thousands of years of intervention in other countries and flat out stealing.

>>127919948
>Every country
LOL

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Voting for UKIP Strawpoll: http://www.strawpoll.me/13084910

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>>127919710
yeah, i'm sure the street-shitters and goatfuckers would be building a space elevator now if not for us

>>127919948
Don't forget the fact that the Irish would constantly raid and enslave Brits like beta-tier vikings before Uncle John Bull came along to put them in their place. They've been victims ever since it was THEM who were being raped and enslaved.

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>>127907519

>show on telly about people on the dole
>nothing wrong with them
>no clear physical disabilities
>fat tranny thing spends it all on phone covers and shite
>ugly inbred family spends it all on really expensive food
>single mum spends it on useless toys and sweets

I was raised on benefits but fuck me.

>>127920207
>>Every country
>LOL
yes, paddy, every COUNTRY. non-countries like yours never got around to it.

>>127920207
"Stealing" resources is natural law. Again, you're not providing anything of substance; you're only insulting me. When have I insulted you?
Every country, including yours, which raped and pillaged my ancestors, has oppressed others. And there is nothing wrong with it.

>>127920207

You do know you're the descendant of a Russian steppe army that invaded Western Europe and killed all the men, right?

Guess that doesn't count.

>>127920135
>At some point

Were you forced into famine, or have over half of your landlords killed and replaced by British ones?
It was forbidden to speak Irish for hundreds of years after the English came, where normal punishment for teaching or speaking Irish was having your scalp peeled off with tar?

Of course not. Disgusting to see a similar victim to Imperialism be such a coward in the face of 'muh /pol/ english friends'

>>127920130
I'd probably break you in half pal, trust me.

>>127920287
They'd probably at least have toilets lul.

>>127920494
>Non country
You're a country of thieves and imperialists.

>>127920523
When we've done it to half of the countries in the world, and have built all of our wealth off of the backs of others, come back to me.

>>127920833
How's it going Paddy? Leprechaun steal your potato again?

>>127920417
It's a program made for reaction. This builds the hate. How many of them were Pakis using false IDs and signing on several times in different places? Thought not. You just fell for an old Jewish trick.

>>127914893
>slashed the UK Border Agency budget so that over a million people per month were coming and going through UK airports without being properly checked

Embarkation checks were dumped over ten years ago due to lack of staff. Since then Border Force have lost a further third of their staff and their pensions we're raped.

It's no surprise that your country is falling apart.

It's only natural to feel jealous about the multinationals choosing to set up in Ireland opposed to the UK, and how the refugees flock to your artificial country, while they leave the Green Isle alone.

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>>127920833
>you personally did x
>I was personally a victim of x

How utterly childish mate. The chip on your shoulder is so big it's basically a potato wedge.

>>127915788
I voted yes to those questions and got BNP

>>127920998

By God you're right, not a single Tan Briton!

>>127920213
I originally never intended to vote due to all the parties being shit and UKIP being (supposedly) dead, so I never registered. Wish I did now after UKIP's actually putting up a pretty damn strong showing.

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Just to add some levity to proceedings. I rarely check anything on /pol/ beyond britpol but I glanced into the orc threads and genuinely have come to enjoy them immensely. They're worth a look.

>>127917126
Ok I have LibLabCon and Green here. What do you suggest

>>127920833
The Welsh were literally genocided and driven out of England. The Welsh word for England is "Lloegr", meaning "lost land", because we got rekt out of it.
Wales was colonised by England as well.
>famine
No, we know how to eat.
>landlords
Yes, literally all of our land was seized by Anglo-Norman lords by conquest. It was also legal to kill Welsh people in England and we were treated like we were Irish niggers in our own land with apartheid-tier laws (except niggers benefited from apartheid).
England was a wealthy nation BEFORE the imperial age (hint: that's why it was able to build an empire). In many cases, colonies were an economic strain. Even if England did build its wealth off the backs of other nations (it didn't), it wouldn't be wrong, because, yet again, natural law kicks in. There is objectively nothing wrong with conquest and seizing of other peoples' lands and resources. You only disagree because it was your people. If you had the whip hand over England, you would be telling the English to get over themselves, which is what I'm telling you to do right now.

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>>127921089
They're coming soon. The potato fairy has already given her blessing.

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>>127920833
(You)

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>>127921089
Your population is tiny. You will be overwhelmed by a quick mass migration event like England was.

what the fuck lads

how did we end up with 2 threads?

>>127919935
>>127919935
>>127919935

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>>127921089

>while they leave the Green Isle alone

Alright Ireland, I was willing to let the economy point slide (because yours is fucking Luxembourg-tier except much, much worse).

As for the Pakis and what not, have you been to Dublin mate? Place is swarming with Tan Irishmen.

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>>127921925
Bringing a whole new meaning to Black Irish.

>>127919185
>the most capable thrive

Before you said strongest, which is very different from competence.

You have no idea what you believe.

>>127920213
Stupid poll. No option for no UKIP candidate in my constituency

>>127921862
Check the post times. This one's been waiting two hours to get recycled but some mug keeps making new threads instead.

FUCK THE TORIES
LABOUR 2017 SENPAI

>>127922077
Nice picking apart.
Capable can be considered strong in the context of conquest.
Are you some sort of Londonderry fag?

>>127921321
>>you personally did x
>>I was personally a victim of x

Now you're really grabbing at straws here, implying that was what I meant

>>127921453
>Implying UKIP was ever relevant
Look at the polls.

>>127921555
I disagree because if's unfair that our history should be replaced with a foreign entity. It's simply because of greed and control.
The fact that you simply don't care about your history is disgusting.

>>127921925
>OUR economy is bad
>BREXIT LOL
>Literally being controlled by the EU export/wise
>Ireland is smashing the UK in exports

>>127921823
Where's your evidence to back this up? Speculation doesn't count as concrete evidence.

>>127920833
>having your scalp peeled off with tar?
Oy vey! Uncle Seamus was made into a lampshade!

>>127922313

>Ireland
>exports

No Ivory Coast, claiming tax income as "service exports" doesn't count.

>>127921999

The Irish are the niggers of Europe.

>>127922248

Please don't be too enthusiastic about Labour.

>>127921999
>be such cucks that you identify with and get along with the lowest, most pathetic race on the planet
how will the africans ever recover?

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>>127922393

>>127922278
It must be sad to having to deny your country's past every time you're questioned on it.

>>127922393
Leave Seamus out of this, he was a decent man.

>>127922475
>Implying we're a tax haven
>implying you aren't being controlled by the EU
But hey isn't Theresa May going to get you that super sweet deal for brexit?

>>127922313
I know my history very well and know my enemies when they are there. Anglos aren't my enemy anymore when their tax money is going in to funding the existence of my language. There is nothing wrong with England gassing us if they wanted to and there's nothing wrong with us raping English people across the border if we wanted to. That's how it is in nature.
>evidence
You have, what, 4 million people? 4.8? England has had about 10 million immigrants in the past few decades; you would literally be fucked if this happens to you.
>unfair
This isn't your primary school. Not everybody gets a medal. The lion doesn't care about fair when he devours the gazelle.

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>>127922596
It's too late. It was always too late.

>>127922764

>implying you aren't being controlled by the EU

Ironic coming from a country that has to ask the Germans before they can make a budget.

>doesn't have their own currency

I'm a militant vegetarian, AMA

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>>127922313
>"were YOU forced into famine"
>"built all of OUR wealth off of the backs of others"
>"YOU fucked up half of the middle east and India"

I'm just quoting you, you daft sod. When you take things so literally/personally and allow resentment of history to grow as if it's manifest in anyone alive currently, it makes you sound like a mentalist.

>>127922767
You realise we have to pass bills allowing mudslimes entry, right?

That won't happen anytime soon, I can assure you.

Comparing an animal's instinctive nature to an entire state? I worry for your mental health.

>>127922938
>Impying your intervention didn't stop us from having our own

>>127923026
More like you're taking it personally. Don't be upset that your country has stalled half of the world's progression for your own needs.

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>>127922992
Why focus your energy on trying to make people change their diet, instead of looking at the vastly bigger picture and realising that overpopulation is the single most important environmental issue we face?

Also are you allowed to eat spunk?

>>127923202
When you're about to elect a tarbrush Taoseach or however you spell it, I don't really take your words to heart.
When a pack of lions devours a pack of gazelles. There.
Conquest is completely justified, as is genocide. Stronger and more formidable animals occupy more space and exploit more resources; humans are animals, the Irish especially, so I don't know why you think we're above this.

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>>127923202

>intervention didn't stop us from having our own
>it was YOUR fault

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What's with all the fags on brit/pol tonight?

if you're reading this post you have to vote Labour or you mother will die in her sleep in June 9th

>>127923202
>Comparing an animal's instinctive nature to an entire state? I worry for your mental health.
we ARE animals though, you delusional cuck. we're not just animals, but denying nature to pretend to be something higher is pure hubris and wankery. get over yourself.

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>>127923202
>your country has stalled half of the world's progression for your own needs
I see, you're a comedian. Africans would have built a SPACE PROGRAM N SHIIIIET if muh evil colonialism hadn't poked it's nose in, oh the guilt is just consuming me.

>>127923337
Well I believe there's nothing moral about eating animals, it's an ethical decision more than it's a dietary one. There's also a pro-white case to be made, so much global warming will be reduced by lessening the west's dependence on meat. Rising sea levels will affect the third world more than the first, so they'll all fucking come here in droves when their countries start flooding.

I am allowed to eat cum but I don't.

>>127923576
My cat already died today, i think she already knew her time was up when she went into the box before even reaching the vet.

>>127923492
Lefty/pol/ and /brit/ shilling. They'll all pipe down next week.

>>127923202
>stalled half of the world's progression
oh, god, you're so precious. we gave them infrastructure, communications, electricity, medicine, industry, and education. their populations expanded more than tenfold under british rule, and you want to tell us how we stunted them? for fuck's sake.

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>>127923202
Cheer up lad. I know it must be difficult when your starter, main course and dessert are all a potato, but chin up, at least you've got satellite.

>>127924009

Based Jews!

>>127922278

I recognise the achievements of the empire.

But capable is not the same as strong. Black people are physically stronger. Islam is showing itself to be a stronger cultural force. Neither of those two groups are capable.

The reason why England shaped the world is because we were the most civilised, we balanced all the positive attributes in life the best. You're employing an edgelord satanist meme tier understanding of strength. If it were true that strength is all that has meaning then humans wouldn't be the master animal.

If strength is the same as capable in conquest then the Mongolians would be the sculptors of human destiny, but they aren't.

>>127910827
>Rich people have the means to leave the country whenever they want due to the fact they have boatloads of cash
>Ramp up taxes and give those same people a reason to do so.
>All that's left is a bunch of poor people and not enough funding for country infrastructure
>country collapses within 5 years

Look at Zimbabwe after it kicked out all the white people for instance.

Socialists are morons, always have been.

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>>127923864
Pissing in the wind mate. Morally of course you're right (with overfishing and factory farming anyway), but in terms of global warming it doesn't mean shit compared to the industrial and domestic waste output of say, China. It's not even a case of 'every little helps' when the most destructive and careless of races are the only ones expanding in number (and industrialising at the same time).

>>127923864
You're adapted to eat meat; you biology revolves around it; it's how your ancestors thrived. You're depriving yourself. If you have to take vitamins or whatever shit, you aren't doing the right thing. Get some red down you.

>>127924380
I'd call the STATE of Nazi Germany stronger than the STATE of Ethiopia in 1939.
The English had different strengths; I understand the confusion, but, when I used it, I meant strengths in various fields, like intellect, innovation and technology that can be exploited.

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>>127924150
>Based Jews!
NEIN!!!!!

>>127924009
wtf, i love the lib dems now

new thread

>>127925276
>>127925276
>>127925276

>>127924784

OK but you said you wouldn't be sad if this race got fucked by inferiors.

That would be an objective net loss for the planet, including the invaders who are not able to run a country themselves.They shoot themselves in the foot by destroying the west, and it illustrates their lack of awareness as they rely on our genius completely for everything good in their lives. It's better for all involved that western civilisation carries on and fixes itself.

>>127926574
quite a high percentage compared to national

>tfw starting to dislike Sharia May
>tfw starting to like Comrade Corbyn

What's happening lads I'm scared

>>127926891
It doesn't matter. It's a stupid move, yes, but it isn't a moral question, but a practical one. Invading is is no immoral at all.

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did i do well, dad?

>>127928392
>tfw can't vote libertarian

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>>127924009

>>127908112
oy vey that's a good goy

have a shekel

>>127908368
I put £10 on 7/1 on Lib Dems getting under 10 seats. It's now something like 5/7. Feels fucking amazing lads.

>>127929899
Jews love Tories, though. >>127924009

>>127914019
apparently debate = shout over someone right in the middle of them making their point.

apparently the progressive alliance can't agree to get along with each other and the main takeaway is that a progressive coalition government would be chaotic.